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| | + | <vote poll=wigoX>Those wacky, insane Conservapedians buy a wacky, insane study by the wacky, insane Gallup and the wacky, insane Baylor University that lies about [http://www.conservapedia.com/Talk:Main_Page#Christian_beliefs_promote_rationalism wacky, insane conservative Christianity promoting rationalism]. Those wacky, insane clowns!</vote> |
| | <vote poll=wigo334>Someone lets Andy know [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:PNAS_Response_to_Letter&curid=73292&diff=520403&oldid=520312 he can admit he doesn't know what he is talking about and still be a big strong man]. DeanS [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:PNAS_Response_to_Letter&curid=73292&diff=520412&oldid=520403 moves quickly] to protect Andy from this vital piece of information. '''UPDATE:''' And [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Fred1776 that's that!]</vote> | | <vote poll=wigo334>Someone lets Andy know [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:PNAS_Response_to_Letter&curid=73292&diff=520403&oldid=520312 he can admit he doesn't know what he is talking about and still be a big strong man]. DeanS [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:PNAS_Response_to_Letter&curid=73292&diff=520412&oldid=520403 moves quickly] to protect Andy from this vital piece of information. '''UPDATE:''' And [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Fred1776 that's that!]</vote> |
| | <vote poll=wigo333>[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:PNAS_Response_to_Letter&curid=73292&diff=518835&oldid=518830 Outside statistical opinions welcome], says Andy. KennyMac [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:PNAS_Response_to_Letter&diff=519496&oldid=519155 makes the single best contribution to the PNAS debate] with a concise explanation and [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:PNAS_Response_to_Letter&diff=prev&oldid=520261 further commentary]. Crocoshite says, [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:PNAS_Response_to_Letter&diff=next&oldid=520261 "we don't want] [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&user=DeanS&page=User%3AKennyMac your sort around here] - we like teh stupid". '''Update''': Croco goes [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&user=DeanS&page= rampaging].</vote> | | <vote poll=wigo333>[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:PNAS_Response_to_Letter&curid=73292&diff=518835&oldid=518830 Outside statistical opinions welcome], says Andy. KennyMac [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:PNAS_Response_to_Letter&diff=519496&oldid=519155 makes the single best contribution to the PNAS debate] with a concise explanation and [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:PNAS_Response_to_Letter&diff=prev&oldid=520261 further commentary]. Crocoshite says, [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:PNAS_Response_to_Letter&diff=next&oldid=520261 "we don't want] [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&user=DeanS&page=User%3AKennyMac your sort around here] - we like teh stupid". '''Update''': Croco goes [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&user=DeanS&page= rampaging].</vote> |
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   | -5 | Wall street should read conservapedia, and the crisis of confidence will be over. |
   | 18 | The master is always eager to fill young minds with his own raving delusions (see answer #7). |
   | 42 | LearnTogether: There's no proof that Palin was behind Wasilla victims paying for their own rape-test kits. DinsdaleP: Umm, what about this? (snip) LearnTogether: As I said, there's no proof... |
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   | 14 | The economy is in tatters, the elections are getting nasty, the Taliban are resurgent but, more importantly, are our schools celebrating constitution day? |
   | 31 | Our challenge - to find a statistician Andy will accept to review his half-arsed schoolboy doodlings. |
   | 13 | Given a choice between a highly qualified and published professor and Creationwiki, just guess which one PJR sees as a more reliable source. |
   | -11 | Sorry Horace looks like 42 was not the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything when you are in CP version of it. |
   | 9 | Well, at least the threat is substantive... |
   | 9 | Cut-&-paste wonderboy Chippeterson is perplexed by another user's grammar correction to his Castle, and goes crying to teacher. (Specifically, his complaint is about "making minor edits to user pages with out [sic] there [sic] permission".) He also becomes confused about his own identity. |
   | -5 | This will not be confusing at all, ever. |
   | 25 | There is always trouble brewing in Andyland: PJR lays a little more smack down on the Almighty. |
   | 4 | Great, what a thing to be pleased about, more Viagra spam |
   | 29 | A day in the life of The Chipster: copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste...UPDATE:...copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste... |
   | 10 | Only comments by someone who uses their real name are considered to be substantive. All seems well in Andy-Land. UPDATE And now we come full circle. |
   | 5 | Karajou thoughtfully lays out the rules governing country articles: RULE 1: They are most likely cut and paste hatchet jobs from public-domain websites. RULE 2: We are too lazy to clean up this mess, so we expect you to do for us. Just remember to "provide relevent, facual info". |
   | 43 | Andy tells Userafw that he is suffering bi-polar disorder because he is not praying loudly enough. Remember that Jesus said, When thou prayest, enter not into thy closet, but love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that thou mayest be seen of men. (Asch. 6:5) |
   | 34 | Bugler sends himself an email, prompting Andy to unzip.UPDATE PJR isn't going to play. UPDATE 2 Lalalala I can't hear you... |
   | 15 | Cripes, get a room, you two! (Reference links to put this make-out session into perspective: Croco doesn't allow discussion before a news item is posted, and Dirk (who apparently was a conservative) went back to Wikipedia.) UPDATE: And he's blocked. |
   | 8 | Conservative gets a sudden bout of near-sanity, but thankfully it passes quickly. PS, hey, Kendoll, you idiot, your images and headers aren't "playing well together" - do you ever check to see what your crappy edits looks like in a "browser"? |
   | 20 | When ordinary CP homophobia just doesn't go far enough, it's time for edit summaries like this UPDATE: NathanG smacks him down with sanity. |
   | 78 | Tired of watching a pic of Darwin in the Theory of Evolution article? Finally Conservative provided a better image and caption. UPDATE: Surely, such a pretty new picture deserves a spot on the Main Page. |
   | -13 | Has the LHC created a wormhole that has taken us to a parallel universe, or has Conservapedia actually fixed its Obama article? |
   | 5 | Conservapedian mercy? Not if you're a money-lending Jew. UPDATE: Bugler reads WIGO. |
   | 17 | What the f...? Who's a naughty boy then? |
   | 3 | Can there be any clearer proof that Bugler is a parodist than this? |
   | -7 | How about the week after NEVER! |
   | 5 | Another great encyclopedic entry |
   | -2 | Wow! Mercy on CP? What's next "Love a Liberal Day?" |
   | 2 | Welcome back, HelpJazz! Here, have some paranoia to make you feel right at home. Update Apparently we are humourless. |
   | 3 | And this is from the guy who brags about his history class. God help the child. |
   | 10 | Ever get the impression that there is something wrong with Andy? Specifically, his mental health, which seems to be spending less time with him. |
   | 8 | Yeah, go find a real blog, ya hippie, and not one that pretends to be a wiki! Wait, that came out wrong. UPDATE: Apparently not a real encyclopedia either! |
   | 11 | Andy's template for responding to people who annoy him: A noun, a verb, and a new article-worthy insult. UPDATE: Make that a noun, a verb, a new article-worthy insult, and a rearguard block. |
   | 1 | Uh, Ken? Leaving aside how childish this makes you look, the fact is puffer fish, even ones of questionable copyright, can't sing. |
   | 28 | Andy delves into the conservative world of dieting. Coming soon: CP Pilates, and an Andy Exercise Video, "You can lose 20 pounds while sitting at your computer all day making up shit!" |
   | 9 | Dunno how to tell you this, hon, but Andy and crew would rather turn kids into the former. Probably women too, if they can manage. |
   | -1 | As much as we'd hoped otherwise, PJR comes out and shows he is indeed a card-carrying member of the Goon Squad |
   | 20 | Margery Campbell, who once begged to be removed, as she couldn't disobey her husband, clearly decides Andy isn't much of a man, and gets mean. UPDATE Her son apologises for his comments. |
   | 8 | Andy must be referring to a different Pinochet from that the rest of the world knows. Maybe Bob Mugabe is next on his "in" list |
   | 11 | Family-friendly, indeed. Oh, and Conservative wants something different than English on CP? Har! |
   | 0 | Calling "an institution of a democratic state" fascist is namecalling, except when someone we like does it. Then it's "factually correct and therefore okay". |
   | 17 | Who knows what caused this hostility? Not even Kettle knows, but he calls his bluff (Bureaucrats can change user rights). Don't mess with Future Son-In-Law™, Petty-Officer Seaman Karajou! |
   | 10 | In a shining example of how the CP Admin Complaints Desk works, a complainant is told by Bugler to drop it... no doubt teh 'or else' is yet to come. |
   | 11 | If there's anything that gets admins excited enough to lure them back, it's teh banhammer. Karajou returns. |
   | 12 | Bungler can't make up his mind, but settles on ignoring his own name. Ronde V sounds real enough next to Bungle R... Update:MOAR! Goggle S, nice name! |
   | 3 | Noted masochist sysop editor peon HelpJazz, haz returned! Or his account haz been hacked |
   | 21 | Add multiplication to the ever-growing list of things Ed Poor doesn't understand. Also, fuck you if you're new to multiplication! |
   | 12 | Andy has just had enough of unruly homeschoolers. |
   | 15 | Andy: it is not Palin's conservative values that are to blame for her daughter's pregnancy, it is the indoctrination by her public school. The same schools that people like Palin and Andy would rather not allow to teach birth control. Never mind that Paris Hilton, America's favorite spoiled rich & sexually promiscuous socialite, went to private school |
   | 19 | Andy spins improves the entry on Sarah Palin by pointing out that her critics are liberals. Who'd have guessed the Republican State House Speaker and her Republican campaign coordinator in Ketchikan were liberals? [1] |
   | 15 | Looks like "Rebuplican" [sic] Ed's been hitting the booze. "Cleraly" [sic] we should not "TOLERATE this knuckleheads" [sic]. |
   | 16 | Act III, wherein hilarity ensues as detective Bohdan gathers all suspects into the state room and pulls an accusation directly out of his ass. He is then schooled in the fine art of logic by..... Phillip Rayment the 1st?. |
   | -6 | In a true moment of WTF, Deborah (once again?) dominates the Recent Changes: 49 out of 50 changes are hers. |
   | 9 | Professional sycophant Bugly proposes teh "Conservapedia Day", and Andy loves it. (PS, it was Nov. 21, 2006) |
   | 9 | Evangelical or not, Andy reaches a new ironymeter high. |
   | 14 | Conservative Timing: Just in time for the KAL 007 anniversary (between Aug 31 and Sep 1), the KAL 007 article is not the Featured Article anymore. |
   | 5 | Constructive criticism and cooperation on CP: "All the points not written by me are crap." Update: Most non-Andy points are quickly removed without further discussion. |
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