Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Like all other deities, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is man-made. Unlike them, He has better [[fun:delicious|taste]].
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Like all other [[deities]], the Flying Spaghetti Monster is man-made. Unlike them, He has better [[fun:delicious|taste]].
  
 
However, the purpose of His existence was to contest the claim that schools should teach "Creationism as well as evolution".<ref>As everyone knows, evolution is served best with a tasty pasta dish.</ref>  A credible case was made to some dumbass school board somewhere in the backwaters of the [[U.S.]] that the controversy <ref>Spaghetti or Linguini?  Meatballs or Sausage?  To mention two of them.</ref> should be taught as well as the mainstream mumbo jumbo.  When said school board got summarily unelected due to civic embarassment, the new board chairman wrote a kind thank-you letter to the pastafarians, and asked them for their favorite recipe for gravy.<ref>Mom's.</ref>
 
However, the purpose of His existence was to contest the claim that schools should teach "Creationism as well as evolution".<ref>As everyone knows, evolution is served best with a tasty pasta dish.</ref>  A credible case was made to some dumbass school board somewhere in the backwaters of the [[U.S.]] that the controversy <ref>Spaghetti or Linguini?  Meatballs or Sausage?  To mention two of them.</ref> should be taught as well as the mainstream mumbo jumbo.  When said school board got summarily unelected due to civic embarassment, the new board chairman wrote a kind thank-you letter to the pastafarians, and asked them for their favorite recipe for gravy.<ref>Mom's.</ref>

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For those living in an alternate reality, Conservapedia has an "article" about Flying Spaghetti Monster
In all His Glory.

To those who have been touched by His noodly appendage, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the obvious source of all Order, Sense, and Morality in the universe.

Likewise, His Knowledge must be taught alongside scientific "theories" in the public schools.

Followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (also known as "FSM" to his friends) call themselves pastafarians.

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Reason for creation

Like all other deities, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is man-made. Unlike them, He has better taste.

However, the purpose of His existence was to contest the claim that schools should teach "Creationism as well as evolution".[1] A credible case was made to some dumbass school board somewhere in the backwaters of the U.S. that the controversy [2] should be taught as well as the mainstream mumbo jumbo. When said school board got summarily unelected due to civic embarassment, the new board chairman wrote a kind thank-you letter to the pastafarians, and asked them for their favorite recipe for gravy.[3]

Pirates

A pretend pirate
A real pirate

As all pastafarians know, as the number of pirates decreases, the average temperature of the ocean increases.

Heaven

Heaven for (male) Pastafarians is generally accepted to be a land containing beer volcanoes and a stripper factory. One does wonder just how 'heavenly' this is for the poor strippers doomed to grind their way to eternity.

Sexual mores

Pesto.

Public holidays for Pastafarians

International Talk Like a Pirate day (19th Sept), and every Friday.

See also


External links

References and notes

  1. As everyone knows, evolution is served best with a tasty pasta dish.
  2. Spaghetti or Linguini? Meatballs or Sausage? To mention two of them.
  3. Mom's.
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