Forum:Why Christians should worship Cthulhu.
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Wait, Cthulhu has a daughter????? [[User:Utter Lunacy|<span style="color:red">'''''OVERLORD'''''</span>]][[User_talk:Utter Lunacy|<span style="color:black"><sup>'''''Supplicate yourselves before me!'''''</sup></span>]] 22:56, 12 February 2015 (UTC) | Wait, Cthulhu has a daughter????? [[User:Utter Lunacy|<span style="color:red">'''''OVERLORD'''''</span>]][[User_talk:Utter Lunacy|<span style="color:black"><sup>'''''Supplicate yourselves before me!'''''</sup></span>]] 22:56, 12 February 2015 (UTC) | ||
:Yes, He does. Her name is Cthylla. --[[User:Castaigne|Castaigne]] ([[User talk:Castaigne|talk]]) 23:02, 12 February 2015 (UTC) | :Yes, He does. Her name is Cthylla. --[[User:Castaigne|Castaigne]] ([[User talk:Castaigne|talk]]) 23:02, 12 February 2015 (UTC) | ||
| + | You forgot the part about the deities and consumption of/by followers. Christians eat Jesus at communion-especially if they are Catholic. Cthulhu's followers long to be eaten by him. I am pretty sure there is a preference for both bits of Jesus (according to Catholic standards) and the followers of Cthulhu to be eaten without chewing-it is more civilized that way. [[User:Arachne1988|Arachne1988]] ([[User talk:Arachne1988|talk]]) 08:11, 13 February 2015 (UTC) | ||
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I've been doing some thinking about the Christian God and his resemblance to Great Cthulhu .
- Cthulhu lives under the dark ocean, Yaweh is said to live in darkness.
- Cthulhu will return to destroy mankind as will Yaweh.
- When the stars are right in the form of a maiden, Jeebus will return to reclaim earth.
- Cthulhu can return from the dead via his daughter.
- Yaweh has his religion, so does Cthulhu!
Clearly, Yaweh is Great Cthulhu and the Christians have corrupted the tales of our lord.--The Madman (talk) 14:30, 2 August 2013 (UTC)The Madman
Wait, Cthulhu has a daughter????? OVERLORDSupplicate yourselves before me! 22:56, 12 February 2015 (UTC)
You forgot the part about the deities and consumption of/by followers. Christians eat Jesus at communion-especially if they are Catholic. Cthulhu's followers long to be eaten by him. I am pretty sure there is a preference for both bits of Jesus (according to Catholic standards) and the followers of Cthulhu to be eaten without chewing-it is more civilized that way. Arachne1988 (talk) 08:11, 13 February 2015 (UTC)