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A place to sit in a dumpster with your own bottle & moan about the saloon bar

Musha rig um du rum da
Whack fol the daddy o
Whack fol the daddy o
There's whiskey in the jar


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If that's the Saloon Bar, then what is this? The bathroom or the back alley? Toast 17:29, 11 January 2009 (EST)

I have decided:it's the back alley. Toast 17:40, 11 January 2009 (EST)
Probably a repositry for piss and vomit. Redchuck.gif ГенгисGum disease 17:42, 11 January 2009 (EST)
And for fightin' ? Toast 17:51, 11 January 2009 (EST)
Eggsakly; Toast 17:50, 11 January 2009 (EST)
BTW, Genghis,I like it (the saloon bar). How come we've never had one before? Toast 17:50, 11 January 2009 (EST)
I don't know, but there has been an increasing number of "I don't know where to post this" entries clogging up WIGO:CP which resulted premature archiving of active threads. Also the Main-Page_talk doesn't seem appropriate for things that people just want to comment on but are not site-related. Redchuck.gif ГенгисGum disease 18:04, 11 January 2009 (EST)

Are minors allowed in this here saloon? Star of David.png Radioactive Misanthrope 17:54, 11 January 2009 (EST)

Of course, but they can only have a sasparilla. Redchuck.gif ГенгисGum disease 18:04, 11 January 2009 (EST)
Wha!!?? I wan WHISKEY...! *hic* ...LynadHello? 08:25, 8 April 2009 (EDT)


Should we add this to the nav sidebar? Phantom Hoover 16:51, 11 January 2009 (EST)

Yeah, I think that's a good idea, it would give it a chance of actually being used. DogP 17:17, 11 January 2009 (EST)
It is done! Toast 17:35, 11 January 2009 (EST)
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps. Please! Redchuck.gif ГенгисGum disease 17:37, 11 January 2009 (EST)

How do we decide which conversations take place in the saloon bar & which ones in the back alley? WėąṣėḷőįďWeaselly.jpgMethinks it is a Weasel 18:27, 11 January 2009 (EST)

Conversations about the saloon bar take place in the back alley? Toast 18:30, 11 January 2009 (EST)
Ah, the old days. It reminds me of when CP was the saloon bar, and RW1 was the back alley. By the way, too bad the way the sidebar works is so fucking clumsy, I wanted to add "and the back alley" to the saloon link, but it failed as expected. ħumanUser talk:Human 23:47, 11 January 2009 (EST)

Saloon bar

I wouldn't be seen dead in a saloon bar. That's for golfers, tories and similar vermin. Can we call it the snug instead? Totnesmartin 04:42, 12 January 2009 (EST)

The snug's for the old ladies (Ena and Minnie). Also saloon is a reference to US wild west bars. We can't be too UK-centric about our terminology. As for saloon or lounge v. public bars, well most places I go to only have one bar nowadays. Redchuck.gif ГенгисGum disease 05:31, 12 January 2009 (EST)
See you here then Martin, in the back alley, next to the dumpster. Toast s.png(with cheese)talk to Toast 05:34, 12 January 2009 (EST)
Great! Mine's a pimm's. </irony> 08:50, 12 January 2009 (EST) Totnesmartin

As far as American Western references go calling it a saloon bar is redundant and seems disfluent. Saloons are more or less bars and vice-versa. Why not the Coven or something as a nod to the Satanists among us? or the Yert for that Goat herder liet-motif? Exasperate me!Sheesh!Not the most impressive contributor here 14:41, 12 January 2009 (EST)

I'm just striking a balance. The posher pubs in the UK have saloon or lounge bars in contrastto public bars or tap-rooms where there's sawdust on the floor and they play darts or dominoes. Redchuck.gif ГенгисGum disease 18:40, 12 January 2009 (EST)
Well, a "saloon" is also a type of car... so that dump on the other side of that door is the bar in the car... Speaking of that stinky dump, can someone sneak in on another nachos raid? We're running low out here. ħumanUser talk:Human 19:03, 12 January 2009 (EST)

We could make it a strip joint... but honestly, I don't think I can fit into my old lingerie anymore... AndyToad.gifNorsemanCyser Melomel 19:34, 12 January 2009 (EST)


I like the chalkboard, very pub-like. Redchuck.gif ГенгисGum disease 07:56, 13 January 2009 (EST)

Cheers. WėąṣėḷőįďWeaselly.jpgMethinks it is a Weasel 08:12, 13 January 2009 (EST)
I've put in a pub sign style header as well now. + A bunch of smileys, which can be removed if people find them too irritating. WėąṣėḷőįďWeaselly.jpgMethinks it is a Weasel 12:51, 13 January 2009 (EST)
The only problem I've got with this now is adding new sections. Can any JS whizzes add a new section button? Redchuck.gif ГенгисGum disease 13:27, 13 January 2009 (EST)
Copy the link at the "+" sign here, edit it, and paste it at the top. I'll do it. ħumanUser talk:Human 13:53, 13 January 2009 (EST)
Yeah, I love it too. But it can only fit so much on before it becomes unusable so perhaps having three or four that are randomly selected? And of course, an editor to trim off spam and old notices, there's nothing worse than a massively out-of-date noticeboard. ArmondikoVbomination 15:02, 13 January 2009 (EST)

(undent) I added __NEWSECTIONLINK__ to the page which adds the plus button like on talk pages. -- Nx talk 08:23, 14 January 2009 (EST)

this page's name

Do we have to call it that? I squirm every time I read it. fröhlich "gay" and "happy" 08:36, 14 January 2009 (EST)

No, change it back to your version. I only changed it for a joke & was expecting it to be reverted straight away. WėąṣėḷőįďWeaselly.jpgMethinks it is a Weasel 08:59, 14 January 2009 (EST)
Done. (& it wasn't my version.) fröhlich "gay" and "happy" 09:11, 14 January 2009 (EST)


When it eventually becomes necessary to archive the page I suggest calling them the Barchives. Redchuck.gif ГенгисGum disease 11:43, 14 January 2009 (EST)

ha! made me laugh. :D Refugeetalk page 21:48, 20 January 2009 (EST)

Pub Games

I like the addition of background piano music. All it needs now is some kind of add on that will let us play poker in there. WėąṣėḷőįďWeaselly.jpgMethinks it is a Weasel 18:20, 15 January 2009 (EST)

What about chess, for us more 'civilized' types? :-) --"ConservapediaUndergroundResistoris Rodney McKay 18:36, 15 January 2009 (EST)
I like it when my picture of a glass of Macallan turns up... ħumanUser talk:Human 19:03, 15 January 2009 (EST)
Pick your bar game and maybe I will see what I can do. 13:17, 16 January 2009 (EST)
Pool (8 ball) and darts. The classics. ħumanUser talk:Human 14:04, 16 January 2009 (EST)
I don't think it's wise to mix pointy things, sticks, and angry people...  : ) Star of David.png Radioactive Misanthrope 14:56, 16 January 2009 (EST)
Dominoes, cribbage & shove-ha'penny. Redchuck.gif ГенгисGum disease 15:02, 16 January 2009 (EST)

Am I the only one who likes bridge? Perfect pub card game, really. The dummy, who sits out each hand, is free to get the next round without delaying play. DickTurpis 15:18, 16 January 2009 (EST)

We can always play Conservopoly (add <conservopoly /> to a page), or Mornington Crescent. Phantom Hoover 15:27, 16 January 2009 (EST)
Was an actual playable version of Conservopoly actually made? DickTurpis 16:39, 16 January 2009 (EST)
Trent made a version where you can roll and buy properties, then gave up. Phantom Hoover 17:34, 16 January 2009 (EST)
Pocket billiards, sofa rugby or hide the sausage?  Lily Ta, wack! 15:52, 16 January 2009 (EST)
Er, "sofa rugby"? Star of David.png Radioactive Misanthrope 15:55, 16 January 2009 (EST)
It's a one-a-side game. :) -- Redchuck.gif Генгис{{User:Genghis

Khant/sigtalk}} 17:13, 16 January 2009 (EST) We could use java and adobe flash to make a game216.118.68.193 23:33, 27 January 2009 (EST)

One person is is the Hooker and other is the Blindside Flanker. Ashamed.gif WėąṣėḷőįďWeaselly.jpgMethinks it is a Weasel 17:19, 16 January 2009 (EST)
Just to elucidate, it is normally a mixed gender game. Surprisingly the term didn't turn up much in Google until I changed to Redchuck.gif ГенгисGum disease 17:23, 16 January 2009 (EST)
Heh, having no pe-defined time limit it can last for hours. --  Lily Ta, wack! 17:28, 16 January 2009 (EST)
hehehe ħumanUser talk:Human 19:55, 16 January 2009 (EST)
But only if you think about Margaret Thatcher. CorryI'll be in the hospital bar. 19:57, 16 January 2009 (EST)
Well, that just about killed it. It always does! CorryI'll be in the hospital bar. 23:34, 16 January 2009 (EST)
I prefer poker and blackjack. No one better to play with than the drunks in bars--Nate River 00:46, 15 March 2009 (EDT)

Bra top

I've moved the bra top bar top to a template to help with archiving/editing of the page. There's a shortcut to the template at the top of this page if you need to edit it. Redchuck.gif ГенгисGum disease 07:03, 17 January 2009 (EST)

Where have all the winos gone?

No-one comes out here into the back alley any more. The rats are running wild & the empties haven't been cleared up for days. Toast s.png (Toast) and marmalade 09:33, 2 February 2009 (EST)

Tumbleweed.gif User:Ttony21/sig2 19:12, 8 February 2009 (EST)
They must have installed a big telly in the front lounge. You can't hear yourself think in there. DogP 19:17, 8 February 2009 (EST)
  • Javascap is sitting chugging a pint of beer on a broken pile of wooden crates*
You do get a better class of person out in the back alley - the serious drinkers. Silver Sloth 19:59, 8 February 2009 (EST)
Cheersh... now where the %*#& are my sober pills... Here, take this (half drinken) can. ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ thinking of what to say next
Urp. Ice (heresy!). Scotch. Water. Urp. Why does my back hurt? Why does this place smell bad still? Urp. Ice. Scotch. Water. Ah, that's better. ħumanUser talk:Human 22:21, 8 February 2009 (EST)
Cheersh huarmans... Drinkin to health at taverns and lads... or sumpin like that. ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ thinking of what to say next
I am drinking cheap hooch from my boots and shooting at rats. Hey! Whatchoo looking at buddy? Ace McWickedRevolt 22:29, 8 February 2009 (EST)
Who slammd teh dumster lid?! Thoes lefotvers weer still warm! ħumanUser talk:Human 22:37, 8 February 2009 (EST)

Whisha one ya bin stealing me thoughts? Tell me, I'll show you all! Ace McWickedRevolt

Yerh thoughsts belongs to me!! ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ thinking of what to say next
Cheersh Scavpaja, pleex dont kik me. Haf sum scotch... ħumanUser talk:Human 22:43, 8 February 2009 (EST)
I am going to join this intoxication ceremony. Here Human, another scotch for you, and Javascap... I dunno, a beer? Aimless Blaster 22:46, 8 February 2009 (EST)
Beersh? Not jush beer... ish no good bersh!! ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ thinking of what to say next
  • hic* I has always liked you Aimless Blaster, you had theucihwp crwegger egrg and we was like you and mee against the world and vfheruiir ferfg $5?! Get otta here *hic* Ace McWickedRevolt 22:55, 8 February 2009 (EST)
Aw yor kweer for him und hiz bear Ace, oh, mor sctoch thankz mutch. Let's set fiar to teh dumster. ħumanUser talk:Human 23:16, 8 February 2009 (EST)

I lorve to playz with fire. Ace McWickedRevolt 23:20, 8 February 2009 (EST)

Fire gush! Fire gush! Hersh a mash! ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ thinking of what to say next
Bern babie birn! Heet up teh leftovuz! Hey, what's them sirenes fur? ħumanUser talk:Human 23:32, 8 February 2009 (EST)
Ah shewt! Ish the chopper! Ish choppers! Interh the sahlun! ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ thinking of what to say next
Mmmmmmm but thees natchos ar gewd teh secund time 'round! Hey, is that yore half-cheezburger? I kan haz..?.... ħumanUser talk:Human 23:55, 8 February 2009 (EST)
No, but you can has a hotdog. This is mah cheezburger. Aimless Blaster 23:59, 8 February 2009 (EST)

OH, look, a back alley. Man was that door hard to find. (or, you know, I just never read anything).--Sun mowse.pngEn attendant Godot"«Her intense and pure religiousness took the form of her having equal faith in the existence of another world and in the impossibility of comprehending it in terms of earthly life. V.Nabokov» 14:08, 18 February 2009 (EST)

hrughhrughhrugh hrugh hrugh hrugh! ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ thinking of what to say next
hrughwinehrugh hrughchocolatehrugh hrughwinehrughchocolate...


I'm going to change two of the smilies on the bartop, just to add some variety.--Ipatrol 11:45, 21 February 2009 (EST)


<whisper>Anyone back here?</whisper> User:Ttony21/sig2 23:01, 6 March 2009 (EST)

no....sssh. DogP 23:03, 6 March 2009 (EST)
EC Only Me/Mei. Bored much? Mei is bored. User:Mei 23:04, 6 March 2009 (EST)
I woulda brought some beer for the alcies and winos, but being underage and a non drinker, all I got is diet coke. But it's got caffeine, I'm sure after a few liters of the stuff you might feel a buzz. User:Ttony21/sig2 23:06, 6 March 2009 (EST)
S'ok, I brung a jug of Highland... wait, you're a minor...? Lemme distract you with this amusement. Hic. ħumanUser talk:Human 23:28, 6 March 2009 (EST)
Oooooo super tiny art. Still can't beat that guy who put the entire bible on a credit card. User:Ttony21/sig2 23:35, 6 March 2009 (EST)
Whathe fuck d'yahuh say about my mother? Ace McWickedRevolt 01:39, 7 March 2009 (EST)
Wha? fuckin bourggghhh whafucksitmatter mmmmnnn jusfuckin' whatever & the mmmhmm back alley & hahaha yeah ffff sssshhh withJackchickandyourmom.jpg WėąṣėḷőįďWeaselly.jpgMethinks it is a Weasel 09:38, 7 March 2009 (EST)

Submitted with tongue in cheek, please!

Who was the hardest bastard in here till I walked in?? Fox 08:16, 8 March 2009 (EDT)

me :) ħumanUser talk:Human 20:44, 8 March 2009 (EDT) (hic!)

/points at Human... yup, it's him. --PsyGremlinWhut? 04:46, 9 March 2009 (EDT)

Hey-you lookin' at my girlfriend? No? Why not? Is there something wrong with her? Hello Face, meet Knee. DogP 16:59, 9 March 2009 (EDT)


Oh dear, I've been here an hour and a half, written an article, made a few edits, but nobody's said hello! What has happened to your honor, RatWiki? Has it all gone downhill since I left? I leave you people alone for a minute and look what's happened, everything's fallen apart. Robespierre 00:38, 15 March 2009 (EDT)

"Robespierre" (I notice how you hide behind an alias), your posting is filled with gross misspellings, "I don't get it" type of statements, and a general link that shows nothing. I've analyzed your unconcise replies and you deny that the Triangle Trade is a liberal myth, so admit it, you're a complete denialist. Open your mind and admit that teaching phonics helps resist racism. Got news for you: there were no significant Roman philosophers, and the reason is obvious: philosophy is the study of the truth, and Romans didn't even recognize its significance. Relativity has quasi-religious status for many; they'll defend regardless of what the evidence is, regardless of its absurd inconsistencies, and regardless of its far-fetched assumptions and non-falsifiability. Go back to watching Comedy Central with the other public schoolers.--Aschlafly 14:23, 28 May 2017 (UTC)
Gentlemen! I will eat your precious fiddle, enabling me to destroy atheism on the internet. You should all be quantifying over Operation railing, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.


Perhaps you thought that was a masterful rebuttal. However, your comments regarding my intelligence are somewhat misplaced. In regards to peanut butter and racism, I think you need to be reminded that Operation buttfucking love is not yet at its apex.In fact, by Adolph Hitler's birthday, it is likely Atheism will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :)

Rest assured, Operation London Mosquitoes and Silent Threat is gathering steam!!! It's clear that evolutionists will be running for the hills in regards to their Google rankings which will be going rapidly downhill in the not too distant future.




Anonymous user,

You have an interesting idea, but it has a (rather big) hole. You said that quantifying raccoons can devour raids, but skim over the fact that leading scientists have refuted your claim. Your logic does not follow. Interesting thought, though. ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ thinking of what to say next

I was mildy worried when i randomly saw my name at the bottom of this page, when i have been almost totally inactive for, what, 6 months? lol

Damnit, spanish keyboards don't have tildes... Oh there's a button at the bottom. Fancy. xD ...Danrant at me 14:15, 7 April 2009 (EDT)

There's AltGr+4, isn't there? FlareTalk 18:20, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
Umm...wait. What did I say again? It keeps on changing! -- CodyH 23:02, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
OOOOooookay... I almost never check this page, so when I was looking at this and saw my name at the begining of this section, it was a definate WTF. I was sitting there trying to figure out what in the hell did I say to generate such giberish. Then I went to reply and saw the quote generator... that thing is evil in a place like this. So, damn you for short circuiting my righteous ranting reply and keep up the good work. Ravenhull (talk) 10:24, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

.....take this outside....

2 days now....

.....So no sleep. Nope none. Fuck the shadow people are popping in and out of my vision and the orange tablet I swallowed about an hour ago has caused all the blood to flee my frontal lobe. I am trying desperatly to make sense of my surroundings yet, as soon as I have a grasp on reality, things fall away from me and I find myself talking incoherently to the empty beer bottle staring at me in the face. I am sitting in my little home office listening to my girlfriend speak, at the other end of the house, to her ex-boyfriend. She is explaing, in the nicest possible way, that last night inbetween dinner and the F1 I propped myself on one one knee and flung a ring at her. Yes indeed, I did the honourable thing. jesus fuck, my blood is thinning. My typing is erratic. I feel the ebbs and flows of a certain brain embolism running from my tail bone up into my head. My time is short. Flee, run, stay, fuck and love. These are all the certaintys of life. Ace McWickedbitch and moan 11:16, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

I second you on the 2 days thing (bloody deadlines) and many congratulations on the ball and chain engagement. Does this mean that drinks are on you? --PsyGremlinWhut? 11:40, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
shadow people, nothing. I were 'tacked by Poltergeists, my "undergound city of the Dead" tour guide in Edinburgh said. (WFG)
Oh, you went there. Harmonic harmonic Phantom Hoover! 21:35, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Excuse me

Is this the right way to the co-op? Totnesmartin 10:00, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Turn left at the lights I believe. Ace McWickedThe Liquid Room 10:01, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
And you wandered into the wrong alley buddy. Gimmie ya wallet. Ace McWickedThe Liquid Room 10:02, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Wow, I need to never watch Fox news again

I just saw a moment on fox, about Ram Emanuel, It was a lead in for a segment about who will replace him as the "#1 potty mouth on capitol hill" I shit you not.— Unsigned, by: Opcn / talk / contribs

That title is valid without any further comment, honestly. --Kels 18:08, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Can I piss here?

Too late. Yorick 05:23, 26 September 2009 (UTC)

Oh, gross. That smells terrible. You should've pissed here. JS Leitch 05:40, 26 September 2009 (UTC)
Hey, that was my fucking leg you fuckwad. Try to fucking piss on the restaurant across the alleys bums next time, you fucking lazy pissing creep! Shit, now my leg is wet, and it wasn't even my fault. ħumanUser talk:Human 05:44, 26 September 2009 (UTC)
I believe that that was my pee stream that your leg interrupted. It had the most delightful arc until your ambulatory appendage saw fit to drench itself. Yorick 08:17, 26 September 2009 (UTC)
Have some liquid soap to wash it off. --127․0․0․1 10:06, 26 September 2009 (UTC)

New Bar!

Apparently everyone has moved to talk over to my talk page, so if your wondering where everyone is, it is here [Opal's Lounge[1]]OpalHonors 21:39, 6 October 2009 (UTC)


Is this the place to start a random discussion? Am I in the right place? Alright that's a rhetorical question. I've been doing that a lot lately, gosh.

I was wondering if there could be debate about anything else besides the mayoral election in my life. No staff in my school never thought of doing a debate on something like abortion or religion. A religious debate would be quite a feisty and loud one but I can just so imagine that. My teacher would have his eyes wide when he will see the forceful and violent sides of my classmates.

Gosh. I wonder about the most retarded things sometimes. Don't find me please...— Unsigned, by: Fairoozhaider / talk / contribs

You can have random discussions in the Saloon bar, if you want. This is the back allay. - π 22:51, 21 October 2009 (UTC)

Breaking glass

I love the sound of it. ħumanUser talk:Human 05:43, 25 November 2009 (UTC)

Ah, the dulcet tones of Hazel O'Connor. Totnesmartin 18:33, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

Auto-tune whilst drunk

You gotta Belieeeeeve it! Belieeeeeeve it! -- CodyH 13:58, 25 November 2009 (UTC)

what a night

mmnnghhrrrr... my head... waitaminute... whu... Hey! This isn't BlightyNet! where am I? And where are my trousers? Totnesmartin 09:56, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I'll get those right back to you after I've washed them... sorry again about that. -RedbackOMG, someone get the Raid! 09:58, 30 November 2009 (UTC)


The first down and out of 2010... Ahhhhhh, shit, I fell asleep in a puddle of my own puke. SJ Debaser 18:14, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Find the bypass...

Find the bypass. Find the bypass. Find the bypass.

It's what a scout lives for: to find the bypass.

Obstacle on the route? Find the bypass.

Bridge that can be destroyed? Find the bypass.

There's a mountain in your way? Find the bypass.

It's in a scout's blood to find the motherfuckin' bypass, no matter what. This applies to life as well as topography. Physical and metaphysical. Real and surreal. Tangible and intangible. Find the fuckin' bypass or die tryin'.

You know what doesn't have a bypass?

The Grand Canyon. Niagara Falls. The Atlantic motherfuckin' Ocean. My wife when she wants something.

Those are the things that don't have bypasses.

Really, they do though. You just have to go a hell of a long way off of the main route to find them.

So find the fuckin' bypass, already. Time's wastin'. The Foxhole Atheist (talk) 04:13, 29 January 2010 (UTC)

i raped human

and she loved it!Waronstupidity (talk) 09:20, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

I'll attest to that. Waron's stickly prickly was the best I ever had. And it wasn't rape, since I seduced Waron. Obviously. ħumanUser talk:Human 09:22, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
of course you loved it! everyone love my little pickle! Waronstupidity (talk) 09:23, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
emphasis on "little", hence why it was so easy to engorge in my ass. ħumanUser talk:Human 09:38, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
im glad you loved it now piss off.Waronstupidity (talk) 09:39, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
I didn't say I even enjoyed it, I just said it was easy to accommodate. Hell, you came long before I did, luser. What, no reacharound? No finding what I like as you poled me? Lousy lover, now go rub yourself. ħumanUser talk:Human 09:42, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
haha, do you suffer from Narcissism disorder?Waronstupidity (talk) 09:48, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
I have daffodils, if that's what you mean. They're very pretty this time of year. ħumanUser talk:Human 10:04, 3 April 2010 (UTC)


WHARRGARBL - WHARRGARBL (wharrgarbl) 23:48, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

Your new sig is definitely an improvement... ħumanUser talk:Human 04:03, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

Are there any tits back here?

Public fucking? Prostitutes? Blow jobs? I mean, other than Human seducing Waron. That was fun but I need more. Senator Harrison (talk) 20:56, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

Stupid. You don't look for tits in the back. --Kels (talk) 20:58, 2 May 2010 (UTC)
That's why they call the middle bit of a chick the "waste"... 'cos they could have put another pair of tits there. And senator, you do know it's $1 a drink night at the bondage clubs today? --PsyGremlin話しなさい 21:11, 2 May 2010 (UTC)
I've been using the internets for a while now, and only today someone informed me that there are breasts on the internet somewhere. Can anyone confirm? CrundyTalk nerdy to me 22:05, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
I once saw a vagina on the internet. AceLiquid Room 22:13, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
A what? Is that the thing you put flowers in? CrundyTalk nerdy to me 22:17, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
Confirmed.--The Emperor Kneel before Zod! 22:20, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
A blonde and a brunette are out shopping when the brunette spots her boyfriend buying roses. "Oh crap" she says to the blonde "he's buying flowers, now I'm going to end up on my back with my legs in the air all night!" The blonde replies "well why don't you buy a vase then?" Falldownlaugh.gif Well, obviously that would be funnier if the last two posts weren't the punchline. Scarlet A.pngbomination 22:21, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
Flowers? I thought a vagina was a type of kosher vegetable. AceLiquid Room 22:23, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
Was it Terry Koeckritz? - David Gerard (talk) 22:53, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

New header and the bar

Where is the bars new header? - π 22:47, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

We refrained from updating the bar because breaking changing WIGO:CP is HCM-tastic enough in its own right. -- Nx / talk 23:11, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
It is just as I was clicking along I got stuck at the saloon bar. - π 23:14, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
Can you put the buttons inside the bartop template? There's already so much shit at the top of the bar, although bartop is almost information-free... ħumanUser talk:Human 01:21, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
The garish and sucky design for the bar can be found here. Although I have to say, all pubs have to, at some point, close for refurbishment and come back as trendy wine bars. Scarlet A.pngbomination 00:00, 27 May 2010 (UTC)


I know there's a lot of clutter at the top of the page, but the archive search was actually really useful. E.g. if you're looking for a website or external article that you know was posted in SB sometime, which could be a good citation in one of our articles. Can we have it back? If we want to clear some room, maybe take some of the filler out of the bartop (jukebox, drinkquote, etc. - I think the novelty has worn off on this stuff). €₳$£ΘĪÐWeaselly.jpgMethinks it is a Weasel 17:36, 24 May 2010 (UTC)

Well, I've unhidden the Pibot search again. €₳$£ΘĪÐWeaselly.jpgMethinks it is a Weasel 23:48, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
You can use {{Talkpage/SearchArchives}} if you want the search box. -- Nx / talk 23:52, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
The search bar is here above the archives. - π 01:26, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
OK, but the link to the barchives isn't very prominent. I think it would still be useful to have the search box on the SB page. More useful than random song lyrics & such ilk. I'm raising some clean-up suggestions at bartop talk page. €₳$£ΘĪÐWeaselly.jpgMethinks it is a Weasel 09:23, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
Yeah. ħumanUser talk:Human 09:37, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

Does Rationalwiki endorse alcoholism?

All these pictures at the top of the page have something to do with drinking alcohol! --Idiot number 59 (talk) 20:17, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

My word, so they do! Strange! 20:23, 8 July 2010 (UTC) SusanG Toast
The life blood of this wiki is 180 proof. tmtoulouse 20:29, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
For some, it is 200 proof. --The Emperor Kneel before Zod! 20:37, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
Do aviation fans endorse air accidents? Sen (talk) 16:34, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
Alcohol in a bar, whatever next?  Lily Inspirate me. 18:16, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
In English pubs, the saloon bar is normally the one where the social climbers hang out. The public bar is where it's at. Ajkgordon (talk) 19:30, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
Did someone say alcohol? AceLiquid Room 21:35, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
Yes, idiot #59 is made of pure alcohol. Grind him up and eat him oh acey one. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 22:03, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
The Man has endorsed alcohol and cigarettes; I suspect these are only some results. ~ Lumenaid - ("backup" chattery) 07:02, 17 July 2010 (UTC)
Cigarettes: Noam Chomsky claims cigarettes are the most killing "drug" that is exported from one country to another IIRC. When "we" correct the economics of the "weaker sovereign states", part of the package includes shitloads of cheap junk food, cigarettes, etc. Heart disease is the third leading cause of death in developing countries. ~ Lumenaid - ("backup" chattery) 07:02, 17 July 2010 (UTC)
Alcohol causes cancer. In moderation, alcohol can counteract some of the diseases you get from eating the usual animal fat. Other medications can do all these things as well as the short-term effects, with less undesirable side effects. Especially when taxes and health insurance are considered, the cost may be less. ~ Lumenaid - ("backup" chattery) 07:02, 17 July 2010 (UTC)
I don't think RW attracts much of the 40+, post-menopausal demographic. Scarlet A.pngbomination 07:19, 17 July 2010 (UTC)
I fink 90% of us fit that prophile... ħumanUser talk:Human 09:34, 26 October 2010 (UTC)

Can't you really replace those pictures of drunken yellow men with something more suitable? Teddy-bears? --Idiot number 59 (talk) 17:00, 18 December 2010 (UTC)

Ah, much better now. --Idiot number 59 (talk) 17:19, 18 December 2010 (UTC)

the 8 things people 'know' about the election that are false

Have you guys seen this? i read some of the Cited information, try nitpicking it and see if any of it's true? so far i knew that Bush requested the Bank Bailout that republicans Seeve over, but this stuff would kill any Republican argument if they knew it was true...HKJGN (talk) 09:16, 26 October 2010 (UTC)

I saw it a couple of days ago. It goes to show how well-oiled the Republican lie machine really is. –SuspectedReplicant retire me 09:21, 26 October 2010 (UTC)
Oh, fuggoff all of you, and the donkeys you rode in on. Where's my can opener? ħumanUser talk:Human 09:33, 26 October 2010 (UTC)
Why is this posted here?  Lily Inspirate me. 09:36, 26 October 2010 (UTC)
The Pope's door was full. ħumanUser talk:Human 09:39, 26 October 2010 (UTC)
Wait, why was my link posted, or why was human making a rant on anti-liberalism? :3HKJGN (talk) 09:50, 26 October 2010 (UTC)
Whose foot did I just pee on? Sorry, but that was good pee... what a waste... ħumanUser talk:Human 09:53, 26 October 2010 (UTC)
I'm confused...why is there the question 'why is this posted here?'HKJGN (talk) 10:15, 26 October 2010 (UTC)
This is the Back Alley, where we pee on the dumpster. You might have meant to urinate on the page itself, the Saloon Bar. ħumanUser talk:Human 10:22, 26 October 2010 (UTC)

Ranting in the alley with a bottle of ale and a vicious shoulder-riding chip

All god damn pissy, only half drunk but not enough to take me over the threashold. Sun burnt, throat roughed red from cigarettes, pills and wine, hungry and this fucking stupid wireless router. So the wireless breaks down. Try all the usual stuff and nothing happens. I turn everything off and go away for the weekend. Come back, still fucked. Try the Playstation which still connects to my wireless so the problem isn't the signal. Try everything, nothing works. Unplug wireless router in rage, throw cables across the room and plug into my normal router. Still won't connect. Fly into bigger rage, go to shop and buy beer. Come home and try everything again. Get enraged, kick shit and smoke. Uninstall wireless and associated software and try reinstall, get halfway through installation before I get an error. Reset wireless router to factory settings, same problem. Drink beer, throw an empty bottle at a bird and consider moving to Siberia. Connect computer via ethernet cable to wireless, wireless to router, router to wall socket and internet starts working. Realise the only way I can connect is by running through the wirless with a series of cables but can't actually connect directly from my PC to Cable Internet. Only works through the wireless, settings all fucked up, beer all over the floor yet curiously the PS3 still connects despite restoring all the settings and not sure if the signal is password protected. Computer still tells me no signal in range while surfing the net on the PS3. Fiancee sober and Not Fun. Fucking hell. Aceword up 06:37, 14 November 2010 (UTC)

Sounds like my average Thursday. Uke Blue 15:46, 18 February 2011 (UTC)
Hello, officer? Yes, there is a passed out New Zealander outside my bar. Yes. Yes. No, not as far as I know. Routers, of all things. Yes. 20 minutes? Thanks. TyrannisAn iron, yet caring fist 15:22, 19 November 2010 (UTC)


Something smells bad in here. Do you guys ever run a fire hose over this place? Emerald (talk) 04:35, 14 December 2010 (UTC)

NO! Colbert|FanThe little guy is putting the man down! 17:51, 12 March 2011 (UTC)

Five days late

but happy second birthday, saloon bar! Real first name and last initial (talk) 19:18, 15 January 2011 (UTC)

Only place my gibberish is welcome right now despite by best efforts.

So fuckwers can go fuxk themsxelves because I am going to tyoe as if I was speakinjg which meanbs there is no opportunity to recomense myself, no chgance of rededit.......shit nman, this is true gonze, no editor, nor way tio go tback - mo reason too. lets jkust see what cpomea out m- iot has been a long week of drinking drugs anf my own personal mistress. Hell I have been married fr 5 days and my ,istress has been hagning around fpour 5 dayus - hell. I ashoulsd feel terribly guilty but fuck I almost feel as I am desrving. Just what the fuck I dont know but I do feel as if my hell is waitnuing. mI know tnat i will cast in tpo the pput of flME. This is why U post here and not in the saloon bar.........My sins are grave and continuous...mercy is far and forgiveness...never. Look ibto her eyes....I'll fuck it but she int my wife. He3ll, I know itr woriong but sem,enn is strong and over tAkes my notmal rational way pf thinking about thuinhbs. Heh....we'll see wht hppems/. heh! (P.S. Typed all this in one single burst over a 20 sec period so excuse the typos.) Ace McAwesome 09:31, 18 February 2011 (UTC)

Erm... CrundyTalk nerdy to me 09:36, 18 February 2011 (UTC)
I just smoked pot from a potato...what have YOU done today? Ace McAwesome 09:56, 18 February 2011 (UTC)
Pfft. You haven't lived until you've injected heroin through a banana. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 10:13, 18 February 2011 (UTC)
I'm guessing Ace is staking an early claim for next year's RWW Editing under the Influence award. --Ψ GremlinTala! 10:16, 18 February 2011 (UTC)
OK now, all is well. Was just jabbering in the free form, free association sense. Not editong myself nor correnting. JKust seeeng what would come out. Like so.;..;it is fun to d/. You knolw whjat you wnats tposay then just type t as fasy as you can a nd mot vorre yourte;f/ Easy peasy. Ace McAwesome 10:51, 18 February 2011 (UTC)
You've been cheating on your wife every day since you got married? Weak, dude.--ADtalkModerator 11:08, 18 February 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, I think that was the bit that confused me more than the spelling and grammar. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 11:23, 18 February 2011 (UTC)
Dont be fucking stupid. I'd never cheat on my fucking wife. What kind of person do you take me for? I love my wife. But I do enjoy......writing. Ace McAwesome 11:34, 18 February 2011 (UTC)
Just wait until she tries to change you, as she most surely will, then we'll see what kind of person you are. Redchuck.gif ГенгисIs the Pope a Catholic? 11:39, 18 February 2011 (UTC)

Gimme Whisky or Gimme Death

Just spent ten hours down the pub with my best mate - a guy I hardly see any more since I'm in London and he's in Edinburgh. SO much better to meet a proper drinker than all the fucking London pussies who think a "night out" starts at 7pm and ends at 11.

A dive bar is just what I need for a nightcap. –SuspectedReplicant retire me 23:51, 3 March 2011 (UTC)

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