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Strictly, Rule 34 is about the explicit content rather than the superficial differences - and there are no exceptions to Rule 34. Imagine the possibilities: if your sexual fantasy involves ketchup, mailboxes, potato chips, barnyard animals, plaster casts, bananas, and floppy discs all at the same time, you ''will'' find pr0n involving all those things if you but look on the internet, a good place to start would be either [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] or the restricted "adult content" section of DeviantART. There are no exceptions. Have fun you perv! | Strictly, Rule 34 is about the explicit content rather than the superficial differences - and there are no exceptions to Rule 34. Imagine the possibilities: if your sexual fantasy involves ketchup, mailboxes, potato chips, barnyard animals, plaster casts, bananas, and floppy discs all at the same time, you ''will'' find pr0n involving all those things if you but look on the internet, a good place to start would be either [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] or the restricted "adult content" section of DeviantART. There are no exceptions. Have fun you perv! | ||
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| + | In October, 2000, a video-store chain owner named Larry W. Peterman<ref>Snicker. Too bad his first name wasn't "Harry." That'd be hilarious. Who knows? Maybe the W stands for Willy. Snicker.</ref> was on trial in Provo, [[Utah]] -- home of Brigham Young University -- for selling hardcore videos. The prosecution used the [[community standards]] argument against Mr. Peterman, which turned out to be the trial's undoing. Peterman's lawyer, Randy Spencer, noticed that local Marriott<ref>While not directly owned by the [[Mormon]] church, the Marriott chain is owned by a Mormon family who make it a point to show that they support [[family values]].</ref> hotel sat across the street from the courthouse. He sent an assistant to the hotel to find out which pornos were available on its pay-per-view system. He then sent the assistant to the local cable and satellite companies to gather statistics on how many people in the Provo area viewed porn on pay-per-view. | ||
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| + | Guess what? The God-fearing locals, who claimed live in the most [[conservative]] county in the [[United States]], absolutely love to watch other people screw. In fact, their viewership was disproportionately large<ref>Chortle.</ref> compared to the rest of the country. Based on this information, Mr. Peterson was found not guilty.<ref>[http://www.nytimes.com/2000/10/23/technology/23PORN.html?ex=1207713600&en=f7ce1cc13c29f816&ei=5070&pagewanted=all "Wall Street Meets Pornograpy"], ''New York Times'' website, posted 23 October 2000, accessed 21 May 2010.</ref> | ||
==Pr0n enters teh 21<sup>st</sup> century== | ==Pr0n enters teh 21<sup>st</sup> century== | ||
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh_peXHCX04 "The Internet is for Pr0n"] -- "Avenue Q"-''cum''-anime. (Pun very much intended.) | *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh_peXHCX04 "The Internet is for Pr0n"] -- "Avenue Q"-''cum''-anime. (Pun very much intended.) | ||
*[http://www.foundfootagefest.com/videos/pornography-winnable-war "Pornography: A Winnable War"]: Clip from a [[Focus on the Family]] video. [[James Dobson]] gives a lecture on his fact-finding tour of the sex industry. The reaction shots of his audience are priceless. | *[http://www.foundfootagefest.com/videos/pornography-winnable-war "Pornography: A Winnable War"]: Clip from a [[Focus on the Family]] video. [[James Dobson]] gives a lecture on his fact-finding tour of the sex industry. The reaction shots of his audience are priceless. | ||
| + | *[http://www.funnytitles.com/ FunnyTitles.com]: Just about every crazy title that pornographers have ever thought of. | ||
==Footnotes== | ==Footnotes== | ||
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Pr0n used to be pictures and movies of people better-looking than you, letting you watch them do things that you'd rather be doing than whatever it is you're doing at the moment, for a small fee. Now it is mostly people who look just like you, doing those same things, for free. Fundamentalists don't like it because it makes their pants fit funny and makes them forget that they're nasty, rotten, pathetic little slime that deserve nothing better than to be tied up and forced to lick God's boots. In a men's room. Naked.
Evidence suggests that both the far left and the far right hate pr0n. Which in turn means pr0n is exclusively for the fence-sitters[1] moderates.
So far, RationalWiki is not really part of the internet, because it contains no pr0n.[2]
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Rule 34
Of course, pr0n is not limited to people who look just like you, doing those same things, for free. According to Rule 34, for anything that exists, pr0n of that thing also exists. This is most commonly seen in the hilarious titles that are available for, *ahem* consumption. Although these are usually just mainstream porn with funny themes and titles so aren't really Rule 34 in action, they are pretty damn funny. Examples include:
- Womb Raider
- Star Whores
- In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
- E3 The Extra Testicle
- Romancing the Bone
- Porn on the 4th of July
- Schindler's Fist[3]
The list is almost endless.[4]
Strictly, Rule 34 is about the explicit content rather than the superficial differences - and there are no exceptions to Rule 34. Imagine the possibilities: if your sexual fantasy involves ketchup, mailboxes, potato chips, barnyard animals, plaster casts, bananas, and floppy discs all at the same time, you will find pr0n involving all those things if you but look on the internet, a good place to start would be either Encyclopedia Dramatica or the restricted "adult content" section of DeviantART. There are no exceptions. Have fun you perv!
Does the right wing really hate porn as much as they claim?
In October, 2000, a video-store chain owner named Larry W. Peterman[5] was on trial in Provo, Utah -- home of Brigham Young University -- for selling hardcore videos. The prosecution used the community standards argument against Mr. Peterman, which turned out to be the trial's undoing. Peterman's lawyer, Randy Spencer, noticed that local Marriott[6] hotel sat across the street from the courthouse. He sent an assistant to the hotel to find out which pornos were available on its pay-per-view system. He then sent the assistant to the local cable and satellite companies to gather statistics on how many people in the Provo area viewed porn on pay-per-view.
Guess what? The God-fearing locals, who claimed live in the most conservative county in the United States, absolutely love to watch other people screw. In fact, their viewership was disproportionately large[7] compared to the rest of the country. Based on this information, Mr. Peterson was found not guilty.[8]
Pr0n enters teh 21st century
On 21 May 2010, a technological quantum leap in the production of porn was announced -- 3-D!!![9][10] Look for a run on new 3-D TVs and computer monitors.
See also
External links
- Perversion for Profit -- A 1960s film on how pornography leads to Communism. Note its use of Nazi-style caricatures. Note also the reference to the "Communist Masters of Deceit" (4:33).
- "The Internet is for Pr0n" -- "Avenue Q"-cum-anime. (Pun very much intended.)
- "Pornography: A Winnable War": Clip from a Focus on the Family video. James Dobson gives a lecture on his fact-finding tour of the sex industry. The reaction shots of his audience are priceless.
- FunnyTitles.com: Just about every crazy title that pornographers have ever thought of.
Footnotes
- ↑ Depending on the structure of the fence, fence-sitters may experience varying degree of sexual pleasure from this act.
- ↑ Well, not much, but so little that it's actually hard to find.
- ↑ What? Too soon?
- ↑ A slightly longer list
- ↑ Snicker. Too bad his first name wasn't "Harry." That'd be hilarious. Who knows? Maybe the W stands for Willy. Snicker.
- ↑ While not directly owned by the Mormon church, the Marriott chain is owned by a Mormon family who make it a point to show that they support family values.
- ↑ Chortle.
- ↑ "Wall Street Meets Pornograpy", New York Times website, posted 23 October 2000, accessed 21 May 2010.
- ↑ Diaz, Jesus. "Here's the First 3D Porn Movie, At Last!", Gizmodo website, posted and accessed 21 May 2010.
- ↑ Bad jokes considered and rejected for this entry include: "Pr0n enters teh twenty-fist century"; "a glor
yholeious advance in porn was announced"; and "This will probably add another dimension to the term 'It'scummingcoming right at us!' "