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*Heaven... is a place... a place... where nothing... nothing ever happens.<ref>Talking Heads (David Byrne), ''Heaven'', on ''Fear of Music''</ref> | *Heaven... is a place... a place... where nothing... nothing ever happens.<ref>Talking Heads (David Byrne), ''Heaven'', on ''Fear of Music''</ref> | ||
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| + | [[Islam]] teaches that good Moslems go to Paradise when they die. The men get very pleasant sexual rewards in Paradise. It's not clear what the women get there. | ||
==References and notes== | ==References and notes== | ||
Revision as of 20:48, 22 July 2008
Heaven is the reversed spelling of "Nevaeh", a common girls' name. The name is intended to promote a life of frustrated abstinence and a "holier than thou" attitude problem.
Due to the personalities of these women, modern Christians have appropriated the reversed spelling to name the palace they think they will live in after they die. In their religion, heaven is a place where nothing ever happens. It sits atop the giant, solid dome we call "the sky."
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Why heaven would be worse than hell (if it existed)
According to christianity, while one is in "heaven", one can do nothing but constantly and mindlessly worship the christian god. It would appear that hell, with its complete lack of god, would be infinitely superior. Luckily for us, neither heaven nor hell are real, so we do not have to make the choice between these two.
To reverse this perception, Heaven has been building a waterpark. However, Heaven contracted out leprechaun laborers and the project has suffered severe logistical and budgetary roadblocks.
Heaven, in reality
- Heaven... is a place... a place... where nothing... nothing ever happens.[1]
Paradise
Islam teaches that good Moslems go to Paradise when they die. The men get very pleasant sexual rewards in Paradise. It's not clear what the women get there.
References and notes
- ↑ Talking Heads (David Byrne), Heaven, on Fear of Music