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August 2012

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148Andy kills two birds with one stoneimg. Apparently, the Sun being rounder than previously thought counts both as a counterexample to relativityimg (because he says so) and an example of Biblical Scientific Foreknowledgeimg (yes, he is actually giving credit to the Bible for describing the Sun as round).
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177Andy: Nations that adopted same sex marriage before 2008 won less Olympic medals than they did in the previous gamesimg.

User: Actually, looking at the six countries that meet the qualifications, the number of medals won went up slightly.img

Andy: Yeah, but if you arbitrarily remove the Netherlands and South Africa my conclusion holds.img
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121 You heard the rumblings of it before, and you wanted to learn more...and now Andy obliges! Move over, ESPN, ace sportcaster Andy is here to tell us what sports are and are not "Joke Sports"img. Bonus points if you can spot the blatant sexism.
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120Hell freezes over.
Andy: "You're right, and you make the point well... Britain has done remarkably well in the past week, and some of its gold medals (e.g., Andy Murray in tennis) were nothing short of spectacular. Conservatives accept the real facts, even when (in this case) it is contrary to American bravado."img
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63The important part about flinging a car full of science 350 million miles across space is that it, and the scientists who made it have a capital-c Creatorimg.
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74 User: Clint Eastwood is a Republicanimg

Andy: Yeah, but he's not a Conservative Republican.img

Ken: QUESTION EVOLUTION!img (Obviously oversighted quickly, but not quick enough)
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103In Schlafly's mind: Michael Phelps is overpromoted and only wins obscure eventsimg.
In the real world: Michael Phelps is the most successful-ever Olympic sportsman, hugely admired by his fellow competitors and a role model for thousands of young athletes. Update: Irony, thy name is Schlafly!img
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124Andy, July 25th: Athlete sent home from politically correct Olympics for racist tweets? BOOOOO! Luckily the USA has freedom of speech!"img
Karajou, Aug 3rd: "Man gets fired for ranting against Chick-fil-A. OUTSTANDING!!"img
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75No one mentions that Missy Franklin goes to a Catholic high school; it must be a liberal conspiracyimg, according to Andy.

July 2012

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86Jzyehoshua: "You know Karajou, I'm having a hard time figuring out why you block everybody."img

Karajou: "Fuckimg off, kid!"img
Jzyehoshua: Ok, then explain this, asshole.img

Karajou: "DIE! DIE! DIE!"img
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155Who carved out the Easter Island statues? God did it, as a joke! Of course!img
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61Hooray! A vital international arms trade treaty meant to limit small arms violence across the globe has been scuttled! Now, nothing can stop terrorists and local warlords from defending themselves against civilians!imgimg Fuck you, Terry. You're a piece of shit.
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87The home of the "affirmative action president" is outraged that an athlete should be kicked out of the Olympics for "twittering" racist comments.img
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127Andy proves Conservapedia is not part of the hearsay society by putting the following quote by a classmate of James Holmes in big letters on the CP main page:

"James was obsessed with computer games and was always playing role-playing games. I can’t remember which one but it was something like World of Warcraft ...."img

Such damning evidence! Might as well treat as a factimg .
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97Tinfoil hat time with TerryH: "Was mass murderer James Eakin Holmes groomed to do the Midnight Movie Massacre?"img Meanwhile, Andy blames videogames and uses 'Lamestream Media' unironicallyimg.
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170Andy sinks to a new low and shamelessly uses the death of a six-year-old girl to take a swipe at liberals.img
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112It turns out that the Colorado shooter wasn't an atheist but actually "heavily involved in his local Presbyterian church." Oops! But don't worry, they'll still find a way to blame liberals!img
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23Welcome to Conswervapedia! Robotic members ONLY Please!img Naturally, this doesn't apply to Andy and the usual gang of idiotssysops.
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134Andy responds to Aurora killings by honoring Norwegian murderer Anders Breivikimg, the only person to call his victims' summer experience "indoctrination camp."
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86User: Sir, why do you say off-the-wall shit?img Andy: The First Amendment protects the right to pervert the truth.img
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73AugustO's epiphany: senior admin doesn't imply adultimg. Jpatt: Indeedimg Ed Poor: there is no censorship at Conservapedia, but I remove things which I don't like...img
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97Andy (actual quote): "Claptrap is often used in the phrase "liberal claptrap," which describes how a liberal statement is often lacking in substance and sincerity."img (Like E=mc²img.)
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37Make like Two Meters and "be serious when you joke."img
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60Karajou shares his constitutional wisdom: The First Amendment protects the right to crash private events.img
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189We knew Ed Poor would come back with a vengeance after all the Netherlands stuff from AugustO a week ago. Here he is! [1]img [2]img [3]img [4]img [5]img [6]img [7]img [8]img [9]img [10]img [11]img [12]img [13]img Update Ed is reallyimg, reallyimg upsetimg with AugustOimg Update Ed is back and Ed is FUCKING FURIOUS. Reverting everything AugustO touches followed by a 3 day ban plus a snarky messageimg then Ed, Big Man! Poor deletes August's userpage.img An epic fit of impotent rage. Next: August is stripped of blocking rightsimg
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-2Another telling moment for user Conservative: Creating an entry about Ed Brayton just to callimg him fat!
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136AugustO: If 'Fourth of July' is an example of secularized language why then did the prophet Ronald Reagan, peace be upon him, use it?img
Andy: Maybe he wouldn't have if Conservapedia's entry existed back then!img
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180Nope, Andy cannot even announce the discovery of a new particle without bringing up materialism or complaining about alleged academic censorshipimg.
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82Joaquín Martínez: "Happy 4th of July!"img
Andy: "Those with an anti-Christian and anti-American agenda, such as liberals, homosexuals, atheists, evolutionists and leftists, have attempted to remove the Christian origins of our languageimg by replacing common phrases such as 'Independence Day' with secularized versionsimg such as '4th of July'! Errr... I mean... thanks,img JM!"
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69Andy: "Joke sports allow underachieving nationsimg to pad their medal totals."
User: "You do realize that the USA won quite a few medalsimg for joke sports, right? So either the USA is an underachieving nation or-"
Andy: "Yep."img
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88Andy: "The lamestream media demand to know why their overrated favorite, David Beckham, was not picked to be on the British Olympic soccer team."img Reality: "Pearce has named his 18-man squad, leaving out Beckham as expected."
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206Ah, the Olympics! The place where the best athletes in the world get to strut their stuff every 4 years. And another chance for Andy to bitch about same-sex marriage, feminism and atheism.img


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