Karl Marx

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Marx wrote the ''[[Communist Manifesto]]''<ref>http://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1848/communist-manifesto/index.htm</ref> (with [[Friedrich Engels]]) and ''[[Das Kapital]]''. His ghost subjects Ayn Rand's to eternal wage slavery. That is because he's Satan.
 
Marx wrote the ''[[Communist Manifesto]]''<ref>http://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1848/communist-manifesto/index.htm</ref> (with [[Friedrich Engels]]) and ''[[Das Kapital]]''. His ghost subjects Ayn Rand's to eternal wage slavery. That is because he's Satan.
  
His fan-boys have shown [[Denialism|quite a]] [[Negationism|tenacious]] [[No True Scotsman|resistance]] to the suggestion that something might be wrong with what he said, even as leaders professing his philosophy turn into [[dictator]]s one after another, and the combined death toll from their regimes rises into the nine figures.
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His fan-boys have shown [[Denialism|quite a]] [[Negationism|tenacious]] [[No True Scotsman|resistance]] to the suggestion that something might be wrong with what he said, even as leaders professing his philosophy turn into [[dictator]]s one after another, and the combined death toll from their regimes rises into the nine figures. On the other hand, the skull count is generally higher on the side of those who intend to [[Save the world from Communism]], a classic case of damned if you do and damned if you don't. See for instance, [[anti-Communist massacres during the Korean War]], in which neutral, impoverished farmers were liquidated because the "might" become Communists in the future. [{Douglass MacArthur]], who was nearby, considered the matter to be an [[internal affair]] of America's [[anti-communist]] allies.
  
 
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The world would not be in such a snarl
had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.
—Irving Berlin[1]


Karl Marx was the original pinko commie scum, unless you read Ayn Rand, in which case it was Plato, or at least God.

Marx wrote the Communist Manifesto[2] (with Friedrich Engels) and Das Kapital. His ghost subjects Ayn Rand's to eternal wage slavery. That is because he's Satan.

His fan-boys have shown quite a tenacious resistance to the suggestion that something might be wrong with what he said, even as leaders professing his philosophy turn into dictators one after another, and the combined death toll from their regimes rises into the nine figures. On the other hand, the skull count is generally higher on the side of those who intend to Save the world from Communism, a classic case of damned if you do and damned if you don't. See for instance, anti-Communist massacres during the Korean War, in which neutral, impoverished farmers were liquidated because the "might" become Communists in the future. [{Douglass MacArthur]], who was nearby, considered the matter to be an internal affair of America's anti-communist allies.

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Footnotes

  1. http://books.google.com/books?id=aZpmpt7ksr8C&pg=PA125
  2. http://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1848/communist-manifesto/index.htm
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