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Shortly afterward, the existence of two crocoducks was announced. The pair is not breeding, however, and kept in separation. For the sake of humanity, these flying killing machines are kept solely by [[Richard Dawkins]] and [[PZ Myers]]. | Shortly afterward, the existence of two crocoducks was announced. The pair is not breeding, however, and kept in separation. For the sake of humanity, these flying killing machines are kept solely by [[Richard Dawkins]] and [[PZ Myers]]. | ||
| − | In 2009, fossils of duck-billed alligators were found. The genus have been named ''Anatosuchus''. We are anxiously waiting to see what chimera creationist will howl about next. | + | In 2009, fossils of duck-billed alligators were found. The genus have been named ''Anatosuchus'' (from elements meaning ''duck'' and ''crocodile''). We are anxiously waiting to see what chimera creationist will howl about next. |
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*[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Crocoduck Urban Dictionary definition of "crocoduck"] | *[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Crocoduck Urban Dictionary definition of "crocoduck"] | ||
*[http://c0116791.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/go-crocoducks-lg.mov Image of a crocoduck] | *[http://c0116791.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/go-crocoducks-lg.mov Image of a crocoduck] | ||
| + | *[[wp:Anatosuchus|Anatosuchus in Wikipedia]] | ||
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Revision as of 15:39, 8 December 2009
Take pity on the lonely crocoduck
Whom none do love not bird nor reptile
Across the fields he runs amuck
Proving evolution all the while
Crocoduck is a hypothetical animal intelligently designed by creationists intended to demonstrate that there is no transitional form between crocodiles and ducks.
The lack of existence of the crocoduck was first brought to light by Kirk Cameron and Ray Comfort, during a televised debate.
“”We imagined would be genuine species-to-species transitional forms. We called one a 'Crocoduck' and another was called a 'birddog.' This was to show exactly what evolutionists believe, but can't back up through the fossil record."
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| —Ray Comfort[1] |
Shortly afterward, the existence of two crocoducks was announced. The pair is not breeding, however, and kept in separation. For the sake of humanity, these flying killing machines are kept solely by Richard Dawkins and PZ Myers.
In 2009, fossils of duck-billed alligators were found. The genus have been named Anatosuchus (from elements meaning duck and crocodile). We are anxiously waiting to see what chimera creationist will howl about next.
See also
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- ↑ Except, of course, that dromaeosaurs like Velociraptor had feathers... that would kind of make them croco-ducks by any reasonable definition of the term, since dromaeosaurs were ancestral to birds and were distantly related to crocodiles by virtue of both being archosaurs ancestrally... yeah, but, you know, whatever, I guess.
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