David Icke

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'''David Icke''' is a British former [[Fun:football|football]] player, television sports presenter, and former spokesman for the Green Party who, in recent years, has devoted his life to informing the world that it's actually [[Conspiracy|secretly controlled]] by evil shape-shifting lizard-people from the 4th dimension. Some people have taken offense to this, claiming that "shape-shifting lizard-people" is a "code word" for "[[Judaism|Jews]]". This may seem silly—but, then again, so does Icke. While Icke claims that he is not [[anti-Semitic]], he does hang around with some rather fringe right-wing nutcases, but balances it all out by being
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'''David Icke''' is a British former [[Fun:football|football]] player, television sports presenter, and former spokesman for the Green Party who, in recent years, has devoted his life to informing the world that it's actually [[Conspiracy|secretly controlled]] by evil shape-shifting lizard-people from the 4th dimension. Some people have taken offense to this, claiming that "shape-shifting lizard-people" is a "code word" for "[[Judaism|Jews]]". This may seem silly—but, then again, so does Icke. While Icke claims that he is not [[anti-Semitic]], he does hang around with some rather fringe right-wing nutcases, but balances it all out by being just as insane a believer in [[New Age]] mumbo-jumbo. Picture a British version of [[Alex Jones]] after taking [[LSD]].
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In 1991, he announced on the Terry Wogan chat show that he was "the son of God" and that Britain would be devastated by tidal waves and earthquakes, leading to claims that he was mentally ill. He also began wearing all purple all the time which furthered claims he was either disturbed or perhaps a reptilian himself. He was even passed over for Celebrity Big Brother in 2006 for being "too weird"!
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In 2008, he ran for election to Parliament as an independent candidate in the Haltemprice and Howden by-election. He got only 110 votes, and lost his deposit. If the lizard people had let him win, he would not have actually entered Parliament as he vowed not to actually take the oath to the Queen required.
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Icke considers himself the most controversial writer in the world. People who don't pay much attention to the weirder sections of the bookstore consider him "who?", which puts him in somewhat the same category [[Ward Churchill]] occupies among liberals.
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== List of people thought to be reptilian overlords ==
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[[Image:Iguana.jpg|thumb||Hail to the chief!]]
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* Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Knight of the Order of the Elephant, Colonel-in-Chief of the South African Railways and Harbours Brigade, monarch of all Barbados.
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* The Queen Mother
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* Prince Charles of England.<ref>As far as [[User:Gulik|I]] am concerned, this disproves his theory right there.  If Prince Charles was a shapeshifter, how can you think he'd ''choose'' to look like that?</ref>
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* [[George W. Bush|George "Dubya" Bush]]
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* [[George H. W. Bush|Bush the elder]]
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* [[Bill Clinton]]
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* [[Hillary Rodham Clinton]]
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* [[Al Gore]]
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* [[Tony Blair]]
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* Harold Wilson
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* Ted Heath
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* The Rothschilds
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* The Rockerfellers
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* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Axe#Plot '''Death Adder'''] (Actually, the case for this one is pretty convincing)
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* Kris Kristofferson
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* Boxcar Willie.<ref>Proof? "[Boxcar] Willie was a first cousin of actor Tommy Lee Jones who attended Harvard University where he was Al Gore's roommate. Jones is also on the board of directors of St. Mark's School of Texas, an exclusive prep school which he also attended before Harvard. The emblem of this school is an illuminati-type shield with lion like those of British royalty." from the [http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?p=9396 davidicke.com "Who's seen a reptilian then?" forum]</ref>
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If any of these individuals are seen sacrificing children or drinking blood, they should be reported to the <s>zoo</s> constabulary post-haste.
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==Important Notice==
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Anyone whose "Legal defense fund" is vital to continuing their work should be approached with caution.
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==External links==
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*[http://www.davidicke.com/index.php/ Icke's own website]
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*[http://tinwiki.org/wiki/Reptiloid Reptiloid on TinWiki]
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==Footnotes==
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{{reflist}}
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Icke, David}}
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[[category:Pseudoscience promoters]]
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[[Category:Conspiracy theories]]

Revision as of 00:50, 5 February 2009

David Icke is a British former football player, television sports presenter, and former spokesman for the Green Party who, in recent years, has devoted his life to informing the world that it's actually secretly controlled by evil shape-shifting lizard-people from the 4th dimension. Some people have taken offense to this, claiming that "shape-shifting lizard-people" is a "code word" for "Jews". This may seem silly—but, then again, so does Icke. While Icke claims that he is not anti-Semitic, he does hang around with some rather fringe right-wing nutcases, but balances it all out by being just as insane a believer in New Age mumbo-jumbo. Picture a British version of Alex Jones after taking LSD.

In 1991, he announced on the Terry Wogan chat show that he was "the son of God" and that Britain would be devastated by tidal waves and earthquakes, leading to claims that he was mentally ill. He also began wearing all purple all the time which furthered claims he was either disturbed or perhaps a reptilian himself. He was even passed over for Celebrity Big Brother in 2006 for being "too weird"!

In 2008, he ran for election to Parliament as an independent candidate in the Haltemprice and Howden by-election. He got only 110 votes, and lost his deposit. If the lizard people had let him win, he would not have actually entered Parliament as he vowed not to actually take the oath to the Queen required.

Icke considers himself the most controversial writer in the world. People who don't pay much attention to the weirder sections of the bookstore consider him "who?", which puts him in somewhat the same category Ward Churchill occupies among liberals.

Contents

List of people thought to be reptilian overlords

Hail to the chief!
  • Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Knight of the Order of the Elephant, Colonel-in-Chief of the South African Railways and Harbours Brigade, monarch of all Barbados.
  • The Queen Mother
  • Prince Charles of England.[1]
  • George "Dubya" Bush
  • Bush the elder
  • Bill Clinton
  • Hillary Rodham Clinton
  • Al Gore
  • Tony Blair
  • Harold Wilson
  • Ted Heath
  • The Rothschilds
  • The Rockerfellers
  • Death Adder (Actually, the case for this one is pretty convincing)
  • Kris Kristofferson
  • Boxcar Willie.[2]
  • (Add more!)

If any of these individuals are seen sacrificing children or drinking blood, they should be reported to the zoo constabulary post-haste.

Important Notice

Anyone whose "Legal defense fund" is vital to continuing their work should be approached with caution.

External links

Footnotes

  1. As far as I am concerned, this disproves his theory right there. If Prince Charles was a shapeshifter, how can you think he'd choose to look like that?
  2. Proof? "[Boxcar] Willie was a first cousin of actor Tommy Lee Jones who attended Harvard University where he was Al Gore's roommate. Jones is also on the board of directors of St. Mark's School of Texas, an exclusive prep school which he also attended before Harvard. The emblem of this school is an illuminati-type shield with lion like those of British royalty." from the davidicke.com "Who's seen a reptilian then?" forum
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