Richard C. Hoagland
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According to his biography at the Enterprise Mission, Richard Hoagland is a former space museum curator, NASA advisor, and science adviser to Walter Cronkite and CBS news. In the 90's, he started a program at Dunbar Senior High to get students involved with mission planning and data acquisition. This eventually grew into the Enterprise Mission, which is supported by many NASA senior officials, and has visited NASA centers multiple times.[1] He is also on the Board of Directors for American Antigravity. He has been a frequent guest on Coast to Coast AM.
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Europa
In 1980, Hoagland published a paper suggesting that life forms existed deep under the ice shield on Europa, one of Jupiter's moons. This idea was initially met with skepticism, but has since been increasingly recognized as plausible.[2][3] This idea has been supported by others, notably by Arthur C. Clarke, author of 2001: A Space Odyssey, and Dr. Robert Jastrow. According to the Enterprise Mission, Clarke went on to base 2010: The Year We Make Contact on this idea.[4] Europa has been studied during satellite fly-bys of the Pioneer and Voyager missions, and a more extensive study of Jupiter and its moons was conducted by the Galileo mission.
Face on Mars
Richard Hoagland's other most famous theory is that the Face on Mars in Cydonia Mensae was made by aliens. He offers up as proof many coincidences about ratios of angles formed by structures in Cydonia Mensae. However, a detailed explanation by Ralph Greenberg, a Professor of Mathematics at the University of Washington, points out many statistical problems in the approximation rates and many other coincidental ratios taken from random numbers.[5]
Other Theories
- The Apollo 1 astronauts were murdered.[6]
- Iapetus, one of Saturn's moons, is artificial.[7]
- There are semi-transparent glass structures on the moon.[8]
- 9/11 was a Masonic, Jewish, US Government conspiracy.[9]
- NASA has covered up nearly everything found on space explorations.
Mockery
Hoagland uses number of classic conspiracy theorist techniques. We'll spare you an in-depth analysis, and just mock them.
OMG numbers!
Look! When I calculate the letters in "chromosome", I can find a way to make it meaningful! Isn't that amazing?
Evil people
Evil societies, instead of using their vast resources and influence to just fucking buy the planet, sit in the background and waste their money manipulating our chromosomes. Of course! I knew it all along! DAYLIGHT SAVINGS IS A MASONIC CONSPIRACY TO ROB US OF OUR SUN!!! Plus, at their headquarters, they have an entire branch of people devoted to fitting their schedule to match obscure astronomical events... man, that's one hell of a handicap.
I imagine, every now and then, they have a conversation that goes like this:
"Jenkins, are we ready to implement our ultra-secret super-awesome plan?"
"Yes sir, but we missed the passing of the constellation Orion at a 33° angle over the earth... I'm afraid we'll have to wait another ten years for it to come around again"
"Damn you, Orion! Always foiling our plans!"
Blobs
"Ain't that funny? By analyzing photographs blown up to the point where we can see the pixels, I can read whatever I want into the pixels."
*Connects random blobs on photograph to make letters spelling out 'Richard C. Hoagland is a sexy beast'*
"OMGasecretmessages!!!!!!"
"And those fuzzy black-and-white blobs right there—here, I'll zoom in on them for you—" *zooms in to where you can't make anything out anymore* "OMG buildings! OMG a wall! OMG a face!"
See also
Footnotes
- ↑ The Enterprise Mission biography of Hoagland
- ↑ http://www.resa.net/nasa/europa_life.htm
- ↑ http://science.nasa.gov/newhome/headlines/ast05mar98_1.htm
- ↑ The Enterprise Mission on Europa
- ↑ Greenburg's letter to Hoagland
- ↑ http://www.enterprisemission.com/lib7.htm
- ↑ http://www.enterprisemission.com/moon1.htm
- ↑ http://www.v-j-enterprises.com/hoag526.html
- ↑ http://www.enterprisemission.com/tower2.htm