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Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?
Revision as of 06:07, 11 March 2012 by Doggedpersistence
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|40||Andy finally goes all in, and declares Mitt Romney to be a RINOimg.|
|160||Andy (on why God has a sense of humor): "atheistic political figures are known for their lack of a sense of humor, such as Attila the Hun, which suggests that the opposite of God is a lack of sense of humor."img (Andy should hope that God has a very good sense of humor.)|
|132||Andy unwittingly citesimg a gay newspaper. UPDATE: Ooops...let's change that.img|
|74||It's official. The Republican National Committee is too liberal for Andy.img|
|28||Andy: Obama loses Dem primary in 15 Oklahoma counties!! That's a correct headline for those who lack openmindness."img|
Source: Actually it isn't, Andy.
|76||Andy celebrates Gingrich'simg appeal to "negrophobes."img Conservative historians agree: racism rulz.|
|94||Horrors! Wikipedia has protected their Richard Dawkins articleimg! So says the trusworthy encyclopedia that protects its own Richard Dawkins article, its atheism article, its atheism and bestiality article, Ken's user and user talk pages, etc....|
|55||Jpratt's knee-jerk reactionimg to a wing-nut pro-life group making shit up.|
|43||More from Edimg. Crazy leaps of "logic", exquisite lack of sense and complete bollocks come as standard. When bullying doesn't work, there's always the power of impunityimg.|
|52||Yes, Ed, that's the criterion people use when choosing a law school.img|
|48||Thorough in-house research suggests that Breitbart may in fact not have been assassinatedimg|
|80||Karajou: Was Breitbart assassinated?img|
|79||In a section entitled Weaseling, Andy tries to weasel outimg. (And failsimg).|
|85||Andy: Conservapedia is right, even when it isn'timg.|
|92||Andy: Will conservapedia be proven rightimg? Looking goodimg but ... uh-oh ... something's wrong ... too close to callimg! That'll do. Oh wait, better trim thisimg. But wait... Santorum may still have more delegates!img (without citation) and anyway, the teabaggers really really like him!img|
|152||Andy (Feb 27th): For policial reasons the lamestream media is not reporting the important fact that school shooter was a Facebook userimg.|
Andy (next day): *deletes information about Norwary massacre killer being an anti-Muslim, anti-immigrant right-wing extremist that specifically targeted country's ruling liberal party*img (Information about the killer liking to play World of Warcraft untouched.)
|47||The latest school shooting tragedy has nothing to do with guns and everything to do with Facebook.img (and not a prayer for the victims in sight.)|
|61||Andy: someone else guessed the same guess that |
|21||Andy shows us why it's stupid to look at the world through only a biased liberals v. conservatives myopic political lensimg|
|50||Men and women look different, therefore how on earth can liberals expect them to have the same aptitudes?img|
|132|| Stupid atheists are wasting time and money searching for a Grand Unified Theory of physics even though |
|30||Tiger Woods: Liberal Media Iconimg|
|78||Creationist idiot vexed by Poe's lawimg. Kendoll forgets Kotomi T was Conservapedia's favourite sysop.|
|202||Having obliterated the mean old Lamestream Media, Andy Schlafly takes on the next targetimg.|
|40||Joaquin's upset about something in Syria and it's Hillary Obama's fault img. Remind me,who are supposed to be the good guys again?|
|68||Shame on those desperate Rinos who declared Romney the winner in Maine before all the votes were countedimg. Conservapedia declaring Santorum the victor in Colorado early in the evening - Conservapedia proven right yet again!img|
|20||And with football season over, time for Andy to gush over Jeremy Linimg.|
|202||In Andy's universe "Britain was just fine with Hitler running over neighboring underdog countries."img Why? Because liberals.img|
|16||Andy secretly hopes that he will one day be that lucky woman.img|
|178||Andyimg: "College math is not completely immune to liberal influences that have destroyed other subjects like physics."|
|48||Andy: "Many books and movies illustrate the lack of upward social mobility in Britain, from Mary Poppins to Charles Dickens' writings"img A prize to whomever can guess what in the fuck Andy is talking about.|
|115||Andy, before the Florida primary: "Rick Santorum's senseless instance [sic] on staying in the raceimg in Florida is depriving Gingrich of a victory there." and "Floridians who vote for third-place Rick Santorum will be strengthening the pro-abortion side of the Republican Party"img|
Andy, Feb. 7: "Conservative Rick Santorum wins today's Minnesota and Missouri primaries for president, with Mitt Romney finishing far, far behind. Give it up, RINOs.img"
|29||Andy: Atheists hate underdogs according to crowd behaviour at the Superbowlimg. Crowd behaviour? Pfft, that's a pretty flimsy exampleimg|
|222||Andy: Why didn't atheists cheer at the Super Bowl?img Is it because they don't like underdogs?img Why don't atheists like underdogs?img I bet Stalin didn't like underdogs.img|
|37||You know you're Conservapedia's biggest idiot when Kendollimg of all people has to cleanimg upimg after youimg.|
|45||Ed "some bloke" Poor: Yellow Submarine was a "dark and tedious 1968 animated film."img|
User: "Conservapedia administrator Ed Poor gave the film a negative review, calling it 'dark and tedious'."img
Ed "some bloke" Poor: "removing some random bloke's personal opinion".img