Federal Bureau of Investigation

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Recently, the FBI appears to have [[Conservapedia:FBI Incident|neglected priorities one through six]], and possibly others, by failing to pursue a major transnational criminal cyber-based high-tech wandal attack (it took at least, like, three minutes to restore the site to normal <del>dis</del>service!) against the single most important ''trusworthy'' information resource on tha innertubes. The reason is clear: Our study suggests that the FBI is six times more liberal than the [[Conservapedia|American public]].
 
Recently, the FBI appears to have [[Conservapedia:FBI Incident|neglected priorities one through six]], and possibly others, by failing to pursue a major transnational criminal cyber-based high-tech wandal attack (it took at least, like, three minutes to restore the site to normal <del>dis</del>service!) against the single most important ''trusworthy'' information resource on tha innertubes. The reason is clear: Our study suggests that the FBI is six times more liberal than the [[Conservapedia|American public]].
 
It is said that [[Chuck Norris]] was a member of the FBI at one time, But he has since been dropped and replaced with
 
the all might Bruce Campbell
 
  
 
==References and notes==
 
==References and notes==

Revision as of 23:35, 23 November 2007

The US Federal Bureau of Investigation has the following mission:

"To protect and defend the United States against terrorist and foreign intelligence threats, to uphold and enforce the criminal laws of the United States, and to provide leadership and criminal justice services to federal, state, municipal, and international agencies and partners."[1]

Their priorities are:

1. Protect the United States from terrorist attack
2. Protect the United States against foreign intelligence operations and espionage
3. Protect the United States against cyber-based attacks and high-technology crimes
4. Combat public corruption at all levels
5. Protect civil rights
6. Combat transnational/national criminal organizations and enterprises
7. Combat major white-collar crime
8. Combat significant violent crime
9. Support federal, state, local and international partners

10. Upgrade technology to successfully perform the FBI's mission [1]

Recently, the FBI appears to have neglected priorities one through six, and possibly others, by failing to pursue a major transnational criminal cyber-based high-tech wandal attack (it took at least, like, three minutes to restore the site to normal disservice!) against the single most important trusworthy information resource on tha innertubes. The reason is clear: Our study suggests that the FBI is six times more liberal than the American public.

References and notes

  1. 1.0 1.1 http://www.fbi.gov/quickfacts.htm
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