Sean Hannity
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The Freedom Alliance charity, that claims to raises money for wounded soldiers and survivors of fallen ones, has been exposed as only using three percent of its proceeds for the stated purpose.<ref>http://www.debbieschlussel.com/6938/sean-hannitys-freedom-concert-scam-only-7-of-charitys-money-went-to-injured-troops-kids-of-fallen-troops-g5s-g6s-for-vannity/</ref> | The Freedom Alliance charity, that claims to raises money for wounded soldiers and survivors of fallen ones, has been exposed as only using three percent of its proceeds for the stated purpose.<ref>http://www.debbieschlussel.com/6938/sean-hannitys-freedom-concert-scam-only-7-of-charitys-money-went-to-injured-troops-kids-of-fallen-troops-g5s-g6s-for-vannity/</ref> | ||
Hannity apparently insists on being flown around in a private jet, and to have access to a fleet of luxury vehicles for he and his family on the ground. | Hannity apparently insists on being flown around in a private jet, and to have access to a fleet of luxury vehicles for he and his family on the ground. | ||
| − | And this isn't a liberal making this charge -- its hard core right wing Ann Coulter wanna-be Debbie Schlussel. | + | And this isn't a liberal making this charge -- its hard core right wing Ann Coulter wanna-be Debbie Schlussel.<ref>[http://www.debbieschlussel.com/6938/sean-hannitys-freedom-concert-scam-only-7-of-charitys-money-went-to-injured-troops-kids-of-fallen-troops-g5s-g6s-for-vannity/ Schlussel's write-up of Hannity's charity shenanigans]. This story had originally been broken three years earlier by the [http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/8/6/6165/93743 Daily Kos], but they are liberal commies out to smear a great man by asking questions no rich white conservative should ever have to answer</ref> |
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Revision as of 11:04, 20 March 2010
You know that loud "happy drunk" type on the barstool next to you who's mostly fun when the game is on but tends to spout vaguely racist gibberish when the TV is off? The one who's fun to drink with but you're pretty certain he has the IQ of a brick? Well, give him a television show where he goes point-counterpoint against an uninteresting comedian and you've got that loudmouthed wingnut, Sean Hannity. In 2009 Alan Colmes was dropped from the Hannity and Colmes show and now Hannity has the floor to himself in Hannity's America where he can spout his non-stop drivel without having an annoying leftie commie to keep him in check. He also has a radio show where he gets to be even more obnoxious.
Hannity was discovered by Rush Limbaugh and did a few stints as his guest host before hitting the bigtime with Fox News. He was also responsible for inflicting neo-Nazi shitstirrer Hal Turner on the world.
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Citizenship
Sean Hannity is an Irish citizen, sharing dual citizenship with the United States. Oddly, no photo seems to exist of Hannity wrapped in an Irish flag.
Education
Education? We're talking Sean Hannity, schooled as a building sewage subcontractor. He subsequently trained as a semi-professional neo-Nazi.
Personal life
He is married to his life partner and soul mate, Alan Colmes. Hannity revealed their relationship in Variety, "It might surprise everybody that Alan's the top and I'm the bottom. When people say I'm a pain in the ass, I know what they're talking about."[citation needed]
"Ode to Sean Hannity"
The Ode to Sean Hannity is a poem written by John Cleese of Monty Python fame. The poem is an addendum of sorts to the pwning of Hannity at the hands of Obama campaign spokesman Robert Gibbs on the special edition of Hannity & Colmes [1] following the second Presidential debate of 2008. The poem was submitted to Keith Olbermann and read as part of the #1 story on the October 8, 2008 broadcast of Countdown with Keith Olbermann.[2]
- An Ode to Sean Hannity
- Aping urbanity
- Oozing with vanity
- Plump as a manatee
- Faking humanity
- Journalistic calamity
- Intellectual inanity
- Fox Noise insanity
- You’re a profanity
- Hannity
White supremacist
Hannity's background as a white supremacist has been glossed over. Learning from David Duke (R-South Africa), Hannity has distanced himself from former neo-nazi pal Hal Turner.
Amid accusations that Hannity staffers and "fan boys" have been purging the web on a mission to sanitize Hannity's record,[3] Wikipedia ("the encyclopedia that anyone can edit") has finally acknowledged Hannity's complicity. Don't look for this concession to appear anytime soon on Conservapedia ("the truss-worthy encyclopedia").
Following the 2008 Presidential elections, Hannity declared "underground war, guerilla war against President Obama".[4][5][6]
Effusive opinions
Hannity is on record as having spent more than an hour praising the United States of America as "The greatest, best, most free country on God's earth, ever". Fareed Zakaria wore a slightly desperate grin throughout. He also has a rather bizarre definition of the word "peace" that appears to have sod all to do with any acceptable definition on the Internet. Whereas even the usually unreliable Wikipedia calls it "an absence of hostility", Hannity basically likes to think peace means "blowing the shit out of dirty foreigners".[7]
Scamming via veteran's "charity"
The Freedom Alliance charity, that claims to raises money for wounded soldiers and survivors of fallen ones, has been exposed as only using three percent of its proceeds for the stated purpose.[8]
Hannity apparently insists on being flown around in a private jet, and to have access to a fleet of luxury vehicles for he and his family on the ground.
And this isn't a liberal making this charge -- its hard core right wing Ann Coulter wanna-be Debbie Schlussel.[9]
World records
- Use of the word 'hate' in a single show: 16,535
- Career usage of the word 'hate': 3.226x1027
See also
Footnotes
- ↑ We totally ripped this typographical joke from Senator Al Franken
- ↑ Newshounds reports on the poem.
- ↑ Hannity "fan boys"
- ↑ War against President Obama (funny how that's been removed!)
- ↑ Hannity's America (funny– that's been removed too!)
- ↑ Bill Moyerss' Contemporary America (Hannity hasn't gotten to NPR.)
- ↑ You Tube - Check Out Hannity's Definition Of Peace
- ↑ http://www.debbieschlussel.com/6938/sean-hannitys-freedom-concert-scam-only-7-of-charitys-money-went-to-injured-troops-kids-of-fallen-troops-g5s-g6s-for-vannity/
- ↑ Schlussel's write-up of Hannity's charity shenanigans. This story had originally been broken three years earlier by the Daily Kos, but they are liberal commies out to smear a great man by asking questions no rich white conservative should ever have to answer