The back alley
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A place to sit in a dumpster with your own bottle & moan about the saloon bar
A place to sit in a dumpster with your own bottle & moan about the saloon bar
Musha rig um du rum da
Whack fol the daddy o
Whack fol the daddy o
There's whiskey in the jar
Oh No
There is a dinosaur in the back alley! What do we do? ROAR Z-Rex (talk) 20:13, 6 May 2011 (UTC)
- shoot it.--
-brxbrx 21:21, 6 May 2011 (UTC)
- I have 54 hit dice. WHAT NOW? Z-Rex (talk) 23:04, 6 May 2011 (UTC)
- let's see. dinos are animals, right? that's 1d8. So I think I can knock you out with a pit of boiling acid. 10d6 acid damage, 10d6 fire damage, each round. Suck it.--
-brxbrx 23:58, 6 May 2011 (UTC)
- Awakened. And you don't keep pits of boiling acid large enough for Gargauntuan creatures. And I have class levels. Z-Rex (talk) 00:02, 7 May 2011 (UTC)
- Fine. I have a Deity level of 3, in accordance with DnD 3.5 rules (updated from 3.0), and I use my deity power of domain manipulation to create
a pit of boiling acidan ocean of boiling acid beneath you. My domain encompasses the entirety of the Demi-plane of RW:Saloon Bar, and RW:Saloon Bar talk. The area of the ocean you are falling into happens to be covered by an anti-magic field, caster level 40 (appropriate for a deity, who general have 20 class levels and 20 HD in outsider). The anti-magic field also works as an anti-psionics field, because we are playing with the Psionics/Magic the same rules, as described in the Expanded Psionics Handbook. --
-brxbrx 00:14, 7 May 2011 (UTC)
- Fine. I have a Deity level of 3, in accordance with DnD 3.5 rules (updated from 3.0), and I use my deity power of domain manipulation to create
- Awakened. And you don't keep pits of boiling acid large enough for Gargauntuan creatures. And I have class levels. Z-Rex (talk) 00:02, 7 May 2011 (UTC)
- let's see. dinos are animals, right? that's 1d8. So I think I can knock you out with a pit of boiling acid. 10d6 acid damage, 10d6 fire damage, each round. Suck it.--
- I have 54 hit dice. WHAT NOW? Z-Rex (talk) 23:04, 6 May 2011 (UTC)