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Stewart takes Biblical commandments against [[transvestism|cross-dressing]] rather literally. He has argued repeatedly and at great length against women wearing trousers (or "pants", as he says, resulting in much unintentional hilarity amongst [[British English]]-speaking readers)<ref>[http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Womens%20Page/pants.htm It's a Sin for Women to Wear Pants]</ref> and has also denounced men who wear kilts.<ref>[http://www.dividedbytruth.org/BD/kilts.htm It is ''Sinful'' for Men to Wear Kilts!]</ref> | Stewart takes Biblical commandments against [[transvestism|cross-dressing]] rather literally. He has argued repeatedly and at great length against women wearing trousers (or "pants", as he says, resulting in much unintentional hilarity amongst [[British English]]-speaking readers)<ref>[http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Womens%20Page/pants.htm It's a Sin for Women to Wear Pants]</ref> and has also denounced men who wear kilts.<ref>[http://www.dividedbytruth.org/BD/kilts.htm It is ''Sinful'' for Men to Wear Kilts!]</ref> | ||
| − | [[Crank magnetism|Unsurprisingly]], the site also promotes [[9/11 conspiracy theories]]<ref>[http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20Government/911%20Cover-up/911_smoking_guns.htm 9/11: Smoking Guns]</ref> and loves to reference [[Alex Jones]], [[John Todd]], [[John R. Rice]], Terry D. Watkins of Dial The Truth Ministries, [[Mark Dice]], [[Texe Marrs]], [[Henry Makow]], [[Jack Hyles]], and of course Jack Chick. But hey, [[stopped clock|at least he]] denounces [[David Icke]]<ref>[http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Wolves/david_icke.htm False Prophet - David Icke]</ref> (only because David Icke rejects Christianity, unlike most conspiracy theorists) and [[Harold Camping]].<ref>[http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Wolves/harold_camping.htm Harold Camping's Heresies ''EXPOSED!'']</ref> | + | [[Crank magnetism|Unsurprisingly]], the site also promotes [[9/11 conspiracy theories]]<ref>[http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20Government/911%20Cover-up/911_smoking_guns.htm 9/11: Smoking Guns]</ref> and loves to reference [[Alex Jones]], [[John Todd]], [[John R. Rice]], Terry D. Watkins of Dial The Truth Ministries, [[Mark Dice]], [[Texe Marrs]], [[Henry Makow]], [[Jack Hyles]], and of course <s>Jack Chick</s> '''not anymore'''<ref>[http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Doctrines/Lordship%20Salvation/bad_tracts.htm Apparently Chick is bad now.]</ref>. But hey, [[stopped clock|at least he]] denounces [[David Icke]]<ref>[http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Wolves/david_icke.htm False Prophet - David Icke]</ref> (only because David Icke rejects Christianity, unlike most conspiracy theorists) and [[Harold Camping]].<ref>[http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Wolves/harold_camping.htm Harold Camping's Heresies ''EXPOSED!'']</ref> |
As it happens, Stewart is [http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Miscellaneous/please_pray_03_13.htm horribly afflicted with constant, agonizing spinal pain] which has not been cured by any surgeries or his years of fervent prayers. Apparently, God can't be bothered to relieve the suffering of his most hysterical disciple. | As it happens, Stewart is [http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Miscellaneous/please_pray_03_13.htm horribly afflicted with constant, agonizing spinal pain] which has not been cured by any surgeries or his years of fervent prayers. Apparently, God can't be bothered to relieve the suffering of his most hysterical disciple. | ||
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Jesus-is-savior.com is a nutty Jack Chick-style fundamentalist Christian website run by Guam resident, FSTDT favourite and Gilligan lookalike David J. Stewart.
His website promotes extremist fundie ideologies and conspiracy theories such as King James-onlyism, Anti-Catholicism, and the evils of rock and pop music artists like Boston, Michael Jackson, the Backstreet Boys, and even Christian rock[1] and country music[2], among other ideas. "Oprah is the Most Dangerous Woman in the World!" because she is New Agie.[3] The most dangerous soul-destroying television show ever is apparently Hee Haw.[4]
His website also attacks other Christian apologists apparently for not being "fundie" enough - such as Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron for example, claiming that they are too affiliated with "Satanic" Hollywood, even Martin Luther King Jr is accused of Communism.[5]
Feminism is of course evil, a woman's place is in the home and subservient to her husband. Women are daughters of Eve and are rebelling as Eve did. Feminism, abortion and Lesbianism all mean the same thing. [6] It's even worse than that: Feminism is "mass media control as part of a long-term plan to enslave humanity", because the Rockefellers "want to chip us" and feminism "has women freezing eggs"![7]
Stewart takes Biblical commandments against cross-dressing rather literally. He has argued repeatedly and at great length against women wearing trousers (or "pants", as he says, resulting in much unintentional hilarity amongst British English-speaking readers)[8] and has also denounced men who wear kilts.[9]
Unsurprisingly, the site also promotes 9/11 conspiracy theories[10] and loves to reference Alex Jones, John Todd, John R. Rice, Terry D. Watkins of Dial The Truth Ministries, Mark Dice, Texe Marrs, Henry Makow, Jack Hyles, and of course Jack Chick not anymore[11]. But hey, at least he denounces David Icke[12] (only because David Icke rejects Christianity, unlike most conspiracy theorists) and Harold Camping.[13]
As it happens, Stewart is horribly afflicted with constant, agonizing spinal pain which has not been cured by any surgeries or his years of fervent prayers. Apparently, God can't be bothered to relieve the suffering of his most hysterical disciple.
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Footnotes
- ↑ Christian Rock Is Evil!
- ↑ Country Music Is Filthy
- ↑ Oprah Winfrey's Teachings EXPOSED!
- ↑ HEE HAW is of the Devil
- ↑ Martin Luther King Jr.'s Works EXPOSED!
- ↑ Feminism is Evil!
- ↑ Feminism - A Communist Agenda: How the Rockefellers Engineered Women
- ↑ It's a Sin for Women to Wear Pants
- ↑ It is Sinful for Men to Wear Kilts!
- ↑ 9/11: Smoking Guns
- ↑ Apparently Chick is bad now.
- ↑ False Prophet - David Icke
- ↑ Harold Camping's Heresies EXPOSED!