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Revision as of 00:27, 5 August 2009
Drugs are natural or synthetic chemicals that affect biochemical processes in living organisms. They differ from food in that food usually tastes better.
Drugs are generally divided into two categories - the ones your mother gives you (which don't do anything at all), and the ones a hookah-smoking caterpillar offers you (and you know you're going to fall).[1] The latter are frequently illegal, or at least heavily regulated.
Drugs are bad, m'kay? Just say no. Or, say yes, but only if you're really bored.
A few well known drugs include:
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From (or for) mommy
- Cough syrup (particularly ones containing codeine)
- CiaL1s
- V1agra
- Midol
- Pro!zac
- R1talin
From da caterpillar
From the corner store
From within
Drug liberalization
"Drug liberalization" refers to elimination of laws prohibiting the sale or consumption of drugs. Arguments presented on behalf of drug liberalization are:
- Consumption of non-lethal or semi-lethal drugs in limited quantity is not harmful; thus, complete prohibition of drugs does not make sense.
- Consumption of non-lethal or semi-lethal drugs in limited quantity is a personal matter; thus, State interference in that matter is a violation of property rights.
- Legalization will expand the legal, taxed economy.
The economist Milton Friedman showed that criminalization of drugs results in 10,000 deaths per year.[citation needed]
See also
- War on Drugs
- Medical marijuana
- Portugal (which has decriminalised all personal drug use)
Footnotes
- ↑ Apologies and thanks to Jefferson Airplane and Grace Slick, White Rabbit.