Georgia
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'''Georgia''' is a state in the southern [[United States]]. If it weren't for Atlanta... | '''Georgia''' is a state in the southern [[United States]]. If it weren't for Atlanta... | ||
Atlanta is the spiritual home of sugar water and golfers. It isn't at all clear how these two facts can be reconciled. | Atlanta is the spiritual home of sugar water and golfers. It isn't at all clear how these two facts can be reconciled. | ||
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| + | There's also a country called Georgia in Asia, which used to be part of the [[Soviet Union]]. This article isn't about ''that'' Georgia. | ||
==''LIBERTY'' is a Pretty Word== | ==''LIBERTY'' is a Pretty Word== | ||
Revision as of 20:24, 26 February 2013
Georgia is a state in the southern United States. If it weren't for Atlanta... Atlanta is the spiritual home of sugar water and golfers. It isn't at all clear how these two facts can be reconciled.
There's also a country called Georgia in Asia, which used to be part of the Soviet Union. This article isn't about that Georgia.
LIBERTY is a Pretty Word
Long a one party state under the thumb of white segregationist conservative Democrats, Georgia is today a one party state under the thumb of white conservative Republicans. Black Georgians are represented by the minority Democratic Party. That's what progress looks like down in the Peachtree State. Progress is also manifested as the substitution of an intolerant religiosity for open race hate as an appeal to mobilize white voters. To drive home the message, conservative Republicans are even now conspiring to compel all Georgians who drive cars — the entire population that is not incarcerated — with license plates that bear the inscription In God We Trust. The raw coercive might of the state will be used to force everyone to bear the mark of the religious majority.
Briefly, Georgia was home to a carpetbagger from Pennsylvania named Newt Gingrich, who represented the Sixth District and then moved to the Washington, D.C. area. As Aunt Pittypat said, "Yankees! In Georgia! How'd they ever get in?"
Georgia is also home to the only Jewish boarding school in the United States. No one is sure why.
The state is also home to the "Georgia Guidestones," a granite structure that has been the focus of millennial claims by Van Smith and various other conspiracy theorists.
Peachy people
Other uses
- Georgia (საქართველო Heh!) is also one of those tiny not-exactly-European-but-noone-knows-what-else-to-call-it
Transcaucasiancountries nobody's ever heard of.
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