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== Beware the ides of... oops I forgot. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Ken, did you forget the [http://questionevolution.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/great-tasting-news-blog-postsless.html special report] that you were supposed to issue yesterday? I know it's hard to manufacture fresh-sounding lies to report on, but you should at least have given it a go.&lt;br /&gt;
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I look forward to your excuses. Perhaps somebody came down with a bad case of flu, or your sleep schedule didn't permit you to post. Or maybe you'll just memory hole the promise like you did for all your promises about the 50/75/100 page QE booklet. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 08:52, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Are you suggesting one of Ken's predictions has failed to come true. I'm still waiting for operation grassroots, operation afterburner, The Ides of March 2010, 2011, 2012 and 2013 the book for grade schoolers and all the other bollocks he comes out with. It doesn't even get a snigger anymore. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 09:37, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Damn Jeeves. Why you gotta be bringin' up old shit? ---[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 09:47, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Because I suffer from the curse of remembering what happened last week. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 10:15, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
It's been rectified.  His &amp;quot;authoress&amp;quot; (who's not too sure about &amp;quot;it's&amp;quot; vs. &amp;quot;its,&amp;quot; but nobody said she was an editoress) has sent him a communiqué of terrifying import on the Ides of May.  And it ends with kisses and a happy face. I wonder if her name is Dulcinea? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 14:22, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Jesus, that was unimaginative even by his standards. Come on, Ken. You're not even trying. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:28, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I wonder if the &amp;quot;authoress&amp;quot; is real, but is actually one of us just trolling Ken.--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:37, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Doubt it, looking at the evidence she's completely fabricated. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:42, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Beyond pathetic ===&lt;br /&gt;
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This is incredible. He actually went back and revised the old blog post, even though we already knew what it said. Compare and contrast [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Kendoll_does_1984_old.png this old version] with [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Kendoll_does_1984_new.png new version]. Not only did he get rid of the 5PM GMT crap, he also went and changed the dates round on when his fictitious authoress would be done with her work so he could claim his &amp;quot;special report&amp;quot; would be about that. Ken, your lies are ridiculously transparent at this point. Why are you doing this? What the hell are you going to do when you haven't got a book to publish? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:42, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:He'll claim he's very busy and is pursuing some exciting business opportunities.--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:47, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Wow. That's weak. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 15:08, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::He didn't post the comment, but soMe Damned Bear went to the original post and asked him where his big announcement was. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 16:10, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::LOL, &amp;quot;The ''Spring'' of 2013 is going to be an extremely irritating month for atheists and ''evolutionist''.&amp;quot;  Not only does the title enlighten me to the new month of &amp;quot;Spring&amp;quot;, apparently he will only irritate one evolutionist (Fergus, he is man-crushing again).--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 16:56, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Ken, you know that feeling you get whenever you read this page? You know the one. That chill that runs up your spine when you go &amp;quot;Oh crap... did I really say that?&amp;quot;, only to have it confirmed seconds later. Then that hot flush that spreads across you cheeks onto your forehead... then the feverish urgency you experience as your shaking fingers edit/delete/burn all traces of the evidence. Sucks, doesn't it? So why do you put yourself through it so regularly? The solution is obvious: stop being a dishonest shit that makes promises that you are mentally incapable of keeping. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 19:19, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
His latest post includes a note from a &amp;quot;creationist sweetheart,&amp;quot; illustrated with a [http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair pic from Simple English Wikipedia].  This one is too just too easy and I won't strike a low blow.  Maybe we should have a punchline contest.  Sun Tzu must have said, &amp;quot;feed your opponent enough lulz, and he might bust a gut and die.&amp;quot; [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 00:35, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;There are times when sticking in a Picard Double Facepalm still wouldn't illustrate the level of Facepalm Kenthingy is generating.  And that's just among CPs' sysops.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 16:01, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Oh look===&lt;br /&gt;
The minute Patmac calls Ken out &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Patmac&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1052688 mysterious people are making demands on his time again]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; and suddenly he'll no longer be &amp;quot;as active on the main page talk page&amp;quot; and his replies to Patmac will be brief. &lt;br /&gt;
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He can't even come up with original excuses for running back to his bunny hole any more. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Praat!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 22:34, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Some people tasked me to do stuff in 2012 and 2013 and some letter said some stuff so I'm gonna be doing some stuff with them. Hahaohwow.jpg. Real convincing, Ken. This stems from the discussion Patmac asked Conservative '''first''' about liberal christianity crap, and Conservative throws one question at another at him and demands he answers, while not answering him anyway. Waiting for Karajou to start acting like a man... [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 23:03, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== That's rich. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Karajou &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:AlanE&amp;amp;curid=114090&amp;amp;diff=1052485&amp;amp;oldid=1052436 tells someone to act like a man]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. Oh, and to follow the rules. Not only that, he defends Conservative in the same section. What balls of irony he has! ROFL! [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 17:02, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: He's right though. He does treat everyone the same, he's ALWAYS a colossal douchewad. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 17:05, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::True, to a point that he does nothing to others with rights. He doesn't enforce &amp;quot;everything must be true and verifiable&amp;quot; on Andy, and Kenny is making troll comments literally before and after Karajou's comment in RC. Such monumental cowardice on display, it amuses me. [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 17:16, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: He did join in the posse out to lynch Rob when he saw which way the tide of popular opinion was running. He knows which way the wind is blowing, that Popeye, which is to say always from Andy's arse. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 17:26, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::AlanE should realise by now that what earns the respect of the establishment there is how skillful you are at throwing your weight around and being petty.  Markman knew this, and so was supported.  AlanE appears to think that simply being in the right is enough.  Brenden appears to have learnt the lesson, and I have high hopes for his advancement to fully fledged prick (in the nicest possible way, of course).  [[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 21:25, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It just blows my mind that truly good faith guys like AlanE who have been around for 5 years and really helped out get treated badly when children like Brendan run around growing into more and more transparent parodists. Jesus, even fundie weirdos like Daniel1212 who contribute shitloads of consonant content don't get embraced. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 23:56, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::If you're a reasonable open-minded person, then CP has no need for you. CP is revenge porn for losers who feel they've been kicked around by the liberal establishment. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 00:11, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::I'm actually pretty liberal myself. [[User:Brenden|Brenden]] ([[User talk:Brenden|talk]]) 00:32, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Yeah, and good luck with this &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1052635 dickwad]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;.  ken has alresady reverted you and the last person to try to challenge kenny in this way had a lot more power than you and Nobs now edits here instead because kenny perma banned him.  You're on your way out, say goodbye to all your 'friends' over at cp. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 20:08, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
On a side note, I just love how Karajou refers to them as &amp;quot;the Commandments.&amp;quot; I picture him affecting a Charlton Heston [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0049833/trivia &amp;quot;burning bush&amp;quot;] voice as he reads those words aloud to himself. [[User:Junggai|Junggai]] ([[User talk:Junggai|talk]]) 09:20, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:And with total lack of irony kenny boy &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMain_Page&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1052600&amp;amp;oldid=1052599 describes swabby]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; and conservapedia exactly.  [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 17:59, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Ken's longest break yet ==&lt;br /&gt;
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After having spent the last couple of weeks getting the shit kicked out of him on various talk pages, Ken decides to pack it in: &amp;quot;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMain_Page&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1052714&amp;amp;oldid=1052655 Due to various people wanting more of my time, I will not be reading any talk pages of Conservapedia in 2013, 2014 and 2015. In addition, I will not be posting to any talk pages of Conservapedia as well during this period.]&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Taking bets on how long that'll last. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 02:53, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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: if he's not back in a week, I'll be surprised. &lt;br /&gt;
: Unless Andy finally had enough of him, but decided to let him appear to be going of his own accord. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 04:20, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Yup, that was my immediate reaction. It really was getting a little ridiculous even for that site. Andy's not going to like the drop in page views though, given that the site is going to be a lot more boring without Ken's insanity around. [[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 04:52, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Well, Rafael quickly &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;curid=113357&amp;amp;diff=1052741&amp;amp;oldid=1052733 tweaks]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; kenny's nose.  I can't see the 'no post to talk page' lasting long in the face of this kind of provocation. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 06:18, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::This is weird, the completely anonymous -and the totally unrelated to Ken- author of the wildly successful Question Evolution! Campaign blog has also  [http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/05/the-first-rule-of-grassroots-anti.html decided to stop responding to comments as well.] What are the odds of that? --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 07:00, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Is [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Nehemiah&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1052745 this] a sign of mental disintegration? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 18:07, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:He's really going to great lengths to justify ignoring his critics.  To the same critics he's trying to ignore.  It's sad, but his entire life revolves around the attention he gets from RW.  We are the only thing giving meaning to his wretched existence. --&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 18:33, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::&amp;quot;''I will be recruiting someone else to handle responding to blog comments.''&amp;quot; Well, talk about giving the game away Ken. You finally admit that it's just you after all. {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 18:41, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::That &amp;quot;Crazy drivers in Italy&amp;quot; video on his QE blog is a pretty accurate description of his brain at work... or perhaps the progress of his blog. I mean, does anyone else know what the point of that video could be? [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 19:13, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: He's always parroting weird movie clips he finds on youtube, if he's not just parroting vox day or shockofgoat directly. Bloke can't think for himself. I am curious to see how long this resolution to only post actual news on his blog lasts. I wonder if this is just his way of trying to get out of this obvious charade. I mean, it's not like he'll ever have any news to report. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:35, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It's a way to get out of having to debate anyone since he confirmed that VivaYeshua isn't on &amp;quot;Shock of God's&amp;quot; chatroom anymore so nobody is there to &amp;quot;arrange&amp;quot; for a debate between &amp;quot;Conservative&amp;quot; and whoever obviously finds it impossible to follow his demands. I spoke with Nightmare (or some similar handle) a few days ago. He says he hasn't seen VivaYeshua in months. Remieres says he doesn't care about &amp;quot;Conservative's&amp;quot; debate demand. He's the only other sysop I ever see there on the rare times I can log on. So much for honesty. He just retreats to his intellectual bunny hole after rightly getting pounded for being cowardly and pridefully refusing to humble himself to God and people offering good counsel. What a sad person. [[User:Nate Keaton|Nate Keaton]] ([[User talk:Nate Keaton|talk]]) 20:22, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Ill Nate, ill.  The sad ones are swabbie and andy.  And to a lesser extent I, and others, can be called sad for pointing at him. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 20:35, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;quot;I will not be reading any talk pages of Conservapedia&amp;quot; - it's not like he actually ''read'' anything on talk pages, anyway... ;) --[[User:Sid|Sid]] ([[User talk:Sid|talk]]) 21:39, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::This behaviour seems rather unusual to me. I wonder whether some family or someone have stepped in with an intervention and told him enough's enough? [[User:Ruddager|Ruddager]] ([[User talk:Ruddager|talk]]) 01:43, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Na, it's standard Ken behaviour. He is a spineless child and pulls the &amp;quot;I'm too busy&amp;quot; whenever he backs himself into a wall. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:54, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::If anyone stepped in at all (and if he stays away from the talk pages, as promised, he was definitely pushed) then it was Andy. Even someone as blind as Andy must realize that the CP talk pages have become little more than an exercise in Ken baiting. Perhaps it was Andy who was on the receiving end of a long-needed intervention, with someone pointing out that Ken is destroying what little chance there is left of CP ever being taken seriously by anyone. [[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 02:57, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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===C-C-C-Combo Breaker!===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User%3AConservative%2FBad_news_for_Conservapedia%27s_evolutionists&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1053050&amp;amp;oldid=1053041 He already read and responds to a talk page post by Rafael]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;, but the response is in his &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;bunny hole&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; protected user space. He's still going on about debating, 15 questions, and that he's possibly more than one person. Dance for us, little man! [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 19:48, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Memory holed within seconds. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 20:34, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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===No, no, no===&lt;br /&gt;
Ken's not &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User:Conservative/Music_various_types&amp;amp;curid=125210&amp;amp;diff=1053141&amp;amp;oldid=1043956 reading anything you say]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; Fergus, honestly he's not. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 06:29, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Kenneth D DeMyer, your lack of machismo knows no bounds. Fergus Mason has machismo, but do you ? I think not! Vivayeshua was banned from ShockofGods chatroom, I was there when it happened. I will happily debate you, even though I am more of a creationist than an evolutionist. [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 08:57, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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===The only one who cares is you, Ken===&lt;br /&gt;
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People wonder why I drink.&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sarcasm&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 10:11, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::We should probably thank Ken for summing up CP's philosophy in a concise soundbite, ''&amp;quot;If we don't like you, you don't get to speak, regardless of the substance of your contributions.&amp;quot;'' Cheers Kenneth. -- &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;border:2px solid black;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;'''[[User_talk:Iscariot|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:grey&amp;quot;&amp;gt;scariot&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;'''&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;'''''&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Andy Schlafly for Congress 2012!'''''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 07:09, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Conservatives are Always Right, Whichever Side They Take ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Andy says gambling is for [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1052899&amp;amp;oldid=1052873 liberals], because it's bad.  But it's different when Obama [http://conservapedia.com/Barack_Hussein_Obama/update#Obama_and_Islam says it's not a great life strategy] because that proves he's a Muslim and gambling is good because Muslims think it's bad.  Of course if somebody tries to outlaw it in any context, we get screams of Nanny State! [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 00:10, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Only liberal suckers are gamblers. Good, god fearing conservatives own the casino. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 00:42, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Andy's making an un-conservative argument; gambling is uncoerced,  ''voluntary'' taxation and the exercise of individual freedom.  [[User:RobSmith|nobs]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:RobSmith|Ye shall all perish in flames - &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;Kim Jong-un&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 02:22, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Not sure if Andy would yell &amp;quot;nanny state&amp;quot; if politicians attempt to outlaw gambling, given opposition is usually from social conservatives.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 04:01, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::I was gonna say that it's perfectly reasonable to oppose gambling personally but be against outlawing it, but then I realized Andy likely isn't capable of a nuanced position--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 04:08, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::: Andy is actually right about &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1052920 lotteries being about getting money outta the poor]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. I guess in this case Andy's fundamentalism beats out his hatred for the poor. --[[User:Night Jaguar|Night Jaguar]] ([[User talk:Night Jaguar|talk]]) 05:21, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Key words: &amp;quot;...government-promoted &amp;quot;powerball&amp;quot; [[gambling]]....&amp;quot; Gambling isn't bad, but government-promoted (i.e., liberal) gambling is bad. [[User:Nebuchadnezzar|Nebuchadnezzar]] ([[User talk:Nebuchadnezzar|talk]]) 18:57, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Terry Hurlbut, recovering homosexual ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Used to be gay, then grew out of it? [[User:Carlaugust|Carlaugust]] ([[User talk:Carlaugust|talk]]) 01:40, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I didn't read it that way but it is a slightly strange hypothesis. It would imply that we all go through a gay stage and those with &amp;quot;arrested development&amp;quot; stay there. However I don't remember it like that. As long as I've wanted to have sex with people I wanted to do it with girls.--[[User:Fergus Mason|Fergus Mason &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 03:19, 20 Ma&lt;br /&gt;
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::So by this theories us Bisexuals are...?--&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User:Mikal|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''Mikal''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;[[User_talk:Mikal|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#003399&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''lakiM''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt; 07:00, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Either stealth homosexuals (or heterosexuals), or indecisives that can't pick one or the other, depending on which extreme end of the spectrum you want to slam against. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 10:14, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Maybe Terry's misunderstood the term 'Anal Retentive'.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 10:27, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Terry's &amp;quot;theory&amp;quot; that gay marriage Will result in empty schools is one if the dumbest things it has ever been my misfortune to rest. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Khuluma!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 10:39, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::But it would just mean empty ''public'' schools. [[User:Occasionaluse|Occasionaluse]] ([[User talk:Occasionaluse|talk]]) 13:23, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::E.g. Psy's bafflement. Why do homosexuals want to &amp;quot;recruit&amp;quot; children again? I know they're the biblical™ equivalent of child molesters, pederasts, bestiphiles, satanic through and through. Do they want to have sex with them? Eat them? Build an army of gay children to further oppress christians? None of the actual arguments put forth makes a single bit of sense. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 15:39, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Sounds like he's been reading too much Freud recently. [[User:Nebuchadnezzar|Nebuchadnezzar]] ([[User talk:Nebuchadnezzar|talk]]) 15:45, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Where does Grayson Perry fit into the hypothesis (or 'Miss W######h' for that matter) [[Special:Contributions/171.33.222.26|171.33.222.26]] ([[User talk:171.33.222.26|talk]]) 15:43, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:To the topic: I think this has to do with the sociological phenomenon that boys become aware that girls have cooties sometime after the sexes are segregated in primary school such as has happened when Dr. Hurlbut went to school, (do they do that now?). Eventually this goes away and boys view girls with desire...the gay boys (obviously) get &amp;quot;stuck&amp;quot; and the girls always have cooties and are icky, the only other sexual choice open to them are their best buds who have no cooties. Since they are &amp;quot;stuck&amp;quot; they always see 11 year old boys as their peers and &amp;quot;recruit&amp;quot; them. '''This is not my opinion but a guess at Terry's view of the topic. I have been out and open since the olden days, 1979.''' [[User_talk:Cracker|C&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;®&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;ackeЯ]] 16:29, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::You mean when boys realise that it isn't '''cooties''' girls have, it's '''cootchies'''?--[[User:Fergus Mason|Fergus Mason &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:45, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Could someone with an account over there ask Terry where the statistics posted come from? I'd be very curious to know. The only one that makes any sense to me is that 79% of gay men have had sex with someone under 19, which, given average ages of loss of virginity &amp;amp; AOC laws makes a lot of sense. I'm also curious as to his assertion that it has to do with tolerance. Ken used to have that claim on his homosexuality article until I challenged it by going and getting the book he was referring to. There has been no actual evidence to suggest that tolerance of homosexuality increases incidence. It only increases openness and awareness. [[User:Ayzmo|Ayzmo]] ([[User talk:Ayzmo|talk]]) 19:14, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Those stats are plagerized from the hilariously misleading/lying/out-of-date &amp;quot;study&amp;quot; by [http://www.traditioninaction.org/HotTopics/a02rStatistcs.html Frank Joseph.] Most of the stats on there are from the 1980's and earlier, and if you dig through each citation, you'll find that they are either (a) discredited, (b) HUGELY misleading as to what the real statistic is, or (c) outright lies. For example, that &amp;quot;under 19&amp;quot; statistic comes from a 1979 study, which, like you said, is trotted out as a scary (!) fact, until you realize that it is probably true that most people have had relations with someone under 19. [[User:Carlaugust|Carlaugust]] ([[User talk:Carlaugust|talk]]) 19:44, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
I think I can explain (well, as best as anyone can explain anything Hurlbut-related). Freud postulated that disorders with narcissistic features were the result of arrested development due to unresolved issues in childhood. Hypochondriasis is an often-cited example. This doesn't mean that everyone went through a phase where they thought they were sick against all evidence, it just means that all people with those concerns allegedly had some common set of childhood issues. What Terry is doing is dragging out something called &amp;quot;sexual narcissism,&amp;quot; which has been used by various right-wing cranks over the years in an attempt to explain homosexuality and/or transgenderism.&lt;br /&gt;
TL;DR: Terry done fucked up Freud.--[[User:Colonel of Squirrels|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;江斯顿&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;]][[User_Talk:Colonel of Squirrels|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;i&amp;gt;What is it now?&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 04:44, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Is it my imagination or is night mode being used far less at cp right now?  I can't recall a single time I've logged on there recently when it has been switched on.  Unless they've changed my accounts privs without me realising of course.  [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 06:35, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh, and I'd missed this &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Aschlafly&amp;amp;curid=108781&amp;amp;diff=1053168&amp;amp;oldid=1053054 peach]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;.  That's right andy, archive everything away from your talk page so you can ignore everything that is being said to you about your and kenny's idiocy. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 06:39, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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It's not the first time Andy's given us his unique view on charity. A few Christmases ago, when PJR suggested giving to the poor and homeless, Andy was adamant that they'd be better served by his prayers. The man is a colossal douche. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Runāt!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 14:38, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Yeah, I'm sure if I'd lost my home and my possessions I'd be absolutely fucking delighted to learn that a middle class douchebag in New Jersey was praying for me. I really want someone to ask him how he thinks that will possibly help. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 15:07, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::He pulled the same stunt after the Port-au-Prince earthquake, and again after the Fukushima meltdown. Andy just refuses to post charity links, no matter what. I believe his initial excuse after the earthquake was something to do with the Red Cross and Obamacare. After that little tirade, someone suggested he put up a link to Catholic Charities instead - Andy didn't even bother with an excuse after that one. Honestly, of all the weird shit he does, this one makes the least sense.--[[User:Colonel of Squirrels|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;江斯顿&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;]][[User_Talk:Colonel of Squirrels|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;i&amp;gt;What is it now?&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 15:26, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMain_Page&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1053316&amp;amp;oldid=1053313 Linkee to Andy's statement.]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 15:29, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: It's just a shame that one cannot pray '''and''' donate money.  Nope, it's gotta be one or the other. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 15:42, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Andrew Layton Schlafly, go fuck yourself. With a white-hot fireplace poker tipped with curare, arsenic, and belladonna. '''''And no lubricant.''''' [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 16:01, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:SNAP from me [[User:Bevo74|Bevo74]] ([[User talk:Bevo74|talk]]) 18:36, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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As someone who grew up in the evangelical and fundamentalist world, Andy's viewpoint is certainly not unique.  The large majority of Christians, including fundamentalist Christians, give money and donations through charity, some will outright supply time and labor, however all will believe prayer is as, if not more, powerful than their physical efforts.  It makes sense if you believe in an all-powerful benevolent, yet harsh god who demands justice (and all people are collectively sinners).   There is among this a subset of thought that prayer is paramount over any material aid, as I was told once, &amp;quot;what good does all the food and shelter do people, if their souls are hellbound?&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;it is better to be homeless and starving and saved, than well-off and damned&amp;quot;.  They would pray for the victims recovery, but in the context that they would accept salvation, and believe by doing just this they do more than anyone supplying actual aid.&lt;br /&gt;
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I would argue though there is another motivation among some Christians, and those types are best represented by Hurlburt.  These are Objectivist Christians, who use the principles of Objectivism to justify not giving out charity, believing it would just foster and enable dependance and bad behavior.  It is a selfish belief that allows them to effectively ignore the Christian theological belief that supplying need to the poor and destitute is the duty of the believer.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 16:34, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:I have to admit, I've never understood the &amp;quot;pray for them&amp;quot; attitude. If some schmuck in New Jersy doesn't ask God to find a little girl trapped in rubble, He's just going to let her die? What a prick. &amp;quot;Well, I was going to let the town be a ruin forever and all those who inhabit it die cold and alone...but since Andy asked nicely, I guess I'll inspire Obama to send FEMA.&amp;quot; What's the point of a &amp;quot;divine plan&amp;quot; if anybody can talk you out of it? [[User:Carlaugust|Carlaugust]] ([[User talk:Carlaugust|talk]]) 17:42, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::But that's at the heart of the prayer controversy. As someone once said &amp;quot;You cannot petition the lord with prayer&amp;quot;, except, of course, that's exactly what those of a religious bent do every day. I've heard the &amp;quot;you don't get it unless you ask for it line&amp;quot; but, taking the &amp;quot;we're all god's children position&amp;quot; I don't refuse to give my child what he needs just because he doesn't ask for it. Especially if he's trapped under a building. &amp;quot;What's that, Patrick, you're trapped. Well I'm not going to help you until you ask.&amp;quot; Doesn't play, somehow. [[User:Innocent Bystander|Innocent Bystander]] ([[User talk:Innocent Bystander|talk]]) 17:58, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I think my mom use to say, or imply at least, that God only does what the prayer asks if it's what he wants… even though she was also fond of quoting or paraphrasing [http://biblehub.com/matthew/18-19.htm Matthew 18:19], and that makes prayer fairly pointless. Even as a kid i didn't really understand it, but i rolled with it anyways because, hey, not everything's bound to make sense to me, right? &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:gray&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(talk to a)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; [[User:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Nihilist&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 18:06, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Prayer and the [[Protestant work ethic]] are always a great substitute for charity. [[User:Nebuchadnezzar|Nebuchadnezzar]] ([[User talk:Nebuchadnezzar|talk]]) 18:19, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Yeah, well most people actually think that &amp;quot;''God helps those that help themselves''&amp;quot; is actually a quote from the Bible too... --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 18:23, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Andy is laying low because his recent &amp;quot;global warming hoax proved by cool weather&amp;quot; pronouncement is -- shall we say -- diluted by such energetic weather.  That's why it was predictable his sorry Christian ass wouldn't bring it up.  When called out, &amp;quot;but I'm praying&amp;quot; was his personal bunnyhole. [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 18:24, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: I think everyone's being too harsh on Andy.  It's like [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=1053342&amp;amp;oldid=1053339 he says]: he's just too darned Jesus-like to give to charity.  Charity is well enough for other folks, but obviously Andy can do more good by prayer alone than he could ever do with prayer + charity. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 19:36, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Maybe I'm just not well enough up on my new testament, but are there actually any incidents in there of Jesus praying for someone who was in need rather than helping them? I have the feeling Andy is talking out of his arse. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:30, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:If he did, that brings up yet -another- good question; what the heck was Jesus doing praying to himself? &amp;quot;Dear me, if I could find it in my heart to help these people, I would really appreciate it. Thanks me! Love, myself.&amp;quot; [[User:Carlaugust|Carlaugust]] ([[User talk:Carlaugust|talk]]) 19:43, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I am not aware of a single instance of Jesus praying for any individual. I am not aware of a single instance of Him owning any personal property beyond His clothes and shoes, so He also probably did not give charity. He certainly relied on it to survive. It is now my belief that Andy believes he knows Jesus better than the Gospels describe Him. His hubris is appalling. [[User:Nate Keaton|Nate Keaton]] ([[User talk:Nate Keaton|talk]]) 19:53, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Maybe Andy thinks the parable of the Good Samaritan is lieb'rul propaganda...? (For anyone not brought up in a vaguely-Christian tradition, the take-home message from Jesus is, &amp;quot;get up off your fat lazy arse and help people in need&amp;quot;.) &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 19:56, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Another fabulous encyclopedic article from bad touch Poor. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=STEM&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1053340 Pure class]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; as always.  With, as always, that little nod towards sexism. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 17:37, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I like how there's no citation. &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:gray&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(talk to a)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; [[User:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Nihilist&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 18:00, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::That's what peons are for. [[User:Vulpius|Vulpius]] ([[User talk:Vulpius|talk]]) 18:09, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Is &amp;quot;HiLDA&amp;quot; even a [[PIDOOMA|real acronym]]? [[User:Nebuchadnezzar|Nebuchadnezzar]] ([[User talk:Nebuchadnezzar|talk]]) 20:00, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Andy Case Study #498 ==&lt;br /&gt;
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# WilliamWB does a massive cleanup of [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia_proven_right&amp;amp;diff=1051930&amp;amp;oldid=1051854 Conservapedia proven right]&lt;br /&gt;
# Any notices, a week later, that an entry was removed somewhere along the line, [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia_proven_right&amp;amp;diff=1053109&amp;amp;oldid=1051930 adds it back], [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia_proven_right&amp;amp;diff=1053110&amp;amp;oldid=1053109 reverts WilliamWB's edit], and [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&amp;amp;type=block&amp;amp;user=&amp;amp;page=User%3AWilliamWB&amp;amp;year=&amp;amp;month=-1 blocks him for 2 years].&lt;br /&gt;
# Andy realizes his reversion re-removed the entry (because WilliamWB didn't even remove it), then [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia_proven_right&amp;amp;diff=1053111&amp;amp;oldid=1053110 adds it back, again].&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Andy realizes his mistake and unblocks WilliamWB&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; oops that would require Andy to admit he made a mistake, so it didn't happen. Oh well. Justice is served!&lt;br /&gt;
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Andy, never change. [[User:CowHammer |Cow...]][[User Talk:CowHammer |Hammer]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[Special:Contributions/CowHammer|time!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 20:06, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: I love how Andy's claim that Chavez secretly died back in December (rather than in March) is listed under both &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservapedia_proven_right Conservapedia proven right]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; and &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservapedia_proven_wrong Conservapedia proven wrong]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. --[[User:Night Jaguar|Night Jaguar]] ([[User talk:Night Jaguar|talk]]) 21:18, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Schrodinger's fact? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 21:49, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Karajou sees through your cunning disguise! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Popeye smart! Him know that [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&amp;amp;type=block&amp;amp;user=&amp;amp;page=+User%3ARMcForrester&amp;amp;year=&amp;amp;month=-1 RMcForrester] who no make any edits is sock of Ace McWicked. Two different people no have Mc in their names! --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:34, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I wonder if he avoids going to McDonald's for that reason. [[User:Vulpius|Vulpius]] ([[User talk:Vulpius|talk]]) 20:54, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::That's amazing! I can edit CP in my sleep it would seem. Fantastic. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 21:00, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::And why not?  kenny, andy, swabbie and ed seem to edit in their sleep all the time.  [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 21:07, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::I just wish I knew I was doing it...but it does explain why I wake so tired every morning. I thought it was my alcohol consumption but now I know it is my nocturnal editing of Conservapedia. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 21:17, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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== Beware the ides of... oops I forgot. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Ken, did you forget the [http://questionevolution.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/great-tasting-news-blog-postsless.html special report] that you were supposed to issue yesterday? I know it's hard to manufacture fresh-sounding lies to report on, but you should at least have given it a go.&lt;br /&gt;
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I look forward to your excuses. Perhaps somebody came down with a bad case of flu, or your sleep schedule didn't permit you to post. Or maybe you'll just memory hole the promise like you did for all your promises about the 50/75/100 page QE booklet. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 08:52, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Are you suggesting one of Ken's predictions has failed to come true. I'm still waiting for operation grassroots, operation afterburner, The Ides of March 2010, 2011, 2012 and 2013 the book for grade schoolers and all the other bollocks he comes out with. It doesn't even get a snigger anymore. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 09:37, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Damn Jeeves. Why you gotta be bringin' up old shit? ---[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 09:47, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Because I suffer from the curse of remembering what happened last week. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 10:15, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
It's been rectified.  His &amp;quot;authoress&amp;quot; (who's not too sure about &amp;quot;it's&amp;quot; vs. &amp;quot;its,&amp;quot; but nobody said she was an editoress) has sent him a communiqué of terrifying import on the Ides of May.  And it ends with kisses and a happy face. I wonder if her name is Dulcinea? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 14:22, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Jesus, that was unimaginative even by his standards. Come on, Ken. You're not even trying. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:28, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I wonder if the &amp;quot;authoress&amp;quot; is real, but is actually one of us just trolling Ken.--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:37, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Doubt it, looking at the evidence she's completely fabricated. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:42, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Beyond pathetic ===&lt;br /&gt;
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This is incredible. He actually went back and revised the old blog post, even though we already knew what it said. Compare and contrast [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Kendoll_does_1984_old.png this old version] with [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Kendoll_does_1984_new.png new version]. Not only did he get rid of the 5PM GMT crap, he also went and changed the dates round on when his fictitious authoress would be done with her work so he could claim his &amp;quot;special report&amp;quot; would be about that. Ken, your lies are ridiculously transparent at this point. Why are you doing this? What the hell are you going to do when you haven't got a book to publish? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:42, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:He'll claim he's very busy and is pursuing some exciting business opportunities.--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:47, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Wow. That's weak. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 15:08, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::He didn't post the comment, but soMe Damned Bear went to the original post and asked him where his big announcement was. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 16:10, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::LOL, &amp;quot;The ''Spring'' of 2013 is going to be an extremely irritating month for atheists and ''evolutionist''.&amp;quot;  Not only does the title enlighten me to the new month of &amp;quot;Spring&amp;quot;, apparently he will only irritate one evolutionist (Fergus, he is man-crushing again).--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 16:56, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Ken, you know that feeling you get whenever you read this page? You know the one. That chill that runs up your spine when you go &amp;quot;Oh crap... did I really say that?&amp;quot;, only to have it confirmed seconds later. Then that hot flush that spreads across you cheeks onto your forehead... then the feverish urgency you experience as your shaking fingers edit/delete/burn all traces of the evidence. Sucks, doesn't it? So why do you put yourself through it so regularly? The solution is obvious: stop being a dishonest shit that makes promises that you are mentally incapable of keeping. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 19:19, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
His latest post includes a note from a &amp;quot;creationist sweetheart,&amp;quot; illustrated with a [http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair pic from Simple English Wikipedia].  This one is too just too easy and I won't strike a low blow.  Maybe we should have a punchline contest.  Sun Tzu must have said, &amp;quot;feed your opponent enough lulz, and he might bust a gut and die.&amp;quot; [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 00:35, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;There are times when sticking in a Picard Double Facepalm still wouldn't illustrate the level of Facepalm Kenthingy is generating.  And that's just among CPs' sysops.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 16:01, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Oh look===&lt;br /&gt;
The minute Patmac calls Ken out &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Patmac&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1052688 mysterious people are making demands on his time again]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; and suddenly he'll no longer be &amp;quot;as active on the main page talk page&amp;quot; and his replies to Patmac will be brief. &lt;br /&gt;
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He can't even come up with original excuses for running back to his bunny hole any more. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Praat!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 22:34, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Some people tasked me to do stuff in 2012 and 2013 and some letter said some stuff so I'm gonna be doing some stuff with them. Hahaohwow.jpg. Real convincing, Ken. This stems from the discussion Patmac asked Conservative '''first''' about liberal christianity crap, and Conservative throws one question at another at him and demands he answers, while not answering him anyway. Waiting for Karajou to start acting like a man... [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 23:03, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== That's rich. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Karajou &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:AlanE&amp;amp;curid=114090&amp;amp;diff=1052485&amp;amp;oldid=1052436 tells someone to act like a man]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. Oh, and to follow the rules. Not only that, he defends Conservative in the same section. What balls of irony he has! ROFL! [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 17:02, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: He's right though. He does treat everyone the same, he's ALWAYS a colossal douchewad. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 17:05, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::True, to a point that he does nothing to others with rights. He doesn't enforce &amp;quot;everything must be true and verifiable&amp;quot; on Andy, and Kenny is making troll comments literally before and after Karajou's comment in RC. Such monumental cowardice on display, it amuses me. [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 17:16, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: He did join in the posse out to lynch Rob when he saw which way the tide of popular opinion was running. He knows which way the wind is blowing, that Popeye, which is to say always from Andy's arse. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 17:26, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::AlanE should realise by now that what earns the respect of the establishment there is how skillful you are at throwing your weight around and being petty.  Markman knew this, and so was supported.  AlanE appears to think that simply being in the right is enough.  Brenden appears to have learnt the lesson, and I have high hopes for his advancement to fully fledged prick (in the nicest possible way, of course).  [[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 21:25, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It just blows my mind that truly good faith guys like AlanE who have been around for 5 years and really helped out get treated badly when children like Brendan run around growing into more and more transparent parodists. Jesus, even fundie weirdos like Daniel1212 who contribute shitloads of consonant content don't get embraced. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 23:56, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::If you're a reasonable open-minded person, then CP has no need for you. CP is revenge porn for losers who feel they've been kicked around by the liberal establishment. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 00:11, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::I'm actually pretty liberal myself. [[User:Brenden|Brenden]] ([[User talk:Brenden|talk]]) 00:32, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Yeah, and good luck with this &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1052635 dickwad]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;.  ken has alresady reverted you and the last person to try to challenge kenny in this way had a lot more power than you and Nobs now edits here instead because kenny perma banned him.  You're on your way out, say goodbye to all your 'friends' over at cp. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 20:08, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
On a side note, I just love how Karajou refers to them as &amp;quot;the Commandments.&amp;quot; I picture him affecting a Charlton Heston [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0049833/trivia &amp;quot;burning bush&amp;quot;] voice as he reads those words aloud to himself. [[User:Junggai|Junggai]] ([[User talk:Junggai|talk]]) 09:20, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:And with total lack of irony kenny boy &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMain_Page&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1052600&amp;amp;oldid=1052599 describes swabby]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; and conservapedia exactly.  [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 17:59, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Ken's longest break yet ==&lt;br /&gt;
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After having spent the last couple of weeks getting the shit kicked out of him on various talk pages, Ken decides to pack it in: &amp;quot;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMain_Page&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1052714&amp;amp;oldid=1052655 Due to various people wanting more of my time, I will not be reading any talk pages of Conservapedia in 2013, 2014 and 2015. In addition, I will not be posting to any talk pages of Conservapedia as well during this period.]&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Taking bets on how long that'll last. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 02:53, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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: if he's not back in a week, I'll be surprised. &lt;br /&gt;
: Unless Andy finally had enough of him, but decided to let him appear to be going of his own accord. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 04:20, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Yup, that was my immediate reaction. It really was getting a little ridiculous even for that site. Andy's not going to like the drop in page views though, given that the site is going to be a lot more boring without Ken's insanity around. [[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 04:52, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Well, Rafael quickly &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;curid=113357&amp;amp;diff=1052741&amp;amp;oldid=1052733 tweaks]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; kenny's nose.  I can't see the 'no post to talk page' lasting long in the face of this kind of provocation. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 06:18, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::This is weird, the completely anonymous -and the totally unrelated to Ken- author of the wildly successful Question Evolution! Campaign blog has also  [http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/05/the-first-rule-of-grassroots-anti.html decided to stop responding to comments as well.] What are the odds of that? --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 07:00, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Is [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Nehemiah&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1052745 this] a sign of mental disintegration? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 18:07, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:He's really going to great lengths to justify ignoring his critics.  To the same critics he's trying to ignore.  It's sad, but his entire life revolves around the attention he gets from RW.  We are the only thing giving meaning to his wretched existence. --&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 18:33, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::&amp;quot;''I will be recruiting someone else to handle responding to blog comments.''&amp;quot; Well, talk about giving the game away Ken. You finally admit that it's just you after all. {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 18:41, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::That &amp;quot;Crazy drivers in Italy&amp;quot; video on his QE blog is a pretty accurate description of his brain at work... or perhaps the progress of his blog. I mean, does anyone else know what the point of that video could be? [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 19:13, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: He's always parroting weird movie clips he finds on youtube, if he's not just parroting vox day or shockofgoat directly. Bloke can't think for himself. I am curious to see how long this resolution to only post actual news on his blog lasts. I wonder if this is just his way of trying to get out of this obvious charade. I mean, it's not like he'll ever have any news to report. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:35, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It's a way to get out of having to debate anyone since he confirmed that VivaYeshua isn't on &amp;quot;Shock of God's&amp;quot; chatroom anymore so nobody is there to &amp;quot;arrange&amp;quot; for a debate between &amp;quot;Conservative&amp;quot; and whoever obviously finds it impossible to follow his demands. I spoke with Nightmare (or some similar handle) a few days ago. He says he hasn't seen VivaYeshua in months. Remieres says he doesn't care about &amp;quot;Conservative's&amp;quot; debate demand. He's the only other sysop I ever see there on the rare times I can log on. So much for honesty. He just retreats to his intellectual bunny hole after rightly getting pounded for being cowardly and pridefully refusing to humble himself to God and people offering good counsel. What a sad person. [[User:Nate Keaton|Nate Keaton]] ([[User talk:Nate Keaton|talk]]) 20:22, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Ill Nate, ill.  The sad ones are swabbie and andy.  And to a lesser extent I, and others, can be called sad for pointing at him. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 20:35, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;quot;I will not be reading any talk pages of Conservapedia&amp;quot; - it's not like he actually ''read'' anything on talk pages, anyway... ;) --[[User:Sid|Sid]] ([[User talk:Sid|talk]]) 21:39, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::This behaviour seems rather unusual to me. I wonder whether some family or someone have stepped in with an intervention and told him enough's enough? [[User:Ruddager|Ruddager]] ([[User talk:Ruddager|talk]]) 01:43, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Na, it's standard Ken behaviour. He is a spineless child and pulls the &amp;quot;I'm too busy&amp;quot; whenever he backs himself into a wall. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:54, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::If anyone stepped in at all (and if he stays away from the talk pages, as promised, he was definitely pushed) then it was Andy. Even someone as blind as Andy must realize that the CP talk pages have become little more than an exercise in Ken baiting. Perhaps it was Andy who was on the receiving end of a long-needed intervention, with someone pointing out that Ken is destroying what little chance there is left of CP ever being taken seriously by anyone. [[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 02:57, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User%3AConservative%2FBad_news_for_Conservapedia%27s_evolutionists&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1053050&amp;amp;oldid=1053041 He already read and responds to a talk page post by Rafael]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;, but the response is in his &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;bunny hole&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; protected user space. He's still going on about debating, 15 questions, and that he's possibly more than one person. Dance for us, little man! [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 19:48, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Memory holed within seconds. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 20:34, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Ken's not &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User:Conservative/Music_various_types&amp;amp;curid=125210&amp;amp;diff=1053141&amp;amp;oldid=1043956 reading anything you say]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; Fergus, honestly he's not. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 06:29, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Kenneth D DeMyer, your lack of machismo knows no bounds. Fergus Mason has machismo, but do you ? I think not! Vivayeshua was banned from ShockofGods chatroom, I was there when it happened. I will happily debate you, even though I am more of a creationist than an evolutionist. [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 08:57, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::''(Block log); 01:17 . . Conservative (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for MasonFW (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2015-05-20T05:11:17Z (account creation disabled) (90/10 rule: excess of talk rather than edits to substantive entries: &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GOYYbiEul0&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;. By the way, I do not have to read the talk pages or post to them to hit the revert button)''&lt;br /&gt;
People wonder why I drink.&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sarcasm&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 10:11, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::We should probably thank Ken for summing up CP's philosophy in a concise soundbite, ''&amp;quot;If we don't like you, you don't get to speak, regardless of the substance of your contributions.&amp;quot;'' Cheers Kenneth. -- &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;border:2px solid black;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;'''[[User_talk:Iscariot|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:grey&amp;quot;&amp;gt;scariot&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;'''&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;'''''&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Andy Schlafly for Congress 2012!'''''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 07:09, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Conservatives are Always Right, Whichever Side They Take ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Andy says gambling is for [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1052899&amp;amp;oldid=1052873 liberals], because it's bad.  But it's different when Obama [http://conservapedia.com/Barack_Hussein_Obama/update#Obama_and_Islam says it's not a great life strategy] because that proves he's a Muslim and gambling is good because Muslims think it's bad.  Of course if somebody tries to outlaw it in any context, we get screams of Nanny State! [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 00:10, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Only liberal suckers are gamblers. Good, god fearing conservatives own the casino. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 00:42, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Andy's making an un-conservative argument; gambling is uncoerced,  ''voluntary'' taxation and the exercise of individual freedom.  [[User:RobSmith|nobs]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:RobSmith|Ye shall all perish in flames - &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;Kim Jong-un&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 02:22, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Not sure if Andy would yell &amp;quot;nanny state&amp;quot; if politicians attempt to outlaw gambling, given opposition is usually from social conservatives.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 04:01, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::I was gonna say that it's perfectly reasonable to oppose gambling personally but be against outlawing it, but then I realized Andy likely isn't capable of a nuanced position--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 04:08, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::: Andy is actually right about &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1052920 lotteries being about getting money outta the poor]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. I guess in this case Andy's fundamentalism beats out his hatred for the poor. --[[User:Night Jaguar|Night Jaguar]] ([[User talk:Night Jaguar|talk]]) 05:21, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Key words: &amp;quot;...government-promoted &amp;quot;powerball&amp;quot; [[gambling]]....&amp;quot; Gambling isn't bad, but government-promoted (i.e., liberal) gambling is bad. [[User:Nebuchadnezzar|Nebuchadnezzar]] ([[User talk:Nebuchadnezzar|talk]]) 18:57, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Terry Hurlbut, recovering homosexual ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Used to be gay, then grew out of it? [[User:Carlaugust|Carlaugust]] ([[User talk:Carlaugust|talk]]) 01:40, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I didn't read it that way but it is a slightly strange hypothesis. It would imply that we all go through a gay stage and those with &amp;quot;arrested development&amp;quot; stay there. However I don't remember it like that. As long as I've wanted to have sex with people I wanted to do it with girls.--[[User:Fergus Mason|Fergus Mason &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 03:19, 20 Ma&lt;br /&gt;
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::So by this theories us Bisexuals are...?--&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User:Mikal|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''Mikal''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;[[User_talk:Mikal|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#003399&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''lakiM''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt; 07:00, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Either stealth homosexuals (or heterosexuals), or indecisives that can't pick one or the other, depending on which extreme end of the spectrum you want to slam against. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 10:14, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Maybe Terry's misunderstood the term 'Anal Retentive'.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 10:27, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Terry's &amp;quot;theory&amp;quot; that gay marriage Will result in empty schools is one if the dumbest things it has ever been my misfortune to rest. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Khuluma!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 10:39, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::But it would just mean empty ''public'' schools. [[User:Occasionaluse|Occasionaluse]] ([[User talk:Occasionaluse|talk]]) 13:23, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::E.g. Psy's bafflement. Why do homosexuals want to &amp;quot;recruit&amp;quot; children again? I know they're the biblical™ equivalent of child molesters, pederasts, bestiphiles, satanic through and through. Do they want to have sex with them? Eat them? Build an army of gay children to further oppress christians? None of the actual arguments put forth makes a single bit of sense. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 15:39, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Sounds like he's been reading too much Freud recently. [[User:Nebuchadnezzar|Nebuchadnezzar]] ([[User talk:Nebuchadnezzar|talk]]) 15:45, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Where does Grayson Perry fit into the hypothesis (or 'Miss W######h' for that matter) [[Special:Contributions/171.33.222.26|171.33.222.26]] ([[User talk:171.33.222.26|talk]]) 15:43, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:To the topic: I think this has to do with the sociological phenomenon that boys become aware that girls have cooties sometime after the sexes are segregated in primary school such as has happened when Dr. Hurlbut went to school, (do they do that now?). Eventually this goes away and boys view girls with desire...the gay boys (obviously) get &amp;quot;stuck&amp;quot; and the girls always have cooties and are icky, the only other sexual choice open to them are their best buds who have no cooties. Since they are &amp;quot;stuck&amp;quot; they always see 11 year old boys as their peers and &amp;quot;recruit&amp;quot; them. '''This is not my opinion but a guess at Terry's view of the topic. I have been out and open since the olden days, 1979.''' [[User_talk:Cracker|C&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;®&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;ackeЯ]] 16:29, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::You mean when boys realise that it isn't '''cooties''' girls have, it's '''cootchies'''?--[[User:Fergus Mason|Fergus Mason &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:45, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Could someone with an account over there ask Terry where the statistics posted come from? I'd be very curious to know. The only one that makes any sense to me is that 79% of gay men have had sex with someone under 19, which, given average ages of loss of virginity &amp;amp; AOC laws makes a lot of sense. I'm also curious as to his assertion that it has to do with tolerance. Ken used to have that claim on his homosexuality article until I challenged it by going and getting the book he was referring to. There has been no actual evidence to suggest that tolerance of homosexuality increases incidence. It only increases openness and awareness. [[User:Ayzmo|Ayzmo]] ([[User talk:Ayzmo|talk]]) 19:14, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Those stats are plagerized from the hilariously misleading/lying/out-of-date &amp;quot;study&amp;quot; by [http://www.traditioninaction.org/HotTopics/a02rStatistcs.html Frank Joseph.] Most of the stats on there are from the 1980's and earlier, and if you dig through each citation, you'll find that they are either (a) discredited, (b) HUGELY misleading as to what the real statistic is, or (c) outright lies. For example, that &amp;quot;under 19&amp;quot; statistic comes from a 1979 study, which, like you said, is trotted out as a scary (!) fact, until you realize that it is probably true that most people have had relations with someone under 19. [[User:Carlaugust|Carlaugust]] ([[User talk:Carlaugust|talk]]) 19:44, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
I think I can explain (well, as best as anyone can explain anything Hurlbut-related). Freud postulated that disorders with narcissistic features were the result of arrested development due to unresolved issues in childhood. Hypochondriasis is an often-cited example. This doesn't mean that everyone went through a phase where they thought they were sick against all evidence, it just means that all people with those concerns allegedly had some common set of childhood issues. What Terry is doing is dragging out something called &amp;quot;sexual narcissism,&amp;quot; which has been used by various right-wing cranks over the years in an attempt to explain homosexuality and/or transgenderism.&lt;br /&gt;
TL;DR: Terry done fucked up Freud.--[[User:Colonel of Squirrels|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;江斯顿&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;]][[User_Talk:Colonel of Squirrels|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;i&amp;gt;What is it now?&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 04:44, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Is it my imagination or is night mode being used far less at cp right now?  I can't recall a single time I've logged on there recently when it has been switched on.  Unless they've changed my accounts privs without me realising of course.  [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 06:35, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh, and I'd missed this &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Aschlafly&amp;amp;curid=108781&amp;amp;diff=1053168&amp;amp;oldid=1053054 peach]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;.  That's right andy, archive everything away from your talk page so you can ignore everything that is being said to you about your and kenny's idiocy. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 06:39, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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It's not the first time Andy's given us his unique view on charity. A few Christmases ago, when PJR suggested giving to the poor and homeless, Andy was adamant that they'd be better served by his prayers. The man is a colossal douche. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Runāt!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 14:38, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Yeah, I'm sure if I'd lost my home and my possessions I'd be absolutely fucking delighted to learn that a middle class douchebag in New Jersey was praying for me. I really want someone to ask him how he thinks that will possibly help. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 15:07, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::He pulled the same stunt after the Port-au-Prince earthquake, and again after the Fukushima meltdown. Andy just refuses to post charity links, no matter what. I believe his initial excuse after the earthquake was something to do with the Red Cross and Obamacare. After that little tirade, someone suggested he put up a link to Catholic Charities instead - Andy didn't even bother with an excuse after that one. Honestly, of all the weird shit he does, this one makes the least sense.--[[User:Colonel of Squirrels|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;江斯顿&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;]][[User_Talk:Colonel of Squirrels|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;i&amp;gt;What is it now?&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 15:26, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMain_Page&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1053316&amp;amp;oldid=1053313 Linkee to Andy's statement.]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 15:29, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: It's just a shame that one cannot pray '''and''' donate money.  Nope, it's gotta be one or the other. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 15:42, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Andrew Layton Schlafly, go fuck yourself. With a white-hot fireplace poker tipped with curare, arsenic, and belladonna. '''''And no lubricant.''''' [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 16:01, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:SNAP from me [[User:Bevo74|Bevo74]] ([[User talk:Bevo74|talk]]) 18:36, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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As someone who grew up in the evangelical and fundamentalist world, Andy's viewpoint is certainly not unique.  The large majority of Christians, including fundamentalist Christians, give money and donations through charity, some will outright supply time and labor, however all will believe prayer is as, if not more, powerful than their physical efforts.  It makes sense if you believe in an all-powerful benevolent, yet harsh god who demands justice (and all people are collectively sinners).   There is among this a subset of thought that prayer is paramount over any material aid, as I was told once, &amp;quot;what good does all the food and shelter do people, if their souls are hellbound?&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;it is better to be homeless and starving and saved, than well-off and damned&amp;quot;.  They would pray for the victims recovery, but in the context that they would accept salvation, and believe by doing just this they do more than anyone supplying actual aid.&lt;br /&gt;
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I would argue though there is another motivation among some Christians, and those types are best represented by Hurlburt.  These are Objectivist Christians, who use the principles of Objectivism to justify not giving out charity, believing it would just foster and enable dependance and bad behavior.  It is a selfish belief that allows them to effectively ignore the Christian theological belief that supplying need to the poor and destitute is the duty of the believer.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 16:34, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:I have to admit, I've never understood the &amp;quot;pray for them&amp;quot; attitude. If some schmuck in New Jersy doesn't ask God to find a little girl trapped in rubble, He's just going to let her die? What a prick. &amp;quot;Well, I was going to let the town be a ruin forever and all those who inhabit it die cold and alone...but since Andy asked nicely, I guess I'll inspire Obama to send FEMA.&amp;quot; What's the point of a &amp;quot;divine plan&amp;quot; if anybody can talk you out of it? [[User:Carlaugust|Carlaugust]] ([[User talk:Carlaugust|talk]]) 17:42, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::But that's at the heart of the prayer controversy. As someone once said &amp;quot;You cannot petition the lord with prayer&amp;quot;, except, of course, that's exactly what those of a religious bent do every day. I've heard the &amp;quot;you don't get it unless you ask for it line&amp;quot; but, taking the &amp;quot;we're all god's children position&amp;quot; I don't refuse to give my child what he needs just because he doesn't ask for it. Especially if he's trapped under a building. &amp;quot;What's that, Patrick, you're trapped. Well I'm not going to help you until you ask.&amp;quot; Doesn't play, somehow. [[User:Innocent Bystander|Innocent Bystander]] ([[User talk:Innocent Bystander|talk]]) 17:58, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I think my mom use to say, or imply at least, that God only does what the prayer asks if it's what he wants… even though she was also fond of quoting or paraphrasing [http://biblehub.com/matthew/18-19.htm Matthew 18:19], and that makes prayer fairly pointless. Even as a kid i didn't really understand it, but i rolled with it anyways because, hey, not everything's bound to make sense to me, right? &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:gray&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(talk to a)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; [[User:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Nihilist&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 18:06, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Prayer and the [[Protestant work ethic]] are always a great substitute for charity. [[User:Nebuchadnezzar|Nebuchadnezzar]] ([[User talk:Nebuchadnezzar|talk]]) 18:19, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Yeah, well most people actually think that &amp;quot;''God helps those that help themselves''&amp;quot; is actually a quote from the Bible too... --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 18:23, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Andy is laying low because his recent &amp;quot;global warming hoax proved by cool weather&amp;quot; pronouncement is -- shall we say -- diluted by such energetic weather.  That's why it was predictable his sorry Christian ass wouldn't bring it up.  When called out, &amp;quot;but I'm praying&amp;quot; was his personal bunnyhole. [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 18:24, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: I think everyone's being too harsh on Andy.  It's like [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=1053342&amp;amp;oldid=1053339 he says]: he's just too darned Jesus-like to give to charity.  Charity is well enough for other folks, but obviously Andy can do more good by prayer alone than he could ever do with prayer + charity. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 19:36, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Maybe I'm just not well enough up on my new testament, but are there actually any incidents in there of Jesus praying for someone who was in need rather than helping them? I have the feeling Andy is talking out of his arse. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:30, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:If he did, that brings up yet -another- good question; what the heck was Jesus doing praying to himself? &amp;quot;Dear me, if I could find it in my heart to help these people, I would really appreciate it. Thanks me! Love, myself.&amp;quot; [[User:Carlaugust|Carlaugust]] ([[User talk:Carlaugust|talk]]) 19:43, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I am not aware of a single instance of Jesus praying for any individual. I am not aware of a single instance of Him owning any personal property beyond His clothes and shoes, so He also probably did not give charity. He certainly relied on it to survive. It is now my belief that Andy believes he knows Jesus better than the Gospels describe Him. His hubris is appalling. [[User:Nate Keaton|Nate Keaton]] ([[User talk:Nate Keaton|talk]]) 19:53, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Maybe Andy thinks the parable of the Good Samaritan is lieb'rul propaganda...? (For anyone not brought up in a vaguely-Christian tradition, the take-home message from Jesus is, &amp;quot;get up off your fat lazy arse and help people in need&amp;quot;.) &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 19:56, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Another fabulous encyclopedic article from bad touch Poor. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=STEM&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1053340 Pure class]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; as always.  With, as always, that little nod towards sexism. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 17:37, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I like how there's no citation. &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:gray&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(talk to a)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; [[User:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Nihilist&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 18:00, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::That's what peons are for. [[User:Vulpius|Vulpius]] ([[User talk:Vulpius|talk]]) 18:09, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Is &amp;quot;HiLDA&amp;quot; even a [[PIDOOMA|real acronym]]? [[User:Nebuchadnezzar|Nebuchadnezzar]] ([[User talk:Nebuchadnezzar|talk]]) 20:00, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Andy Case Study #498 ==&lt;br /&gt;
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# WilliamWB does a massive cleanup of [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia_proven_right&amp;amp;diff=1051930&amp;amp;oldid=1051854 Conservapedia proven right]&lt;br /&gt;
# Any notices, a week later, that an entry was removed somewhere along the line, [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia_proven_right&amp;amp;diff=1053109&amp;amp;oldid=1051930 adds it back], [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia_proven_right&amp;amp;diff=1053110&amp;amp;oldid=1053109 reverts WilliamWB's edit], and [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&amp;amp;type=block&amp;amp;user=&amp;amp;page=User%3AWilliamWB&amp;amp;year=&amp;amp;month=-1 blocks him for 2 years].&lt;br /&gt;
# Andy realizes his reversion re-removed the entry (because WilliamWB didn't even remove it), then [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia_proven_right&amp;amp;diff=1053111&amp;amp;oldid=1053110 adds it back, again].&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Andy realizes his mistake and unblocks WilliamWB&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; oops that would require Andy to admit he made a mistake, so it didn't happen. Oh well. Justice is served!&lt;br /&gt;
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Andy, never change. [[User:CowHammer |Cow...]][[User Talk:CowHammer |Hammer]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[Special:Contributions/CowHammer|time!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 20:06, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Karajou sees through your cunning disguise! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Popeye smart! Him know that [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&amp;amp;type=block&amp;amp;user=&amp;amp;page=+User%3ARMcForrester&amp;amp;year=&amp;amp;month=-1 RMcForrester] who no make any edits is sock of Ace McWicked. Two different people no have Mc in their names! --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:34, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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== Beware the ides of... oops I forgot. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Ken, did you forget the [http://questionevolution.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/great-tasting-news-blog-postsless.html special report] that you were supposed to issue yesterday? I know it's hard to manufacture fresh-sounding lies to report on, but you should at least have given it a go.&lt;br /&gt;
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I look forward to your excuses. Perhaps somebody came down with a bad case of flu, or your sleep schedule didn't permit you to post. Or maybe you'll just memory hole the promise like you did for all your promises about the 50/75/100 page QE booklet. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 08:52, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Are you suggesting one of Ken's predictions has failed to come true. I'm still waiting for operation grassroots, operation afterburner, The Ides of March 2010, 2011, 2012 and 2013 the book for grade schoolers and all the other bollocks he comes out with. It doesn't even get a snigger anymore. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 09:37, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Damn Jeeves. Why you gotta be bringin' up old shit? ---[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 09:47, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Because I suffer from the curse of remembering what happened last week. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 10:15, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
It's been rectified.  His &amp;quot;authoress&amp;quot; (who's not too sure about &amp;quot;it's&amp;quot; vs. &amp;quot;its,&amp;quot; but nobody said she was an editoress) has sent him a communiqué of terrifying import on the Ides of May.  And it ends with kisses and a happy face. I wonder if her name is Dulcinea? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 14:22, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Jesus, that was unimaginative even by his standards. Come on, Ken. You're not even trying. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:28, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I wonder if the &amp;quot;authoress&amp;quot; is real, but is actually one of us just trolling Ken.--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:37, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Doubt it, looking at the evidence she's completely fabricated. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:42, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Beyond pathetic ===&lt;br /&gt;
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This is incredible. He actually went back and revised the old blog post, even though we already knew what it said. Compare and contrast [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Kendoll_does_1984_old.png this old version] with [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Kendoll_does_1984_new.png new version]. Not only did he get rid of the 5PM GMT crap, he also went and changed the dates round on when his fictitious authoress would be done with her work so he could claim his &amp;quot;special report&amp;quot; would be about that. Ken, your lies are ridiculously transparent at this point. Why are you doing this? What the hell are you going to do when you haven't got a book to publish? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:42, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:He'll claim he's very busy and is pursuing some exciting business opportunities.--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:47, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Wow. That's weak. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 15:08, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::He didn't post the comment, but soMe Damned Bear went to the original post and asked him where his big announcement was. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 16:10, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::LOL, &amp;quot;The ''Spring'' of 2013 is going to be an extremely irritating month for atheists and ''evolutionist''.&amp;quot;  Not only does the title enlighten me to the new month of &amp;quot;Spring&amp;quot;, apparently he will only irritate one evolutionist (Fergus, he is man-crushing again).--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 16:56, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Ken, you know that feeling you get whenever you read this page? You know the one. That chill that runs up your spine when you go &amp;quot;Oh crap... did I really say that?&amp;quot;, only to have it confirmed seconds later. Then that hot flush that spreads across you cheeks onto your forehead... then the feverish urgency you experience as your shaking fingers edit/delete/burn all traces of the evidence. Sucks, doesn't it? So why do you put yourself through it so regularly? The solution is obvious: stop being a dishonest shit that makes promises that you are mentally incapable of keeping. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 19:19, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
His latest post includes a note from a &amp;quot;creationist sweetheart,&amp;quot; illustrated with a [http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair pic from Simple English Wikipedia].  This one is too just too easy and I won't strike a low blow.  Maybe we should have a punchline contest.  Sun Tzu must have said, &amp;quot;feed your opponent enough lulz, and he might bust a gut and die.&amp;quot; [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 00:35, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;There are times when sticking in a Picard Double Facepalm still wouldn't illustrate the level of Facepalm Kenthingy is generating.  And that's just among CPs' sysops.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 16:01, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Oh look===&lt;br /&gt;
The minute Patmac calls Ken out &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Patmac&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1052688 mysterious people are making demands on his time again]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; and suddenly he'll no longer be &amp;quot;as active on the main page talk page&amp;quot; and his replies to Patmac will be brief. &lt;br /&gt;
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He can't even come up with original excuses for running back to his bunny hole any more. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Praat!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 22:34, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Some people tasked me to do stuff in 2012 and 2013 and some letter said some stuff so I'm gonna be doing some stuff with them. Hahaohwow.jpg. Real convincing, Ken. This stems from the discussion Patmac asked Conservative '''first''' about liberal christianity crap, and Conservative throws one question at another at him and demands he answers, while not answering him anyway. Waiting for Karajou to start acting like a man... [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 23:03, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== That's rich. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Karajou &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:AlanE&amp;amp;curid=114090&amp;amp;diff=1052485&amp;amp;oldid=1052436 tells someone to act like a man]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. Oh, and to follow the rules. Not only that, he defends Conservative in the same section. What balls of irony he has! ROFL! [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 17:02, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: He's right though. He does treat everyone the same, he's ALWAYS a colossal douchewad. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 17:05, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::True, to a point that he does nothing to others with rights. He doesn't enforce &amp;quot;everything must be true and verifiable&amp;quot; on Andy, and Kenny is making troll comments literally before and after Karajou's comment in RC. Such monumental cowardice on display, it amuses me. [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 17:16, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: He did join in the posse out to lynch Rob when he saw which way the tide of popular opinion was running. He knows which way the wind is blowing, that Popeye, which is to say always from Andy's arse. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 17:26, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::AlanE should realise by now that what earns the respect of the establishment there is how skillful you are at throwing your weight around and being petty.  Markman knew this, and so was supported.  AlanE appears to think that simply being in the right is enough.  Brenden appears to have learnt the lesson, and I have high hopes for his advancement to fully fledged prick (in the nicest possible way, of course).  [[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 21:25, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It just blows my mind that truly good faith guys like AlanE who have been around for 5 years and really helped out get treated badly when children like Brendan run around growing into more and more transparent parodists. Jesus, even fundie weirdos like Daniel1212 who contribute shitloads of consonant content don't get embraced. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 23:56, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::If you're a reasonable open-minded person, then CP has no need for you. CP is revenge porn for losers who feel they've been kicked around by the liberal establishment. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 00:11, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::I'm actually pretty liberal myself. [[User:Brenden|Brenden]] ([[User talk:Brenden|talk]]) 00:32, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Yeah, and good luck with this &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1052635 dickwad]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;.  ken has alresady reverted you and the last person to try to challenge kenny in this way had a lot more power than you and Nobs now edits here instead because kenny perma banned him.  You're on your way out, say goodbye to all your 'friends' over at cp. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 20:08, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
On a side note, I just love how Karajou refers to them as &amp;quot;the Commandments.&amp;quot; I picture him affecting a Charlton Heston [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0049833/trivia &amp;quot;burning bush&amp;quot;] voice as he reads those words aloud to himself. [[User:Junggai|Junggai]] ([[User talk:Junggai|talk]]) 09:20, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:And with total lack of irony kenny boy &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMain_Page&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1052600&amp;amp;oldid=1052599 describes swabby]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; and conservapedia exactly.  [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 17:59, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Ken's longest break yet ==&lt;br /&gt;
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After having spent the last couple of weeks getting the shit kicked out of him on various talk pages, Ken decides to pack it in: &amp;quot;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMain_Page&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1052714&amp;amp;oldid=1052655 Due to various people wanting more of my time, I will not be reading any talk pages of Conservapedia in 2013, 2014 and 2015. In addition, I will not be posting to any talk pages of Conservapedia as well during this period.]&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Taking bets on how long that'll last. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 02:53, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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: Unless Andy finally had enough of him, but decided to let him appear to be going of his own accord. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 04:20, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Yup, that was my immediate reaction. It really was getting a little ridiculous even for that site. Andy's not going to like the drop in page views though, given that the site is going to be a lot more boring without Ken's insanity around. [[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 04:52, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Well, Rafael quickly &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;curid=113357&amp;amp;diff=1052741&amp;amp;oldid=1052733 tweaks]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; kenny's nose.  I can't see the 'no post to talk page' lasting long in the face of this kind of provocation. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 06:18, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::This is weird, the completely anonymous -and the totally unrelated to Ken- author of the wildly successful Question Evolution! Campaign blog has also  [http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/05/the-first-rule-of-grassroots-anti.html decided to stop responding to comments as well.] What are the odds of that? --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 07:00, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Is [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Nehemiah&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1052745 this] a sign of mental disintegration? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 18:07, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:He's really going to great lengths to justify ignoring his critics.  To the same critics he's trying to ignore.  It's sad, but his entire life revolves around the attention he gets from RW.  We are the only thing giving meaning to his wretched existence. --&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 18:33, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::&amp;quot;''I will be recruiting someone else to handle responding to blog comments.''&amp;quot; Well, talk about giving the game away Ken. You finally admit that it's just you after all. {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 18:41, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::That &amp;quot;Crazy drivers in Italy&amp;quot; video on his QE blog is a pretty accurate description of his brain at work... or perhaps the progress of his blog. I mean, does anyone else know what the point of that video could be? [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 19:13, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: He's always parroting weird movie clips he finds on youtube, if he's not just parroting vox day or shockofgoat directly. Bloke can't think for himself. I am curious to see how long this resolution to only post actual news on his blog lasts. I wonder if this is just his way of trying to get out of this obvious charade. I mean, it's not like he'll ever have any news to report. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:35, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It's a way to get out of having to debate anyone since he confirmed that VivaYeshua isn't on &amp;quot;Shock of God's&amp;quot; chatroom anymore so nobody is there to &amp;quot;arrange&amp;quot; for a debate between &amp;quot;Conservative&amp;quot; and whoever obviously finds it impossible to follow his demands. I spoke with Nightmare (or some similar handle) a few days ago. He says he hasn't seen VivaYeshua in months. Remieres says he doesn't care about &amp;quot;Conservative's&amp;quot; debate demand. He's the only other sysop I ever see there on the rare times I can log on. So much for honesty. He just retreats to his intellectual bunny hole after rightly getting pounded for being cowardly and pridefully refusing to humble himself to God and people offering good counsel. What a sad person. [[User:Nate Keaton|Nate Keaton]] ([[User talk:Nate Keaton|talk]]) 20:22, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Ill Nate, ill.  The sad ones are swabbie and andy.  And to a lesser extent I, and others, can be called sad for pointing at him. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 20:35, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;quot;I will not be reading any talk pages of Conservapedia&amp;quot; - it's not like he actually ''read'' anything on talk pages, anyway... ;) --[[User:Sid|Sid]] ([[User talk:Sid|talk]]) 21:39, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::This behaviour seems rather unusual to me. I wonder whether some family or someone have stepped in with an intervention and told him enough's enough? [[User:Ruddager|Ruddager]] ([[User talk:Ruddager|talk]]) 01:43, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Na, it's standard Ken behaviour. He is a spineless child and pulls the &amp;quot;I'm too busy&amp;quot; whenever he backs himself into a wall. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:54, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::If anyone stepped in at all (and if he stays away from the talk pages, as promised, he was definitely pushed) then it was Andy. Even someone as blind as Andy must realize that the CP talk pages have become little more than an exercise in Ken baiting. Perhaps it was Andy who was on the receiving end of a long-needed intervention, with someone pointing out that Ken is destroying what little chance there is left of CP ever being taken seriously by anyone. [[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 02:57, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User%3AConservative%2FBad_news_for_Conservapedia%27s_evolutionists&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1053050&amp;amp;oldid=1053041 He already read and responds to a talk page post by Rafael]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;, but the response is in his &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;bunny hole&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; protected user space. He's still going on about debating, 15 questions, and that he's possibly more than one person. Dance for us, little man! [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 19:48, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Memory holed within seconds. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 20:34, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Ken's not &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User:Conservative/Music_various_types&amp;amp;curid=125210&amp;amp;diff=1053141&amp;amp;oldid=1043956 reading anything you say]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; Fergus, honestly he's not. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 06:29, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Kenneth D DeMyer, your lack of machismo knows no bounds. Fergus Mason has machismo, but do you ? I think not! Vivayeshua was banned from ShockofGods chatroom, I was there when it happened. I will happily debate you, even though I am more of a creationist than an evolutionist. [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 08:57, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::''(Block log); 01:17 . . Conservative (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for MasonFW (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2015-05-20T05:11:17Z (account creation disabled) (90/10 rule: excess of talk rather than edits to substantive entries: &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GOYYbiEul0&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;. By the way, I do not have to read the talk pages or post to them to hit the revert button)''&lt;br /&gt;
People wonder why I drink.&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sarcasm&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 10:11, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::We should probably thank Ken for summing up CP's philosophy in a concise soundbite, ''&amp;quot;If we don't like you, you don't get to speak, regardless of the substance of your contributions.&amp;quot;'' Cheers Kenneth. -- &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;border:2px solid black;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;'''[[User_talk:Iscariot|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:grey&amp;quot;&amp;gt;scariot&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;'''&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;'''''&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Andy Schlafly for Congress 2012!'''''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 07:09, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Conservatives are Always Right, Whichever Side They Take ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Andy says gambling is for [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1052899&amp;amp;oldid=1052873 liberals], because it's bad.  But it's different when Obama [http://conservapedia.com/Barack_Hussein_Obama/update#Obama_and_Islam says it's not a great life strategy] because that proves he's a Muslim and gambling is good because Muslims think it's bad.  Of course if somebody tries to outlaw it in any context, we get screams of Nanny State! [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 00:10, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Only liberal suckers are gamblers. Good, god fearing conservatives own the casino. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 00:42, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Andy's making an un-conservative argument; gambling is uncoerced,  ''voluntary'' taxation and the exercise of individual freedom.  [[User:RobSmith|nobs]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:RobSmith|Ye shall all perish in flames - &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;Kim Jong-un&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 02:22, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Not sure if Andy would yell &amp;quot;nanny state&amp;quot; if politicians attempt to outlaw gambling, given opposition is usually from social conservatives.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 04:01, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::I was gonna say that it's perfectly reasonable to oppose gambling personally but be against outlawing it, but then I realized Andy likely isn't capable of a nuanced position--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 04:08, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::: Andy is actually right about &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1052920 lotteries being about getting money outta the poor]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. I guess in this case Andy's fundamentalism beats out his hatred for the poor. --[[User:Night Jaguar|Night Jaguar]] ([[User talk:Night Jaguar|talk]]) 05:21, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Key words: &amp;quot;...government-promoted &amp;quot;powerball&amp;quot; [[gambling]]....&amp;quot; Gambling isn't bad, but government-promoted (i.e., liberal) gambling is bad. [[User:Nebuchadnezzar|Nebuchadnezzar]] ([[User talk:Nebuchadnezzar|talk]]) 18:57, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Terry Hurlbut, recovering homosexual ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Used to be gay, then grew out of it? [[User:Carlaugust|Carlaugust]] ([[User talk:Carlaugust|talk]]) 01:40, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I didn't read it that way but it is a slightly strange hypothesis. It would imply that we all go through a gay stage and those with &amp;quot;arrested development&amp;quot; stay there. However I don't remember it like that. As long as I've wanted to have sex with people I wanted to do it with girls.--[[User:Fergus Mason|Fergus Mason &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 03:19, 20 Ma&lt;br /&gt;
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::So by this theories us Bisexuals are...?--&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User:Mikal|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''Mikal''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;[[User_talk:Mikal|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#003399&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''lakiM''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt; 07:00, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Either stealth homosexuals (or heterosexuals), or indecisives that can't pick one or the other, depending on which extreme end of the spectrum you want to slam against. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 10:14, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Maybe Terry's misunderstood the term 'Anal Retentive'.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 10:27, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Terry's &amp;quot;theory&amp;quot; that gay marriage Will result in empty schools is one if the dumbest things it has ever been my misfortune to rest. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Khuluma!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 10:39, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::But it would just mean empty ''public'' schools. [[User:Occasionaluse|Occasionaluse]] ([[User talk:Occasionaluse|talk]]) 13:23, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::E.g. Psy's bafflement. Why do homosexuals want to &amp;quot;recruit&amp;quot; children again? I know they're the biblical™ equivalent of child molesters, pederasts, bestiphiles, satanic through and through. Do they want to have sex with them? Eat them? Build an army of gay children to further oppress christians? None of the actual arguments put forth makes a single bit of sense. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 15:39, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Sounds like he's been reading too much Freud recently. [[User:Nebuchadnezzar|Nebuchadnezzar]] ([[User talk:Nebuchadnezzar|talk]]) 15:45, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Where does Grayson Perry fit into the hypothesis (or 'Miss W######h' for that matter) [[Special:Contributions/171.33.222.26|171.33.222.26]] ([[User talk:171.33.222.26|talk]]) 15:43, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:To the topic: I think this has to do with the sociological phenomenon that boys become aware that girls have cooties sometime after the sexes are segregated in primary school such as has happened when Dr. Hurlbut went to school, (do they do that now?). Eventually this goes away and boys view girls with desire...the gay boys (obviously) get &amp;quot;stuck&amp;quot; and the girls always have cooties and are icky, the only other sexual choice open to them are their best buds who have no cooties. Since they are &amp;quot;stuck&amp;quot; they always see 11 year old boys as their peers and &amp;quot;recruit&amp;quot; them. '''This is not my opinion but a guess at Terry's view of the topic. I have been out and open since the olden days, 1979.''' [[User_talk:Cracker|C&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;®&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;ackeЯ]] 16:29, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::You mean when boys realise that it isn't '''cooties''' girls have, it's '''cootchies'''?--[[User:Fergus Mason|Fergus Mason &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:45, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Could someone with an account over there ask Terry where the statistics posted come from? I'd be very curious to know. The only one that makes any sense to me is that 79% of gay men have had sex with someone under 19, which, given average ages of loss of virginity &amp;amp; AOC laws makes a lot of sense. I'm also curious as to his assertion that it has to do with tolerance. Ken used to have that claim on his homosexuality article until I challenged it by going and getting the book he was referring to. There has been no actual evidence to suggest that tolerance of homosexuality increases incidence. It only increases openness and awareness. [[User:Ayzmo|Ayzmo]] ([[User talk:Ayzmo|talk]]) 19:14, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Those stats are plagerized from the hilariously misleading/lying/out-of-date &amp;quot;study&amp;quot; by [http://www.traditioninaction.org/HotTopics/a02rStatistcs.html Frank Joseph.] Most of the stats on there are from the 1980's and earlier, and if you dig through each citation, you'll find that they are either (a) discredited, (b) HUGELY misleading as to what the real statistic is, or (c) outright lies. For example, that &amp;quot;under 19&amp;quot; statistic comes from a 1979 study, which, like you said, is trotted out as a scary (!) fact, until you realize that it is probably true that most people have had relations with someone under 19. [[User:Carlaugust|Carlaugust]] ([[User talk:Carlaugust|talk]]) 19:44, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
I think I can explain (well, as best as anyone can explain anything Hurlbut-related). Freud postulated that disorders with narcissistic features were the result of arrested development due to unresolved issues in childhood. Hypochondriasis is an often-cited example. This doesn't mean that everyone went through a phase where they thought they were sick against all evidence, it just means that all people with those concerns allegedly had some common set of childhood issues. What Terry is doing is dragging out something called &amp;quot;sexual narcissism,&amp;quot; which has been used by various right-wing cranks over the years in an attempt to explain homosexuality and/or transgenderism.&lt;br /&gt;
TL;DR: Terry done fucked up Freud.--[[User:Colonel of Squirrels|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;江斯顿&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;]][[User_Talk:Colonel of Squirrels|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;i&amp;gt;What is it now?&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 04:44, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Is it my imagination or is night mode being used far less at cp right now?  I can't recall a single time I've logged on there recently when it has been switched on.  Unless they've changed my accounts privs without me realising of course.  [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 06:35, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh, and I'd missed this &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Aschlafly&amp;amp;curid=108781&amp;amp;diff=1053168&amp;amp;oldid=1053054 peach]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;.  That's right andy, archive everything away from your talk page so you can ignore everything that is being said to you about your and kenny's idiocy. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 06:39, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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It's not the first time Andy's given us his unique view on charity. A few Christmases ago, when PJR suggested giving to the poor and homeless, Andy was adamant that they'd be better served by his prayers. The man is a colossal douche. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Runāt!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 14:38, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Yeah, I'm sure if I'd lost my home and my possessions I'd be absolutely fucking delighted to learn that a middle class douchebag in New Jersey was praying for me. I really want someone to ask him how he thinks that will possibly help. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 15:07, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::He pulled the same stunt after the Port-au-Prince earthquake, and again after the Fukushima meltdown. Andy just refuses to post charity links, no matter what. I believe his initial excuse after the earthquake was something to do with the Red Cross and Obamacare. After that little tirade, someone suggested he put up a link to Catholic Charities instead - Andy didn't even bother with an excuse after that one. Honestly, of all the weird shit he does, this one makes the least sense.--[[User:Colonel of Squirrels|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;江斯顿&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;]][[User_Talk:Colonel of Squirrels|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;i&amp;gt;What is it now?&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 15:26, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMain_Page&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1053316&amp;amp;oldid=1053313 Linkee to Andy's statement.]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 15:29, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: It's just a shame that one cannot pray '''and''' donate money.  Nope, it's gotta be one or the other. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 15:42, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Andrew Layton Schlafly, go fuck yourself. With a white-hot fireplace poker tipped with curare, arsenic, and belladonna. '''''And no lubricant.''''' [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 16:01, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:SNAP from me [[User:Bevo74|Bevo74]] ([[User talk:Bevo74|talk]]) 18:36, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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As someone who grew up in the evangelical and fundamentalist world, Andy's viewpoint is certainly not unique.  The large majority of Christians, including fundamentalist Christians, give money and donations through charity, some will outright supply time and labor, however all will believe prayer is as, if not more, powerful than their physical efforts.  It makes sense if you believe in an all-powerful benevolent, yet harsh god who demands justice (and all people are collectively sinners).   There is among this a subset of thought that prayer is paramount over any material aid, as I was told once, &amp;quot;what good does all the food and shelter do people, if their souls are hellbound?&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;it is better to be homeless and starving and saved, than well-off and damned&amp;quot;.  They would pray for the victims recovery, but in the context that they would accept salvation, and believe by doing just this they do more than anyone supplying actual aid.&lt;br /&gt;
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I would argue though there is another motivation among some Christians, and those types are best represented by Hurlburt.  These are Objectivist Christians, who use the principles of Objectivism to justify not giving out charity, believing it would just foster and enable dependance and bad behavior.  It is a selfish belief that allows them to effectively ignore the Christian theological belief that supplying need to the poor and destitute is the duty of the believer.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 16:34, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:I have to admit, I've never understood the &amp;quot;pray for them&amp;quot; attitude. If some schmuck in New Jersy doesn't ask God to find a little girl trapped in rubble, He's just going to let her die? What a prick. &amp;quot;Well, I was going to let the town be a ruin forever and all those who inhabit it die cold and alone...but since Andy asked nicely, I guess I'll inspire Obama to send FEMA.&amp;quot; What's the point of a &amp;quot;divine plan&amp;quot; if anybody can talk you out of it? [[User:Carlaugust|Carlaugust]] ([[User talk:Carlaugust|talk]]) 17:42, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::But that's at the heart of the prayer controversy. As someone once said &amp;quot;You cannot petition the lord with prayer&amp;quot;, except, of course, that's exactly what those of a religious bent do every day. I've heard the &amp;quot;you don't get it unless you ask for it line&amp;quot; but, taking the &amp;quot;we're all god's children position&amp;quot; I don't refuse to give my child what he needs just because he doesn't ask for it. Especially if he's trapped under a building. &amp;quot;What's that, Patrick, you're trapped. Well I'm not going to help you until you ask.&amp;quot; Doesn't play, somehow. [[User:Innocent Bystander|Innocent Bystander]] ([[User talk:Innocent Bystander|talk]]) 17:58, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I think my mom use to say, or imply at least, that God only does what the prayer asks if it's what he wants… even though she was also fond of quoting or paraphrasing [http://biblehub.com/matthew/18-19.htm Matthew 18:19], and that makes prayer fairly pointless. Even as a kid i didn't really understand it, but i rolled with it anyways because, hey, not everything's bound to make sense to me, right? &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:gray&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(talk to a)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; [[User:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Nihilist&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 18:06, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Prayer and the [[Protestant work ethic]] are always a great substitute for charity. [[User:Nebuchadnezzar|Nebuchadnezzar]] ([[User talk:Nebuchadnezzar|talk]]) 18:19, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Yeah, well most people actually think that &amp;quot;''God helps those that help themselves''&amp;quot; is actually a quote from the Bible too... --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 18:23, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Andy is laying low because his recent &amp;quot;global warming hoax proved by cool weather&amp;quot; pronouncement is -- shall we say -- diluted by such energetic weather.  That's why it was predictable his sorry Christian ass wouldn't bring it up.  When called out, &amp;quot;but I'm praying&amp;quot; was his personal bunnyhole. [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 18:24, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: I think everyone's being too harsh on Andy.  It's like [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=1053342&amp;amp;oldid=1053339 he says]: he's just too darned Jesus-like to give to charity.  Charity is well enough for other folks, but obviously Andy can do more good by prayer alone than he could ever do with prayer + charity. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 19:36, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Maybe I'm just not well enough up on my new testament, but are there actually any incidents in there of Jesus praying for someone who was in need rather than helping them? I have the feeling Andy is talking out of his arse. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:30, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:If he did, that brings up yet -another- good question; what the heck was Jesus doing praying to himself? &amp;quot;Dear me, if I could find it in my heart to help these people, I would really appreciate it. Thanks me! Love, myself.&amp;quot; [[User:Carlaugust|Carlaugust]] ([[User talk:Carlaugust|talk]]) 19:43, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I am not aware of a single instance of Jesus praying for any individual. I am not aware of a single instance of Him owning any personal property beyond His clothes and shoes, so He also probably did not give charity. He certainly relied on it to survive. It is now my belief that Andy believes he knows Jesus better than the Gospels describe Him. His hubris is appalling. [[User:Nate Keaton|Nate Keaton]] ([[User talk:Nate Keaton|talk]]) 19:53, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Maybe Andy thinks the parable of the Good Samaritan is lieb'rul propaganda...? (For anyone not brought up in a vaguely-Christian tradition, the take-home message from Jesus is, &amp;quot;get up off your fat lazy arse and help people in need&amp;quot;.) &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 19:56, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Another fabulous encyclopedic article from bad touch Poor. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=STEM&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1053340 Pure class]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; as always.  With, as always, that little nod towards sexism. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 17:37, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I like how there's no citation. &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:gray&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(talk to a)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; [[User:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Nihilist&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 18:00, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::That's what peons are for. [[User:Vulpius|Vulpius]] ([[User talk:Vulpius|talk]]) 18:09, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Is &amp;quot;HiLDA&amp;quot; even a [[PIDOOMA|real acronym]]? [[User:Nebuchadnezzar|Nebuchadnezzar]] ([[User talk:Nebuchadnezzar|talk]]) 20:00, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Andy Case Study #498 ==&lt;br /&gt;
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# WilliamWB does a massive cleanup of [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia_proven_right&amp;amp;diff=1051930&amp;amp;oldid=1051854 Conservapedia proven right]&lt;br /&gt;
# Any notices, a week later, that an entry was removed somewhere along the line, [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia_proven_right&amp;amp;diff=1053109&amp;amp;oldid=1051930 adds it back], [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia_proven_right&amp;amp;diff=1053110&amp;amp;oldid=1053109 reverts WilliamWB's edit], and [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&amp;amp;type=block&amp;amp;user=&amp;amp;page=User%3AWilliamWB&amp;amp;year=&amp;amp;month=-1 blocks him for 2 years].&lt;br /&gt;
# Andy realizes his reversion re-removed the entry (because WilliamWB didn't even remove it), then [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia_proven_right&amp;amp;diff=1053111&amp;amp;oldid=1053110 adds it back, again].&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Andy realizes his mistake and unblocks WilliamWB&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; oops that would require Andy to admit he made a mistake, so it didn't happen. Oh well. Justice is served!&lt;br /&gt;
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Andy, never change. [[User:CowHammer |Cow...]][[User Talk:CowHammer |Hammer]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[Special:Contributions/CowHammer|time!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 20:06, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Karajou sees through your cunning disguise! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Popeye smart! Him know that RMcForrester who no make any edits is sock of Ace McWicked. Two different people no have Mc in their names! --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:34, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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== Beware the ides of... oops I forgot. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Ken, did you forget the [http://questionevolution.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/great-tasting-news-blog-postsless.html special report] that you were supposed to issue yesterday? I know it's hard to manufacture fresh-sounding lies to report on, but you should at least have given it a go.&lt;br /&gt;
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I look forward to your excuses. Perhaps somebody came down with a bad case of flu, or your sleep schedule didn't permit you to post. Or maybe you'll just memory hole the promise like you did for all your promises about the 50/75/100 page QE booklet. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 08:52, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Are you suggesting one of Ken's predictions has failed to come true. I'm still waiting for operation grassroots, operation afterburner, The Ides of March 2010, 2011, 2012 and 2013 the book for grade schoolers and all the other bollocks he comes out with. It doesn't even get a snigger anymore. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 09:37, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Damn Jeeves. Why you gotta be bringin' up old shit? ---[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 09:47, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Because I suffer from the curse of remembering what happened last week. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 10:15, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
It's been rectified.  His &amp;quot;authoress&amp;quot; (who's not too sure about &amp;quot;it's&amp;quot; vs. &amp;quot;its,&amp;quot; but nobody said she was an editoress) has sent him a communiqué of terrifying import on the Ides of May.  And it ends with kisses and a happy face. I wonder if her name is Dulcinea? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 14:22, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Jesus, that was unimaginative even by his standards. Come on, Ken. You're not even trying. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:28, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I wonder if the &amp;quot;authoress&amp;quot; is real, but is actually one of us just trolling Ken.--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:37, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Doubt it, looking at the evidence she's completely fabricated. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:42, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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This is incredible. He actually went back and revised the old blog post, even though we already knew what it said. Compare and contrast [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Kendoll_does_1984_old.png this old version] with [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Kendoll_does_1984_new.png new version]. Not only did he get rid of the 5PM GMT crap, he also went and changed the dates round on when his fictitious authoress would be done with her work so he could claim his &amp;quot;special report&amp;quot; would be about that. Ken, your lies are ridiculously transparent at this point. Why are you doing this? What the hell are you going to do when you haven't got a book to publish? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:42, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:He'll claim he's very busy and is pursuing some exciting business opportunities.--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:47, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Wow. That's weak. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 15:08, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::He didn't post the comment, but soMe Damned Bear went to the original post and asked him where his big announcement was. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 16:10, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::LOL, &amp;quot;The ''Spring'' of 2013 is going to be an extremely irritating month for atheists and ''evolutionist''.&amp;quot;  Not only does the title enlighten me to the new month of &amp;quot;Spring&amp;quot;, apparently he will only irritate one evolutionist (Fergus, he is man-crushing again).--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 16:56, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Ken, you know that feeling you get whenever you read this page? You know the one. That chill that runs up your spine when you go &amp;quot;Oh crap... did I really say that?&amp;quot;, only to have it confirmed seconds later. Then that hot flush that spreads across you cheeks onto your forehead... then the feverish urgency you experience as your shaking fingers edit/delete/burn all traces of the evidence. Sucks, doesn't it? So why do you put yourself through it so regularly? The solution is obvious: stop being a dishonest shit that makes promises that you are mentally incapable of keeping. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 19:19, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
His latest post includes a note from a &amp;quot;creationist sweetheart,&amp;quot; illustrated with a [http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair pic from Simple English Wikipedia].  This one is too just too easy and I won't strike a low blow.  Maybe we should have a punchline contest.  Sun Tzu must have said, &amp;quot;feed your opponent enough lulz, and he might bust a gut and die.&amp;quot; [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 00:35, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;There are times when sticking in a Picard Double Facepalm still wouldn't illustrate the level of Facepalm Kenthingy is generating.  And that's just among CPs' sysops.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 16:01, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Oh look===&lt;br /&gt;
The minute Patmac calls Ken out &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Patmac&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1052688 mysterious people are making demands on his time again]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; and suddenly he'll no longer be &amp;quot;as active on the main page talk page&amp;quot; and his replies to Patmac will be brief. &lt;br /&gt;
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He can't even come up with original excuses for running back to his bunny hole any more. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Praat!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 22:34, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Some people tasked me to do stuff in 2012 and 2013 and some letter said some stuff so I'm gonna be doing some stuff with them. Hahaohwow.jpg. Real convincing, Ken. This stems from the discussion Patmac asked Conservative '''first''' about liberal christianity crap, and Conservative throws one question at another at him and demands he answers, while not answering him anyway. Waiting for Karajou to start acting like a man... [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 23:03, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== That's rich. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Karajou &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:AlanE&amp;amp;curid=114090&amp;amp;diff=1052485&amp;amp;oldid=1052436 tells someone to act like a man]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. Oh, and to follow the rules. Not only that, he defends Conservative in the same section. What balls of irony he has! ROFL! [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 17:02, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: He's right though. He does treat everyone the same, he's ALWAYS a colossal douchewad. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 17:05, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::True, to a point that he does nothing to others with rights. He doesn't enforce &amp;quot;everything must be true and verifiable&amp;quot; on Andy, and Kenny is making troll comments literally before and after Karajou's comment in RC. Such monumental cowardice on display, it amuses me. [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 17:16, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: He did join in the posse out to lynch Rob when he saw which way the tide of popular opinion was running. He knows which way the wind is blowing, that Popeye, which is to say always from Andy's arse. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 17:26, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::AlanE should realise by now that what earns the respect of the establishment there is how skillful you are at throwing your weight around and being petty.  Markman knew this, and so was supported.  AlanE appears to think that simply being in the right is enough.  Brenden appears to have learnt the lesson, and I have high hopes for his advancement to fully fledged prick (in the nicest possible way, of course).  [[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 21:25, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It just blows my mind that truly good faith guys like AlanE who have been around for 5 years and really helped out get treated badly when children like Brendan run around growing into more and more transparent parodists. Jesus, even fundie weirdos like Daniel1212 who contribute shitloads of consonant content don't get embraced. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 23:56, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::If you're a reasonable open-minded person, then CP has no need for you. CP is revenge porn for losers who feel they've been kicked around by the liberal establishment. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 00:11, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::I'm actually pretty liberal myself. [[User:Brenden|Brenden]] ([[User talk:Brenden|talk]]) 00:32, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Yeah, and good luck with this &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1052635 dickwad]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;.  ken has alresady reverted you and the last person to try to challenge kenny in this way had a lot more power than you and Nobs now edits here instead because kenny perma banned him.  You're on your way out, say goodbye to all your 'friends' over at cp. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 20:08, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
On a side note, I just love how Karajou refers to them as &amp;quot;the Commandments.&amp;quot; I picture him affecting a Charlton Heston [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0049833/trivia &amp;quot;burning bush&amp;quot;] voice as he reads those words aloud to himself. [[User:Junggai|Junggai]] ([[User talk:Junggai|talk]]) 09:20, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:And with total lack of irony kenny boy &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMain_Page&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1052600&amp;amp;oldid=1052599 describes swabby]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; and conservapedia exactly.  [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 17:59, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Ken's longest break yet ==&lt;br /&gt;
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After having spent the last couple of weeks getting the shit kicked out of him on various talk pages, Ken decides to pack it in: &amp;quot;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMain_Page&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1052714&amp;amp;oldid=1052655 Due to various people wanting more of my time, I will not be reading any talk pages of Conservapedia in 2013, 2014 and 2015. In addition, I will not be posting to any talk pages of Conservapedia as well during this period.]&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Taking bets on how long that'll last. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 02:53, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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: Unless Andy finally had enough of him, but decided to let him appear to be going of his own accord. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 04:20, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Yup, that was my immediate reaction. It really was getting a little ridiculous even for that site. Andy's not going to like the drop in page views though, given that the site is going to be a lot more boring without Ken's insanity around. [[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 04:52, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Well, Rafael quickly &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;curid=113357&amp;amp;diff=1052741&amp;amp;oldid=1052733 tweaks]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; kenny's nose.  I can't see the 'no post to talk page' lasting long in the face of this kind of provocation. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 06:18, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::This is weird, the completely anonymous -and the totally unrelated to Ken- author of the wildly successful Question Evolution! Campaign blog has also  [http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/05/the-first-rule-of-grassroots-anti.html decided to stop responding to comments as well.] What are the odds of that? --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 07:00, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Is [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Nehemiah&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1052745 this] a sign of mental disintegration? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 18:07, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:He's really going to great lengths to justify ignoring his critics.  To the same critics he's trying to ignore.  It's sad, but his entire life revolves around the attention he gets from RW.  We are the only thing giving meaning to his wretched existence. --&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 18:33, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::&amp;quot;''I will be recruiting someone else to handle responding to blog comments.''&amp;quot; Well, talk about giving the game away Ken. You finally admit that it's just you after all. {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 18:41, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::That &amp;quot;Crazy drivers in Italy&amp;quot; video on his QE blog is a pretty accurate description of his brain at work... or perhaps the progress of his blog. I mean, does anyone else know what the point of that video could be? [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 19:13, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: He's always parroting weird movie clips he finds on youtube, if he's not just parroting vox day or shockofgoat directly. Bloke can't think for himself. I am curious to see how long this resolution to only post actual news on his blog lasts. I wonder if this is just his way of trying to get out of this obvious charade. I mean, it's not like he'll ever have any news to report. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:35, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It's a way to get out of having to debate anyone since he confirmed that VivaYeshua isn't on &amp;quot;Shock of God's&amp;quot; chatroom anymore so nobody is there to &amp;quot;arrange&amp;quot; for a debate between &amp;quot;Conservative&amp;quot; and whoever obviously finds it impossible to follow his demands. I spoke with Nightmare (or some similar handle) a few days ago. He says he hasn't seen VivaYeshua in months. Remieres says he doesn't care about &amp;quot;Conservative's&amp;quot; debate demand. He's the only other sysop I ever see there on the rare times I can log on. So much for honesty. He just retreats to his intellectual bunny hole after rightly getting pounded for being cowardly and pridefully refusing to humble himself to God and people offering good counsel. What a sad person. [[User:Nate Keaton|Nate Keaton]] ([[User talk:Nate Keaton|talk]]) 20:22, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Ill Nate, ill.  The sad ones are swabbie and andy.  And to a lesser extent I, and others, can be called sad for pointing at him. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 20:35, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;quot;I will not be reading any talk pages of Conservapedia&amp;quot; - it's not like he actually ''read'' anything on talk pages, anyway... ;) --[[User:Sid|Sid]] ([[User talk:Sid|talk]]) 21:39, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::This behaviour seems rather unusual to me. I wonder whether some family or someone have stepped in with an intervention and told him enough's enough? [[User:Ruddager|Ruddager]] ([[User talk:Ruddager|talk]]) 01:43, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Na, it's standard Ken behaviour. He is a spineless child and pulls the &amp;quot;I'm too busy&amp;quot; whenever he backs himself into a wall. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:54, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::If anyone stepped in at all (and if he stays away from the talk pages, as promised, he was definitely pushed) then it was Andy. Even someone as blind as Andy must realize that the CP talk pages have become little more than an exercise in Ken baiting. Perhaps it was Andy who was on the receiving end of a long-needed intervention, with someone pointing out that Ken is destroying what little chance there is left of CP ever being taken seriously by anyone. [[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 02:57, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User%3AConservative%2FBad_news_for_Conservapedia%27s_evolutionists&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1053050&amp;amp;oldid=1053041 He already read and responds to a talk page post by Rafael]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;, but the response is in his &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;bunny hole&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; protected user space. He's still going on about debating, 15 questions, and that he's possibly more than one person. Dance for us, little man! [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 19:48, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Memory holed within seconds. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 20:34, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Ken's not &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User:Conservative/Music_various_types&amp;amp;curid=125210&amp;amp;diff=1053141&amp;amp;oldid=1043956 reading anything you say]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; Fergus, honestly he's not. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 06:29, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Kenneth D DeMyer, your lack of machismo knows no bounds. Fergus Mason has machismo, but do you ? I think not! Vivayeshua was banned from ShockofGods chatroom, I was there when it happened. I will happily debate you, even though I am more of a creationist than an evolutionist. [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 08:57, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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===The only one who cares is you, Ken===&lt;br /&gt;
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::''(Block log); 01:17 . . Conservative (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for MasonFW (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2015-05-20T05:11:17Z (account creation disabled) (90/10 rule: excess of talk rather than edits to substantive entries: &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GOYYbiEul0&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;. By the way, I do not have to read the talk pages or post to them to hit the revert button)''&lt;br /&gt;
People wonder why I drink.&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sarcasm&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 10:11, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::We should probably thank Ken for summing up CP's philosophy in a concise soundbite, ''&amp;quot;If we don't like you, you don't get to speak, regardless of the substance of your contributions.&amp;quot;'' Cheers Kenneth. -- &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;border:2px solid black;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;'''[[User_talk:Iscariot|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:grey&amp;quot;&amp;gt;scariot&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;'''&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;'''''&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Andy Schlafly for Congress 2012!'''''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 07:09, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Conservatives are Always Right, Whichever Side They Take ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Andy says gambling is for [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1052899&amp;amp;oldid=1052873 liberals], because it's bad.  But it's different when Obama [http://conservapedia.com/Barack_Hussein_Obama/update#Obama_and_Islam says it's not a great life strategy] because that proves he's a Muslim and gambling is good because Muslims think it's bad.  Of course if somebody tries to outlaw it in any context, we get screams of Nanny State! [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 00:10, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Only liberal suckers are gamblers. Good, god fearing conservatives own the casino. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 00:42, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Andy's making an un-conservative argument; gambling is uncoerced,  ''voluntary'' taxation and the exercise of individual freedom.  [[User:RobSmith|nobs]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:RobSmith|Ye shall all perish in flames - &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;Kim Jong-un&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 02:22, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Not sure if Andy would yell &amp;quot;nanny state&amp;quot; if politicians attempt to outlaw gambling, given opposition is usually from social conservatives.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 04:01, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::I was gonna say that it's perfectly reasonable to oppose gambling personally but be against outlawing it, but then I realized Andy likely isn't capable of a nuanced position--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 04:08, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::: Andy is actually right about &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1052920 lotteries being about getting money outta the poor]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. I guess in this case Andy's fundamentalism beats out his hatred for the poor. --[[User:Night Jaguar|Night Jaguar]] ([[User talk:Night Jaguar|talk]]) 05:21, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Key words: &amp;quot;...government-promoted &amp;quot;powerball&amp;quot; [[gambling]]....&amp;quot; Gambling isn't bad, but government-promoted (i.e., liberal) gambling is bad. [[User:Nebuchadnezzar|Nebuchadnezzar]] ([[User talk:Nebuchadnezzar|talk]]) 18:57, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Terry Hurlbut, recovering homosexual ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Used to be gay, then grew out of it? [[User:Carlaugust|Carlaugust]] ([[User talk:Carlaugust|talk]]) 01:40, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I didn't read it that way but it is a slightly strange hypothesis. It would imply that we all go through a gay stage and those with &amp;quot;arrested development&amp;quot; stay there. However I don't remember it like that. As long as I've wanted to have sex with people I wanted to do it with girls.--[[User:Fergus Mason|Fergus Mason &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 03:19, 20 Ma&lt;br /&gt;
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::So by this theories us Bisexuals are...?--&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User:Mikal|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''Mikal''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;[[User_talk:Mikal|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#003399&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''lakiM''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt; 07:00, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Either stealth homosexuals (or heterosexuals), or indecisives that can't pick one or the other, depending on which extreme end of the spectrum you want to slam against. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 10:14, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Maybe Terry's misunderstood the term 'Anal Retentive'.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 10:27, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Terry's &amp;quot;theory&amp;quot; that gay marriage Will result in empty schools is one if the dumbest things it has ever been my misfortune to rest. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Khuluma!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 10:39, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::But it would just mean empty ''public'' schools. [[User:Occasionaluse|Occasionaluse]] ([[User talk:Occasionaluse|talk]]) 13:23, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::E.g. Psy's bafflement. Why do homosexuals want to &amp;quot;recruit&amp;quot; children again? I know they're the biblical™ equivalent of child molesters, pederasts, bestiphiles, satanic through and through. Do they want to have sex with them? Eat them? Build an army of gay children to further oppress christians? None of the actual arguments put forth makes a single bit of sense. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 15:39, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Sounds like he's been reading too much Freud recently. [[User:Nebuchadnezzar|Nebuchadnezzar]] ([[User talk:Nebuchadnezzar|talk]]) 15:45, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Where does Grayson Perry fit into the hypothesis (or 'Miss W######h' for that matter) [[Special:Contributions/171.33.222.26|171.33.222.26]] ([[User talk:171.33.222.26|talk]]) 15:43, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:To the topic: I think this has to do with the sociological phenomenon that boys become aware that girls have cooties sometime after the sexes are segregated in primary school such as has happened when Dr. Hurlbut went to school, (do they do that now?). Eventually this goes away and boys view girls with desire...the gay boys (obviously) get &amp;quot;stuck&amp;quot; and the girls always have cooties and are icky, the only other sexual choice open to them are their best buds who have no cooties. Since they are &amp;quot;stuck&amp;quot; they always see 11 year old boys as their peers and &amp;quot;recruit&amp;quot; them. '''This is not my opinion but a guess at Terry's view of the topic. I have been out and open since the olden days, 1979.''' [[User_talk:Cracker|C&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;®&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;ackeЯ]] 16:29, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::You mean when boys realise that it isn't '''cooties''' girls have, it's '''cootchies'''?--[[User:Fergus Mason|Fergus Mason &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:45, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Could someone with an account over there ask Terry where the statistics posted come from? I'd be very curious to know. The only one that makes any sense to me is that 79% of gay men have had sex with someone under 19, which, given average ages of loss of virginity &amp;amp; AOC laws makes a lot of sense. I'm also curious as to his assertion that it has to do with tolerance. Ken used to have that claim on his homosexuality article until I challenged it by going and getting the book he was referring to. There has been no actual evidence to suggest that tolerance of homosexuality increases incidence. It only increases openness and awareness. [[User:Ayzmo|Ayzmo]] ([[User talk:Ayzmo|talk]]) 19:14, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Those stats are plagerized from the hilariously misleading/lying/out-of-date &amp;quot;study&amp;quot; by [http://www.traditioninaction.org/HotTopics/a02rStatistcs.html Frank Joseph.] Most of the stats on there are from the 1980's and earlier, and if you dig through each citation, you'll find that they are either (a) discredited, (b) HUGELY misleading as to what the real statistic is, or (c) outright lies. For example, that &amp;quot;under 19&amp;quot; statistic comes from a 1979 study, which, like you said, is trotted out as a scary (!) fact, until you realize that it is probably true that most people have had relations with someone under 19. [[User:Carlaugust|Carlaugust]] ([[User talk:Carlaugust|talk]]) 19:44, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
I think I can explain (well, as best as anyone can explain anything Hurlbut-related). Freud postulated that disorders with narcissistic features were the result of arrested development due to unresolved issues in childhood. Hypochondriasis is an often-cited example. This doesn't mean that everyone went through a phase where they thought they were sick against all evidence, it just means that all people with those concerns allegedly had some common set of childhood issues. What Terry is doing is dragging out something called &amp;quot;sexual narcissism,&amp;quot; which has been used by various right-wing cranks over the years in an attempt to explain homosexuality and/or transgenderism.&lt;br /&gt;
TL;DR: Terry done fucked up Freud.--[[User:Colonel of Squirrels|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;江斯顿&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;]][[User_Talk:Colonel of Squirrels|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;i&amp;gt;What is it now?&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 04:44, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Night mode ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Is it my imagination or is night mode being used far less at cp right now?  I can't recall a single time I've logged on there recently when it has been switched on.  Unless they've changed my accounts privs without me realising of course.  [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 06:35, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh, and I'd missed this &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Aschlafly&amp;amp;curid=108781&amp;amp;diff=1053168&amp;amp;oldid=1053054 peach]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;.  That's right andy, archive everything away from your talk page so you can ignore everything that is being said to you about your and kenny's idiocy. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 06:39, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Pray for victims  ==&lt;br /&gt;
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It's not the first time Andy's given us his unique view on charity. A few Christmases ago, when PJR suggested giving to the poor and homeless, Andy was adamant that they'd be better served by his prayers. The man is a colossal douche. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Runāt!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 14:38, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Yeah, I'm sure if I'd lost my home and my possessions I'd be absolutely fucking delighted to learn that a middle class douchebag in New Jersey was praying for me. I really want someone to ask him how he thinks that will possibly help. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 15:07, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::He pulled the same stunt after the Port-au-Prince earthquake, and again after the Fukushima meltdown. Andy just refuses to post charity links, no matter what. I believe his initial excuse after the earthquake was something to do with the Red Cross and Obamacare. After that little tirade, someone suggested he put up a link to Catholic Charities instead - Andy didn't even bother with an excuse after that one. Honestly, of all the weird shit he does, this one makes the least sense.--[[User:Colonel of Squirrels|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;江斯顿&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;]][[User_Talk:Colonel of Squirrels|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;i&amp;gt;What is it now?&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 15:26, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMain_Page&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1053316&amp;amp;oldid=1053313 Linkee to Andy's statement.]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 15:29, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: It's just a shame that one cannot pray '''and''' donate money.  Nope, it's gotta be one or the other. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 15:42, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Andrew Layton Schlafly, go fuck yourself. With a white-hot fireplace poker tipped with curare, arsenic, and belladonna. '''''And no lubricant.''''' [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 16:01, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:SNAP from me [[User:Bevo74|Bevo74]] ([[User talk:Bevo74|talk]]) 18:36, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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As someone who grew up in the evangelical and fundamentalist world, Andy's viewpoint is certainly not unique.  The large majority of Christians, including fundamentalist Christians, give money and donations through charity, some will outright supply time and labor, however all will believe prayer is as, if not more, powerful than their physical efforts.  It makes sense if you believe in an all-powerful benevolent, yet harsh god who demands justice (and all people are collectively sinners).   There is among this a subset of thought that prayer is paramount over any material aid, as I was told once, &amp;quot;what good does all the food and shelter do people, if their souls are hellbound?&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;it is better to be homeless and starving and saved, than well-off and damned&amp;quot;.  They would pray for the victims recovery, but in the context that they would accept salvation, and believe by doing just this they do more than anyone supplying actual aid.&lt;br /&gt;
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I would argue though there is another motivation among some Christians, and those types are best represented by Hurlburt.  These are Objectivist Christians, who use the principles of Objectivism to justify not giving out charity, believing it would just foster and enable dependance and bad behavior.  It is a selfish belief that allows them to effectively ignore the Christian theological belief that supplying need to the poor and destitute is the duty of the believer.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 16:34, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:I have to admit, I've never understood the &amp;quot;pray for them&amp;quot; attitude. If some schmuck in New Jersy doesn't ask God to find a little girl trapped in rubble, He's just going to let her die? What a prick. &amp;quot;Well, I was going to let the town be a ruin forever and all those who inhabit it die cold and alone...but since Andy asked nicely, I guess I'll inspire Obama to send FEMA.&amp;quot; What's the point of a &amp;quot;divine plan&amp;quot; if anybody can talk you out of it? [[User:Carlaugust|Carlaugust]] ([[User talk:Carlaugust|talk]]) 17:42, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::But that's at the heart of the prayer controversy. As someone once said &amp;quot;You cannot petition the lord with prayer&amp;quot;, except, of course, that's exactly what those of a religious bent do every day. I've heard the &amp;quot;you don't get it unless you ask for it line&amp;quot; but, taking the &amp;quot;we're all god's children position&amp;quot; I don't refuse to give my child what he needs just because he doesn't ask for it. Especially if he's trapped under a building. &amp;quot;What's that, Patrick, you're trapped. Well I'm not going to help you until you ask.&amp;quot; Doesn't play, somehow. [[User:Innocent Bystander|Innocent Bystander]] ([[User talk:Innocent Bystander|talk]]) 17:58, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I think my mom use to say, or imply at least, that God only does what the prayer asks if it's what he wants… even though she was also fond of quoting or paraphrasing [http://biblehub.com/matthew/18-19.htm Matthew 18:19], and that makes prayer fairly pointless. Even as a kid i didn't really understand it, but i rolled with it anyways because, hey, not everything's bound to make sense to me, right? &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:gray&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(talk to a)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; [[User:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Nihilist&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 18:06, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Prayer and the [[Protestant work ethic]] are always a great substitute for charity. [[User:Nebuchadnezzar|Nebuchadnezzar]] ([[User talk:Nebuchadnezzar|talk]]) 18:19, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Yeah, well most people actually think that &amp;quot;''God helps those that help themselves''&amp;quot; is actually a quote from the Bible too... --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 18:23, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Andy is laying low because his recent &amp;quot;global warming hoax proved by cool weather&amp;quot; pronouncement is -- shall we say -- diluted by such energetic weather.  That's why it was predictable his sorry Christian ass wouldn't bring it up.  When called out, &amp;quot;but I'm praying&amp;quot; was his personal bunnyhole. [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 18:24, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Maybe I'm just not well enough up on my new testament, but are there actually any incidents in there of Jesus praying for someone who was in need rather than helping them? I have the feeling Andy is talking out of his arse. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:30, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Another fabulous encyclopedic article from bad touch Poor. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=STEM&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1053340 Pure class]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; as always.  With, as always, that little nod towards sexism. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 17:37, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I like how there's no citation. &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:gray&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(talk to a)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; [[User:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Nihilist&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 18:00, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::That's what peons are for. [[User:Vulpius|Vulpius]] ([[User talk:Vulpius|talk]]) 18:09, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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== Beware the ides of... oops I forgot. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Ken, did you forget the [http://questionevolution.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/great-tasting-news-blog-postsless.html special report] that you were supposed to issue yesterday? I know it's hard to manufacture fresh-sounding lies to report on, but you should at least have given it a go.&lt;br /&gt;
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I look forward to your excuses. Perhaps somebody came down with a bad case of flu, or your sleep schedule didn't permit you to post. Or maybe you'll just memory hole the promise like you did for all your promises about the 50/75/100 page QE booklet. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 08:52, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Are you suggesting one of Ken's predictions has failed to come true. I'm still waiting for operation grassroots, operation afterburner, The Ides of March 2010, 2011, 2012 and 2013 the book for grade schoolers and all the other bollocks he comes out with. It doesn't even get a snigger anymore. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 09:37, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Damn Jeeves. Why you gotta be bringin' up old shit? ---[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 09:47, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Because I suffer from the curse of remembering what happened last week. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 10:15, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
It's been rectified.  His &amp;quot;authoress&amp;quot; (who's not too sure about &amp;quot;it's&amp;quot; vs. &amp;quot;its,&amp;quot; but nobody said she was an editoress) has sent him a communiqué of terrifying import on the Ides of May.  And it ends with kisses and a happy face. I wonder if her name is Dulcinea? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 14:22, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Jesus, that was unimaginative even by his standards. Come on, Ken. You're not even trying. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:28, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I wonder if the &amp;quot;authoress&amp;quot; is real, but is actually one of us just trolling Ken.--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:37, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Doubt it, looking at the evidence she's completely fabricated. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:42, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Beyond pathetic ===&lt;br /&gt;
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This is incredible. He actually went back and revised the old blog post, even though we already knew what it said. Compare and contrast [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Kendoll_does_1984_old.png this old version] with [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Kendoll_does_1984_new.png new version]. Not only did he get rid of the 5PM GMT crap, he also went and changed the dates round on when his fictitious authoress would be done with her work so he could claim his &amp;quot;special report&amp;quot; would be about that. Ken, your lies are ridiculously transparent at this point. Why are you doing this? What the hell are you going to do when you haven't got a book to publish? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:42, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:He'll claim he's very busy and is pursuing some exciting business opportunities.--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:47, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Wow. That's weak. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 15:08, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::He didn't post the comment, but soMe Damned Bear went to the original post and asked him where his big announcement was. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 16:10, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::LOL, &amp;quot;The ''Spring'' of 2013 is going to be an extremely irritating month for atheists and ''evolutionist''.&amp;quot;  Not only does the title enlighten me to the new month of &amp;quot;Spring&amp;quot;, apparently he will only irritate one evolutionist (Fergus, he is man-crushing again).--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 16:56, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Ken, you know that feeling you get whenever you read this page? You know the one. That chill that runs up your spine when you go &amp;quot;Oh crap... did I really say that?&amp;quot;, only to have it confirmed seconds later. Then that hot flush that spreads across you cheeks onto your forehead... then the feverish urgency you experience as your shaking fingers edit/delete/burn all traces of the evidence. Sucks, doesn't it? So why do you put yourself through it so regularly? The solution is obvious: stop being a dishonest shit that makes promises that you are mentally incapable of keeping. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 19:19, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
His latest post includes a note from a &amp;quot;creationist sweetheart,&amp;quot; illustrated with a [http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair pic from Simple English Wikipedia].  This one is too just too easy and I won't strike a low blow.  Maybe we should have a punchline contest.  Sun Tzu must have said, &amp;quot;feed your opponent enough lulz, and he might bust a gut and die.&amp;quot; [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 00:35, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;There are times when sticking in a Picard Double Facepalm still wouldn't illustrate the level of Facepalm Kenthingy is generating.  And that's just among CPs' sysops.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 16:01, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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The minute Patmac calls Ken out &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Patmac&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1052688 mysterious people are making demands on his time again]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; and suddenly he'll no longer be &amp;quot;as active on the main page talk page&amp;quot; and his replies to Patmac will be brief. &lt;br /&gt;
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He can't even come up with original excuses for running back to his bunny hole any more. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Praat!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 22:34, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Some people tasked me to do stuff in 2012 and 2013 and some letter said some stuff so I'm gonna be doing some stuff with them. Hahaohwow.jpg. Real convincing, Ken. This stems from the discussion Patmac asked Conservative '''first''' about liberal christianity crap, and Conservative throws one question at another at him and demands he answers, while not answering him anyway. Waiting for Karajou to start acting like a man... [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 23:03, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== That's rich. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Karajou &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:AlanE&amp;amp;curid=114090&amp;amp;diff=1052485&amp;amp;oldid=1052436 tells someone to act like a man]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. Oh, and to follow the rules. Not only that, he defends Conservative in the same section. What balls of irony he has! ROFL! [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 17:02, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: He's right though. He does treat everyone the same, he's ALWAYS a colossal douchewad. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 17:05, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::True, to a point that he does nothing to others with rights. He doesn't enforce &amp;quot;everything must be true and verifiable&amp;quot; on Andy, and Kenny is making troll comments literally before and after Karajou's comment in RC. Such monumental cowardice on display, it amuses me. [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 17:16, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: He did join in the posse out to lynch Rob when he saw which way the tide of popular opinion was running. He knows which way the wind is blowing, that Popeye, which is to say always from Andy's arse. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 17:26, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::AlanE should realise by now that what earns the respect of the establishment there is how skillful you are at throwing your weight around and being petty.  Markman knew this, and so was supported.  AlanE appears to think that simply being in the right is enough.  Brenden appears to have learnt the lesson, and I have high hopes for his advancement to fully fledged prick (in the nicest possible way, of course).  [[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 21:25, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It just blows my mind that truly good faith guys like AlanE who have been around for 5 years and really helped out get treated badly when children like Brendan run around growing into more and more transparent parodists. Jesus, even fundie weirdos like Daniel1212 who contribute shitloads of consonant content don't get embraced. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 23:56, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::If you're a reasonable open-minded person, then CP has no need for you. CP is revenge porn for losers who feel they've been kicked around by the liberal establishment. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 00:11, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::I'm actually pretty liberal myself. [[User:Brenden|Brenden]] ([[User talk:Brenden|talk]]) 00:32, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Yeah, and good luck with this &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1052635 dickwad]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;.  ken has alresady reverted you and the last person to try to challenge kenny in this way had a lot more power than you and Nobs now edits here instead because kenny perma banned him.  You're on your way out, say goodbye to all your 'friends' over at cp. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 20:08, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
On a side note, I just love how Karajou refers to them as &amp;quot;the Commandments.&amp;quot; I picture him affecting a Charlton Heston [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0049833/trivia &amp;quot;burning bush&amp;quot;] voice as he reads those words aloud to himself. [[User:Junggai|Junggai]] ([[User talk:Junggai|talk]]) 09:20, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:And with total lack of irony kenny boy &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMain_Page&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1052600&amp;amp;oldid=1052599 describes swabby]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; and conservapedia exactly.  [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 17:59, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Ken's longest break yet ==&lt;br /&gt;
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After having spent the last couple of weeks getting the shit kicked out of him on various talk pages, Ken decides to pack it in: &amp;quot;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMain_Page&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1052714&amp;amp;oldid=1052655 Due to various people wanting more of my time, I will not be reading any talk pages of Conservapedia in 2013, 2014 and 2015. In addition, I will not be posting to any talk pages of Conservapedia as well during this period.]&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Taking bets on how long that'll last. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 02:53, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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: Unless Andy finally had enough of him, but decided to let him appear to be going of his own accord. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 04:20, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Yup, that was my immediate reaction. It really was getting a little ridiculous even for that site. Andy's not going to like the drop in page views though, given that the site is going to be a lot more boring without Ken's insanity around. [[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 04:52, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Well, Rafael quickly &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;curid=113357&amp;amp;diff=1052741&amp;amp;oldid=1052733 tweaks]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; kenny's nose.  I can't see the 'no post to talk page' lasting long in the face of this kind of provocation. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 06:18, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::This is weird, the completely anonymous -and the totally unrelated to Ken- author of the wildly successful Question Evolution! Campaign blog has also  [http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/05/the-first-rule-of-grassroots-anti.html decided to stop responding to comments as well.] What are the odds of that? --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 07:00, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Is [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Nehemiah&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1052745 this] a sign of mental disintegration? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 18:07, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:He's really going to great lengths to justify ignoring his critics.  To the same critics he's trying to ignore.  It's sad, but his entire life revolves around the attention he gets from RW.  We are the only thing giving meaning to his wretched existence. --&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 18:33, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::&amp;quot;''I will be recruiting someone else to handle responding to blog comments.''&amp;quot; Well, talk about giving the game away Ken. You finally admit that it's just you after all. {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 18:41, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::That &amp;quot;Crazy drivers in Italy&amp;quot; video on his QE blog is a pretty accurate description of his brain at work... or perhaps the progress of his blog. I mean, does anyone else know what the point of that video could be? [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 19:13, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: He's always parroting weird movie clips he finds on youtube, if he's not just parroting vox day or shockofgoat directly. Bloke can't think for himself. I am curious to see how long this resolution to only post actual news on his blog lasts. I wonder if this is just his way of trying to get out of this obvious charade. I mean, it's not like he'll ever have any news to report. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:35, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It's a way to get out of having to debate anyone since he confirmed that VivaYeshua isn't on &amp;quot;Shock of God's&amp;quot; chatroom anymore so nobody is there to &amp;quot;arrange&amp;quot; for a debate between &amp;quot;Conservative&amp;quot; and whoever obviously finds it impossible to follow his demands. I spoke with Nightmare (or some similar handle) a few days ago. He says he hasn't seen VivaYeshua in months. Remieres says he doesn't care about &amp;quot;Conservative's&amp;quot; debate demand. He's the only other sysop I ever see there on the rare times I can log on. So much for honesty. He just retreats to his intellectual bunny hole after rightly getting pounded for being cowardly and pridefully refusing to humble himself to God and people offering good counsel. What a sad person. [[User:Nate Keaton|Nate Keaton]] ([[User talk:Nate Keaton|talk]]) 20:22, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Ill Nate, ill.  The sad ones are swabbie and andy.  And to a lesser extent I, and others, can be called sad for pointing at him. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 20:35, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;quot;I will not be reading any talk pages of Conservapedia&amp;quot; - it's not like he actually ''read'' anything on talk pages, anyway... ;) --[[User:Sid|Sid]] ([[User talk:Sid|talk]]) 21:39, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::This behaviour seems rather unusual to me. I wonder whether some family or someone have stepped in with an intervention and told him enough's enough? [[User:Ruddager|Ruddager]] ([[User talk:Ruddager|talk]]) 01:43, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Na, it's standard Ken behaviour. He is a spineless child and pulls the &amp;quot;I'm too busy&amp;quot; whenever he backs himself into a wall. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:54, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::If anyone stepped in at all (and if he stays away from the talk pages, as promised, he was definitely pushed) then it was Andy. Even someone as blind as Andy must realize that the CP talk pages have become little more than an exercise in Ken baiting. Perhaps it was Andy who was on the receiving end of a long-needed intervention, with someone pointing out that Ken is destroying what little chance there is left of CP ever being taken seriously by anyone. [[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 02:57, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User%3AConservative%2FBad_news_for_Conservapedia%27s_evolutionists&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1053050&amp;amp;oldid=1053041 He already read and responds to a talk page post by Rafael]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;, but the response is in his &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;bunny hole&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; protected user space. He's still going on about debating, 15 questions, and that he's possibly more than one person. Dance for us, little man! [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 19:48, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Memory holed within seconds. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 20:34, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Ken's not &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User:Conservative/Music_various_types&amp;amp;curid=125210&amp;amp;diff=1053141&amp;amp;oldid=1043956 reading anything you say]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; Fergus, honestly he's not. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 06:29, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Kenneth D DeMyer, your lack of machismo knows no bounds. Fergus Mason has machismo, but do you ? I think not! Vivayeshua was banned from ShockofGods chatroom, I was there when it happened. I will happily debate you, even though I am more of a creationist than an evolutionist. [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 08:57, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::''(Block log); 01:17 . . Conservative (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for MasonFW (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2015-05-20T05:11:17Z (account creation disabled) (90/10 rule: excess of talk rather than edits to substantive entries: &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GOYYbiEul0&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;. By the way, I do not have to read the talk pages or post to them to hit the revert button)''&lt;br /&gt;
People wonder why I drink.&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sarcasm&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 10:11, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::We should probably thank Ken for summing up CP's philosophy in a concise soundbite, ''&amp;quot;If we don't like you, you don't get to speak, regardless of the substance of your contributions.&amp;quot;'' Cheers Kenneth. -- &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;border:2px solid black;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;'''[[User_talk:Iscariot|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:grey&amp;quot;&amp;gt;scariot&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;'''&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;'''''&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Andy Schlafly for Congress 2012!'''''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 07:09, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Conservatives are Always Right, Whichever Side They Take ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Andy says gambling is for [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1052899&amp;amp;oldid=1052873 liberals], because it's bad.  But it's different when Obama [http://conservapedia.com/Barack_Hussein_Obama/update#Obama_and_Islam says it's not a great life strategy] because that proves he's a Muslim and gambling is good because Muslims think it's bad.  Of course if somebody tries to outlaw it in any context, we get screams of Nanny State! [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 00:10, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Only liberal suckers are gamblers. Good, god fearing conservatives own the casino. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 00:42, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Andy's making an un-conservative argument; gambling is uncoerced,  ''voluntary'' taxation and the exercise of individual freedom.  [[User:RobSmith|nobs]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:RobSmith|Ye shall all perish in flames - &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;Kim Jong-un&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 02:22, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Not sure if Andy would yell &amp;quot;nanny state&amp;quot; if politicians attempt to outlaw gambling, given opposition is usually from social conservatives.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 04:01, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::I was gonna say that it's perfectly reasonable to oppose gambling personally but be against outlawing it, but then I realized Andy likely isn't capable of a nuanced position--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 04:08, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::: Andy is actually right about &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1052920 lotteries being about getting money outta the poor]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. I guess in this case Andy's fundamentalism beats out his hatred for the poor. --[[User:Night Jaguar|Night Jaguar]] ([[User talk:Night Jaguar|talk]]) 05:21, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Key words: &amp;quot;...government-promoted &amp;quot;powerball&amp;quot; [[gambling]]....&amp;quot; Gambling isn't bad, but government-promoted (i.e., liberal) gambling is bad. [[User:Nebuchadnezzar|Nebuchadnezzar]] ([[User talk:Nebuchadnezzar|talk]]) 18:57, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Terry Hurlbut, recovering homosexual ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Used to be gay, then grew out of it? [[User:Carlaugust|Carlaugust]] ([[User talk:Carlaugust|talk]]) 01:40, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I didn't read it that way but it is a slightly strange hypothesis. It would imply that we all go through a gay stage and those with &amp;quot;arrested development&amp;quot; stay there. However I don't remember it like that. As long as I've wanted to have sex with people I wanted to do it with girls.--[[User:Fergus Mason|Fergus Mason &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 03:19, 20 Ma&lt;br /&gt;
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::So by this theories us Bisexuals are...?--&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User:Mikal|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''Mikal''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;[[User_talk:Mikal|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#003399&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''lakiM''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt; 07:00, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Either stealth homosexuals (or heterosexuals), or indecisives that can't pick one or the other, depending on which extreme end of the spectrum you want to slam against. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 10:14, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Maybe Terry's misunderstood the term 'Anal Retentive'.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 10:27, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Terry's &amp;quot;theory&amp;quot; that gay marriage Will result in empty schools is one if the dumbest things it has ever been my misfortune to rest. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Khuluma!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 10:39, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::But it would just mean empty ''public'' schools. [[User:Occasionaluse|Occasionaluse]] ([[User talk:Occasionaluse|talk]]) 13:23, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::E.g. Psy's bafflement. Why do homosexuals want to &amp;quot;recruit&amp;quot; children again? I know they're the biblical™ equivalent of child molesters, pederasts, bestiphiles, satanic through and through. Do they want to have sex with them? Eat them? Build an army of gay children to further oppress christians? None of the actual arguments put forth makes a single bit of sense. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 15:39, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Sounds like he's been reading too much Freud recently. [[User:Nebuchadnezzar|Nebuchadnezzar]] ([[User talk:Nebuchadnezzar|talk]]) 15:45, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Where does Grayson Perry fit into the hypothesis (or 'Miss W######h' for that matter) [[Special:Contributions/171.33.222.26|171.33.222.26]] ([[User talk:171.33.222.26|talk]]) 15:43, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:To the topic: I think this has to do with the sociological phenomenon that boys become aware that girls have cooties sometime after the sexes are segregated in primary school such as has happened when Dr. Hurlbut went to school, (do they do that now?). Eventually this goes away and boys view girls with desire...the gay boys (obviously) get &amp;quot;stuck&amp;quot; and the girls always have cooties and are icky, the only other sexual choice open to them are their best buds who have no cooties. Since they are &amp;quot;stuck&amp;quot; they always see 11 year old boys as their peers and &amp;quot;recruit&amp;quot; them. '''This is not my opinion but a guess at Terry's view of the topic. I have been out and open since the olden days, 1979.''' [[User_talk:Cracker|C&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;®&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;ackeЯ]] 16:29, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::You mean when boys realise that it isn't '''cooties''' girls have, it's '''cootchies'''?--[[User:Fergus Mason|Fergus Mason &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:45, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Could someone with an account over there ask Terry where the statistics posted come from? I'd be very curious to know. The only one that makes any sense to me is that 79% of gay men have had sex with someone under 19, which, given average ages of loss of virginity &amp;amp; AOC laws makes a lot of sense. I'm also curious as to his assertion that it has to do with tolerance. Ken used to have that claim on his homosexuality article until I challenged it by going and getting the book he was referring to. There has been no actual evidence to suggest that tolerance of homosexuality increases incidence. It only increases openness and awareness. [[User:Ayzmo|Ayzmo]] ([[User talk:Ayzmo|talk]]) 19:14, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Those stats are plagerized from the hilariously misleading/lying/out-of-date &amp;quot;study&amp;quot; by [http://www.traditioninaction.org/HotTopics/a02rStatistcs.html Frank Joseph.] Most of the stats on there are from the 1980's and earlier, and if you dig through each citation, you'll find that they are either (a) discredited, (b) HUGELY misleading as to what the real statistic is, or (c) outright lies. For example, that &amp;quot;under 19&amp;quot; statistic comes from a 1979 study, which, like you said, is trotted out as a scary (!) fact, until you realize that it is probably true that most people have had relations with someone under 19. [[User:Carlaugust|Carlaugust]] ([[User talk:Carlaugust|talk]]) 19:44, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
I think I can explain (well, as best as anyone can explain anything Hurlbut-related). Freud postulated that disorders with narcissistic features were the result of arrested development due to unresolved issues in childhood. Hypochondriasis is an often-cited example. This doesn't mean that everyone went through a phase where they thought they were sick against all evidence, it just means that all people with those concerns allegedly had some common set of childhood issues. What Terry is doing is dragging out something called &amp;quot;sexual narcissism,&amp;quot; which has been used by various right-wing cranks over the years in an attempt to explain homosexuality and/or transgenderism.&lt;br /&gt;
TL;DR: Terry done fucked up Freud.--[[User:Colonel of Squirrels|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;江斯顿&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;]][[User_Talk:Colonel of Squirrels|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;i&amp;gt;What is it now?&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 04:44, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Is it my imagination or is night mode being used far less at cp right now?  I can't recall a single time I've logged on there recently when it has been switched on.  Unless they've changed my accounts privs without me realising of course.  [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 06:35, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh, and I'd missed this &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Aschlafly&amp;amp;curid=108781&amp;amp;diff=1053168&amp;amp;oldid=1053054 peach]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;.  That's right andy, archive everything away from your talk page so you can ignore everything that is being said to you about your and kenny's idiocy. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 06:39, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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It's not the first time Andy's given us his unique view on charity. A few Christmases ago, when PJR suggested giving to the poor and homeless, Andy was adamant that they'd be better served by his prayers. The man is a colossal douche. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Runāt!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 14:38, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Yeah, I'm sure if I'd lost my home and my possessions I'd be absolutely fucking delighted to learn that a middle class douchebag in New Jersey was praying for me. I really want someone to ask him how he thinks that will possibly help. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 15:07, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::He pulled the same stunt after the Port-au-Prince earthquake, and again after the Fukushima meltdown. Andy just refuses to post charity links, no matter what. I believe his initial excuse after the earthquake was something to do with the Red Cross and Obamacare. After that little tirade, someone suggested he put up a link to Catholic Charities instead - Andy didn't even bother with an excuse after that one. Honestly, of all the weird shit he does, this one makes the least sense.--[[User:Colonel of Squirrels|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;江斯顿&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;]][[User_Talk:Colonel of Squirrels|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;i&amp;gt;What is it now?&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 15:26, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMain_Page&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1053316&amp;amp;oldid=1053313 Linkee to Andy's statement.]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 15:29, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: It's just a shame that one cannot pray '''and''' donate money.  Nope, it's gotta be one or the other. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 15:42, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Andrew Layton Schlafly, go fuck yourself. With a white-hot fireplace poker tipped with curare, arsenic, and belladonna. '''''And no lubricant.''''' [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 16:01, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:SNAP from me [[User:Bevo74|Bevo74]] ([[User talk:Bevo74|talk]]) 18:36, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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As someone who grew up in the evangelical and fundamentalist world, Andy's viewpoint is certainly not unique.  The large majority of Christians, including fundamentalist Christians, give money and donations through charity, some will outright supply time and labor, however all will believe prayer is as, if not more, powerful than their physical efforts.  It makes sense if you believe in an all-powerful benevolent, yet harsh god who demands justice (and all people are collectively sinners).   There is among this a subset of thought that prayer is paramount over any material aid, as I was told once, &amp;quot;what good does all the food and shelter do people, if their souls are hellbound?&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;it is better to be homeless and starving and saved, than well-off and damned&amp;quot;.  They would pray for the victims recovery, but in the context that they would accept salvation, and believe by doing just this they do more than anyone supplying actual aid.&lt;br /&gt;
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I would argue though there is another motivation among some Christians, and those types are best represented by Hurlburt.  These are Objectivist Christians, who use the principles of Objectivism to justify not giving out charity, believing it would just foster and enable dependance and bad behavior.  It is a selfish belief that allows them to effectively ignore the Christian theological belief that supplying need to the poor and destitute is the duty of the believer.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 16:34, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:I have to admit, I've never understood the &amp;quot;pray for them&amp;quot; attitude. If some schmuck in New Jersy doesn't ask God to find a little girl trapped in rubble, He's just going to let her die? What a prick. &amp;quot;Well, I was going to let the town be a ruin forever and all those who inhabit it die cold and alone...but since Andy asked nicely, I guess I'll inspire Obama to send FEMA.&amp;quot; What's the point of a &amp;quot;divine plan&amp;quot; if anybody can talk you out of it? [[User:Carlaugust|Carlaugust]] ([[User talk:Carlaugust|talk]]) 17:42, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::But that's at the heart of the prayer controversy. As someone once said &amp;quot;You cannot petition the lord with prayer&amp;quot;, except, of course, that's exactly what those of a religious bent do every day. I've heard the &amp;quot;you don't get it unless you ask for it line&amp;quot; but, taking the &amp;quot;we're all god's children position&amp;quot; I don't refuse to give my child what he needs just because he doesn't ask for it. Especially if he's trapped under a building. &amp;quot;What's that, Patrick, you're trapped. Well I'm not going to help you until you ask.&amp;quot; Doesn't play, somehow. [[User:Innocent Bystander|Innocent Bystander]] ([[User talk:Innocent Bystander|talk]]) 17:58, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I think my mom use to say, or imply at least, that God only does what the prayer asks if it's what he wants… even though she was also fond of quoting or paraphrasing [http://biblehub.com/matthew/18-19.htm Matthew 18:19], and that makes prayer fairly pointless. Even as a kid i didn't really understand it, but i rolled with it anyways because, hey, not everything's bound to make sense to me, right? &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:gray&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(talk to a)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; [[User:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Nihilist&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 18:06, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Prayer and the [[Protestant work ethic]] are always a great substitute for charity. [[User:Nebuchadnezzar|Nebuchadnezzar]] ([[User talk:Nebuchadnezzar|talk]]) 18:19, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Yeah, well most people actually think that &amp;quot;''God helps those that help themselves''&amp;quot; is actually a quote from the Bible too... --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 18:23, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Andy is laying low because his recent &amp;quot;global warming hoax proved by cool weather&amp;quot; pronouncement is -- shall we say -- diluted by such energetic weather.  That's why it was predictable his sorry Christian ass wouldn't bring it up.  When called out, &amp;quot;but I'm praying&amp;quot; was his personal bunnyhole. [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 18:24, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Maybe I'm just not well enough up on my new testament, but is there actually any incidents in there of Jesus praying for someone who was in need rather than helping them? I have the feeling Andy is talking out of his arse. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:30, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Another fabulous encyclopedic article from bad touch Poor. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=STEM&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1053340 Pure class]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; as always.  With, as always, that little nod towards sexism. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 17:37, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I like how there's no citation. &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:gray&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(talk to a)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; [[User:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Nihilist&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 18:00, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::That's what peons are for. [[User:Vulpius|Vulpius]] ([[User talk:Vulpius|talk]]) 18:09, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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== Beware the ides of... oops I forgot. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Ken, did you forget the [http://questionevolution.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/great-tasting-news-blog-postsless.html special report] that you were supposed to issue yesterday? I know it's hard to manufacture fresh-sounding lies to report on, but you should at least have given it a go.&lt;br /&gt;
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I look forward to your excuses. Perhaps somebody came down with a bad case of flu, or your sleep schedule didn't permit you to post. Or maybe you'll just memory hole the promise like you did for all your promises about the 50/75/100 page QE booklet. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 08:52, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Are you suggesting one of Ken's predictions has failed to come true. I'm still waiting for operation grassroots, operation afterburner, The Ides of March 2010, 2011, 2012 and 2013 the book for grade schoolers and all the other bollocks he comes out with. It doesn't even get a snigger anymore. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 09:37, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Damn Jeeves. Why you gotta be bringin' up old shit? ---[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 09:47, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Because I suffer from the curse of remembering what happened last week. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 10:15, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
It's been rectified.  His &amp;quot;authoress&amp;quot; (who's not too sure about &amp;quot;it's&amp;quot; vs. &amp;quot;its,&amp;quot; but nobody said she was an editoress) has sent him a communiqué of terrifying import on the Ides of May.  And it ends with kisses and a happy face. I wonder if her name is Dulcinea? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 14:22, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Jesus, that was unimaginative even by his standards. Come on, Ken. You're not even trying. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:28, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I wonder if the &amp;quot;authoress&amp;quot; is real, but is actually one of us just trolling Ken.--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:37, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Doubt it, looking at the evidence she's completely fabricated. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:42, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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This is incredible. He actually went back and revised the old blog post, even though we already knew what it said. Compare and contrast [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Kendoll_does_1984_old.png this old version] with [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Kendoll_does_1984_new.png new version]. Not only did he get rid of the 5PM GMT crap, he also went and changed the dates round on when his fictitious authoress would be done with her work so he could claim his &amp;quot;special report&amp;quot; would be about that. Ken, your lies are ridiculously transparent at this point. Why are you doing this? What the hell are you going to do when you haven't got a book to publish? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:42, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:He'll claim he's very busy and is pursuing some exciting business opportunities.--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:47, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Wow. That's weak. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 15:08, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::He didn't post the comment, but soMe Damned Bear went to the original post and asked him where his big announcement was. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 16:10, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::LOL, &amp;quot;The ''Spring'' of 2013 is going to be an extremely irritating month for atheists and ''evolutionist''.&amp;quot;  Not only does the title enlighten me to the new month of &amp;quot;Spring&amp;quot;, apparently he will only irritate one evolutionist (Fergus, he is man-crushing again).--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 16:56, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Ken, you know that feeling you get whenever you read this page? You know the one. That chill that runs up your spine when you go &amp;quot;Oh crap... did I really say that?&amp;quot;, only to have it confirmed seconds later. Then that hot flush that spreads across you cheeks onto your forehead... then the feverish urgency you experience as your shaking fingers edit/delete/burn all traces of the evidence. Sucks, doesn't it? So why do you put yourself through it so regularly? The solution is obvious: stop being a dishonest shit that makes promises that you are mentally incapable of keeping. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 19:19, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
His latest post includes a note from a &amp;quot;creationist sweetheart,&amp;quot; illustrated with a [http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair pic from Simple English Wikipedia].  This one is too just too easy and I won't strike a low blow.  Maybe we should have a punchline contest.  Sun Tzu must have said, &amp;quot;feed your opponent enough lulz, and he might bust a gut and die.&amp;quot; [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 00:35, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;There are times when sticking in a Picard Double Facepalm still wouldn't illustrate the level of Facepalm Kenthingy is generating.  And that's just among CPs' sysops.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 16:01, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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The minute Patmac calls Ken out &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Patmac&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1052688 mysterious people are making demands on his time again]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; and suddenly he'll no longer be &amp;quot;as active on the main page talk page&amp;quot; and his replies to Patmac will be brief. &lt;br /&gt;
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He can't even come up with original excuses for running back to his bunny hole any more. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Praat!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 22:34, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Some people tasked me to do stuff in 2012 and 2013 and some letter said some stuff so I'm gonna be doing some stuff with them. Hahaohwow.jpg. Real convincing, Ken. This stems from the discussion Patmac asked Conservative '''first''' about liberal christianity crap, and Conservative throws one question at another at him and demands he answers, while not answering him anyway. Waiting for Karajou to start acting like a man... [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 23:03, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== That's rich. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Karajou &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:AlanE&amp;amp;curid=114090&amp;amp;diff=1052485&amp;amp;oldid=1052436 tells someone to act like a man]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. Oh, and to follow the rules. Not only that, he defends Conservative in the same section. What balls of irony he has! ROFL! [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 17:02, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: He's right though. He does treat everyone the same, he's ALWAYS a colossal douchewad. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 17:05, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::True, to a point that he does nothing to others with rights. He doesn't enforce &amp;quot;everything must be true and verifiable&amp;quot; on Andy, and Kenny is making troll comments literally before and after Karajou's comment in RC. Such monumental cowardice on display, it amuses me. [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 17:16, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: He did join in the posse out to lynch Rob when he saw which way the tide of popular opinion was running. He knows which way the wind is blowing, that Popeye, which is to say always from Andy's arse. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 17:26, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::AlanE should realise by now that what earns the respect of the establishment there is how skillful you are at throwing your weight around and being petty.  Markman knew this, and so was supported.  AlanE appears to think that simply being in the right is enough.  Brenden appears to have learnt the lesson, and I have high hopes for his advancement to fully fledged prick (in the nicest possible way, of course).  [[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 21:25, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It just blows my mind that truly good faith guys like AlanE who have been around for 5 years and really helped out get treated badly when children like Brendan run around growing into more and more transparent parodists. Jesus, even fundie weirdos like Daniel1212 who contribute shitloads of consonant content don't get embraced. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 23:56, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::If you're a reasonable open-minded person, then CP has no need for you. CP is revenge porn for losers who feel they've been kicked around by the liberal establishment. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 00:11, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::I'm actually pretty liberal myself. [[User:Brenden|Brenden]] ([[User talk:Brenden|talk]]) 00:32, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Yeah, and good luck with this &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1052635 dickwad]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;.  ken has alresady reverted you and the last person to try to challenge kenny in this way had a lot more power than you and Nobs now edits here instead because kenny perma banned him.  You're on your way out, say goodbye to all your 'friends' over at cp. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 20:08, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
On a side note, I just love how Karajou refers to them as &amp;quot;the Commandments.&amp;quot; I picture him affecting a Charlton Heston [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0049833/trivia &amp;quot;burning bush&amp;quot;] voice as he reads those words aloud to himself. [[User:Junggai|Junggai]] ([[User talk:Junggai|talk]]) 09:20, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:And with total lack of irony kenny boy &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMain_Page&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1052600&amp;amp;oldid=1052599 describes swabby]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; and conservapedia exactly.  [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 17:59, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Ken's longest break yet ==&lt;br /&gt;
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After having spent the last couple of weeks getting the shit kicked out of him on various talk pages, Ken decides to pack it in: &amp;quot;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMain_Page&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1052714&amp;amp;oldid=1052655 Due to various people wanting more of my time, I will not be reading any talk pages of Conservapedia in 2013, 2014 and 2015. In addition, I will not be posting to any talk pages of Conservapedia as well during this period.]&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Taking bets on how long that'll last. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 02:53, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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: Unless Andy finally had enough of him, but decided to let him appear to be going of his own accord. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 04:20, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Yup, that was my immediate reaction. It really was getting a little ridiculous even for that site. Andy's not going to like the drop in page views though, given that the site is going to be a lot more boring without Ken's insanity around. [[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 04:52, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Well, Rafael quickly &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;curid=113357&amp;amp;diff=1052741&amp;amp;oldid=1052733 tweaks]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; kenny's nose.  I can't see the 'no post to talk page' lasting long in the face of this kind of provocation. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 06:18, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::This is weird, the completely anonymous -and the totally unrelated to Ken- author of the wildly successful Question Evolution! Campaign blog has also  [http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/05/the-first-rule-of-grassroots-anti.html decided to stop responding to comments as well.] What are the odds of that? --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 07:00, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Is [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Nehemiah&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1052745 this] a sign of mental disintegration? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 18:07, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:He's really going to great lengths to justify ignoring his critics.  To the same critics he's trying to ignore.  It's sad, but his entire life revolves around the attention he gets from RW.  We are the only thing giving meaning to his wretched existence. --&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 18:33, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::&amp;quot;''I will be recruiting someone else to handle responding to blog comments.''&amp;quot; Well, talk about giving the game away Ken. You finally admit that it's just you after all. {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 18:41, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::That &amp;quot;Crazy drivers in Italy&amp;quot; video on his QE blog is a pretty accurate description of his brain at work... or perhaps the progress of his blog. I mean, does anyone else know what the point of that video could be? [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 19:13, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: He's always parroting weird movie clips he finds on youtube, if he's not just parroting vox day or shockofgoat directly. Bloke can't think for himself. I am curious to see how long this resolution to only post actual news on his blog lasts. I wonder if this is just his way of trying to get out of this obvious charade. I mean, it's not like he'll ever have any news to report. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:35, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It's a way to get out of having to debate anyone since he confirmed that VivaYeshua isn't on &amp;quot;Shock of God's&amp;quot; chatroom anymore so nobody is there to &amp;quot;arrange&amp;quot; for a debate between &amp;quot;Conservative&amp;quot; and whoever obviously finds it impossible to follow his demands. I spoke with Nightmare (or some similar handle) a few days ago. He says he hasn't seen VivaYeshua in months. Remieres says he doesn't care about &amp;quot;Conservative's&amp;quot; debate demand. He's the only other sysop I ever see there on the rare times I can log on. So much for honesty. He just retreats to his intellectual bunny hole after rightly getting pounded for being cowardly and pridefully refusing to humble himself to God and people offering good counsel. What a sad person. [[User:Nate Keaton|Nate Keaton]] ([[User talk:Nate Keaton|talk]]) 20:22, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Ill Nate, ill.  The sad ones are swabbie and andy.  And to a lesser extent I, and others, can be called sad for pointing at him. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 20:35, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;quot;I will not be reading any talk pages of Conservapedia&amp;quot; - it's not like he actually ''read'' anything on talk pages, anyway... ;) --[[User:Sid|Sid]] ([[User talk:Sid|talk]]) 21:39, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::This behaviour seems rather unusual to me. I wonder whether some family or someone have stepped in with an intervention and told him enough's enough? [[User:Ruddager|Ruddager]] ([[User talk:Ruddager|talk]]) 01:43, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Na, it's standard Ken behaviour. He is a spineless child and pulls the &amp;quot;I'm too busy&amp;quot; whenever he backs himself into a wall. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:54, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::If anyone stepped in at all (and if he stays away from the talk pages, as promised, he was definitely pushed) then it was Andy. Even someone as blind as Andy must realize that the CP talk pages have become little more than an exercise in Ken baiting. Perhaps it was Andy who was on the receiving end of a long-needed intervention, with someone pointing out that Ken is destroying what little chance there is left of CP ever being taken seriously by anyone. [[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 02:57, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Ken's not &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User:Conservative/Music_various_types&amp;amp;curid=125210&amp;amp;diff=1053141&amp;amp;oldid=1043956 reading anything you say]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; Fergus, honestly he's not. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 06:29, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Kenneth D DeMyer, your lack of machismo knows no bounds. Fergus Mason has machismo, but do you ? I think not! Vivayeshua was banned from ShockofGods chatroom, I was there when it happened. I will happily debate you, even though I am more of a creationist than an evolutionist. [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 08:57, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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People wonder why I drink.&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sarcasm&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 10:11, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::We should probably thank Ken for summing up CP's philosophy in a concise soundbite, ''&amp;quot;If we don't like you, you don't get to speak, regardless of the substance of your contributions.&amp;quot;'' Cheers Kenneth. -- &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;border:2px solid black;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;'''[[User_talk:Iscariot|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:grey&amp;quot;&amp;gt;scariot&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;'''&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;'''''&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Andy Schlafly for Congress 2012!'''''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 07:09, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Andy says gambling is for [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1052899&amp;amp;oldid=1052873 liberals], because it's bad.  But it's different when Obama [http://conservapedia.com/Barack_Hussein_Obama/update#Obama_and_Islam says it's not a great life strategy] because that proves he's a Muslim and gambling is good because Muslims think it's bad.  Of course if somebody tries to outlaw it in any context, we get screams of Nanny State! [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 00:10, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Only liberal suckers are gamblers. Good, god fearing conservatives own the casino. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 00:42, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Andy's making an un-conservative argument; gambling is uncoerced,  ''voluntary'' taxation and the exercise of individual freedom.  [[User:RobSmith|nobs]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:RobSmith|Ye shall all perish in flames - &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;Kim Jong-un&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 02:22, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Not sure if Andy would yell &amp;quot;nanny state&amp;quot; if politicians attempt to outlaw gambling, given opposition is usually from social conservatives.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 04:01, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::I was gonna say that it's perfectly reasonable to oppose gambling personally but be against outlawing it, but then I realized Andy likely isn't capable of a nuanced position--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 04:08, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::: Andy is actually right about &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1052920 lotteries being about getting money outta the poor]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. I guess in this case Andy's fundamentalism beats out his hatred for the poor. --[[User:Night Jaguar|Night Jaguar]] ([[User talk:Night Jaguar|talk]]) 05:21, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Key words: &amp;quot;...government-promoted &amp;quot;powerball&amp;quot; [[gambling]]....&amp;quot; Gambling isn't bad, but government-promoted (i.e., liberal) gambling is bad. [[User:Nebuchadnezzar|Nebuchadnezzar]] ([[User talk:Nebuchadnezzar|talk]]) 18:57, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Terry Hurlbut, recovering homosexual ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Used to be gay, then grew out of it? [[User:Carlaugust|Carlaugust]] ([[User talk:Carlaugust|talk]]) 01:40, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I didn't read it that way but it is a slightly strange hypothesis. It would imply that we all go through a gay stage and those with &amp;quot;arrested development&amp;quot; stay there. However I don't remember it like that. As long as I've wanted to have sex with people I wanted to do it with girls.--[[User:Fergus Mason|Fergus Mason &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 03:19, 20 Ma&lt;br /&gt;
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::So by this theories us Bisexuals are...?--&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User:Mikal|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''Mikal''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;[[User_talk:Mikal|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#003399&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''lakiM''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt; 07:00, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Either stealth homosexuals (or heterosexuals), or indecisives that can't pick one or the other, depending on which extreme end of the spectrum you want to slam against. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 10:14, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Maybe Terry's misunderstood the term 'Anal Retentive'.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 10:27, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Terry's &amp;quot;theory&amp;quot; that gay marriage Will result in empty schools is one if the dumbest things it has ever been my misfortune to rest. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Khuluma!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 10:39, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::But it would just mean empty ''public'' schools. [[User:Occasionaluse|Occasionaluse]] ([[User talk:Occasionaluse|talk]]) 13:23, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::E.g. Psy's bafflement. Why do homosexuals want to &amp;quot;recruit&amp;quot; children again? I know they're the biblical™ equivalent of child molesters, pederasts, bestiphiles, satanic through and through. Do they want to have sex with them? Eat them? Build an army of gay children to further oppress christians? None of the actual arguments put forth makes a single bit of sense. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 15:39, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Sounds like he's been reading too much Freud recently. [[User:Nebuchadnezzar|Nebuchadnezzar]] ([[User talk:Nebuchadnezzar|talk]]) 15:45, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Where does Grayson Perry fit into the hypothesis (or 'Miss W######h' for that matter) [[Special:Contributions/171.33.222.26|171.33.222.26]] ([[User talk:171.33.222.26|talk]]) 15:43, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:To the topic: I think this has to do with the sociological phenomenon that boys become aware that girls have cooties sometime after the sexes are segregated in primary school such as has happened when Dr. Hurlbut went to school, (do they do that now?). Eventually this goes away and boys view girls with desire...the gay boys (obviously) get &amp;quot;stuck&amp;quot; and the girls always have cooties and are icky, the only other sexual choice open to them are their best buds who have no cooties. Since they are &amp;quot;stuck&amp;quot; they always see 11 year old boys as their peers and &amp;quot;recruit&amp;quot; them. '''This is not my opinion but a guess at Terry's view of the topic. I have been out and open since the olden days, 1979.''' [[User_talk:Cracker|C&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;®&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;ackeЯ]] 16:29, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::You mean when boys realise that it isn't '''cooties''' girls have, it's '''cootchies'''?--[[User:Fergus Mason|Fergus Mason &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:45, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Could someone with an account over there ask Terry where the statistics posted come from? I'd be very curious to know. The only one that makes any sense to me is that 79% of gay men have had sex with someone under 19, which, given average ages of loss of virginity &amp;amp; AOC laws makes a lot of sense. I'm also curious as to his assertion that it has to do with tolerance. Ken used to have that claim on his homosexuality article until I challenged it by going and getting the book he was referring to. There has been no actual evidence to suggest that tolerance of homosexuality increases incidence. It only increases openness and awareness. [[User:Ayzmo|Ayzmo]] ([[User talk:Ayzmo|talk]]) 19:14, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Those stats are plagerized from the hilariously misleading/lying/out-of-date &amp;quot;study&amp;quot; by [http://www.traditioninaction.org/HotTopics/a02rStatistcs.html Frank Joseph.] Most of the stats on there are from the 1980's and earlier, and if you dig through each citation, you'll find that they are either (a) discredited, (b) HUGELY misleading as to what the real statistic is, or (c) outright lies. For example, that &amp;quot;under 19&amp;quot; statistic comes from a 1979 study, which, like you said, is trotted out as a scary (!) fact, until you realize that it is probably true that most people have had relations with someone under 19. [[User:Carlaugust|Carlaugust]] ([[User talk:Carlaugust|talk]]) 19:44, 20 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
I think I can explain (well, as best as anyone can explain anything Hurlbut-related). Freud postulated that disorders with narcissistic features were the result of arrested development due to unresolved issues in childhood. Hypochondriasis is an often-cited example. This doesn't mean that everyone went through a phase where they thought they were sick against all evidence, it just means that all people with those concerns allegedly had some common set of childhood issues. What Terry is doing is dragging out something called &amp;quot;sexual narcissism,&amp;quot; which has been used by various right-wing cranks over the years in an attempt to explain homosexuality and/or transgenderism.&lt;br /&gt;
TL;DR: Terry done fucked up Freud.--[[User:Colonel of Squirrels|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;江斯顿&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;]][[User_Talk:Colonel of Squirrels|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;i&amp;gt;What is it now?&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 04:44, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Is it my imagination or is night mode being used far less at cp right now?  I can't recall a single time I've logged on there recently when it has been switched on.  Unless they've changed my accounts privs without me realising of course.  [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 06:35, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh, and I'd missed this &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Aschlafly&amp;amp;curid=108781&amp;amp;diff=1053168&amp;amp;oldid=1053054 peach]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;.  That's right andy, archive everything away from your talk page so you can ignore everything that is being said to you about your and kenny's idiocy. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 06:39, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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It's not the first time Andy's given us his unique view on charity. A few Christmases ago, when PJR suggested giving to the poor and homeless, Andy was adamant that they'd be better served by his prayers. The man is a colossal douche. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Runāt!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 14:38, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Yeah, I'm sure if I'd lost my home and my possessions I'd be absolutely fucking delighted to learn that a middle class douchebag in New Jersey was praying for me. I really want someone to ask him how he thinks that will possibly help. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 15:07, 21 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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== Schlafly challenges obamacare ==&lt;br /&gt;
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http://coffeeandmarkets.com/2013/05/09/a-novel-challenge-to-obamacare/&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:DanAP&amp;amp;curid=126155&amp;amp;diff=1052115&amp;amp;oldid=1052110 Haven't seen one of these for a while.]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; And it's not from Eddy Poo, rather from parodist lite Brenden. Having a bit of fun are we ? [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 13:41, 14 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:How is that entry &amp;quot;sketchy&amp;quot;? Oh, wait, it's bringing facts into things. Nevermind... unless he's talking about the edit where paedophilia was linked as a &amp;quot;liberal trait&amp;quot;, which is all kinds of sketchy. [[User:Sokar|Sokar]] ([[User talk:Sokar|talk]]) 16:44, 14 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::DanAP deleted the 'Second Life' article as spam. I think Brenden is right to be concerned&lt;br /&gt;
:::Go Brenden! We always knew you were a bully at heart.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 01:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::A bully? I am giving him the chance to respond, and to redeem himself. My accusations are grounded in fact - his edits were somewhat suspicious, and asking him to explain himself, and his future edits, seems reasonable to me. [[Special:Contributions/172.218.49.11|172.218.49.11]] ([[User talk:172.218.49.11|talk]]) 02:54, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::If that helps you sleep at night buddy, then OK.  I see a jumped up smarmy little prefect telling the naughty kid that he has to do what he says - because he's the prefect and the teacher said he could.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 09:22, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::On the point of writing plans I can't see &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Ed_Poor&amp;amp;curid=117704&amp;amp;diff=1052315&amp;amp;oldid=1050722 this]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; going well for AugustO. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 11:37, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== And Ken Finally admits that the QE! blog ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:VivaYehshua&amp;amp;oldid=1052298 Is his.]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; Maybe it is also time to admit that the question evolution booklet ain't going to happen and that your entire campaign is a failure. You can't even man up to debate the fine Mr Mason yourself. What does that show about your machismo Ken ??? [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 05:13, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:No, not really he hasn't. Everything he wrote on that talk page is in inverted commas. If anyone asks Ken, he'll say that he was just quoting the anonymous man/woman/collective/Thomson's gazelle which writes the QE! blog. He'll still deny that it's his. [[User:Spud|Spud]] ([[User talk:Spud|talk]]) 05:40, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Meh, who cares if he never admits it, we all know it's Ken; Conservapedia all knows it's Ken; ShockofGoat and his crew all know it is Ken; no matter how much &amp;quot;attempted mystery&amp;quot; he tries, the writing style and stream of consciousness is too distinct, and too familiar.&lt;br /&gt;
::Lately he has been getting really obsessed with us, hoping for attention, going so far as to inadvertently showing the site doing well in an ass-backwards attempt to insult us, not to mention his weird personal obsession with Fergus.  The only person I pity in all of this is VivaYehshua, who may be a decent guy for all I know, but has become Ken's &amp;quot;goto&amp;quot; poster-child for debate; no doubt to the fella's chagrin.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 10:48, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Viva is indeed a decent guy. He's a creationist, but not a dogmatic one, and from all my dealings with him he seems just fine. He also says Ken sucks at verbal debates, but is anyone really surprised?--[[User:Fergus Mason|Fergus Mason &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 03:17, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::I want to debate &amp;quot;Conservative&amp;quot; but I not been able to get on the chat site 90% of the time and when I do nobody knows who &amp;quot;Conservative&amp;quot; is or doesn't care. I am trying to get on during the day because I am working nights lately. I have not seen &amp;quot;Viva Yeshua&amp;quot; in 2 months. When is he supposed to be on the chat site to arrange these debates? What gives? Also I listened to one of &amp;quot;Shock of God's&amp;quot; &amp;quot;debates&amp;quot; and they're canned. He's a phony. He's reading a script that sounds very much like a William Lane Craig lecture. Does anyone know where he got this material? [[User:Nate Keaton|Nate Keaton]] ([[User talk:Nate Keaton|talk]]) 19:49, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: The guy's been jumping up and down screaming &amp;quot;LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!&amp;quot; at us for the last couple of days. It's just getting sad at this point. I wish one of his compadres at CP or the shockofgoat chatroom would have an intervention for him, he really seems like he needs it. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:21, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Can we just kind of ignore Kenny? Like, whatever he does we just ignore him? He'll either go off the rails or go away. --[[User:I came, I saw, I shat|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#B30000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Certified'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]  [[User talk:I came, I saw, I shat|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#00A288&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;'''Sick Bastard'''&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 14:25, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Actually, he'll likely do neither. He'll just start gloating about how his superior creationist intellect has defeat the combined hordes of darkness that is RW, or something like that -- [[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 16:59, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::True, but so what? No one believes him, not even on Conservapedia, if the talkpage is any indication; so let him claim victory all alone against his imaginary opponents.  He is too cowardly to debate anyone in reality so why should he be afforded any attention? I am all for ignoring the QE blog posts and his spam references to them on CP, as they are just cries for our loving attention anyway.  Granted this is a purely voluntary request, and I don't know how much people here will agree to it, but why bother feeding his ego?--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 17:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::This. The most effective thing RW could do is ignore Ken. He'll just keep going on and on and get mad at all the CP editors who wish he'd just shut up. He is a massive liability to Conservapedia and ultimately his own worst enemy. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 17:11, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
{{undent}}It is a good idea but... You have to realize Ken is like a bizarre version of Schrödinger's cat. While the cat is both alive and dead until the observation is made, we ''know'' Ken is going to be writing incoherent nonsense regardless if we're watching or not. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 17:34, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken is like some kind of self-correcting system; the less attention he receives the stranger and attention demanding his behavior, thus an equilibrium is maintained.  If we were to boycott discussion of Ken or QE, he'd just do something so bizarre that we'd be forced to bring it up. --[[User:Marlow|Marlow]] ([[User talk:Marlow|talk]]) 18:44, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Maybe Ken would do something  so bizarre he'd get the attention of someone capable of helping him. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 18:52, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Maybe then it be so bizarre he'd actually be interesting again, until then, he isn't worth the effort, even for lutz.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 20:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::That's more likely. However Ken acts online, he's not a danger to himself or others in the real world. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 20:07, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I normally do not get into the whole boycott thing with CP but the sheer fact that Conservative is a complete coward when it comes to debating makes me not want to give him any attention whatsoever (apart from this post :P) I have more respect for the crazy guy spouting nonsense on the street corner than I do for Conservative. If he just said, &amp;quot;You know what guys, I am just not that good at it. Try these more articulate people&amp;quot;, I would have no problem. After all we aren't all good at debating. No, instead he puffs himself up, tries to antagonize, makes stipulations he knows nobody would agree to since he is a nobody on the internet and not say, Ray Comfort, Lee Strobel, Ken Ham etc. and when called on his stuff retreats to his bunny hole. I have zero respect for people that can dish it but cannot take it. He really is a pathetic excuse for a human being, at least on the internet. [[User:Netharian|Netharian]][[User_Talk:Netharian|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cubicles are prisons!&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::: &amp;quot;''I have zero respect for people that can dish it but cannot take it.''&amp;quot;. Shit. I'd be impressed if he ever got good at the &amp;quot;dishing out part&amp;quot;. Every time he tries to open the proverbial can of Whoop-Ass, he just ends up spilling it all over himself. The guy's a joke from start to finish. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 00:24, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Turning the Nigel Farage article into proper good English with paragraph-thingies and all that. [[Special:Contributions/171.33.222.26|171.33.222.26]] ([[User talk:171.33.222.26|talk]]) 17:17, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: What? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 18:16, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: He said &amp;quot;Turning the Nigel Farage article into proper good English with paragraph-thingies and all that.&amp;quot; [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 18:48, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: That part I'm clear on. The part that's fuzzy is what the fuck that means. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:14, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Ey's talking about [[cp:Nigel Farage|this]] article, and saying that it would be a simple task to turn it into good English. &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:gray&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(talk to a)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; [[User:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Nihilist&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 19:25, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::: Oh, I get it. I guess our esteemed bunchanumbers friend is taking the piss out of them rather than earnestly suggesting we fix CP. My bad. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:09, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Hey JohnMuk, PROTIP: when you copypaste from [[wp:Nigel Farage|Wikipedia]], the returns apparently don't come over, so you get a wall o' text.  Just so you know. [[User:Godspeed|Godspeed]] ([[User talk:Godspeed|talk]]) 21:08, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::That happens if you copy'n'paste the rendered text into the edit box; there isn't magic to convert the rendered text into wikimarkup in your clipboard ... [[User:Csmiller|CS Miller]] ([[User talk:Csmiller|talk]]) 08:31, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::True. I'm always seeing bits of text with [1] and [2] in the middle on Last.fm wikipages. [[User:Sophie Wilder|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#008080&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sophie'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Sophie Wilder|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color#FF9933&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;''Wilder''&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 08:41, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Beware the ides of... oops I forgot. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Ken, did you forget the [http://questionevolution.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/great-tasting-news-blog-postsless.html special report] that you were supposed to issue yesterday? I know it's hard to manufacture fresh-sounding lies to report on, but you should at least have given it a go.&lt;br /&gt;
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I look forward to your excuses. Perhaps somebody came down with a bad case of flu, or your sleep schedule didn't permit you to post. Or maybe you'll just memory hole the promise like you did for all your promises about the 50/75/100 page QE booklet. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 08:52, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Are you suggesting one of Ken's predictions has failed to come true. I'm still waiting for operation grassroots, operation afterburner, The Ides of March 2010, 2011, 2012 and 2013 the book for grade schoolers and all the other bollocks he comes out with. It doesn't even get a snigger anymore. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 09:37, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Damn Jeeves. Why you gotta be bringin' up old shit? ---[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 09:47, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Because I suffer from the curse of remembering what happened last week. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 10:15, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
It's been rectified.  His &amp;quot;authoress&amp;quot; (who's not too sure about &amp;quot;it's&amp;quot; vs. &amp;quot;its,&amp;quot; but nobody said she was an editoress) has sent him a communiqué of terrifying import on the Ides of May.  And it ends with kisses and a happy face. I wonder if her name is Dulcinea? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 14:22, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Jesus, that was unimaginative even by his standards. Come on, Ken. You're not even trying. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:28, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I wonder if the &amp;quot;authoress&amp;quot; is real, but is actually one of us just trolling Ken.--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:37, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Doubt it, looking at the evidence she's completely fabricated. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:42, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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This is incredible. He actually went back and revised the old blog post, even though we already knew what it said. Compare and contrast [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Kendoll_does_1984_old.png this old version] with [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Kendoll_does_1984_new.png new version]. Not only did he get rid of the 5PM GMT crap, he also went and changed the dates round on when his fictitious authoress would be done with her work so he could claim his &amp;quot;special report&amp;quot; would be about that. Ken, your lies are ridiculously transparent at this point. Why are you doing this? What the hell are you going to do when you haven't got a book to publish? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:42, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:He'll claim he's very busy and is pursuing some exciting business opportunities.--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:47, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Wow. That's weak. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 15:08, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::He didn't post the comment, but soMe Damned Bear went to the original post and asked him where his big announcement was. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 16:10, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::LOL, &amp;quot;The ''Spring'' of 2013 is going to be an extremely irritating month for atheists and ''evolutionist''.&amp;quot;  Not only does the title enlighten me to the new month of &amp;quot;Spring&amp;quot;, apparently he will only irritate one evolutionist (Fergus, he is man-crushing again).--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 16:56, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Ken, you know that feeling you get whenever you read this page? You know the one. That chill that runs up your spine when you go &amp;quot;Oh crap... did I really say that?&amp;quot;, only to have it confirmed seconds later. Then that hot flush that spreads across you cheeks onto your forehead... then the feverish urgency you experience as your shaking fingers edit/delete/burn all traces of the evidence. Sucks, doesn't it? So why do you put yourself through it so regularly? The solution is obvious: stop being a dishonest shit that makes promises that you are mentally incapable of keeping. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 19:19, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
His latest post includes a note from a &amp;quot;creationist sweetheart,&amp;quot; illustrated with a [http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair pic from Simple English Wikipedia].  This one is too just too easy and I won't strike a low blow.  Maybe we should have a punchline contest.  Sun Tzu must have said, &amp;quot;feed your opponent enough lulz, and he might bust a gut and die.&amp;quot; [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 00:35, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;There are times when sticking in a Picard Double Facepalm still wouldn't illustrate the level of Facepalm Kenthingy is generating.  And that's just among CPs' sysops.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 16:01, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Oh look===&lt;br /&gt;
The minute Patmac calls Ken out &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Patmac&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1052688 mysterious people are making demands on his time again]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; and suddenly he'll no longer be &amp;quot;as active on the main page talk page&amp;quot; and his replies to Patmac will be brief. &lt;br /&gt;
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He can't even come up with original excuses for running back to his bunny hole any more. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Praat!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 22:34, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Some people tasked me to do stuff in 2012 and 2013 and some letter said some stuff so I'm gonna be doing some stuff with them. Hahaohwow.jpg. Real convincing, Ken. This stems from the discussion Patmac asked Conservative '''first''' about liberal christianity crap, and Conservative throws one question at another at him and demands he answers, while not answering him anyway. Waiting for Karajou to start acting like a man... [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 23:03, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== That's rich. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Karajou &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:AlanE&amp;amp;curid=114090&amp;amp;diff=1052485&amp;amp;oldid=1052436 tells someone to act like a man]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. Oh, and to follow the rules. Not only that, he defends Conservative in the same section. What balls of irony he has! ROFL! [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 17:02, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: He's right though. He does treat everyone the same, he's ALWAYS a colossal douchewad. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 17:05, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::True, to a point that he does nothing to others with rights. He doesn't enforce &amp;quot;everything must be true and verifiable&amp;quot; on Andy, and Kenny is making troll comments literally before and after Karajou's comment in RC. Such monumental cowardice on display, it amuses me. [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 17:16, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: He did join in the posse out to lynch Rob when he saw which way the tide of popular opinion was running. He knows which way the wind is blowing, that Popeye, which is to say always from Andy's arse. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 17:26, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::AlanE should realise by now that what earns the respect of the establishment there is how skillful you are at throwing your weight around and being petty.  Markman knew this, and so was supported.  AlanE appears to think that simply being in the right is enough.  Brenden appears to have learnt the lesson, and I have high hopes for his advancement to fully fledged prick (in the nicest possible way, of course).  [[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 21:25, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It just blows my mind that truly good faith guys like AlanE who have been around for 5 years and really helped out get treated badly when children like Brendan run around growing into more and more transparent parodists. Jesus, even fundie weirdos like Daniel1212 who contribute shitloads of consonant content don't get embraced. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 23:56, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::If you're a reasonable open-minded person, then CP has no need for you. CP is revenge porn for losers who feel they've been kicked around by the liberal establishment. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 00:11, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::I'm actually pretty liberal myself. [[User:Brenden|Brenden]] ([[User talk:Brenden|talk]]) 00:32, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Yeah, and good luck with this &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1052635 dickwad]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;.  ken has alresady reverted you and the last person to try to challenge kenny in this way had a lot more power than you and Nobs now edits here instead because kenny perma banned him.  You're on your way out, say goodbye to all your 'friends' over at cp. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 20:08, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
On a side note, I just love how Karajou refers to them as &amp;quot;the Commandments.&amp;quot; I picture him affecting a Charlton Heston [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0049833/trivia &amp;quot;burning bush&amp;quot;] voice as he reads those words aloud to himself. [[User:Junggai|Junggai]] ([[User talk:Junggai|talk]]) 09:20, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:And with total lack of irony kenny boy &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMain_Page&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1052600&amp;amp;oldid=1052599 describes swabby]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; and conservapedia exactly.  [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 17:59, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Ken's longest break yet ==&lt;br /&gt;
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After having spent the last couple of weeks getting the shit kicked out of him on various talk pages, Ken decides to pack it in: &amp;quot;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMain_Page&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1052714&amp;amp;oldid=1052655 Due to various people wanting more of my time, I will not be reading any talk pages of Conservapedia in 2013, 2014 and 2015. In addition, I will not be posting to any talk pages of Conservapedia as well during this period.]&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Taking bets on how long that'll last. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 02:53, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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: Unless Andy finally had enough of him, but decided to let him appear to be going of his own accord. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 04:20, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Yup, that was my immediate reaction. It really was getting a little ridiculous even for that site. Andy's not going to like the drop in page views though, given that the site is going to be a lot more boring without Ken's insanity around. [[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 04:52, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Well, Rafael quickly &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;curid=113357&amp;amp;diff=1052741&amp;amp;oldid=1052733 tweaks]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; kenny's nose.  I can't see the 'no post to talk page' lasting long in the face of this kind of provocation. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 06:18, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::This is weird, the completely anonymous -and the totally unrelated to Ken- author of the wildly successful Question Evolution! Campaign blog has also  [http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/05/the-first-rule-of-grassroots-anti.html decided to stop responding to comments as well.] What are the odds of that? --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 07:00, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Is [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Nehemiah&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1052745 this] a sign of mental disintegration? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 18:07, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:He's really going to great lengths to justify ignoring his critics.  To the same critics he's trying to ignore.  It's sad, but his entire life revolves around the attention he gets from RW.  We are the only thing giving meaning to his wretched existence. --&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 18:33, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::&amp;quot;''I will be recruiting someone else to handle responding to blog comments.''&amp;quot; Well, talk about giving the game away Ken. You finally admit that it's just you after all. {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 18:41, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::That &amp;quot;Crazy drivers in Italy&amp;quot; video on his QE blog is a pretty accurate description of his brain at work... or perhaps the progress of his blog. I mean, does anyone else know what the point of that video could be? [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 19:13, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: He's always parroting weird movie clips he finds on youtube, if he's not just parroting vox day or shockofgoat directly. Bloke can't think for himself. I am curious to see how long this resolution to only post actual news on his blog lasts. I wonder if this is just his way of trying to get out of this obvious charade. I mean, it's not like he'll ever have any news to report. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:35, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It's a way to get out of having to debate anyone since he confirmed that VivaYeshua isn't on &amp;quot;Shock of God's&amp;quot; chatroom anymore so nobody is there to &amp;quot;arrange&amp;quot; for a debate between &amp;quot;Conservative&amp;quot; and whoever obviously finds it impossible to follow his demands. I spoke with Nightmare (or some similar handle) a few days ago. He says he hasn't seen VivaYeshua in months. Remieres says he doesn't care about &amp;quot;Conservative's&amp;quot; debate demand. He's the only other sysop I ever see there on the rare times I can log on. So much for honesty. He just retreats to his intellectual bunny hole after rightly getting pounded for being cowardly and pridefully refusing to humble himself to God and people offering good counsel. What a sad person. [[User:Nate Keaton|Nate Keaton]] ([[User talk:Nate Keaton|talk]]) 20:22, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Ill Nate, ill.  The sad ones are swabbie and andy.  And to a lesser extent I, and others, can be called sad for pointing at him. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 20:35, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;quot;I will not be reading any talk pages of Conservapedia&amp;quot; - it's not like he actually ''read'' anything on talk pages, anyway... ;) --[[User:Sid|Sid]] ([[User talk:Sid|talk]]) 21:39, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Conservatives are Always Right, Whichever Side They Take ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Andy says gambling is for [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1052899&amp;amp;oldid=1052873 liberals], because it's bad.  But it's different when Obama [http://conservapedia.com/Barack_Hussein_Obama/update#Obama_and_Islam says it's not a great life strategy] because that proves he's a Muslim and gambling is good because Muslims think it's bad.  Of course if somebody tries to outlaw it in any context, we get screams of Nanny State! [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 00:10, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Only liberal suckers are gamblers. Good, god fearing conservatives own the casino. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 00:42, 19 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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== Schlafly challenges obamacare ==&lt;br /&gt;
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http://coffeeandmarkets.com/2013/05/09/a-novel-challenge-to-obamacare/&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:DanAP&amp;amp;curid=126155&amp;amp;diff=1052115&amp;amp;oldid=1052110 Haven't seen one of these for a while.]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; And it's not from Eddy Poo, rather from parodist lite Brenden. Having a bit of fun are we ? [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 13:41, 14 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:How is that entry &amp;quot;sketchy&amp;quot;? Oh, wait, it's bringing facts into things. Nevermind... unless he's talking about the edit where paedophilia was linked as a &amp;quot;liberal trait&amp;quot;, which is all kinds of sketchy. [[User:Sokar|Sokar]] ([[User talk:Sokar|talk]]) 16:44, 14 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::DanAP deleted the 'Second Life' article as spam. I think Brenden is right to be concerned&lt;br /&gt;
:::Go Brenden! We always knew you were a bully at heart.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 01:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::A bully? I am giving him the chance to respond, and to redeem himself. My accusations are grounded in fact - his edits were somewhat suspicious, and asking him to explain himself, and his future edits, seems reasonable to me. [[Special:Contributions/172.218.49.11|172.218.49.11]] ([[User talk:172.218.49.11|talk]]) 02:54, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::If that helps you sleep at night buddy, then OK.  I see a jumped up smarmy little prefect telling the naughty kid that he has to do what he says - because he's the prefect and the teacher said he could.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 09:22, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::On the point of writing plans I can't see &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Ed_Poor&amp;amp;curid=117704&amp;amp;diff=1052315&amp;amp;oldid=1050722 this]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; going well for AugustO. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 11:37, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== And Ken Finally admits that the QE! blog ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:VivaYehshua&amp;amp;oldid=1052298 Is his.]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; Maybe it is also time to admit that the question evolution booklet ain't going to happen and that your entire campaign is a failure. You can't even man up to debate the fine Mr Mason yourself. What does that show about your machismo Ken ??? [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 05:13, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:No, not really he hasn't. Everything he wrote on that talk page is in inverted commas. If anyone asks Ken, he'll say that he was just quoting the anonymous man/woman/collective/Thomson's gazelle which writes the QE! blog. He'll still deny that it's his. [[User:Spud|Spud]] ([[User talk:Spud|talk]]) 05:40, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Meh, who cares if he never admits it, we all know it's Ken; Conservapedia all knows it's Ken; ShockofGoat and his crew all know it is Ken; no matter how much &amp;quot;attempted mystery&amp;quot; he tries, the writing style and stream of consciousness is too distinct, and too familiar.&lt;br /&gt;
::Lately he has been getting really obsessed with us, hoping for attention, going so far as to inadvertently showing the site doing well in an ass-backwards attempt to insult us, not to mention his weird personal obsession with Fergus.  The only person I pity in all of this is VivaYehshua, who may be a decent guy for all I know, but has become Ken's &amp;quot;goto&amp;quot; poster-child for debate; no doubt to the fella's chagrin.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 10:48, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Viva is indeed a decent guy. He's a creationist, but not a dogmatic one, and from all my dealings with him he seems just fine. He also says Ken sucks at verbal debates, but is anyone really surprised?--[[User:Fergus Mason|Fergus Mason &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 03:17, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::I want to debate &amp;quot;Conservative&amp;quot; but I not been able to get on the chat site 90% of the time and when I do nobody knows who &amp;quot;Conservative&amp;quot; is or doesn't care. I am trying to get on during the day because I am working nights lately. I have not seen &amp;quot;Viva Yeshua&amp;quot; in 2 months. When is he supposed to be on the chat site to arrange these debates? What gives? Also I listened to one of &amp;quot;Shock of God's&amp;quot; &amp;quot;debates&amp;quot; and they're canned. He's a phony. He's reading a script that sounds very much like a William Lane Craig lecture. Does anyone know where he got this material? [[User:Nate Keaton|Nate Keaton]] ([[User talk:Nate Keaton|talk]]) 19:49, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: The guy's been jumping up and down screaming &amp;quot;LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!&amp;quot; at us for the last couple of days. It's just getting sad at this point. I wish one of his compadres at CP or the shockofgoat chatroom would have an intervention for him, he really seems like he needs it. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:21, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Can we just kind of ignore Kenny? Like, whatever he does we just ignore him? He'll either go off the rails or go away. --[[User:I came, I saw, I shat|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#B30000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Certified'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]  [[User talk:I came, I saw, I shat|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#00A288&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;'''Sick Bastard'''&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 14:25, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Actually, he'll likely do neither. He'll just start gloating about how his superior creationist intellect has defeat the combined hordes of darkness that is RW, or something like that -- [[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 16:59, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::True, but so what? No one believes him, not even on Conservapedia, if the talkpage is any indication; so let him claim victory all alone against his imaginary opponents.  He is too cowardly to debate anyone in reality so why should he be afforded any attention? I am all for ignoring the QE blog posts and his spam references to them on CP, as they are just cries for our loving attention anyway.  Granted this is a purely voluntary request, and I don't know how much people here will agree to it, but why bother feeding his ego?--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 17:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::This. The most effective thing RW could do is ignore Ken. He'll just keep going on and on and get mad at all the CP editors who wish he'd just shut up. He is a massive liability to Conservapedia and ultimately his own worst enemy. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 17:11, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
{{undent}}It is a good idea but... You have to realize Ken is like a bizarre version of Schrödinger's cat. While the cat is both alive and dead until the observation is made, we ''know'' Ken is going to be writing incoherent nonsense regardless if we're watching or not. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 17:34, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken is like some kind of self-correcting system; the less attention he receives the stranger and attention demanding his behavior, thus an equilibrium is maintained.  If we were to boycott discussion of Ken or QE, he'd just do something so bizarre that we'd be forced to bring it up. --[[User:Marlow|Marlow]] ([[User talk:Marlow|talk]]) 18:44, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Maybe Ken would do something  so bizarre he'd get the attention of someone capable of helping him. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 18:52, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Maybe then it be so bizarre he'd actually be interesting again, until then, he isn't worth the effort, even for lutz.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 20:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::That's more likely. However Ken acts online, he's not a danger to himself or others in the real world. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 20:07, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I normally do not get into the whole boycott thing with CP but the sheer fact that Conservative is a complete coward when it comes to debating makes me not want to give him any attention whatsoever (apart from this post :P) I have more respect for the crazy guy spouting nonsense on the street corner than I do for Conservative. If he just said, &amp;quot;You know what guys, I am just not that good at it. Try these more articulate people&amp;quot;, I would have no problem. After all we aren't all good at debating. No, instead he puffs himself up, tries to antagonize, makes stipulations he knows nobody would agree to since he is a nobody on the internet and not say, Ray Comfort, Lee Strobel, Ken Ham etc. and when called on his stuff retreats to his bunny hole. I have zero respect for people that can dish it but cannot take it. He really is a pathetic excuse for a human being, at least on the internet. [[User:Netharian|Netharian]][[User_Talk:Netharian|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cubicles are prisons!&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::: &amp;quot;''I have zero respect for people that can dish it but cannot take it.''&amp;quot;. Shit. I'd be impressed if he ever got good at the &amp;quot;dishing out part&amp;quot;. Every time he tries to open the proverbial can of Whoop-Ass, he just ends up spilling it all over himself. The guy's a joke from start to finish. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 00:24, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Turning the Nigel Farage article into proper good English with paragraph-thingies and all that. [[Special:Contributions/171.33.222.26|171.33.222.26]] ([[User talk:171.33.222.26|talk]]) 17:17, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: What? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 18:16, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: He said &amp;quot;Turning the Nigel Farage article into proper good English with paragraph-thingies and all that.&amp;quot; [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 18:48, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: That part I'm clear on. The part that's fuzzy is what the fuck that means. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:14, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Ey's talking about [[cp:Nigel Farage|this]] article, and saying that it would be a simple task to turn it into good English. &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:gray&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(talk to a)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; [[User:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Nihilist&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 19:25, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::: Oh, I get it. I guess our esteemed bunchanumbers friend is taking the piss out of them rather than earnestly suggesting we fix CP. My bad. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:09, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Hey JohnMuk, PROTIP: when you copypaste from [[wp:Nigel Farage|Wikipedia]], the returns apparently don't come over, so you get a wall o' text.  Just so you know. [[User:Godspeed|Godspeed]] ([[User talk:Godspeed|talk]]) 21:08, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::That happens if you copy'n'paste the rendered text into the edit box; there isn't magic to convert the rendered text into wikimarkup in your clipboard ... [[User:Csmiller|CS Miller]] ([[User talk:Csmiller|talk]]) 08:31, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::True. I'm always seeing bits of text with [1] and [2] in the middle on Last.fm wikipages. [[User:Sophie Wilder|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#008080&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sophie'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Sophie Wilder|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color#FF9933&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;''Wilder''&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 08:41, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Ken, did you forget the [http://questionevolution.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/great-tasting-news-blog-postsless.html special report] that you were supposed to issue yesterday? I know it's hard to manufacture fresh-sounding lies to report on, but you should at least have given it a go.&lt;br /&gt;
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I look forward to your excuses. Perhaps somebody came down with a bad case of flu, or your sleep schedule didn't permit you to post. Or maybe you'll just memory hole the promise like you did for all your promises about the 50/75/100 page QE booklet. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 08:52, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Are you suggesting one of Ken's predictions has failed to come true. I'm still waiting for operation grassroots, operation afterburner, The Ides of March 2010, 2011, 2012 and 2013 the book for grade schoolers and all the other bollocks he comes out with. It doesn't even get a snigger anymore. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 09:37, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Damn Jeeves. Why you gotta be bringin' up old shit? ---[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 09:47, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Because I suffer from the curse of remembering what happened last week. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 10:15, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
It's been rectified.  His &amp;quot;authoress&amp;quot; (who's not too sure about &amp;quot;it's&amp;quot; vs. &amp;quot;its,&amp;quot; but nobody said she was an editoress) has sent him a communiqué of terrifying import on the Ides of May.  And it ends with kisses and a happy face. I wonder if her name is Dulcinea? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 14:22, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Jesus, that was unimaginative even by his standards. Come on, Ken. You're not even trying. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:28, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I wonder if the &amp;quot;authoress&amp;quot; is real, but is actually one of us just trolling Ken.--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:37, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Doubt it, looking at the evidence she's completely fabricated. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:42, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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This is incredible. He actually went back and revised the old blog post, even though we already knew what it said. Compare and contrast [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Kendoll_does_1984_old.png this old version] with [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Kendoll_does_1984_new.png new version]. Not only did he get rid of the 5PM GMT crap, he also went and changed the dates round on when his fictitious authoress would be done with her work so he could claim his &amp;quot;special report&amp;quot; would be about that. Ken, your lies are ridiculously transparent at this point. Why are you doing this? What the hell are you going to do when you haven't got a book to publish? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:42, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:He'll claim he's very busy and is pursuing some exciting business opportunities.--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:47, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Wow. That's weak. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 15:08, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::He didn't post the comment, but soMe Damned Bear went to the original post and asked him where his big announcement was. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 16:10, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::LOL, &amp;quot;The ''Spring'' of 2013 is going to be an extremely irritating month for atheists and ''evolutionist''.&amp;quot;  Not only does the title enlighten me to the new month of &amp;quot;Spring&amp;quot;, apparently he will only irritate one evolutionist (Fergus, he is man-crushing again).--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 16:56, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Ken, you know that feeling you get whenever you read this page? You know the one. That chill that runs up your spine when you go &amp;quot;Oh crap... did I really say that?&amp;quot;, only to have it confirmed seconds later. Then that hot flush that spreads across you cheeks onto your forehead... then the feverish urgency you experience as your shaking fingers edit/delete/burn all traces of the evidence. Sucks, doesn't it? So why do you put yourself through it so regularly? The solution is obvious: stop being a dishonest shit that makes promises that you are mentally incapable of keeping. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 19:19, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
His latest post includes a note from a &amp;quot;creationist sweetheart,&amp;quot; illustrated with a [http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair pic from Simple English Wikipedia].  This one is too just too easy and I won't strike a low blow.  Maybe we should have a punchline contest.  Sun Tzu must have said, &amp;quot;feed your opponent enough lulz, and he might bust a gut and die.&amp;quot; [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 00:35, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;There are times when sticking in a Picard Double Facepalm still wouldn't illustrate the level of Facepalm Kenthingy is generating.  And that's just among CPs' sysops.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 16:01, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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The minute Patmac calls Ken out &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Patmac&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1052688 mysterious people are making demands on his time again]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; and suddenly he'll no longer be &amp;quot;as active on the main page talk page&amp;quot; and his replies to Patmac will be brief. &lt;br /&gt;
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He can't even come up with original excuses for running back to his bunny hole any more. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Praat!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 22:34, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Some people tasked me to do stuff in 2012 and 2013 and some letter said some stuff so I'm gonna be doing some stuff with them. Hahaohwow.jpg. Real convincing, Ken. This stems from the discussion Patmac asked Conservative '''first''' about liberal christianity crap, and Conservative throws one question at another at him and demands he answers, while not answering him anyway. Waiting for Karajou to start acting like a man... [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 23:03, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== That's rich. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Karajou &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:AlanE&amp;amp;curid=114090&amp;amp;diff=1052485&amp;amp;oldid=1052436 tells someone to act like a man]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. Oh, and to follow the rules. Not only that, he defends Conservative in the same section. What balls of irony he has! ROFL! [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 17:02, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: He's right though. He does treat everyone the same, he's ALWAYS a colossal douchewad. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 17:05, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::True, to a point that he does nothing to others with rights. He doesn't enforce &amp;quot;everything must be true and verifiable&amp;quot; on Andy, and Kenny is making troll comments literally before and after Karajou's comment in RC. Such monumental cowardice on display, it amuses me. [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 17:16, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: He did join in the posse out to lynch Rob when he saw which way the tide of popular opinion was running. He knows which way the wind is blowing, that Popeye, which is to say always from Andy's arse. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 17:26, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::AlanE should realise by now that what earns the respect of the establishment there is how skillful you are at throwing your weight around and being petty.  Markman knew this, and so was supported.  AlanE appears to think that simply being in the right is enough.  Brenden appears to have learnt the lesson, and I have high hopes for his advancement to fully fledged prick (in the nicest possible way, of course).  [[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 21:25, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It just blows my mind that truly good faith guys like AlanE who have been around for 5 years and really helped out get treated badly when children like Brendan run around growing into more and more transparent parodists. Jesus, even fundie weirdos like Daniel1212 who contribute shitloads of consonant content don't get embraced. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 23:56, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::If you're a reasonable open-minded person, then CP has no need for you. CP is revenge porn for losers who feel they've been kicked around by the liberal establishment. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 00:11, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::I'm actually pretty liberal myself. [[User:Brenden|Brenden]] ([[User talk:Brenden|talk]]) 00:32, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Yeah, and good luck with this &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1052635 dickwad]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;.  ken has alresady reverted you and the last person to try to challenge kenny in this way had a lot more power than you and Nobs now edits here instead because kenny perma banned him.  You're on your way out, say goodbye to all your 'friends' over at cp. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 20:08, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
On a side note, I just love how Karajou refers to them as &amp;quot;the Commandments.&amp;quot; I picture him affecting a Charlton Heston [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0049833/trivia &amp;quot;burning bush&amp;quot;] voice as he reads those words aloud to himself. [[User:Junggai|Junggai]] ([[User talk:Junggai|talk]]) 09:20, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:And with total lack of irony kenny boy &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMain_Page&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1052600&amp;amp;oldid=1052599 describes swabby]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; and conservapedia exactly.  [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 17:59, 17 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Ken's longest break yet ==&lt;br /&gt;
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After having spent the last couple of weeks getting the shit kicked out of him on various talk pages, Ken decides to pack it in: &amp;quot;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMain_Page&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1052714&amp;amp;oldid=1052655 Due to various people wanting more of my time, I will not be reading any talk pages of Conservapedia in 2013, 2014 and 2015. In addition, I will not be posting to any talk pages of Conservapedia as well during this period.]&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Taking bets on how long that'll last. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 02:53, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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: Unless Andy finally had enough of him, but decided to let him appear to be going of his own accord. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 04:20, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Yup, that was my immediate reaction. It really was getting a little ridiculous even for that site. Andy's not going to like the drop in page views though, given that the site is going to be a lot more boring without Ken's insanity around. [[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 04:52, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Well, Rafael quickly &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;curid=113357&amp;amp;diff=1052741&amp;amp;oldid=1052733 tweaks]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; kenny's nose.  I can't see the 'no post to talk page' lasting long in the face of this kind of provocation. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 06:18, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::This is weird, the completely anonymous -and the totally unrelated to Ken- author of the wildly successful Question Evolution! Campaign blog has also  [http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/05/the-first-rule-of-grassroots-anti.html decided to stop responding to comments as well.] What are the odds of that? --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 07:00, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Is [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Nehemiah&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1052745 this] a sign of mental disintegration? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 18:07, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:He's really going to great lengths to justify ignoring his critics.  To the same critics he's trying to ignore.  It's sad, but his entire life revolves around the attention he gets from RW.  We are the only thing giving meaning to his wretched existence. --&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 18:33, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::&amp;quot;''I will be recruiting someone else to handle responding to blog comments.''&amp;quot; Well, talk about giving the game away Ken. You finally admit that it's just you after all. {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 18:41, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::That &amp;quot;Crazy drivers in Italy&amp;quot; video on his QE blog is a pretty accurate description of his brain at work... or perhaps the progress of his blog. I mean, does anyone else know what the point of that video could be? [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 19:13, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: He's always parroting weird movie clips he finds on youtube, if he's not just parroting vox day or shockofgoat directly. Bloke can't think for himself. I am curious to see how long this resolution to only post actual news on his blog lasts. I wonder if this is just his way of trying to get out of this obvious charade. I mean, it's not like he'll ever have any news to report. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:35, 18 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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== Schlafly challenges obamacare ==&lt;br /&gt;
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http://coffeeandmarkets.com/2013/05/09/a-novel-challenge-to-obamacare/&lt;br /&gt;
Surprising this isn't in their news section. I guess it was less important than Darwinism being ripped to sheds.&lt;br /&gt;
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I am not sure what Ken is trying to achieve here.  He basically says Rationalwiki is struggling because we are just too atheist and nerdy, and &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/05/atheist-wiki-hit-socially-challenged.html then posts a graph where our site's traffic is shown to be on a long term upward swing over the last two years]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. Worse, looking at Ken's second favorite site, we have the following:&lt;br /&gt;
* Rationalwiki - Alexa Traffic Rank: 36,464 United States Traffic Rank in US: 12,452 &lt;br /&gt;
* Creation.com (CMI) Alexa Traffic Rank: 68,730 United States Traffic Rank in US: 22,752 &lt;br /&gt;
* Conservapedia - Alexa Traffic Rank: 69,714 Traffic Rank in US: 19,144 &lt;br /&gt;
* Ken's QE Blog - Alexa Traffic Rank: 3,418,874 United States Traffic Rank in US: 494,937&lt;br /&gt;
Yeeeeah, and we suck. {{unsig|BMcP}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Didn't Ken think high ranks were better than low ranks?  Or did I dream that? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 15:45, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: No, you didn't dream it. But he did memory hole that shit at speed when we laughed at him. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 15:48, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Amazing but true: the top hit for 'colonic' on Google USA is indeed our very own rationalwiki. Ken has made an accurate statement!!! &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 16:32, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: We're only the second hit for me, but I'm in the Boston area and the top hit is for an alternative healthcare office around here. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 16:34, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Does this mean we need to do an improvement drive on the [[colonic]] article? [[User:Tmtoulouse|Tmtoulouse]] ([[User talk:Tmtoulouse|talk]]) 16:54, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:What we need to do is show him we really are bigger ass-men and take over Google rankings for [http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexuality_and_Anal_Cancer Homosexuality and Anal Cancer], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome Gay Bowl Syndrome], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Fecal_incontinence Fecal Incontinence], and [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome#Proctitis_and_HIV_Infection_Further_Elaborated Proctitis]. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 18:35, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:We could always add a specific section on the dangers of electrolyte imbalance and one on coffee enemas.  Also, what's up with the section?--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 17:46, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Phiwum: Ken's statement, while true, is actually a bit weird. When I used google.co.uk, the top hits for 'colonic' were all for colonic irrigation services in towns around where I live (I had no idea that so many English colons needed irrigating). The weird thing is that searching on google.com also found a whole lot of colonic irrigators somewhere in the USA (I can't remember where exactly). To replicate Ken-boy's top hit, I first had to google for 'Google USA', then go to a mirror site for Google USA that doesn't seem to be specific to any particular locality in the USA, and search for 'colonic' there. Kenny must have been sitting in front of his computer for hours and hours and hours trying to find some - any! - vaguely indecent word which came top in some - any! - kind of Google search. I almost feel sorry for the little git. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 20:19, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alexa has a list of top google hits for the site. --[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 20:47, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I see - so not so weird after all, maybe. But I guess Ken is a bit obsessed with Alexa rankings and the like. I went to Alexa for the very first time just now - there was an advert for dating &amp;quot;pretty Ukrainian ladies&amp;quot;. Is that where Ken gets his fantasies about sweet creationist women? &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 21:02, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::As we all know Google records stuff about you and then presents the links it thinks will interest you most. If you spend a lot of time on RW it will put relevant RW links at or near the top of your search. So saying that &amp;quot;X&amp;quot; is high on a Google search list for you is meaningless.&lt;br /&gt;
:::Try it on [https://duckduckgo.com/ duck and go] instead. --[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Or just open up an incognito/private browsing window and make sure you're signed out of your Google account (if you have one), and Google's results won't be tailored on any sort of search history. At most, it could be tailoring results for geographic area, which is vague at best. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:23, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::This is a common misconception and you see it all over the place with people claiming that their site is still the number one for X.  But it's wrong. Google [http://googleblog.blogspot.com.es/2009/12/personalized-search-for-everyone.html keeps filtering you] even when you are signed out.--[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 09:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC) &lt;br /&gt;
::::::Or you could just ignore the ads and move on with your life. Fuck, most of my ads are directed at Limbaughists and Vulgar Libertarians.--[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 16:44, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::[https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/adblock/gighmmpiobklfepjocnamgkkbiglidom?hl=en There are ads on the internet now?] [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 16:17, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Google's personalisation of ''search results'' is not the same thing as the ads they try to get you to read. Do any search with google and then do exactly the same search at duckduckgo.com or startpage.com Google doesn't only profile with cookies, it also uses your browser's uniqueness.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Kendoll: I'm Batman and Superman ===&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1051636 No, really]. Well I suppose, like those two, his heroic exploits are completely fictional. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:44, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: He strikes me more as [http://youtube.com/watch?v=4A0Kk9DdbWI 'Mazing Man]. Well, except ol 'Maze is humble and lovable. Ken is neither. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 21:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Ken Doll has only ever been, and shall only ever be one character from the DC Universe. [http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7mn1u1v1p1qz742do1_1280.jpg Professor Pyg]. [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  21:50, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I don't think Sun Tzu said &amp;quot;Be ineffectual, even to the point of irrelevance&amp;quot; so Ken's ad-libbing a bit in practice. --[[User:Kels|Kels]] ([[User talk:Kels|talk]]) 22:12, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Yeah... I don't know what superhero Ken would be. I can't think of one that goes around punching himself in the face and thinks he's winning. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 22:59, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It's deleted now. Did he really say he's superman and batman or something similar to that? You can't be both. They're very different people. And if he's talking about physically, just say superman. [[User:X Stickman|X Stickman]] ([[User talk:X Stickman|talk]]) 23:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Kenny as a superhero?  Gotta be Mothman in Maine.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:22, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::@Stickman, what he said was drivel about nobody knew the true extant of his powers, because he keeps them seekrit like Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent. Or something equally as stupid. Anyway, I guess he's coming down off of high now, because he's going around cleaning up some edits, deleting others and oversighting the rest.  --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:56, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::The true extent of his power of being inconsequential? --[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 01:48, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::::::::::For what it's worth, my comment as JimmyDykes to Ken before it was oversighted was, &amp;quot;And look who's talking about socially challenged, oversized egos.  Did you mistake your own reflection for their website?&amp;quot;  [[Special:Contributions/24.186.48.29|24.186.48.29]] ([[User talk:24.186.48.29|talk]]) 03:52, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh Ken. You were so close - the thing is, Superman and Batman wear their undies outside their tights, while you wear yours on your head. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Tala!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 13:57, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: He seems to be claiming he might be more than one person.  Surely only one person can have his writing 'style'. [[User:Bevo74|Bevo74]] ([[User talk:Bevo74|talk]]) 19:23, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken, Ken, Ken you really think you're fooling anyone with your &amp;quot;I'm Superman, no wait I'm Batman&amp;quot; shtick? Here at the League of Atheist Super-Geniuses&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;We accept anyone who can add 2+2 and get a number. It's the perfect anti-CP safeguard!&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; we all know your super identity is Captain Oblivious. You don't have hide it. Just like don't have to hide being um, &amp;quot;roommates&amp;quot; with Barely-Repressed Man or all your computer passwords being &amp;quot;Password&amp;quot;. Speaking of which you should really change those. I mean thanks for the free money but someone malicious could do some real damage you know? Instead of just getting half ownership of a MacDonalds kids meal and telling the bank they can finally throw out those magic beans. [[Special:Contributions/99.248.242.120|99.248.242.120]] ([[User talk:99.248.242.120|talk]]) 00:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Im new here, or to use A.M. Radio lingo, long time reader first time typer. Anyhow i love checking out the question evolution blog that always gets linked to conservapedia, but today to my surprise rationalwikis existence was acknowledged, and apparently, this is a nerd website that puts people off with their obsession with colonics? I find it funny that these so called christians can break so many commandments in the name of their god, its almost enough to make me wish i was wrong  and their god was real, just so i could see the look on their face when he casts them into hell....for their sinfull pride {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Welcome to RW! I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to merge your topic with this conversation here on CP:Talk, since this is sort of the home for all CP-related loonery if it doesn't have anywhere else to go, and QE! is a Kenterprise. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I think you'll quickly find that the QE blog is probably *the* most tedious blogs you'll ever have the misfortune to come across. Ken's writing is tortuous, unimaginative, and extremely repetitive, and the layout of his posts is a complete mess. I guess it can be fun to watch for a while in a train-wreck sort of way, but in the end it all just gets to be a little sad and depressing.[[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 05:06, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, thanks im sorry you had to waste your time moving my silly tripe to the conservapedia page, I recently came across this wiki right after i came across the sillyness that is conservapedia, and beyond the making fun of sill YEC, i apreciate all the anti-wooness of this website and hope to be able to get drunk and add to it in as constructive a manner as possible. Also thanks for the warm welcome, i went to CP as a christian, went on about how silly evolution was, but the second i told them they were going to hell for their pridefull essays making fun of athiests and then old men for needing help climbing a dinosaur they blocked me, cunts...anyhow im pretty shit faced so i wont make much an ass of myself right away, all ill say is thank you all for the welcome, and i apologize for the mispellings, but my spell check isnt working properly with this site, but when i make real entries in proper articles ill make sure all spelling and grammer is correct..,and before i go ill say, ive gotten more than a few laughs from this wiki, and and...not to be to corny ive been inspired by this wiki because the asflys of this world would mean shit, if they haddnt happened to take over the republican party,via the tea baggers, and you folks are one of the few places ive seen my true political and idealogical ideals in &amp;quot;print&amp;quot; i just hope im able to add even the slightest bit to what you a,ready have here.......again im drunk real drunk..and stonded, so i hope i havnt seemed too silly good nigh bitches! {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
::For the record, if the current state of your user page, with holocaust denialism and antisemitism, reflects your true political and ideological ideals, you belong on Metapedia, not here, and you'll probably be swiftly shown the door, because we do not put up with that shit. However, we'll see how you do when you're sober. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 05:38, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::so your some kinda bad ass RW sheriff now, OP? &amp;quot;Swiftly shown the door&amp;quot;? Why not wait until the guy actually does something before whipping your e-dick out. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]|&lt;br /&gt;
::::Are we sure that guy wasn't Ken Doll? I understood almost none of what he had to say. Just like Ken. [[User:Hiphopopotamus|Hiphopopotamus]] ([[User talk:Hiphopopotamus|talk]]) 06:13, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::He has done something, Ace. Look at his [[User:SmittyGreen|user page]]. I hope he's just taking the piss (although I find it really bad taste, even if he is). And Ken's never gone off on an anti-Semitic rant, not yet anyway. I think it's more likely to be Mel Gibson. [[User:Spud|Spud]] ([[User talk:Spud|talk]]) 06:17, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::'''His user page offends me! BAN HIM!'''. We don't just &amp;quot;show people the door&amp;quot;. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Do you see me banning anyone (other than sysop joke bans)? Do you see me dragging anyone to the Coop? I'm hoping he's nicer when he's sober. I'm just predicting how this is going to go if he isn't. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:11, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::I'm warning you now, I'll show you the door if you aren't careful, OP. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:15, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Ok last try, if you find a long string of words else where, it was ment to be here, ill explain when im sober, but as drunk as i am...i have yet to write anything on my talk page...i just checked it and it was full of shit, now thanks to who ever took the time to write how they thought i might have felt but you missed...alot, anyhow,ima now watch TNG,on bbc and sleep, ill straiten this all out in tge morning, but i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the  next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
:Next time I have a run in with the Thin Blue Line I'll say, &amp;quot;i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow &amp;quot; [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:10, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Do you like hip hop and movies starring black folks like Brxbrx? He's totally not a racist. Ask his black friend. We don't ban users, but some it's appropriate to harass and beg to leave. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 13:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I can guarantee  one and all that i am not a racist, im quite sorry that i didnt present a better  first impression, but i fixed my user page, and i shall ass more info about myself in the coming days, and i hope to start writing, editing and hopefuly get to know everyone a bit, Ive admired this wiki for a few months and  and I'm excited to become a part of it.[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 17:40, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken hacked your user page?  Don't ass any more on my account.  [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 21:43, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah he did, but what do you mean about ass on your account? And i did troll a bit on CP but i came here to actually contribute, [[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 23:02, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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What fun, i had some fun with ken on conservapedia, after showing his writting to a few of my close friends, who happen to be a nun a priest, who agreed that much if what he wrote was extreamly rude, and downright sinfull, they agreed a man of his type will most likley find themselves suprised when god casts them out of heaven...anyhow, after that and hacking my account, he even included me in the newist QE blog, fun[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 23:18, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alright... lemme see if I got all this straight. You joined RW; and while you were drunk, Ken hacked your account and left a drunken incoherent racist rant. Which you've since deleted. Now you've taken to this talk page with a marginally more coherent defense. Do I have it right so far? Because if I do, you'll have to forgive me if I remain skeptical. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:45, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Ok so, i joined rational wiki a few weeks ago, sober and didnt have much to say, so i didnt post anything, i got buzzed and started fucking with conservapedia, and the QE blog, i really just wanted to point out all of thier unchristian behavior , and they quickly blocked me and i thought that was the end of it, soo i got drunk and had a few friends over to watched star trek, and when i checked back to see if anyone said anything, i found that my user page was filled with anti semetic crap, look at the latest QE blog, im the lame atheist that Threatened him with hell fire... I only did so after checking with my religious family members ( one who's a nun, one who's a priest) to see if i was right in my thinking that the QE blogs slandering of RW, and the articles making fun of atheists and gays for being fat, stupid and unable to find women...plus the article making fun of poor old PZ for needing help climbing the Triceratops, were in fact sinfull, and they agreed that they were not only pridefull, but even the verses they use to condem gays, say slanderers, will not make it to heaven, so i told them that, and they got mad. Its cool if you're skeptical, but i know what happened, and ill do whatever i can to prove it, i'd really like to become part of this website, it shares much of my own world view..plus its funny, soo just let me know what i can do to prove it to you, and try giving me a chance....[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 04:02, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:So you're still claiming that someone decided to hack some random yahoo with L337 haxorz skills because...conservatives? And this happened after a priest and a nun blessed your trolling the QE blog with hellfire? Right. Yeah, I think you're going to need to come up with a better story my friend. [[User:Captain Swing|Heavy Metal Jesus]] ([[User talk:Captain Swing|\m/ \m/]]) 06:21, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I think people would accept you far more if you just admitted you were stupid in posting that anti-Semitic crap, realized it was wrong, and did the right thing by erasing it and apologizing rather that this ridiculous story.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 14:32, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't admit to things i didn't do, id rather pack my bags,yes it may not have been ken, but there were reference in the post to things i said to him on CP and the QE blog, I'm not new at being offensive, and anything i do to offend people i tend to proudly own up to, this i didn't do, if no one believes me its fine,  i know what i did and did not do, and my friends didn't use my iPad or my computer,soo how ever it happened in the end, Idk, I'm no expert, all i know is like I've repeated i didn't write any of that, so we can either believe me or simply move on and after getting to know me, maybe you'll understand that such writing is simply not my style, or if I'm not accepted, i can return to lurking and simply enjoying the website, i only joined because I've enjoyed the site, and thought the least i can do i help add to it, expand it, and better it[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 19:39, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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But since it did somehow make it onto my page i would like to apologize to anyone it offended. Im hoping to close the whole thing and move onto working on edits, page creation, and debate, i hope i can prove myself capable through time[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 19:44, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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You crazy atheist, Smitty.  Welcome aboard.  We look forward to reading your pieces on the best way to obey Obama, how to kill babies without getting viscera on your kaftan and the best way to get stoned.   [[User:London Grump|London Grump]] ([[User talk:London Grump|talk]]) 21:09, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks man, I have a busy few days comin up, I'm my mothers care taker and she has a few important apointments coming up, but i promise once i really get a chance to edit and post more,  they will be of quality and non anti-semetic....[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 01:05, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Same for me. The week that never was really was a hoot. It would be too much to hope for such fun again. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 09:11, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Downforeveryoneorjustme is reporting cp as down for everyone.  Oh the joys if they do manage to lose an entire week again.  Which one of them do you think installed the mediawiki update this time?  And could this be the time when AugustO steps in to save the day again and regains some of his rights? [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 09:42, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Will this mean that all the unpersons Ken has made this week will now be un unpersons again ? Ken will be spitting chips btw. Isn't 15th at 5pm GMT meant to &amp;lt;s&amp;gt; another phone hookup with some random&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; the end of internet evolution ? DickV&lt;br /&gt;
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::::Dude. CP being down makes me really sad for Ken for some reason. At least in years past he was slightly more capable of interacting with people. Now he's a broken record, literally repeating the same sneering shit over and over to anyone who will talk to him. He was just challenging someone to find his other blogs - I've got numerous Google alerts set up - there are no other blogs. He views himself as a literal warrior struck in the image of Sun Tzu, but doesn't it strike you as incredibly sad that he can't even bear using his own name on the internet? He basically has no independent existence without his &amp;quot;anonymous&amp;quot; appearances. Several of us have seen his weird correspondence with someone's actual creationist family members inquiring in good faith about QE thinking he had something to do with CMI. They weren't willing to send him a note from their pastor or whatever weird intrusive shit he asked for. I just cannot fathom what kind of sad life this man must lead when his greatest triumphs are trolling people who would just as soon forget about him with tales of non-existent victories in a non-existent battle. There is no grand QE movement. There are no volunteers - at most a few people have been willing to humor him, or are working on their own while Ken implies that he's involved by reposting their pictures. Ken is not responsible for any upticks or downticks in internet traffic on any site but his blog, for which he shouldn't be proud. Ugh, Ken. Move on. More importantly, ugh Andy: you're a disgusting person for enabling this guy's self-destruction on your blog. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 10:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::And what of us, who poke, prod, torment and pull each of his strings at every opportunity?[[User:Tielec01|Tielec01]] ([[User talk:Tielec01|talk]]) 11:44, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::I've tried to stop doing it. It's hard and I'm not doing great. I can't blame you, but it's not right. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 12:29, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Got to agree. To have Conservapedia listed as a great accomplishment when it's been called the place ''where knowledge goes to die on the internet'' is just beyond depressing. Maybe that's why Andy lets him stay? I just wish other users there would stop beating around the damn bush about his trolling and rule violations (I think that Petmac guy asked something about spamming links is OK for Conservative but being the ONLY one). DonnyC gets blocked for 3 months on wrongful grounds and only August brings it up, and as nice a guy he is he's a pushover, but users with block rights seem to roll over when he reverts them for removing personal remarks. Guess I'm tired of the same old shit. [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 12:45, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::: Everyone is. I'm holding on to the slim hope that when Andy wakes up and notices his pet wiki has gone titsup he throws up his hands and finally says bollocks to it. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 12:53, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I believe Ken does have one other blog, Conservative Triumph, or something like that, but he very rarely posts to it; other than that all he has is his QE blog, although doesn't he have a British and Australian URL that points right back to his QE blog?  And that he counts those as separate blogs even though it is the same one?--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 13:14, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::: I was told be Kara and Andy a number of times to lay off Ken as they said he is a bit &amp;quot;unstable&amp;quot;. They are not completely oblivious but certainly like to turn a blind eye and don't want him to start chucking piles of fecal material at everyone. From what I gathered Kara personally detests Ken and would love to eradicated him. DickV&lt;br /&gt;
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:How is that entry &amp;quot;sketchy&amp;quot;? Oh, wait, it's bringing facts into things. Nevermind... unless he's talking about the edit where paedophilia was linked as a &amp;quot;liberal trait&amp;quot;, which is all kinds of sketchy. [[User:Sokar|Sokar]] ([[User talk:Sokar|talk]]) 16:44, 14 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::Go Brenden! We always knew you were a bully at heart.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 01:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::A bully? I am giving him the chance to respond, and to redeem himself. My accusations are grounded in fact - his edits were somewhat suspicious, and asking him to explain himself, and his future edits, seems reasonable to me. [[Special:Contributions/172.218.49.11|172.218.49.11]] ([[User talk:172.218.49.11|talk]]) 02:54, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::If that helps you sleep at night buddy, then OK.  I see a jumped up smarmy little prefect telling the naughty kid that he has to do what he says - because he's the prefect and the teacher said he could.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 09:22, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::On the point of writing plans I can't see &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Ed_Poor&amp;amp;curid=117704&amp;amp;diff=1052315&amp;amp;oldid=1050722 this]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; going well for AugustO. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 11:37, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== And Ken Finally admits that the QE! blog ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:VivaYehshua&amp;amp;oldid=1052298 Is his.]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; Maybe it is also time to admit that the question evolution booklet ain't going to happen and that your entire campaign is a failure. You can't even man up to debate the fine Mr Mason yourself. What does that show about your machismo Ken ??? [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 05:13, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:No, not really he hasn't. Everything he wrote on that talk page is in inverted commas. If anyone asks Ken, he'll say that he was just quoting the anonymous man/woman/collective/Thomson's gazelle which writes the QE! blog. He'll still deny that it's his. [[User:Spud|Spud]] ([[User talk:Spud|talk]]) 05:40, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Meh, who cares if he never admits it, we all know it's Ken; Conservapedia all knows it's Ken; ShockofGoat and his crew all know it is Ken; no matter how much &amp;quot;attempted mystery&amp;quot; he tries, the writing style and stream of consciousness is too distinct, and too familiar.&lt;br /&gt;
::Lately he has been getting really obsessed with us, hoping for attention, going so far as to inadvertently showing the site doing well in an ass-backwards attempt to insult us, not to mention his weird personal obsession with Fergus.  The only person I pity in all of this is VivaYehshua, who may be a decent guy for all I know, but has become Ken's &amp;quot;goto&amp;quot; poster-child for debate; no doubt to the fella's chagrin.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 10:48, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: The guy's been jumping up and down screaming &amp;quot;LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!&amp;quot; at us for the last couple of days. It's just getting sad at this point. I wish one of his compadres at CP or the shockofgoat chatroom would have an intervention for him, he really seems like he needs it. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:21, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Can we just kind of ignore Kenny? Like, whatever he does we just ignore him? He'll either go off the rails or go away. --[[User:I came, I saw, I shat|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#B30000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Certified'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]  [[User talk:I came, I saw, I shat|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#00A288&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;'''Sick Bastard'''&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 14:25, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Actually, he'll likely do neither. He'll just start gloating about how his superior creationist intellect has defeat the combined hordes of darkness that is RW, or something like that -- [[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 16:59, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::True, but so what? No one believes him, not even on Conservapedia, if the talkpage is any indication; so let him claim victory all alone against his imaginary opponents.  He is too cowardly to debate anyone in reality so why should he be afforded any attention? I am all for ignoring the QE blog posts and his spam references to them on CP, as they are just cries for our loving attention anyway.  Granted this is a purely voluntary request, and I don't know how much people here will agree to it, but why bother feeding his ego?--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 17:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::This. The most effective thing RW could do is ignore Ken. He'll just keep going on and on and get mad at all the CP editors who wish he'd just shut up. He is a massive liability to Conservapedia and ultimately his own worst enemy. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 17:11, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
{{undent}}It is a good idea but... You have to realize Ken is like a bizarre version of Schrödinger's cat. While the cat is both alive and dead until the observation is made, we ''know'' Ken is going to be writing incoherent nonsense regardless if we're watching or not. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 17:34, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken is like some kind of self-correcting system; the less attention he receives the stranger and attention demanding his behavior, thus an equilibrium is maintained.  If we were to boycott discussion of Ken or QE, he'd just do something so bizarre that we'd be forced to bring it up. --[[User:Marlow|Marlow]] ([[User talk:Marlow|talk]]) 18:44, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Maybe Ken would do something  so bizarre he'd get the attention of someone capable of helping him. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 18:52, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Maybe then it be so bizarre he'd actually be interesting again, until then, he isn't worth the effort, even for lutz.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 20:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::That's more likely. However Ken acts online, he's not a danger to himself or others in the real world. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 20:07, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I normally do not get into the whole boycott thing with CP but the sheer fact that Conservative is a complete coward when it comes to debating makes me not want to give him any attention whatsoever (apart from this post :P) I have more respect for the crazy guy spouting nonsense on the street corner than I do for Conservative. If he just said, &amp;quot;You know what guys, I am just not that good at it. Try these more articulate people&amp;quot;, I would have no problem. After all we aren't all good at debating. No, instead he puffs himself up, tries to antagonize, makes stipulations he knows nobody would agree to since he is a nobody on the internet and not say, Ray Comfort, Lee Strobel, Ken Ham etc. and when called on his stuff retreats to his bunny hole. I have zero respect for people that can dish it but cannot take it. He really is a pathetic excuse for a human being, at least on the internet. [[User:Netharian|Netharian]][[User_Talk:Netharian|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cubicles are prisons!&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::: &amp;quot;''I have zero respect for people that can dish it but cannot take it.''&amp;quot;. Shit. I'd be impressed if he ever got good at the &amp;quot;dishing out part&amp;quot;. Every time he tries to open the proverbial can of Whoop-Ass, he just ends up spilling it all over himself. The guy's a joke from start to finish. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 00:24, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Turning the Nigel Farage article into proper good English with paragraph-thingies and all that. [[Special:Contributions/171.33.222.26|171.33.222.26]] ([[User talk:171.33.222.26|talk]]) 17:17, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: What? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 18:16, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: He said &amp;quot;Turning the Nigel Farage article into proper good English with paragraph-thingies and all that.&amp;quot; [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 18:48, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: That part I'm clear on. The part that's fuzzy is what the fuck that means. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:14, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Ey's talking about [[cp:Nigel Farage|this]] article, and saying that it would be a simple task to turn it into good English. &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:gray&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(talk to a)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; [[User:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Nihilist&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 19:25, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::: Oh, I get it. I guess our esteemed bunchanumbers friend is taking the piss out of them rather than earnestly suggesting we fix CP. My bad. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:09, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Hey JohnMuk, PROTIP: when you copypaste from [[wp:Nigel Farage|Wikipedia]], the returns apparently don't come over, so you get a wall o' text.  Just so you know. [[User:Godspeed|Godspeed]] ([[User talk:Godspeed|talk]]) 21:08, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::That happens if you copy'n'paste the rendered text into the edit box; there isn't magic to convert the rendered text into wikimarkup in your clipboard ... [[User:Csmiller|CS Miller]] ([[User talk:Csmiller|talk]]) 08:31, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::True. I'm always seeing bits of text with [1] and [2] in the middle on Last.fm wikipages. [[User:Sophie Wilder|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#008080&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sophie'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Sophie Wilder|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color#FF9933&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;''Wilder''&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 08:41, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Beware the ides of... oops I forgot. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Ken, did you forget the [http://questionevolution.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/great-tasting-news-blog-postsless.html special report] that you were supposed to issue yesterday? I know it's hard to manufacture fresh-sounding lies to report on, but you should at least have given it a go.&lt;br /&gt;
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I look forward to your excuses. Perhaps somebody came down with a bad case of flu, or your sleep schedule didn't permit you to post. Or maybe you'll just memory hole the promise like you did for all your promises about the 50/75/100 page QE booklet. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 08:52, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Are you suggesting one of Ken's predictions has failed to come true. I'm still waiting for operation grassroots, operation afterburner, The Ides of March 2010, 2011, 2012 and 2013 the book for grade schoolers and all the other bollocks he comes out with. It doesn't even get a snigger anymore. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 09:37, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Damn Jeeves. Why you gotta be bringin' up old shit? ---[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 09:47, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Because I suffer from the curse of remembering what happened last week. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 10:15, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
It's been rectified.  His &amp;quot;authoress&amp;quot; (who's not too sure about &amp;quot;it's&amp;quot; vs. &amp;quot;its,&amp;quot; but nobody said she was an editoress) has sent him a communiqué of terrifying import on the Ides of May.  And it ends with kisses and a happy face. I wonder if her name is Dulcinea? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 14:22, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Jesus, that was unimaginative even by his standards. Come on, Ken. You're not even trying. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:28, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I wonder if the &amp;quot;authoress&amp;quot; is real, but is actually one of us just trolling Ken.--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:37, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Doubt it, looking at the evidence she's completely fabricated. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:42, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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This is incredible. He actually went back and revised the old blog post, even though we already knew what it said. Compare and contrast [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Kendoll_does_1984_old.png this old version] with [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Kendoll_does_1984_new.png new version]. Not only did he get rid of the 5PM GMT crap, he also went and changed the dates round on when his fictitious authoress would be done with her work so he could claim his &amp;quot;special report&amp;quot; would be about that. Ken, your lies are ridiculously transparent at this point. Why are you doing this? What the hell are you going to do when you haven't got a book to publish? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:42, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:He'll claim he's very busy and is pursuing some exciting business opportunities.--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:47, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Wow. That's weak. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 15:08, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::He didn't post the comment, but soMe Damned Bear went to the original post and asked him where his big announcement was. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 16:10, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::LOL, &amp;quot;The ''Spring'' of 2013 is going to be an extremely irritating month for atheists and ''evolutionist''.&amp;quot;  Not only does the title enlighten me to the new month of &amp;quot;Spring&amp;quot;, apparently he will only irritate one evolutionist (Fergus, he is man-crushing again).--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 16:56, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== That's rich. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Karajou [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:AlanE&amp;amp;curid=114090&amp;amp;diff=1052485&amp;amp;oldid=1052436 tells someone to act like a man]. Oh, and to follow the rules. Not only that, he defends Conservative in the same section. What balls of irony he has! ROFL! [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 17:02, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: He's right though. He does treat everyone the same, he's ALWAYS a colossal douchewad. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 17:05, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::True, to a point that he does nothing to others with rights. He doesn't enforce &amp;quot;everything must be true and verifiable&amp;quot; on Andy, and Kenny is making troll comments literally before and after Karajou's comment in RC. Such monumental cowardice on display, it amuses me. [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 17:16, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: He did join in the posse out to lynch Rob when he saw which way the tide of popular opinion was running. He knows which way the wind is blowing, that Popeye, which is to say always from Andy's arse. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 17:26, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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http://coffeeandmarkets.com/2013/05/09/a-novel-challenge-to-obamacare/&lt;br /&gt;
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== Ken attempts to back this site by showing a graph of this site growing ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I am not sure what Ken is trying to achieve here.  He basically says Rationalwiki is struggling because we are just too atheist and nerdy, and &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/05/atheist-wiki-hit-socially-challenged.html then posts a graph where our site's traffic is shown to be on a long term upward swing over the last two years]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. Worse, looking at Ken's second favorite site, we have the following:&lt;br /&gt;
* Rationalwiki - Alexa Traffic Rank: 36,464 United States Traffic Rank in US: 12,452 &lt;br /&gt;
* Creation.com (CMI) Alexa Traffic Rank: 68,730 United States Traffic Rank in US: 22,752 &lt;br /&gt;
* Conservapedia - Alexa Traffic Rank: 69,714 Traffic Rank in US: 19,144 &lt;br /&gt;
* Ken's QE Blog - Alexa Traffic Rank: 3,418,874 United States Traffic Rank in US: 494,937&lt;br /&gt;
Yeeeeah, and we suck. {{unsig|BMcP}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Didn't Ken think high ranks were better than low ranks?  Or did I dream that? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 15:45, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: No, you didn't dream it. But he did memory hole that shit at speed when we laughed at him. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 15:48, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Amazing but true: the top hit for 'colonic' on Google USA is indeed our very own rationalwiki. Ken has made an accurate statement!!! &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 16:32, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: We're only the second hit for me, but I'm in the Boston area and the top hit is for an alternative healthcare office around here. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 16:34, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Does this mean we need to do an improvement drive on the [[colonic]] article? [[User:Tmtoulouse|Tmtoulouse]] ([[User talk:Tmtoulouse|talk]]) 16:54, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:What we need to do is show him we really are bigger ass-men and take over Google rankings for [http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexuality_and_Anal_Cancer Homosexuality and Anal Cancer], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome Gay Bowl Syndrome], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Fecal_incontinence Fecal Incontinence], and [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome#Proctitis_and_HIV_Infection_Further_Elaborated Proctitis]. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 18:35, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:We could always add a specific section on the dangers of electrolyte imbalance and one on coffee enemas.  Also, what's up with the section?--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 17:46, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Phiwum: Ken's statement, while true, is actually a bit weird. When I used google.co.uk, the top hits for 'colonic' were all for colonic irrigation services in towns around where I live (I had no idea that so many English colons needed irrigating). The weird thing is that searching on google.com also found a whole lot of colonic irrigators somewhere in the USA (I can't remember where exactly). To replicate Ken-boy's top hit, I first had to google for 'Google USA', then go to a mirror site for Google USA that doesn't seem to be specific to any particular locality in the USA, and search for 'colonic' there. Kenny must have been sitting in front of his computer for hours and hours and hours trying to find some - any! - vaguely indecent word which came top in some - any! - kind of Google search. I almost feel sorry for the little git. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 20:19, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alexa has a list of top google hits for the site. --[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 20:47, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I see - so not so weird after all, maybe. But I guess Ken is a bit obsessed with Alexa rankings and the like. I went to Alexa for the very first time just now - there was an advert for dating &amp;quot;pretty Ukrainian ladies&amp;quot;. Is that where Ken gets his fantasies about sweet creationist women? &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 21:02, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::As we all know Google records stuff about you and then presents the links it thinks will interest you most. If you spend a lot of time on RW it will put relevant RW links at or near the top of your search. So saying that &amp;quot;X&amp;quot; is high on a Google search list for you is meaningless.&lt;br /&gt;
:::Try it on [https://duckduckgo.com/ duck and go] instead. --[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Or just open up an incognito/private browsing window and make sure you're signed out of your Google account (if you have one), and Google's results won't be tailored on any sort of search history. At most, it could be tailoring results for geographic area, which is vague at best. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:23, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::This is a common misconception and you see it all over the place with people claiming that their site is still the number one for X.  But it's wrong. Google [http://googleblog.blogspot.com.es/2009/12/personalized-search-for-everyone.html keeps filtering you] even when you are signed out.--[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 09:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC) &lt;br /&gt;
::::::Or you could just ignore the ads and move on with your life. Fuck, most of my ads are directed at Limbaughists and Vulgar Libertarians.--[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 16:44, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::[https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/adblock/gighmmpiobklfepjocnamgkkbiglidom?hl=en There are ads on the internet now?] [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 16:17, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Google's personalisation of ''search results'' is not the same thing as the ads they try to get you to read. Do any search with google and then do exactly the same search at duckduckgo.com or startpage.com Google doesn't only profile with cookies, it also uses your browser's uniqueness.&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1051636 No, really]. Well I suppose, like those two, his heroic exploits are completely fictional. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:44, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: He strikes me more as [http://youtube.com/watch?v=4A0Kk9DdbWI 'Mazing Man]. Well, except ol 'Maze is humble and lovable. Ken is neither. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 21:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Ken Doll has only ever been, and shall only ever be one character from the DC Universe. [http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7mn1u1v1p1qz742do1_1280.jpg Professor Pyg]. [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  21:50, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I don't think Sun Tzu said &amp;quot;Be ineffectual, even to the point of irrelevance&amp;quot; so Ken's ad-libbing a bit in practice. --[[User:Kels|Kels]] ([[User talk:Kels|talk]]) 22:12, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Yeah... I don't know what superhero Ken would be. I can't think of one that goes around punching himself in the face and thinks he's winning. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 22:59, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It's deleted now. Did he really say he's superman and batman or something similar to that? You can't be both. They're very different people. And if he's talking about physically, just say superman. [[User:X Stickman|X Stickman]] ([[User talk:X Stickman|talk]]) 23:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Kenny as a superhero?  Gotta be Mothman in Maine.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:22, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::@Stickman, what he said was drivel about nobody knew the true extant of his powers, because he keeps them seekrit like Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent. Or something equally as stupid. Anyway, I guess he's coming down off of high now, because he's going around cleaning up some edits, deleting others and oversighting the rest.  --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:56, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::The true extent of his power of being inconsequential? --[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 01:48, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::Help! Help! Burn-The-Evidence Man, please help! [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:46, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::::For what it's worth, my comment as JimmyDykes to Ken before it was oversighted was, &amp;quot;And look who's talking about socially challenged, oversized egos.  Did you mistake your own reflection for their website?&amp;quot;  [[Special:Contributions/24.186.48.29|24.186.48.29]] ([[User talk:24.186.48.29|talk]]) 03:52, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh Ken. You were so close - the thing is, Superman and Batman wear their undies outside their tights, while you wear yours on your head. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Tala!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 13:57, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: He seems to be claiming he might be more than one person.  Surely only one person can have his writing 'style'. [[User:Bevo74|Bevo74]] ([[User talk:Bevo74|talk]]) 19:23, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken, Ken, Ken you really think you're fooling anyone with your &amp;quot;I'm Superman, no wait I'm Batman&amp;quot; shtick? Here at the League of Atheist Super-Geniuses&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;We accept anyone who can add 2+2 and get a number. It's the perfect anti-CP safeguard!&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; we all know your super identity is Captain Oblivious. You don't have hide it. Just like don't have to hide being um, &amp;quot;roommates&amp;quot; with Barely-Repressed Man or all your computer passwords being &amp;quot;Password&amp;quot;. Speaking of which you should really change those. I mean thanks for the free money but someone malicious could do some real damage you know? Instead of just getting half ownership of a MacDonalds kids meal and telling the bank they can finally throw out those magic beans. [[Special:Contributions/99.248.242.120|99.248.242.120]] ([[User talk:99.248.242.120|talk]]) 00:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Im new here, or to use A.M. Radio lingo, long time reader first time typer. Anyhow i love checking out the question evolution blog that always gets linked to conservapedia, but today to my surprise rationalwikis existence was acknowledged, and apparently, this is a nerd website that puts people off with their obsession with colonics? I find it funny that these so called christians can break so many commandments in the name of their god, its almost enough to make me wish i was wrong  and their god was real, just so i could see the look on their face when he casts them into hell....for their sinfull pride {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Welcome to RW! I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to merge your topic with this conversation here on CP:Talk, since this is sort of the home for all CP-related loonery if it doesn't have anywhere else to go, and QE! is a Kenterprise. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I think you'll quickly find that the QE blog is probably *the* most tedious blogs you'll ever have the misfortune to come across. Ken's writing is tortuous, unimaginative, and extremely repetitive, and the layout of his posts is a complete mess. I guess it can be fun to watch for a while in a train-wreck sort of way, but in the end it all just gets to be a little sad and depressing.[[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 05:06, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, thanks im sorry you had to waste your time moving my silly tripe to the conservapedia page, I recently came across this wiki right after i came across the sillyness that is conservapedia, and beyond the making fun of sill YEC, i apreciate all the anti-wooness of this website and hope to be able to get drunk and add to it in as constructive a manner as possible. Also thanks for the warm welcome, i went to CP as a christian, went on about how silly evolution was, but the second i told them they were going to hell for their pridefull essays making fun of athiests and then old men for needing help climbing a dinosaur they blocked me, cunts...anyhow im pretty shit faced so i wont make much an ass of myself right away, all ill say is thank you all for the welcome, and i apologize for the mispellings, but my spell check isnt working properly with this site, but when i make real entries in proper articles ill make sure all spelling and grammer is correct..,and before i go ill say, ive gotten more than a few laughs from this wiki, and and...not to be to corny ive been inspired by this wiki because the asflys of this world would mean shit, if they haddnt happened to take over the republican party,via the tea baggers, and you folks are one of the few places ive seen my true political and idealogical ideals in &amp;quot;print&amp;quot; i just hope im able to add even the slightest bit to what you a,ready have here.......again im drunk real drunk..and stonded, so i hope i havnt seemed too silly good nigh bitches! {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
::For the record, if the current state of your user page, with holocaust denialism and antisemitism, reflects your true political and ideological ideals, you belong on Metapedia, not here, and you'll probably be swiftly shown the door, because we do not put up with that shit. However, we'll see how you do when you're sober. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 05:38, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::so your some kinda bad ass RW sheriff now, OP? &amp;quot;Swiftly shown the door&amp;quot;? Why not wait until the guy actually does something before whipping your e-dick out. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]|&lt;br /&gt;
::::Are we sure that guy wasn't Ken Doll? I understood almost none of what he had to say. Just like Ken. [[User:Hiphopopotamus|Hiphopopotamus]] ([[User talk:Hiphopopotamus|talk]]) 06:13, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::He has done something, Ace. Look at his [[User:SmittyGreen|user page]]. I hope he's just taking the piss (although I find it really bad taste, even if he is). And Ken's never gone off on an anti-Semitic rant, not yet anyway. I think it's more likely to be Mel Gibson. [[User:Spud|Spud]] ([[User talk:Spud|talk]]) 06:17, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::'''His user page offends me! BAN HIM!'''. We don't just &amp;quot;show people the door&amp;quot;. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Do you see me banning anyone (other than sysop joke bans)? Do you see me dragging anyone to the Coop? I'm hoping he's nicer when he's sober. I'm just predicting how this is going to go if he isn't. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:11, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::I'm warning you now, I'll show you the door if you aren't careful, OP. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:15, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Ok last try, if you find a long string of words else where, it was ment to be here, ill explain when im sober, but as drunk as i am...i have yet to write anything on my talk page...i just checked it and it was full of shit, now thanks to who ever took the time to write how they thought i might have felt but you missed...alot, anyhow,ima now watch TNG,on bbc and sleep, ill straiten this all out in tge morning, but i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the  next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
:Next time I have a run in with the Thin Blue Line I'll say, &amp;quot;i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow &amp;quot; [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:10, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Do you like hip hop and movies starring black folks like Brxbrx? He's totally not a racist. Ask his black friend. We don't ban users, but some it's appropriate to harass and beg to leave. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 13:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I can guarantee  one and all that i am not a racist, im quite sorry that i didnt present a better  first impression, but i fixed my user page, and i shall ass more info about myself in the coming days, and i hope to start writing, editing and hopefuly get to know everyone a bit, Ive admired this wiki for a few months and  and I'm excited to become a part of it.[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 17:40, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken hacked your user page?  Don't ass any more on my account.  [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 21:43, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Seems like someone needs more practice at trolling. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 22:10, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah he did, but what do you mean about ass on your account? And i did troll a bit on CP but i came here to actually contribute, [[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 23:02, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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What fun, i had some fun with ken on conservapedia, after showing his writting to a few of my close friends, who happen to be a nun a priest, who agreed that much if what he wrote was extreamly rude, and downright sinfull, they agreed a man of his type will most likley find themselves suprised when god casts them out of heaven...anyhow, after that and hacking my account, he even included me in the newist QE blog, fun[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 23:18, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alright... lemme see if I got all this straight. You joined RW; and while you were drunk, Ken hacked your account and left a drunken incoherent racist rant. Which you've since deleted. Now you've taken to this talk page with a marginally more coherent defense. Do I have it right so far? Because if I do, you'll have to forgive me if I remain skeptical. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:45, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Ok so, i joined rational wiki a few weeks ago, sober and didnt have much to say, so i didnt post anything, i got buzzed and started fucking with conservapedia, and the QE blog, i really just wanted to point out all of thier unchristian behavior , and they quickly blocked me and i thought that was the end of it, soo i got drunk and had a few friends over to watched star trek, and when i checked back to see if anyone said anything, i found that my user page was filled with anti semetic crap, look at the latest QE blog, im the lame atheist that Threatened him with hell fire... I only did so after checking with my religious family members ( one who's a nun, one who's a priest) to see if i was right in my thinking that the QE blogs slandering of RW, and the articles making fun of atheists and gays for being fat, stupid and unable to find women...plus the article making fun of poor old PZ for needing help climbing the Triceratops, were in fact sinfull, and they agreed that they were not only pridefull, but even the verses they use to condem gays, say slanderers, will not make it to heaven, so i told them that, and they got mad. Its cool if you're skeptical, but i know what happened, and ill do whatever i can to prove it, i'd really like to become part of this website, it shares much of my own world view..plus its funny, soo just let me know what i can do to prove it to you, and try giving me a chance....[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 04:02, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:So you're still claiming that someone decided to hack some random yahoo with L337 haxorz skills because...conservatives? And this happened after a priest and a nun blessed your trolling the QE blog with hellfire? Right. Yeah, I think you're going to need to come up with a better story my friend. [[User:Captain Swing|Heavy Metal Jesus]] ([[User talk:Captain Swing|\m/ \m/]]) 06:21, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I think people would accept you far more if you just admitted you were stupid in posting that anti-Semitic crap, realized it was wrong, and did the right thing by erasing it and apologizing rather that this ridiculous story.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 14:32, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't admit to things i didn't do, id rather pack my bags,yes it may not have been ken, but there were reference in the post to things i said to him on CP and the QE blog, I'm not new at being offensive, and anything i do to offend people i tend to proudly own up to, this i didn't do, if no one believes me its fine,  i know what i did and did not do, and my friends didn't use my iPad or my computer,soo how ever it happened in the end, Idk, I'm no expert, all i know is like I've repeated i didn't write any of that, so we can either believe me or simply move on and after getting to know me, maybe you'll understand that such writing is simply not my style, or if I'm not accepted, i can return to lurking and simply enjoying the website, i only joined because I've enjoyed the site, and thought the least i can do i help add to it, expand it, and better it[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 19:39, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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But since it did somehow make it onto my page i would like to apologize to anyone it offended. Im hoping to close the whole thing and move onto working on edits, page creation, and debate, i hope i can prove myself capable through time[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 19:44, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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You crazy atheist, Smitty.  Welcome aboard.  We look forward to reading your pieces on the best way to obey Obama, how to kill babies without getting viscera on your kaftan and the best way to get stoned.   [[User:London Grump|London Grump]] ([[User talk:London Grump|talk]]) 21:09, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks man, I have a busy few days comin up, I'm my mothers care taker and she has a few important apointments coming up, but i promise once i really get a chance to edit and post more,  they will be of quality and non anti-semetic....[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 01:05, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Seems to be giving errors and not loading pages for last 4 hours. Wonder if they will loose a whole week again &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;amp;mdash; Unsigned, by: [[User:101.119.18.167|101.119.18.167]] / [[User talk:101.119.18.167|talk]] / [[Special:Contributions/101.119.18.167|contribs]] &amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 07:49, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Same for me. The week that never was really was a hoot. It would be too much to hope for such fun again. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 09:11, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Downforeveryoneorjustme is reporting cp as down for everyone.  Oh the joys if they do manage to lose an entire week again.  Which one of them do you think installed the mediawiki update this time?  And could this be the time when AugustO steps in to save the day again and regains some of his rights? [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 09:42, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Will this mean that all the unpersons Ken has made this week will now be un unpersons again ? Ken will be spitting chips btw. Isn't 15th at 5pm GMT meant to &amp;lt;s&amp;gt; another phone hookup with some random&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; the end of internet evolution ? DickV&lt;br /&gt;
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::::Dude. CP being down makes me really sad for Ken for some reason. At least in years past he was slightly more capable of interacting with people. Now he's a broken record, literally repeating the same sneering shit over and over to anyone who will talk to him. He was just challenging someone to find his other blogs - I've got numerous Google alerts set up - there are no other blogs. He views himself as a literal warrior struck in the image of Sun Tzu, but doesn't it strike you as incredibly sad that he can't even bear using his own name on the internet? He basically has no independent existence without his &amp;quot;anonymous&amp;quot; appearances. Several of us have seen his weird correspondence with someone's actual creationist family members inquiring in good faith about QE thinking he had something to do with CMI. They weren't willing to send him a note from their pastor or whatever weird intrusive shit he asked for. I just cannot fathom what kind of sad life this man must lead when his greatest triumphs are trolling people who would just as soon forget about him with tales of non-existent victories in a non-existent battle. There is no grand QE movement. There are no volunteers - at most a few people have been willing to humor him, or are working on their own while Ken implies that he's involved by reposting their pictures. Ken is not responsible for any upticks or downticks in internet traffic on any site but his blog, for which he shouldn't be proud. Ugh, Ken. Move on. More importantly, ugh Andy: you're a disgusting person for enabling this guy's self-destruction on your blog. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 10:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::And what of us, who poke, prod, torment and pull each of his strings at every opportunity?[[User:Tielec01|Tielec01]] ([[User talk:Tielec01|talk]]) 11:44, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::I've tried to stop doing it. It's hard and I'm not doing great. I can't blame you, but it's not right. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 12:29, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Got to agree. To have Conservapedia listed as a great accomplishment when it's been called the place ''where knowledge goes to die on the internet'' is just beyond depressing. Maybe that's why Andy lets him stay? I just wish other users there would stop beating around the damn bush about his trolling and rule violations (I think that Petmac guy asked something about spamming links is OK for Conservative but being the ONLY one). DonnyC gets blocked for 3 months on wrongful grounds and only August brings it up, and as nice a guy he is he's a pushover, but users with block rights seem to roll over when he reverts them for removing personal remarks. Guess I'm tired of the same old shit. [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 12:45, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::: Everyone is. I'm holding on to the slim hope that when Andy wakes up and notices his pet wiki has gone titsup he throws up his hands and finally says bollocks to it. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 12:53, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I believe Ken does have one other blog, Conservative Triumph, or something like that, but he very rarely posts to it; other than that all he has is his QE blog, although doesn't he have a British and Australian URL that points right back to his QE blog?  And that he counts those as separate blogs even though it is the same one?--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 13:14, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::: I was told be Kara and Andy a number of times to lay off Ken as they said he is a bit &amp;quot;unstable&amp;quot;. They are not completely oblivious but certainly like to turn a blind eye and don't want him to start chucking piles of fecal material at everyone. From what I gathered Kara personally detests Ken and would love to eradicated him. DickV&lt;br /&gt;
::::::: Our daily lulz are back on the air! [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 13:48, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::: Such as it is. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:20, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:DanAP&amp;amp;curid=126155&amp;amp;diff=1052115&amp;amp;oldid=1052110 Haven't seen one of these for a while.]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; And it's not from Eddy Poo, rather from parodist lite Brenden. Having a bit of fun are we ? [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 13:41, 14 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:How is that entry &amp;quot;sketchy&amp;quot;? Oh, wait, it's bringing facts into things. Nevermind... unless he's talking about the edit where paedophilia was linked as a &amp;quot;liberal trait&amp;quot;, which is all kinds of sketchy. [[User:Sokar|Sokar]] ([[User talk:Sokar|talk]]) 16:44, 14 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::DanAP deleted the 'Second Life' article as spam. I think Brenden is right to be concerned&lt;br /&gt;
:::Go Brenden! We always knew you were a bully at heart.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 01:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::A bully? I am giving him the chance to respond, and to redeem himself. My accusations are grounded in fact - his edits were somewhat suspicious, and asking him to explain himself, and his future edits, seems reasonable to me. [[Special:Contributions/172.218.49.11|172.218.49.11]] ([[User talk:172.218.49.11|talk]]) 02:54, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::If that helps you sleep at night buddy, then OK.  I see a jumped up smarmy little prefect telling the naughty kid that he has to do what he says - because he's the prefect and the teacher said he could.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 09:22, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::On the point of writing plans I can't see &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Ed_Poor&amp;amp;curid=117704&amp;amp;diff=1052315&amp;amp;oldid=1050722 this]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; going well for AugustO. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 11:37, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== And Ken Finally admits that the QE! blog ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:VivaYehshua&amp;amp;oldid=1052298 Is his.]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; Maybe it is also time to admit that the question evolution booklet ain't going to happen and that your entire campaign is a failure. You can't even man up to debate the fine Mr Mason yourself. What does that show about your machismo Ken ??? [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 05:13, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:No, not really he hasn't. Everything he wrote on that talk page is in inverted commas. If anyone asks Ken, he'll say that he was just quoting the anonymous man/woman/collective/Thomson's gazelle which writes the QE! blog. He'll still deny that it's his. [[User:Spud|Spud]] ([[User talk:Spud|talk]]) 05:40, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Meh, who cares if he never admits it, we all know it's Ken; Conservapedia all knows it's Ken; ShockofGoat and his crew all know it is Ken; no matter how much &amp;quot;attempted mystery&amp;quot; he tries, the writing style and stream of consciousness is too distinct, and too familiar.&lt;br /&gt;
::Lately he has been getting really obsessed with us, hoping for attention, going so far as to inadvertently showing the site doing well in an ass-backwards attempt to insult us, not to mention his weird personal obsession with Fergus.  The only person I pity in all of this is VivaYehshua, who may be a decent guy for all I know, but has become Ken's &amp;quot;goto&amp;quot; poster-child for debate; no doubt to the fella's chagrin.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 10:48, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: The guy's been jumping up and down screaming &amp;quot;LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!&amp;quot; at us for the last couple of days. It's just getting sad at this point. I wish one of his compadres at CP or the shockofgoat chatroom would have an intervention for him, he really seems like he needs it. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:21, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Can we just kind of ignore Kenny? Like, whatever he does we just ignore him? He'll either go off the rails or go away. --[[User:I came, I saw, I shat|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#B30000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Certified'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]  [[User talk:I came, I saw, I shat|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#00A288&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;'''Sick Bastard'''&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 14:25, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Actually, he'll likely do neither. He'll just start gloating about how his superior creationist intellect has defeat the combined hordes of darkness that is RW, or something like that -- [[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 16:59, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::True, but so what? No one believes him, not even on Conservapedia, if the talkpage is any indication; so let him claim victory all alone against his imaginary opponents.  He is too cowardly to debate anyone in reality so why should he be afforded any attention? I am all for ignoring the QE blog posts and his spam references to them on CP, as they are just cries for our loving attention anyway.  Granted this is a purely voluntary request, and I don't know how much people here will agree to it, but why bother feeding his ego?--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 17:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::This. The most effective thing RW could do is ignore Ken. He'll just keep going on and on and get mad at all the CP editors who wish he'd just shut up. He is a massive liability to Conservapedia and ultimately his own worst enemy. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 17:11, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
{{undent}}It is a good idea but... You have to realize Ken is like a bizarre version of Schrödinger's cat. While the cat is both alive and dead until the observation is made, we ''know'' Ken is going to be writing incoherent nonsense regardless if we're watching or not. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 17:34, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken is like some kind of self-correcting system; the less attention he receives the stranger and attention demanding his behavior, thus an equilibrium is maintained.  If we were to boycott discussion of Ken or QE, he'd just do something so bizarre that we'd be forced to bring it up. --[[User:Marlow|Marlow]] ([[User talk:Marlow|talk]]) 18:44, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Maybe Ken would do something  so bizarre he'd get the attention of someone capable of helping him. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 18:52, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Maybe then it be so bizarre he'd actually be interesting again, until then, he isn't worth the effort, even for lutz.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 20:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::That's more likely. However Ken acts online, he's not a danger to himself or others in the real world. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 20:07, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I normally do not get into the whole boycott thing with CP but the sheer fact that Conservative is a complete coward when it comes to debating makes me not want to give him any attention whatsoever (apart from this post :P) I have more respect for the crazy guy spouting nonsense on the street corner than I do for Conservative. If he just said, &amp;quot;You know what guys, I am just not that good at it. Try these more articulate people&amp;quot;, I would have no problem. After all we aren't all good at debating. No, instead he puffs himself up, tries to antagonize, makes stipulations he knows nobody would agree to since he is a nobody on the internet and not say, Ray Comfort, Lee Strobel, Ken Ham etc. and when called on his stuff retreats to his bunny hole. I have zero respect for people that can dish it but cannot take it. He really is a pathetic excuse for a human being, at least on the internet. [[User:Netharian|Netharian]][[User_Talk:Netharian|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cubicles are prisons!&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::: &amp;quot;''I have zero respect for people that can dish it but cannot take it.''&amp;quot;. Shit. I'd be impressed if he ever got good at the &amp;quot;dishing out part&amp;quot;. Every time he tries to open the proverbial can of Whoop-Ass, he just ends up spilling it all over himself. The guy's a joke from start to finish. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 00:24, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Turning the Nigel Farage article into proper good English with paragraph-thingies and all that. [[Special:Contributions/171.33.222.26|171.33.222.26]] ([[User talk:171.33.222.26|talk]]) 17:17, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: What? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 18:16, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: He said &amp;quot;Turning the Nigel Farage article into proper good English with paragraph-thingies and all that.&amp;quot; [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 18:48, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: That part I'm clear on. The part that's fuzzy is what the fuck that means. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:14, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Ey's talking about [[cp:Nigel Farage|this]] article, and saying that it would be a simple task to turn it into good English. &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:gray&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(talk to a)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; [[User:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Nihilist&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 19:25, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::: Oh, I get it. I guess our esteemed bunchanumbers friend is taking the piss out of them rather than earnestly suggesting we fix CP. My bad. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:09, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Hey JohnMuk, PROTIP: when you copypaste from [[wp:Nigel Farage|Wikipedia]], the returns apparently don't come over, so you get a wall o' text.  Just so you know. [[User:Godspeed|Godspeed]] ([[User talk:Godspeed|talk]]) 21:08, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::That happens if you copy'n'paste the rendered text into the edit box; there isn't magic to convert the rendered text into wikimarkup in your clipboard ... [[User:Csmiller|CS Miller]] ([[User talk:Csmiller|talk]]) 08:31, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::True. I'm always seeing bits of text with [1] and [2] in the middle on Last.fm wikipages. [[User:Sophie Wilder|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#008080&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sophie'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Sophie Wilder|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color#FF9933&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;''Wilder''&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 08:41, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Ken, did you forget the [http://questionevolution.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/great-tasting-news-blog-postsless.html special report] that you were supposed to issue yesterday? I know it's hard to manufacture fresh-sounding lies to report on, but you should at least have given it a go.&lt;br /&gt;
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I look forward to your excuses. Perhaps somebody came down with a bad case of flu, or your sleep schedule didn't permit you to post. Or maybe you'll just memory hole the promise like you did for all your promises about the 50/75/100 page QE booklet. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 08:52, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Are you suggesting one of Ken's predictions has failed to come true. I'm still waiting for operation grassroots, operation afterburner, The Ides of March 2010, 2011, 2012 and 2013 the book for grade schoolers and all the other bollocks he comes out with. It doesn't even get a snigger anymore. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 09:37, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Damn Jeeves. Why you gotta be bringin' up old shit? ---[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 09:47, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Because I suffer from the curse of remembering what happened last week. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 10:15, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
It's been rectified.  His &amp;quot;authoress&amp;quot; (who's not too sure about &amp;quot;it's&amp;quot; vs. &amp;quot;its,&amp;quot; but nobody said she was an editoress) has sent him a communiqué of terrifying import on the Ides of May.  And it ends with kisses and a happy face. I wonder if her name is Dulcinea? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 14:22, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Jesus, that was unimaginative even by his standards. Come on, Ken. You're not even trying. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:28, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I wonder if the &amp;quot;authoress&amp;quot; is real, but is actually one of us just trolling Ken.--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:37, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Doubt it, looking at the evidence she's completely fabricated. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:42, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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This is incredible. He actually went back and revised the old blog post, even though we already knew what it said. Compare and contrast [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Kendoll_does_1984_old.png this old version] with [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Kendoll_does_1984_new.png new version]. Not only did he get rid of the 5PM GMT crap, he also went and changed the dates round on when his fictitious authoress would be done with her work so he could claim his &amp;quot;special report&amp;quot; would be about that. Ken, your lies are ridiculously transparent at this point. Why are you doing this? What the hell are you going to do when you haven't got a book to publish? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:42, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:He'll claim he's very busy and is pursuing some exciting business opportunities.--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:47, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Wow. That's weak. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 15:08, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::He didn't post the comment, but soMe Damned Bear went to the original post and asked him where his big announcement was. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 16:10, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::LOL, &amp;quot;The ''Spring'' of 2013 is going to be an extremely irritating month for atheists and ''evolutionist''.&amp;quot;  Not only does the title enlighten me to the new month of &amp;quot;Spring&amp;quot;, apparently he will only irritate one evolutionist (Fergus, he is man-crushing again).--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 16:56, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Karajou [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:AlanE&amp;amp;curid=114090&amp;amp;diff=1052485&amp;amp;oldid=1052436 tells someone to act like a man]. Oh, and to follow the rules. Not only that, he defends Conservative in the same section. What balls of irony he has! ROFL! [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 17:02, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: He's right though. He does treat everyone the same, he's ALWAYS a colossal douchewad. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 17:05, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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== Schlafly challenges obamacare ==&lt;br /&gt;
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http://coffeeandmarkets.com/2013/05/09/a-novel-challenge-to-obamacare/&lt;br /&gt;
Surprising this isn't in their news section. I guess it was less important than Darwinism being ripped to sheds.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Ken attempts to back this site by showing a graph of this site growing ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I am not sure what Ken is trying to achieve here.  He basically says Rationalwiki is struggling because we are just too atheist and nerdy, and &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/05/atheist-wiki-hit-socially-challenged.html then posts a graph where our site's traffic is shown to be on a long term upward swing over the last two years]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. Worse, looking at Ken's second favorite site, we have the following:&lt;br /&gt;
* Rationalwiki - Alexa Traffic Rank: 36,464 United States Traffic Rank in US: 12,452 &lt;br /&gt;
* Creation.com (CMI) Alexa Traffic Rank: 68,730 United States Traffic Rank in US: 22,752 &lt;br /&gt;
* Conservapedia - Alexa Traffic Rank: 69,714 Traffic Rank in US: 19,144 &lt;br /&gt;
* Ken's QE Blog - Alexa Traffic Rank: 3,418,874 United States Traffic Rank in US: 494,937&lt;br /&gt;
Yeeeeah, and we suck. {{unsig|BMcP}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Didn't Ken think high ranks were better than low ranks?  Or did I dream that? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 15:45, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: No, you didn't dream it. But he did memory hole that shit at speed when we laughed at him. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 15:48, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Amazing but true: the top hit for 'colonic' on Google USA is indeed our very own rationalwiki. Ken has made an accurate statement!!! &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 16:32, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: We're only the second hit for me, but I'm in the Boston area and the top hit is for an alternative healthcare office around here. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 16:34, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Does this mean we need to do an improvement drive on the [[colonic]] article? [[User:Tmtoulouse|Tmtoulouse]] ([[User talk:Tmtoulouse|talk]]) 16:54, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:What we need to do is show him we really are bigger ass-men and take over Google rankings for [http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexuality_and_Anal_Cancer Homosexuality and Anal Cancer], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome Gay Bowl Syndrome], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Fecal_incontinence Fecal Incontinence], and [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome#Proctitis_and_HIV_Infection_Further_Elaborated Proctitis]. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 18:35, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:We could always add a specific section on the dangers of electrolyte imbalance and one on coffee enemas.  Also, what's up with the section?--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 17:46, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Phiwum: Ken's statement, while true, is actually a bit weird. When I used google.co.uk, the top hits for 'colonic' were all for colonic irrigation services in towns around where I live (I had no idea that so many English colons needed irrigating). The weird thing is that searching on google.com also found a whole lot of colonic irrigators somewhere in the USA (I can't remember where exactly). To replicate Ken-boy's top hit, I first had to google for 'Google USA', then go to a mirror site for Google USA that doesn't seem to be specific to any particular locality in the USA, and search for 'colonic' there. Kenny must have been sitting in front of his computer for hours and hours and hours trying to find some - any! - vaguely indecent word which came top in some - any! - kind of Google search. I almost feel sorry for the little git. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 20:19, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alexa has a list of top google hits for the site. --[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 20:47, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I see - so not so weird after all, maybe. But I guess Ken is a bit obsessed with Alexa rankings and the like. I went to Alexa for the very first time just now - there was an advert for dating &amp;quot;pretty Ukrainian ladies&amp;quot;. Is that where Ken gets his fantasies about sweet creationist women? &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 21:02, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::As we all know Google records stuff about you and then presents the links it thinks will interest you most. If you spend a lot of time on RW it will put relevant RW links at or near the top of your search. So saying that &amp;quot;X&amp;quot; is high on a Google search list for you is meaningless.&lt;br /&gt;
:::Try it on [https://duckduckgo.com/ duck and go] instead. --[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Or just open up an incognito/private browsing window and make sure you're signed out of your Google account (if you have one), and Google's results won't be tailored on any sort of search history. At most, it could be tailoring results for geographic area, which is vague at best. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:23, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::This is a common misconception and you see it all over the place with people claiming that their site is still the number one for X.  But it's wrong. Google [http://googleblog.blogspot.com.es/2009/12/personalized-search-for-everyone.html keeps filtering you] even when you are signed out.--[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 09:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC) &lt;br /&gt;
::::::Or you could just ignore the ads and move on with your life. Fuck, most of my ads are directed at Limbaughists and Vulgar Libertarians.--[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 16:44, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1051636 No, really]. Well I suppose, like those two, his heroic exploits are completely fictional. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:44, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: He strikes me more as [http://youtube.com/watch?v=4A0Kk9DdbWI 'Mazing Man]. Well, except ol 'Maze is humble and lovable. Ken is neither. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 21:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Ken Doll has only ever been, and shall only ever be one character from the DC Universe. [http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7mn1u1v1p1qz742do1_1280.jpg Professor Pyg]. [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  21:50, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I don't think Sun Tzu said &amp;quot;Be ineffectual, even to the point of irrelevance&amp;quot; so Ken's ad-libbing a bit in practice. --[[User:Kels|Kels]] ([[User talk:Kels|talk]]) 22:12, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Yeah... I don't know what superhero Ken would be. I can't think of one that goes around punching himself in the face and thinks he's winning. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 22:59, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It's deleted now. Did he really say he's superman and batman or something similar to that? You can't be both. They're very different people. And if he's talking about physically, just say superman. [[User:X Stickman|X Stickman]] ([[User talk:X Stickman|talk]]) 23:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Kenny as a superhero?  Gotta be Mothman in Maine.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:22, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::@Stickman, what he said was drivel about nobody knew the true extant of his powers, because he keeps them seekrit like Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent. Or something equally as stupid. Anyway, I guess he's coming down off of high now, because he's going around cleaning up some edits, deleting others and oversighting the rest.  --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:56, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::The true extent of his power of being inconsequential? --[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 01:48, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::Help! Help! Burn-The-Evidence Man, please help! [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:46, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::::For what it's worth, my comment as JimmyDykes to Ken before it was oversighted was, &amp;quot;And look who's talking about socially challenged, oversized egos.  Did you mistake your own reflection for their website?&amp;quot;  [[Special:Contributions/24.186.48.29|24.186.48.29]] ([[User talk:24.186.48.29|talk]]) 03:52, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh Ken. You were so close - the thing is, Superman and Batman wear their undies outside their tights, while you wear yours on your head. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Tala!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 13:57, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: He seems to be claiming he might be more than one person.  Surely only one person can have his writing 'style'. [[User:Bevo74|Bevo74]] ([[User talk:Bevo74|talk]]) 19:23, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken, Ken, Ken you really think you're fooling anyone with your &amp;quot;I'm Superman, no wait I'm Batman&amp;quot; shtick? Here at the League of Atheist Super-Geniuses&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;We accept anyone who can add 2+2 and get a number. It's the perfect anti-CP safeguard!&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; we all know your super identity is Captain Oblivious. You don't have hide it. Just like don't have to hide being um, &amp;quot;roommates&amp;quot; with Barely-Repressed Man or all your computer passwords being &amp;quot;Password&amp;quot;. Speaking of which you should really change those. I mean thanks for the free money but someone malicious could do some real damage you know? Instead of just getting half ownership of a MacDonalds kids meal and telling the bank they can finally throw out those magic beans. [[Special:Contributions/99.248.242.120|99.248.242.120]] ([[User talk:99.248.242.120|talk]]) 00:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Im new here, or to use A.M. Radio lingo, long time reader first time typer. Anyhow i love checking out the question evolution blog that always gets linked to conservapedia, but today to my surprise rationalwikis existence was acknowledged, and apparently, this is a nerd website that puts people off with their obsession with colonics? I find it funny that these so called christians can break so many commandments in the name of their god, its almost enough to make me wish i was wrong  and their god was real, just so i could see the look on their face when he casts them into hell....for their sinfull pride {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Welcome to RW! I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to merge your topic with this conversation here on CP:Talk, since this is sort of the home for all CP-related loonery if it doesn't have anywhere else to go, and QE! is a Kenterprise. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I think you'll quickly find that the QE blog is probably *the* most tedious blogs you'll ever have the misfortune to come across. Ken's writing is tortuous, unimaginative, and extremely repetitive, and the layout of his posts is a complete mess. I guess it can be fun to watch for a while in a train-wreck sort of way, but in the end it all just gets to be a little sad and depressing.[[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 05:06, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, thanks im sorry you had to waste your time moving my silly tripe to the conservapedia page, I recently came across this wiki right after i came across the sillyness that is conservapedia, and beyond the making fun of sill YEC, i apreciate all the anti-wooness of this website and hope to be able to get drunk and add to it in as constructive a manner as possible. Also thanks for the warm welcome, i went to CP as a christian, went on about how silly evolution was, but the second i told them they were going to hell for their pridefull essays making fun of athiests and then old men for needing help climbing a dinosaur they blocked me, cunts...anyhow im pretty shit faced so i wont make much an ass of myself right away, all ill say is thank you all for the welcome, and i apologize for the mispellings, but my spell check isnt working properly with this site, but when i make real entries in proper articles ill make sure all spelling and grammer is correct..,and before i go ill say, ive gotten more than a few laughs from this wiki, and and...not to be to corny ive been inspired by this wiki because the asflys of this world would mean shit, if they haddnt happened to take over the republican party,via the tea baggers, and you folks are one of the few places ive seen my true political and idealogical ideals in &amp;quot;print&amp;quot; i just hope im able to add even the slightest bit to what you a,ready have here.......again im drunk real drunk..and stonded, so i hope i havnt seemed too silly good nigh bitches! {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
::For the record, if the current state of your user page, with holocaust denialism and antisemitism, reflects your true political and ideological ideals, you belong on Metapedia, not here, and you'll probably be swiftly shown the door, because we do not put up with that shit. However, we'll see how you do when you're sober. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 05:38, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::so your some kinda bad ass RW sheriff now, OP? &amp;quot;Swiftly shown the door&amp;quot;? Why not wait until the guy actually does something before whipping your e-dick out. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]|&lt;br /&gt;
::::Are we sure that guy wasn't Ken Doll? I understood almost none of what he had to say. Just like Ken. [[User:Hiphopopotamus|Hiphopopotamus]] ([[User talk:Hiphopopotamus|talk]]) 06:13, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::He has done something, Ace. Look at his [[User:SmittyGreen|user page]]. I hope he's just taking the piss (although I find it really bad taste, even if he is). And Ken's never gone off on an anti-Semitic rant, not yet anyway. I think it's more likely to be Mel Gibson. [[User:Spud|Spud]] ([[User talk:Spud|talk]]) 06:17, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::'''His user page offends me! BAN HIM!'''. We don't just &amp;quot;show people the door&amp;quot;. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Do you see me banning anyone (other than sysop joke bans)? Do you see me dragging anyone to the Coop? I'm hoping he's nicer when he's sober. I'm just predicting how this is going to go if he isn't. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:11, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::I'm warning you now, I'll show you the door if you aren't careful, OP. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:15, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Ok last try, if you find a long string of words else where, it was ment to be here, ill explain when im sober, but as drunk as i am...i have yet to write anything on my talk page...i just checked it and it was full of shit, now thanks to who ever took the time to write how they thought i might have felt but you missed...alot, anyhow,ima now watch TNG,on bbc and sleep, ill straiten this all out in tge morning, but i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the  next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
:Next time I have a run in with the Thin Blue Line I'll say, &amp;quot;i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow &amp;quot; [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:10, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Do you like hip hop and movies starring black folks like Brxbrx? He's totally not a racist. Ask his black friend. We don't ban users, but some it's appropriate to harass and beg to leave. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 13:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I can guarantee  one and all that i am not a racist, im quite sorry that i didnt present a better  first impression, but i fixed my user page, and i shall ass more info about myself in the coming days, and i hope to start writing, editing and hopefuly get to know everyone a bit, Ive admired this wiki for a few months and  and I'm excited to become a part of it.[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 17:40, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken hacked your user page?  Don't ass any more on my account.  [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 21:43, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah he did, but what do you mean about ass on your account? And i did troll a bit on CP but i came here to actually contribute, [[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 23:02, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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What fun, i had some fun with ken on conservapedia, after showing his writting to a few of my close friends, who happen to be a nun a priest, who agreed that much if what he wrote was extreamly rude, and downright sinfull, they agreed a man of his type will most likley find themselves suprised when god casts them out of heaven...anyhow, after that and hacking my account, he even included me in the newist QE blog, fun[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 23:18, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alright... lemme see if I got all this straight. You joined RW; and while you were drunk, Ken hacked your account and left a drunken incoherent racist rant. Which you've since deleted. Now you've taken to this talk page with a marginally more coherent defense. Do I have it right so far? Because if I do, you'll have to forgive me if I remain skeptical. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:45, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Ok so, i joined rational wiki a few weeks ago, sober and didnt have much to say, so i didnt post anything, i got buzzed and started fucking with conservapedia, and the QE blog, i really just wanted to point out all of thier unchristian behavior , and they quickly blocked me and i thought that was the end of it, soo i got drunk and had a few friends over to watched star trek, and when i checked back to see if anyone said anything, i found that my user page was filled with anti semetic crap, look at the latest QE blog, im the lame atheist that Threatened him with hell fire... I only did so after checking with my religious family members ( one who's a nun, one who's a priest) to see if i was right in my thinking that the QE blogs slandering of RW, and the articles making fun of atheists and gays for being fat, stupid and unable to find women...plus the article making fun of poor old PZ for needing help climbing the Triceratops, were in fact sinfull, and they agreed that they were not only pridefull, but even the verses they use to condem gays, say slanderers, will not make it to heaven, so i told them that, and they got mad. Its cool if you're skeptical, but i know what happened, and ill do whatever i can to prove it, i'd really like to become part of this website, it shares much of my own world view..plus its funny, soo just let me know what i can do to prove it to you, and try giving me a chance....[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 04:02, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:So you're still claiming that someone decided to hack some random yahoo with L337 haxorz skills because...conservatives? And this happened after a priest and a nun blessed your trolling the QE blog with hellfire? Right. Yeah, I think you're going to need to come up with a better story my friend. [[User:Captain Swing|Heavy Metal Jesus]] ([[User talk:Captain Swing|\m/ \m/]]) 06:21, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I think people would accept you far more if you just admitted you were stupid in posting that anti-Semitic crap, realized it was wrong, and did the right thing by erasing it and apologizing rather that this ridiculous story.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 14:32, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't admit to things i didn't do, id rather pack my bags,yes it may not have been ken, but there were reference in the post to things i said to him on CP and the QE blog, I'm not new at being offensive, and anything i do to offend people i tend to proudly own up to, this i didn't do, if no one believes me its fine,  i know what i did and did not do, and my friends didn't use my iPad or my computer,soo how ever it happened in the end, Idk, I'm no expert, all i know is like I've repeated i didn't write any of that, so we can either believe me or simply move on and after getting to know me, maybe you'll understand that such writing is simply not my style, or if I'm not accepted, i can return to lurking and simply enjoying the website, i only joined because I've enjoyed the site, and thought the least i can do i help add to it, expand it, and better it[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 19:39, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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But since it did somehow make it onto my page i would like to apologize to anyone it offended. Im hoping to close the whole thing and move onto working on edits, page creation, and debate, i hope i can prove myself capable through time[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 19:44, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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You crazy atheist, Smitty.  Welcome aboard.  We look forward to reading your pieces on the best way to obey Obama, how to kill babies without getting viscera on your kaftan and the best way to get stoned.   [[User:London Grump|London Grump]] ([[User talk:London Grump|talk]]) 21:09, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks man, I have a busy few days comin up, I'm my mothers care taker and she has a few important apointments coming up, but i promise once i really get a chance to edit and post more,  they will be of quality and non anti-semetic....[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 01:05, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Seems to be giving errors and not loading pages for last 4 hours. Wonder if they will loose a whole week again &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;amp;mdash; Unsigned, by: [[User:101.119.18.167|101.119.18.167]] / [[User talk:101.119.18.167|talk]] / [[Special:Contributions/101.119.18.167|contribs]] &amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 07:49, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Same for me. The week that never was really was a hoot. It would be too much to hope for such fun again. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 09:11, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Downforeveryoneorjustme is reporting cp as down for everyone.  Oh the joys if they do manage to lose an entire week again.  Which one of them do you think installed the mediawiki update this time?  And could this be the time when AugustO steps in to save the day again and regains some of his rights? [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 09:42, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Will this mean that all the unpersons Ken has made this week will now be un unpersons again ? Ken will be spitting chips btw. Isn't 15th at 5pm GMT meant to &amp;lt;s&amp;gt; another phone hookup with some random&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; the end of internet evolution ? DickV&lt;br /&gt;
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::::Dude. CP being down makes me really sad for Ken for some reason. At least in years past he was slightly more capable of interacting with people. Now he's a broken record, literally repeating the same sneering shit over and over to anyone who will talk to him. He was just challenging someone to find his other blogs - I've got numerous Google alerts set up - there are no other blogs. He views himself as a literal warrior struck in the image of Sun Tzu, but doesn't it strike you as incredibly sad that he can't even bear using his own name on the internet? He basically has no independent existence without his &amp;quot;anonymous&amp;quot; appearances. Several of us have seen his weird correspondence with someone's actual creationist family members inquiring in good faith about QE thinking he had something to do with CMI. They weren't willing to send him a note from their pastor or whatever weird intrusive shit he asked for. I just cannot fathom what kind of sad life this man must lead when his greatest triumphs are trolling people who would just as soon forget about him with tales of non-existent victories in a non-existent battle. There is no grand QE movement. There are no volunteers - at most a few people have been willing to humor him, or are working on their own while Ken implies that he's involved by reposting their pictures. Ken is not responsible for any upticks or downticks in internet traffic on any site but his blog, for which he shouldn't be proud. Ugh, Ken. Move on. More importantly, ugh Andy: you're a disgusting person for enabling this guy's self-destruction on your blog. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 10:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::And what of us, who poke, prod, torment and pull each of his strings at every opportunity?[[User:Tielec01|Tielec01]] ([[User talk:Tielec01|talk]]) 11:44, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::I've tried to stop doing it. It's hard and I'm not doing great. I can't blame you, but it's not right. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 12:29, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Got to agree. To have Conservapedia listed as a great accomplishment when it's been called the place ''where knowledge goes to die on the internet'' is just beyond depressing. Maybe that's why Andy lets him stay? I just wish other users there would stop beating around the damn bush about his trolling and rule violations (I think that Petmac guy asked something about spamming links is OK for Conservative but being the ONLY one). DonnyC gets blocked for 3 months on wrongful grounds and only August brings it up, and as nice a guy he is he's a pushover, but users with block rights seem to roll over when he reverts them for removing personal remarks. Guess I'm tired of the same old shit. [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 12:45, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::: Everyone is. I'm holding on to the slim hope that when Andy wakes up and notices his pet wiki has gone titsup he throws up his hands and finally says bollocks to it. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 12:53, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I believe Ken does have one other blog, Conservative Triumph, or something like that, but he very rarely posts to it; other than that all he has is his QE blog, although doesn't he have a British and Australian URL that points right back to his QE blog?  And that he counts those as separate blogs even though it is the same one?--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 13:14, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::: I was told be Kara and Andy a number of times to lay off Ken as they said he is a bit &amp;quot;unstable&amp;quot;. They are not completely oblivious but certainly like to turn a blind eye and don't want him to start chucking piles of fecal material at everyone. From what I gathered Kara personally detests Ken and would love to eradicated him. DickV&lt;br /&gt;
::::::: Our daily lulz are back on the air! [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 13:48, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::: Such as it is. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:20, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:DanAP&amp;amp;curid=126155&amp;amp;diff=1052115&amp;amp;oldid=1052110 Haven't seen one of these for a while.]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; And it's not from Eddy Poo, rather from parodist lite Brenden. Having a bit of fun are we ? [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 13:41, 14 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:How is that entry &amp;quot;sketchy&amp;quot;? Oh, wait, it's bringing facts into things. Nevermind... unless he's talking about the edit where paedophilia was linked as a &amp;quot;liberal trait&amp;quot;, which is all kinds of sketchy. [[User:Sokar|Sokar]] ([[User talk:Sokar|talk]]) 16:44, 14 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::DanAP deleted the 'Second Life' article as spam. I think Brenden is right to be concerned&lt;br /&gt;
:::Go Brenden! We always knew you were a bully at heart.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 01:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::A bully? I am giving him the chance to respond, and to redeem himself. My accusations are grounded in fact - his edits were somewhat suspicious, and asking him to explain himself, and his future edits, seems reasonable to me. [[Special:Contributions/172.218.49.11|172.218.49.11]] ([[User talk:172.218.49.11|talk]]) 02:54, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::If that helps you sleep at night buddy, then OK.  I see a jumped up smarmy little prefect telling the naughty kid that he has to do what he says - because he's the prefect and the teacher said he could.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 09:22, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::On the point of writing plans I can't see &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Ed_Poor&amp;amp;curid=117704&amp;amp;diff=1052315&amp;amp;oldid=1050722 this]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; going well for AugustO. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 11:37, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== And Ken Finally admits that the QE! blog ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:VivaYehshua&amp;amp;oldid=1052298 Is his.]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; Maybe it is also time to admit that the question evolution booklet ain't going to happen and that your entire campaign is a failure. You can't even man up to debate the fine Mr Mason yourself. What does that show about your machismo Ken ??? [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 05:13, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:No, not really he hasn't. Everything he wrote on that talk page is in inverted commas. If anyone asks Ken, he'll say that he was just quoting the anonymous man/woman/collective/Thomson's gazelle which writes the QE! blog. He'll still deny that it's his. [[User:Spud|Spud]] ([[User talk:Spud|talk]]) 05:40, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Meh, who cares if he never admits it, we all know it's Ken; Conservapedia all knows it's Ken; ShockofGoat and his crew all know it is Ken; no matter how much &amp;quot;attempted mystery&amp;quot; he tries, the writing style and stream of consciousness is too distinct, and too familiar.&lt;br /&gt;
::Lately he has been getting really obsessed with us, hoping for attention, going so far as to inadvertently showing the site doing well in an ass-backwards attempt to insult us, not to mention his weird personal obsession with Fergus.  The only person I pity in all of this is VivaYehshua, who may be a decent guy for all I know, but has become Ken's &amp;quot;goto&amp;quot; poster-child for debate; no doubt to the fella's chagrin.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 10:48, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: The guy's been jumping up and down screaming &amp;quot;LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!&amp;quot; at us for the last couple of days. It's just getting sad at this point. I wish one of his compadres at CP or the shockofgoat chatroom would have an intervention for him, he really seems like he needs it. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:21, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Can we just kind of ignore Kenny? Like, whatever he does we just ignore him? He'll either go off the rails or go away. --[[User:I came, I saw, I shat|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#B30000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Certified'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]  [[User talk:I came, I saw, I shat|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#00A288&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;'''Sick Bastard'''&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 14:25, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Actually, he'll likely do neither. He'll just start gloating about how his superior creationist intellect has defeat the combined hordes of darkness that is RW, or something like that -- [[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 16:59, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::True, but so what? No one believes him, not even on Conservapedia, if the talkpage is any indication; so let him claim victory all alone against his imaginary opponents.  He is too cowardly to debate anyone in reality so why should he be afforded any attention? I am all for ignoring the QE blog posts and his spam references to them on CP, as they are just cries for our loving attention anyway.  Granted this is a purely voluntary request, and I don't know how much people here will agree to it, but why bother feeding his ego?--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 17:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::This. The most effective thing RW could do is ignore Ken. He'll just keep going on and on and get mad at all the CP editors who wish he'd just shut up. He is a massive liability to Conservapedia and ultimately his own worst enemy. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 17:11, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
{{undent}}It is a good idea but... You have to realize Ken is like a bizarre version of Schrödinger's cat. While the cat is both alive and dead until the observation is made, we ''know'' Ken is going to be writing incoherent nonsense regardless if we're watching or not. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 17:34, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken is like some kind of self-correcting system; the less attention he receives the stranger and attention demanding his behavior, thus an equilibrium is maintained.  If we were to boycott discussion of Ken or QE, he'd just do something so bizarre that we'd be forced to bring it up. --[[User:Marlow|Marlow]] ([[User talk:Marlow|talk]]) 18:44, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Maybe Ken would do something  so bizarre he'd get the attention of someone capable of helping him. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 18:52, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Maybe then it be so bizarre he'd actually be interesting again, until then, he isn't worth the effort, even for lutz.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 20:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::That's more likely. However Ken acts online, he's not a danger to himself or others in the real world. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 20:07, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I normally do not get into the whole boycott thing with CP but the sheer fact that Conservative is a complete coward when it comes to debating makes me not want to give him any attention whatsoever (apart from this post :P) I have more respect for the crazy guy spouting nonsense on the street corner than I do for Conservative. If he just said, &amp;quot;You know what guys, I am just not that good at it. Try these more articulate people&amp;quot;, I would have no problem. After all we aren't all good at debating. No, instead he puffs himself up, tries to antagonize, makes stipulations he knows nobody would agree to since he is a nobody on the internet and not say, Ray Comfort, Lee Strobel, Ken Ham etc. and when called on his stuff retreats to his bunny hole. I have zero respect for people that can dish it but cannot take it. He really is a pathetic excuse for a human being, at least on the internet. [[User:Netharian|Netharian]][[User_Talk:Netharian|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cubicles are prisons!&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::: &amp;quot;''I have zero respect for people that can dish it but cannot take it.''&amp;quot;. Shit. I'd be impressed if he ever got good at the &amp;quot;dishing out part&amp;quot;. Every time he tries to open the proverbial can of Whoop-Ass, he just ends up spilling it all over himself. The guy's a joke from start to finish. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 00:24, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Turning the Nigel Farage article into proper good English with paragraph-thingies and all that. [[Special:Contributions/171.33.222.26|171.33.222.26]] ([[User talk:171.33.222.26|talk]]) 17:17, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: What? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 18:16, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: He said &amp;quot;Turning the Nigel Farage article into proper good English with paragraph-thingies and all that.&amp;quot; [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 18:48, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: That part I'm clear on. The part that's fuzzy is what the fuck that means. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:14, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Ey's talking about [[cp:Nigel Farage|this]] article, and saying that it would be a simple task to turn it into good English. &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:gray&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(talk to a)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; [[User:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Nihilist&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 19:25, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::: Oh, I get it. I guess our esteemed bunchanumbers friend is taking the piss out of them rather than earnestly suggesting we fix CP. My bad. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:09, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Hey JohnMuk, PROTIP: when you copypaste from [[wp:Nigel Farage|Wikipedia]], the returns apparently don't come over, so you get a wall o' text.  Just so you know. [[User:Godspeed|Godspeed]] ([[User talk:Godspeed|talk]]) 21:08, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::That happens if you copy'n'paste the rendered text into the edit box; there isn't magic to convert the rendered text into wikimarkup in your clipboard ... [[User:Csmiller|CS Miller]] ([[User talk:Csmiller|talk]]) 08:31, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::True. I'm always seeing bits of text with [1] and [2] in the middle on Last.fm wikipages. [[User:Sophie Wilder|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#008080&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sophie'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Sophie Wilder|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color#FF9933&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;''Wilder''&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 08:41, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Ken, did you forget the [http://questionevolution.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/great-tasting-news-blog-postsless.html special report] that you were supposed to issue yesterday? I know it's hard to manufacture fresh-sounding lies to report on, but you should at least have given it a go.&lt;br /&gt;
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I look forward to your excuses. Perhaps somebody came down with a bad case of flu, or your sleep schedule didn't permit you to post. Or maybe you'll just memory hole the promise like you did for all your promises about the 50/75/100 page QE booklet. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 08:52, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Are you suggesting one of Ken's predictions has failed to come true. I'm still waiting for operation grassroots, operation afterburner, The Ides of March 2010, 2011, 2012 and 2013 the book for grade schoolers and all the other bollocks he comes out with. It doesn't even get a snigger anymore. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 09:37, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Damn Jeeves. Why you gotta be bringin' up old shit? ---[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 09:47, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Because I suffer from the curse of remembering what happened last week. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 10:15, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
It's been rectified.  His &amp;quot;authoress&amp;quot; (who's not too sure about &amp;quot;it's&amp;quot; vs. &amp;quot;its,&amp;quot; but nobody said she was an editoress) has sent him a communiqué of terrifying import on the Ides of May.  And it ends with kisses and a happy face. I wonder if her name is Dulcinea? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 14:22, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Jesus, that was unimaginative even by his standards. Come on, Ken. You're not even trying. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:28, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I wonder if the &amp;quot;authoress&amp;quot; is real, but is actually one of us just trolling Ken.--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:37, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Doubt it, looking at the evidence she's completely fabricated. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:42, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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This is incredible. He actually went back and revised the old blog post, even though we already knew what it said. Compare and contrast [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Kendoll_does_1984_old.png this old version] with [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Kendoll_does_1984_new.png new version]. Not only did he get rid of the 5PM GMT crap, he also went and changed the dates round on when his fictitious authoress would be done with her work so he could claim his &amp;quot;special report&amp;quot; would be about that. Ken, your lies are ridiculously transparent at this point. Why are you doing this? What the hell are you going to do when you haven't got a book to publish? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:42, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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== Schlafly challenges obamacare ==&lt;br /&gt;
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http://coffeeandmarkets.com/2013/05/09/a-novel-challenge-to-obamacare/&lt;br /&gt;
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I am not sure what Ken is trying to achieve here.  He basically says Rationalwiki is struggling because we are just too atheist and nerdy, and &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/05/atheist-wiki-hit-socially-challenged.html then posts a graph where our site's traffic is shown to be on a long term upward swing over the last two years]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. Worse, looking at Ken's second favorite site, we have the following:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Creation.com (CMI) Alexa Traffic Rank: 68,730 United States Traffic Rank in US: 22,752 &lt;br /&gt;
* Conservapedia - Alexa Traffic Rank: 69,714 Traffic Rank in US: 19,144 &lt;br /&gt;
* Ken's QE Blog - Alexa Traffic Rank: 3,418,874 United States Traffic Rank in US: 494,937&lt;br /&gt;
Yeeeeah, and we suck. {{unsig|BMcP}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Didn't Ken think high ranks were better than low ranks?  Or did I dream that? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 15:45, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: No, you didn't dream it. But he did memory hole that shit at speed when we laughed at him. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 15:48, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Amazing but true: the top hit for 'colonic' on Google USA is indeed our very own rationalwiki. Ken has made an accurate statement!!! &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 16:32, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: We're only the second hit for me, but I'm in the Boston area and the top hit is for an alternative healthcare office around here. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 16:34, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:What we need to do is show him we really are bigger ass-men and take over Google rankings for [http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexuality_and_Anal_Cancer Homosexuality and Anal Cancer], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome Gay Bowl Syndrome], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Fecal_incontinence Fecal Incontinence], and [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome#Proctitis_and_HIV_Infection_Further_Elaborated Proctitis]. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 18:35, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:We could always add a specific section on the dangers of electrolyte imbalance and one on coffee enemas.  Also, what's up with the section?--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 17:46, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Phiwum: Ken's statement, while true, is actually a bit weird. When I used google.co.uk, the top hits for 'colonic' were all for colonic irrigation services in towns around where I live (I had no idea that so many English colons needed irrigating). The weird thing is that searching on google.com also found a whole lot of colonic irrigators somewhere in the USA (I can't remember where exactly). To replicate Ken-boy's top hit, I first had to google for 'Google USA', then go to a mirror site for Google USA that doesn't seem to be specific to any particular locality in the USA, and search for 'colonic' there. Kenny must have been sitting in front of his computer for hours and hours and hours trying to find some - any! - vaguely indecent word which came top in some - any! - kind of Google search. I almost feel sorry for the little git. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 20:19, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alexa has a list of top google hits for the site. --[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 20:47, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I see - so not so weird after all, maybe. But I guess Ken is a bit obsessed with Alexa rankings and the like. I went to Alexa for the very first time just now - there was an advert for dating &amp;quot;pretty Ukrainian ladies&amp;quot;. Is that where Ken gets his fantasies about sweet creationist women? &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 21:02, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::As we all know Google records stuff about you and then presents the links it thinks will interest you most. If you spend a lot of time on RW it will put relevant RW links at or near the top of your search. So saying that &amp;quot;X&amp;quot; is high on a Google search list for you is meaningless.&lt;br /&gt;
:::Try it on [https://duckduckgo.com/ duck and go] instead. --[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Or just open up an incognito/private browsing window and make sure you're signed out of your Google account (if you have one), and Google's results won't be tailored on any sort of search history. At most, it could be tailoring results for geographic area, which is vague at best. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:23, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::This is a common misconception and you see it all over the place with people claiming that their site is still the number one for X.  But it's wrong. Google [http://googleblog.blogspot.com.es/2009/12/personalized-search-for-everyone.html keeps filtering you] even when you are signed out.--[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 09:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC) &lt;br /&gt;
::::::Or you could just ignore the ads and move on with your life. Fuck, most of my ads are directed at Limbaughists and Vulgar Libertarians.--[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 16:44, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::::::Google's personalisation of ''search results'' is not the same thing as the ads they try to get you to read. Do any search with google and then do exactly the same search at duckduckgo.com or startpage.com Google doesn't only profile with cookies, it also uses your browser's uniqueness.&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1051636 No, really]. Well I suppose, like those two, his heroic exploits are completely fictional. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:44, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: He strikes me more as [http://youtube.com/watch?v=4A0Kk9DdbWI 'Mazing Man]. Well, except ol 'Maze is humble and lovable. Ken is neither. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 21:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Ken Doll has only ever been, and shall only ever be one character from the DC Universe. [http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7mn1u1v1p1qz742do1_1280.jpg Professor Pyg]. [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  21:50, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I don't think Sun Tzu said &amp;quot;Be ineffectual, even to the point of irrelevance&amp;quot; so Ken's ad-libbing a bit in practice. --[[User:Kels|Kels]] ([[User talk:Kels|talk]]) 22:12, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Yeah... I don't know what superhero Ken would be. I can't think of one that goes around punching himself in the face and thinks he's winning. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 22:59, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It's deleted now. Did he really say he's superman and batman or something similar to that? You can't be both. They're very different people. And if he's talking about physically, just say superman. [[User:X Stickman|X Stickman]] ([[User talk:X Stickman|talk]]) 23:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Kenny as a superhero?  Gotta be Mothman in Maine.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:22, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::@Stickman, what he said was drivel about nobody knew the true extant of his powers, because he keeps them seekrit like Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent. Or something equally as stupid. Anyway, I guess he's coming down off of high now, because he's going around cleaning up some edits, deleting others and oversighting the rest.  --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:56, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::The true extent of his power of being inconsequential? --[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 01:48, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::Help! Help! Burn-The-Evidence Man, please help! [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:46, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::::For what it's worth, my comment as JimmyDykes to Ken before it was oversighted was, &amp;quot;And look who's talking about socially challenged, oversized egos.  Did you mistake your own reflection for their website?&amp;quot;  [[Special:Contributions/24.186.48.29|24.186.48.29]] ([[User talk:24.186.48.29|talk]]) 03:52, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh Ken. You were so close - the thing is, Superman and Batman wear their undies outside their tights, while you wear yours on your head. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Tala!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 13:57, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: He seems to be claiming he might be more than one person.  Surely only one person can have his writing 'style'. [[User:Bevo74|Bevo74]] ([[User talk:Bevo74|talk]]) 19:23, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken, Ken, Ken you really think you're fooling anyone with your &amp;quot;I'm Superman, no wait I'm Batman&amp;quot; shtick? Here at the League of Atheist Super-Geniuses&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;We accept anyone who can add 2+2 and get a number. It's the perfect anti-CP safeguard!&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; we all know your super identity is Captain Oblivious. You don't have hide it. Just like don't have to hide being um, &amp;quot;roommates&amp;quot; with Barely-Repressed Man or all your computer passwords being &amp;quot;Password&amp;quot;. Speaking of which you should really change those. I mean thanks for the free money but someone malicious could do some real damage you know? Instead of just getting half ownership of a MacDonalds kids meal and telling the bank they can finally throw out those magic beans. [[Special:Contributions/99.248.242.120|99.248.242.120]] ([[User talk:99.248.242.120|talk]]) 00:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Im new here, or to use A.M. Radio lingo, long time reader first time typer. Anyhow i love checking out the question evolution blog that always gets linked to conservapedia, but today to my surprise rationalwikis existence was acknowledged, and apparently, this is a nerd website that puts people off with their obsession with colonics? I find it funny that these so called christians can break so many commandments in the name of their god, its almost enough to make me wish i was wrong  and their god was real, just so i could see the look on their face when he casts them into hell....for their sinfull pride {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Welcome to RW! I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to merge your topic with this conversation here on CP:Talk, since this is sort of the home for all CP-related loonery if it doesn't have anywhere else to go, and QE! is a Kenterprise. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I think you'll quickly find that the QE blog is probably *the* most tedious blogs you'll ever have the misfortune to come across. Ken's writing is tortuous, unimaginative, and extremely repetitive, and the layout of his posts is a complete mess. I guess it can be fun to watch for a while in a train-wreck sort of way, but in the end it all just gets to be a little sad and depressing.[[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 05:06, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, thanks im sorry you had to waste your time moving my silly tripe to the conservapedia page, I recently came across this wiki right after i came across the sillyness that is conservapedia, and beyond the making fun of sill YEC, i apreciate all the anti-wooness of this website and hope to be able to get drunk and add to it in as constructive a manner as possible. Also thanks for the warm welcome, i went to CP as a christian, went on about how silly evolution was, but the second i told them they were going to hell for their pridefull essays making fun of athiests and then old men for needing help climbing a dinosaur they blocked me, cunts...anyhow im pretty shit faced so i wont make much an ass of myself right away, all ill say is thank you all for the welcome, and i apologize for the mispellings, but my spell check isnt working properly with this site, but when i make real entries in proper articles ill make sure all spelling and grammer is correct..,and before i go ill say, ive gotten more than a few laughs from this wiki, and and...not to be to corny ive been inspired by this wiki because the asflys of this world would mean shit, if they haddnt happened to take over the republican party,via the tea baggers, and you folks are one of the few places ive seen my true political and idealogical ideals in &amp;quot;print&amp;quot; i just hope im able to add even the slightest bit to what you a,ready have here.......again im drunk real drunk..and stonded, so i hope i havnt seemed too silly good nigh bitches! {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
::For the record, if the current state of your user page, with holocaust denialism and antisemitism, reflects your true political and ideological ideals, you belong on Metapedia, not here, and you'll probably be swiftly shown the door, because we do not put up with that shit. However, we'll see how you do when you're sober. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 05:38, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::so your some kinda bad ass RW sheriff now, OP? &amp;quot;Swiftly shown the door&amp;quot;? Why not wait until the guy actually does something before whipping your e-dick out. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]|&lt;br /&gt;
::::Are we sure that guy wasn't Ken Doll? I understood almost none of what he had to say. Just like Ken. [[User:Hiphopopotamus|Hiphopopotamus]] ([[User talk:Hiphopopotamus|talk]]) 06:13, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::He has done something, Ace. Look at his [[User:SmittyGreen|user page]]. I hope he's just taking the piss (although I find it really bad taste, even if he is). And Ken's never gone off on an anti-Semitic rant, not yet anyway. I think it's more likely to be Mel Gibson. [[User:Spud|Spud]] ([[User talk:Spud|talk]]) 06:17, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::'''His user page offends me! BAN HIM!'''. We don't just &amp;quot;show people the door&amp;quot;. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Do you see me banning anyone (other than sysop joke bans)? Do you see me dragging anyone to the Coop? I'm hoping he's nicer when he's sober. I'm just predicting how this is going to go if he isn't. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:11, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::I'm warning you now, I'll show you the door if you aren't careful, OP. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:15, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Ok last try, if you find a long string of words else where, it was ment to be here, ill explain when im sober, but as drunk as i am...i have yet to write anything on my talk page...i just checked it and it was full of shit, now thanks to who ever took the time to write how they thought i might have felt but you missed...alot, anyhow,ima now watch TNG,on bbc and sleep, ill straiten this all out in tge morning, but i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the  next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
:Next time I have a run in with the Thin Blue Line I'll say, &amp;quot;i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow &amp;quot; [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:10, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Do you like hip hop and movies starring black folks like Brxbrx? He's totally not a racist. Ask his black friend. We don't ban users, but some it's appropriate to harass and beg to leave. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 13:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I can guarantee  one and all that i am not a racist, im quite sorry that i didnt present a better  first impression, but i fixed my user page, and i shall ass more info about myself in the coming days, and i hope to start writing, editing and hopefuly get to know everyone a bit, Ive admired this wiki for a few months and  and I'm excited to become a part of it.[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 17:40, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken hacked your user page?  Don't ass any more on my account.  [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 21:43, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah he did, but what do you mean about ass on your account? And i did troll a bit on CP but i came here to actually contribute, [[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 23:02, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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What fun, i had some fun with ken on conservapedia, after showing his writting to a few of my close friends, who happen to be a nun a priest, who agreed that much if what he wrote was extreamly rude, and downright sinfull, they agreed a man of his type will most likley find themselves suprised when god casts them out of heaven...anyhow, after that and hacking my account, he even included me in the newist QE blog, fun[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 23:18, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alright... lemme see if I got all this straight. You joined RW; and while you were drunk, Ken hacked your account and left a drunken incoherent racist rant. Which you've since deleted. Now you've taken to this talk page with a marginally more coherent defense. Do I have it right so far? Because if I do, you'll have to forgive me if I remain skeptical. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:45, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Ok so, i joined rational wiki a few weeks ago, sober and didnt have much to say, so i didnt post anything, i got buzzed and started fucking with conservapedia, and the QE blog, i really just wanted to point out all of thier unchristian behavior , and they quickly blocked me and i thought that was the end of it, soo i got drunk and had a few friends over to watched star trek, and when i checked back to see if anyone said anything, i found that my user page was filled with anti semetic crap, look at the latest QE blog, im the lame atheist that Threatened him with hell fire... I only did so after checking with my religious family members ( one who's a nun, one who's a priest) to see if i was right in my thinking that the QE blogs slandering of RW, and the articles making fun of atheists and gays for being fat, stupid and unable to find women...plus the article making fun of poor old PZ for needing help climbing the Triceratops, were in fact sinfull, and they agreed that they were not only pridefull, but even the verses they use to condem gays, say slanderers, will not make it to heaven, so i told them that, and they got mad. Its cool if you're skeptical, but i know what happened, and ill do whatever i can to prove it, i'd really like to become part of this website, it shares much of my own world view..plus its funny, soo just let me know what i can do to prove it to you, and try giving me a chance....[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 04:02, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:So you're still claiming that someone decided to hack some random yahoo with L337 haxorz skills because...conservatives? And this happened after a priest and a nun blessed your trolling the QE blog with hellfire? Right. Yeah, I think you're going to need to come up with a better story my friend. [[User:Captain Swing|Heavy Metal Jesus]] ([[User talk:Captain Swing|\m/ \m/]]) 06:21, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I think people would accept you far more if you just admitted you were stupid in posting that anti-Semitic crap, realized it was wrong, and did the right thing by erasing it and apologizing rather that this ridiculous story.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 14:32, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't admit to things i didn't do, id rather pack my bags,yes it may not have been ken, but there were reference in the post to things i said to him on CP and the QE blog, I'm not new at being offensive, and anything i do to offend people i tend to proudly own up to, this i didn't do, if no one believes me its fine,  i know what i did and did not do, and my friends didn't use my iPad or my computer,soo how ever it happened in the end, Idk, I'm no expert, all i know is like I've repeated i didn't write any of that, so we can either believe me or simply move on and after getting to know me, maybe you'll understand that such writing is simply not my style, or if I'm not accepted, i can return to lurking and simply enjoying the website, i only joined because I've enjoyed the site, and thought the least i can do i help add to it, expand it, and better it[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 19:39, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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But since it did somehow make it onto my page i would like to apologize to anyone it offended. Im hoping to close the whole thing and move onto working on edits, page creation, and debate, i hope i can prove myself capable through time[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 19:44, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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You crazy atheist, Smitty.  Welcome aboard.  We look forward to reading your pieces on the best way to obey Obama, how to kill babies without getting viscera on your kaftan and the best way to get stoned.   [[User:London Grump|London Grump]] ([[User talk:London Grump|talk]]) 21:09, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks man, I have a busy few days comin up, I'm my mothers care taker and she has a few important apointments coming up, but i promise once i really get a chance to edit and post more,  they will be of quality and non anti-semetic....[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 01:05, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Seems to be giving errors and not loading pages for last 4 hours. Wonder if they will loose a whole week again &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;amp;mdash; Unsigned, by: [[User:101.119.18.167|101.119.18.167]] / [[User talk:101.119.18.167|talk]] / [[Special:Contributions/101.119.18.167|contribs]] &amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 07:49, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Same for me. The week that never was really was a hoot. It would be too much to hope for such fun again. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 09:11, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Downforeveryoneorjustme is reporting cp as down for everyone.  Oh the joys if they do manage to lose an entire week again.  Which one of them do you think installed the mediawiki update this time?  And could this be the time when AugustO steps in to save the day again and regains some of his rights? [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 09:42, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Will this mean that all the unpersons Ken has made this week will now be un unpersons again ? Ken will be spitting chips btw. Isn't 15th at 5pm GMT meant to &amp;lt;s&amp;gt; another phone hookup with some random&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; the end of internet evolution ? DickV&lt;br /&gt;
::::I think several Very Important Dates have passed.&lt;br /&gt;
::::Dude. CP being down makes me really sad for Ken for some reason. At least in years past he was slightly more capable of interacting with people. Now he's a broken record, literally repeating the same sneering shit over and over to anyone who will talk to him. He was just challenging someone to find his other blogs - I've got numerous Google alerts set up - there are no other blogs. He views himself as a literal warrior struck in the image of Sun Tzu, but doesn't it strike you as incredibly sad that he can't even bear using his own name on the internet? He basically has no independent existence without his &amp;quot;anonymous&amp;quot; appearances. Several of us have seen his weird correspondence with someone's actual creationist family members inquiring in good faith about QE thinking he had something to do with CMI. They weren't willing to send him a note from their pastor or whatever weird intrusive shit he asked for. I just cannot fathom what kind of sad life this man must lead when his greatest triumphs are trolling people who would just as soon forget about him with tales of non-existent victories in a non-existent battle. There is no grand QE movement. There are no volunteers - at most a few people have been willing to humor him, or are working on their own while Ken implies that he's involved by reposting their pictures. Ken is not responsible for any upticks or downticks in internet traffic on any site but his blog, for which he shouldn't be proud. Ugh, Ken. Move on. More importantly, ugh Andy: you're a disgusting person for enabling this guy's self-destruction on your blog. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 10:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::And what of us, who poke, prod, torment and pull each of his strings at every opportunity?[[User:Tielec01|Tielec01]] ([[User talk:Tielec01|talk]]) 11:44, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::I've tried to stop doing it. It's hard and I'm not doing great. I can't blame you, but it's not right. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 12:29, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Got to agree. To have Conservapedia listed as a great accomplishment when it's been called the place ''where knowledge goes to die on the internet'' is just beyond depressing. Maybe that's why Andy lets him stay? I just wish other users there would stop beating around the damn bush about his trolling and rule violations (I think that Petmac guy asked something about spamming links is OK for Conservative but being the ONLY one). DonnyC gets blocked for 3 months on wrongful grounds and only August brings it up, and as nice a guy he is he's a pushover, but users with block rights seem to roll over when he reverts them for removing personal remarks. Guess I'm tired of the same old shit. [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 12:45, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::: Everyone is. I'm holding on to the slim hope that when Andy wakes up and notices his pet wiki has gone titsup he throws up his hands and finally says bollocks to it. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 12:53, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I believe Ken does have one other blog, Conservative Triumph, or something like that, but he very rarely posts to it; other than that all he has is his QE blog, although doesn't he have a British and Australian URL that points right back to his QE blog?  And that he counts those as separate blogs even though it is the same one?--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 13:14, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::: I was told be Kara and Andy a number of times to lay off Ken as they said he is a bit &amp;quot;unstable&amp;quot;. They are not completely oblivious but certainly like to turn a blind eye and don't want him to start chucking piles of fecal material at everyone. From what I gathered Kara personally detests Ken and would love to eradicated him. DickV&lt;br /&gt;
::::::: Our daily lulz are back on the air! [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 13:48, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::: Such as it is. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:20, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:DanAP&amp;amp;curid=126155&amp;amp;diff=1052115&amp;amp;oldid=1052110 Haven't seen one of these for a while.]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; And it's not from Eddy Poo, rather from parodist lite Brenden. Having a bit of fun are we ? [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 13:41, 14 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:How is that entry &amp;quot;sketchy&amp;quot;? Oh, wait, it's bringing facts into things. Nevermind... unless he's talking about the edit where paedophilia was linked as a &amp;quot;liberal trait&amp;quot;, which is all kinds of sketchy. [[User:Sokar|Sokar]] ([[User talk:Sokar|talk]]) 16:44, 14 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::DanAP deleted the 'Second Life' article as spam. I think Brenden is right to be concerned&lt;br /&gt;
:::Go Brenden! We always knew you were a bully at heart.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 01:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::A bully? I am giving him the chance to respond, and to redeem himself. My accusations are grounded in fact - his edits were somewhat suspicious, and asking him to explain himself, and his future edits, seems reasonable to me. [[Special:Contributions/172.218.49.11|172.218.49.11]] ([[User talk:172.218.49.11|talk]]) 02:54, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::If that helps you sleep at night buddy, then OK.  I see a jumped up smarmy little prefect telling the naughty kid that he has to do what he says - because he's the prefect and the teacher said he could.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 09:22, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::On the point of writing plans I can't see &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Ed_Poor&amp;amp;curid=117704&amp;amp;diff=1052315&amp;amp;oldid=1050722 this]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; going well for AugustO. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 11:37, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== And Ken Finally admits that the QE! blog ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:VivaYehshua&amp;amp;oldid=1052298 Is his.]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; Maybe it is also time to admit that the question evolution booklet ain't going to happen and that your entire campaign is a failure. You can't even man up to debate the fine Mr Mason yourself. What does that show about your machismo Ken ??? [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 05:13, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:No, not really he hasn't. Everything he wrote on that talk page is in inverted commas. If anyone asks Ken, he'll say that he was just quoting the anonymous man/woman/collective/Thomson's gazelle which writes the QE! blog. He'll still deny that it's his. [[User:Spud|Spud]] ([[User talk:Spud|talk]]) 05:40, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Meh, who cares if he never admits it, we all know it's Ken; Conservapedia all knows it's Ken; ShockofGoat and his crew all know it is Ken; no matter how much &amp;quot;attempted mystery&amp;quot; he tries, the writing style and stream of consciousness is too distinct, and too familiar.&lt;br /&gt;
::Lately he has been getting really obsessed with us, hoping for attention, going so far as to inadvertently showing the site doing well in an ass-backwards attempt to insult us, not to mention his weird personal obsession with Fergus.  The only person I pity in all of this is VivaYehshua, who may be a decent guy for all I know, but has become Ken's &amp;quot;goto&amp;quot; poster-child for debate; no doubt to the fella's chagrin.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 10:48, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: The guy's been jumping up and down screaming &amp;quot;LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!&amp;quot; at us for the last couple of days. It's just getting sad at this point. I wish one of his compadres at CP or the shockofgoat chatroom would have an intervention for him, he really seems like he needs it. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:21, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Can we just kind of ignore Kenny? Like, whatever he does we just ignore him? He'll either go off the rails or go away. --[[User:I came, I saw, I shat|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#B30000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Certified'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]  [[User talk:I came, I saw, I shat|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#00A288&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;'''Sick Bastard'''&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 14:25, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Actually, he'll likely do neither. He'll just start gloating about how his superior creationist intellect has defeat the combined hordes of darkness that is RW, or something like that -- [[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 16:59, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::True, but so what? No one believes him, not even on Conservapedia, if the talkpage is any indication; so let him claim victory all alone against his imaginary opponents.  He is too cowardly to debate anyone in reality so why should he be afforded any attention? I am all for ignoring the QE blog posts and his spam references to them on CP, as they are just cries for our loving attention anyway.  Granted this is a purely voluntary request, and I don't know how much people here will agree to it, but why bother feeding his ego?--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 17:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::This. The most effective thing RW could do is ignore Ken. He'll just keep going on and on and get mad at all the CP editors who wish he'd just shut up. He is a massive liability to Conservapedia and ultimately his own worst enemy. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 17:11, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
{{undent}}It is a good idea but... You have to realize Ken is like a bizarre version of Schrödinger's cat. While the cat is both alive and dead until the observation is made, we ''know'' Ken is going to be writing incoherent nonsense regardless if we're watching or not. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 17:34, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken is like some kind of self-correcting system; the less attention he receives the stranger and attention demanding his behavior, thus an equilibrium is maintained.  If we were to boycott discussion of Ken or QE, he'd just do something so bizarre that we'd be forced to bring it up. --[[User:Marlow|Marlow]] ([[User talk:Marlow|talk]]) 18:44, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Maybe Ken would do something  so bizarre he'd get the attention of someone capable of helping him. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 18:52, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Maybe then it be so bizarre he'd actually be interesting again, until then, he isn't worth the effort, even for lutz.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 20:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::That's more likely. However Ken acts online, he's not a danger to himself or others in the real world. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 20:07, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I normally do not get into the whole boycott thing with CP but the sheer fact that Conservative is a complete coward when it comes to debating makes me not want to give him any attention whatsoever (apart from this post :P) I have more respect for the crazy guy spouting nonsense on the street corner than I do for Conservative. If he just said, &amp;quot;You know what guys, I am just not that good at it. Try these more articulate people&amp;quot;, I would have no problem. After all we aren't all good at debating. No, instead he puffs himself up, tries to antagonize, makes stipulations he knows nobody would agree to since he is a nobody on the internet and not say, Ray Comfort, Lee Strobel, Ken Ham etc. and when called on his stuff retreats to his bunny hole. I have zero respect for people that can dish it but cannot take it. He really is a pathetic excuse for a human being, at least on the internet. [[User:Netharian|Netharian]][[User_Talk:Netharian|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cubicles are prisons!&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::: &amp;quot;''I have zero respect for people that can dish it but cannot take it.''&amp;quot;. Shit. I'd be impressed if he ever got good at the &amp;quot;dishing out part&amp;quot;. Every time he tries to open the proverbial can of Whoop-Ass, he just ends up spilling it all over himself. The guy's a joke from start to finish. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 00:24, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Turning the Nigel Farage article into proper good English with paragraph-thingies and all that. [[Special:Contributions/171.33.222.26|171.33.222.26]] ([[User talk:171.33.222.26|talk]]) 17:17, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: What? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 18:16, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: He said &amp;quot;Turning the Nigel Farage article into proper good English with paragraph-thingies and all that.&amp;quot; [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 18:48, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: That part I'm clear on. The part that's fuzzy is what the fuck that means. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:14, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Ey's talking about [[cp:Nigel Farage|this]] article, and saying that it would be a simple task to turn it into good English. &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:gray&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(talk to a)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; [[User:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Nihilist&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 19:25, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::: Oh, I get it. I guess our esteemed bunchanumbers friend is taking the piss out of them rather than earnestly suggesting we fix CP. My bad. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:09, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Hey JohnMuk, PROTIP: when you copypaste from [[wp:Nigel Farage|Wikipedia]], the returns apparently don't come over, so you get a wall o' text.  Just so you know. [[User:Godspeed|Godspeed]] ([[User talk:Godspeed|talk]]) 21:08, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::That happens if you copy'n'paste the rendered text into the edit box; there isn't magic to convert the rendered text into wikimarkup in your clipboard ... [[User:Csmiller|CS Miller]] ([[User talk:Csmiller|talk]]) 08:31, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::True. I'm always seeing bits of text with [1] and [2] in the middle on Last.fm wikipages. [[User:Sophie Wilder|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#008080&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sophie'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Sophie Wilder|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color#FF9933&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;''Wilder''&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 08:41, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Ken, did you forget the [http://questionevolution.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/great-tasting-news-blog-postsless.html special report] that you were supposed to issue yesterday? I know it's hard to manufacture fresh-sounding lies to report on, but you should at least have given it a go.&lt;br /&gt;
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I look forward to your excuses. Perhaps somebody came down with a bad case of flu, or your sleep schedule didn't permit you to post. Or maybe you'll just memory hole the promise like you did for all your promises about the 50/75/100 page QE booklet. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 08:52, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Are you suggesting one of Ken's predictions has failed to come true. I'm still waiting for operation grassroots, operation afterburner, The Ides of March 2010, 2011, 2012 and 2013 the book for grade schoolers and all the other bollocks he comes out with. It doesn't even get a snigger anymore. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 09:37, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Damn Jeeves. Why you gotta be bringin' up old shit? ---[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 09:47, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Because I suffer from the curse of remembering what happened last week. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 10:15, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
It's been rectified.  His &amp;quot;authoress&amp;quot; (who's not too sure about &amp;quot;it's&amp;quot; vs. &amp;quot;its,&amp;quot; but nobody said she was an editoress) has sent him a communiqué of terrifying import on the Ides of May.  And it ends with kisses and a happy face. I wonder if her name is Dulcinea? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 14:22, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Jesus, that was unimaginative even by his standards. Come on, Ken. You're not even trying. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:28, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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== Schlafly challenges obamacare ==&lt;br /&gt;
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http://coffeeandmarkets.com/2013/05/09/a-novel-challenge-to-obamacare/&lt;br /&gt;
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== Ken attempts to back this site by showing a graph of this site growing ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I am not sure what Ken is trying to achieve here.  He basically says Rationalwiki is struggling because we are just too atheist and nerdy, and &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/05/atheist-wiki-hit-socially-challenged.html then posts a graph where our site's traffic is shown to be on a long term upward swing over the last two years]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. Worse, looking at Ken's second favorite site, we have the following:&lt;br /&gt;
* Rationalwiki - Alexa Traffic Rank: 36,464 United States Traffic Rank in US: 12,452 &lt;br /&gt;
* Creation.com (CMI) Alexa Traffic Rank: 68,730 United States Traffic Rank in US: 22,752 &lt;br /&gt;
* Conservapedia - Alexa Traffic Rank: 69,714 Traffic Rank in US: 19,144 &lt;br /&gt;
* Ken's QE Blog - Alexa Traffic Rank: 3,418,874 United States Traffic Rank in US: 494,937&lt;br /&gt;
Yeeeeah, and we suck. {{unsig|BMcP}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Didn't Ken think high ranks were better than low ranks?  Or did I dream that? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 15:45, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: No, you didn't dream it. But he did memory hole that shit at speed when we laughed at him. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 15:48, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Amazing but true: the top hit for 'colonic' on Google USA is indeed our very own rationalwiki. Ken has made an accurate statement!!! &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 16:32, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: We're only the second hit for me, but I'm in the Boston area and the top hit is for an alternative healthcare office around here. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 16:34, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Does this mean we need to do an improvement drive on the [[colonic]] article? [[User:Tmtoulouse|Tmtoulouse]] ([[User talk:Tmtoulouse|talk]]) 16:54, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:What we need to do is show him we really are bigger ass-men and take over Google rankings for [http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexuality_and_Anal_Cancer Homosexuality and Anal Cancer], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome Gay Bowl Syndrome], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Fecal_incontinence Fecal Incontinence], and [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome#Proctitis_and_HIV_Infection_Further_Elaborated Proctitis]. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 18:35, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:We could always add a specific section on the dangers of electrolyte imbalance and one on coffee enemas.  Also, what's up with the section?--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 17:46, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Phiwum: Ken's statement, while true, is actually a bit weird. When I used google.co.uk, the top hits for 'colonic' were all for colonic irrigation services in towns around where I live (I had no idea that so many English colons needed irrigating). The weird thing is that searching on google.com also found a whole lot of colonic irrigators somewhere in the USA (I can't remember where exactly). To replicate Ken-boy's top hit, I first had to google for 'Google USA', then go to a mirror site for Google USA that doesn't seem to be specific to any particular locality in the USA, and search for 'colonic' there. Kenny must have been sitting in front of his computer for hours and hours and hours trying to find some - any! - vaguely indecent word which came top in some - any! - kind of Google search. I almost feel sorry for the little git. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 20:19, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alexa has a list of top google hits for the site. --[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 20:47, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I see - so not so weird after all, maybe. But I guess Ken is a bit obsessed with Alexa rankings and the like. I went to Alexa for the very first time just now - there was an advert for dating &amp;quot;pretty Ukrainian ladies&amp;quot;. Is that where Ken gets his fantasies about sweet creationist women? &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 21:02, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::As we all know Google records stuff about you and then presents the links it thinks will interest you most. If you spend a lot of time on RW it will put relevant RW links at or near the top of your search. So saying that &amp;quot;X&amp;quot; is high on a Google search list for you is meaningless.&lt;br /&gt;
:::Try it on [https://duckduckgo.com/ duck and go] instead. --[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Or just open up an incognito/private browsing window and make sure you're signed out of your Google account (if you have one), and Google's results won't be tailored on any sort of search history. At most, it could be tailoring results for geographic area, which is vague at best. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:23, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::This is a common misconception and you see it all over the place with people claiming that their site is still the number one for X.  But it's wrong. Google [http://googleblog.blogspot.com.es/2009/12/personalized-search-for-everyone.html keeps filtering you] even when you are signed out.--[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 09:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC) &lt;br /&gt;
::::::Or you could just ignore the ads and move on with your life. Fuck, most of my ads are directed at Limbaughists and Vulgar Libertarians.--[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 16:44, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1051636 No, really]. Well I suppose, like those two, his heroic exploits are completely fictional. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:44, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: He strikes me more as [http://youtube.com/watch?v=4A0Kk9DdbWI 'Mazing Man]. Well, except ol 'Maze is humble and lovable. Ken is neither. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 21:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Ken Doll has only ever been, and shall only ever be one character from the DC Universe. [http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7mn1u1v1p1qz742do1_1280.jpg Professor Pyg]. [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  21:50, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I don't think Sun Tzu said &amp;quot;Be ineffectual, even to the point of irrelevance&amp;quot; so Ken's ad-libbing a bit in practice. --[[User:Kels|Kels]] ([[User talk:Kels|talk]]) 22:12, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Yeah... I don't know what superhero Ken would be. I can't think of one that goes around punching himself in the face and thinks he's winning. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 22:59, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It's deleted now. Did he really say he's superman and batman or something similar to that? You can't be both. They're very different people. And if he's talking about physically, just say superman. [[User:X Stickman|X Stickman]] ([[User talk:X Stickman|talk]]) 23:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Kenny as a superhero?  Gotta be Mothman in Maine.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:22, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::@Stickman, what he said was drivel about nobody knew the true extant of his powers, because he keeps them seekrit like Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent. Or something equally as stupid. Anyway, I guess he's coming down off of high now, because he's going around cleaning up some edits, deleting others and oversighting the rest.  --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:56, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::The true extent of his power of being inconsequential? --[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 01:48, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::::::::::For what it's worth, my comment as JimmyDykes to Ken before it was oversighted was, &amp;quot;And look who's talking about socially challenged, oversized egos.  Did you mistake your own reflection for their website?&amp;quot;  [[Special:Contributions/24.186.48.29|24.186.48.29]] ([[User talk:24.186.48.29|talk]]) 03:52, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh Ken. You were so close - the thing is, Superman and Batman wear their undies outside their tights, while you wear yours on your head. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Tala!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 13:57, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: He seems to be claiming he might be more than one person.  Surely only one person can have his writing 'style'. [[User:Bevo74|Bevo74]] ([[User talk:Bevo74|talk]]) 19:23, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken, Ken, Ken you really think you're fooling anyone with your &amp;quot;I'm Superman, no wait I'm Batman&amp;quot; shtick? Here at the League of Atheist Super-Geniuses&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;We accept anyone who can add 2+2 and get a number. It's the perfect anti-CP safeguard!&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; we all know your super identity is Captain Oblivious. You don't have hide it. Just like don't have to hide being um, &amp;quot;roommates&amp;quot; with Barely-Repressed Man or all your computer passwords being &amp;quot;Password&amp;quot;. Speaking of which you should really change those. I mean thanks for the free money but someone malicious could do some real damage you know? Instead of just getting half ownership of a MacDonalds kids meal and telling the bank they can finally throw out those magic beans. [[Special:Contributions/99.248.242.120|99.248.242.120]] ([[User talk:99.248.242.120|talk]]) 00:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Im new here, or to use A.M. Radio lingo, long time reader first time typer. Anyhow i love checking out the question evolution blog that always gets linked to conservapedia, but today to my surprise rationalwikis existence was acknowledged, and apparently, this is a nerd website that puts people off with their obsession with colonics? I find it funny that these so called christians can break so many commandments in the name of their god, its almost enough to make me wish i was wrong  and their god was real, just so i could see the look on their face when he casts them into hell....for their sinfull pride {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Welcome to RW! I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to merge your topic with this conversation here on CP:Talk, since this is sort of the home for all CP-related loonery if it doesn't have anywhere else to go, and QE! is a Kenterprise. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I think you'll quickly find that the QE blog is probably *the* most tedious blogs you'll ever have the misfortune to come across. Ken's writing is tortuous, unimaginative, and extremely repetitive, and the layout of his posts is a complete mess. I guess it can be fun to watch for a while in a train-wreck sort of way, but in the end it all just gets to be a little sad and depressing.[[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 05:06, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, thanks im sorry you had to waste your time moving my silly tripe to the conservapedia page, I recently came across this wiki right after i came across the sillyness that is conservapedia, and beyond the making fun of sill YEC, i apreciate all the anti-wooness of this website and hope to be able to get drunk and add to it in as constructive a manner as possible. Also thanks for the warm welcome, i went to CP as a christian, went on about how silly evolution was, but the second i told them they were going to hell for their pridefull essays making fun of athiests and then old men for needing help climbing a dinosaur they blocked me, cunts...anyhow im pretty shit faced so i wont make much an ass of myself right away, all ill say is thank you all for the welcome, and i apologize for the mispellings, but my spell check isnt working properly with this site, but when i make real entries in proper articles ill make sure all spelling and grammer is correct..,and before i go ill say, ive gotten more than a few laughs from this wiki, and and...not to be to corny ive been inspired by this wiki because the asflys of this world would mean shit, if they haddnt happened to take over the republican party,via the tea baggers, and you folks are one of the few places ive seen my true political and idealogical ideals in &amp;quot;print&amp;quot; i just hope im able to add even the slightest bit to what you a,ready have here.......again im drunk real drunk..and stonded, so i hope i havnt seemed too silly good nigh bitches! {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
::For the record, if the current state of your user page, with holocaust denialism and antisemitism, reflects your true political and ideological ideals, you belong on Metapedia, not here, and you'll probably be swiftly shown the door, because we do not put up with that shit. However, we'll see how you do when you're sober. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 05:38, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::so your some kinda bad ass RW sheriff now, OP? &amp;quot;Swiftly shown the door&amp;quot;? Why not wait until the guy actually does something before whipping your e-dick out. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]|&lt;br /&gt;
::::Are we sure that guy wasn't Ken Doll? I understood almost none of what he had to say. Just like Ken. [[User:Hiphopopotamus|Hiphopopotamus]] ([[User talk:Hiphopopotamus|talk]]) 06:13, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::He has done something, Ace. Look at his [[User:SmittyGreen|user page]]. I hope he's just taking the piss (although I find it really bad taste, even if he is). And Ken's never gone off on an anti-Semitic rant, not yet anyway. I think it's more likely to be Mel Gibson. [[User:Spud|Spud]] ([[User talk:Spud|talk]]) 06:17, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::'''His user page offends me! BAN HIM!'''. We don't just &amp;quot;show people the door&amp;quot;. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Do you see me banning anyone (other than sysop joke bans)? Do you see me dragging anyone to the Coop? I'm hoping he's nicer when he's sober. I'm just predicting how this is going to go if he isn't. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:11, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::I'm warning you now, I'll show you the door if you aren't careful, OP. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:15, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Ok last try, if you find a long string of words else where, it was ment to be here, ill explain when im sober, but as drunk as i am...i have yet to write anything on my talk page...i just checked it and it was full of shit, now thanks to who ever took the time to write how they thought i might have felt but you missed...alot, anyhow,ima now watch TNG,on bbc and sleep, ill straiten this all out in tge morning, but i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the  next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
:Next time I have a run in with the Thin Blue Line I'll say, &amp;quot;i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow &amp;quot; [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:10, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Do you like hip hop and movies starring black folks like Brxbrx? He's totally not a racist. Ask his black friend. We don't ban users, but some it's appropriate to harass and beg to leave. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 13:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I can guarantee  one and all that i am not a racist, im quite sorry that i didnt present a better  first impression, but i fixed my user page, and i shall ass more info about myself in the coming days, and i hope to start writing, editing and hopefuly get to know everyone a bit, Ive admired this wiki for a few months and  and I'm excited to become a part of it.[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 17:40, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken hacked your user page?  Don't ass any more on my account.  [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 21:43, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah he did, but what do you mean about ass on your account? And i did troll a bit on CP but i came here to actually contribute, [[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 23:02, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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What fun, i had some fun with ken on conservapedia, after showing his writting to a few of my close friends, who happen to be a nun a priest, who agreed that much if what he wrote was extreamly rude, and downright sinfull, they agreed a man of his type will most likley find themselves suprised when god casts them out of heaven...anyhow, after that and hacking my account, he even included me in the newist QE blog, fun[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 23:18, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alright... lemme see if I got all this straight. You joined RW; and while you were drunk, Ken hacked your account and left a drunken incoherent racist rant. Which you've since deleted. Now you've taken to this talk page with a marginally more coherent defense. Do I have it right so far? Because if I do, you'll have to forgive me if I remain skeptical. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:45, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Ok so, i joined rational wiki a few weeks ago, sober and didnt have much to say, so i didnt post anything, i got buzzed and started fucking with conservapedia, and the QE blog, i really just wanted to point out all of thier unchristian behavior , and they quickly blocked me and i thought that was the end of it, soo i got drunk and had a few friends over to watched star trek, and when i checked back to see if anyone said anything, i found that my user page was filled with anti semetic crap, look at the latest QE blog, im the lame atheist that Threatened him with hell fire... I only did so after checking with my religious family members ( one who's a nun, one who's a priest) to see if i was right in my thinking that the QE blogs slandering of RW, and the articles making fun of atheists and gays for being fat, stupid and unable to find women...plus the article making fun of poor old PZ for needing help climbing the Triceratops, were in fact sinfull, and they agreed that they were not only pridefull, but even the verses they use to condem gays, say slanderers, will not make it to heaven, so i told them that, and they got mad. Its cool if you're skeptical, but i know what happened, and ill do whatever i can to prove it, i'd really like to become part of this website, it shares much of my own world view..plus its funny, soo just let me know what i can do to prove it to you, and try giving me a chance....[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 04:02, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:So you're still claiming that someone decided to hack some random yahoo with L337 haxorz skills because...conservatives? And this happened after a priest and a nun blessed your trolling the QE blog with hellfire? Right. Yeah, I think you're going to need to come up with a better story my friend. [[User:Captain Swing|Heavy Metal Jesus]] ([[User talk:Captain Swing|\m/ \m/]]) 06:21, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I think people would accept you far more if you just admitted you were stupid in posting that anti-Semitic crap, realized it was wrong, and did the right thing by erasing it and apologizing rather that this ridiculous story.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 14:32, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't admit to things i didn't do, id rather pack my bags,yes it may not have been ken, but there were reference in the post to things i said to him on CP and the QE blog, I'm not new at being offensive, and anything i do to offend people i tend to proudly own up to, this i didn't do, if no one believes me its fine,  i know what i did and did not do, and my friends didn't use my iPad or my computer,soo how ever it happened in the end, Idk, I'm no expert, all i know is like I've repeated i didn't write any of that, so we can either believe me or simply move on and after getting to know me, maybe you'll understand that such writing is simply not my style, or if I'm not accepted, i can return to lurking and simply enjoying the website, i only joined because I've enjoyed the site, and thought the least i can do i help add to it, expand it, and better it[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 19:39, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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But since it did somehow make it onto my page i would like to apologize to anyone it offended. Im hoping to close the whole thing and move onto working on edits, page creation, and debate, i hope i can prove myself capable through time[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 19:44, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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You crazy atheist, Smitty.  Welcome aboard.  We look forward to reading your pieces on the best way to obey Obama, how to kill babies without getting viscera on your kaftan and the best way to get stoned.   [[User:London Grump|London Grump]] ([[User talk:London Grump|talk]]) 21:09, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks man, I have a busy few days comin up, I'm my mothers care taker and she has a few important apointments coming up, but i promise once i really get a chance to edit and post more,  they will be of quality and non anti-semetic....[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 01:05, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Same for me. The week that never was really was a hoot. It would be too much to hope for such fun again. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 09:11, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Downforeveryoneorjustme is reporting cp as down for everyone.  Oh the joys if they do manage to lose an entire week again.  Which one of them do you think installed the mediawiki update this time?  And could this be the time when AugustO steps in to save the day again and regains some of his rights? [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 09:42, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Will this mean that all the unpersons Ken has made this week will now be un unpersons again ? Ken will be spitting chips btw. Isn't 15th at 5pm GMT meant to &amp;lt;s&amp;gt; another phone hookup with some random&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; the end of internet evolution ? DickV&lt;br /&gt;
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::::Dude. CP being down makes me really sad for Ken for some reason. At least in years past he was slightly more capable of interacting with people. Now he's a broken record, literally repeating the same sneering shit over and over to anyone who will talk to him. He was just challenging someone to find his other blogs - I've got numerous Google alerts set up - there are no other blogs. He views himself as a literal warrior struck in the image of Sun Tzu, but doesn't it strike you as incredibly sad that he can't even bear using his own name on the internet? He basically has no independent existence without his &amp;quot;anonymous&amp;quot; appearances. Several of us have seen his weird correspondence with someone's actual creationist family members inquiring in good faith about QE thinking he had something to do with CMI. They weren't willing to send him a note from their pastor or whatever weird intrusive shit he asked for. I just cannot fathom what kind of sad life this man must lead when his greatest triumphs are trolling people who would just as soon forget about him with tales of non-existent victories in a non-existent battle. There is no grand QE movement. There are no volunteers - at most a few people have been willing to humor him, or are working on their own while Ken implies that he's involved by reposting their pictures. Ken is not responsible for any upticks or downticks in internet traffic on any site but his blog, for which he shouldn't be proud. Ugh, Ken. Move on. More importantly, ugh Andy: you're a disgusting person for enabling this guy's self-destruction on your blog. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 10:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::And what of us, who poke, prod, torment and pull each of his strings at every opportunity?[[User:Tielec01|Tielec01]] ([[User talk:Tielec01|talk]]) 11:44, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::I've tried to stop doing it. It's hard and I'm not doing great. I can't blame you, but it's not right. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 12:29, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Got to agree. To have Conservapedia listed as a great accomplishment when it's been called the place ''where knowledge goes to die on the internet'' is just beyond depressing. Maybe that's why Andy lets him stay? I just wish other users there would stop beating around the damn bush about his trolling and rule violations (I think that Petmac guy asked something about spamming links is OK for Conservative but being the ONLY one). DonnyC gets blocked for 3 months on wrongful grounds and only August brings it up, and as nice a guy he is he's a pushover, but users with block rights seem to roll over when he reverts them for removing personal remarks. Guess I'm tired of the same old shit. [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 12:45, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::: Everyone is. I'm holding on to the slim hope that when Andy wakes up and notices his pet wiki has gone titsup he throws up his hands and finally says bollocks to it. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 12:53, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I believe Ken does have one other blog, Conservative Triumph, or something like that, but he very rarely posts to it; other than that all he has is his QE blog, although doesn't he have a British and Australian URL that points right back to his QE blog?  And that he counts those as separate blogs even though it is the same one?--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 13:14, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::: I was told be Kara and Andy a number of times to lay off Ken as they said he is a bit &amp;quot;unstable&amp;quot;. They are not completely oblivious but certainly like to turn a blind eye and don't want him to start chucking piles of fecal material at everyone. From what I gathered Kara personally detests Ken and would love to eradicated him. DickV&lt;br /&gt;
::::::: Our daily lulz are back on the air! [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 13:48, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::: Such as it is. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:20, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:DanAP&amp;amp;curid=126155&amp;amp;diff=1052115&amp;amp;oldid=1052110 Haven't seen one of these for a while.]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; And it's not from Eddy Poo, rather from parodist lite Brenden. Having a bit of fun are we ? [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 13:41, 14 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:How is that entry &amp;quot;sketchy&amp;quot;? Oh, wait, it's bringing facts into things. Nevermind... unless he's talking about the edit where paedophilia was linked as a &amp;quot;liberal trait&amp;quot;, which is all kinds of sketchy. [[User:Sokar|Sokar]] ([[User talk:Sokar|talk]]) 16:44, 14 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::DanAP deleted the 'Second Life' article as spam. I think Brenden is right to be concerned&lt;br /&gt;
:::Go Brenden! We always knew you were a bully at heart.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 01:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::A bully? I am giving him the chance to respond, and to redeem himself. My accusations are grounded in fact - his edits were somewhat suspicious, and asking him to explain himself, and his future edits, seems reasonable to me. [[Special:Contributions/172.218.49.11|172.218.49.11]] ([[User talk:172.218.49.11|talk]]) 02:54, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::If that helps you sleep at night buddy, then OK.  I see a jumped up smarmy little prefect telling the naughty kid that he has to do what he says - because he's the prefect and the teacher said he could.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 09:22, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::On the point of writing plans I can't see &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Ed_Poor&amp;amp;curid=117704&amp;amp;diff=1052315&amp;amp;oldid=1050722 this]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; going well for AugustO. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 11:37, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== And Ken Finally admits that the QE! blog ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:VivaYehshua&amp;amp;oldid=1052298 Is his.]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; Maybe it is also time to admit that the question evolution booklet ain't going to happen and that your entire campaign is a failure. You can't even man up to debate the fine Mr Mason yourself. What does that show about your machismo Ken ??? [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 05:13, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:No, not really he hasn't. Everything he wrote on that talk page is in inverted commas. If anyone asks Ken, he'll say that he was just quoting the anonymous man/woman/collective/Thomson's gazelle which writes the QE! blog. He'll still deny that it's his. [[User:Spud|Spud]] ([[User talk:Spud|talk]]) 05:40, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Meh, who cares if he never admits it, we all know it's Ken; Conservapedia all knows it's Ken; ShockofGoat and his crew all know it is Ken; no matter how much &amp;quot;attempted mystery&amp;quot; he tries, the writing style and stream of consciousness is too distinct, and too familiar.&lt;br /&gt;
::Lately he has been getting really obsessed with us, hoping for attention, going so far as to inadvertently showing the site doing well in an ass-backwards attempt to insult us, not to mention his weird personal obsession with Fergus.  The only person I pity in all of this is VivaYehshua, who may be a decent guy for all I know, but has become Ken's &amp;quot;goto&amp;quot; poster-child for debate; no doubt to the fella's chagrin.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 10:48, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: The guy's been jumping up and down screaming &amp;quot;LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!&amp;quot; at us for the last couple of days. It's just getting sad at this point. I wish one of his compadres at CP or the shockofgoat chatroom would have an intervention for him, he really seems like he needs it. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:21, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Can we just kind of ignore Kenny? Like, whatever he does we just ignore him? He'll either go off the rails or go away. --[[User:I came, I saw, I shat|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#B30000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Certified'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]  [[User talk:I came, I saw, I shat|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#00A288&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;'''Sick Bastard'''&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 14:25, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Actually, he'll likely do neither. He'll just start gloating about how his superior creationist intellect has defeat the combined hordes of darkness that is RW, or something like that -- [[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 16:59, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::True, but so what? No one believes him, not even on Conservapedia, if the talkpage is any indication; so let him claim victory all alone against his imaginary opponents.  He is too cowardly to debate anyone in reality so why should he be afforded any attention? I am all for ignoring the QE blog posts and his spam references to them on CP, as they are just cries for our loving attention anyway.  Granted this is a purely voluntary request, and I don't know how much people here will agree to it, but why bother feeding his ego?--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 17:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::This. The most effective thing RW could do is ignore Ken. He'll just keep going on and on and get mad at all the CP editors who wish he'd just shut up. He is a massive liability to Conservapedia and ultimately his own worst enemy. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 17:11, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
{{undent}}It is a good idea but... You have to realize Ken is like a bizarre version of Schrödinger's cat. While the cat is both alive and dead until the observation is made, we ''know'' Ken is going to be writing incoherent nonsense regardless if we're watching or not. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 17:34, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken is like some kind of self-correcting system; the less attention he receives the stranger and attention demanding his behavior, thus an equilibrium is maintained.  If we were to boycott discussion of Ken or QE, he'd just do something so bizarre that we'd be forced to bring it up. --[[User:Marlow|Marlow]] ([[User talk:Marlow|talk]]) 18:44, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Maybe Ken would do something  so bizarre he'd get the attention of someone capable of helping him. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 18:52, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Maybe then it be so bizarre he'd actually be interesting again, until then, he isn't worth the effort, even for lutz.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 20:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::That's more likely. However Ken acts online, he's not a danger to himself or others in the real world. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 20:07, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I normally do not get into the whole boycott thing with CP but the sheer fact that Conservative is a complete coward when it comes to debating makes me not want to give him any attention whatsoever (apart from this post :P) I have more respect for the crazy guy spouting nonsense on the street corner than I do for Conservative. If he just said, &amp;quot;You know what guys, I am just not that good at it. Try these more articulate people&amp;quot;, I would have no problem. After all we aren't all good at debating. No, instead he puffs himself up, tries to antagonize, makes stipulations he knows nobody would agree to since he is a nobody on the internet and not say, Ray Comfort, Lee Strobel, Ken Ham etc. and when called on his stuff retreats to his bunny hole. I have zero respect for people that can dish it but cannot take it. He really is a pathetic excuse for a human being, at least on the internet. [[User:Netharian|Netharian]][[User_Talk:Netharian|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cubicles are prisons!&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::: &amp;quot;''I have zero respect for people that can dish it but cannot take it.''&amp;quot;. Shit. I'd be impressed if he ever got good at the &amp;quot;dishing out part&amp;quot;. Every time he tries to open the proverbial can of Whoop-Ass, he just ends up spilling it all over himself. The guy's a joke from start to finish. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 00:24, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Turning the Nigel Farage article into proper good English with paragraph-thingies and all that. [[Special:Contributions/171.33.222.26|171.33.222.26]] ([[User talk:171.33.222.26|talk]]) 17:17, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: What? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 18:16, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: He said &amp;quot;Turning the Nigel Farage article into proper good English with paragraph-thingies and all that.&amp;quot; [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 18:48, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: That part I'm clear on. The part that's fuzzy is what the fuck that means. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:14, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Ey's talking about [[cp:Nigel Farage|this]] article, and saying that it would be a simple task to turn it into good English. &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:gray&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(talk to a)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; [[User:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Nihilist&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 19:25, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::: Oh, I get it. I guess our esteemed bunchanumbers friend is taking the piss out of them rather than earnestly suggesting we fix CP. My bad. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:09, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Hey JohnMuk, PROTIP: when you copypaste from [[wp:Nigel Farage|Wikipedia]], the returns apparently don't come over, so you get a wall o' text.  Just so you know. [[User:Godspeed|Godspeed]] ([[User talk:Godspeed|talk]]) 21:08, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::That happens if you copy'n'paste the rendered text into the edit box; there isn't magic to convert the rendered text into wikimarkup in your clipboard ... [[User:Csmiller|CS Miller]] ([[User talk:Csmiller|talk]]) 08:31, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::True. I'm always seeing bits of text with [1] and [2] in the middle on Last.fm wikipages. [[User:Sophie Wilder|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#008080&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sophie'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Sophie Wilder|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color#FF9933&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;''Wilder''&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 08:41, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Ken, did you forget the [http://questionevolution.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/great-tasting-news-blog-postsless.html special report] that you were supposed to issue yesterday? I know it's hard to manufacture fresh-sounding lies to report on, but you should at least have given it a go.&lt;br /&gt;
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I look forward to your excuses. Perhaps somebody came down with a bad case of flu, or your sleep schedule didn't permit you to post. Or maybe you'll just memory hole the promise like you did for all your promises about the 50/75/100 page QE booklet. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 08:52, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Are you suggesting one of Ken's predictions has failed to come true. I'm still waiting for operation grassroots, operation afterburner, The Ides of March 2010, 2011, 2012 and 2013 the book for grade schoolers and all the other bollocks he comes out with. It doesn't even get a snigger anymore. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 09:37, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Damn Jeeves. Why you gotta be bringin' up old shit? ---[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 09:47, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Because I suffer from the curse of remembering what happened last week. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 10:15, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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http://coffeeandmarkets.com/2013/05/09/a-novel-challenge-to-obamacare/&lt;br /&gt;
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== Ken attempts to back this site by showing a graph of this site growing ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I am not sure what Ken is trying to achieve here.  He basically says Rationalwiki is struggling because we are just too atheist and nerdy, and &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/05/atheist-wiki-hit-socially-challenged.html then posts a graph where our site's traffic is shown to be on a long term upward swing over the last two years]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. Worse, looking at Ken's second favorite site, we have the following:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Creation.com (CMI) Alexa Traffic Rank: 68,730 United States Traffic Rank in US: 22,752 &lt;br /&gt;
* Conservapedia - Alexa Traffic Rank: 69,714 Traffic Rank in US: 19,144 &lt;br /&gt;
* Ken's QE Blog - Alexa Traffic Rank: 3,418,874 United States Traffic Rank in US: 494,937&lt;br /&gt;
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:Didn't Ken think high ranks were better than low ranks?  Or did I dream that? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 15:45, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: No, you didn't dream it. But he did memory hole that shit at speed when we laughed at him. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 15:48, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Amazing but true: the top hit for 'colonic' on Google USA is indeed our very own rationalwiki. Ken has made an accurate statement!!! &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 16:32, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: We're only the second hit for me, but I'm in the Boston area and the top hit is for an alternative healthcare office around here. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 16:34, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Does this mean we need to do an improvement drive on the [[colonic]] article? [[User:Tmtoulouse|Tmtoulouse]] ([[User talk:Tmtoulouse|talk]]) 16:54, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:What we need to do is show him we really are bigger ass-men and take over Google rankings for [http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexuality_and_Anal_Cancer Homosexuality and Anal Cancer], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome Gay Bowl Syndrome], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Fecal_incontinence Fecal Incontinence], and [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome#Proctitis_and_HIV_Infection_Further_Elaborated Proctitis]. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 18:35, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:We could always add a specific section on the dangers of electrolyte imbalance and one on coffee enemas.  Also, what's up with the section?--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 17:46, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Phiwum: Ken's statement, while true, is actually a bit weird. When I used google.co.uk, the top hits for 'colonic' were all for colonic irrigation services in towns around where I live (I had no idea that so many English colons needed irrigating). The weird thing is that searching on google.com also found a whole lot of colonic irrigators somewhere in the USA (I can't remember where exactly). To replicate Ken-boy's top hit, I first had to google for 'Google USA', then go to a mirror site for Google USA that doesn't seem to be specific to any particular locality in the USA, and search for 'colonic' there. Kenny must have been sitting in front of his computer for hours and hours and hours trying to find some - any! - vaguely indecent word which came top in some - any! - kind of Google search. I almost feel sorry for the little git. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 20:19, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alexa has a list of top google hits for the site. --[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 20:47, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I see - so not so weird after all, maybe. But I guess Ken is a bit obsessed with Alexa rankings and the like. I went to Alexa for the very first time just now - there was an advert for dating &amp;quot;pretty Ukrainian ladies&amp;quot;. Is that where Ken gets his fantasies about sweet creationist women? &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 21:02, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::As we all know Google records stuff about you and then presents the links it thinks will interest you most. If you spend a lot of time on RW it will put relevant RW links at or near the top of your search. So saying that &amp;quot;X&amp;quot; is high on a Google search list for you is meaningless.&lt;br /&gt;
:::Try it on [https://duckduckgo.com/ duck and go] instead. --[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Or just open up an incognito/private browsing window and make sure you're signed out of your Google account (if you have one), and Google's results won't be tailored on any sort of search history. At most, it could be tailoring results for geographic area, which is vague at best. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:23, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::This is a common misconception and you see it all over the place with people claiming that their site is still the number one for X.  But it's wrong. Google [http://googleblog.blogspot.com.es/2009/12/personalized-search-for-everyone.html keeps filtering you] even when you are signed out.--[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 09:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC) &lt;br /&gt;
::::::Or you could just ignore the ads and move on with your life. Fuck, most of my ads are directed at Limbaughists and Vulgar Libertarians.--[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 16:44, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::[https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/adblock/gighmmpiobklfepjocnamgkkbiglidom?hl=en There are ads on the internet now?] [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 16:17, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Google's personalisation of ''search results'' is not the same thing as the ads they try to get you to read. Do any search with google and then do exactly the same search at duckduckgo.com or startpage.com Google doesn't only profile with cookies, it also uses your browser's uniqueness.&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1051636 No, really]. Well I suppose, like those two, his heroic exploits are completely fictional. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:44, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: He strikes me more as [http://youtube.com/watch?v=4A0Kk9DdbWI 'Mazing Man]. Well, except ol 'Maze is humble and lovable. Ken is neither. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 21:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Ken Doll has only ever been, and shall only ever be one character from the DC Universe. [http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7mn1u1v1p1qz742do1_1280.jpg Professor Pyg]. [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  21:50, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I don't think Sun Tzu said &amp;quot;Be ineffectual, even to the point of irrelevance&amp;quot; so Ken's ad-libbing a bit in practice. --[[User:Kels|Kels]] ([[User talk:Kels|talk]]) 22:12, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Yeah... I don't know what superhero Ken would be. I can't think of one that goes around punching himself in the face and thinks he's winning. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 22:59, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It's deleted now. Did he really say he's superman and batman or something similar to that? You can't be both. They're very different people. And if he's talking about physically, just say superman. [[User:X Stickman|X Stickman]] ([[User talk:X Stickman|talk]]) 23:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Kenny as a superhero?  Gotta be Mothman in Maine.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:22, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::@Stickman, what he said was drivel about nobody knew the true extant of his powers, because he keeps them seekrit like Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent. Or something equally as stupid. Anyway, I guess he's coming down off of high now, because he's going around cleaning up some edits, deleting others and oversighting the rest.  --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:56, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::The true extent of his power of being inconsequential? --[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 01:48, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::Help! Help! Burn-The-Evidence Man, please help! [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:46, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::::For what it's worth, my comment as JimmyDykes to Ken before it was oversighted was, &amp;quot;And look who's talking about socially challenged, oversized egos.  Did you mistake your own reflection for their website?&amp;quot;  [[Special:Contributions/24.186.48.29|24.186.48.29]] ([[User talk:24.186.48.29|talk]]) 03:52, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh Ken. You were so close - the thing is, Superman and Batman wear their undies outside their tights, while you wear yours on your head. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Tala!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 13:57, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: He seems to be claiming he might be more than one person.  Surely only one person can have his writing 'style'. [[User:Bevo74|Bevo74]] ([[User talk:Bevo74|talk]]) 19:23, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken, Ken, Ken you really think you're fooling anyone with your &amp;quot;I'm Superman, no wait I'm Batman&amp;quot; shtick? Here at the League of Atheist Super-Geniuses&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;We accept anyone who can add 2+2 and get a number. It's the perfect anti-CP safeguard!&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; we all know your super identity is Captain Oblivious. You don't have hide it. Just like don't have to hide being um, &amp;quot;roommates&amp;quot; with Barely-Repressed Man or all your computer passwords being &amp;quot;Password&amp;quot;. Speaking of which you should really change those. I mean thanks for the free money but someone malicious could do some real damage you know? Instead of just getting half ownership of a MacDonalds kids meal and telling the bank they can finally throw out those magic beans. [[Special:Contributions/99.248.242.120|99.248.242.120]] ([[User talk:99.248.242.120|talk]]) 00:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Im new here, or to use A.M. Radio lingo, long time reader first time typer. Anyhow i love checking out the question evolution blog that always gets linked to conservapedia, but today to my surprise rationalwikis existence was acknowledged, and apparently, this is a nerd website that puts people off with their obsession with colonics? I find it funny that these so called christians can break so many commandments in the name of their god, its almost enough to make me wish i was wrong  and their god was real, just so i could see the look on their face when he casts them into hell....for their sinfull pride {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Welcome to RW! I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to merge your topic with this conversation here on CP:Talk, since this is sort of the home for all CP-related loonery if it doesn't have anywhere else to go, and QE! is a Kenterprise. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I think you'll quickly find that the QE blog is probably *the* most tedious blogs you'll ever have the misfortune to come across. Ken's writing is tortuous, unimaginative, and extremely repetitive, and the layout of his posts is a complete mess. I guess it can be fun to watch for a while in a train-wreck sort of way, but in the end it all just gets to be a little sad and depressing.[[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 05:06, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, thanks im sorry you had to waste your time moving my silly tripe to the conservapedia page, I recently came across this wiki right after i came across the sillyness that is conservapedia, and beyond the making fun of sill YEC, i apreciate all the anti-wooness of this website and hope to be able to get drunk and add to it in as constructive a manner as possible. Also thanks for the warm welcome, i went to CP as a christian, went on about how silly evolution was, but the second i told them they were going to hell for their pridefull essays making fun of athiests and then old men for needing help climbing a dinosaur they blocked me, cunts...anyhow im pretty shit faced so i wont make much an ass of myself right away, all ill say is thank you all for the welcome, and i apologize for the mispellings, but my spell check isnt working properly with this site, but when i make real entries in proper articles ill make sure all spelling and grammer is correct..,and before i go ill say, ive gotten more than a few laughs from this wiki, and and...not to be to corny ive been inspired by this wiki because the asflys of this world would mean shit, if they haddnt happened to take over the republican party,via the tea baggers, and you folks are one of the few places ive seen my true political and idealogical ideals in &amp;quot;print&amp;quot; i just hope im able to add even the slightest bit to what you a,ready have here.......again im drunk real drunk..and stonded, so i hope i havnt seemed too silly good nigh bitches! {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
::For the record, if the current state of your user page, with holocaust denialism and antisemitism, reflects your true political and ideological ideals, you belong on Metapedia, not here, and you'll probably be swiftly shown the door, because we do not put up with that shit. However, we'll see how you do when you're sober. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 05:38, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::so your some kinda bad ass RW sheriff now, OP? &amp;quot;Swiftly shown the door&amp;quot;? Why not wait until the guy actually does something before whipping your e-dick out. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]|&lt;br /&gt;
::::Are we sure that guy wasn't Ken Doll? I understood almost none of what he had to say. Just like Ken. [[User:Hiphopopotamus|Hiphopopotamus]] ([[User talk:Hiphopopotamus|talk]]) 06:13, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::He has done something, Ace. Look at his [[User:SmittyGreen|user page]]. I hope he's just taking the piss (although I find it really bad taste, even if he is). And Ken's never gone off on an anti-Semitic rant, not yet anyway. I think it's more likely to be Mel Gibson. [[User:Spud|Spud]] ([[User talk:Spud|talk]]) 06:17, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::'''His user page offends me! BAN HIM!'''. We don't just &amp;quot;show people the door&amp;quot;. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Do you see me banning anyone (other than sysop joke bans)? Do you see me dragging anyone to the Coop? I'm hoping he's nicer when he's sober. I'm just predicting how this is going to go if he isn't. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:11, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::I'm warning you now, I'll show you the door if you aren't careful, OP. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:15, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Ok last try, if you find a long string of words else where, it was ment to be here, ill explain when im sober, but as drunk as i am...i have yet to write anything on my talk page...i just checked it and it was full of shit, now thanks to who ever took the time to write how they thought i might have felt but you missed...alot, anyhow,ima now watch TNG,on bbc and sleep, ill straiten this all out in tge morning, but i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the  next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
:Next time I have a run in with the Thin Blue Line I'll say, &amp;quot;i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow &amp;quot; [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:10, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Do you like hip hop and movies starring black folks like Brxbrx? He's totally not a racist. Ask his black friend. We don't ban users, but some it's appropriate to harass and beg to leave. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 13:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I can guarantee  one and all that i am not a racist, im quite sorry that i didnt present a better  first impression, but i fixed my user page, and i shall ass more info about myself in the coming days, and i hope to start writing, editing and hopefuly get to know everyone a bit, Ive admired this wiki for a few months and  and I'm excited to become a part of it.[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 17:40, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken hacked your user page?  Don't ass any more on my account.  [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 21:43, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Seems like someone needs more practice at trolling. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 22:10, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah he did, but what do you mean about ass on your account? And i did troll a bit on CP but i came here to actually contribute, [[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 23:02, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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What fun, i had some fun with ken on conservapedia, after showing his writting to a few of my close friends, who happen to be a nun a priest, who agreed that much if what he wrote was extreamly rude, and downright sinfull, they agreed a man of his type will most likley find themselves suprised when god casts them out of heaven...anyhow, after that and hacking my account, he even included me in the newist QE blog, fun[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 23:18, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alright... lemme see if I got all this straight. You joined RW; and while you were drunk, Ken hacked your account and left a drunken incoherent racist rant. Which you've since deleted. Now you've taken to this talk page with a marginally more coherent defense. Do I have it right so far? Because if I do, you'll have to forgive me if I remain skeptical. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:45, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Ok so, i joined rational wiki a few weeks ago, sober and didnt have much to say, so i didnt post anything, i got buzzed and started fucking with conservapedia, and the QE blog, i really just wanted to point out all of thier unchristian behavior , and they quickly blocked me and i thought that was the end of it, soo i got drunk and had a few friends over to watched star trek, and when i checked back to see if anyone said anything, i found that my user page was filled with anti semetic crap, look at the latest QE blog, im the lame atheist that Threatened him with hell fire... I only did so after checking with my religious family members ( one who's a nun, one who's a priest) to see if i was right in my thinking that the QE blogs slandering of RW, and the articles making fun of atheists and gays for being fat, stupid and unable to find women...plus the article making fun of poor old PZ for needing help climbing the Triceratops, were in fact sinfull, and they agreed that they were not only pridefull, but even the verses they use to condem gays, say slanderers, will not make it to heaven, so i told them that, and they got mad. Its cool if you're skeptical, but i know what happened, and ill do whatever i can to prove it, i'd really like to become part of this website, it shares much of my own world view..plus its funny, soo just let me know what i can do to prove it to you, and try giving me a chance....[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 04:02, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:So you're still claiming that someone decided to hack some random yahoo with L337 haxorz skills because...conservatives? And this happened after a priest and a nun blessed your trolling the QE blog with hellfire? Right. Yeah, I think you're going to need to come up with a better story my friend. [[User:Captain Swing|Heavy Metal Jesus]] ([[User talk:Captain Swing|\m/ \m/]]) 06:21, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I think people would accept you far more if you just admitted you were stupid in posting that anti-Semitic crap, realized it was wrong, and did the right thing by erasing it and apologizing rather that this ridiculous story.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 14:32, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't admit to things i didn't do, id rather pack my bags,yes it may not have been ken, but there were reference in the post to things i said to him on CP and the QE blog, I'm not new at being offensive, and anything i do to offend people i tend to proudly own up to, this i didn't do, if no one believes me its fine,  i know what i did and did not do, and my friends didn't use my iPad or my computer,soo how ever it happened in the end, Idk, I'm no expert, all i know is like I've repeated i didn't write any of that, so we can either believe me or simply move on and after getting to know me, maybe you'll understand that such writing is simply not my style, or if I'm not accepted, i can return to lurking and simply enjoying the website, i only joined because I've enjoyed the site, and thought the least i can do i help add to it, expand it, and better it[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 19:39, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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But since it did somehow make it onto my page i would like to apologize to anyone it offended. Im hoping to close the whole thing and move onto working on edits, page creation, and debate, i hope i can prove myself capable through time[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 19:44, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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You crazy atheist, Smitty.  Welcome aboard.  We look forward to reading your pieces on the best way to obey Obama, how to kill babies without getting viscera on your kaftan and the best way to get stoned.   [[User:London Grump|London Grump]] ([[User talk:London Grump|talk]]) 21:09, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks man, I have a busy few days comin up, I'm my mothers care taker and she has a few important apointments coming up, but i promise once i really get a chance to edit and post more,  they will be of quality and non anti-semetic....[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 01:05, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Seems to be giving errors and not loading pages for last 4 hours. Wonder if they will loose a whole week again &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;amp;mdash; Unsigned, by: [[User:101.119.18.167|101.119.18.167]] / [[User talk:101.119.18.167|talk]] / [[Special:Contributions/101.119.18.167|contribs]] &amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 07:49, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Same for me. The week that never was really was a hoot. It would be too much to hope for such fun again. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 09:11, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Downforeveryoneorjustme is reporting cp as down for everyone.  Oh the joys if they do manage to lose an entire week again.  Which one of them do you think installed the mediawiki update this time?  And could this be the time when AugustO steps in to save the day again and regains some of his rights? [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 09:42, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Will this mean that all the unpersons Ken has made this week will now be un unpersons again ? Ken will be spitting chips btw. Isn't 15th at 5pm GMT meant to &amp;lt;s&amp;gt; another phone hookup with some random&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; the end of internet evolution ? DickV&lt;br /&gt;
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::::Dude. CP being down makes me really sad for Ken for some reason. At least in years past he was slightly more capable of interacting with people. Now he's a broken record, literally repeating the same sneering shit over and over to anyone who will talk to him. He was just challenging someone to find his other blogs - I've got numerous Google alerts set up - there are no other blogs. He views himself as a literal warrior struck in the image of Sun Tzu, but doesn't it strike you as incredibly sad that he can't even bear using his own name on the internet? He basically has no independent existence without his &amp;quot;anonymous&amp;quot; appearances. Several of us have seen his weird correspondence with someone's actual creationist family members inquiring in good faith about QE thinking he had something to do with CMI. They weren't willing to send him a note from their pastor or whatever weird intrusive shit he asked for. I just cannot fathom what kind of sad life this man must lead when his greatest triumphs are trolling people who would just as soon forget about him with tales of non-existent victories in a non-existent battle. There is no grand QE movement. There are no volunteers - at most a few people have been willing to humor him, or are working on their own while Ken implies that he's involved by reposting their pictures. Ken is not responsible for any upticks or downticks in internet traffic on any site but his blog, for which he shouldn't be proud. Ugh, Ken. Move on. More importantly, ugh Andy: you're a disgusting person for enabling this guy's self-destruction on your blog. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 10:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::And what of us, who poke, prod, torment and pull each of his strings at every opportunity?[[User:Tielec01|Tielec01]] ([[User talk:Tielec01|talk]]) 11:44, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::I've tried to stop doing it. It's hard and I'm not doing great. I can't blame you, but it's not right. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 12:29, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Got to agree. To have Conservapedia listed as a great accomplishment when it's been called the place ''where knowledge goes to die on the internet'' is just beyond depressing. Maybe that's why Andy lets him stay? I just wish other users there would stop beating around the damn bush about his trolling and rule violations (I think that Petmac guy asked something about spamming links is OK for Conservative but being the ONLY one). DonnyC gets blocked for 3 months on wrongful grounds and only August brings it up, and as nice a guy he is he's a pushover, but users with block rights seem to roll over when he reverts them for removing personal remarks. Guess I'm tired of the same old shit. [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 12:45, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::: Everyone is. I'm holding on to the slim hope that when Andy wakes up and notices his pet wiki has gone titsup he throws up his hands and finally says bollocks to it. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 12:53, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I believe Ken does have one other blog, Conservative Triumph, or something like that, but he very rarely posts to it; other than that all he has is his QE blog, although doesn't he have a British and Australian URL that points right back to his QE blog?  And that he counts those as separate blogs even though it is the same one?--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 13:14, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::: I was told be Kara and Andy a number of times to lay off Ken as they said he is a bit &amp;quot;unstable&amp;quot;. They are not completely oblivious but certainly like to turn a blind eye and don't want him to start chucking piles of fecal material at everyone. From what I gathered Kara personally detests Ken and would love to eradicated him. DickV&lt;br /&gt;
::::::: Our daily lulz are back on the air! [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 13:48, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::: Such as it is. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:20, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:DanAP&amp;amp;curid=126155&amp;amp;diff=1052115&amp;amp;oldid=1052110 Haven't seen one of these for a while.]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; And it's not from Eddy Poo, rather from parodist lite Brenden. Having a bit of fun are we ? [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 13:41, 14 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:How is that entry &amp;quot;sketchy&amp;quot;? Oh, wait, it's bringing facts into things. Nevermind... unless he's talking about the edit where paedophilia was linked as a &amp;quot;liberal trait&amp;quot;, which is all kinds of sketchy. [[User:Sokar|Sokar]] ([[User talk:Sokar|talk]]) 16:44, 14 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::DanAP deleted the 'Second Life' article as spam. I think Brenden is right to be concerned&lt;br /&gt;
:::Go Brenden! We always knew you were a bully at heart.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 01:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::A bully? I am giving him the chance to respond, and to redeem himself. My accusations are grounded in fact - his edits were somewhat suspicious, and asking him to explain himself, and his future edits, seems reasonable to me. [[Special:Contributions/172.218.49.11|172.218.49.11]] ([[User talk:172.218.49.11|talk]]) 02:54, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::If that helps you sleep at night buddy, then OK.  I see a jumped up smarmy little prefect telling the naughty kid that he has to do what he says - because he's the prefect and the teacher said he could.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 09:22, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::On the point of writing plans I can't see &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Ed_Poor&amp;amp;curid=117704&amp;amp;diff=1052315&amp;amp;oldid=1050722 this]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; going well for AugustO. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 11:37, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== And Ken Finally admits that the QE! blog ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:VivaYehshua&amp;amp;oldid=1052298 Is his.]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; Maybe it is also time to admit that the question evolution booklet ain't going to happen and that your entire campaign is a failure. You can't even man up to debate the fine Mr Mason yourself. What does that show about your machismo Ken ??? [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 05:13, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:No, not really he hasn't. Everything he wrote on that talk page is in inverted commas. If anyone asks Ken, he'll say that he was just quoting the anonymous man/woman/collective/Thomson's gazelle which writes the QE! blog. He'll still deny that it's his. [[User:Spud|Spud]] ([[User talk:Spud|talk]]) 05:40, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Meh, who cares if he never admits it, we all know it's Ken; Conservapedia all knows it's Ken; ShockofGoat and his crew all know it is Ken; no matter how much &amp;quot;attempted mystery&amp;quot; he tries, the writing style and stream of consciousness is too distinct, and too familiar.&lt;br /&gt;
::Lately he has been getting really obsessed with us, hoping for attention, going so far as to inadvertently showing the site doing well in an ass-backwards attempt to insult us, not to mention his weird personal obsession with Fergus.  The only person I pity in all of this is VivaYehshua, who may be a decent guy for all I know, but has become Ken's &amp;quot;goto&amp;quot; poster-child for debate; no doubt to the fella's chagrin.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 10:48, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: The guy's been jumping up and down screaming &amp;quot;LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!&amp;quot; at us for the last couple of days. It's just getting sad at this point. I wish one of his compadres at CP or the shockofgoat chatroom would have an intervention for him, he really seems like he needs it. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:21, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Can we just kind of ignore Kenny? Like, whatever he does we just ignore him? He'll either go off the rails or go away. --[[User:I came, I saw, I shat|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#B30000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Certified'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]  [[User talk:I came, I saw, I shat|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#00A288&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;'''Sick Bastard'''&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 14:25, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Actually, he'll likely do neither. He'll just start gloating about how his superior creationist intellect has defeat the combined hordes of darkness that is RW, or something like that -- [[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 16:59, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::True, but so what? No one believes him, not even on Conservapedia, if the talkpage is any indication; so let him claim victory all alone against his imaginary opponents.  He is too cowardly to debate anyone in reality so why should he be afforded any attention? I am all for ignoring the QE blog posts and his spam references to them on CP, as they are just cries for our loving attention anyway.  Granted this is a purely voluntary request, and I don't know how much people here will agree to it, but why bother feeding his ego?--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 17:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::This. The most effective thing RW could do is ignore Ken. He'll just keep going on and on and get mad at all the CP editors who wish he'd just shut up. He is a massive liability to Conservapedia and ultimately his own worst enemy. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 17:11, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
{{undent}}It is a good idea but... You have to realize Ken is like a bizarre version of Schrödinger's cat. While the cat is both alive and dead until the observation is made, we ''know'' Ken is going to be writing incoherent nonsense regardless if we're watching or not. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 17:34, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken is like some kind of self-correcting system; the less attention he receives the stranger and attention demanding his behavior, thus an equilibrium is maintained.  If we were to boycott discussion of Ken or QE, he'd just do something so bizarre that we'd be forced to bring it up. --[[User:Marlow|Marlow]] ([[User talk:Marlow|talk]]) 18:44, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Maybe Ken would do something  so bizarre he'd get the attention of someone capable of helping him. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 18:52, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Maybe then it be so bizarre he'd actually be interesting again, until then, he isn't worth the effort, even for lutz.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 20:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::That's more likely. However Ken acts online, he's not a danger to himself or others in the real world. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 20:07, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I normally do not get into the whole boycott thing with CP but the sheer fact that Conservative is a complete coward when it comes to debating makes me not want to give him any attention whatsoever (apart from this post :P) I have more respect for the crazy guy spouting nonsense on the street corner than I do for Conservative. If he just said, &amp;quot;You know what guys, I am just not that good at it. Try these more articulate people&amp;quot;, I would have no problem. After all we aren't all good at debating. No, instead he puffs himself up, tries to antagonize, makes stipulations he knows nobody would agree to since he is a nobody on the internet and not say, Ray Comfort, Lee Strobel, Ken Ham etc. and when called on his stuff retreats to his bunny hole. I have zero respect for people that can dish it but cannot take it. He really is a pathetic excuse for a human being, at least on the internet. [[User:Netharian|Netharian]][[User_Talk:Netharian|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cubicles are prisons!&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::: &amp;quot;''I have zero respect for people that can dish it but cannot take it.''&amp;quot;. Shit. I'd be impressed if he ever got good at the &amp;quot;dishing out part&amp;quot;. Every time he tries to open the proverbial can of Whoop-Ass, he just ends up spilling it all over himself. The guy's a joke from start to finish. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 00:24, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Turning the Nigel Farage article into proper good English with paragraph-thingies and all that. [[Special:Contributions/171.33.222.26|171.33.222.26]] ([[User talk:171.33.222.26|talk]]) 17:17, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: What? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 18:16, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: He said &amp;quot;Turning the Nigel Farage article into proper good English with paragraph-thingies and all that.&amp;quot; [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 18:48, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: That part I'm clear on. The part that's fuzzy is what the fuck that means. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:14, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Ey's talking about [[cp:Nigel Farage|this]] article, and saying that it would be a simple task to turn it into good English. &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:gray&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(talk to a)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; [[User:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Nihilist&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 19:25, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::: Oh, I get it. I guess our esteemed bunchanumbers friend is taking the piss out of them rather than earnestly suggesting we fix CP. My bad. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:09, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Hey JohnMuk, PROTIP: when you copypaste from [[wp:Nigel Farage|Wikipedia]], the returns apparently don't come over, so you get a wall o' text.  Just so you know. [[User:Godspeed|Godspeed]] ([[User talk:Godspeed|talk]]) 21:08, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::That happens if you copy'n'paste the rendered text into the edit box; there isn't magic to convert the rendered text into wikimarkup in your clipboard ... [[User:Csmiller|CS Miller]] ([[User talk:Csmiller|talk]]) 08:31, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::True. I'm always seeing bits of text with [1] and [2] in the middle on Last.fm wikipages. [[User:Sophie Wilder|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#008080&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sophie'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Sophie Wilder|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color#FF9933&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;''Wilder''&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 08:41, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Ken, did you forget the [http://questionevolution.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/great-tasting-news-blog-postsless.html special report] that you were supposed to issue yesterday? I know it's hard to manufacture fresh-sounding lies to report on, but you should at least have given it a go.&lt;br /&gt;
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I look forward to your excuses. Perhaps somebody came down with a bad case of flu, or your sleep schedule didn't permit you to post. Or maybe you'll just memory hole the promise like you did for all your promises about the 50/75/100 page QE booklet. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 08:52, 16 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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http://coffeeandmarkets.com/2013/05/09/a-novel-challenge-to-obamacare/&lt;br /&gt;
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I am not sure what Ken is trying to achieve here.  He basically says Rationalwiki is struggling because we are just too atheist and nerdy, and &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/05/atheist-wiki-hit-socially-challenged.html then posts a graph where our site's traffic is shown to be on a long term upward swing over the last two years]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. Worse, looking at Ken's second favorite site, we have the following:&lt;br /&gt;
* Rationalwiki - Alexa Traffic Rank: 36,464 United States Traffic Rank in US: 12,452 &lt;br /&gt;
* Creation.com (CMI) Alexa Traffic Rank: 68,730 United States Traffic Rank in US: 22,752 &lt;br /&gt;
* Conservapedia - Alexa Traffic Rank: 69,714 Traffic Rank in US: 19,144 &lt;br /&gt;
* Ken's QE Blog - Alexa Traffic Rank: 3,418,874 United States Traffic Rank in US: 494,937&lt;br /&gt;
Yeeeeah, and we suck. {{unsig|BMcP}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Didn't Ken think high ranks were better than low ranks?  Or did I dream that? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 15:45, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: No, you didn't dream it. But he did memory hole that shit at speed when we laughed at him. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 15:48, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Amazing but true: the top hit for 'colonic' on Google USA is indeed our very own rationalwiki. Ken has made an accurate statement!!! &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 16:32, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: We're only the second hit for me, but I'm in the Boston area and the top hit is for an alternative healthcare office around here. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 16:34, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Does this mean we need to do an improvement drive on the [[colonic]] article? [[User:Tmtoulouse|Tmtoulouse]] ([[User talk:Tmtoulouse|talk]]) 16:54, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:What we need to do is show him we really are bigger ass-men and take over Google rankings for [http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexuality_and_Anal_Cancer Homosexuality and Anal Cancer], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome Gay Bowl Syndrome], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Fecal_incontinence Fecal Incontinence], and [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome#Proctitis_and_HIV_Infection_Further_Elaborated Proctitis]. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 18:35, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:We could always add a specific section on the dangers of electrolyte imbalance and one on coffee enemas.  Also, what's up with the section?--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 17:46, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Phiwum: Ken's statement, while true, is actually a bit weird. When I used google.co.uk, the top hits for 'colonic' were all for colonic irrigation services in towns around where I live (I had no idea that so many English colons needed irrigating). The weird thing is that searching on google.com also found a whole lot of colonic irrigators somewhere in the USA (I can't remember where exactly). To replicate Ken-boy's top hit, I first had to google for 'Google USA', then go to a mirror site for Google USA that doesn't seem to be specific to any particular locality in the USA, and search for 'colonic' there. Kenny must have been sitting in front of his computer for hours and hours and hours trying to find some - any! - vaguely indecent word which came top in some - any! - kind of Google search. I almost feel sorry for the little git. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 20:19, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alexa has a list of top google hits for the site. --[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 20:47, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I see - so not so weird after all, maybe. But I guess Ken is a bit obsessed with Alexa rankings and the like. I went to Alexa for the very first time just now - there was an advert for dating &amp;quot;pretty Ukrainian ladies&amp;quot;. Is that where Ken gets his fantasies about sweet creationist women? &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 21:02, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::As we all know Google records stuff about you and then presents the links it thinks will interest you most. If you spend a lot of time on RW it will put relevant RW links at or near the top of your search. So saying that &amp;quot;X&amp;quot; is high on a Google search list for you is meaningless.&lt;br /&gt;
:::Try it on [https://duckduckgo.com/ duck and go] instead. --[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Or just open up an incognito/private browsing window and make sure you're signed out of your Google account (if you have one), and Google's results won't be tailored on any sort of search history. At most, it could be tailoring results for geographic area, which is vague at best. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:23, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::This is a common misconception and you see it all over the place with people claiming that their site is still the number one for X.  But it's wrong. Google [http://googleblog.blogspot.com.es/2009/12/personalized-search-for-everyone.html keeps filtering you] even when you are signed out.--[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 09:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC) &lt;br /&gt;
::::::Or you could just ignore the ads and move on with your life. Fuck, most of my ads are directed at Limbaughists and Vulgar Libertarians.--[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 16:44, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::[https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/adblock/gighmmpiobklfepjocnamgkkbiglidom?hl=en There are ads on the internet now?] [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 16:17, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Google's personalisation of ''search results'' is not the same thing as the ads they try to get you to read. Do any search with google and then do exactly the same search at duckduckgo.com or startpage.com Google doesn't only profile with cookies, it also uses your browser's uniqueness.&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1051636 No, really]. Well I suppose, like those two, his heroic exploits are completely fictional. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:44, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: He strikes me more as [http://youtube.com/watch?v=4A0Kk9DdbWI 'Mazing Man]. Well, except ol 'Maze is humble and lovable. Ken is neither. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 21:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Ken Doll has only ever been, and shall only ever be one character from the DC Universe. [http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7mn1u1v1p1qz742do1_1280.jpg Professor Pyg]. [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  21:50, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I don't think Sun Tzu said &amp;quot;Be ineffectual, even to the point of irrelevance&amp;quot; so Ken's ad-libbing a bit in practice. --[[User:Kels|Kels]] ([[User talk:Kels|talk]]) 22:12, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Yeah... I don't know what superhero Ken would be. I can't think of one that goes around punching himself in the face and thinks he's winning. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 22:59, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It's deleted now. Did he really say he's superman and batman or something similar to that? You can't be both. They're very different people. And if he's talking about physically, just say superman. [[User:X Stickman|X Stickman]] ([[User talk:X Stickman|talk]]) 23:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Kenny as a superhero?  Gotta be Mothman in Maine.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:22, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::@Stickman, what he said was drivel about nobody knew the true extant of his powers, because he keeps them seekrit like Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent. Or something equally as stupid. Anyway, I guess he's coming down off of high now, because he's going around cleaning up some edits, deleting others and oversighting the rest.  --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:56, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::The true extent of his power of being inconsequential? --[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 01:48, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::::::::::For what it's worth, my comment as JimmyDykes to Ken before it was oversighted was, &amp;quot;And look who's talking about socially challenged, oversized egos.  Did you mistake your own reflection for their website?&amp;quot;  [[Special:Contributions/24.186.48.29|24.186.48.29]] ([[User talk:24.186.48.29|talk]]) 03:52, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh Ken. You were so close - the thing is, Superman and Batman wear their undies outside their tights, while you wear yours on your head. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Tala!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 13:57, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: He seems to be claiming he might be more than one person.  Surely only one person can have his writing 'style'. [[User:Bevo74|Bevo74]] ([[User talk:Bevo74|talk]]) 19:23, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken, Ken, Ken you really think you're fooling anyone with your &amp;quot;I'm Superman, no wait I'm Batman&amp;quot; shtick? Here at the League of Atheist Super-Geniuses&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;We accept anyone who can add 2+2 and get a number. It's the perfect anti-CP safeguard!&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; we all know your super identity is Captain Oblivious. You don't have hide it. Just like don't have to hide being um, &amp;quot;roommates&amp;quot; with Barely-Repressed Man or all your computer passwords being &amp;quot;Password&amp;quot;. Speaking of which you should really change those. I mean thanks for the free money but someone malicious could do some real damage you know? Instead of just getting half ownership of a MacDonalds kids meal and telling the bank they can finally throw out those magic beans. [[Special:Contributions/99.248.242.120|99.248.242.120]] ([[User talk:99.248.242.120|talk]]) 00:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Im new here, or to use A.M. Radio lingo, long time reader first time typer. Anyhow i love checking out the question evolution blog that always gets linked to conservapedia, but today to my surprise rationalwikis existence was acknowledged, and apparently, this is a nerd website that puts people off with their obsession with colonics? I find it funny that these so called christians can break so many commandments in the name of their god, its almost enough to make me wish i was wrong  and their god was real, just so i could see the look on their face when he casts them into hell....for their sinfull pride {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Welcome to RW! I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to merge your topic with this conversation here on CP:Talk, since this is sort of the home for all CP-related loonery if it doesn't have anywhere else to go, and QE! is a Kenterprise. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I think you'll quickly find that the QE blog is probably *the* most tedious blogs you'll ever have the misfortune to come across. Ken's writing is tortuous, unimaginative, and extremely repetitive, and the layout of his posts is a complete mess. I guess it can be fun to watch for a while in a train-wreck sort of way, but in the end it all just gets to be a little sad and depressing.[[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 05:06, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, thanks im sorry you had to waste your time moving my silly tripe to the conservapedia page, I recently came across this wiki right after i came across the sillyness that is conservapedia, and beyond the making fun of sill YEC, i apreciate all the anti-wooness of this website and hope to be able to get drunk and add to it in as constructive a manner as possible. Also thanks for the warm welcome, i went to CP as a christian, went on about how silly evolution was, but the second i told them they were going to hell for their pridefull essays making fun of athiests and then old men for needing help climbing a dinosaur they blocked me, cunts...anyhow im pretty shit faced so i wont make much an ass of myself right away, all ill say is thank you all for the welcome, and i apologize for the mispellings, but my spell check isnt working properly with this site, but when i make real entries in proper articles ill make sure all spelling and grammer is correct..,and before i go ill say, ive gotten more than a few laughs from this wiki, and and...not to be to corny ive been inspired by this wiki because the asflys of this world would mean shit, if they haddnt happened to take over the republican party,via the tea baggers, and you folks are one of the few places ive seen my true political and idealogical ideals in &amp;quot;print&amp;quot; i just hope im able to add even the slightest bit to what you a,ready have here.......again im drunk real drunk..and stonded, so i hope i havnt seemed too silly good nigh bitches! {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
::For the record, if the current state of your user page, with holocaust denialism and antisemitism, reflects your true political and ideological ideals, you belong on Metapedia, not here, and you'll probably be swiftly shown the door, because we do not put up with that shit. However, we'll see how you do when you're sober. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 05:38, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::so your some kinda bad ass RW sheriff now, OP? &amp;quot;Swiftly shown the door&amp;quot;? Why not wait until the guy actually does something before whipping your e-dick out. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]|&lt;br /&gt;
::::Are we sure that guy wasn't Ken Doll? I understood almost none of what he had to say. Just like Ken. [[User:Hiphopopotamus|Hiphopopotamus]] ([[User talk:Hiphopopotamus|talk]]) 06:13, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::He has done something, Ace. Look at his [[User:SmittyGreen|user page]]. I hope he's just taking the piss (although I find it really bad taste, even if he is). And Ken's never gone off on an anti-Semitic rant, not yet anyway. I think it's more likely to be Mel Gibson. [[User:Spud|Spud]] ([[User talk:Spud|talk]]) 06:17, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::'''His user page offends me! BAN HIM!'''. We don't just &amp;quot;show people the door&amp;quot;. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Do you see me banning anyone (other than sysop joke bans)? Do you see me dragging anyone to the Coop? I'm hoping he's nicer when he's sober. I'm just predicting how this is going to go if he isn't. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:11, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::I'm warning you now, I'll show you the door if you aren't careful, OP. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:15, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Ok last try, if you find a long string of words else where, it was ment to be here, ill explain when im sober, but as drunk as i am...i have yet to write anything on my talk page...i just checked it and it was full of shit, now thanks to who ever took the time to write how they thought i might have felt but you missed...alot, anyhow,ima now watch TNG,on bbc and sleep, ill straiten this all out in tge morning, but i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the  next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
:Next time I have a run in with the Thin Blue Line I'll say, &amp;quot;i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow &amp;quot; [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:10, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Do you like hip hop and movies starring black folks like Brxbrx? He's totally not a racist. Ask his black friend. We don't ban users, but some it's appropriate to harass and beg to leave. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 13:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I can guarantee  one and all that i am not a racist, im quite sorry that i didnt present a better  first impression, but i fixed my user page, and i shall ass more info about myself in the coming days, and i hope to start writing, editing and hopefuly get to know everyone a bit, Ive admired this wiki for a few months and  and I'm excited to become a part of it.[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 17:40, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken hacked your user page?  Don't ass any more on my account.  [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 21:43, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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What fun, i had some fun with ken on conservapedia, after showing his writting to a few of my close friends, who happen to be a nun a priest, who agreed that much if what he wrote was extreamly rude, and downright sinfull, they agreed a man of his type will most likley find themselves suprised when god casts them out of heaven...anyhow, after that and hacking my account, he even included me in the newist QE blog, fun[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 23:18, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alright... lemme see if I got all this straight. You joined RW; and while you were drunk, Ken hacked your account and left a drunken incoherent racist rant. Which you've since deleted. Now you've taken to this talk page with a marginally more coherent defense. Do I have it right so far? Because if I do, you'll have to forgive me if I remain skeptical. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:45, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Ok so, i joined rational wiki a few weeks ago, sober and didnt have much to say, so i didnt post anything, i got buzzed and started fucking with conservapedia, and the QE blog, i really just wanted to point out all of thier unchristian behavior , and they quickly blocked me and i thought that was the end of it, soo i got drunk and had a few friends over to watched star trek, and when i checked back to see if anyone said anything, i found that my user page was filled with anti semetic crap, look at the latest QE blog, im the lame atheist that Threatened him with hell fire... I only did so after checking with my religious family members ( one who's a nun, one who's a priest) to see if i was right in my thinking that the QE blogs slandering of RW, and the articles making fun of atheists and gays for being fat, stupid and unable to find women...plus the article making fun of poor old PZ for needing help climbing the Triceratops, were in fact sinfull, and they agreed that they were not only pridefull, but even the verses they use to condem gays, say slanderers, will not make it to heaven, so i told them that, and they got mad. Its cool if you're skeptical, but i know what happened, and ill do whatever i can to prove it, i'd really like to become part of this website, it shares much of my own world view..plus its funny, soo just let me know what i can do to prove it to you, and try giving me a chance....[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 04:02, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:So you're still claiming that someone decided to hack some random yahoo with L337 haxorz skills because...conservatives? And this happened after a priest and a nun blessed your trolling the QE blog with hellfire? Right. Yeah, I think you're going to need to come up with a better story my friend. [[User:Captain Swing|Heavy Metal Jesus]] ([[User talk:Captain Swing|\m/ \m/]]) 06:21, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I think people would accept you far more if you just admitted you were stupid in posting that anti-Semitic crap, realized it was wrong, and did the right thing by erasing it and apologizing rather that this ridiculous story.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 14:32, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't admit to things i didn't do, id rather pack my bags,yes it may not have been ken, but there were reference in the post to things i said to him on CP and the QE blog, I'm not new at being offensive, and anything i do to offend people i tend to proudly own up to, this i didn't do, if no one believes me its fine,  i know what i did and did not do, and my friends didn't use my iPad or my computer,soo how ever it happened in the end, Idk, I'm no expert, all i know is like I've repeated i didn't write any of that, so we can either believe me or simply move on and after getting to know me, maybe you'll understand that such writing is simply not my style, or if I'm not accepted, i can return to lurking and simply enjoying the website, i only joined because I've enjoyed the site, and thought the least i can do i help add to it, expand it, and better it[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 19:39, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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You crazy atheist, Smitty.  Welcome aboard.  We look forward to reading your pieces on the best way to obey Obama, how to kill babies without getting viscera on your kaftan and the best way to get stoned.   [[User:London Grump|London Grump]] ([[User talk:London Grump|talk]]) 21:09, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks man, I have a busy few days comin up, I'm my mothers care taker and she has a few important apointments coming up, but i promise once i really get a chance to edit and post more,  they will be of quality and non anti-semetic....[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 01:05, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Same for me. The week that never was really was a hoot. It would be too much to hope for such fun again. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 09:11, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Downforeveryoneorjustme is reporting cp as down for everyone.  Oh the joys if they do manage to lose an entire week again.  Which one of them do you think installed the mediawiki update this time?  And could this be the time when AugustO steps in to save the day again and regains some of his rights? [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 09:42, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Will this mean that all the unpersons Ken has made this week will now be un unpersons again ? Ken will be spitting chips btw. Isn't 15th at 5pm GMT meant to &amp;lt;s&amp;gt; another phone hookup with some random&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; the end of internet evolution ? DickV&lt;br /&gt;
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::::Dude. CP being down makes me really sad for Ken for some reason. At least in years past he was slightly more capable of interacting with people. Now he's a broken record, literally repeating the same sneering shit over and over to anyone who will talk to him. He was just challenging someone to find his other blogs - I've got numerous Google alerts set up - there are no other blogs. He views himself as a literal warrior struck in the image of Sun Tzu, but doesn't it strike you as incredibly sad that he can't even bear using his own name on the internet? He basically has no independent existence without his &amp;quot;anonymous&amp;quot; appearances. Several of us have seen his weird correspondence with someone's actual creationist family members inquiring in good faith about QE thinking he had something to do with CMI. They weren't willing to send him a note from their pastor or whatever weird intrusive shit he asked for. I just cannot fathom what kind of sad life this man must lead when his greatest triumphs are trolling people who would just as soon forget about him with tales of non-existent victories in a non-existent battle. There is no grand QE movement. There are no volunteers - at most a few people have been willing to humor him, or are working on their own while Ken implies that he's involved by reposting their pictures. Ken is not responsible for any upticks or downticks in internet traffic on any site but his blog, for which he shouldn't be proud. Ugh, Ken. Move on. More importantly, ugh Andy: you're a disgusting person for enabling this guy's self-destruction on your blog. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 10:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::And what of us, who poke, prod, torment and pull each of his strings at every opportunity?[[User:Tielec01|Tielec01]] ([[User talk:Tielec01|talk]]) 11:44, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::::::::Got to agree. To have Conservapedia listed as a great accomplishment when it's been called the place ''where knowledge goes to die on the internet'' is just beyond depressing. Maybe that's why Andy lets him stay? I just wish other users there would stop beating around the damn bush about his trolling and rule violations (I think that Petmac guy asked something about spamming links is OK for Conservative but being the ONLY one). DonnyC gets blocked for 3 months on wrongful grounds and only August brings it up, and as nice a guy he is he's a pushover, but users with block rights seem to roll over when he reverts them for removing personal remarks. Guess I'm tired of the same old shit. [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 12:45, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::: Everyone is. I'm holding on to the slim hope that when Andy wakes up and notices his pet wiki has gone titsup he throws up his hands and finally says bollocks to it. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 12:53, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I believe Ken does have one other blog, Conservative Triumph, or something like that, but he very rarely posts to it; other than that all he has is his QE blog, although doesn't he have a British and Australian URL that points right back to his QE blog?  And that he counts those as separate blogs even though it is the same one?--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 13:14, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::: I was told be Kara and Andy a number of times to lay off Ken as they said he is a bit &amp;quot;unstable&amp;quot;. They are not completely oblivious but certainly like to turn a blind eye and don't want him to start chucking piles of fecal material at everyone. From what I gathered Kara personally detests Ken and would love to eradicated him. DickV&lt;br /&gt;
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:How is that entry &amp;quot;sketchy&amp;quot;? Oh, wait, it's bringing facts into things. Nevermind... unless he's talking about the edit where paedophilia was linked as a &amp;quot;liberal trait&amp;quot;, which is all kinds of sketchy. [[User:Sokar|Sokar]] ([[User talk:Sokar|talk]]) 16:44, 14 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::DanAP deleted the 'Second Life' article as spam. I think Brenden is right to be concerned&lt;br /&gt;
:::Go Brenden! We always knew you were a bully at heart.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 01:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::A bully? I am giving him the chance to respond, and to redeem himself. My accusations are grounded in fact - his edits were somewhat suspicious, and asking him to explain himself, and his future edits, seems reasonable to me. [[Special:Contributions/172.218.49.11|172.218.49.11]] ([[User talk:172.218.49.11|talk]]) 02:54, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::If that helps you sleep at night buddy, then OK.  I see a jumped up smarmy little prefect telling the naughty kid that he has to do what he says - because he's the prefect and the teacher said he could.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 09:22, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::On the point of writing plans I can't see &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Ed_Poor&amp;amp;curid=117704&amp;amp;diff=1052315&amp;amp;oldid=1050722 this]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; going well for AugustO. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 11:37, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== And Ken Finally admits that the QE! blog ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:VivaYehshua&amp;amp;oldid=1052298 Is his.]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; Maybe it is also time to admit that the question evolution booklet ain't going to happen and that your entire campaign is a failure. You can't even man up to debate the fine Mr Mason yourself. What does that show about your machismo Ken ??? [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 05:13, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:No, not really he hasn't. Everything he wrote on that talk page is in inverted commas. If anyone asks Ken, he'll say that he was just quoting the anonymous man/woman/collective/Thomson's gazelle which writes the QE! blog. He'll still deny that it's his. [[User:Spud|Spud]] ([[User talk:Spud|talk]]) 05:40, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Meh, who cares if he never admits it, we all know it's Ken; Conservapedia all knows it's Ken; ShockofGoat and his crew all know it is Ken; no matter how much &amp;quot;attempted mystery&amp;quot; he tries, the writing style and stream of consciousness is too distinct, and too familiar.&lt;br /&gt;
::Lately he has been getting really obsessed with us, hoping for attention, going so far as to inadvertently showing the site doing well in an ass-backwards attempt to insult us, not to mention his weird personal obsession with Fergus.  The only person I pity in all of this is VivaYehshua, who may be a decent guy for all I know, but has become Ken's &amp;quot;goto&amp;quot; poster-child for debate; no doubt to the fella's chagrin.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 10:48, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: The guy's been jumping up and down screaming &amp;quot;LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!&amp;quot; at us for the last couple of days. It's just getting sad at this point. I wish one of his compadres at CP or the shockofgoat chatroom would have an intervention for him, he really seems like he needs it. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:21, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Can we just kind of ignore Kenny? Like, whatever he does we just ignore him? He'll either go off the rails or go away. --[[User:I came, I saw, I shat|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#B30000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Certified'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]  [[User talk:I came, I saw, I shat|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#00A288&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;'''Sick Bastard'''&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 14:25, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Actually, he'll likely do neither. He'll just start gloating about how his superior creationist intellect has defeat the combined hordes of darkness that is RW, or something like that -- [[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 16:59, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::True, but so what? No one believes him, not even on Conservapedia, if the talkpage is any indication; so let him claim victory all alone against his imaginary opponents.  He is too cowardly to debate anyone in reality so why should he be afforded any attention? I am all for ignoring the QE blog posts and his spam references to them on CP, as they are just cries for our loving attention anyway.  Granted this is a purely voluntary request, and I don't know how much people here will agree to it, but why bother feeding his ego?--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 17:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::This. The most effective thing RW could do is ignore Ken. He'll just keep going on and on and get mad at all the CP editors who wish he'd just shut up. He is a massive liability to Conservapedia and ultimately his own worst enemy. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 17:11, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
{{undent}}It is a good idea but... You have to realize Ken is like a bizarre version of Schrödinger's cat. While the cat is both alive and dead until the observation is made, we ''know'' Ken is going to be writing incoherent nonsense regardless if we're watching or not. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 17:34, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken is like some kind of self-correcting system; the less attention he receives the stranger and attention demanding his behavior, thus an equilibrium is maintained.  If we were to boycott discussion of Ken or QE, he'd just do something so bizarre that we'd be forced to bring it up. --[[User:Marlow|Marlow]] ([[User talk:Marlow|talk]]) 18:44, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Maybe Ken would do something  so bizarre he'd get the attention of someone capable of helping him. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 18:52, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Maybe then it be so bizarre he'd actually be interesting again, until then, he isn't worth the effort, even for lutz.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 20:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::That's more likely. However Ken acts online, he's not a danger to himself or others in the real world. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 20:07, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Turning the Nigel Farage article into proper good English with paragraph-thingies and all that. [[Special:Contributions/171.33.222.26|171.33.222.26]] ([[User talk:171.33.222.26|talk]]) 17:17, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: What? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 18:16, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: He said &amp;quot;Turning the Nigel Farage article into proper good English with paragraph-thingies and all that.&amp;quot; [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 18:48, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: That part I'm clear on. The part that's fuzzy is what the fuck that means. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:14, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Ey's talking about [[cp:Nigel Farage|this]] article, and saying that it would be a simple task to turn it into good English. &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:gray&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(talk to a)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; [[User:An American Nihilist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Nihilist&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 19:25, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::: Oh, I get it. I guess our esteemed bunchanumbers friend is taking the piss out of them rather than earnestly suggesting we fix CP. My bad. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:09, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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http://coffeeandmarkets.com/2013/05/09/a-novel-challenge-to-obamacare/&lt;br /&gt;
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I am not sure what Ken is trying to achieve here.  He basically says Rationalwiki is struggling because we are just too atheist and nerdy, and &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/05/atheist-wiki-hit-socially-challenged.html then posts a graph where our site's traffic is shown to be on a long term upward swing over the last two years]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. Worse, looking at Ken's second favorite site, we have the following:&lt;br /&gt;
* Rationalwiki - Alexa Traffic Rank: 36,464 United States Traffic Rank in US: 12,452 &lt;br /&gt;
* Creation.com (CMI) Alexa Traffic Rank: 68,730 United States Traffic Rank in US: 22,752 &lt;br /&gt;
* Conservapedia - Alexa Traffic Rank: 69,714 Traffic Rank in US: 19,144 &lt;br /&gt;
* Ken's QE Blog - Alexa Traffic Rank: 3,418,874 United States Traffic Rank in US: 494,937&lt;br /&gt;
Yeeeeah, and we suck. {{unsig|BMcP}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Didn't Ken think high ranks were better than low ranks?  Or did I dream that? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 15:45, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: No, you didn't dream it. But he did memory hole that shit at speed when we laughed at him. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 15:48, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Amazing but true: the top hit for 'colonic' on Google USA is indeed our very own rationalwiki. Ken has made an accurate statement!!! &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 16:32, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: We're only the second hit for me, but I'm in the Boston area and the top hit is for an alternative healthcare office around here. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 16:34, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Does this mean we need to do an improvement drive on the [[colonic]] article? [[User:Tmtoulouse|Tmtoulouse]] ([[User talk:Tmtoulouse|talk]]) 16:54, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:What we need to do is show him we really are bigger ass-men and take over Google rankings for [http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexuality_and_Anal_Cancer Homosexuality and Anal Cancer], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome Gay Bowl Syndrome], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Fecal_incontinence Fecal Incontinence], and [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome#Proctitis_and_HIV_Infection_Further_Elaborated Proctitis]. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 18:35, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:We could always add a specific section on the dangers of electrolyte imbalance and one on coffee enemas.  Also, what's up with the section?--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 17:46, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Phiwum: Ken's statement, while true, is actually a bit weird. When I used google.co.uk, the top hits for 'colonic' were all for colonic irrigation services in towns around where I live (I had no idea that so many English colons needed irrigating). The weird thing is that searching on google.com also found a whole lot of colonic irrigators somewhere in the USA (I can't remember where exactly). To replicate Ken-boy's top hit, I first had to google for 'Google USA', then go to a mirror site for Google USA that doesn't seem to be specific to any particular locality in the USA, and search for 'colonic' there. Kenny must have been sitting in front of his computer for hours and hours and hours trying to find some - any! - vaguely indecent word which came top in some - any! - kind of Google search. I almost feel sorry for the little git. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 20:19, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alexa has a list of top google hits for the site. --[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 20:47, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I see - so not so weird after all, maybe. But I guess Ken is a bit obsessed with Alexa rankings and the like. I went to Alexa for the very first time just now - there was an advert for dating &amp;quot;pretty Ukrainian ladies&amp;quot;. Is that where Ken gets his fantasies about sweet creationist women? &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 21:02, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::As we all know Google records stuff about you and then presents the links it thinks will interest you most. If you spend a lot of time on RW it will put relevant RW links at or near the top of your search. So saying that &amp;quot;X&amp;quot; is high on a Google search list for you is meaningless.&lt;br /&gt;
:::Try it on [https://duckduckgo.com/ duck and go] instead. --[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Or just open up an incognito/private browsing window and make sure you're signed out of your Google account (if you have one), and Google's results won't be tailored on any sort of search history. At most, it could be tailoring results for geographic area, which is vague at best. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:23, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::This is a common misconception and you see it all over the place with people claiming that their site is still the number one for X.  But it's wrong. Google [http://googleblog.blogspot.com.es/2009/12/personalized-search-for-everyone.html keeps filtering you] even when you are signed out.--[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 09:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC) &lt;br /&gt;
::::::Or you could just ignore the ads and move on with your life. Fuck, most of my ads are directed at Limbaughists and Vulgar Libertarians.--[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 16:44, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::[https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/adblock/gighmmpiobklfepjocnamgkkbiglidom?hl=en There are ads on the internet now?] [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 16:17, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Google's personalisation of ''search results'' is not the same thing as the ads they try to get you to read. Do any search with google and then do exactly the same search at duckduckgo.com or startpage.com Google doesn't only profile with cookies, it also uses your browser's uniqueness.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Kendoll: I'm Batman and Superman ===&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1051636 No, really]. Well I suppose, like those two, his heroic exploits are completely fictional. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:44, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: He strikes me more as [http://youtube.com/watch?v=4A0Kk9DdbWI 'Mazing Man]. Well, except ol 'Maze is humble and lovable. Ken is neither. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 21:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Ken Doll has only ever been, and shall only ever be one character from the DC Universe. [http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7mn1u1v1p1qz742do1_1280.jpg Professor Pyg]. [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  21:50, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I don't think Sun Tzu said &amp;quot;Be ineffectual, even to the point of irrelevance&amp;quot; so Ken's ad-libbing a bit in practice. --[[User:Kels|Kels]] ([[User talk:Kels|talk]]) 22:12, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Yeah... I don't know what superhero Ken would be. I can't think of one that goes around punching himself in the face and thinks he's winning. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 22:59, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It's deleted now. Did he really say he's superman and batman or something similar to that? You can't be both. They're very different people. And if he's talking about physically, just say superman. [[User:X Stickman|X Stickman]] ([[User talk:X Stickman|talk]]) 23:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Kenny as a superhero?  Gotta be Mothman in Maine.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:22, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::@Stickman, what he said was drivel about nobody knew the true extant of his powers, because he keeps them seekrit like Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent. Or something equally as stupid. Anyway, I guess he's coming down off of high now, because he's going around cleaning up some edits, deleting others and oversighting the rest.  --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:56, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::The true extent of his power of being inconsequential? --[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 01:48, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::Help! Help! Burn-The-Evidence Man, please help! [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:46, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::::For what it's worth, my comment as JimmyDykes to Ken before it was oversighted was, &amp;quot;And look who's talking about socially challenged, oversized egos.  Did you mistake your own reflection for their website?&amp;quot;  [[Special:Contributions/24.186.48.29|24.186.48.29]] ([[User talk:24.186.48.29|talk]]) 03:52, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh Ken. You were so close - the thing is, Superman and Batman wear their undies outside their tights, while you wear yours on your head. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Tala!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 13:57, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: He seems to be claiming he might be more than one person.  Surely only one person can have his writing 'style'. [[User:Bevo74|Bevo74]] ([[User talk:Bevo74|talk]]) 19:23, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken, Ken, Ken you really think you're fooling anyone with your &amp;quot;I'm Superman, no wait I'm Batman&amp;quot; shtick? Here at the League of Atheist Super-Geniuses&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;We accept anyone who can add 2+2 and get a number. It's the perfect anti-CP safeguard!&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; we all know your super identity is Captain Oblivious. You don't have hide it. Just like don't have to hide being um, &amp;quot;roommates&amp;quot; with Barely-Repressed Man or all your computer passwords being &amp;quot;Password&amp;quot;. Speaking of which you should really change those. I mean thanks for the free money but someone malicious could do some real damage you know? Instead of just getting half ownership of a MacDonalds kids meal and telling the bank they can finally throw out those magic beans. [[Special:Contributions/99.248.242.120|99.248.242.120]] ([[User talk:99.248.242.120|talk]]) 00:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Im new here, or to use A.M. Radio lingo, long time reader first time typer. Anyhow i love checking out the question evolution blog that always gets linked to conservapedia, but today to my surprise rationalwikis existence was acknowledged, and apparently, this is a nerd website that puts people off with their obsession with colonics? I find it funny that these so called christians can break so many commandments in the name of their god, its almost enough to make me wish i was wrong  and their god was real, just so i could see the look on their face when he casts them into hell....for their sinfull pride {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Welcome to RW! I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to merge your topic with this conversation here on CP:Talk, since this is sort of the home for all CP-related loonery if it doesn't have anywhere else to go, and QE! is a Kenterprise. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I think you'll quickly find that the QE blog is probably *the* most tedious blogs you'll ever have the misfortune to come across. Ken's writing is tortuous, unimaginative, and extremely repetitive, and the layout of his posts is a complete mess. I guess it can be fun to watch for a while in a train-wreck sort of way, but in the end it all just gets to be a little sad and depressing.[[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 05:06, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, thanks im sorry you had to waste your time moving my silly tripe to the conservapedia page, I recently came across this wiki right after i came across the sillyness that is conservapedia, and beyond the making fun of sill YEC, i apreciate all the anti-wooness of this website and hope to be able to get drunk and add to it in as constructive a manner as possible. Also thanks for the warm welcome, i went to CP as a christian, went on about how silly evolution was, but the second i told them they were going to hell for their pridefull essays making fun of athiests and then old men for needing help climbing a dinosaur they blocked me, cunts...anyhow im pretty shit faced so i wont make much an ass of myself right away, all ill say is thank you all for the welcome, and i apologize for the mispellings, but my spell check isnt working properly with this site, but when i make real entries in proper articles ill make sure all spelling and grammer is correct..,and before i go ill say, ive gotten more than a few laughs from this wiki, and and...not to be to corny ive been inspired by this wiki because the asflys of this world would mean shit, if they haddnt happened to take over the republican party,via the tea baggers, and you folks are one of the few places ive seen my true political and idealogical ideals in &amp;quot;print&amp;quot; i just hope im able to add even the slightest bit to what you a,ready have here.......again im drunk real drunk..and stonded, so i hope i havnt seemed too silly good nigh bitches! {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
::For the record, if the current state of your user page, with holocaust denialism and antisemitism, reflects your true political and ideological ideals, you belong on Metapedia, not here, and you'll probably be swiftly shown the door, because we do not put up with that shit. However, we'll see how you do when you're sober. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 05:38, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::so your some kinda bad ass RW sheriff now, OP? &amp;quot;Swiftly shown the door&amp;quot;? Why not wait until the guy actually does something before whipping your e-dick out. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]|&lt;br /&gt;
::::Are we sure that guy wasn't Ken Doll? I understood almost none of what he had to say. Just like Ken. [[User:Hiphopopotamus|Hiphopopotamus]] ([[User talk:Hiphopopotamus|talk]]) 06:13, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::He has done something, Ace. Look at his [[User:SmittyGreen|user page]]. I hope he's just taking the piss (although I find it really bad taste, even if he is). And Ken's never gone off on an anti-Semitic rant, not yet anyway. I think it's more likely to be Mel Gibson. [[User:Spud|Spud]] ([[User talk:Spud|talk]]) 06:17, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::'''His user page offends me! BAN HIM!'''. We don't just &amp;quot;show people the door&amp;quot;. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Do you see me banning anyone (other than sysop joke bans)? Do you see me dragging anyone to the Coop? I'm hoping he's nicer when he's sober. I'm just predicting how this is going to go if he isn't. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:11, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::I'm warning you now, I'll show you the door if you aren't careful, OP. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:15, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Ok last try, if you find a long string of words else where, it was ment to be here, ill explain when im sober, but as drunk as i am...i have yet to write anything on my talk page...i just checked it and it was full of shit, now thanks to who ever took the time to write how they thought i might have felt but you missed...alot, anyhow,ima now watch TNG,on bbc and sleep, ill straiten this all out in tge morning, but i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the  next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
:Next time I have a run in with the Thin Blue Line I'll say, &amp;quot;i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow &amp;quot; [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:10, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Do you like hip hop and movies starring black folks like Brxbrx? He's totally not a racist. Ask his black friend. We don't ban users, but some it's appropriate to harass and beg to leave. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 13:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I can guarantee  one and all that i am not a racist, im quite sorry that i didnt present a better  first impression, but i fixed my user page, and i shall ass more info about myself in the coming days, and i hope to start writing, editing and hopefuly get to know everyone a bit, Ive admired this wiki for a few months and  and I'm excited to become a part of it.[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 17:40, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken hacked your user page?  Don't ass any more on my account.  [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 21:43, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah he did, but what do you mean about ass on your account? And i did troll a bit on CP but i came here to actually contribute, [[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 23:02, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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What fun, i had some fun with ken on conservapedia, after showing his writting to a few of my close friends, who happen to be a nun a priest, who agreed that much if what he wrote was extreamly rude, and downright sinfull, they agreed a man of his type will most likley find themselves suprised when god casts them out of heaven...anyhow, after that and hacking my account, he even included me in the newist QE blog, fun[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 23:18, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alright... lemme see if I got all this straight. You joined RW; and while you were drunk, Ken hacked your account and left a drunken incoherent racist rant. Which you've since deleted. Now you've taken to this talk page with a marginally more coherent defense. Do I have it right so far? Because if I do, you'll have to forgive me if I remain skeptical. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:45, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Ok so, i joined rational wiki a few weeks ago, sober and didnt have much to say, so i didnt post anything, i got buzzed and started fucking with conservapedia, and the QE blog, i really just wanted to point out all of thier unchristian behavior , and they quickly blocked me and i thought that was the end of it, soo i got drunk and had a few friends over to watched star trek, and when i checked back to see if anyone said anything, i found that my user page was filled with anti semetic crap, look at the latest QE blog, im the lame atheist that Threatened him with hell fire... I only did so after checking with my religious family members ( one who's a nun, one who's a priest) to see if i was right in my thinking that the QE blogs slandering of RW, and the articles making fun of atheists and gays for being fat, stupid and unable to find women...plus the article making fun of poor old PZ for needing help climbing the Triceratops, were in fact sinfull, and they agreed that they were not only pridefull, but even the verses they use to condem gays, say slanderers, will not make it to heaven, so i told them that, and they got mad. Its cool if you're skeptical, but i know what happened, and ill do whatever i can to prove it, i'd really like to become part of this website, it shares much of my own world view..plus its funny, soo just let me know what i can do to prove it to you, and try giving me a chance....[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 04:02, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:So you're still claiming that someone decided to hack some random yahoo with L337 haxorz skills because...conservatives? And this happened after a priest and a nun blessed your trolling the QE blog with hellfire? Right. Yeah, I think you're going to need to come up with a better story my friend. [[User:Captain Swing|Heavy Metal Jesus]] ([[User talk:Captain Swing|\m/ \m/]]) 06:21, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I think people would accept you far more if you just admitted you were stupid in posting that anti-Semitic crap, realized it was wrong, and did the right thing by erasing it and apologizing rather that this ridiculous story.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 14:32, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't admit to things i didn't do, id rather pack my bags,yes it may not have been ken, but there were reference in the post to things i said to him on CP and the QE blog, I'm not new at being offensive, and anything i do to offend people i tend to proudly own up to, this i didn't do, if no one believes me its fine,  i know what i did and did not do, and my friends didn't use my iPad or my computer,soo how ever it happened in the end, Idk, I'm no expert, all i know is like I've repeated i didn't write any of that, so we can either believe me or simply move on and after getting to know me, maybe you'll understand that such writing is simply not my style, or if I'm not accepted, i can return to lurking and simply enjoying the website, i only joined because I've enjoyed the site, and thought the least i can do i help add to it, expand it, and better it[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 19:39, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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But since it did somehow make it onto my page i would like to apologize to anyone it offended. Im hoping to close the whole thing and move onto working on edits, page creation, and debate, i hope i can prove myself capable through time[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 19:44, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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You crazy atheist, Smitty.  Welcome aboard.  We look forward to reading your pieces on the best way to obey Obama, how to kill babies without getting viscera on your kaftan and the best way to get stoned.   [[User:London Grump|London Grump]] ([[User talk:London Grump|talk]]) 21:09, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks man, I have a busy few days comin up, I'm my mothers care taker and she has a few important apointments coming up, but i promise once i really get a chance to edit and post more,  they will be of quality and non anti-semetic....[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 01:05, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== CP borken (Andy has now got a more conservative hamster) ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Seems to be giving errors and not loading pages for last 4 hours. Wonder if they will loose a whole week again &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;amp;mdash; Unsigned, by: [[User:101.119.18.167|101.119.18.167]] / [[User talk:101.119.18.167|talk]] / [[Special:Contributions/101.119.18.167|contribs]] &amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 07:49, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Same for me. The week that never was really was a hoot. It would be too much to hope for such fun again. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 09:11, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Downforeveryoneorjustme is reporting cp as down for everyone.  Oh the joys if they do manage to lose an entire week again.  Which one of them do you think installed the mediawiki update this time?  And could this be the time when AugustO steps in to save the day again and regains some of his rights? [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 09:42, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Will this mean that all the unpersons Ken has made this week will now be un unpersons again ? Ken will be spitting chips btw. Isn't 15th at 5pm GMT meant to &amp;lt;s&amp;gt; another phone hookup with some random&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; the end of internet evolution ? DickV&lt;br /&gt;
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::::Dude. CP being down makes me really sad for Ken for some reason. At least in years past he was slightly more capable of interacting with people. Now he's a broken record, literally repeating the same sneering shit over and over to anyone who will talk to him. He was just challenging someone to find his other blogs - I've got numerous Google alerts set up - there are no other blogs. He views himself as a literal warrior struck in the image of Sun Tzu, but doesn't it strike you as incredibly sad that he can't even bear using his own name on the internet? He basically has no independent existence without his &amp;quot;anonymous&amp;quot; appearances. Several of us have seen his weird correspondence with someone's actual creationist family members inquiring in good faith about QE thinking he had something to do with CMI. They weren't willing to send him a note from their pastor or whatever weird intrusive shit he asked for. I just cannot fathom what kind of sad life this man must lead when his greatest triumphs are trolling people who would just as soon forget about him with tales of non-existent victories in a non-existent battle. There is no grand QE movement. There are no volunteers - at most a few people have been willing to humor him, or are working on their own while Ken implies that he's involved by reposting their pictures. Ken is not responsible for any upticks or downticks in internet traffic on any site but his blog, for which he shouldn't be proud. Ugh, Ken. Move on. More importantly, ugh Andy: you're a disgusting person for enabling this guy's self-destruction on your blog. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 10:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::And what of us, who poke, prod, torment and pull each of his strings at every opportunity?[[User:Tielec01|Tielec01]] ([[User talk:Tielec01|talk]]) 11:44, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::I've tried to stop doing it. It's hard and I'm not doing great. I can't blame you, but it's not right. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 12:29, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Got to agree. To have Conservapedia listed as a great accomplishment when it's been called the place ''where knowledge goes to die on the internet'' is just beyond depressing. Maybe that's why Andy lets him stay? I just wish other users there would stop beating around the damn bush about his trolling and rule violations (I think that Petmac guy asked something about spamming links is OK for Conservative but being the ONLY one). DonnyC gets blocked for 3 months on wrongful grounds and only August brings it up, and as nice a guy he is he's a pushover, but users with block rights seem to roll over when he reverts them for removing personal remarks. Guess I'm tired of the same old shit. [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 12:45, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::: Everyone is. I'm holding on to the slim hope that when Andy wakes up and notices his pet wiki has gone titsup he throws up his hands and finally says bollocks to it. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 12:53, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I believe Ken does have one other blog, Conservative Triumph, or something like that, but he very rarely posts to it; other than that all he has is his QE blog, although doesn't he have a British and Australian URL that points right back to his QE blog?  And that he counts those as separate blogs even though it is the same one?--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 13:14, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::: I was told be Kara and Andy a number of times to lay off Ken as they said he is a bit &amp;quot;unstable&amp;quot;. They are not completely oblivious but certainly like to turn a blind eye and don't want him to start chucking piles of fecal material at everyone. From what I gathered Kara personally detests Ken and would love to eradicated him. DickV&lt;br /&gt;
::::::: Our daily lulz are back on the air! [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 13:48, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::: Such as it is. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:20, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:DanAP&amp;amp;curid=126155&amp;amp;diff=1052115&amp;amp;oldid=1052110 Haven't seen one of these for a while.]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; And it's not from Eddy Poo, rather from parodist lite Brenden. Having a bit of fun are we ? [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 13:41, 14 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:How is that entry &amp;quot;sketchy&amp;quot;? Oh, wait, it's bringing facts into things. Nevermind... unless he's talking about the edit where paedophilia was linked as a &amp;quot;liberal trait&amp;quot;, which is all kinds of sketchy. [[User:Sokar|Sokar]] ([[User talk:Sokar|talk]]) 16:44, 14 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::Go Brenden! We always knew you were a bully at heart.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 01:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::A bully? I am giving him the chance to respond, and to redeem himself. My accusations are grounded in fact - his edits were somewhat suspicious, and asking him to explain himself, and his future edits, seems reasonable to me. [[Special:Contributions/172.218.49.11|172.218.49.11]] ([[User talk:172.218.49.11|talk]]) 02:54, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::If that helps you sleep at night buddy, then OK.  I see a jumped up smarmy little prefect telling the naughty kid that he has to do what he says - because he's the prefect and the teacher said he could.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 09:22, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::On the point of writing plans I can't see &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Ed_Poor&amp;amp;curid=117704&amp;amp;diff=1052315&amp;amp;oldid=1050722 this]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; going well for AugustO. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 11:37, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:No, not really he hasn't. Everything he wrote on that talk page is in inverted commas. If anyone asks Ken, he'll say that he was just quoting the anonymous man/woman/collective/Thomson's gazelle which writes the QE! blog. He'll still deny that it's his. [[User:Spud|Spud]] ([[User talk:Spud|talk]]) 05:40, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Meh, who cares if he never admits it, we all know it's Ken; Conservapedia all knows it's Ken; ShockofGoat and his crew all know it is Ken; no matter how much &amp;quot;attempted mystery&amp;quot; he tries, the writing style and stream of consciousness is too distinct, and too familiar.&lt;br /&gt;
::Lately he has been getting really obsessed with us, hoping for attention, going so far as to inadvertently showing the site doing well in an ass-backwards attempt to insult us, not to mention his weird personal obsession with Fergus.  The only person I pity in all of this is VivaYehshua, who may be a decent guy for all I know, but has become Ken's &amp;quot;goto&amp;quot; poster-child for debate; no doubt to the fella's chagrin.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 10:48, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: The guy's been jumping up and down screaming &amp;quot;LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!&amp;quot; at us for the last couple of days. It's just getting sad at this point. I wish one of his compadres at CP or the shockofgoat chatroom would have an intervention for him, he really seems like he needs it. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:21, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Can we just kind of ignore Kenny? Like, whatever he does we just ignore him? He'll either go off the rails or go away. --[[User:I came, I saw, I shat|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#B30000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Certified'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]  [[User talk:I came, I saw, I shat|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#00A288&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;'''Sick Bastard'''&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 14:25, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Actually, he'll likely do neither. He'll just start gloating about how his superior creationist intellect has defeat the combined hordes of darkness that is RW, or something like that -- [[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 16:59, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::True, but so what? No one believes him, not even on Conservapedia, if the talkpage is any indication; so let him claim victory all alone against his imaginary opponents.  He is too cowardly to debate anyone in reality so why should he be afforded any attention? I am all for ignoring the QE blog posts and his spam references to them on CP, as they are just cries for our loving attention anyway.  Granted this is a purely voluntary request, and I don't know how much people here will agree to it, but why bother feeding his ego?--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 17:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::This. The most effective thing RW could do is ignore Ken. He'll just keep going on and on and get mad at all the CP editors who wish he'd just shut up. He is a massive liability to Conservapedia and ultimately his own worst enemy. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 17:11, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
{{undent}}It is a good idea but... You have to realize Ken is like a bizarre version of Schrödinger's cat. While the cat is both alive and dead until the observation is made, we ''know'' Ken is going to be writing incoherent nonsense regardless if we're watching or not. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 17:34, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken is like some kind of self-correcting system; the less attention he receives the stranger and attention demanding his behavior, thus an equilibrium is maintained.  If we were to boycott discussion of Ken or QE, he'd just do something so bizarre that we'd be forced to bring it up. --[[User:Marlow|Marlow]] ([[User talk:Marlow|talk]]) 18:44, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Maybe Ken would do something  so bizarre he'd get the attention of someone capable of helping him. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 18:52, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Turning the Nigel Farage article into proper good English with paragraph-thingies and all that. [[Special:Contributions/171.33.222.26|171.33.222.26]] ([[User talk:171.33.222.26|talk]]) 17:17, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: What? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 18:16, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: He said &amp;quot;Turning the Nigel Farage article into proper good English with paragraph-thingies and all that.&amp;quot; [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 18:48, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: That part I'm clear on. The part that's fuzzy is what the fuck that means. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:14, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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http://coffeeandmarkets.com/2013/05/09/a-novel-challenge-to-obamacare/&lt;br /&gt;
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I am not sure what Ken is trying to achieve here.  He basically says Rationalwiki is struggling because we are just too atheist and nerdy, and &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/05/atheist-wiki-hit-socially-challenged.html then posts a graph where our site's traffic is shown to be on a long term upward swing over the last two years]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. Worse, looking at Ken's second favorite site, we have the following:&lt;br /&gt;
* Rationalwiki - Alexa Traffic Rank: 36,464 United States Traffic Rank in US: 12,452 &lt;br /&gt;
* Creation.com (CMI) Alexa Traffic Rank: 68,730 United States Traffic Rank in US: 22,752 &lt;br /&gt;
* Conservapedia - Alexa Traffic Rank: 69,714 Traffic Rank in US: 19,144 &lt;br /&gt;
* Ken's QE Blog - Alexa Traffic Rank: 3,418,874 United States Traffic Rank in US: 494,937&lt;br /&gt;
Yeeeeah, and we suck. {{unsig|BMcP}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Didn't Ken think high ranks were better than low ranks?  Or did I dream that? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 15:45, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: No, you didn't dream it. But he did memory hole that shit at speed when we laughed at him. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 15:48, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Amazing but true: the top hit for 'colonic' on Google USA is indeed our very own rationalwiki. Ken has made an accurate statement!!! &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 16:32, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: We're only the second hit for me, but I'm in the Boston area and the top hit is for an alternative healthcare office around here. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 16:34, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Does this mean we need to do an improvement drive on the [[colonic]] article? [[User:Tmtoulouse|Tmtoulouse]] ([[User talk:Tmtoulouse|talk]]) 16:54, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:What we need to do is show him we really are bigger ass-men and take over Google rankings for [http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexuality_and_Anal_Cancer Homosexuality and Anal Cancer], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome Gay Bowl Syndrome], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Fecal_incontinence Fecal Incontinence], and [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome#Proctitis_and_HIV_Infection_Further_Elaborated Proctitis]. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 18:35, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:We could always add a specific section on the dangers of electrolyte imbalance and one on coffee enemas.  Also, what's up with the section?--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 17:46, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Phiwum: Ken's statement, while true, is actually a bit weird. When I used google.co.uk, the top hits for 'colonic' were all for colonic irrigation services in towns around where I live (I had no idea that so many English colons needed irrigating). The weird thing is that searching on google.com also found a whole lot of colonic irrigators somewhere in the USA (I can't remember where exactly). To replicate Ken-boy's top hit, I first had to google for 'Google USA', then go to a mirror site for Google USA that doesn't seem to be specific to any particular locality in the USA, and search for 'colonic' there. Kenny must have been sitting in front of his computer for hours and hours and hours trying to find some - any! - vaguely indecent word which came top in some - any! - kind of Google search. I almost feel sorry for the little git. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 20:19, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alexa has a list of top google hits for the site. --[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 20:47, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I see - so not so weird after all, maybe. But I guess Ken is a bit obsessed with Alexa rankings and the like. I went to Alexa for the very first time just now - there was an advert for dating &amp;quot;pretty Ukrainian ladies&amp;quot;. Is that where Ken gets his fantasies about sweet creationist women? &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 21:02, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::As we all know Google records stuff about you and then presents the links it thinks will interest you most. If you spend a lot of time on RW it will put relevant RW links at or near the top of your search. So saying that &amp;quot;X&amp;quot; is high on a Google search list for you is meaningless.&lt;br /&gt;
:::Try it on [https://duckduckgo.com/ duck and go] instead. --[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Or just open up an incognito/private browsing window and make sure you're signed out of your Google account (if you have one), and Google's results won't be tailored on any sort of search history. At most, it could be tailoring results for geographic area, which is vague at best. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:23, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::This is a common misconception and you see it all over the place with people claiming that their site is still the number one for X.  But it's wrong. Google [http://googleblog.blogspot.com.es/2009/12/personalized-search-for-everyone.html keeps filtering you] even when you are signed out.--[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 09:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC) &lt;br /&gt;
::::::Or you could just ignore the ads and move on with your life. Fuck, most of my ads are directed at Limbaughists and Vulgar Libertarians.--[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 16:44, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::[https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/adblock/gighmmpiobklfepjocnamgkkbiglidom?hl=en There are ads on the internet now?] [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 16:17, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Google's personalisation of ''search results'' is not the same thing as the ads they try to get you to read. Do any search with google and then do exactly the same search at duckduckgo.com or startpage.com Google doesn't only profile with cookies, it also uses your browser's uniqueness.&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1051636 No, really]. Well I suppose, like those two, his heroic exploits are completely fictional. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:44, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: He strikes me more as [http://youtube.com/watch?v=4A0Kk9DdbWI 'Mazing Man]. Well, except ol 'Maze is humble and lovable. Ken is neither. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 21:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Ken Doll has only ever been, and shall only ever be one character from the DC Universe. [http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7mn1u1v1p1qz742do1_1280.jpg Professor Pyg]. [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  21:50, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I don't think Sun Tzu said &amp;quot;Be ineffectual, even to the point of irrelevance&amp;quot; so Ken's ad-libbing a bit in practice. --[[User:Kels|Kels]] ([[User talk:Kels|talk]]) 22:12, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Yeah... I don't know what superhero Ken would be. I can't think of one that goes around punching himself in the face and thinks he's winning. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 22:59, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It's deleted now. Did he really say he's superman and batman or something similar to that? You can't be both. They're very different people. And if he's talking about physically, just say superman. [[User:X Stickman|X Stickman]] ([[User talk:X Stickman|talk]]) 23:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Kenny as a superhero?  Gotta be Mothman in Maine.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:22, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::@Stickman, what he said was drivel about nobody knew the true extant of his powers, because he keeps them seekrit like Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent. Or something equally as stupid. Anyway, I guess he's coming down off of high now, because he's going around cleaning up some edits, deleting others and oversighting the rest.  --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:56, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::The true extent of his power of being inconsequential? --[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 01:48, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::Help! Help! Burn-The-Evidence Man, please help! [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:46, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::::For what it's worth, my comment as JimmyDykes to Ken before it was oversighted was, &amp;quot;And look who's talking about socially challenged, oversized egos.  Did you mistake your own reflection for their website?&amp;quot;  [[Special:Contributions/24.186.48.29|24.186.48.29]] ([[User talk:24.186.48.29|talk]]) 03:52, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh Ken. You were so close - the thing is, Superman and Batman wear their undies outside their tights, while you wear yours on your head. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Tala!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 13:57, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: He seems to be claiming he might be more than one person.  Surely only one person can have his writing 'style'. [[User:Bevo74|Bevo74]] ([[User talk:Bevo74|talk]]) 19:23, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken, Ken, Ken you really think you're fooling anyone with your &amp;quot;I'm Superman, no wait I'm Batman&amp;quot; shtick? Here at the League of Atheist Super-Geniuses&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;We accept anyone who can add 2+2 and get a number. It's the perfect anti-CP safeguard!&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; we all know your super identity is Captain Oblivious. You don't have hide it. Just like don't have to hide being um, &amp;quot;roommates&amp;quot; with Barely-Repressed Man or all your computer passwords being &amp;quot;Password&amp;quot;. Speaking of which you should really change those. I mean thanks for the free money but someone malicious could do some real damage you know? Instead of just getting half ownership of a MacDonalds kids meal and telling the bank they can finally throw out those magic beans. [[Special:Contributions/99.248.242.120|99.248.242.120]] ([[User talk:99.248.242.120|talk]]) 00:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Im new here, or to use A.M. Radio lingo, long time reader first time typer. Anyhow i love checking out the question evolution blog that always gets linked to conservapedia, but today to my surprise rationalwikis existence was acknowledged, and apparently, this is a nerd website that puts people off with their obsession with colonics? I find it funny that these so called christians can break so many commandments in the name of their god, its almost enough to make me wish i was wrong  and their god was real, just so i could see the look on their face when he casts them into hell....for their sinfull pride {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Welcome to RW! I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to merge your topic with this conversation here on CP:Talk, since this is sort of the home for all CP-related loonery if it doesn't have anywhere else to go, and QE! is a Kenterprise. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I think you'll quickly find that the QE blog is probably *the* most tedious blogs you'll ever have the misfortune to come across. Ken's writing is tortuous, unimaginative, and extremely repetitive, and the layout of his posts is a complete mess. I guess it can be fun to watch for a while in a train-wreck sort of way, but in the end it all just gets to be a little sad and depressing.[[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 05:06, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, thanks im sorry you had to waste your time moving my silly tripe to the conservapedia page, I recently came across this wiki right after i came across the sillyness that is conservapedia, and beyond the making fun of sill YEC, i apreciate all the anti-wooness of this website and hope to be able to get drunk and add to it in as constructive a manner as possible. Also thanks for the warm welcome, i went to CP as a christian, went on about how silly evolution was, but the second i told them they were going to hell for their pridefull essays making fun of athiests and then old men for needing help climbing a dinosaur they blocked me, cunts...anyhow im pretty shit faced so i wont make much an ass of myself right away, all ill say is thank you all for the welcome, and i apologize for the mispellings, but my spell check isnt working properly with this site, but when i make real entries in proper articles ill make sure all spelling and grammer is correct..,and before i go ill say, ive gotten more than a few laughs from this wiki, and and...not to be to corny ive been inspired by this wiki because the asflys of this world would mean shit, if they haddnt happened to take over the republican party,via the tea baggers, and you folks are one of the few places ive seen my true political and idealogical ideals in &amp;quot;print&amp;quot; i just hope im able to add even the slightest bit to what you a,ready have here.......again im drunk real drunk..and stonded, so i hope i havnt seemed too silly good nigh bitches! {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
::For the record, if the current state of your user page, with holocaust denialism and antisemitism, reflects your true political and ideological ideals, you belong on Metapedia, not here, and you'll probably be swiftly shown the door, because we do not put up with that shit. However, we'll see how you do when you're sober. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 05:38, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::so your some kinda bad ass RW sheriff now, OP? &amp;quot;Swiftly shown the door&amp;quot;? Why not wait until the guy actually does something before whipping your e-dick out. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]|&lt;br /&gt;
::::Are we sure that guy wasn't Ken Doll? I understood almost none of what he had to say. Just like Ken. [[User:Hiphopopotamus|Hiphopopotamus]] ([[User talk:Hiphopopotamus|talk]]) 06:13, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::He has done something, Ace. Look at his [[User:SmittyGreen|user page]]. I hope he's just taking the piss (although I find it really bad taste, even if he is). And Ken's never gone off on an anti-Semitic rant, not yet anyway. I think it's more likely to be Mel Gibson. [[User:Spud|Spud]] ([[User talk:Spud|talk]]) 06:17, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::'''His user page offends me! BAN HIM!'''. We don't just &amp;quot;show people the door&amp;quot;. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Do you see me banning anyone (other than sysop joke bans)? Do you see me dragging anyone to the Coop? I'm hoping he's nicer when he's sober. I'm just predicting how this is going to go if he isn't. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:11, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::I'm warning you now, I'll show you the door if you aren't careful, OP. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:15, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Ok last try, if you find a long string of words else where, it was ment to be here, ill explain when im sober, but as drunk as i am...i have yet to write anything on my talk page...i just checked it and it was full of shit, now thanks to who ever took the time to write how they thought i might have felt but you missed...alot, anyhow,ima now watch TNG,on bbc and sleep, ill straiten this all out in tge morning, but i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the  next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
:Next time I have a run in with the Thin Blue Line I'll say, &amp;quot;i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow &amp;quot; [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:10, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Do you like hip hop and movies starring black folks like Brxbrx? He's totally not a racist. Ask his black friend. We don't ban users, but some it's appropriate to harass and beg to leave. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 13:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I can guarantee  one and all that i am not a racist, im quite sorry that i didnt present a better  first impression, but i fixed my user page, and i shall ass more info about myself in the coming days, and i hope to start writing, editing and hopefuly get to know everyone a bit, Ive admired this wiki for a few months and  and I'm excited to become a part of it.[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 17:40, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken hacked your user page?  Don't ass any more on my account.  [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 21:43, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Seems like someone needs more practice at trolling. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 22:10, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah he did, but what do you mean about ass on your account? And i did troll a bit on CP but i came here to actually contribute, [[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 23:02, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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What fun, i had some fun with ken on conservapedia, after showing his writting to a few of my close friends, who happen to be a nun a priest, who agreed that much if what he wrote was extreamly rude, and downright sinfull, they agreed a man of his type will most likley find themselves suprised when god casts them out of heaven...anyhow, after that and hacking my account, he even included me in the newist QE blog, fun[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 23:18, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alright... lemme see if I got all this straight. You joined RW; and while you were drunk, Ken hacked your account and left a drunken incoherent racist rant. Which you've since deleted. Now you've taken to this talk page with a marginally more coherent defense. Do I have it right so far? Because if I do, you'll have to forgive me if I remain skeptical. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:45, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Ok so, i joined rational wiki a few weeks ago, sober and didnt have much to say, so i didnt post anything, i got buzzed and started fucking with conservapedia, and the QE blog, i really just wanted to point out all of thier unchristian behavior , and they quickly blocked me and i thought that was the end of it, soo i got drunk and had a few friends over to watched star trek, and when i checked back to see if anyone said anything, i found that my user page was filled with anti semetic crap, look at the latest QE blog, im the lame atheist that Threatened him with hell fire... I only did so after checking with my religious family members ( one who's a nun, one who's a priest) to see if i was right in my thinking that the QE blogs slandering of RW, and the articles making fun of atheists and gays for being fat, stupid and unable to find women...plus the article making fun of poor old PZ for needing help climbing the Triceratops, were in fact sinfull, and they agreed that they were not only pridefull, but even the verses they use to condem gays, say slanderers, will not make it to heaven, so i told them that, and they got mad. Its cool if you're skeptical, but i know what happened, and ill do whatever i can to prove it, i'd really like to become part of this website, it shares much of my own world view..plus its funny, soo just let me know what i can do to prove it to you, and try giving me a chance....[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 04:02, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:So you're still claiming that someone decided to hack some random yahoo with L337 haxorz skills because...conservatives? And this happened after a priest and a nun blessed your trolling the QE blog with hellfire? Right. Yeah, I think you're going to need to come up with a better story my friend. [[User:Captain Swing|Heavy Metal Jesus]] ([[User talk:Captain Swing|\m/ \m/]]) 06:21, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I think people would accept you far more if you just admitted you were stupid in posting that anti-Semitic crap, realized it was wrong, and did the right thing by erasing it and apologizing rather that this ridiculous story.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 14:32, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't admit to things i didn't do, id rather pack my bags,yes it may not have been ken, but there were reference in the post to things i said to him on CP and the QE blog, I'm not new at being offensive, and anything i do to offend people i tend to proudly own up to, this i didn't do, if no one believes me its fine,  i know what i did and did not do, and my friends didn't use my iPad or my computer,soo how ever it happened in the end, Idk, I'm no expert, all i know is like I've repeated i didn't write any of that, so we can either believe me or simply move on and after getting to know me, maybe you'll understand that such writing is simply not my style, or if I'm not accepted, i can return to lurking and simply enjoying the website, i only joined because I've enjoyed the site, and thought the least i can do i help add to it, expand it, and better it[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 19:39, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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But since it did somehow make it onto my page i would like to apologize to anyone it offended. Im hoping to close the whole thing and move onto working on edits, page creation, and debate, i hope i can prove myself capable through time[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 19:44, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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You crazy atheist, Smitty.  Welcome aboard.  We look forward to reading your pieces on the best way to obey Obama, how to kill babies without getting viscera on your kaftan and the best way to get stoned.   [[User:London Grump|London Grump]] ([[User talk:London Grump|talk]]) 21:09, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks man, I have a busy few days comin up, I'm my mothers care taker and she has a few important apointments coming up, but i promise once i really get a chance to edit and post more,  they will be of quality and non anti-semetic....[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 01:05, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== CP borken (Andy has now got a more conservative hamster) ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Seems to be giving errors and not loading pages for last 4 hours. Wonder if they will loose a whole week again &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;amp;mdash; Unsigned, by: [[User:101.119.18.167|101.119.18.167]] / [[User talk:101.119.18.167|talk]] / [[Special:Contributions/101.119.18.167|contribs]] &amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 07:49, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Same for me. The week that never was really was a hoot. It would be too much to hope for such fun again. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 09:11, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Downforeveryoneorjustme is reporting cp as down for everyone.  Oh the joys if they do manage to lose an entire week again.  Which one of them do you think installed the mediawiki update this time?  And could this be the time when AugustO steps in to save the day again and regains some of his rights? [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 09:42, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Will this mean that all the unpersons Ken has made this week will now be un unpersons again ? Ken will be spitting chips btw. Isn't 15th at 5pm GMT meant to &amp;lt;s&amp;gt; another phone hookup with some random&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; the end of internet evolution ? DickV&lt;br /&gt;
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::::Dude. CP being down makes me really sad for Ken for some reason. At least in years past he was slightly more capable of interacting with people. Now he's a broken record, literally repeating the same sneering shit over and over to anyone who will talk to him. He was just challenging someone to find his other blogs - I've got numerous Google alerts set up - there are no other blogs. He views himself as a literal warrior struck in the image of Sun Tzu, but doesn't it strike you as incredibly sad that he can't even bear using his own name on the internet? He basically has no independent existence without his &amp;quot;anonymous&amp;quot; appearances. Several of us have seen his weird correspondence with someone's actual creationist family members inquiring in good faith about QE thinking he had something to do with CMI. They weren't willing to send him a note from their pastor or whatever weird intrusive shit he asked for. I just cannot fathom what kind of sad life this man must lead when his greatest triumphs are trolling people who would just as soon forget about him with tales of non-existent victories in a non-existent battle. There is no grand QE movement. There are no volunteers - at most a few people have been willing to humor him, or are working on their own while Ken implies that he's involved by reposting their pictures. Ken is not responsible for any upticks or downticks in internet traffic on any site but his blog, for which he shouldn't be proud. Ugh, Ken. Move on. More importantly, ugh Andy: you're a disgusting person for enabling this guy's self-destruction on your blog. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 10:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::And what of us, who poke, prod, torment and pull each of his strings at every opportunity?[[User:Tielec01|Tielec01]] ([[User talk:Tielec01|talk]]) 11:44, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::I've tried to stop doing it. It's hard and I'm not doing great. I can't blame you, but it's not right. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 12:29, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Got to agree. To have Conservapedia listed as a great accomplishment when it's been called the place ''where knowledge goes to die on the internet'' is just beyond depressing. Maybe that's why Andy lets him stay? I just wish other users there would stop beating around the damn bush about his trolling and rule violations (I think that Petmac guy asked something about spamming links is OK for Conservative but being the ONLY one). DonnyC gets blocked for 3 months on wrongful grounds and only August brings it up, and as nice a guy he is he's a pushover, but users with block rights seem to roll over when he reverts them for removing personal remarks. Guess I'm tired of the same old shit. [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 12:45, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::: Everyone is. I'm holding on to the slim hope that when Andy wakes up and notices his pet wiki has gone titsup he throws up his hands and finally says bollocks to it. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 12:53, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I believe Ken does have one other blog, Conservative Triumph, or something like that, but he very rarely posts to it; other than that all he has is his QE blog, although doesn't he have a British and Australian URL that points right back to his QE blog?  And that he counts those as separate blogs even though it is the same one?--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 13:14, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::: I was told be Kara and Andy a number of times to lay off Ken as they said he is a bit &amp;quot;unstable&amp;quot;. They are not completely oblivious but certainly like to turn a blind eye and don't want him to start chucking piles of fecal material at everyone. From what I gathered Kara personally detests Ken and would love to eradicated him. DickV&lt;br /&gt;
::::::: Our daily lulz are back on the air! [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 13:48, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::: Such as it is. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:20, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:DanAP&amp;amp;curid=126155&amp;amp;diff=1052115&amp;amp;oldid=1052110 Haven't seen one of these for a while.]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; And it's not from Eddy Poo, rather from parodist lite Brenden. Having a bit of fun are we ? [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 13:41, 14 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:How is that entry &amp;quot;sketchy&amp;quot;? Oh, wait, it's bringing facts into things. Nevermind... unless he's talking about the edit where paedophilia was linked as a &amp;quot;liberal trait&amp;quot;, which is all kinds of sketchy. [[User:Sokar|Sokar]] ([[User talk:Sokar|talk]]) 16:44, 14 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::Go Brenden! We always knew you were a bully at heart.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 01:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::A bully? I am giving him the chance to respond, and to redeem himself. My accusations are grounded in fact - his edits were somewhat suspicious, and asking him to explain himself, and his future edits, seems reasonable to me. [[Special:Contributions/172.218.49.11|172.218.49.11]] ([[User talk:172.218.49.11|talk]]) 02:54, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::If that helps you sleep at night buddy, then OK.  I see a jumped up smarmy little prefect telling the naughty kid that he has to do what he says - because he's the prefect and the teacher said he could.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 09:22, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::On the point of writing plans I can't see &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Ed_Poor&amp;amp;curid=117704&amp;amp;diff=1052315&amp;amp;oldid=1050722 this]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; going well for AugustO. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 11:37, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:VivaYehshua&amp;amp;oldid=1052298 Is his.]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; Maybe it is also time to admit that the question evolution booklet ain't going to happen and that your entire campaign is a failure. You can't even man up to debate the fine Mr Mason yourself. What does that show about your machismo Ken ??? [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 05:13, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:No, not really he hasn't. Everything he wrote on that talk page is in inverted commas. If anyone asks Ken, he'll say that he was just quoting the anonymous man/woman/collective/Thomson's gazelle which writes the QE! blog. He'll still deny that it's his. [[User:Spud|Spud]] ([[User talk:Spud|talk]]) 05:40, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Meh, who cares if he never admits it, we all know it's Ken; Conservapedia all knows it's Ken; ShockofGoat and his crew all know it is Ken; no matter how much &amp;quot;attempted mystery&amp;quot; he tries, the writing style and stream of consciousness is too distinct, and too familiar.&lt;br /&gt;
::Lately he has been getting really obsessed with us, hoping for attention, going so far as to inadvertently showing the site doing well in an ass-backwards attempt to insult us, not to mention his weird personal obsession with Fergus.  The only person I pity in all of this is VivaYehshua, who may be a decent guy for all I know, but has become Ken's &amp;quot;goto&amp;quot; poster-child for debate; no doubt to the fella's chagrin.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 10:48, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: The guy's been jumping up and down screaming &amp;quot;LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!&amp;quot; at us for the last couple of days. It's just getting sad at this point. I wish one of his compadres at CP or the shockofgoat chatroom would have an intervention for him, he really seems like he needs it. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:21, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Can we just kind of ignore Kenny? Like, whatever he does we just ignore him? He'll either go off the rails or go away. --[[User:I came, I saw, I shat|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#B30000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Certified'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]  [[User talk:I came, I saw, I shat|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#00A288&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;'''Sick Bastard'''&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 14:25, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Actually, he'll likely do neither. He'll just start gloating about how his superior creationist intellect has defeat the combined hordes of darkness that is RW, or something like that -- [[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 16:59, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::True, but so what? No one believes him, not even on Conservapedia, if the talkpage is any indication; so let him claim victory all alone against his imaginary opponents.  He is too cowardly to debate anyone in reality so why should he be afforded any attention? I am all for ignoring the QE blog posts and his spam references to them on CP, as they are just cries for our loving attention anyway.  Granted this is a purely voluntary request, and I don't know how much people here will agree to it, but why bother feeding his ego?--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 17:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::This. The most effective thing RW could do is ignore Ken. He'll just keep going on and on and get mad at all the CP editors who wish he'd just shut up. He is a massive liability to Conservapedia and ultimately his own worst enemy. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 17:11, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
{{undent}}It is a good idea but... You have to realize Ken is like a bizarre version of Schrödinger's cat. While the cat is both alive and dead until the observation is made, we ''know'' Ken is going to be writing incoherent nonsense regardless if we're watching or not. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 17:34, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Turning the Nigel Farage article into proper good English with paragraph-thingies and all that. [[Special:Contributions/171.33.222.26|171.33.222.26]] ([[User talk:171.33.222.26|talk]]) 17:17, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I am not sure what Ken is trying to achieve here.  He basically says Rationalwiki is struggling because we are just too atheist and nerdy, and &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/05/atheist-wiki-hit-socially-challenged.html then posts a graph where our site's traffic is shown to be on a long term upward swing over the last two years]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. Worse, looking at Ken's second favorite site, we have the following:&lt;br /&gt;
* Rationalwiki - Alexa Traffic Rank: 36,464 United States Traffic Rank in US: 12,452 &lt;br /&gt;
* Creation.com (CMI) Alexa Traffic Rank: 68,730 United States Traffic Rank in US: 22,752 &lt;br /&gt;
* Conservapedia - Alexa Traffic Rank: 69,714 Traffic Rank in US: 19,144 &lt;br /&gt;
* Ken's QE Blog - Alexa Traffic Rank: 3,418,874 United States Traffic Rank in US: 494,937&lt;br /&gt;
Yeeeeah, and we suck. {{unsig|BMcP}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Didn't Ken think high ranks were better than low ranks?  Or did I dream that? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 15:45, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: No, you didn't dream it. But he did memory hole that shit at speed when we laughed at him. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 15:48, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Amazing but true: the top hit for 'colonic' on Google USA is indeed our very own rationalwiki. Ken has made an accurate statement!!! &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 16:32, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: We're only the second hit for me, but I'm in the Boston area and the top hit is for an alternative healthcare office around here. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 16:34, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:What we need to do is show him we really are bigger ass-men and take over Google rankings for [http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexuality_and_Anal_Cancer Homosexuality and Anal Cancer], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome Gay Bowl Syndrome], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Fecal_incontinence Fecal Incontinence], and [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome#Proctitis_and_HIV_Infection_Further_Elaborated Proctitis]. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 18:35, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:We could always add a specific section on the dangers of electrolyte imbalance and one on coffee enemas.  Also, what's up with the section?--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 17:46, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Phiwum: Ken's statement, while true, is actually a bit weird. When I used google.co.uk, the top hits for 'colonic' were all for colonic irrigation services in towns around where I live (I had no idea that so many English colons needed irrigating). The weird thing is that searching on google.com also found a whole lot of colonic irrigators somewhere in the USA (I can't remember where exactly). To replicate Ken-boy's top hit, I first had to google for 'Google USA', then go to a mirror site for Google USA that doesn't seem to be specific to any particular locality in the USA, and search for 'colonic' there. Kenny must have been sitting in front of his computer for hours and hours and hours trying to find some - any! - vaguely indecent word which came top in some - any! - kind of Google search. I almost feel sorry for the little git. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 20:19, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alexa has a list of top google hits for the site. --[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 20:47, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I see - so not so weird after all, maybe. But I guess Ken is a bit obsessed with Alexa rankings and the like. I went to Alexa for the very first time just now - there was an advert for dating &amp;quot;pretty Ukrainian ladies&amp;quot;. Is that where Ken gets his fantasies about sweet creationist women? &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 21:02, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::As we all know Google records stuff about you and then presents the links it thinks will interest you most. If you spend a lot of time on RW it will put relevant RW links at or near the top of your search. So saying that &amp;quot;X&amp;quot; is high on a Google search list for you is meaningless.&lt;br /&gt;
:::Try it on [https://duckduckgo.com/ duck and go] instead. --[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Or just open up an incognito/private browsing window and make sure you're signed out of your Google account (if you have one), and Google's results won't be tailored on any sort of search history. At most, it could be tailoring results for geographic area, which is vague at best. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:23, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::This is a common misconception and you see it all over the place with people claiming that their site is still the number one for X.  But it's wrong. Google [http://googleblog.blogspot.com.es/2009/12/personalized-search-for-everyone.html keeps filtering you] even when you are signed out.--[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 09:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC) &lt;br /&gt;
::::::Or you could just ignore the ads and move on with your life. Fuck, most of my ads are directed at Limbaughists and Vulgar Libertarians.--[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 16:44, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::[https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/adblock/gighmmpiobklfepjocnamgkkbiglidom?hl=en There are ads on the internet now?] [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 16:17, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Google's personalisation of ''search results'' is not the same thing as the ads they try to get you to read. Do any search with google and then do exactly the same search at duckduckgo.com or startpage.com Google doesn't only profile with cookies, it also uses your browser's uniqueness.&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1051636 No, really]. Well I suppose, like those two, his heroic exploits are completely fictional. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:44, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: He strikes me more as [http://youtube.com/watch?v=4A0Kk9DdbWI 'Mazing Man]. Well, except ol 'Maze is humble and lovable. Ken is neither. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 21:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Ken Doll has only ever been, and shall only ever be one character from the DC Universe. [http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7mn1u1v1p1qz742do1_1280.jpg Professor Pyg]. [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  21:50, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I don't think Sun Tzu said &amp;quot;Be ineffectual, even to the point of irrelevance&amp;quot; so Ken's ad-libbing a bit in practice. --[[User:Kels|Kels]] ([[User talk:Kels|talk]]) 22:12, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Yeah... I don't know what superhero Ken would be. I can't think of one that goes around punching himself in the face and thinks he's winning. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 22:59, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It's deleted now. Did he really say he's superman and batman or something similar to that? You can't be both. They're very different people. And if he's talking about physically, just say superman. [[User:X Stickman|X Stickman]] ([[User talk:X Stickman|talk]]) 23:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Kenny as a superhero?  Gotta be Mothman in Maine.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:22, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::@Stickman, what he said was drivel about nobody knew the true extant of his powers, because he keeps them seekrit like Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent. Or something equally as stupid. Anyway, I guess he's coming down off of high now, because he's going around cleaning up some edits, deleting others and oversighting the rest.  --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:56, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::The true extent of his power of being inconsequential? --[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 01:48, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::Help! Help! Burn-The-Evidence Man, please help! [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:46, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::::For what it's worth, my comment as JimmyDykes to Ken before it was oversighted was, &amp;quot;And look who's talking about socially challenged, oversized egos.  Did you mistake your own reflection for their website?&amp;quot;  [[Special:Contributions/24.186.48.29|24.186.48.29]] ([[User talk:24.186.48.29|talk]]) 03:52, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh Ken. You were so close - the thing is, Superman and Batman wear their undies outside their tights, while you wear yours on your head. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Tala!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 13:57, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: He seems to be claiming he might be more than one person.  Surely only one person can have his writing 'style'. [[User:Bevo74|Bevo74]] ([[User talk:Bevo74|talk]]) 19:23, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken, Ken, Ken you really think you're fooling anyone with your &amp;quot;I'm Superman, no wait I'm Batman&amp;quot; shtick? Here at the League of Atheist Super-Geniuses&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;We accept anyone who can add 2+2 and get a number. It's the perfect anti-CP safeguard!&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; we all know your super identity is Captain Oblivious. You don't have hide it. Just like don't have to hide being um, &amp;quot;roommates&amp;quot; with Barely-Repressed Man or all your computer passwords being &amp;quot;Password&amp;quot;. Speaking of which you should really change those. I mean thanks for the free money but someone malicious could do some real damage you know? Instead of just getting half ownership of a MacDonalds kids meal and telling the bank they can finally throw out those magic beans. [[Special:Contributions/99.248.242.120|99.248.242.120]] ([[User talk:99.248.242.120|talk]]) 00:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Im new here, or to use A.M. Radio lingo, long time reader first time typer. Anyhow i love checking out the question evolution blog that always gets linked to conservapedia, but today to my surprise rationalwikis existence was acknowledged, and apparently, this is a nerd website that puts people off with their obsession with colonics? I find it funny that these so called christians can break so many commandments in the name of their god, its almost enough to make me wish i was wrong  and their god was real, just so i could see the look on their face when he casts them into hell....for their sinfull pride {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Welcome to RW! I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to merge your topic with this conversation here on CP:Talk, since this is sort of the home for all CP-related loonery if it doesn't have anywhere else to go, and QE! is a Kenterprise. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I think you'll quickly find that the QE blog is probably *the* most tedious blogs you'll ever have the misfortune to come across. Ken's writing is tortuous, unimaginative, and extremely repetitive, and the layout of his posts is a complete mess. I guess it can be fun to watch for a while in a train-wreck sort of way, but in the end it all just gets to be a little sad and depressing.[[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 05:06, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, thanks im sorry you had to waste your time moving my silly tripe to the conservapedia page, I recently came across this wiki right after i came across the sillyness that is conservapedia, and beyond the making fun of sill YEC, i apreciate all the anti-wooness of this website and hope to be able to get drunk and add to it in as constructive a manner as possible. Also thanks for the warm welcome, i went to CP as a christian, went on about how silly evolution was, but the second i told them they were going to hell for their pridefull essays making fun of athiests and then old men for needing help climbing a dinosaur they blocked me, cunts...anyhow im pretty shit faced so i wont make much an ass of myself right away, all ill say is thank you all for the welcome, and i apologize for the mispellings, but my spell check isnt working properly with this site, but when i make real entries in proper articles ill make sure all spelling and grammer is correct..,and before i go ill say, ive gotten more than a few laughs from this wiki, and and...not to be to corny ive been inspired by this wiki because the asflys of this world would mean shit, if they haddnt happened to take over the republican party,via the tea baggers, and you folks are one of the few places ive seen my true political and idealogical ideals in &amp;quot;print&amp;quot; i just hope im able to add even the slightest bit to what you a,ready have here.......again im drunk real drunk..and stonded, so i hope i havnt seemed too silly good nigh bitches! {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
::For the record, if the current state of your user page, with holocaust denialism and antisemitism, reflects your true political and ideological ideals, you belong on Metapedia, not here, and you'll probably be swiftly shown the door, because we do not put up with that shit. However, we'll see how you do when you're sober. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 05:38, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::so your some kinda bad ass RW sheriff now, OP? &amp;quot;Swiftly shown the door&amp;quot;? Why not wait until the guy actually does something before whipping your e-dick out. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]|&lt;br /&gt;
::::Are we sure that guy wasn't Ken Doll? I understood almost none of what he had to say. Just like Ken. [[User:Hiphopopotamus|Hiphopopotamus]] ([[User talk:Hiphopopotamus|talk]]) 06:13, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::He has done something, Ace. Look at his [[User:SmittyGreen|user page]]. I hope he's just taking the piss (although I find it really bad taste, even if he is). And Ken's never gone off on an anti-Semitic rant, not yet anyway. I think it's more likely to be Mel Gibson. [[User:Spud|Spud]] ([[User talk:Spud|talk]]) 06:17, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::'''His user page offends me! BAN HIM!'''. We don't just &amp;quot;show people the door&amp;quot;. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Do you see me banning anyone (other than sysop joke bans)? Do you see me dragging anyone to the Coop? I'm hoping he's nicer when he's sober. I'm just predicting how this is going to go if he isn't. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:11, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::I'm warning you now, I'll show you the door if you aren't careful, OP. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:15, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Ok last try, if you find a long string of words else where, it was ment to be here, ill explain when im sober, but as drunk as i am...i have yet to write anything on my talk page...i just checked it and it was full of shit, now thanks to who ever took the time to write how they thought i might have felt but you missed...alot, anyhow,ima now watch TNG,on bbc and sleep, ill straiten this all out in tge morning, but i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the  next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
:Next time I have a run in with the Thin Blue Line I'll say, &amp;quot;i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow &amp;quot; [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:10, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Do you like hip hop and movies starring black folks like Brxbrx? He's totally not a racist. Ask his black friend. We don't ban users, but some it's appropriate to harass and beg to leave. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 13:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I can guarantee  one and all that i am not a racist, im quite sorry that i didnt present a better  first impression, but i fixed my user page, and i shall ass more info about myself in the coming days, and i hope to start writing, editing and hopefuly get to know everyone a bit, Ive admired this wiki for a few months and  and I'm excited to become a part of it.[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 17:40, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken hacked your user page?  Don't ass any more on my account.  [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 21:43, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Seems like someone needs more practice at trolling. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 22:10, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah he did, but what do you mean about ass on your account? And i did troll a bit on CP but i came here to actually contribute, [[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 23:02, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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What fun, i had some fun with ken on conservapedia, after showing his writting to a few of my close friends, who happen to be a nun a priest, who agreed that much if what he wrote was extreamly rude, and downright sinfull, they agreed a man of his type will most likley find themselves suprised when god casts them out of heaven...anyhow, after that and hacking my account, he even included me in the newist QE blog, fun[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 23:18, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alright... lemme see if I got all this straight. You joined RW; and while you were drunk, Ken hacked your account and left a drunken incoherent racist rant. Which you've since deleted. Now you've taken to this talk page with a marginally more coherent defense. Do I have it right so far? Because if I do, you'll have to forgive me if I remain skeptical. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:45, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Ok so, i joined rational wiki a few weeks ago, sober and didnt have much to say, so i didnt post anything, i got buzzed and started fucking with conservapedia, and the QE blog, i really just wanted to point out all of thier unchristian behavior , and they quickly blocked me and i thought that was the end of it, soo i got drunk and had a few friends over to watched star trek, and when i checked back to see if anyone said anything, i found that my user page was filled with anti semetic crap, look at the latest QE blog, im the lame atheist that Threatened him with hell fire... I only did so after checking with my religious family members ( one who's a nun, one who's a priest) to see if i was right in my thinking that the QE blogs slandering of RW, and the articles making fun of atheists and gays for being fat, stupid and unable to find women...plus the article making fun of poor old PZ for needing help climbing the Triceratops, were in fact sinfull, and they agreed that they were not only pridefull, but even the verses they use to condem gays, say slanderers, will not make it to heaven, so i told them that, and they got mad. Its cool if you're skeptical, but i know what happened, and ill do whatever i can to prove it, i'd really like to become part of this website, it shares much of my own world view..plus its funny, soo just let me know what i can do to prove it to you, and try giving me a chance....[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 04:02, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:So you're still claiming that someone decided to hack some random yahoo with L337 haxorz skills because...conservatives? And this happened after a priest and a nun blessed your trolling the QE blog with hellfire? Right. Yeah, I think you're going to need to come up with a better story my friend. [[User:Captain Swing|Heavy Metal Jesus]] ([[User talk:Captain Swing|\m/ \m/]]) 06:21, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I think people would accept you far more if you just admitted you were stupid in posting that anti-Semitic crap, realized it was wrong, and did the right thing by erasing it and apologizing rather that this ridiculous story.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 14:32, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't admit to things i didn't do, id rather pack my bags,yes it may not have been ken, but there were reference in the post to things i said to him on CP and the QE blog, I'm not new at being offensive, and anything i do to offend people i tend to proudly own up to, this i didn't do, if no one believes me its fine,  i know what i did and did not do, and my friends didn't use my iPad or my computer,soo how ever it happened in the end, Idk, I'm no expert, all i know is like I've repeated i didn't write any of that, so we can either believe me or simply move on and after getting to know me, maybe you'll understand that such writing is simply not my style, or if I'm not accepted, i can return to lurking and simply enjoying the website, i only joined because I've enjoyed the site, and thought the least i can do i help add to it, expand it, and better it[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 19:39, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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But since it did somehow make it onto my page i would like to apologize to anyone it offended. Im hoping to close the whole thing and move onto working on edits, page creation, and debate, i hope i can prove myself capable through time[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 19:44, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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You crazy atheist, Smitty.  Welcome aboard.  We look forward to reading your pieces on the best way to obey Obama, how to kill babies without getting viscera on your kaftan and the best way to get stoned.   [[User:London Grump|London Grump]] ([[User talk:London Grump|talk]]) 21:09, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks man, I have a busy few days comin up, I'm my mothers care taker and she has a few important apointments coming up, but i promise once i really get a chance to edit and post more,  they will be of quality and non anti-semetic....[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 01:05, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Seems to be giving errors and not loading pages for last 4 hours. Wonder if they will loose a whole week again &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;amp;mdash; Unsigned, by: [[User:101.119.18.167|101.119.18.167]] / [[User talk:101.119.18.167|talk]] / [[Special:Contributions/101.119.18.167|contribs]] &amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 07:49, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Same for me. The week that never was really was a hoot. It would be too much to hope for such fun again. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 09:11, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Downforeveryoneorjustme is reporting cp as down for everyone.  Oh the joys if they do manage to lose an entire week again.  Which one of them do you think installed the mediawiki update this time?  And could this be the time when AugustO steps in to save the day again and regains some of his rights? [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 09:42, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Will this mean that all the unpersons Ken has made this week will now be un unpersons again ? Ken will be spitting chips btw. Isn't 15th at 5pm GMT meant to &amp;lt;s&amp;gt; another phone hookup with some random&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; the end of internet evolution ? DickV&lt;br /&gt;
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::::Dude. CP being down makes me really sad for Ken for some reason. At least in years past he was slightly more capable of interacting with people. Now he's a broken record, literally repeating the same sneering shit over and over to anyone who will talk to him. He was just challenging someone to find his other blogs - I've got numerous Google alerts set up - there are no other blogs. He views himself as a literal warrior struck in the image of Sun Tzu, but doesn't it strike you as incredibly sad that he can't even bear using his own name on the internet? He basically has no independent existence without his &amp;quot;anonymous&amp;quot; appearances. Several of us have seen his weird correspondence with someone's actual creationist family members inquiring in good faith about QE thinking he had something to do with CMI. They weren't willing to send him a note from their pastor or whatever weird intrusive shit he asked for. I just cannot fathom what kind of sad life this man must lead when his greatest triumphs are trolling people who would just as soon forget about him with tales of non-existent victories in a non-existent battle. There is no grand QE movement. There are no volunteers - at most a few people have been willing to humor him, or are working on their own while Ken implies that he's involved by reposting their pictures. Ken is not responsible for any upticks or downticks in internet traffic on any site but his blog, for which he shouldn't be proud. Ugh, Ken. Move on. More importantly, ugh Andy: you're a disgusting person for enabling this guy's self-destruction on your blog. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 10:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::And what of us, who poke, prod, torment and pull each of his strings at every opportunity?[[User:Tielec01|Tielec01]] ([[User talk:Tielec01|talk]]) 11:44, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::I've tried to stop doing it. It's hard and I'm not doing great. I can't blame you, but it's not right. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 12:29, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Got to agree. To have Conservapedia listed as a great accomplishment when it's been called the place ''where knowledge goes to die on the internet'' is just beyond depressing. Maybe that's why Andy lets him stay? I just wish other users there would stop beating around the damn bush about his trolling and rule violations (I think that Petmac guy asked something about spamming links is OK for Conservative but being the ONLY one). DonnyC gets blocked for 3 months on wrongful grounds and only August brings it up, and as nice a guy he is he's a pushover, but users with block rights seem to roll over when he reverts them for removing personal remarks. Guess I'm tired of the same old shit. [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 12:45, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::: Everyone is. I'm holding on to the slim hope that when Andy wakes up and notices his pet wiki has gone titsup he throws up his hands and finally says bollocks to it. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 12:53, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I believe Ken does have one other blog, Conservative Triumph, or something like that, but he very rarely posts to it; other than that all he has is his QE blog, although doesn't he have a British and Australian URL that points right back to his QE blog?  And that he counts those as separate blogs even though it is the same one?--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 13:14, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::: I was told be Kara and Andy a number of times to lay off Ken as they said he is a bit &amp;quot;unstable&amp;quot;. They are not completely oblivious but certainly like to turn a blind eye and don't want him to start chucking piles of fecal material at everyone. From what I gathered Kara personally detests Ken and would love to eradicated him. DickV&lt;br /&gt;
::::::: Our daily lulz are back on the air! [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 13:48, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::: Such as it is. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 19:20, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:DanAP&amp;amp;curid=126155&amp;amp;diff=1052115&amp;amp;oldid=1052110 Haven't seen one of these for a while.]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; And it's not from Eddy Poo, rather from parodist lite Brenden. Having a bit of fun are we ? [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 13:41, 14 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:How is that entry &amp;quot;sketchy&amp;quot;? Oh, wait, it's bringing facts into things. Nevermind... unless he's talking about the edit where paedophilia was linked as a &amp;quot;liberal trait&amp;quot;, which is all kinds of sketchy. [[User:Sokar|Sokar]] ([[User talk:Sokar|talk]]) 16:44, 14 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::DanAP deleted the 'Second Life' article as spam. I think Brenden is right to be concerned&lt;br /&gt;
:::Go Brenden! We always knew you were a bully at heart.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 01:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::A bully? I am giving him the chance to respond, and to redeem himself. My accusations are grounded in fact - his edits were somewhat suspicious, and asking him to explain himself, and his future edits, seems reasonable to me. [[Special:Contributions/172.218.49.11|172.218.49.11]] ([[User talk:172.218.49.11|talk]]) 02:54, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::If that helps you sleep at night buddy, then OK.  I see a jumped up smarmy little prefect telling the naughty kid that he has to do what he says - because he's the prefect and the teacher said he could.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 09:22, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::On the point of writing plans I can't see &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Ed_Poor&amp;amp;curid=117704&amp;amp;diff=1052315&amp;amp;oldid=1050722 this]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; going well for AugustO. [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 11:37, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== And Ken Finally admits that the QE! blog ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:VivaYehshua&amp;amp;oldid=1052298 Is his.]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; Maybe it is also time to admit that the question evolution booklet ain't going to happen and that your entire campaign is a failure. You can't even man up to debate the fine Mr Mason yourself. What does that show about your machismo Ken ??? [[User:Naca|Naca]] ([[User talk:Naca|talk]]) 05:13, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:No, not really he hasn't. Everything he wrote on that talk page is in inverted commas. If anyone asks Ken, he'll say that he was just quoting the anonymous man/woman/collective/Thomson's gazelle which writes the QE! blog. He'll still deny that it's his. [[User:Spud|Spud]] ([[User talk:Spud|talk]]) 05:40, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Meh, who cares if he never admits it, we all know it's Ken; Conservapedia all knows it's Ken; ShockofGoat and his crew all know it is Ken; no matter how much &amp;quot;attempted mystery&amp;quot; he tries, the writing style and stream of consciousness is too distinct, and too familiar.&lt;br /&gt;
::Lately he has been getting really obsessed with us, hoping for attention, going so far as to inadvertently showing the site doing well in an ass-backwards attempt to insult us, not to mention his weird personal obsession with Fergus.  The only person I pity in all of this is VivaYehshua, who may be a decent guy for all I know, but has become Ken's &amp;quot;goto&amp;quot; poster-child for debate; no doubt to the fella's chagrin.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 10:48, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: The guy's been jumping up and down screaming &amp;quot;LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!&amp;quot; at us for the last couple of days. It's just getting sad at this point. I wish one of his compadres at CP or the shockofgoat chatroom would have an intervention for him, he really seems like he needs it. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:21, 15 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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== Schlafly challenges obamacare ==&lt;br /&gt;
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http://coffeeandmarkets.com/2013/05/09/a-novel-challenge-to-obamacare/&lt;br /&gt;
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I am not sure what Ken is trying to achieve here.  He basically says Rationalwiki is struggling because we are just too atheist and nerdy, and &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/05/atheist-wiki-hit-socially-challenged.html then posts a graph where our site's traffic is shown to be on a long term upward swing over the last two years]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. Worse, looking at Ken's second favorite site, we have the following:&lt;br /&gt;
* Rationalwiki - Alexa Traffic Rank: 36,464 United States Traffic Rank in US: 12,452 &lt;br /&gt;
* Creation.com (CMI) Alexa Traffic Rank: 68,730 United States Traffic Rank in US: 22,752 &lt;br /&gt;
* Conservapedia - Alexa Traffic Rank: 69,714 Traffic Rank in US: 19,144 &lt;br /&gt;
* Ken's QE Blog - Alexa Traffic Rank: 3,418,874 United States Traffic Rank in US: 494,937&lt;br /&gt;
Yeeeeah, and we suck. {{unsig|BMcP}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Didn't Ken think high ranks were better than low ranks?  Or did I dream that? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 15:45, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: No, you didn't dream it. But he did memory hole that shit at speed when we laughed at him. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 15:48, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Amazing but true: the top hit for 'colonic' on Google USA is indeed our very own rationalwiki. Ken has made an accurate statement!!! &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 16:32, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: We're only the second hit for me, but I'm in the Boston area and the top hit is for an alternative healthcare office around here. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 16:34, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Does this mean we need to do an improvement drive on the [[colonic]] article? [[User:Tmtoulouse|Tmtoulouse]] ([[User talk:Tmtoulouse|talk]]) 16:54, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:What we need to do is show him we really are bigger ass-men and take over Google rankings for [http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexuality_and_Anal_Cancer Homosexuality and Anal Cancer], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome Gay Bowl Syndrome], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Fecal_incontinence Fecal Incontinence], and [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome#Proctitis_and_HIV_Infection_Further_Elaborated Proctitis]. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 18:35, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:We could always add a specific section on the dangers of electrolyte imbalance and one on coffee enemas.  Also, what's up with the section?--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 17:46, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Phiwum: Ken's statement, while true, is actually a bit weird. When I used google.co.uk, the top hits for 'colonic' were all for colonic irrigation services in towns around where I live (I had no idea that so many English colons needed irrigating). The weird thing is that searching on google.com also found a whole lot of colonic irrigators somewhere in the USA (I can't remember where exactly). To replicate Ken-boy's top hit, I first had to google for 'Google USA', then go to a mirror site for Google USA that doesn't seem to be specific to any particular locality in the USA, and search for 'colonic' there. Kenny must have been sitting in front of his computer for hours and hours and hours trying to find some - any! - vaguely indecent word which came top in some - any! - kind of Google search. I almost feel sorry for the little git. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 20:19, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alexa has a list of top google hits for the site. --[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 20:47, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I see - so not so weird after all, maybe. But I guess Ken is a bit obsessed with Alexa rankings and the like. I went to Alexa for the very first time just now - there was an advert for dating &amp;quot;pretty Ukrainian ladies&amp;quot;. Is that where Ken gets his fantasies about sweet creationist women? &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 21:02, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::As we all know Google records stuff about you and then presents the links it thinks will interest you most. If you spend a lot of time on RW it will put relevant RW links at or near the top of your search. So saying that &amp;quot;X&amp;quot; is high on a Google search list for you is meaningless.&lt;br /&gt;
:::Try it on [https://duckduckgo.com/ duck and go] instead. --[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Or just open up an incognito/private browsing window and make sure you're signed out of your Google account (if you have one), and Google's results won't be tailored on any sort of search history. At most, it could be tailoring results for geographic area, which is vague at best. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:23, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::This is a common misconception and you see it all over the place with people claiming that their site is still the number one for X.  But it's wrong. Google [http://googleblog.blogspot.com.es/2009/12/personalized-search-for-everyone.html keeps filtering you] even when you are signed out.--[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 09:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC) &lt;br /&gt;
::::::Or you could just ignore the ads and move on with your life. Fuck, most of my ads are directed at Limbaughists and Vulgar Libertarians.--[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 16:44, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::[https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/adblock/gighmmpiobklfepjocnamgkkbiglidom?hl=en There are ads on the internet now?] [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 16:17, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Google's personalisation of ''search results'' is not the same thing as the ads they try to get you to read. Do any search with google and then do exactly the same search at duckduckgo.com or startpage.com Google doesn't only profile with cookies, it also uses your browser's uniqueness.&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1051636 No, really]. Well I suppose, like those two, his heroic exploits are completely fictional. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:44, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: He strikes me more as [http://youtube.com/watch?v=4A0Kk9DdbWI 'Mazing Man]. Well, except ol 'Maze is humble and lovable. Ken is neither. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 21:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Ken Doll has only ever been, and shall only ever be one character from the DC Universe. [http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7mn1u1v1p1qz742do1_1280.jpg Professor Pyg]. [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  21:50, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I don't think Sun Tzu said &amp;quot;Be ineffectual, even to the point of irrelevance&amp;quot; so Ken's ad-libbing a bit in practice. --[[User:Kels|Kels]] ([[User talk:Kels|talk]]) 22:12, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Yeah... I don't know what superhero Ken would be. I can't think of one that goes around punching himself in the face and thinks he's winning. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 22:59, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It's deleted now. Did he really say he's superman and batman or something similar to that? You can't be both. They're very different people. And if he's talking about physically, just say superman. [[User:X Stickman|X Stickman]] ([[User talk:X Stickman|talk]]) 23:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Kenny as a superhero?  Gotta be Mothman in Maine.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:22, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::@Stickman, what he said was drivel about nobody knew the true extant of his powers, because he keeps them seekrit like Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent. Or something equally as stupid. Anyway, I guess he's coming down off of high now, because he's going around cleaning up some edits, deleting others and oversighting the rest.  --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:56, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::The true extent of his power of being inconsequential? --[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 01:48, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::Help! Help! Burn-The-Evidence Man, please help! [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:46, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::::For what it's worth, my comment as JimmyDykes to Ken before it was oversighted was, &amp;quot;And look who's talking about socially challenged, oversized egos.  Did you mistake your own reflection for their website?&amp;quot;  [[Special:Contributions/24.186.48.29|24.186.48.29]] ([[User talk:24.186.48.29|talk]]) 03:52, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh Ken. You were so close - the thing is, Superman and Batman wear their undies outside their tights, while you wear yours on your head. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Tala!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 13:57, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: He seems to be claiming he might be more than one person.  Surely only one person can have his writing 'style'. [[User:Bevo74|Bevo74]] ([[User talk:Bevo74|talk]]) 19:23, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken, Ken, Ken you really think you're fooling anyone with your &amp;quot;I'm Superman, no wait I'm Batman&amp;quot; shtick? Here at the League of Atheist Super-Geniuses&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;We accept anyone who can add 2+2 and get a number. It's the perfect anti-CP safeguard!&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; we all know your super identity is Captain Oblivious. You don't have hide it. Just like don't have to hide being um, &amp;quot;roommates&amp;quot; with Barely-Repressed Man or all your computer passwords being &amp;quot;Password&amp;quot;. Speaking of which you should really change those. I mean thanks for the free money but someone malicious could do some real damage you know? Instead of just getting half ownership of a MacDonalds kids meal and telling the bank they can finally throw out those magic beans. [[Special:Contributions/99.248.242.120|99.248.242.120]] ([[User talk:99.248.242.120|talk]]) 00:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Im new here, or to use A.M. Radio lingo, long time reader first time typer. Anyhow i love checking out the question evolution blog that always gets linked to conservapedia, but today to my surprise rationalwikis existence was acknowledged, and apparently, this is a nerd website that puts people off with their obsession with colonics? I find it funny that these so called christians can break so many commandments in the name of their god, its almost enough to make me wish i was wrong  and their god was real, just so i could see the look on their face when he casts them into hell....for their sinfull pride {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Welcome to RW! I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to merge your topic with this conversation here on CP:Talk, since this is sort of the home for all CP-related loonery if it doesn't have anywhere else to go, and QE! is a Kenterprise. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I think you'll quickly find that the QE blog is probably *the* most tedious blogs you'll ever have the misfortune to come across. Ken's writing is tortuous, unimaginative, and extremely repetitive, and the layout of his posts is a complete mess. I guess it can be fun to watch for a while in a train-wreck sort of way, but in the end it all just gets to be a little sad and depressing.[[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 05:06, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, thanks im sorry you had to waste your time moving my silly tripe to the conservapedia page, I recently came across this wiki right after i came across the sillyness that is conservapedia, and beyond the making fun of sill YEC, i apreciate all the anti-wooness of this website and hope to be able to get drunk and add to it in as constructive a manner as possible. Also thanks for the warm welcome, i went to CP as a christian, went on about how silly evolution was, but the second i told them they were going to hell for their pridefull essays making fun of athiests and then old men for needing help climbing a dinosaur they blocked me, cunts...anyhow im pretty shit faced so i wont make much an ass of myself right away, all ill say is thank you all for the welcome, and i apologize for the mispellings, but my spell check isnt working properly with this site, but when i make real entries in proper articles ill make sure all spelling and grammer is correct..,and before i go ill say, ive gotten more than a few laughs from this wiki, and and...not to be to corny ive been inspired by this wiki because the asflys of this world would mean shit, if they haddnt happened to take over the republican party,via the tea baggers, and you folks are one of the few places ive seen my true political and idealogical ideals in &amp;quot;print&amp;quot; i just hope im able to add even the slightest bit to what you a,ready have here.......again im drunk real drunk..and stonded, so i hope i havnt seemed too silly good nigh bitches! {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
::For the record, if the current state of your user page, with holocaust denialism and antisemitism, reflects your true political and ideological ideals, you belong on Metapedia, not here, and you'll probably be swiftly shown the door, because we do not put up with that shit. However, we'll see how you do when you're sober. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 05:38, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::so your some kinda bad ass RW sheriff now, OP? &amp;quot;Swiftly shown the door&amp;quot;? Why not wait until the guy actually does something before whipping your e-dick out. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]|&lt;br /&gt;
::::Are we sure that guy wasn't Ken Doll? I understood almost none of what he had to say. Just like Ken. [[User:Hiphopopotamus|Hiphopopotamus]] ([[User talk:Hiphopopotamus|talk]]) 06:13, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::He has done something, Ace. Look at his [[User:SmittyGreen|user page]]. I hope he's just taking the piss (although I find it really bad taste, even if he is). And Ken's never gone off on an anti-Semitic rant, not yet anyway. I think it's more likely to be Mel Gibson. [[User:Spud|Spud]] ([[User talk:Spud|talk]]) 06:17, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::'''His user page offends me! BAN HIM!'''. We don't just &amp;quot;show people the door&amp;quot;. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Do you see me banning anyone (other than sysop joke bans)? Do you see me dragging anyone to the Coop? I'm hoping he's nicer when he's sober. I'm just predicting how this is going to go if he isn't. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:11, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::I'm warning you now, I'll show you the door if you aren't careful, OP. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:15, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Ok last try, if you find a long string of words else where, it was ment to be here, ill explain when im sober, but as drunk as i am...i have yet to write anything on my talk page...i just checked it and it was full of shit, now thanks to who ever took the time to write how they thought i might have felt but you missed...alot, anyhow,ima now watch TNG,on bbc and sleep, ill straiten this all out in tge morning, but i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the  next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
:Next time I have a run in with the Thin Blue Line I'll say, &amp;quot;i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow &amp;quot; [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:10, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Do you like hip hop and movies starring black folks like Brxbrx? He's totally not a racist. Ask his black friend. We don't ban users, but some it's appropriate to harass and beg to leave. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 13:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I can guarantee  one and all that i am not a racist, im quite sorry that i didnt present a better  first impression, but i fixed my user page, and i shall ass more info about myself in the coming days, and i hope to start writing, editing and hopefuly get to know everyone a bit, Ive admired this wiki for a few months and  and I'm excited to become a part of it.[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 17:40, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken hacked your user page?  Don't ass any more on my account.  [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 21:43, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Seems like someone needs more practice at trolling. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 22:10, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah he did, but what do you mean about ass on your account? And i did troll a bit on CP but i came here to actually contribute, [[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 23:02, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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What fun, i had some fun with ken on conservapedia, after showing his writting to a few of my close friends, who happen to be a nun a priest, who agreed that much if what he wrote was extreamly rude, and downright sinfull, they agreed a man of his type will most likley find themselves suprised when god casts them out of heaven...anyhow, after that and hacking my account, he even included me in the newist QE blog, fun[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 23:18, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alright... lemme see if I got all this straight. You joined RW; and while you were drunk, Ken hacked your account and left a drunken incoherent racist rant. Which you've since deleted. Now you've taken to this talk page with a marginally more coherent defense. Do I have it right so far? Because if I do, you'll have to forgive me if I remain skeptical. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:45, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Ok so, i joined rational wiki a few weeks ago, sober and didnt have much to say, so i didnt post anything, i got buzzed and started fucking with conservapedia, and the QE blog, i really just wanted to point out all of thier unchristian behavior , and they quickly blocked me and i thought that was the end of it, soo i got drunk and had a few friends over to watched star trek, and when i checked back to see if anyone said anything, i found that my user page was filled with anti semetic crap, look at the latest QE blog, im the lame atheist that Threatened him with hell fire... I only did so after checking with my religious family members ( one who's a nun, one who's a priest) to see if i was right in my thinking that the QE blogs slandering of RW, and the articles making fun of atheists and gays for being fat, stupid and unable to find women...plus the article making fun of poor old PZ for needing help climbing the Triceratops, were in fact sinfull, and they agreed that they were not only pridefull, but even the verses they use to condem gays, say slanderers, will not make it to heaven, so i told them that, and they got mad. Its cool if you're skeptical, but i know what happened, and ill do whatever i can to prove it, i'd really like to become part of this website, it shares much of my own world view..plus its funny, soo just let me know what i can do to prove it to you, and try giving me a chance....[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 04:02, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:So you're still claiming that someone decided to hack some random yahoo with L337 haxorz skills because...conservatives? And this happened after a priest and a nun blessed your trolling the QE blog with hellfire? Right. Yeah, I think you're going to need to come up with a better story my friend. [[User:Captain Swing|Heavy Metal Jesus]] ([[User talk:Captain Swing|\m/ \m/]]) 06:21, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I think people would accept you far more if you just admitted you were stupid in posting that anti-Semitic crap, realized it was wrong, and did the right thing by erasing it and apologizing rather that this ridiculous story.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 14:32, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::What's more amazing than conservative spoofing his IP address? That he made the post in a single edit! There is another possibility; he left his account logged in and his startrek friends did it.&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't admit to things i didn't do, id rather pack my bags,yes it may not have been ken, but there were reference in the post to things i said to him on CP and the QE blog, I'm not new at being offensive, and anything i do to offend people i tend to proudly own up to, this i didn't do, if no one believes me its fine,  i know what i did and did not do, and my friends didn't use my iPad or my computer,soo how ever it happened in the end, Idk, I'm no expert, all i know is like I've repeated i didn't write any of that, so we can either believe me or simply move on and after getting to know me, maybe you'll understand that such writing is simply not my style, or if I'm not accepted, i can return to lurking and simply enjoying the website, i only joined because I've enjoyed the site, and thought the least i can do i help add to it, expand it, and better it[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 19:39, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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But since it did somehow make it onto my page i would like to apologize to anyone it offended. Im hoping to close the whole thing and move onto working on edits, page creation, and debate, i hope i can prove myself capable through time[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 19:44, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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You crazy atheist, Smitty.  Welcome aboard.  We look forward to reading your pieces on the best way to obey Obama, how to kill babies without getting viscera on your kaftan and the best way to get stoned.   [[User:London Grump|London Grump]] ([[User talk:London Grump|talk]]) 21:09, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMain_Page&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1051874&amp;amp;oldid=1051857 Never has one man cried out so much for that image macro]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 12:40, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Give me Alice Roberts any day, rather than some air-headed beauty queen. {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 13:43, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Meh, he is spamming the main page again with all these &amp;quot;five reasons why&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;seven reasons why&amp;quot; links.  Well I will save you all the trouble of even bothering to look, it is all complete retread; nothing but links to his old posts, which in themselves are nothing but retreads of what Ken repeats ''ad nauseam'' on CP because he has no argument.  Ken is feeling lonely, so he posts all this stuff in hopes we here on Rationalwiki (his ''only'' audience), will pay him attention and talk about him, then he can feel wanted and &amp;quot;persecuted for Jesus&amp;quot;, and whatever. So. Boring.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 14:39, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Because those people have a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww spectacular track record] of being the sort of people you want to listen to on the subject. [[File:Scarlet A.png|24px|link=User:Armondikov]][[User_Talk:Armondikov|&amp;lt;font color=#CC0033&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;''pathetic''&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 14:53, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::This proves it. All the atheists over there just to cause trouble are the ones getting trolled when they respond to him on the main talk page. [[User:Nate Keaton|Nate Keaton]] ([[User talk:Nate Keaton|talk]]) 14:57, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I was hoping we could ignore him this time. It is just too pathetic. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 20:52, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Conservapedia_proven_right&amp;amp;curid=117686&amp;amp;diff=1051999&amp;amp;oldid=1051922 Conservapedia proven right] that Tamerlan killed his friends and the liberal authorities continue with the coverup.  I get that.  Makes perfect sense.  Except the bit about Boston area police forces being part of the liberal establishment.  How the hell did Obama get them all to cover for a Muslim murderer?  We know Obama wants to because he's the ranking head of the League of Muslim Murderers.  I get that.  But no Boston Blue is willing to blow the whistle on the coercion he's using?  I am so impressed.  If only he could use some of that mojo on Congress.&lt;br /&gt;
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On the same subject, can anyone also explain why [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1051851&amp;amp;oldid=1051743 the Obama Administration] should be declaring guilt in a Boston murder case?  Beside the fact that nobody's been charged, I mean.  And the fact that Andy's perp is dead.  A conservative administration would have twisted the screws some more and had the local police declare the case solved?  What is he talking about? Has he ever won a case? Really.  [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 00:22, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Because all conspiracy theories are so well run that nobody ever involved blows them unless they are disgraced and soon to be assassinated, so they found the local tin hat association to tell the secret to. &amp;amp; obama should be declaring guilt because Obama is a fucking Kenyan lying bastard who is always at fault always. You have to remember, they can never win- either obama isnt doing enough to do something or hes overstepping the bounds of his power, there is no middle--&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User:Mikal|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''Mikal''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;[[User_talk:Mikal|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#003399&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''lakiM''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt; 04:37, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Fuck you, Andy, for making me pay attention to golf ==&lt;br /&gt;
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But it was worth it.&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&amp;amp;diff=1051919&amp;amp;oldid=1051875]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;[http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/golf-devil-ball-golf/tiger-woods-win-fourth-pga-tour-start-2013-231810411.html]--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 00:25, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh come on, it's obvious that conservative wunderkind Garcia was put off by all the liberal media bullying after he expressed his First Amendment right to call Woods a douchebag. --&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Runāt!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 00:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I heard the groundskeepers were liberals and pot smokers who spent hours playing Tiger's video games at the direct order of Obama and used this knowledge to mow the fairways and greens into specific shapes which would unfairly benefit Woods while messing up Garcia... Or something like that and i can prove it because shockofgod. Anyway, I'll delete this, replace it with the new information and deny this version ever existed as soon as the official explanation makes its inevitable appearance on CP's Main Page. [[User:Pdoke2|Pdoke2]] ([[User talk:Pdoke2|talk]]) 04:29, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Seems to be giving errors and not loading pages for last 4 hours. Wonder if they will loose a whole week again &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;amp;mdash; Unsigned, by: [[User:101.119.18.167|101.119.18.167]] / [[User talk:101.119.18.167|talk]] / [[Special:Contributions/101.119.18.167|contribs]] &amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 07:49, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Same for me. The week that never was really was a hoot. It would be too much to hope for such fun again. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 09:11, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Downforeveryoneorjustme is reporting cp as down for everyone.  Oh the joys if they do manage to lose an entire week again.  Which one of them do you think installed the mediawiki update this time?  And could this be the time when AugustO steps in to save the day again and regains some of his rights? [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 09:42, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Will this mean that all the unpersons Ken has made this week will now be un unpersons again ? Ken will be spitting chips btw. Isn't 15th at 5pm GMT meant to &amp;lt;s&amp;gt; another phone hookup with some random&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; the end of internet evolution ? DickV&lt;br /&gt;
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::::Dude. CP being down makes me really sad for Ken for some reason. At least in years past he was slightly more capable of interacting with people. Now he's a broken record, literally repeating the same sneering shit over and over to anyone who will talk to him. He was just challenging someone to find his other blogs - I've got numerous Google alerts set up - there are no other blogs. He views himself as a literal warrior struck in the image of Sun Tzu, but doesn't it strike you as incredibly sad that he can't even bear using his own name on the internet? He basically has no independent existence without his &amp;quot;anonymous&amp;quot; appearances. Several of us have seen his weird correspondence with someone's actual creationist family members inquiring in good faith about QE thinking he had something to do with CMI. They weren't willing to send him a note from their pastor or whatever weird intrusive shit he asked for. I just cannot fathom what kind of sad life this man must lead when his greatest triumphs are trolling people who would just as soon forget about him with tales of non-existent victories in a non-existent battle. There is no grand QE movement. There are no volunteers - at most a few people have been willing to humor him, or are working on their own while Ken implies that he's involved by reposting their pictures. Ken is not responsible for any upticks or downticks in internet traffic on any site but his blog, for which he shouldn't be proud. Ugh, Ken. Move on. More importantly, ugh Andy: you're a disgusting person for enabling this guy's self-destruction on your blog. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 10:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::And what of us, who poke, prod, torment and pull each of his strings at every opportunity?[[User:Tielec01|Tielec01]] ([[User talk:Tielec01|talk]]) 11:44, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::I've tried to stop doing it. It's hard and I'm not doing great. I can't blame you, but it's not right. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 12:29, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Got to agree. To have Conservapedia listed as a great accomplishment when it's been called the place ''where knowledge goes to die on the internet'' is just beyond depressing. Maybe that's why Andy lets him stay? I just wish other users there would stop beating around the damn bush about his trolling and rule violations (I think that Petmac guy asked something about spamming links is OK for Conservative but being the ONLY one). DonnyC gets blocked for 3 months on wrongful grounds and only August brings it up, and as nice a guy he is he's a pushover, but users with block rights seem to roll over when he reverts them for removing personal remarks. Guess I'm tired of the same old shit. [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 12:45, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::: Everyone is. I'm holding on to the slim hope that when Andy wakes up and notices his pet wiki has gone titsup he throws up his hands and finally says bollocks to it. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 12:53, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I believe Ken does have one other blog, Conservative Triumph, or something like that, but he very rarely posts to it; other than that all he has is his QE blog, although doesn't he have a British and Australian URL that points right back to his QE blog?  And that he counts those as separate blogs even though it is the same one?--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 13:14, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::: I was told be Kara and Andy a number of times to lay off Ken as they said he is a bit &amp;quot;unstable&amp;quot;. They are not completely oblivious but certainly like to turn a blind eye and don't want him to start chucking piles of fecal material at everyone. From what I gathered Kara personally detests Ken and would love to eradicated him. DickV&lt;br /&gt;
::::::: Our daily lulz are back on the air! [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 13:48, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I am not sure what Ken is trying to achieve here.  He basically says Rationalwiki is struggling because we are just too atheist and nerdy, and &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/05/atheist-wiki-hit-socially-challenged.html then posts a graph where our site's traffic is shown to be on a long term upward swing over the last two years]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. Worse, looking at Ken's second favorite site, we have the following:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Creation.com (CMI) Alexa Traffic Rank: 68,730 United States Traffic Rank in US: 22,752 &lt;br /&gt;
* Conservapedia - Alexa Traffic Rank: 69,714 Traffic Rank in US: 19,144 &lt;br /&gt;
* Ken's QE Blog - Alexa Traffic Rank: 3,418,874 United States Traffic Rank in US: 494,937&lt;br /&gt;
Yeeeeah, and we suck. {{unsig|BMcP}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Didn't Ken think high ranks were better than low ranks?  Or did I dream that? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 15:45, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: No, you didn't dream it. But he did memory hole that shit at speed when we laughed at him. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 15:48, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Amazing but true: the top hit for 'colonic' on Google USA is indeed our very own rationalwiki. Ken has made an accurate statement!!! &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 16:32, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: We're only the second hit for me, but I'm in the Boston area and the top hit is for an alternative healthcare office around here. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 16:34, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:What we need to do is show him we really are bigger ass-men and take over Google rankings for [http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexuality_and_Anal_Cancer Homosexuality and Anal Cancer], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome Gay Bowl Syndrome], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Fecal_incontinence Fecal Incontinence], and [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome#Proctitis_and_HIV_Infection_Further_Elaborated Proctitis]. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 18:35, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:We could always add a specific section on the dangers of electrolyte imbalance and one on coffee enemas.  Also, what's up with the section?--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 17:46, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Phiwum: Ken's statement, while true, is actually a bit weird. When I used google.co.uk, the top hits for 'colonic' were all for colonic irrigation services in towns around where I live (I had no idea that so many English colons needed irrigating). The weird thing is that searching on google.com also found a whole lot of colonic irrigators somewhere in the USA (I can't remember where exactly). To replicate Ken-boy's top hit, I first had to google for 'Google USA', then go to a mirror site for Google USA that doesn't seem to be specific to any particular locality in the USA, and search for 'colonic' there. Kenny must have been sitting in front of his computer for hours and hours and hours trying to find some - any! - vaguely indecent word which came top in some - any! - kind of Google search. I almost feel sorry for the little git. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 20:19, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alexa has a list of top google hits for the site. --[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 20:47, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I see - so not so weird after all, maybe. But I guess Ken is a bit obsessed with Alexa rankings and the like. I went to Alexa for the very first time just now - there was an advert for dating &amp;quot;pretty Ukrainian ladies&amp;quot;. Is that where Ken gets his fantasies about sweet creationist women? &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 21:02, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::As we all know Google records stuff about you and then presents the links it thinks will interest you most. If you spend a lot of time on RW it will put relevant RW links at or near the top of your search. So saying that &amp;quot;X&amp;quot; is high on a Google search list for you is meaningless.&lt;br /&gt;
:::Try it on [https://duckduckgo.com/ duck and go] instead. --[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Or just open up an incognito/private browsing window and make sure you're signed out of your Google account (if you have one), and Google's results won't be tailored on any sort of search history. At most, it could be tailoring results for geographic area, which is vague at best. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:23, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::This is a common misconception and you see it all over the place with people claiming that their site is still the number one for X.  But it's wrong. Google [http://googleblog.blogspot.com.es/2009/12/personalized-search-for-everyone.html keeps filtering you] even when you are signed out.--[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 09:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC) &lt;br /&gt;
::::::Or you could just ignore the ads and move on with your life. Fuck, most of my ads are directed at Limbaughists and Vulgar Libertarians.--[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 16:44, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::[https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/adblock/gighmmpiobklfepjocnamgkkbiglidom?hl=en There are ads on the internet now?] [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 16:17, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Google's personalisation of ''search results'' is not the same thing as the ads they try to get you to read. Do any search with google and then do exactly the same search at duckduckgo.com or startpage.com Google doesn't only profile with cookies, it also uses your browser's uniqueness.&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1051636 No, really]. Well I suppose, like those two, his heroic exploits are completely fictional. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:44, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: He strikes me more as [http://youtube.com/watch?v=4A0Kk9DdbWI 'Mazing Man]. Well, except ol 'Maze is humble and lovable. Ken is neither. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 21:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Ken Doll has only ever been, and shall only ever be one character from the DC Universe. [http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7mn1u1v1p1qz742do1_1280.jpg Professor Pyg]. [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  21:50, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I don't think Sun Tzu said &amp;quot;Be ineffectual, even to the point of irrelevance&amp;quot; so Ken's ad-libbing a bit in practice. --[[User:Kels|Kels]] ([[User talk:Kels|talk]]) 22:12, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Yeah... I don't know what superhero Ken would be. I can't think of one that goes around punching himself in the face and thinks he's winning. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 22:59, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It's deleted now. Did he really say he's superman and batman or something similar to that? You can't be both. They're very different people. And if he's talking about physically, just say superman. [[User:X Stickman|X Stickman]] ([[User talk:X Stickman|talk]]) 23:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Kenny as a superhero?  Gotta be Mothman in Maine.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:22, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::@Stickman, what he said was drivel about nobody knew the true extant of his powers, because he keeps them seekrit like Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent. Or something equally as stupid. Anyway, I guess he's coming down off of high now, because he's going around cleaning up some edits, deleting others and oversighting the rest.  --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:56, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::The true extent of his power of being inconsequential? --[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 01:48, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::Help! Help! Burn-The-Evidence Man, please help! [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:46, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::::For what it's worth, my comment as JimmyDykes to Ken before it was oversighted was, &amp;quot;And look who's talking about socially challenged, oversized egos.  Did you mistake your own reflection for their website?&amp;quot;  [[Special:Contributions/24.186.48.29|24.186.48.29]] ([[User talk:24.186.48.29|talk]]) 03:52, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh Ken. You were so close - the thing is, Superman and Batman wear their undies outside their tights, while you wear yours on your head. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Tala!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 13:57, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: He seems to be claiming he might be more than one person.  Surely only one person can have his writing 'style'. [[User:Bevo74|Bevo74]] ([[User talk:Bevo74|talk]]) 19:23, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken, Ken, Ken you really think you're fooling anyone with your &amp;quot;I'm Superman, no wait I'm Batman&amp;quot; shtick? Here at the League of Atheist Super-Geniuses&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;We accept anyone who can add 2+2 and get a number. It's the perfect anti-CP safeguard!&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; we all know your super identity is Captain Oblivious. You don't have hide it. Just like don't have to hide being um, &amp;quot;roommates&amp;quot; with Barely-Repressed Man or all your computer passwords being &amp;quot;Password&amp;quot;. Speaking of which you should really change those. I mean thanks for the free money but someone malicious could do some real damage you know? Instead of just getting half ownership of a MacDonalds kids meal and telling the bank they can finally throw out those magic beans. [[Special:Contributions/99.248.242.120|99.248.242.120]] ([[User talk:99.248.242.120|talk]]) 00:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Im new here, or to use A.M. Radio lingo, long time reader first time typer. Anyhow i love checking out the question evolution blog that always gets linked to conservapedia, but today to my surprise rationalwikis existence was acknowledged, and apparently, this is a nerd website that puts people off with their obsession with colonics? I find it funny that these so called christians can break so many commandments in the name of their god, its almost enough to make me wish i was wrong  and their god was real, just so i could see the look on their face when he casts them into hell....for their sinfull pride {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Welcome to RW! I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to merge your topic with this conversation here on CP:Talk, since this is sort of the home for all CP-related loonery if it doesn't have anywhere else to go, and QE! is a Kenterprise. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I think you'll quickly find that the QE blog is probably *the* most tedious blogs you'll ever have the misfortune to come across. Ken's writing is tortuous, unimaginative, and extremely repetitive, and the layout of his posts is a complete mess. I guess it can be fun to watch for a while in a train-wreck sort of way, but in the end it all just gets to be a little sad and depressing.[[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 05:06, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, thanks im sorry you had to waste your time moving my silly tripe to the conservapedia page, I recently came across this wiki right after i came across the sillyness that is conservapedia, and beyond the making fun of sill YEC, i apreciate all the anti-wooness of this website and hope to be able to get drunk and add to it in as constructive a manner as possible. Also thanks for the warm welcome, i went to CP as a christian, went on about how silly evolution was, but the second i told them they were going to hell for their pridefull essays making fun of athiests and then old men for needing help climbing a dinosaur they blocked me, cunts...anyhow im pretty shit faced so i wont make much an ass of myself right away, all ill say is thank you all for the welcome, and i apologize for the mispellings, but my spell check isnt working properly with this site, but when i make real entries in proper articles ill make sure all spelling and grammer is correct..,and before i go ill say, ive gotten more than a few laughs from this wiki, and and...not to be to corny ive been inspired by this wiki because the asflys of this world would mean shit, if they haddnt happened to take over the republican party,via the tea baggers, and you folks are one of the few places ive seen my true political and idealogical ideals in &amp;quot;print&amp;quot; i just hope im able to add even the slightest bit to what you a,ready have here.......again im drunk real drunk..and stonded, so i hope i havnt seemed too silly good nigh bitches! {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
::For the record, if the current state of your user page, with holocaust denialism and antisemitism, reflects your true political and ideological ideals, you belong on Metapedia, not here, and you'll probably be swiftly shown the door, because we do not put up with that shit. However, we'll see how you do when you're sober. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 05:38, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::so your some kinda bad ass RW sheriff now, OP? &amp;quot;Swiftly shown the door&amp;quot;? Why not wait until the guy actually does something before whipping your e-dick out. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]|&lt;br /&gt;
::::Are we sure that guy wasn't Ken Doll? I understood almost none of what he had to say. Just like Ken. [[User:Hiphopopotamus|Hiphopopotamus]] ([[User talk:Hiphopopotamus|talk]]) 06:13, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::He has done something, Ace. Look at his [[User:SmittyGreen|user page]]. I hope he's just taking the piss (although I find it really bad taste, even if he is). And Ken's never gone off on an anti-Semitic rant, not yet anyway. I think it's more likely to be Mel Gibson. [[User:Spud|Spud]] ([[User talk:Spud|talk]]) 06:17, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::'''His user page offends me! BAN HIM!'''. We don't just &amp;quot;show people the door&amp;quot;. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Do you see me banning anyone (other than sysop joke bans)? Do you see me dragging anyone to the Coop? I'm hoping he's nicer when he's sober. I'm just predicting how this is going to go if he isn't. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:11, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::I'm warning you now, I'll show you the door if you aren't careful, OP. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:15, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Ok last try, if you find a long string of words else where, it was ment to be here, ill explain when im sober, but as drunk as i am...i have yet to write anything on my talk page...i just checked it and it was full of shit, now thanks to who ever took the time to write how they thought i might have felt but you missed...alot, anyhow,ima now watch TNG,on bbc and sleep, ill straiten this all out in tge morning, but i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the  next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
:Next time I have a run in with the Thin Blue Line I'll say, &amp;quot;i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow &amp;quot; [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:10, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Do you like hip hop and movies starring black folks like Brxbrx? He's totally not a racist. Ask his black friend. We don't ban users, but some it's appropriate to harass and beg to leave. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 13:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I can guarantee  one and all that i am not a racist, im quite sorry that i didnt present a better  first impression, but i fixed my user page, and i shall ass more info about myself in the coming days, and i hope to start writing, editing and hopefuly get to know everyone a bit, Ive admired this wiki for a few months and  and I'm excited to become a part of it.[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 17:40, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken hacked your user page?  Don't ass any more on my account.  [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 21:43, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Seems like someone needs more practice at trolling. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 22:10, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah he did, but what do you mean about ass on your account? And i did troll a bit on CP but i came here to actually contribute, [[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 23:02, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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What fun, i had some fun with ken on conservapedia, after showing his writting to a few of my close friends, who happen to be a nun a priest, who agreed that much if what he wrote was extreamly rude, and downright sinfull, they agreed a man of his type will most likley find themselves suprised when god casts them out of heaven...anyhow, after that and hacking my account, he even included me in the newist QE blog, fun[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 23:18, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alright... lemme see if I got all this straight. You joined RW; and while you were drunk, Ken hacked your account and left a drunken incoherent racist rant. Which you've since deleted. Now you've taken to this talk page with a marginally more coherent defense. Do I have it right so far? Because if I do, you'll have to forgive me if I remain skeptical. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:45, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Ok so, i joined rational wiki a few weeks ago, sober and didnt have much to say, so i didnt post anything, i got buzzed and started fucking with conservapedia, and the QE blog, i really just wanted to point out all of thier unchristian behavior , and they quickly blocked me and i thought that was the end of it, soo i got drunk and had a few friends over to watched star trek, and when i checked back to see if anyone said anything, i found that my user page was filled with anti semetic crap, look at the latest QE blog, im the lame atheist that Threatened him with hell fire... I only did so after checking with my religious family members ( one who's a nun, one who's a priest) to see if i was right in my thinking that the QE blogs slandering of RW, and the articles making fun of atheists and gays for being fat, stupid and unable to find women...plus the article making fun of poor old PZ for needing help climbing the Triceratops, were in fact sinfull, and they agreed that they were not only pridefull, but even the verses they use to condem gays, say slanderers, will not make it to heaven, so i told them that, and they got mad. Its cool if you're skeptical, but i know what happened, and ill do whatever i can to prove it, i'd really like to become part of this website, it shares much of my own world view..plus its funny, soo just let me know what i can do to prove it to you, and try giving me a chance....[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 04:02, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:So you're still claiming that someone decided to hack some random yahoo with L337 haxorz skills because...conservatives? And this happened after a priest and a nun blessed your trolling the QE blog with hellfire? Right. Yeah, I think you're going to need to come up with a better story my friend. [[User:Captain Swing|Heavy Metal Jesus]] ([[User talk:Captain Swing|\m/ \m/]]) 06:21, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I think people would accept you far more if you just admitted you were stupid in posting that anti-Semitic crap, realized it was wrong, and did the right thing by erasing it and apologizing rather that this ridiculous story.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 14:32, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't admit to things i didn't do, id rather pack my bags,yes it may not have been ken, but there were reference in the post to things i said to him on CP and the QE blog, I'm not new at being offensive, and anything i do to offend people i tend to proudly own up to, this i didn't do, if no one believes me its fine,  i know what i did and did not do, and my friends didn't use my iPad or my computer,soo how ever it happened in the end, Idk, I'm no expert, all i know is like I've repeated i didn't write any of that, so we can either believe me or simply move on and after getting to know me, maybe you'll understand that such writing is simply not my style, or if I'm not accepted, i can return to lurking and simply enjoying the website, i only joined because I've enjoyed the site, and thought the least i can do i help add to it, expand it, and better it[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 19:39, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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But since it did somehow make it onto my page i would like to apologize to anyone it offended. Im hoping to close the whole thing and move onto working on edits, page creation, and debate, i hope i can prove myself capable through time[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 19:44, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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You crazy atheist, Smitty.  Welcome aboard.  We look forward to reading your pieces on the best way to obey Obama, how to kill babies without getting viscera on your kaftan and the best way to get stoned.   [[User:London Grump|London Grump]] ([[User talk:London Grump|talk]]) 21:09, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMain_Page&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1051874&amp;amp;oldid=1051857 Never has one man cried out so much for that image macro]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 12:40, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Give me Alice Roberts any day, rather than some air-headed beauty queen. {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 13:43, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Meh, he is spamming the main page again with all these &amp;quot;five reasons why&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;seven reasons why&amp;quot; links.  Well I will save you all the trouble of even bothering to look, it is all complete retread; nothing but links to his old posts, which in themselves are nothing but retreads of what Ken repeats ''ad nauseam'' on CP because he has no argument.  Ken is feeling lonely, so he posts all this stuff in hopes we here on Rationalwiki (his ''only'' audience), will pay him attention and talk about him, then he can feel wanted and &amp;quot;persecuted for Jesus&amp;quot;, and whatever. So. Boring.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 14:39, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Because those people have a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww spectacular track record] of being the sort of people you want to listen to on the subject. [[File:Scarlet A.png|24px|link=User:Armondikov]][[User_Talk:Armondikov|&amp;lt;font color=#CC0033&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;''pathetic''&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 14:53, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::This proves it. All the atheists over there just to cause trouble are the ones getting trolled when they respond to him on the main talk page. [[User:Nate Keaton|Nate Keaton]] ([[User talk:Nate Keaton|talk]]) 14:57, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I was hoping we could ignore him this time. It is just too pathetic. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 20:52, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Conservapedia_proven_right&amp;amp;curid=117686&amp;amp;diff=1051999&amp;amp;oldid=1051922 Conservapedia proven right] that Tamerlan killed his friends and the liberal authorities continue with the coverup.  I get that.  Makes perfect sense.  Except the bit about Boston area police forces being part of the liberal establishment.  How the hell did Obama get them all to cover for a Muslim murderer?  We know Obama wants to because he's the ranking head of the League of Muslim Murderers.  I get that.  But no Boston Blue is willing to blow the whistle on the coercion he's using?  I am so impressed.  If only he could use some of that mojo on Congress.&lt;br /&gt;
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On the same subject, can anyone also explain why [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1051851&amp;amp;oldid=1051743 the Obama Administration] should be declaring guilt in a Boston murder case?  Beside the fact that nobody's been charged, I mean.  And the fact that Andy's perp is dead.  A conservative administration would have twisted the screws some more and had the local police declare the case solved?  What is he talking about? Has he ever won a case? Really.  [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 00:22, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Because all conspiracy theories are so well run that nobody ever involved blows them unless they are disgraced and soon to be assassinated, so they found the local tin hat association to tell the secret to. &amp;amp; obama should be declaring guilt because Obama is a fucking Kenyan lying bastard who is always at fault always. You have to remember, they can never win- either obama isnt doing enough to do something or hes overstepping the bounds of his power, there is no middle--&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User:Mikal|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''Mikal''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;[[User_talk:Mikal|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#003399&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''lakiM''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt; 04:37, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Fuck you, Andy, for making me pay attention to golf ==&lt;br /&gt;
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But it was worth it.&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&amp;amp;diff=1051919&amp;amp;oldid=1051875]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;[http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/golf-devil-ball-golf/tiger-woods-win-fourth-pga-tour-start-2013-231810411.html]--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 00:25, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh come on, it's obvious that conservative wunderkind Garcia was put off by all the liberal media bullying after he expressed his First Amendment right to call Woods a douchebag. --&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Runāt!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 00:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I heard the groundskeepers were liberals and pot smokers who spent hours playing Tiger's video games at the direct order of Obama and used this knowledge to mow the fairways and greens into specific shapes which would unfairly benefit Woods while messing up Garcia... Or something like that and i can prove it because shockofgod. Anyway, I'll delete this, replace it with the new information and deny this version ever existed as soon as the official explanation makes its inevitable appearance on CP's Main Page. [[User:Pdoke2|Pdoke2]] ([[User talk:Pdoke2|talk]]) 04:29, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Seems to be giving errors and not loading pages for last 4 hours. Wonder if they will loose a whole week again &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;amp;mdash; Unsigned, by: [[User:101.119.18.167|101.119.18.167]] / [[User talk:101.119.18.167|talk]] / [[Special:Contributions/101.119.18.167|contribs]] &amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 07:49, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Same for me. The week that never was really was a hoot. It would be too much to hope for such fun again. [[User:StarFish|StarFish]] ([[User talk:StarFish|talk]]) 09:11, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Downforeveryoneorjustme is reporting cp as down for everyone.  Oh the joys if they do manage to lose an entire week again.  Which one of them do you think installed the mediawiki update this time?  And could this be the time when AugustO steps in to save the day again and regains some of his rights? [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 09:42, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Will this mean that all the unpersons Ken has made this week will now be un unpersons again ? Ken will be spitting chips btw. Isn't 15th at 5pm GMT meant to &amp;lt;s&amp;gt; another phone hookup with some random&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; the end of internet evolution ? DickV&lt;br /&gt;
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::::Dude. CP being down makes me really sad for Ken for some reason. At least in years past he was slightly more capable of interacting with people. Now he's a broken record, literally repeating the same sneering shit over and over to anyone who will talk to him. He was just challenging someone to find his other blogs - I've got numerous Google alerts set up - there are no other blogs. He views himself as a literal warrior struck in the image of Sun Tzu, but doesn't it strike you as incredibly sad that he can't even bear using his own name on the internet? He basically has no independent existence without his &amp;quot;anonymous&amp;quot; appearances. Several of us have seen his weird correspondence with someone's actual creationist family members inquiring in good faith about QE thinking he had something to do with CMI. They weren't willing to send him a note from their pastor or whatever weird intrusive shit he asked for. I just cannot fathom what kind of sad life this man must lead when his greatest triumphs are trolling people who would just as soon forget about him with tales of non-existent victories in a non-existent battle. There is no grand QE movement. There are no volunteers - at most a few people have been willing to humor him, or are working on their own while Ken implies that he's involved by reposting their pictures. Ken is not responsible for any upticks or downticks in internet traffic on any site but his blog, for which he shouldn't be proud. Ugh, Ken. Move on. More importantly, ugh Andy: you're a disgusting person for enabling this guy's self-destruction on your blog. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 10:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::And what of us, who poke, prod, torment and pull each of his strings at every opportunity?[[User:Tielec01|Tielec01]] ([[User talk:Tielec01|talk]]) 11:44, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::I've tried to stop doing it. It's hard and I'm not doing great. I can't blame you, but it's not right. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 12:29, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Got to agree. To have Conservapedia listed as a great accomplishment when it's been called the place ''where knowledge goes to die on the internet'' is just beyond depressing. Maybe that's why Andy lets him stay? I just wish other users there would stop beating around the damn bush about his trolling and rule violations (I think that Petmac guy asked something about spamming links is OK for Conservative but being the ONLY one). DonnyC gets blocked for 3 months on wrongful grounds and only August brings it up, and as nice a guy he is he's a pushover, but users with block rights seem to roll over when he reverts them for removing personal remarks. Guess I'm tired of the same old shit. [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 12:45, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::: Everyone is. I'm holding on to the slim hope that when Andy wakes up and notices his pet wiki has gone titsup he throws up his hands and finally says bollocks to it. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 12:53, 13 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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== DonnyC We Hardly Knew Ye ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Kenny boy has given Donny boy a three month [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:DonnyC&amp;amp;curid=124923&amp;amp;diff=1051293&amp;amp;oldid=1051292 timeout], to be followed by three months of no posting on MPR talk.  Oh yes, and no CBP or Debate editing to count towards his 90/10 rule.  His crime was not responding to Ken's [http://conservapedia.com/User:Conservative/DonnyC_dodged_this_rejoinder &amp;quot;rejoinder&amp;quot;], which cites Ernst Mayr as the &amp;quot;dean of living evolutionists.&amp;quot;  Mayr, of course, died in 2005.  Ken is the dean of living dicks. [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 08:27, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Wow, and less than two hours between warning and block.  That's Ed Poor level dickishness right there.  But then, it's pretty certain he didn't actually ''want'' a real response.  --[[User:Kels|Kels]] ([[User talk:Kels|talk]]) 11:11, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Since when have any of them actually behaved in reasonable manner? They know that as sysops Andy will either have to back them whatever they do or be considered wrong, and Andy is ''never'' wrong. So every one of them acts like petty internet bullies because they are totally useless in the real-world. Machismo? My arse! {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 11:21, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: And he took a swipe at Andy's Bible too! Good work Ken. Guessing he isn't a fan of the Game of Thrones references that have been slowly creeping in then. There where a few Bieber references a whilst ago as well, although most of those got removed by teh assfly and donnyC --[[DickyV]]&lt;br /&gt;
::: Also don't know if u already knew this but Andy has been using kik to communicate with various CP members. Chatted to him a few times on there. Kara and Ed on there too. Reason didn't get sysopship was couldn't provide enough proof. He wanted social security (Ie medicare card for me), Licence, Proof of degree and facebook profile link. Was surprised he didn't want a full medical as well. DickyV&lt;br /&gt;
::::There's no way Ken would ever get to be a sysop nowadays. {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 14:23, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::He's basically hit rock bottom intellectually. His mental state fluctuates but I honestly haven't seen him employ critical reasoning for years now, to the extent he was able to fit any in between quote mines back in the day.&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I'm thinking it would be sort of cathartic for us to collaborate on a legit Ken article that goes through his history on various fora and documents his madness up to this &amp;quot;you must debate this other guy who doesn't want to debate you before I will read your comments (that I thrive on reading).&amp;quot; Any takers? [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 16:33, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::This is something that I have been thinking about over recent weeks, particularly in the light of the discussions over the Andy article. We should have a serious article highlighting all his of buffoonery and weird shoutouts rather than just lampooning him. {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 20:18, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Should we have a serious analytic article on the guy who used to live down the corner from me who used to hang out in front of the subway station in either a Napoleon outfit or a Pope costume? How about an article on the guy I saw coming from the pub just now who was running down the street flapping his arms and making airplane sounds with his mouth? Why should having internet access make one nut any more remarkable? [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 22:02, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Because the internet is a medium that allows him to be read. Not by many, I grant you. But it's on mission to point out and counter the flaws in what he says. If it helps one child from being taken in by Ken (or more likely reading what he says in passing alongside other fundie exposure), then that's a good thing. [[User:Ajkgordon|Ajkgordon]] ([[User talk:Ajkgordon|talk]]) 22:17, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::It's also absolutely delicious that he uses CMI's &amp;quot;good name&amp;quot; so frequently. I would be delighted to see that such a shamefully discrediting association for an already shamefully dishonest organization spread far and wide. Having a crank come up higher than you do on Google ... precious. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 22:42, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I believe that if there's a crank individual or crackpot idea, and someone does an internet search for it... RW should pop up first. The problem with rebutting Ken's foolishness is that none of it's original. It's just all cribbed material from CMI. No garden variety internet creationist ever offers anything new. They all rely on CMI, AiG, and other charlatans for their info. I think we should cap the well, instead of fixing individual drips. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 22:57, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Weiland, Sarfati, and Batten are liars. I want them to own having a tragic crank as one of their loudest mouthpieces. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 23:05, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Fair enough, I'm not sure how you'd go about doing that. It's sort of like trying make a band take ownership of some crazy groupie. BTW I just got a response from CMI about Ken's blog. Pretty much just generic boilerplate. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:28, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I agree, it is like trying to force creator of a show to own those few fantastical, crazy fans.  Like making Paramount own having some people dress in Star Fleet uniforms for jury duty or drive around in Pike's life support or the like, just because they produce entertainment television.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 12:57, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== It's fun to stay at the YMCA! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Ken, &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=1051498&amp;amp;oldid=1051492 If you wanted to add weight to]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; the theory that you constantly bash gays because you're a closet case, you're doing it right. Enjoy those trips to the Y, eh? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 10:04, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
(Also, DamianJohn demonstrates [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=1051512&amp;amp;oldid=1051509 trolling] [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=1051504&amp;amp;oldid=1051503 at its finest]. He'd probably have a date with a banhammer if Ken wasn't so stupid.) --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 10:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Good grief, the links he includes in that ended in me discovering they have ''three'' articles to say &amp;quot;[[cp:Atheism and obesity|atheists]] [[cp:New Atheism leadership's problem with excess weight|are]] [[cp:Evolutionists who have had problems with being overweight and/or obese|fat]] therefore creationism.&amp;quot; I...does...what? [[User:Polite_Timesplitter|Polite Timesplitter]] [[User talk:Polite Timesplitter|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Let's move on to some other area of sodomy!&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 10:31, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::LOL, a Young Man Christian Association - that's just Ken isn't it? And &amp;quot;I have been thinking of working out twice in a day&amp;quot; - priceless, classic Ken never to be fulfilled. Ken darling, please upload pictures when your abs are ripped (to sheds). {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 10:40, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Abs ripped to sheds? Some men have washboard abs, Ken has clapboard siding abs. Also, wasn't Young Man the name of the guy The Village People were singing about? They probably named the institution after him. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 11:04, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::[http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-22457765 This is probably what Ken will look like after he loses some weight.] {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 11:53, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::: GAH! Not safe for anyone who wants to sleep ever again. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 12:20, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::In that original link, why is Ken in the second paragraph referring to himself in the second person?  He is just nuts or does he honestly believe people will think he quoted someone else despite the person being quoted is obviously him?  Of all of this, that is the only noteworthy part.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 12:54, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::The same reason he refers to himself as I/we/us --&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User:Mikal|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''Mikal''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;[[User_talk:Mikal|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#003399&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''lakiM''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt; 13:28, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::In a ridiculous charade to divert attention from the man behind the curtain, Ken has opened a Pandora's box of metaphors and tied himself in a Gordian knot of deceit that can only be cut through by a Sword of Damocles. {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 13:31, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Aw, man.  August &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&amp;amp;diff=1051544&amp;amp;oldid=1051010 pointed out]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; that Andy's count was off, and there were more words listed than he thought.  As a result, the &amp;quot;perfect doubling&amp;quot; was all screwed up.  The natural conclusion is, of course, that some &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&amp;amp;diff=1051563&amp;amp;oldid=1051544 &amp;quot;recent&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; additions weren't high quality and so Andy did the intellectually honest thing: removed just enough words to almost finagle the perfect doubling and salvage his important &amp;quot;theory&amp;quot; (yeah, yeah, I know that these occasional announcements of a perfect doubling really provide no evidence for his theory, but Andy thinks otherwise).&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, as a result, we &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&amp;amp;diff=1051564&amp;amp;oldid=1051030 lose]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; one of the all-time great conservative words: &amp;quot;Coolant&amp;quot;.  This word has been reliably conservative since &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&amp;amp;diff=801887&amp;amp;oldid=801500 August, 2010]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; -- added by Andy himself!&lt;br /&gt;
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Say, does this mean that all those previously announced perfect doublings were imperfect and hence don't count as &amp;quot;evidence&amp;quot;? [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 14:20, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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: Oh, JPatt lost his &amp;quot;recent&amp;quot; contribution of &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&amp;amp;diff=861142&amp;amp;oldid=859866 &amp;quot;Den Mother&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; (April 2011), too. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 14:27, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: I wonder if he's even fooling himself with his &amp;quot;perfect doubling&amp;quot; spiel these days. At this point, even he must realise he's cherrypicking. I think we've witnessed another example of Andy is never wrong. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:53, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::It's my favorite of Andy's pet &amp;quot;theories&amp;quot; because it is so utterly blatantly obvious, to anyone, that he is overtly manipulating the data to produce the result that he wants.  He basically breaks all the rules of good science in an attempt to prove his assertion.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 15:01, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::And AugustO &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1051563 spanks]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; andy by pointing out that he himself had added coolant and that means that everything since was, to say the least, slightly dubious.  I like AugustO, I really don't think he's a parodist but he is so rigorous in his humilitation of andy that I can only applaud his every contribution.  [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 15:04, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I like AugustO because he is the only decent, intelligent, well-meaning conservative on that entire site.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 15:09, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::I think you mean ''I like AugustO because he is the only decent, intelligent, well-meaning '''human being''' on that entire site.'' But don't let me put words in your mouth. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 15:17, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::By this point, everyone at CP must be a reject from Wikipedia, or a parodist (who may or may not also be a reject from Wikipedia). What's AugustO's deal that he's at CP at all? Is he a religious fanatic who's at least self-aware? --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 15:46, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: BMcP, not only does he break all the rules, but the doubling effect that he works so hard to attain is completely irrelevant to whether the growth is actually exponential!  Even assuming, of course, that there was a clear definition of &amp;quot;exponential&amp;quot;, this sort of observed pattern would be somewhat relevant if the words chosen were truly randomly selected -- but even then, of course, no one would expect an exact doubling.  The whole thing is not only dishonest, it's just plumb stupid.&lt;br /&gt;
:::: Which is why this is one of my favorite pages on CP. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 15:40, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Even worse, Andy is the sole arbitrator of what words are accepted or rejected; there is no way this whole thing can't be seen by people other than the product of ego.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 15:56, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
How did I miss this?  Some time ago, in &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1032326 defending]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; the word &amp;quot;galvanize&amp;quot; as properly conservative, he wrote, &amp;quot;Though not strongly conservative, 'galvanize' has usage with respect to the grassroots, as in 'galvanize the grassroots.'&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Galvanize the grassroots?&amp;quot;  He is just as good at metaphores as Ken.  I like the idea of goldplating the roots using electricity, in any case.  You could make jewelry. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 16:54, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: You stubborn atheists. Why are you criticizing someone for &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;blatant attempts to make facts fit an insane theory&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1051585 &amp;quot;making an improvement&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;? --[[User:Night Jaguar|Night Jaguar]] ([[User talk:Night Jaguar|talk]]) 01:11, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I am not sure what Ken is trying to achieve here.  He basically says Rationalwiki is struggling because we are just too atheist and nerdy, and &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/05/atheist-wiki-hit-socially-challenged.html then posts a graph where our site's traffic is shown to be on a long term upward swing over the last two years]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. Worse, looking at Ken's second favorite site, we have the following:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Creation.com (CMI) Alexa Traffic Rank: 68,730 United States Traffic Rank in US: 22,752 &lt;br /&gt;
* Conservapedia - Alexa Traffic Rank: 69,714 Traffic Rank in US: 19,144 &lt;br /&gt;
* Ken's QE Blog - Alexa Traffic Rank: 3,418,874 United States Traffic Rank in US: 494,937&lt;br /&gt;
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:Didn't Ken think high ranks were better than low ranks?  Or did I dream that? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 15:45, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: No, you didn't dream it. But he did memory hole that shit at speed when we laughed at him. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 15:48, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Amazing but true: the top hit for 'colonic' on Google USA is indeed our very own rationalwiki. Ken has made an accurate statement!!! &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 16:32, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: We're only the second hit for me, but I'm in the Boston area and the top hit is for an alternative healthcare office around here. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 16:34, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Does this mean we need to do an improvement drive on the [[colonic]] article? [[User:Tmtoulouse|Tmtoulouse]] ([[User talk:Tmtoulouse|talk]]) 16:54, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:What we need to do is show him we really are bigger ass-men and take over Google rankings for [http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexuality_and_Anal_Cancer Homosexuality and Anal Cancer], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome Gay Bowl Syndrome], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Fecal_incontinence Fecal Incontinence], and [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome#Proctitis_and_HIV_Infection_Further_Elaborated Proctitis]. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 18:35, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:We could always add a specific section on the dangers of electrolyte imbalance and one on coffee enemas.  Also, what's up with the section?--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 17:46, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Phiwum: Ken's statement, while true, is actually a bit weird. When I used google.co.uk, the top hits for 'colonic' were all for colonic irrigation services in towns around where I live (I had no idea that so many English colons needed irrigating). The weird thing is that searching on google.com also found a whole lot of colonic irrigators somewhere in the USA (I can't remember where exactly). To replicate Ken-boy's top hit, I first had to google for 'Google USA', then go to a mirror site for Google USA that doesn't seem to be specific to any particular locality in the USA, and search for 'colonic' there. Kenny must have been sitting in front of his computer for hours and hours and hours trying to find some - any! - vaguely indecent word which came top in some - any! - kind of Google search. I almost feel sorry for the little git. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 20:19, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alexa has a list of top google hits for the site. --[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 20:47, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I see - so not so weird after all, maybe. But I guess Ken is a bit obsessed with Alexa rankings and the like. I went to Alexa for the very first time just now - there was an advert for dating &amp;quot;pretty Ukrainian ladies&amp;quot;. Is that where Ken gets his fantasies about sweet creationist women? &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 21:02, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::As we all know Google records stuff about you and then presents the links it thinks will interest you most. If you spend a lot of time on RW it will put relevant RW links at or near the top of your search. So saying that &amp;quot;X&amp;quot; is high on a Google search list for you is meaningless.&lt;br /&gt;
:::Try it on [https://duckduckgo.com/ duck and go] instead. --[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Or just open up an incognito/private browsing window and make sure you're signed out of your Google account (if you have one), and Google's results won't be tailored on any sort of search history. At most, it could be tailoring results for geographic area, which is vague at best. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:23, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::This is a common misconception and you see it all over the place with people claiming that their site is still the number one for X.  But it's wrong. Google [http://googleblog.blogspot.com.es/2009/12/personalized-search-for-everyone.html keeps filtering you] even when you are signed out.--[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 09:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC) &lt;br /&gt;
::::::Or you could just ignore the ads and move on with your life. Fuck, most of my ads are directed at Limbaughists and Vulgar Libertarians.--[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 16:44, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Kendoll: I'm Batman and Superman ===&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1051636 No, really]. Well I suppose, like those two, his heroic exploits are completely fictional. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:44, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: He strikes me more as [http://youtube.com/watch?v=4A0Kk9DdbWI 'Mazing Man]. Well, except ol 'Maze is humble and lovable. Ken is neither. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 21:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Ken Doll has only ever been, and shall only ever be one character from the DC Universe. [http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7mn1u1v1p1qz742do1_1280.jpg Professor Pyg]. [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  21:50, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I don't think Sun Tzu said &amp;quot;Be ineffectual, even to the point of irrelevance&amp;quot; so Ken's ad-libbing a bit in practice. --[[User:Kels|Kels]] ([[User talk:Kels|talk]]) 22:12, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Yeah... I don't know what superhero Ken would be. I can't think of one that goes around punching himself in the face and thinks he's winning. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 22:59, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It's deleted now. Did he really say he's superman and batman or something similar to that? You can't be both. They're very different people. And if he's talking about physically, just say superman. [[User:X Stickman|X Stickman]] ([[User talk:X Stickman|talk]]) 23:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Kenny as a superhero?  Gotta be Mothman in Maine.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:22, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::@Stickman, what he said was drivel about nobody knew the true extant of his powers, because he keeps them seekrit like Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent. Or something equally as stupid. Anyway, I guess he's coming down off of high now, because he's going around cleaning up some edits, deleting others and oversighting the rest.  --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:56, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::The true extent of his power of being inconsequential? --[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 01:48, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::Help! Help! Burn-The-Evidence Man, please help! [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:46, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::::For what it's worth, my comment as JimmyDykes to Ken before it was oversighted was, &amp;quot;And look who's talking about socially challenged, oversized egos.  Did you mistake your own reflection for their website?&amp;quot;  [[Special:Contributions/24.186.48.29|24.186.48.29]] ([[User talk:24.186.48.29|talk]]) 03:52, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh Ken. You were so close - the thing is, Superman and Batman wear their undies outside their tights, while you wear yours on your head. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Tala!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 13:57, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Im new here, or to use A.M. Radio lingo, long time reader first time typer. Anyhow i love checking out the question evolution blog that always gets linked to conservapedia, but today to my surprise rationalwikis existence was acknowledged, and apparently, this is a nerd website that puts people off with their obsession with colonics? I find it funny that these so called christians can break so many commandments in the name of their god, its almost enough to make me wish i was wrong  and their god was real, just so i could see the look on their face when he casts them into hell....for their sinfull pride {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Welcome to RW! I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to merge your topic with this conversation here on CP:Talk, since this is sort of the home for all CP-related loonery if it doesn't have anywhere else to go, and QE! is a Kenterprise. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I think you'll quickly find that the QE blog is probably *the* most tedious blogs you'll ever have the misfortune to come across. Ken's writing is tortuous, unimaginative, and extremely repetitive, and the layout of his posts is a complete mess. I guess it can be fun to watch for a while in a train-wreck sort of way, but in the end it all just gets to be a little sad and depressing.[[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 05:06, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, thanks im sorry you had to waste your time moving my silly tripe to the conservapedia page, I recently came across this wiki right after i came across the sillyness that is conservapedia, and beyond the making fun of sill YEC, i apreciate all the anti-wooness of this website and hope to be able to get drunk and add to it in as constructive a manner as possible. Also thanks for the warm welcome, i went to CP as a christian, went on about how silly evolution was, but the second i told them they were going to hell for their pridefull essays making fun of athiests and then old men for needing help climbing a dinosaur they blocked me, cunts...anyhow im pretty shit faced so i wont make much an ass of myself right away, all ill say is thank you all for the welcome, and i apologize for the mispellings, but my spell check isnt working properly with this site, but when i make real entries in proper articles ill make sure all spelling and grammer is correct..,and before i go ill say, ive gotten more than a few laughs from this wiki, and and...not to be to corny ive been inspired by this wiki because the asflys of this world would mean shit, if they haddnt happened to take over the republican party,via the tea baggers, and you folks are one of the few places ive seen my true political and idealogical ideals in &amp;quot;print&amp;quot; i just hope im able to add even the slightest bit to what you a,ready have here.......again im drunk real drunk..and stonded, so i hope i havnt seemed too silly good nigh bitches! {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
::For the record, if the current state of your user page, with holocaust denialism and antisemitism, reflects your true political and ideological ideals, you belong on Metapedia, not here, and you'll probably be swiftly shown the door, because we do not put up with that shit. However, we'll see how you do when you're sober. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 05:38, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::so your some kinda bad ass RW sheriff now, OP? &amp;quot;Swiftly shown the door&amp;quot;? Why not wait until the guy actually does something before whipping your e-dick out. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]|&lt;br /&gt;
::::Are we sure that guy wasn't Ken Doll? I understood almost none of what he had to say. Just like Ken. [[User:Hiphopopotamus|Hiphopopotamus]] ([[User talk:Hiphopopotamus|talk]]) 06:13, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::He has done something, Ace. Look at his [[User:SmittyGreen|user page]]. I hope he's just taking the piss (although I find it really bad taste, even if he is). And Ken's never gone off on an anti-Semitic rant, not yet anyway. I think it's more likely to be Mel Gibson. [[User:Spud|Spud]] ([[User talk:Spud|talk]]) 06:17, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::'''His user page offends me! BAN HIM!'''. We don't just &amp;quot;show people the door&amp;quot;. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Do you see me banning anyone (other than sysop joke bans)? Do you see me dragging anyone to the Coop? I'm hoping he's nicer when he's sober. I'm just predicting how this is going to go if he isn't. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:11, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::I'm warning you now, I'll show you the door if you aren't careful, OP. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:15, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Ok last try, if you find a long string of words else where, it was ment to be here, ill explain when im sober, but as drunk as i am...i have yet to write anything on my talk page...i just checked it and it was full of shit, now thanks to who ever took the time to write how they thought i might have felt but you missed...alot, anyhow,ima now watch TNG,on bbc and sleep, ill straiten this all out in tge morning, but i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the  next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
:Next time I have a run in with the Thin Blue Line I'll say, &amp;quot;i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow &amp;quot; [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:10, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Do you like hip hop and movies starring black folks like Brxbrx? He's totally not a racist. Ask his black friend. We don't ban users, but some it's appropriate to harass and beg to leave. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 13:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I can guarantee  one and all that i am not a racist, im quite sorry that i didnt present a better  first impression, but i fixed my user page, and i shall ass more info about myself in the coming days, and i hope to start writing, editing and hopefuly get to know everyone a bit, Ive admired this wiki for a few months and  and I'm excited to become a part of it.[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 17:40, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken hacked your user page?  Don't ass any more on my account.  [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 21:43, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Seems like someone needs more practice at trolling. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 22:10, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah he did, but what do you mean about ass on your account? And i did troll a bit on CP but i came here to actually contribute, [[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 23:02, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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What fun, i had some fun with ken on conservapedia, after showing his writting to a few of my close friends, who happen to be a nun a priest, who agreed that much if what he wrote was extreamly rude, and downright sinfull, they agreed a man of his type will most likley find themselves suprised when god casts them out of heaven...anyhow, after that and hacking my account, he even included me in the newist QE blog, fun[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 23:18, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alright... lemme see if I got all this straight. You joined RW; and while you were drunk, Ken hacked your account and left a drunken incoherent racist rant. Which you've since deleted. Now you've taken to this talk page with a marginally more coherent defense. Do I have it right so far? Because if I do, you'll have to forgive me if I remain skeptical. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:45, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Ok so, i joined rational wiki a few weeks ago, sober and didnt have much to say, so i didnt post anything, i got buzzed and started fucking with conservapedia, and the QE blog, i really just wanted to point out all of thier unchristian behavior , and they quickly blocked me and i thought that was the end of it, soo i got drunk and had a few friends over to watched star trek, and when i checked back to see if anyone said anything, i found that my user page was filled with anti semetic crap, look at the latest QE blog, im the lame atheist that Threatened him with hell fire... I only did so after checking with my religious family members ( one who's a nun, one who's a priest) to see if i was right in my thinking that the QE blogs slandering of RW, and the articles making fun of atheists and gays for being fat, stupid and unable to find women...plus the article making fun of poor old PZ for needing help climbing the Triceratops, were in fact sinfull, and they agreed that they were not only pridefull, but even the verses they use to condem gays, say slanderers, will not make it to heaven, so i told them that, and they got mad. Its cool if you're skeptical, but i know what happened, and ill do whatever i can to prove it, i'd really like to become part of this website, it shares much of my own world view..plus its funny, soo just let me know what i can do to prove it to you, and try giving me a chance....[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 04:02, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:So you're still claiming that someone decided to hack some random yahoo with L337 haxorz skills because...conservatives? And this happened after a priest and a nun blessed your trolling the QE blog with hellfire? Right. Yeah, I think you're going to need to come up with a better story my friend. [[User:Captain Swing|Heavy Metal Jesus]] ([[User talk:Captain Swing|\m/ \m/]]) 06:21, 12 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Did he at least die painlessly? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1051130 To '''sheds''' you say]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;.... How's his wife holding up? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 06:10, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:The WIGO (about &amp;quot;metamorphosizing&amp;quot;) is so-so, but the article itself is a hoot.  Beyond sealing the image of dogs pupating and emerging from their chrysalides as dire wolves, we learn from Ken that, &amp;quot;This month I will be working out 6 days a week for most of the month.&amp;quot;  Buff Ken and dire wolf cocoons are two wonderful mental images on which to meditate,  don't you think?  Finally, we learn that he got one of his all-important communications from a lady (whom we are told Ken has made happy -- even prior to his Occupy Gym project) and that this came at &amp;quot;9am Greenwich Meantime.&amp;quot;  This is undoubtedly the origin of the phrase &amp;quot;in the meantime.&amp;quot; [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 06:21, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: I don't really want to think about buff Ken making any women happy. If I didn't know it was all made up, I'd be quite ill. (Also, what's his weird obsession with giving times in GMT? Do we need to teach him about UTC or something?) --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 06:30, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::GMT is a conservative term, UTC is liberal. Surely you know that, Jeeves? As for &amp;quot;metamorphosizing&amp;quot;, I had to look twice at Ken's spelling; both on CP and QE! What alternative spellchecker is he using at the moment that let through?  His credentials as a tutor of English look even weaker. I also like his use of creationist numeracy:&lt;br /&gt;
::::The 4 keys to good dog/wolf predators are:&lt;br /&gt;
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:::::3/4.  Speed and weight of the predator &lt;br /&gt;
:::So &amp;quot;speed and weight&amp;quot; count as individual characteristics but &amp;quot;endurance and persistence &amp;quot; are magically combined. If there was any logical consistency to loony creationist thought that should either be 3 or 5 key features; never is it 4. But of course there is no logical consistency, so 4 is the correct number! {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 09:23, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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One thing Ken seems to be forgetting while raving on about what perfect predators Dire Wolves are:&lt;br /&gt;
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They went extinct.--[[User:Fergus Mason|Fergus Mason &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 11:44, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I've been looking for a shed lately, and I think next time I walk into one I'm going to ask: &amp;quot;Hmmm, how big do you think this evolutionist was before the creationist dog ripped him up?&amp;quot; I wonder if they'd give a discount just to make me buy it and leave. [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 11:45, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Of course, dire wolves went extinct, but not because they weren't effective predators.  They went extinct after the Great Flood.  Like lots of other animals.  All of which, the omniscient God told Noah to save from the flood, even though God must have known that many of those species would die out right after the flood, so why did they have to take up room on the ark to begin with?  [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 11:54, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::&amp;quot;You know nothing, Ken Snow...&amp;quot;--[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 12:53, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::(EC)Ah, well you see, there was a terrible irony at work.  Having successfully survived the flood Noah et al decided to throw the biggest foam party the world has every seen.  Unfortunately it turned out that an awful lot of kinds were allergic to foam and copped it.  But good news - after the foam reached the top of the mountains and Noah was allegedly mistakenly about to shag a sheep, believing it to be his wife, or at least a human relative (sailors, I tell you, they'll shag anything!), God whisked the foam away in an even larger bukkake explosion than the one that created the asteroid belt and so created the Oort cloud.  It's obvious if you have an open mind.[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 12:56, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: Fergus Mason, why have you not debated Vivayeshua or ShockofGod on the 15 questions of evolution yet ? Is it because you are afraid you will loose ? Us creationists love to hear the screems and wimpers of pathetic atheists Olë Olë Olë&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Seriously though, how does Ken keep himself from posting here? [[User:Occasionaluse|Occasionaluse]] ([[User talk:Occasionaluse|talk]]) 13:48, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::I also enjoy the glimpse into the fundie universe, where we learn &amp;quot;the dire wolf  [which lived until 10,000 years ago] died in the Flood -- see Permian extinction  [of 250 million years ago].&amp;quot;  96% of marine taxa went extinct at the end of the Permian, from drowning? &amp;quot;My God is a God of willful ignorance.&amp;quot; [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 13:50, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::: Geez, 96%?  That ark was a total failure, wasn't it? [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 14:02, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::How does he keep himself from posting here?  Well, he doesn't post here because unlike at Conservapedia, he can't block/oversight when things don't go his way.  Not only that, but he'd also have to deal with a critical mass of people all too familiar with his bullshit.  He doesn't post here because his ego won't let him.--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:24, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::You're fuckin' kidding, right? Err, I would never have been able to articulate the obvious so clearly. Kudos, dipshit. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 18:26, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::: reek...reek.... it rhymes with creationist-fucktard-freak. You have to know your name kenny boy [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  16:49, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::Ken &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reading ''A Song of Ice and Fire''&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; watching ''Game of Thrones'' would likely spoil my enjoyment of the series. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 17:01, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::: Just pretend hes Theon, and come Season 3 and beyond suddenly you have yourself a comedy.... nah, even for ken thats too mean. He reminds me more of Viserys, given his pompous bluster and insanity combined with a statling lack of spine, testicular fortitude, or even basic self awareness. [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  17:30, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::::: I imagine him more as a Joffrey. [[User:Jdellaro|Jared]] ([[User talk:Jdellaro|talk]]) 20:26, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::::: HODOR. That is to say, if HODOR and Joffrey fused in some unholy flash of dark light. --[[User:Sasayaki|Sasayaki]] ([[User talk:Sasayaki|talk]]) 04:20, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
AugustO finally spelled out the &amp;quot;sheds&amp;quot; typo and Ken fixed it.  Looking back, I strongly suspect he thought the phrase is &amp;quot;ripped to sheds.&amp;quot;  It fits with his weird dyslexia/learning disorder symptoms.  It wouldn't be the first idiom he mangled.  It would explain his weird &amp;quot;I'm not going to fix the typo until you spell it out for me&amp;quot; response to AugustO. [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 18:46, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1051236&amp;amp;oldid=1051191 is a liberal]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;, according to Andy. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 18:16, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Once you understand that &amp;quot;liberal&amp;quot; is a synonym for words like &amp;quot;incorrect,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;wrong,&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;bad&amp;quot;... [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 18:23, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Also people, places, and things Andy doesn't like. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 18:25, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Liberal is just '''anything''' that Andy doesn't like or agree with, because he defines conservative. {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 18:47, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Did they do something wrong or otherwise incorrect? &lt;br /&gt;
:::::No -- Conservative  &lt;br /&gt;
:::::Yes -- Are they in sports?  &lt;br /&gt;
::::::Yes -- Overrated Sports Star (and thus Liberal and lacks MA-CHEESE-MO)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::No -- Are they a Republican? &lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Yes -- RINO (and thus secret Liberal)*&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::No -- Liberal &lt;br /&gt;
:::::::&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;*Special exception: Is a true conservative even if they are immoral, criminal, or otherwise corrupt but still prevented a Liberal from winning office; besides Jesus will forgive them as long as they don't go Liberal.&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 20:32, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::::::::IF ANDY{ANDY}=TRUE THEN CONSERVATIVE;&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::IF ANDY{CRUSH}=TRUE THEN CONSERVATIVE;&lt;br /&gt;
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You left out the [http://conservapedia.com/RINO_Backers RINO Backers], like Limbaugh, Palin, Hannity, Coulter, Romney, Malkin, Krauthammer and McConnell.  They're not full-fledged liberals yet, but because they won't support the stupidest of drivel to come from the mouths of True Conservatives, they might as well be. [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 16:10, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== DonnyC We Hardly Knew Ye ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Kenny boy has given Donny boy a three month [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:DonnyC&amp;amp;curid=124923&amp;amp;diff=1051293&amp;amp;oldid=1051292 timeout], to be followed by three months of no posting on MPR talk.  Oh yes, and no CBP or Debate editing to count towards his 90/10 rule.  His crime was not responding to Ken's [http://conservapedia.com/User:Conservative/DonnyC_dodged_this_rejoinder &amp;quot;rejoinder&amp;quot;], which cites Ernst Mayr as the &amp;quot;dean of living evolutionists.&amp;quot;  Mayr, of course, died in 2005.  Ken is the dean of living dicks. [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 08:27, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Wow, and less than two hours between warning and block.  That's Ed Poor level dickishness right there.  But then, it's pretty certain he didn't actually ''want'' a real response.  --[[User:Kels|Kels]] ([[User talk:Kels|talk]]) 11:11, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Since when have any of them actually behaved in reasonable manner? They know that as sysops Andy will either have to back them whatever they do or be considered wrong, and Andy is ''never'' wrong. So every one of them acts like petty internet bullies because they are totally useless in the real-world. Machismo? My arse! {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 11:21, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: And he took a swipe at Andy's Bible too! Good work Ken. Guessing he isn't a fan of the Game of Thrones references that have been slowly creeping in then. There where a few Bieber references a whilst ago as well, although most of those got removed by teh assfly and donnyC --[[DickyV]]&lt;br /&gt;
::: Also don't know if u already knew this but Andy has been using kik to communicate with various CP members. Chatted to him a few times on there. Kara and Ed on there too. Reason didn't get sysopship was couldn't provide enough proof. He wanted social security (Ie medicare card for me), Licence, Proof of degree and facebook profile link. Was surprised he didn't want a full medical as well. DickyV&lt;br /&gt;
::::There's no way Ken would ever get to be a sysop nowadays. {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 14:23, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::He's basically hit rock bottom intellectually. His mental state fluctuates but I honestly haven't seen him employ critical reasoning for years now, to the extent he was able to fit any in between quote mines back in the day.&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I'm thinking it would be sort of cathartic for us to collaborate on a legit Ken article that goes through his history on various fora and documents his madness up to this &amp;quot;you must debate this other guy who doesn't want to debate you before I will read your comments (that I thrive on reading).&amp;quot; Any takers? [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 16:33, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::This is something that I have been thinking about over recent weeks, particularly in the light of the discussions over the Andy article. We should have a serious article highlighting all his of buffoonery and weird shoutouts rather than just lampooning him. {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 20:18, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Should we have a serious analytic article on the guy who used to live down the corner from me who used to hang out in front of the subway station in either a Napoleon outfit or a Pope costume? How about an article on the guy I saw coming from the pub just now who was running down the street flapping his arms and making airplane sounds with his mouth? Why should having internet access make one nut any more remarkable? [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 22:02, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Because the internet is a medium that allows him to be read. Not by many, I grant you. But it's on mission to point out and counter the flaws in what he says. If it helps one child from being taken in by Ken (or more likely reading what he says in passing alongside other fundie exposure), then that's a good thing. [[User:Ajkgordon|Ajkgordon]] ([[User talk:Ajkgordon|talk]]) 22:17, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::It's also absolutely delicious that he uses CMI's &amp;quot;good name&amp;quot; so frequently. I would be delighted to see that such a shamefully discrediting association for an already shamefully dishonest organization spread far and wide. Having a crank come up higher than you do on Google ... precious. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 22:42, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I believe that if there's a crank individual or crackpot idea, and someone does an internet search for it... RW should pop up first. The problem with rebutting Ken's foolishness is that none of it's original. It's just all cribbed material from CMI. No garden variety internet creationist ever offers anything new. They all rely on CMI, AiG, and other charlatans for their info. I think we should cap the well, instead of fixing individual drips. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 22:57, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Weiland, Sarfati, and Batten are liars. I want them to own having a tragic crank as one of their loudest mouthpieces. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 23:05, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Fair enough, I'm not sure how you'd go about doing that. It's sort of like trying make a band take ownership of some crazy groupie. BTW I just got a response from CMI about Ken's blog. Pretty much just generic boilerplate. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:28, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I agree, it is like trying to force creator of a show to own those few fantastical, crazy fans.  Like making Paramount own having some people dress in Star Fleet uniforms for jury duty or drive around in Pike's life support or the like, just because they produce entertainment television.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 12:57, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Schlafly challenges obamacare ==&lt;br /&gt;
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== Death penalty for causing miscarriage ==&lt;br /&gt;
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== It's fun to stay at the YMCA! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Ken, &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=1051498&amp;amp;oldid=1051492 If you wanted to add weight to]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; the theory that you constantly bash gays because you're a closet case, you're doing it right. Enjoy those trips to the Y, eh? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 10:04, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
(Also, DamianJohn demonstrates [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=1051512&amp;amp;oldid=1051509 trolling] [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=1051504&amp;amp;oldid=1051503 at its finest]. He'd probably have a date with a banhammer if Ken wasn't so stupid.) --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 10:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Good grief, the links he includes in that ended in me discovering they have ''three'' articles to say &amp;quot;[[cp:Atheism and obesity|atheists]] [[cp:New Atheism leadership's problem with excess weight|are]] [[cp:Evolutionists who have had problems with being overweight and/or obese|fat]] therefore creationism.&amp;quot; I...does...what? [[User:Polite_Timesplitter|Polite Timesplitter]] [[User talk:Polite Timesplitter|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Let's move on to some other area of sodomy!&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 10:31, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::LOL, a Young Man Christian Association - that's just Ken isn't it? And &amp;quot;I have been thinking of working out twice in a day&amp;quot; - priceless, classic Ken never to be fulfilled. Ken darling, please upload pictures when your abs are ripped (to sheds). {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 10:40, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Abs ripped to sheds? Some men have washboard abs, Ken has clapboard siding abs. Also, wasn't Young Man the name of the guy The Village People were singing about? They probably named the institution after him. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 11:04, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::[http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-22457765 This is probably what Ken will look like after he loses some weight.] {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 11:53, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::: GAH! Not safe for anyone who wants to sleep ever again. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 12:20, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::In that original link, why is Ken in the second paragraph referring to himself in the second person?  He is just nuts or does he honestly believe people will think he quoted someone else despite the person being quoted is obviously him?  Of all of this, that is the only noteworthy part.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 12:54, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::The same reason he refers to himself as I/we/us --&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User:Mikal|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''Mikal''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;[[User_talk:Mikal|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#003399&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''lakiM''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt; 13:28, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::In a ridiculous charade to divert attention from the man behind the curtain, Ken has opened a Pandora's box of metaphors and tied himself in a Gordian knot of deceit that can only be cut through by a Sword of Damocles. {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 13:31, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Coolant is no longer conservative. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Aw, man.  August &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&amp;amp;diff=1051544&amp;amp;oldid=1051010 pointed out]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; that Andy's count was off, and there were more words listed than he thought.  As a result, the &amp;quot;perfect doubling&amp;quot; was all screwed up.  The natural conclusion is, of course, that some &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&amp;amp;diff=1051563&amp;amp;oldid=1051544 &amp;quot;recent&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; additions weren't high quality and so Andy did the intellectually honest thing: removed just enough words to almost finagle the perfect doubling and salvage his important &amp;quot;theory&amp;quot; (yeah, yeah, I know that these occasional announcements of a perfect doubling really provide no evidence for his theory, but Andy thinks otherwise).&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, as a result, we &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&amp;amp;diff=1051564&amp;amp;oldid=1051030 lose]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; one of the all-time great conservative words: &amp;quot;Coolant&amp;quot;.  This word has been reliably conservative since &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&amp;amp;diff=801887&amp;amp;oldid=801500 August, 2010]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; -- added by Andy himself!&lt;br /&gt;
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Say, does this mean that all those previously announced perfect doublings were imperfect and hence don't count as &amp;quot;evidence&amp;quot;? [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 14:20, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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: Oh, JPatt lost his &amp;quot;recent&amp;quot; contribution of &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&amp;amp;diff=861142&amp;amp;oldid=859866 &amp;quot;Den Mother&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; (April 2011), too. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 14:27, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: I wonder if he's even fooling himself with his &amp;quot;perfect doubling&amp;quot; spiel these days. At this point, even he must realise he's cherrypicking. I think we've witnessed another example of Andy is never wrong. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:53, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::It's my favorite of Andy's pet &amp;quot;theories&amp;quot; because it is so utterly blatantly obvious, to anyone, that he is overtly manipulating the data to produce the result that he wants.  He basically breaks all the rules of good science in an attempt to prove his assertion.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 15:01, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::And AugustO &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1051563 spanks]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; andy by pointing out that he himself had added coolant and that means that everything since was, to say the least, slightly dubious.  I like AugustO, I really don't think he's a parodist but he is so rigorous in his humilitation of andy that I can only applaud his every contribution.  [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 15:04, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I like AugustO because he is the only decent, intelligent, well-meaning conservative on that entire site.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 15:09, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::I think you mean ''I like AugustO because he is the only decent, intelligent, well-meaning '''human being''' on that entire site.'' But don't let me put words in your mouth. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 15:17, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::By this point, everyone at CP must be a reject from Wikipedia, or a parodist (who may or may not also be a reject from Wikipedia). What's AugustO's deal that he's at CP at all? Is he a religious fanatic who's at least self-aware? --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 15:46, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: BMcP, not only does he break all the rules, but the doubling effect that he works so hard to attain is completely irrelevant to whether the growth is actually exponential!  Even assuming, of course, that there was a clear definition of &amp;quot;exponential&amp;quot;, this sort of observed pattern would be somewhat relevant if the words chosen were truly randomly selected -- but even then, of course, no one would expect an exact doubling.  The whole thing is not only dishonest, it's just plumb stupid.&lt;br /&gt;
:::: Which is why this is one of my favorite pages on CP. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 15:40, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Even worse, Andy is the sole arbitrator of what words are accepted or rejected; there is no way this whole thing can't be seen by people other than the product of ego.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 15:56, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
How did I miss this?  Some time ago, in &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1032326 defending]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; the word &amp;quot;galvanize&amp;quot; as properly conservative, he wrote, &amp;quot;Though not strongly conservative, 'galvanize' has usage with respect to the grassroots, as in 'galvanize the grassroots.'&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Galvanize the grassroots?&amp;quot;  He is just as good at metaphores as Ken.  I like the idea of goldplating the roots using electricity, in any case.  You could make jewelry. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 16:54, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: You stubborn atheists. Why are you criticizing someone for &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;blatant attempts to make facts fit an insane theory&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1051585 &amp;quot;making an improvement&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;? --[[User:Night Jaguar|Night Jaguar]] ([[User talk:Night Jaguar|talk]]) 01:11, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Ken attempts to back this site by showing a graph of this site growing ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I am not sure what Ken is trying to achieve here.  He basically says Rationalwiki is struggling because we are just too atheist and nerdy, and &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/05/atheist-wiki-hit-socially-challenged.html then posts a graph where our site's traffic is shown to be on a long term upward swing over the last two years]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. Worse, looking at Ken's second favorite site, we have the following:&lt;br /&gt;
* Rationalwiki - Alexa Traffic Rank: 36,464 United States Traffic Rank in US: 12,452 &lt;br /&gt;
* Creation.com (CMI) Alexa Traffic Rank: 68,730 United States Traffic Rank in US: 22,752 &lt;br /&gt;
* Conservapedia - Alexa Traffic Rank: 69,714 Traffic Rank in US: 19,144 &lt;br /&gt;
* Ken's QE Blog - Alexa Traffic Rank: 3,418,874 United States Traffic Rank in US: 494,937&lt;br /&gt;
Yeeeeah, and we suck. {{unsig|BMcP}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Didn't Ken think high ranks were better than low ranks?  Or did I dream that? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 15:45, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: No, you didn't dream it. But he did memory hole that shit at speed when we laughed at him. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 15:48, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Amazing but true: the top hit for 'colonic' on Google USA is indeed our very own rationalwiki. Ken has made an accurate statement!!! &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 16:32, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: We're only the second hit for me, but I'm in the Boston area and the top hit is for an alternative healthcare office around here. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 16:34, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:What we need to do is show him we really are bigger ass-men and take over Google rankings for [http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexuality_and_Anal_Cancer Homosexuality and Anal Cancer], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome Gay Bowl Syndrome], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Fecal_incontinence Fecal Incontinence], and [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome#Proctitis_and_HIV_Infection_Further_Elaborated Proctitis]. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 18:35, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:We could always add a specific section on the dangers of electrolyte imbalance and one on coffee enemas.  Also, what's up with the section?--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 17:46, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Phiwum: Ken's statement, while true, is actually a bit weird. When I used google.co.uk, the top hits for 'colonic' were all for colonic irrigation services in towns around where I live (I had no idea that so many English colons needed irrigating). The weird thing is that searching on google.com also found a whole lot of colonic irrigators somewhere in the USA (I can't remember where exactly). To replicate Ken-boy's top hit, I first had to google for 'Google USA', then go to a mirror site for Google USA that doesn't seem to be specific to any particular locality in the USA, and search for 'colonic' there. Kenny must have been sitting in front of his computer for hours and hours and hours trying to find some - any! - vaguely indecent word which came top in some - any! - kind of Google search. I almost feel sorry for the little git. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 20:19, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Alexa has a list of top google hits for the site. --[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 20:47, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I see - so not so weird after all, maybe. But I guess Ken is a bit obsessed with Alexa rankings and the like. I went to Alexa for the very first time just now - there was an advert for dating &amp;quot;pretty Ukrainian ladies&amp;quot;. Is that where Ken gets his fantasies about sweet creationist women? &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 21:02, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::As we all know Google records stuff about you and then presents the links it thinks will interest you most. If you spend a lot of time on RW it will put relevant RW links at or near the top of your search. So saying that &amp;quot;X&amp;quot; is high on a Google search list for you is meaningless.&lt;br /&gt;
:::Try it on [https://duckduckgo.com/ duck and go] instead. --[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Or just open up an incognito/private browsing window and make sure you're signed out of your Google account (if you have one), and Google's results won't be tailored on any sort of search history. At most, it could be tailoring results for geographic area, which is vague at best. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:23, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::This is a common misconception and you see it all over the place with people claiming that their site is still the number one for X.  But it's wrong. Google [http://googleblog.blogspot.com.es/2009/12/personalized-search-for-everyone.html keeps filtering you] even when you are signed out.--[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I think you'll find it's more complicated than that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 09:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC) &lt;br /&gt;
::::::Or you could just ignore the ads and move on with your life. Fuck, most of my ads are directed at Limbaughists and Vulgar Libertarians.--[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 16:44, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Kendoll: I'm Batman and Superman ===&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1051636 No, really]. Well I suppose, like those two, his heroic exploits are completely fictional. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:44, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: He strikes me more as [http://youtube.com/watch?v=4A0Kk9DdbWI 'Mazing Man]. Well, except ol 'Maze is humble and lovable. Ken is neither. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 21:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Ken Doll has only ever been, and shall only ever be one character from the DC Universe. [http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7mn1u1v1p1qz742do1_1280.jpg Professor Pyg]. [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  21:50, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I don't think Sun Tzu said &amp;quot;Be ineffectual, even to the point of irrelevance&amp;quot; so Ken's ad-libbing a bit in practice. --[[User:Kels|Kels]] ([[User talk:Kels|talk]]) 22:12, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Yeah... I don't know what superhero Ken would be. I can't think of one that goes around punching himself in the face and thinks he's winning. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 22:59, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::It's deleted now. Did he really say he's superman and batman or something similar to that? You can't be both. They're very different people. And if he's talking about physically, just say superman. [[User:X Stickman|X Stickman]] ([[User talk:X Stickman|talk]]) 23:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::Kenny as a superhero?  Gotta be Mothman in Maine.--[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 23:22, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::@Stickman, what he said was drivel about nobody knew the true extant of his powers, because he keeps them seekrit like Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent. Or something equally as stupid. Anyway, I guess he's coming down off of high now, because he's going around cleaning up some edits, deleting others and oversighting the rest.  --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:56, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::The true extent of his power of being inconsequential? --[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 01:48, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::Help! Help! Burn-The-Evidence Man, please help! [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:46, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::::For what it's worth, my comment as JimmyDykes to Ken before it was oversighted was, &amp;quot;And look who's talking about socially challenged, oversized egos.  Did you mistake your own reflection for their website?&amp;quot;  [[Special:Contributions/24.186.48.29|24.186.48.29]] ([[User talk:24.186.48.29|talk]]) 03:52, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh Ken. You were so close - the thing is, Superman and Batman wear their undies outside their tights, while you wear yours on your head. &amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Wild Words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Psygremlin|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;PsyGremlin&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User talk:Psygremlin|Tala!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 13:57, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Im new here, or to use A.M. Radio lingo, long time reader first time typer. Anyhow i love checking out the question evolution blog that always gets linked to conservapedia, but today to my surprise rationalwikis existence was acknowledged, and apparently, this is a nerd website that puts people off with their obsession with colonics? I find it funny that these so called christians can break so many commandments in the name of their god, its almost enough to make me wish i was wrong  and their god was real, just so i could see the look on their face when he casts them into hell....for their sinfull pride {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Welcome to RW! I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to merge your topic with this conversation here on CP:Talk, since this is sort of the home for all CP-related loonery if it doesn't have anywhere else to go, and QE! is a Kenterprise. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 02:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I think you'll quickly find that the QE blog is probably *the* most tedious blogs you'll ever have the misfortune to come across. Ken's writing is tortuous, unimaginative, and extremely repetitive, and the layout of his posts is a complete mess. I guess it can be fun to watch for a while in a train-wreck sort of way, but in the end it all just gets to be a little sad and depressing.[[User:Tacitus|Tacitus]] ([[User talk:Tacitus|talk]]) 05:06, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, thanks im sorry you had to waste your time moving my silly tripe to the conservapedia page, I recently came across this wiki right after i came across the sillyness that is conservapedia, and beyond the making fun of sill YEC, i apreciate all the anti-wooness of this website and hope to be able to get drunk and add to it in as constructive a manner as possible. Also thanks for the warm welcome, i went to CP as a christian, went on about how silly evolution was, but the second i told them they were going to hell for their pridefull essays making fun of athiests and then old men for needing help climbing a dinosaur they blocked me, cunts...anyhow im pretty shit faced so i wont make much an ass of myself right away, all ill say is thank you all for the welcome, and i apologize for the mispellings, but my spell check isnt working properly with this site, but when i make real entries in proper articles ill make sure all spelling and grammer is correct..,and before i go ill say, ive gotten more than a few laughs from this wiki, and and...not to be to corny ive been inspired by this wiki because the asflys of this world would mean shit, if they haddnt happened to take over the republican party,via the tea baggers, and you folks are one of the few places ive seen my true political and idealogical ideals in &amp;quot;print&amp;quot; i just hope im able to add even the slightest bit to what you a,ready have here.......again im drunk real drunk..and stonded, so i hope i havnt seemed too silly good nigh bitches! {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
::For the record, if the current state of your user page, with holocaust denialism and antisemitism, reflects your true political and ideological ideals, you belong on Metapedia, not here, and you'll probably be swiftly shown the door, because we do not put up with that shit. However, we'll see how you do when you're sober. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 05:38, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::so your some kinda bad ass RW sheriff now, OP? &amp;quot;Swiftly shown the door&amp;quot;? Why not wait until the guy actually does something before whipping your e-dick out. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]|&lt;br /&gt;
::::Are we sure that guy wasn't Ken Doll? I understood almost none of what he had to say. Just like Ken. [[User:Hiphopopotamus|Hiphopopotamus]] ([[User talk:Hiphopopotamus|talk]]) 06:13, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::He has done something, Ace. Look at his [[User:SmittyGreen|user page]]. I hope he's just taking the piss (although I find it really bad taste, even if he is). And Ken's never gone off on an anti-Semitic rant, not yet anyway. I think it's more likely to be Mel Gibson. [[User:Spud|Spud]] ([[User talk:Spud|talk]]) 06:17, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::'''His user page offends me! BAN HIM!'''. We don't just &amp;quot;show people the door&amp;quot;. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Do you see me banning anyone (other than sysop joke bans)? Do you see me dragging anyone to the Coop? I'm hoping he's nicer when he's sober. I'm just predicting how this is going to go if he isn't. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:11, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::I'm warning you now, I'll show you the door if you aren't careful, OP. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:15, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Ok last try, if you find a long string of words else where, it was ment to be here, ill explain when im sober, but as drunk as i am...i have yet to write anything on my talk page...i just checked it and it was full of shit, now thanks to who ever took the time to write how they thought i might have felt but you missed...alot, anyhow,ima now watch TNG,on bbc and sleep, ill straiten this all out in tge morning, but i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the  next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow {{unsig|SmittyGreen}}&lt;br /&gt;
:Next time I have a run in with the Thin Blue Line I'll say, &amp;quot;i garentee, im not a racist or and semetic...i just really like star trek the next generation so im out and we can figure this all out tomorrow &amp;quot; [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;i9&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 07:10, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Do you like hip hop and movies starring black folks like Brxbrx? He's totally not a racist. Ask his black friend. We don't ban users, but some it's appropriate to harass and beg to leave. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 13:00, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I can guarantee  one and all that i am not a racist, im quite sorry that i didnt present a better  first impression, but i fixed my user page, and i shall ass more info about myself in the coming days, and i hope to start writing, editing and hopefuly get to know everyone a bit, Ive admired this wiki for a few months and  and I'm excited to become a part of it.[[User:SmittyGreen|SmittyGreen]] ([[User talk:SmittyGreen|talk]]) 17:40, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Ken hacked your user page?  Don't ass any more on my account.  [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 21:43, 11 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Weird and epic battle going down... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Don't have time to get links, but DVergne and Jo-Mar are having an epic block battle. Weird. [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 16:35, 5 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Because of [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Muammar_al-Gaddafi&amp;amp;curid=54894&amp;amp;diff=1050804&amp;amp;oldid=1050799 his long standing love] of despots. What is with Joaquin? It seems like he never met a dictator he didn't like. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 16:57, 5 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I think that the religious right secretly love the shit out of dictators and any criticism is just envy. --[[User:Sasayaki|Sasayaki]] ([[User talk:Sasayaki|talk]]) 17:20, 5 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::The &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/Category:Lunatics Lunatics Category]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; is a rather entertaining read. And those two are merrily filling up the Recent Changes with their block/unblock antics... --[[User:Sid|Sid]] ([[User talk:Sid|talk]]) 17:46, 5 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::&amp;quot;I think that the religious right secretly love the shit out of dictators and any criticism is just envy.&amp;quot; Only if they're [[Richard Nixon|our bastards]]. [[User:Nebuchadnezzar|Nebuchadnezzar]] ([[User talk:Nebuchadnezzar|talk]]) 20:47, 5 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::JoMar loves dictators because he has an anti-imperialist mentality, and sees criticism of figures such as Gadafi as propaganda by colonialist powers.  Remember, he's not your run-of-the-mill US jingo fundie conservative.  He's from Mexico.  Schools of thought (although in this particular case, the words school and thought have very little meaning) are different in different countries.--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 21:49, 5 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I'm from Mexico, and I assure you, JoMar's love for dictators make him a fundie here also.[[User:Danoso|Danoso]] ([[User talk:Danoso|talk]]) 23:03, 5 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::JoMar already loves the ultimate dictator, God. {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 07:58, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
And Andy has stripped DVergne of his block rights &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;forever&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;quot;pending review.&amp;quot; [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 20:50, 5 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: I love Andy's reviews. I wonder how the inquiry in to Jinx's misconduct is going? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 21:12, 5 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: And now he blocks him for an infinite period again, nice work Jo-Mar, the Mexican justice system is alive and well on CP. Wonder whether someone like brenden or AlanE will try and unblock him [[User:Ghost|Ghost]] ([[User talk:Ghost|talk]]) 22:26, 5 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::The review is complete and the verdict delivered.  In some ways it is surprising this didn't happen months ago, when we were all calling him a parodist.  Still, sad to see another one fall.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 22:39, 5 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
This is my favorite CP-sysop behavior, though usually it's Kajagoogoo who does it:&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Red_state&amp;amp;curid=7516&amp;amp;diff=1050880&amp;amp;oldid=1048904 salting the earth]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; by reverting the now-non-person's edits, even if that means re-inserting grammatical errors. [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 23:06, 5 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Dvergne - you can take off the mask and tell us about your experience now. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 23:50, 5 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Yes, there is no point in holding back now.  You have no chance of being reinstated so you may as well reveal yourself.  [[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 00:28, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I'm actually surprised we haven't heard from Dvergne sooner. Whoever it is, they seem to have gotten bored with the mask quite a while ago. Come forward and accept your prize. It's an MTV Video Music Award. I stole it from Jamiroquai, because fuck those guys.[[User:Hiphopopotamus|Hiphopopotamus]] ([[User talk:Hiphopopotamus|talk]]) 03:42, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::He did appear to lose interest recently.  For a while there he was the most insufferable suckup to Andy and an extremely overzealous blocker who enjoyed causing trouble with the lesser lights.  About a month or so ago he started picking subtle fights with the admins and from the point he had not long to live.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 04:36, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::::: I/we was/is Dvergne, although seeing as I/we still have a number of other socks with a range of different user rights that I/we can use to cause a bit more uproar on CP (See Ken, speaking like that really does make you sound like a cunt, also hot tip, even though you are paying for some of the hosting fees). I/we have a number of other juicy morsels of information that I/we will slowly be releasing over the course of time. (Oh and a little note to Jo-Mar, fuck you, I hope you enjoy my little present :) I/we know you like it, but don't tell Ken lol cum suck me bro) [[User:Ghost|Ghost]] ([[User talk:Ghost|talk]]) 07:30, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::: End game was going to block every IP for inf, but couldn't get the bot fully working. [[User:Ghost|Ghost]] ([[User talk:Ghost|talk]]) 07:33, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::: Sysop me now biatches. [[User:Ghost|Ghost]] ([[User talk:Ghost|talk]])&lt;br /&gt;
::::::: Yeah... that last bit about unleashing a bot to block every IP is definitely a few steps beyond too far. I can only speak for myself, but CP should flail, fail, and fall due to its own foolishness, not because of deliberate acts of sabotage. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 08:48, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::: Let me clarify myself, I was going to start off with countries like China, Vietnam, Korea, Japan and Central Europe and work my up to the more 'highly valued' countries. Of course there would have been a bit of collateral damage to proxies though. CP is going to get a flood of spammers soon once all my rangeblocks wear off again. Oh and yes we are actually a group of people, a few have left their separate ways to continue their own paths (2 still have block, edit, skipcatcha, ect rights and will most likely be coming to their end games soon as well). I have quite a few interesting tidbits from some personal communication with various members that I will be releasing over the next few months, once/if my other mates decided to end their game as well as wouldn't want lessen the blow. [[User:Ghost|Ghost]] ([[User talk:Ghost|talk]]) 12:01, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::... cool?--&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User:Mikal|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''Mikal''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;[[User_talk:Mikal|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#003399&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''lakiM''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt; 12:16, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::That's actually fairly cool. I salute thee. It'd be interesting to see the world blocked, not sure how Andy would handle having the USA blocked though, with a tiny pinhole for him to edit. Also, LOL at Ken trying to get laid. --[[User:Sasayaki|Sasayaki]] ([[User talk:Sasayaki|talk]]) 12:21, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::: My aim re the blocks was the basically wipe out large chunks of China with some added Canada and California thrown in to see what would happen. Which would have most likely been me getting banned, but Andy, the lazy fuck that he is not doing anything. Phase 2 would have been somewhere like Afria, Isreal, Middle East + Florida and NY/NJ. &lt;br /&gt;
===This needs to stop, and now===&lt;br /&gt;
Ghost, please stop using our website to discuss the personal lives of real people who have nothing to do with us, or with the topic of this page. Also, while individual editors may be interested in or even encouraging of your vandalism, as an institution, RW does not condone such activities. Take it somewhere else. [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 12:46, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Redacted some things. And yet you hold Icewedge + Ames in high regard ?&lt;br /&gt;
::Do I? [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 12:53, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Some here do. RW is essentially a Vandal site, wikipedia says so, so it must be true lol. [[User:Ghost|Ghost]] ([[User talk:Ghost|talk]]) 12:56, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: You guys really are gullible, I am not Dvernge and have just made all the above up. Goes to show that if one wants to believe something then they will. Good little lesson for you all, demand proof and don't assume anything. [[User:Ghost|Ghost]] ([[User talk:Ghost|talk]]) 14:03, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: Then again msybe I/me am Dvergne and my most recent comment was bullshit lol ole ole ole ! [[User:Ghost|Ghost]] ([[User talk:Ghost|talk]]) 14:36, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::: So you both claimed to be a douchebag and you are a douchebag. Nice. You can fuck off now. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 15:14, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Conservative- my user page.png|thumb|left|300px|One douchebag to rule them all. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 15:20, 6 May 2013 (UTC)]] [[File:I'm-also-Dvergne.png|thumb|300px|center|I'm totally also Dvergne and Karajou. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 15:40, 6 May 2013 (UTC)]] {{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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: I read this thread 3 times, and still cant figure out what the fuck is going on. Can someone give me the short version of it? [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  18:14, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Ghost posted a bunch of probably-made-up-but-still-totally-inappropriate things about somebody's daughter (which he has since redacted, thus the tread doesn't really make sense...). [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 18:20, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Ok... but what does that have to do with Ken being a belieber? [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  18:31, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Nothing. I used the developer console in Chrome to edit HTML on Ken's page in my browser (not on CP, Karajou) to make it appear as it he likes some gay bars and has Bieberfever. It's easy as pie. I'm hope Karajou was on the phone to the FBI within minutes and that Ken frantically changed his password to something a public school educated evolutionist couldn't figure out. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 19:02, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
The password is wanker, try it out - ghost of dvergne&lt;br /&gt;
: Confirmed. [[User:Hipocrite|Hipocrite]] ([[User talk:Hipocrite|talk]])  12:00, 7 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Suggest you look at some chemical articles, lots of lulz in them :) - Ricky Smartin&lt;br /&gt;
:::Problem with that is you can't tell parody from honest conservative &amp;quot;expertise.&amp;quot;  Like where Andy himself teaches us that [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Inorganic_chemistry&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=344437 physical chemistry is the opposite of organic chemistry]. [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 16:20, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: There is some nice references to Karajou in one of the elements :) Tubbytelly&lt;br /&gt;
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== How will it all end? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Its been a good 7 or so years since Conservapedia was created, and since then it has lost the homeschool kids who were once it's foundation, lost all competent members once the owner's authoritarian insanity became apparent, lost all media interest after the lulz of a fundie wiki wore off, and lost all possibility of growth and reform once the junta of Andy, Kara, Jpatt, Hurlbut, Poor, and Ken became apparent in it's intolerance for anyone muscling in on their &amp;quot;turf&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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Hell, at the moment Conservapedia ranks behind metapedia in terms of global alexa rankings, and when a neo-nazi wiki is outperforming you by a fairly wide margin, you know you are in serious trouble, especially if you advertise yourself as one of THE premier wikis that is having a massive effect on american and global socity, politics, and culture.&lt;br /&gt;
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What I am curious of however is how it, and by extension all of it's parasitical spin offs (question evolution and CNAV) will eventually end. Personally I doubt it will last for another 7 years, or even another 5. Maybe should a republican win in 2016 they might get a second wind of sorts, but even then I dont see them surviving past the turn of the decade. &lt;br /&gt;
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But will it end with a proverbial &amp;quot;bang&amp;quot; with Andy and co deciding to end it with as much drama and pomposity as possible? (fr example, in the case of another Democrat win in 2016 they react by proclaiming they will start some IRL protest movement that never materialises and use this as an excuse to end the website), or will it literally go on until andy permanently runs out of bandwidth allowance, or the &amp;quot;big name&amp;quot; members simply get to the age where they are incapable of performing their sysop duties?&lt;br /&gt;
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(TLDR how do you think CP gonna die?) [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  17:38, 7 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Not with a bang but a whimper. CP's demise has been predicted for years, yet it still keeps limping on. That will remain the case for as long as Andy doesn't have anything better to do with his free time. [[User:Vulpius|Vulpius]] ([[User talk:Vulpius|talk]]) 17:50, 7 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: I dunno, hes getting old himself, and I cant imagine being in a state of insane paranoia and hatred is comfortable, even when you are sitting pretty on family money in the lap of luxary while doing it. Unless he is as much a lunatic as Ken I think he may call some excuse in the near future to claim either &amp;quot;Mission accomplished&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;We have done all we can online, time to take our cause IRL&amp;quot;, especially if his &amp;quot;arch nemesis&amp;quot; is stepping down in 3 years (Hell, I wouldnt put it past him when Obama steps down to declare that it was only due to conservapedia that he didnt run fr a third term) and after that, unless another old associate of Andy's replaces him I dont see him being able to muster up enough fury to keep slogging on. [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  18:29, 7 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Three words: President Hilary Clinton. [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 18:33, 7 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: aSoK still limps on with just one editor. I easily see it devolving to just Andy and the spammers. They've lost JPratt so far this year, and I can't see Karajou sticking it out much longer. Other than Ed's drive by idiocy, that's pretty much the last of the loyal cadre. I wonder if Andy'll still plod on with his pet articles once there's no real people left? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 18:39, 7 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::How will it end? Shit, I already thought it was over. It's just Andy, spam bots, and a handful of hecklers over there. Almost no new content is being generated, and most of that is by parodists trying to maintain their 90/10 stats. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 18:57, 7 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::I didn't realize Johnny Sedition has been largely absent for a few months. Too early to call him gone yet, though. Speaking of which, where's LArron with his active users update? Haven't had one ins months. [[User:DickTurpis|DickTurpis]] ([[User talk:DickTurpis|talk]]) 18:59, 7 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::I set up my sock over there a few years ago but to be honest I simply couldn't drag myself down to the level of idiocy required to fit in.  I generally restrict myself to reverting the more moronic vandalism on the occasional time I can be bothered to actually log in.  Thing is, I GENUINELY am unable to make myself think in the way that andy does.  I am completely unable to see the world through the eyes of chucky and swabbie.  Kenny I can handle, he is just a slightly ill person and goat knows I've known enough of them in my life I can handle them.  Fuck, I can even understand where the bitch thatcher came from in her politics much as I hated her.  But the utter insanity of the right wing in America is beyond me.  [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 20:05, 7 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::The money won't dry up any time soon. He's already predicted that activity on his wiki would dry up and that it would prove CP right. Andy is basically a raconteur. Lenski was a win. He went on the Colbert Report, for chrissakes. He will find a way to &amp;quot;lash out&amp;quot; when he feels the need. [[User:Occasionaluse|Occasionaluse]] ([[User talk:Occasionaluse|talk]]) 21:06, 7 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::It's purely on the whims of Andy. If he finally gets bored and wants to stop, it'll die. If not, it'll continue. Even if Terry, Ken, and Karajou quit (which, at least in the former two cases, is unlikely to happen anytime soon), Andy will still plug away like he has been. I'm honestly pretty surprised it hasn't happened yet. As mentioned at the top, the homeschoolers are all gone, so I'm not sure why he feels the need to keep at it. I'm guessing he just doesn't have anything better to do with his time? [[User:CowHammer |Cow...]][[User Talk:CowHammer |Hammer]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[Special:Contributions/CowHammer|time!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 22:02, 7 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::::It'll probably happen after 2016 when Andy realizes he's the only one editting, and we're the only ones reading. RW will probably die shortly after.--[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 22:16, 7 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::::: Ending Conservapedia would be admitting defeat. Does anyone see Andy doing that? I say CP goes to the grave with Andy. Even if there's only spammers and Andy left he'll be saying that the site is growing. --[[User:Night Jaguar|Night Jaguar]] ([[User talk:Night Jaguar|talk]]) 00:14, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::::: Admit defeat? never. Declare &amp;quot;I WIN! MY WORK IS DONE NAO!!&amp;quot; and then claiming that conservapedia has fulflled it's mission thus closing it down? I think that may be how it ends. As much as we joke, Andy has an IRL life... sad and pathetic as it may be, and eventually push will come to shove and he may decide to ditch the wiki while concentrating on something else. [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  16:52, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Did he at least die painlessly? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1051130 To '''sheds''' you say]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;.... How's his wife holding up? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 06:10, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:The WIGO (about &amp;quot;metamorphosizing&amp;quot;) is so-so, but the article itself is a hoot.  Beyond sealing the image of dogs pupating and emerging from their chrysalides as dire wolves, we learn from Ken that, &amp;quot;This month I will be working out 6 days a week for most of the month.&amp;quot;  Buff Ken and dire wolf cocoons are two wonderful mental images on which to meditate,  don't you think?  Finally, we learn that he got one of his all-important communications from a lady (whom we are told Ken has made happy -- even prior to his Occupy Gym project) and that this came at &amp;quot;9am Greenwich Meantime.&amp;quot;  This is undoubtedly the origin of the phrase &amp;quot;in the meantime.&amp;quot; [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 06:21, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: I don't really want to think about buff Ken making any women happy. If I didn't know it was all made up, I'd be quite ill. (Also, what's his weird obsession with giving times in GMT? Do we need to teach him about UTC or something?) --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 06:30, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::GMT is a conservative term, UTC is liberal. Surely you know that, Jeeves? As for &amp;quot;metamorphosizing&amp;quot;, I had to look twice at Ken's spelling; both on CP and QE! What alternative spellchecker is he using at the moment that let through?  His credentials as a tutor of English look even weaker. I also like his use of creationist numeracy:&lt;br /&gt;
::::The 4 keys to good dog/wolf predators are:&lt;br /&gt;
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:::::3/4.  Speed and weight of the predator &lt;br /&gt;
:::So &amp;quot;speed and weight&amp;quot; count as individual characteristics but &amp;quot;endurance and persistence &amp;quot; are magically combined. If there was any logical consistency to loony creationist thought that should either be 3 or 5 key features; never is it 4. But of course there is no logical consistency, so 4 is the correct number! {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 09:23, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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One thing Ken seems to be forgetting while raving on about what perfect predators Dire Wolves are:&lt;br /&gt;
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They went extinct.--[[User:Fergus Mason|Fergus Mason &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 11:44, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I've been looking for a shed lately, and I think next time I walk into one I'm going to ask: &amp;quot;Hmmm, how big do you think this evolutionist was before the creationist dog ripped him up?&amp;quot; I wonder if they'd give a discount just to make me buy it and leave. [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 11:45, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Of course, dire wolves went extinct, but not because they weren't effective predators.  They went extinct after the Great Flood.  Like lots of other animals.  All of which, the omniscient God told Noah to save from the flood, even though God must have known that many of those species would die out right after the flood, so why did they have to take up room on the ark to begin with?  [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 11:54, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::&amp;quot;You know nothing, Ken Snow...&amp;quot;--[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 12:53, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::(EC)Ah, well you see, there was a terrible irony at work.  Having successfully survived the flood Noah et al decided to throw the biggest foam party the world has every seen.  Unfortunately it turned out that an awful lot of kinds were allergic to foam and copped it.  But good news - after the foam reached the top of the mountains and Noah was allegedly mistakenly about to shag a sheep, believing it to be his wife, or at least a human relative (sailors, I tell you, they'll shag anything!), God whisked the foam away in an even larger bukkake explosion than the one that created the asteroid belt and so created the Oort cloud.  It's obvious if you have an open mind.[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 12:56, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: Fergus Mason, why have you not debated Vivayeshua or ShockofGod on the 15 questions of evolution yet ? Is it because you are afraid you will loose ? Us creationists love to hear the screems and wimpers of pathetic atheists Olë Olë Olë&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Seriously though, how does Ken keep himself from posting here? [[User:Occasionaluse|Occasionaluse]] ([[User talk:Occasionaluse|talk]]) 13:48, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::I also enjoy the glimpse into the fundie universe, where we learn &amp;quot;the dire wolf  [which lived until 10,000 years ago] died in the Flood -- see Permian extinction  [of 250 million years ago].&amp;quot;  96% of marine taxa went extinct at the end of the Permian, from drowning? &amp;quot;My God is a God of willful ignorance.&amp;quot; [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 13:50, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::: Geez, 96%?  That ark was a total failure, wasn't it? [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 14:02, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::How does he keep himself from posting here?  Well, he doesn't post here because unlike at Conservapedia, he can't block/oversight when things don't go his way.  Not only that, but he'd also have to deal with a critical mass of people all too familiar with his bullshit.  He doesn't post here because his ego won't let him.--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:24, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::You're fuckin' kidding, right? Err, I would never have been able to articulate the obvious so clearly. Kudos, dipshit. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 18:26, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::: reek...reek.... it rhymes with creationist-fucktard-freak. You have to know your name kenny boy [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  16:49, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::Ken &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reading ''A Song of Ice and Fire''&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; watching ''Game of Thrones'' would likely spoil my enjoyment of the series. --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 17:01, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::: Just pretend hes Theon, and come Season 3 and beyond suddenly you have yourself a comedy.... nah, even for ken thats too mean. He reminds me more of Viserys, given his pompous bluster and insanity combined with a statling lack of spine, testicular fortitude, or even basic self awareness. [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  17:30, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::::: I imagine him more as a Joffrey. [[User:Jdellaro|Jared]] ([[User talk:Jdellaro|talk]]) 20:26, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::::: HODOR. That is to say, if HODOR and Joffrey fused in some unholy flash of dark light. --[[User:Sasayaki|Sasayaki]] ([[User talk:Sasayaki|talk]]) 04:20, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
AugustO finally spelled out the &amp;quot;sheds&amp;quot; typo and Ken fixed it.  Looking back, I strongly suspect he thought the phrase is &amp;quot;ripped to sheds.&amp;quot;  It fits with his weird dyslexia/learning disorder symptoms.  It wouldn't be the first idiom he mangled.  It would explain his weird &amp;quot;I'm not going to fix the typo until you spell it out for me&amp;quot; response to AugustO. [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 18:46, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== [[Sylvia Browne]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&amp;amp;action=historysubmit&amp;amp;diff=1051236&amp;amp;oldid=1051191 is a liberal]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;, according to Andy. [[user:MDB|MDB]] &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User_talk:MDB|(the MD is for Maryland, the B is for Bear)]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 18:16, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Once you understand that &amp;quot;liberal&amp;quot; is a synonym for words like &amp;quot;incorrect,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;wrong,&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;bad&amp;quot;... [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 18:23, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Also people, places, and things Andy doesn't like. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 18:25, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Liberal is just '''anything''' that Andy doesn't like or agree with, because he defines conservative. {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 18:47, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Did they do something wrong or otherwise incorrect? &lt;br /&gt;
:::::No -- Conservative  &lt;br /&gt;
:::::Yes -- Are they in sports?  &lt;br /&gt;
::::::Yes -- Overrated Sports Star (and thus Liberal and lacks MA-CHEESE-MO)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::No -- Are they a Republican? &lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Yes -- RINO (and thus secret Liberal)*&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::No -- Liberal &lt;br /&gt;
:::::::&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;*Special exception: Is a true conservative even if they are immoral, criminal, or otherwise corrupt but still prevented a Liberal from winning office; besides Jesus will forgive them as long as they don't go Liberal.&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 20:32, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::::::::IF ANDY{ANDY}=TRUE THEN CONSERVATIVE;&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::IF ANDY{CRUSH}=TRUE THEN CONSERVATIVE;&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::ELSE&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::LIBERAL;&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::END;&lt;br /&gt;
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::::::::[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 20:50, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
You left out the [http://conservapedia.com/RINO_Backers RINO Backers], like Limbaugh, Palin, Hannity, Coulter, Romney, Malkin, Krauthammer and McConnell.  They're not full-fledged liberals yet, but because they won't support the stupidest of drivel to come from the mouths of True Conservatives, they might as well be. [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 16:10, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== DonnyC We Hardly Knew Ye ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Kenny boy has given Donny boy a three month [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:DonnyC&amp;amp;curid=124923&amp;amp;diff=1051293&amp;amp;oldid=1051292 timeout], to be followed by three months of no posting on MPR talk.  Oh yes, and no CBP or Debate editing to count towards his 90/10 rule.  His crime was not responding to Ken's [http://conservapedia.com/User:Conservative/DonnyC_dodged_this_rejoinder &amp;quot;rejoinder&amp;quot;], which cites Ernst Mayr as the &amp;quot;dean of living evolutionists.&amp;quot;  Mayr, of course, died in 2005.  Ken is the dean of living dicks. [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 08:27, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Wow, and less than two hours between warning and block.  That's Ed Poor level dickishness right there.  But then, it's pretty certain he didn't actually ''want'' a real response.  --[[User:Kels|Kels]] ([[User talk:Kels|talk]]) 11:11, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Since when have any of them actually behaved in reasonable manner? They know that as sysops Andy will either have to back them whatever they do or be considered wrong, and Andy is ''never'' wrong. So every one of them acts like petty internet bullies because they are totally useless in the real-world. Machismo? My arse! {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 11:21, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: And he took a swipe at Andy's Bible too! Good work Ken. Guessing he isn't a fan of the Game of Thrones references that have been slowly creeping in then. There where a few Bieber references a whilst ago as well, although most of those got removed by teh assfly and donnyC --[[DickyV]]&lt;br /&gt;
::: Also don't know if u already knew this but Andy has been using kik to communicate with various CP members. Chatted to him a few times on there. Kara and Ed on there too. Reason didn't get sysopship was couldn't provide enough proof. He wanted social security (Ie medicare card for me), Licence, Proof of degree and facebook profile link. Was surprised he didn't want a full medical as well. DickyV&lt;br /&gt;
::::There's no way Ken would ever get to be a sysop nowadays. {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 14:23, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::He's basically hit rock bottom intellectually. His mental state fluctuates but I honestly haven't seen him employ critical reasoning for years now, to the extent he was able to fit any in between quote mines back in the day.&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I'm thinking it would be sort of cathartic for us to collaborate on a legit Ken article that goes through his history on various fora and documents his madness up to this &amp;quot;you must debate this other guy who doesn't want to debate you before I will read your comments (that I thrive on reading).&amp;quot; Any takers? [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 16:33, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::This is something that I have been thinking about over recent weeks, particularly in the light of the discussions over the Andy article. We should have a serious article highlighting all his of buffoonery and weird shoutouts rather than just lampooning him. {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 20:18, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::Should we have a serious analytic article on the guy who used to live down the corner from me who used to hang out in front of the subway station in either a Napoleon outfit or a Pope costume? How about an article on the guy I saw coming from the pub just now who was running down the street flapping his arms and making airplane sounds with his mouth? Why should having internet access make one nut any more remarkable? [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 22:02, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Because the internet is a medium that allows him to be read. Not by many, I grant you. But it's on mission to point out and counter the flaws in what he says. If it helps one child from being taken in by Ken (or more likely reading what he says in passing alongside other fundie exposure), then that's a good thing. [[User:Ajkgordon|Ajkgordon]] ([[User talk:Ajkgordon|talk]]) 22:17, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::It's also absolutely delicious that he uses CMI's &amp;quot;good name&amp;quot; so frequently. I would be delighted to see that such a shamefully discrediting association for an already shamefully dishonest organization spread far and wide. Having a crank come up higher than you do on Google ... precious. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 22:42, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I believe that if there's a crank individual or crackpot idea, and someone does an internet search for it... RW should pop up first. The problem with rebutting Ken's foolishness is that none of it's original. It's just all cribbed material from CMI. No garden variety internet creationist ever offers anything new. They all rely on CMI, AiG, and other charlatans for their info. I think we should cap the well, instead of fixing individual drips. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 22:57, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Weiland, Sarfati, and Batten are liars. I want them to own having a tragic crank as one of their loudest mouthpieces. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 23:05, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Fair enough, I'm not sure how you'd go about doing that. It's sort of like trying make a band take ownership of some crazy groupie. BTW I just got a response from CMI about Ken's blog. Pretty much just generic boilerplate. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 23:28, 9 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I agree, it is like trying to force creator of a show to own those few fantastical, crazy fans.  Like making Paramount own having some people dress in Star Fleet uniforms for jury duty or drive around in Pike's life support or the like, just because they produce entertainment television.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 12:57, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Ken, &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=1051498&amp;amp;oldid=1051492 If you wanted to add weight to]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; the theory that you constantly bash gays because you're a closet case, you're doing it right. Enjoy those trips to the Y, eh? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 10:04, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
(Also, DamianJohn demonstrates [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=1051512&amp;amp;oldid=1051509 trolling] [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=1051504&amp;amp;oldid=1051503 at its finest]. He'd probably have a date with a banhammer if Ken wasn't so stupid.) --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 10:14, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Good grief, the links he includes in that ended in me discovering they have ''three'' articles to say &amp;quot;[[cp:Atheism and obesity|atheists]] [[cp:New Atheism leadership's problem with excess weight|are]] [[cp:Evolutionists who have had problems with being overweight and/or obese|fat]] therefore creationism.&amp;quot; I...does...what? [[User:Polite_Timesplitter|Polite Timesplitter]] [[User talk:Polite Timesplitter|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Let's move on to some other area of sodomy!&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 10:31, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::LOL, a Young Man Christian Association - that's just Ken isn't it? And &amp;quot;I have been thinking of working out twice in a day&amp;quot; - priceless, classic Ken never to be fulfilled. Ken darling, please upload pictures when your abs are ripped (to sheds). {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 10:40, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Abs ripped to sheds? Some men have washboard abs, Ken has clapboard siding abs. Also, wasn't Young Man the name of the guy The Village People were singing about? They probably named the institution after him. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 11:04, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::[http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-22457765 This is probably what Ken will look like after he loses some weight.] {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 11:53, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::: GAH! Not safe for anyone who wants to sleep ever again. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 12:20, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::In that original link, why is Ken in the second paragraph referring to himself in the second person?  He is just nuts or does he honestly believe people will think he quoted someone else despite the person being quoted is obviously him?  Of all of this, that is the only noteworthy part.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 12:54, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::The same reason he refers to himself as I/we/us --&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User:Mikal|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''Mikal''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;[[User_talk:Mikal|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#003399&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''lakiM''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt; 13:28, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::In a ridiculous charade to divert attention from the man behind the curtain, Ken has opened a Pandora's box of metaphors and tied himself in a Gordian knot of deceit that can only be cut through by a Sword of Damocles. {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 13:31, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Coolant is no longer conservative. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Aw, man.  August &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&amp;amp;diff=1051544&amp;amp;oldid=1051010 pointed out]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; that Andy's count was off, and there were more words listed than he thought.  As a result, the &amp;quot;perfect doubling&amp;quot; was all screwed up.  The natural conclusion is, of course, that some &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&amp;amp;diff=1051563&amp;amp;oldid=1051544 &amp;quot;recent&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; additions weren't high quality and so Andy did the intellectually honest thing: removed just enough words to almost finagle the perfect doubling and salvage his important &amp;quot;theory&amp;quot; (yeah, yeah, I know that these occasional announcements of a perfect doubling really provide no evidence for his theory, but Andy thinks otherwise).&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, as a result, we &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&amp;amp;diff=1051564&amp;amp;oldid=1051030 lose]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; one of the all-time great conservative words: &amp;quot;Coolant&amp;quot;.  This word has been reliably conservative since &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&amp;amp;diff=801887&amp;amp;oldid=801500 August, 2010]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; -- added by Andy himself!&lt;br /&gt;
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Say, does this mean that all those previously announced perfect doublings were imperfect and hence don't count as &amp;quot;evidence&amp;quot;? [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 14:20, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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: Oh, JPatt lost his &amp;quot;recent&amp;quot; contribution of &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&amp;amp;diff=861142&amp;amp;oldid=859866 &amp;quot;Den Mother&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; (April 2011), too. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 14:27, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: I wonder if he's even fooling himself with his &amp;quot;perfect doubling&amp;quot; spiel these days. At this point, even he must realise he's cherrypicking. I think we've witnessed another example of Andy is never wrong. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 14:53, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::It's my favorite of Andy's pet &amp;quot;theories&amp;quot; because it is so utterly blatantly obvious, to anyone, that he is overtly manipulating the data to produce the result that he wants.  He basically breaks all the rules of good science in an attempt to prove his assertion.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 15:01, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::And AugustO &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1051563 spanks]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; andy by pointing out that he himself had added coolant and that means that everything since was, to say the least, slightly dubious.  I like AugustO, I really don't think he's a parodist but he is so rigorous in his humilitation of andy that I can only applaud his every contribution.  [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 15:04, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I like AugustO because he is the only decent, intelligent, well-meaning conservative on that entire site.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 15:09, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::I think you mean ''I like AugustO because he is the only decent, intelligent, well-meaning '''human being''' on that entire site.'' But don't let me put words in your mouth. [[User:Ochotonaprinceps|Ochotona princeps]][[User_talk:Ochotonaprinceps|&amp;lt;sup style=&amp;quot;color:#0066DD; font-size: 0.7em; font-style: oblique&amp;quot;&amp;gt;not a pokémon&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 15:17, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::By this point, everyone at CP must be a reject from Wikipedia, or a parodist (who may or may not also be a reject from Wikipedia). What's AugustO's deal that he's at CP at all? Is he a religious fanatic who's at least self-aware? --[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 15:46, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: BMcP, not only does he break all the rules, but the doubling effect that he works so hard to attain is completely irrelevant to whether the growth is actually exponential!  Even assuming, of course, that there was a clear definition of &amp;quot;exponential&amp;quot;, this sort of observed pattern would be somewhat relevant if the words chosen were truly randomly selected -- but even then, of course, no one would expect an exact doubling.  The whole thing is not only dishonest, it's just plumb stupid.&lt;br /&gt;
:::: Which is why this is one of my favorite pages on CP. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 15:40, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Even worse, Andy is the sole arbitrator of what words are accepted or rejected; there is no way this whole thing can't be seen by people other than the product of ego.--[[User:BMcP|BMcP]] - Just an astronomy guy 15:56, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
How did I miss this?  Some time ago, in &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=1032326 defending]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; the word &amp;quot;galvanize&amp;quot; as properly conservative, he wrote, &amp;quot;Though not strongly conservative, 'galvanize' has usage with respect to the grassroots, as in 'galvanize the grassroots.'&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Galvanize the grassroots?&amp;quot;  He is just as good at metaphores as Ken.  I like the idea of goldplating the roots using electricity, in any case.  You could make jewelry. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 16:54, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I am not sure what Ken is trying to achieve here.  He basically says Rationalwiki is struggling because we are just too atheist and nerdy, and &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/05/atheist-wiki-hit-socially-challenged.html then posts a graph where our site's traffic is shown to be on a long term upward swing over the last two years]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;. Worse, looking at Ken's second favorite site, we have the following:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Creation.com (CMI) Alexa Traffic Rank: 68,730 United States Traffic Rank in US: 22,752 &lt;br /&gt;
* Conservapedia - Alexa Traffic Rank: 69,714 Traffic Rank in US: 19,144 &lt;br /&gt;
* Ken's QE Blog - Alexa Traffic Rank: 3,418,874 United States Traffic Rank in US: 494,937&lt;br /&gt;
Yeeeeah, and we suck. {{unsig|BMcP}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:Didn't Ken think high ranks were better than low ranks?  Or did I dream that? [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 15:45, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: No, you didn't dream it. But he did memory hole that shit at speed when we laughed at him. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 15:48, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Amazing but true: the top hit for 'colonic' on Google USA is indeed our very own rationalwiki. Ken has made an accurate statement!!! &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 16:32, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: We're only the second hit for me, but I'm in the Boston area and the top hit is for an alternative healthcare office around here. [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 16:34, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Does this mean we need to do an improvement drive on the [[colonic]] article? [[User:Tmtoulouse|Tmtoulouse]] ([[User talk:Tmtoulouse|talk]]) 16:54, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:What we need to do is show him we really are bigger ass-men and take over Google rankings for [http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexuality_and_Anal_Cancer Homosexuality and Anal Cancer], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome Gay Bowl Syndrome], [http://www.conservapedia.com/Fecal_incontinence Fecal Incontinence], and [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome#Proctitis_and_HIV_Infection_Further_Elaborated Proctitis]. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 18:35, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:We could always add a specific section on the dangers of electrolyte imbalance and one on coffee enemas.  Also, what's up with the section?--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 17:46, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Phiwum: Ken's statement, while true, is actually a bit weird. When I used google.co.uk, the top hits for 'colonic' were all for colonic irrigation services in towns around where I live (I had no idea that so many English colons needed irrigating). The weird thing is that searching on google.com also found a whole lot of colonic irrigators somewhere in the USA (I can't remember where exactly). To replicate Ken-boy's top hit, I first had to google for 'Google USA', then go to a mirror site for Google USA that doesn't seem to be specific to any particular locality in the USA, and search for 'colonic' there. Kenny must have been sitting in front of his computer for hours and hours and hours trying to find some - any! - vaguely indecent word which came top in some - any! - kind of Google search. I almost feel sorry for the little git. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red; font-family:serif;font-size:large&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Cardinal Fang|Cardinal Fang]] [[User talk:Cardinal Fang|(talk)]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 20:19, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1051636 No, really]. Well I suppose, like those two, his heroic exploits are completely fictional. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 20:44, 10 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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== Weird and epic battle going down... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Don't have time to get links, but DVergne and Jo-Mar are having an epic block battle. Weird. [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 16:35, 5 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Because of [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Muammar_al-Gaddafi&amp;amp;curid=54894&amp;amp;diff=1050804&amp;amp;oldid=1050799 his long standing love] of despots. What is with Joaquin? It seems like he never met a dictator he didn't like. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 16:57, 5 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I think that the religious right secretly love the shit out of dictators and any criticism is just envy. --[[User:Sasayaki|Sasayaki]] ([[User talk:Sasayaki|talk]]) 17:20, 5 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::The &amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/Category:Lunatics Lunatics Category]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; is a rather entertaining read. And those two are merrily filling up the Recent Changes with their block/unblock antics... --[[User:Sid|Sid]] ([[User talk:Sid|talk]]) 17:46, 5 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::&amp;quot;I think that the religious right secretly love the shit out of dictators and any criticism is just envy.&amp;quot; Only if they're [[Richard Nixon|our bastards]]. [[User:Nebuchadnezzar|Nebuchadnezzar]] ([[User talk:Nebuchadnezzar|talk]]) 20:47, 5 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::JoMar loves dictators because he has an anti-imperialist mentality, and sees criticism of figures such as Gadafi as propaganda by colonialist powers.  Remember, he's not your run-of-the-mill US jingo fundie conservative.  He's from Mexico.  Schools of thought (although in this particular case, the words school and thought have very little meaning) are different in different countries.--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 21:49, 5 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I'm from Mexico, and I assure you, JoMar's love for dictators make him a fundie here also.[[User:Danoso|Danoso]] ([[User talk:Danoso|talk]]) 23:03, 5 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::JoMar already loves the ultimate dictator, God. {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 07:58, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
And Andy has stripped DVergne of his block rights &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;forever&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;quot;pending review.&amp;quot; [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 20:50, 5 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: I love Andy's reviews. I wonder how the inquiry in to Jinx's misconduct is going? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 21:12, 5 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: And now he blocks him for an infinite period again, nice work Jo-Mar, the Mexican justice system is alive and well on CP. Wonder whether someone like brenden or AlanE will try and unblock him [[User:Ghost|Ghost]] ([[User talk:Ghost|talk]]) 22:26, 5 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::The review is complete and the verdict delivered.  In some ways it is surprising this didn't happen months ago, when we were all calling him a parodist.  Still, sad to see another one fall.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 22:39, 5 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
This is my favorite CP-sysop behavior, though usually it's Kajagoogoo who does it:&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Red_state&amp;amp;curid=7516&amp;amp;diff=1050880&amp;amp;oldid=1048904 salting the earth]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt; by reverting the now-non-person's edits, even if that means re-inserting grammatical errors. [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 23:06, 5 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Dvergne - you can take off the mask and tell us about your experience now. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 23:50, 5 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Yes, there is no point in holding back now.  You have no chance of being reinstated so you may as well reveal yourself.  [[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 00:28, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I'm actually surprised we haven't heard from Dvergne sooner. Whoever it is, they seem to have gotten bored with the mask quite a while ago. Come forward and accept your prize. It's an MTV Video Music Award. I stole it from Jamiroquai, because fuck those guys.[[User:Hiphopopotamus|Hiphopopotamus]] ([[User talk:Hiphopopotamus|talk]]) 03:42, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::He did appear to lose interest recently.  For a while there he was the most insufferable suckup to Andy and an extremely overzealous blocker who enjoyed causing trouble with the lesser lights.  About a month or so ago he started picking subtle fights with the admins and from the point he had not long to live.  --[[User:Damo|Damo]][[User_Talk:Damo|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Hi&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 04:36, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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=== A Liar Emerges ===&lt;br /&gt;
::::: I/we was/is Dvergne, although seeing as I/we still have a number of other socks with a range of different user rights that I/we can use to cause a bit more uproar on CP (See Ken, speaking like that really does make you sound like a cunt, also hot tip, even though you are paying for some of the hosting fees). I/we have a number of other juicy morsels of information that I/we will slowly be releasing over the course of time. (Oh and a little note to Jo-Mar, fuck you, I hope you enjoy my little present :) I/we know you like it, but don't tell Ken lol cum suck me bro) [[User:Ghost|Ghost]] ([[User talk:Ghost|talk]]) 07:30, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::: End game was going to block every IP for inf, but couldn't get the bot fully working. [[User:Ghost|Ghost]] ([[User talk:Ghost|talk]]) 07:33, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::: Sysop me now biatches. [[User:Ghost|Ghost]] ([[User talk:Ghost|talk]])&lt;br /&gt;
::::::: Yeah... that last bit about unleashing a bot to block every IP is definitely a few steps beyond too far. I can only speak for myself, but CP should flail, fail, and fall due to its own foolishness, not because of deliberate acts of sabotage. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 08:48, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::: Let me clarify myself, I was going to start off with countries like China, Vietnam, Korea, Japan and Central Europe and work my up to the more 'highly valued' countries. Of course there would have been a bit of collateral damage to proxies though. CP is going to get a flood of spammers soon once all my rangeblocks wear off again. Oh and yes we are actually a group of people, a few have left their separate ways to continue their own paths (2 still have block, edit, skipcatcha, ect rights and will most likely be coming to their end games soon as well). I have quite a few interesting tidbits from some personal communication with various members that I will be releasing over the next few months, once/if my other mates decided to end their game as well as wouldn't want lessen the blow. [[User:Ghost|Ghost]] ([[User talk:Ghost|talk]]) 12:01, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::... cool?--&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[User:Mikal|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''Mikal''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;[[User_talk:Mikal|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#003399&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''lakiM''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt; 12:16, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::That's actually fairly cool. I salute thee. It'd be interesting to see the world blocked, not sure how Andy would handle having the USA blocked though, with a tiny pinhole for him to edit. Also, LOL at Ken trying to get laid. --[[User:Sasayaki|Sasayaki]] ([[User talk:Sasayaki|talk]]) 12:21, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::: My aim re the blocks was the basically wipe out large chunks of China with some added Canada and California thrown in to see what would happen. Which would have most likely been me getting banned, but Andy, the lazy fuck that he is not doing anything. Phase 2 would have been somewhere like Afria, Isreal, Middle East + Florida and NY/NJ. &lt;br /&gt;
===This needs to stop, and now===&lt;br /&gt;
Ghost, please stop using our website to discuss the personal lives of real people who have nothing to do with us, or with the topic of this page. Also, while individual editors may be interested in or even encouraging of your vandalism, as an institution, RW does not condone such activities. Take it somewhere else. [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 12:46, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Redacted some things. And yet you hold Icewedge + Ames in high regard ?&lt;br /&gt;
::Do I? [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 12:53, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Some here do. RW is essentially a Vandal site, wikipedia says so, so it must be true lol. [[User:Ghost|Ghost]] ([[User talk:Ghost|talk]]) 12:56, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: You guys really are gullible, I am not Dvernge and have just made all the above up. Goes to show that if one wants to believe something then they will. Good little lesson for you all, demand proof and don't assume anything. [[User:Ghost|Ghost]] ([[User talk:Ghost|talk]]) 14:03, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: Then again msybe I/me am Dvergne and my most recent comment was bullshit lol ole ole ole ! [[User:Ghost|Ghost]] ([[User talk:Ghost|talk]]) 14:36, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::: So you both claimed to be a douchebag and you are a douchebag. Nice. You can fuck off now. --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 15:14, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Conservative- my user page.png|thumb|left|300px|One douchebag to rule them all. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 15:20, 6 May 2013 (UTC)]] [[File:I'm-also-Dvergne.png|thumb|300px|center|I'm totally also Dvergne and Karajou. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 15:40, 6 May 2013 (UTC)]] {{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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: I read this thread 3 times, and still cant figure out what the fuck is going on. Can someone give me the short version of it? [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  18:14, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Ghost posted a bunch of probably-made-up-but-still-totally-inappropriate things about somebody's daughter (which he has since redacted, thus the tread doesn't really make sense...). [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 18:20, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Ok... but what does that have to do with Ken being a belieber? [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  18:31, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Nothing. I used the developer console in Chrome to edit HTML on Ken's page in my browser (not on CP, Karajou) to make it appear as it he likes some gay bars and has Bieberfever. It's easy as pie. I'm hope Karajou was on the phone to the FBI within minutes and that Ken frantically changed his password to something a public school educated evolutionist couldn't figure out. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 19:02, 6 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
The password is wanker, try it out - ghost of dvergne&lt;br /&gt;
: Confirmed. [[User:Hipocrite|Hipocrite]] ([[User talk:Hipocrite|talk]])  12:00, 7 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Suggest you look at some chemical articles, lots of lulz in them :) - Ricky Smartin&lt;br /&gt;
:::Problem with that is you can't tell parody from honest conservative &amp;quot;expertise.&amp;quot;  Like where Andy himself teaches us that [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Inorganic_chemistry&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=344437 physical chemistry is the opposite of organic chemistry]. [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 16:20, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: There is some nice references to Karajou in one of the elements :) Tubbytelly&lt;br /&gt;
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== How will it all end? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Its been a good 7 or so years since Conservapedia was created, and since then it has lost the homeschool kids who were once it's foundation, lost all competent members once the owner's authoritarian insanity became apparent, lost all media interest after the lulz of a fundie wiki wore off, and lost all possibility of growth and reform once the junta of Andy, Kara, Jpatt, Hurlbut, Poor, and Ken became apparent in it's intolerance for anyone muscling in on their &amp;quot;turf&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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Hell, at the moment Conservapedia ranks behind metapedia in terms of global alexa rankings, and when a neo-nazi wiki is outperforming you by a fairly wide margin, you know you are in serious trouble, especially if you advertise yourself as one of THE premier wikis that is having a massive effect on american and global socity, politics, and culture.&lt;br /&gt;
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What I am curious of however is how it, and by extension all of it's parasitical spin offs (question evolution and CNAV) will eventually end. Personally I doubt it will last for another 7 years, or even another 5. Maybe should a republican win in 2016 they might get a second wind of sorts, but even then I dont see them surviving past the turn of the decade. &lt;br /&gt;
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But will it end with a proverbial &amp;quot;bang&amp;quot; with Andy and co deciding to end it with as much drama and pomposity as possible? (fr example, in the case of another Democrat win in 2016 they react by proclaiming they will start some IRL protest movement that never materialises and use this as an excuse to end the website), or will it literally go on until andy permanently runs out of bandwidth allowance, or the &amp;quot;big name&amp;quot; members simply get to the age where they are incapable of performing their sysop duties?&lt;br /&gt;
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(TLDR how do you think CP gonna die?) [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  17:38, 7 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Not with a bang but a whimper. CP's demise has been predicted for years, yet it still keeps limping on. That will remain the case for as long as Andy doesn't have anything better to do with his free time. [[User:Vulpius|Vulpius]] ([[User talk:Vulpius|talk]]) 17:50, 7 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: I dunno, hes getting old himself, and I cant imagine being in a state of insane paranoia and hatred is comfortable, even when you are sitting pretty on family money in the lap of luxary while doing it. Unless he is as much a lunatic as Ken I think he may call some excuse in the near future to claim either &amp;quot;Mission accomplished&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;We have done all we can online, time to take our cause IRL&amp;quot;, especially if his &amp;quot;arch nemesis&amp;quot; is stepping down in 3 years (Hell, I wouldnt put it past him when Obama steps down to declare that it was only due to conservapedia that he didnt run fr a third term) and after that, unless another old associate of Andy's replaces him I dont see him being able to muster up enough fury to keep slogging on. [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  18:29, 7 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Three words: President Hilary Clinton. [[User:PowderSmokeAndLeather|Let my inspiration flow/]][[User talk:PowderSmokeAndLeather|In token lines suggesting rhythm.]] 18:33, 7 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: aSoK still limps on with just one editor. I easily see it devolving to just Andy and the spammers. They've lost JPratt so far this year, and I can't see Karajou sticking it out much longer. Other than Ed's drive by idiocy, that's pretty much the last of the loyal cadre. I wonder if Andy'll still plod on with his pet articles once there's no real people left? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 18:39, 7 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::How will it end? Shit, I already thought it was over. It's just Andy, spam bots, and a handful of hecklers over there. Almost no new content is being generated, and most of that is by parodists trying to maintain their 90/10 stats. --[[User:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] ([[User talk:Inquisitor|talk]]) 18:57, 7 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::I didn't realize Johnny Sedition has been largely absent for a few months. Too early to call him gone yet, though. Speaking of which, where's LArron with his active users update? Haven't had one ins months. [[User:DickTurpis|DickTurpis]] ([[User talk:DickTurpis|talk]]) 18:59, 7 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::I set up my sock over there a few years ago but to be honest I simply couldn't drag myself down to the level of idiocy required to fit in.  I generally restrict myself to reverting the more moronic vandalism on the occasional time I can be bothered to actually log in.  Thing is, I GENUINELY am unable to make myself think in the way that andy does.  I am completely unable to see the world through the eyes of chucky and swabbie.  Kenny I can handle, he is just a slightly ill person and goat knows I've known enough of them in my life I can handle them.  Fuck, I can even understand where the bitch thatcher came from in her politics much as I hated her.  But the utter insanity of the right wing in America is beyond me.  [[User:Oldusgitus|Oldusgitus]] ([[User talk:Oldusgitus|talk]]) 20:05, 7 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::The money won't dry up any time soon. He's already predicted that activity on his wiki would dry up and that it would prove CP right. Andy is basically a raconteur. Lenski was a win. He went on the Colbert Report, for chrissakes. He will find a way to &amp;quot;lash out&amp;quot; when he feels the need. [[User:Occasionaluse|Occasionaluse]] ([[User talk:Occasionaluse|talk]]) 21:06, 7 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::It's purely on the whims of Andy. If he finally gets bored and wants to stop, it'll die. If not, it'll continue. Even if Terry, Ken, and Karajou quit (which, at least in the former two cases, is unlikely to happen anytime soon), Andy will still plug away like he has been. I'm honestly pretty surprised it hasn't happened yet. As mentioned at the top, the homeschoolers are all gone, so I'm not sure why he feels the need to keep at it. I'm guessing he just doesn't have anything better to do with his time? [[User:CowHammer |Cow...]][[User Talk:CowHammer |Hammer]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[[Special:Contributions/CowHammer|time!]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 22:02, 7 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::::It'll probably happen after 2016 when Andy realizes he's the only one editting, and we're the only ones reading. RW will probably die shortly after.--[[User:Hamilton|Token Conservative]] ([[User talk:Hamilton|talk]]) 22:16, 7 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::::: Ending Conservapedia would be admitting defeat. Does anyone see Andy doing that? I say CP goes to the grave with Andy. Even if there's only spammers and Andy left he'll be saying that the site is growing. --[[User:Night Jaguar|Night Jaguar]] ([[User talk:Night Jaguar|talk]]) 00:14, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::::: Admit defeat? never. Declare &amp;quot;I WIN! MY WORK IS DONE NAO!!&amp;quot; and then claiming that conservapedia has fulflled it's mission thus closing it down? I think that may be how it ends. As much as we joke, Andy has an IRL life... sad and pathetic as it may be, and eventually push will come to shove and he may decide to ditch the wiki while concentrating on something else. [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]]  16:52, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Did he at least die painlessly? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;capture&amp;gt;[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1051130 To '''sheds''' you say]&amp;lt;/capture&amp;gt;.... How's his wife holding up? --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 06:10, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:The WIGO (about &amp;quot;metamorphosizing&amp;quot;) is so-so, but the article itself is a hoot.  Beyond sealing the image of dogs pupating and emerging from their chrysalides as dire wolves, we learn from Ken that, &amp;quot;This month I will be working out 6 days a week for most of the month.&amp;quot;  Buff Ken and dire wolf cocoons are two wonderful mental images on which to meditate,  don't you think?  Finally, we learn that he got one of his all-important communications from a lady (whom we are told Ken has made happy -- even prior to his Occupy Gym project) and that this came at &amp;quot;9am Greenwich Meantime.&amp;quot;  This is undoubtedly the origin of the phrase &amp;quot;in the meantime.&amp;quot; [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 06:21, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: I don't really want to think about buff Ken making any women happy. If I didn't know it was all made up, I'd be quite ill. (Also, what's his weird obsession with giving times in GMT? Do we need to teach him about UTC or something?) --{{User:JeevesMkII/sig/sig1}} 06:30, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::GMT is a conservative term, UTC is liberal. Surely you know that, Jeeves? As for &amp;quot;metamorphosizing&amp;quot;, I had to look twice at Ken's spelling; both on CP and QE! What alternative spellchecker is he using at the moment that let through?  His credentials as a tutor of English look even weaker. I also like his use of creationist numeracy:&lt;br /&gt;
::::The 4 keys to good dog/wolf predators are:&lt;br /&gt;
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:::::3/4.  Speed and weight of the predator &lt;br /&gt;
:::So &amp;quot;speed and weight&amp;quot; count as individual characteristics but &amp;quot;endurance and persistence &amp;quot; are magically combined. If there was any logical consistency to loony creationist thought that should either be 3 or 5 key features; never is it 4. But of course there is no logical consistency, so 4 is the correct number! {{User:Genghis Khant/sigpic|}} [[User:Genghis Khant|&amp;lt;font color=Blue&amp;gt;Генгис&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]{{User:Genghis Khant/sigtalk|}}[[File:silverbrain.png|Moderator|link=RationalWiki:Moderators|18px]] 09:23, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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One thing Ken seems to be forgetting while raving on about what perfect predators Dire Wolves are:&lt;br /&gt;
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They went extinct.--[[User:Fergus Mason|Fergus Mason &amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 11:44, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I've been looking for a shed lately, and I think next time I walk into one I'm going to ask: &amp;quot;Hmmm, how big do you think this evolutionist was before the creationist dog ripped him up?&amp;quot; I wonder if they'd give a discount just to make me buy it and leave. [[Image:AndyToad.gif|20px]]&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Comic Sans&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color = &amp;quot;Green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Norseman'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Norseman|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Cyser &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Melomel&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]] 11:45, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Of course, dire wolves went extinct, but not because they weren't effective predators.  They went extinct after the Great Flood.  Like lots of other animals.  All of which, the omniscient God told Noah to save from the flood, even though God must have known that many of those species would die out right after the flood, so why did they have to take up room on the ark to begin with?  [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 11:54, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::&amp;quot;You know nothing, Ken Snow...&amp;quot;--[[User:TheLateGatsby|TheLateGatsby]] ([[User talk:TheLateGatsby|The end of the dock ]]) 12:53, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::(EC)Ah, well you see, there was a terrible irony at work.  Having successfully survived the flood Noah et al decided to throw the biggest foam party the world has every seen.  Unfortunately it turned out that an awful lot of kinds were allergic to foam and copped it.  But good news - after the foam reached the top of the mountains and Noah was allegedly mistakenly about to shag a sheep, believing it to be his wife, or at least a human relative (sailors, I tell you, they'll shag anything!), God whisked the foam away in an even larger bukkake explosion than the one that created the asteroid belt and so created the Oort cloud.  It's obvious if you have an open mind.[[File:X-Wing-icon.png|link=User:Stunteddwarf|alt=Stunteddwarf]]  [[User_Talk:stunteddwarf|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;Jabba de Chops&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;]] 12:56, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: Fergus Mason, why have you not debated Vivayeshua or ShockofGod on the 15 questions of evolution yet ? Is it because you are afraid you will loose ? Us creationists love to hear the screems and wimpers of pathetic atheists Olë Olë Olë&lt;br /&gt;
:::::Seriously though, how does Ken keep himself from posting here? [[User:Occasionaluse|Occasionaluse]] ([[User talk:Occasionaluse|talk]]) 13:48, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::I also enjoy the glimpse into the fundie universe, where we learn &amp;quot;the dire wolf  [which lived until 10,000 years ago] died in the Flood -- see Permian extinction  [of 250 million years ago].&amp;quot;  96% of marine taxa went extinct at the end of the Permian, from drowning? &amp;quot;My God is a God of willful ignorance.&amp;quot; [[User:Whoover|Whoover]] ([[User talk:Whoover|talk]]) 13:50, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::: Geez, 96%?  That ark was a total failure, wasn't it? [[User:Phiwum|Phiwum]] ([[User talk:Phiwum|talk]]) 14:02, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::How does he keep himself from posting here?  Well, he doesn't post here because unlike at Conservapedia, he can't block/oversight when things don't go his way.  Not only that, but he'd also have to deal with a critical mass of people all too familiar with his bullshit.  He doesn't post here because his ego won't let him.--&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User talk:Brxbrx|&amp;quot;Shut up]], [[User:Brxbrx|Brx]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 14:24, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::You're fuckin' kidding, right? Err, I would never have been able to articulate the obvious so clearly. Kudos, dipshit. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[File:100x100 anarchy symbol.svg|12px|link=User_talk:Nutty Roux]] 18:26, 8 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::: reek...reek.... it rhymes with creationist-fucktard-freak. You have to know your name kenny boy [[User:Judge_Holden|Judge Holden]][[User_Talk:Judge_Holden|&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;The Judge Smiles&