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*I was impressed by the edit summary, which was apparently a chance to attack liberals that was passed up - until I saw the [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Scopes_trial&diff=189969&oldid=189919 actual edit]. | *I was impressed by the edit summary, which was apparently a chance to attack liberals that was passed up - until I saw the [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Scopes_trial&diff=189969&oldid=189919 actual edit]. | ||
*Sm355 is [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Sm355&curid=10244&diff=193825&oldid=45600 warned] that if he deletes the phrase "God's universe" from the physics article again he will be blocked. Crocoite decides that it's better to just ban him [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special:Recentchanges&from=20070609175700 3 minutes later] before he has the chance to do anything else. | *Sm355 is [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Sm355&curid=10244&diff=193825&oldid=45600 warned] that if he deletes the phrase "God's universe" from the physics article again he will be blocked. Crocoite decides that it's better to just ban him [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special:Recentchanges&from=20070609175700 3 minutes later] before he has the chance to do anything else. | ||
| − | * | + | *[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Terms_to_avoid&oldid=191728 Just one] of the currently more than "11,300 educational, clean, and concise entries". <s>Deleted by Bohdan, who had previously made one of the two edits to that page (by adding his own name after Ed started the page with "You MORON!").</s> Restored by TK, but it's now locked and redirecting to CP:Deletedpage. |
Revision as of 13:05, 10 June 2007
It occurs to me we need a page where we can put the funniest, most stunningly ignorant, or saddest edits we've seen on Conservapedia. --Gulik 05:27, 22 May 2007 (CDT)
- Ugh...This one is even more offensive than their usual fare. Way to show your knowledge of porn terms, Crocoite!
- An unaccustomed bit of honesty from TK
- Opposition to Israeli policies is so anti-semitism, so shaddap! And no fair citing Conservapedia!
- I am a sysop; therefore, I will redefine the spelling of "consevative"
- Ignorance (is bliss, and how to attain it)
- Poetry Criticism, Conservapedia style!
- Being sysop is hard work, right? Not according to Conservative!
- Watch out! You might be talking to an ETA member now!
- TK on accountability: "That, sir, is my agenda is; accountability and knowledge."
- TK on templates: "Ed told me to delete any templates I didn't know about, or became suspicious about....and I cerainly am with this one."
- "She's a witch! Burn her!"
- Words fail me.
- Final Exam on mr. Schlafly's Economics course. Recommended highlights are questions 5, 26, 27 and 30.
- Breast cancer is an important issue, but you can't see how to detect it.
- Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time
- Processed pork is evil I tell you. Evil!
- Apparently "talk pages do not constitute debate"
- Yes Ed, you may need a better title for that
- Final Exam Question of Doom - This one doesn't REALLY count since it's a full convo, but it has a few memorable moments, like this "HAAA HAAAA!" moment by Andy.
- Lenin invented time travel!
- Good Ed vs. Evil Ed - Round One, Fight!
- Jack Bauer shows us the way
- This whole conversation, especially the part between Andy and "John Smith", is a thing of beauty, especially after Andy's "if that is your real name" barb, given after John told him explicitly it wasn't. Good times!
- Disagreeing with the voices in RobS' head is now defined as "vandalism". Please update your dictionaries accordingly.
- Using Lenin's time travel device (see above), Andy and Karajou managed to ban a user before giving him his ban warning. I hope Andy won't mind if JohnSmith doesn't reply... (But remember: "Before I block anyone, I go to Andy and let him know what's going on first, giving him a chance to see for himself what has transpired.")
- As Conservapedia descends into surreality, TK of all people unveils an "ad hominem page" template (except it's ineptly done) all over Andy's talk page. Personally, I think they should just move it to the top and leave it there. TK copied that here then showed it to Andy to impress him with his new idea, kinda deceitful of him.[1][2]
- [3] Andy wants to make sure everyone knows how great Tim Willoughby is.
- Gaaaaah!
- Censorship and favouritism, two great tastes that taste great together!
- …
- Now Jimbo will need Conservapedia! Okay…
- Clearly, the less information on an encyclopedia, the better. To include more would be admitting the utility of vaccination.
- The average Conservapedian probably doesn't realize the irony of this Daily Historical Quote.
- I was impressed by the edit summary, which was apparently a chance to attack liberals that was passed up - until I saw the actual edit.
- Sm355 is warned that if he deletes the phrase "God's universe" from the physics article again he will be blocked. Crocoite decides that it's better to just ban him 3 minutes later before he has the chance to do anything else.
- Just one of the currently more than "11,300 educational, clean, and concise entries".
Deleted by Bohdan, who had previously made one of the two edits to that page (by adding his own name after Ed started the page with "You MORON!").Restored by TK, but it's now locked and redirecting to CP:Deletedpage.