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| − | *[[ | + | *[[Glenn Beck]] - Just as crazy as Dice, but Dice doesn't like him because of some mean things he said about truthers. |
| − | + | *[[Ron Paul]] - Arguably Dice's hero. He endorsed him in both 2008 and 2012, but obviously to no avail. | |
| − | *[[Ron Paul]] - Dice endorsed him in both 2008 and 2012. | + | |
*[[David Icke]] - Actually stood up to Dice in an interview where Dice arrogantly accused him of being a Satanist. Too bad he's just as crazy as him. | *[[David Icke]] - Actually stood up to Dice in an interview where Dice arrogantly accused him of being a Satanist. Too bad he's just as crazy as him. | ||
*[[Luke Rudkowski]] - Arguably just as crazy, unpleasant and moronic as Mark Dice. Founder of libertarian activist group ''We Are Change'' | *[[Luke Rudkowski]] - Arguably just as crazy, unpleasant and moronic as Mark Dice. Founder of libertarian activist group ''We Are Change'' | ||
| − | + | *[[Paleolibertarianism]] Dice's political views in a nutshell. | |
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==Footnotes== | ==Footnotes== | ||
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Mark Dice (real name Mark Shouldice) is a conservative Christian American conspiracy theorist, social critic, activist, and author of six books outlining his beliefs about the New World Order and the Illuminati and their evil plans to destroy Christianity and humanity, and bring about one world socialist government ruled by the Antichrist who will make everyone wear Google Glasses.
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Rolling the Dice
Dice first gained attention in 2005 when he published his first book, The Resistance Manifesto - basically, a 480 page piece of "literature" for his followers, known as the Resistance. Here, he outlines the following beliefs:
- God is real because the Bible says so, and all atheists and non-Christians are really Satanists, "trapped in the system".
- The wacky Revelations ending to the Bible is happening now.
- 9/11 was perpetrated by the U.S. government
- The formation of a One World Government is currently in progress.
- The historical Illuminati exist, and are presently responsible for this One World Government, the moral erosion of humanity, the destruction of Christianity and all other things conservative
- The Illuminati are using bread and circuses to keep the population distracted from their sinister plans.
To no surprise, Dice denies evolution and global warming, and uses the Bible as scientific refutation to both. Later books include The Illuminati Facts and Fiction (2009, a more secular version of the Manifesto which he forces down the throat of all his YouTube viewers) [1], The New World Order Facts and Fiction (2010) and The Orwellian Nightmare Come True (2011). His books are generally poorly written (apparently Prince Phillip is Prince of 'Whales') and at times poorly sourced. They do contain some elements of truth, but mainly contain right wing bullshit that has been repeated over and over again by idiot after idiot. Dice is also the author of two other books, and these are The Book On Dating: Strategies Every Guy Should Know where he claims that the New World Order wants to turn our youth into promiscuous swine and that the strategies he offers in his book can help prevent this, and a more recent publication, Causing Trouble: High School Pranks, College Craziness and Moving To California, where he details a lot of pranks he used to cause as a teen in a humorous fashion. And you MUST buy all these books, or else you're a brain dead zombie.
Dice was also a frequent guest on the Alex Jones show, where he promoted his books, his 2010 SuperBowl boycott [2] (apparently watching a two hour sporting event once a year will destroy America) and a load of other nonsense. This relationship with Jones ceased in 2011, following a dispute which he outlines in one of his YouTube videos. For a brief period, Dice mocked Jones in a series of weekly Alex Jones Parody Videos he posted on his YouTube channel, some of which were actually quite amusing. [3]
Dicey hypocrisy
Like many conservatives, Dice is the near perfect example of a hypocrite. This is especially evident through the way he conducts himself in his YouTube videos and through his "literature". One example was his attack on YouTube user sxephil (real name Philip DeFranco), apparently over DeFranco using the-then recent death of Brittney Murphy to generate views on his YouTube channel, when Dice was in fact doing the same thing, while simultaneously promoting his books. A relatively smart YouTube user made a video attacking Dice over this, in 2010, and as of 2013, Dice is yet to comment on this critique[4]. In some other videos, Dice pursued scantily clad women at a beach and asked them questions about their knowledge on 9/11 Truth and the New World Order, while claiming to be a morally conservative born again Christian who opposes women bearing themselves in such a manner. He has also maintained friendships with the atheist libertarian Adam Kokesh, and also with the godless semi-liberal Jesse Ventura, despite strongly denouncing atheism in his first book, in a more recent YouTube broadcast[5] and also on Twitter where he claimed atheists were being kept "in the dark"[6] by the Illuminati, and atheism is an Illuminati creation. He is also well known for calling all people who disagree with his viewpoints "zombies". One may therefore regard Dice as a zombie for his science denial and promotion of outdated crank ideas.
Asking God to kill people he doesn't like
Being the godly conservative that Mr. Dice is, he doesn't tolerate Satanic whores and scumbags ruining our youth. And he doesn't believe that they should come and repent and thus be forgiven of their sins, as Jesus taught. Nope. In February 2012, in a YouTube broadcast, Dice prayed for the death of Lil Wayne and used Psalm 139:19 from the Bible as justification for his stance[7] after Wayne released a song which allegedly featured Satanic gay sex rituals. He also previously made a video where he prayed for God to murder singer/whore Ke$ha, after she released a music video with Illuminati symbolism, but it has since been removed. We wonder whose death he'll be praying for next.
After rapper Lil Wayne was hospitalized suffered a series of seizures in March 2013, Dice used this as "proof" that God exists and is listening to his prayer requests. If that's the case, why doesn't the godly Dice pray for the Illuminati to be destroyed? Then, we can all live in his 1950's style conservative, godly family paradise, with no evil atheists and Satanists running the world![8]
Radio shows
Dice has previously been the host of his own radio show, John Conner's Resistance Radio, back in his early days, when he went under the pseudonym John Conner (how original!). However, this received very little attention and Dice was low on funds, so it was abandoned pretty quickly. Some of his archived shows still remain accessible on the internet. He also later ran Mark Dice Live! on Volke.com from 2011-12, but this was abandoned as well, for some reason.
Please don't
If self harm is your idea of fun, all one needs to do is spend a couple of hours on Mark Dice's YouTube channel watching the moronic rants he's created over the past seven years one after another. He's undoubtedly one of the most unpleasant, irrational, childish, arrogant, condescending, narcissistic idiots you're ever likely to come across on the Internet.
See also
- Glenn Beck - Just as crazy as Dice, but Dice doesn't like him because of some mean things he said about truthers.
- Ron Paul - Arguably Dice's hero. He endorsed him in both 2008 and 2012, but obviously to no avail.
- David Icke - Actually stood up to Dice in an interview where Dice arrogantly accused him of being a Satanist. Too bad he's just as crazy as him.
- Luke Rudkowski - Arguably just as crazy, unpleasant and moronic as Mark Dice. Founder of libertarian activist group We Are Change
- Paleolibertarianism Dice's political views in a nutshell.
Footnotes
- ↑ Buy the book, zombies! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JBhHOow69A
- ↑ Boycott the bread and circus SuperBowl or prepare to die in a FEMA camp! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZP1M-7avfQ
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrgMoRqAR0A
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4owO_XKYd5E
- ↑ Atheism is a bad thing! It must be, Mark Douche said so! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJvD0mM9Hyw
- ↑ https://twitter.com/MarkDice/status/318480447988441089
- ↑ Don't completely disagree here, Lil Wayne is terrible after all...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7HmcHMl7DY
- ↑ Answering Diceman's prayers. What more proof do you need?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCVZCixFYqI