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Some dare call it

Conspiracy

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The revealers

Laura Knight Jadczyk, hereafter referred to as LKJ for the sake of sanity (something she apparently lacks), is a batshit insane blogger and crank, who calls herself a "scientific mystic and PaleoChristian Shaman". She is primarily notable for her role in purveying Comet Elenin and Planet X/Nibiru woo, but is also into free energy,[1] Mossad conspiracies,[2] the 9/11 truth movement,[3] the Denver Airport conspiracy theory,[4] the New World Order,[5] and Earth changes.[6] Oh, and alien abduction, HAARP,[7]... you know what? Fuck it, it seems LKJ never met a piece of pseudoscience she didn't like, and she's a left-wing crank and moonbat par excellence. She's like Gene Ray, but with (slightly) better writing skills.

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More weirdness

A large section of the Cassiopea webshite is about something called The Grail Quest And The Destiny Of Man, which appears to be about finding the Holy Grail, in what appears to be a nonsensical section on alchemy, dreams, the New Age, and Christianity.[8] Another section is called The Wave, and appears to be about souls, the 2012 apocalypse, and earth changes.[9] She has some rather odd beliefs concerning psychopaths: apparently they control every nation on earth via dominant personalities.[10] She knows this because she wrote a book on it with a Soviet professor who allegedly fled with his book in his memory after discovering this.[11] She often rambles on her Signs of the Times website, which is described as "The world for the people who think". It mostly rambles about left-wing politics, smoking, and the aforementioned psychopaths.[12][13]

Cassiopaeans

Q(L):Who or what are the Men in Black? A: Lizard Projections.[14]

Cassiopaeans are apparently some sort of physic aliens that communicate with humans via, of course, channeling.[15] They may or may not be planning on eating us, it isn't very clear.[16] There is something to do with a 4th way, and that the Cassiopaeans are from the future. Maybe. Or that they are from another star.[17]

Organic portals

Organic portals are "people whose abilities of imitation are so developed, so much an integral part of who they are, that they can only be discovered after years of observation. The pyschopath is the failed organic portal." What this means isn't clear, but there is a page explaining it. [18] It states there are 3 billion organic portals, which means they make up a nearly half of the world population and they are apparently soulless. She then goes on about there being 2 races "pre-sdamic" and "adamic" humanity. This apparently Means Something, and they are nearly identical physically, but have different souls. Also, something about density crops up ever so often.

Arkadiusz Jadczyk

Arkadiusz Jadczyk is LKJ's husband is, at least according to their website, a PhD in theoretical physics interested in quantum mechanics. Which is most likely quantum woo. He maintains yet another website, which is also bizarre.[19]

Diet woo

God forbid, a crank site could actually put up a page that didn't try to sell you some way to lose weight. I realize we are all fat, and have no body-image self esteem thanks to the Media, but must everyone hawk the "biggest, baddest, bestest" diet?

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  1. via Albert Einstein apparently
  2. here
  3. Secret cult of 9/11
  4. Dever
  5. NWO
  6. Earth changes
  7. HAARP and Roswell
  8. The Grail Quest And The Destiny Of Man
  9. The Wave
  10. [1]
  11. Łobaczewski, Andrzej, Laura Knight-Jadczyk, and Henry See. Political Ponerology: a Science on the Nature of Evil Adjusted for Political Purposes. Grande Prairie, AB, Canada: Red Pill, 2006: pp 25-7. Print
  12. [http://www.sott.net/articles/show/234316-Freedom-of-Association-Smoking-and-Psychopathy Sometime they even tie two of these together
  13. Some economicly-left politics for you
  14. Laura channeling the Cassiopeans to explain things
  15. LKJ about channeling
  16. [2]
  17. Floating world
  18. Organic Portals
  19. The homepage
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