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"Sex" can also refer to the act of sexual intercourse, wherein the male's penis is placed inside the woman's vagina, usually until the male ejaculates.  Although every human who has ever lived prior to the modern development of artificial insemination techniques was conceived by this process,<ref>With the possible exception of a few individuals held by various religions to have been born from a virgin</ref> one will find hardly any information about the sexual act on [[Conservapedia]].  Conservapedia says sex should be reserved for marriage, because the [[Bible]] tells them so.<ref>http://www.conservapedia.com/Sexual_intercourse</ref>  Therefore, fundies only find out if they are incompatible after getting hitched.  Then they have to live unhappily together, or divorce (which the [[Bible]] says is naughty and forbids them from doing).
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"Sex" can also refer to the act of sexual intercourse, wherein the male's penis is placed inside the woman's vagina, usually until the male ejaculates.  Although every human who has ever lived prior to the modern development of artificial insemination techniques was conceived by this process,<ref>With the possible exception of a few individuals held by various religions to have been born from a virgin</ref> one will find hardly any information about the sexual act on [[Conservapedia]].  Conservapedia says sex should be reserved for marriage, because the [[Bible]] tells them so.<ref>http://www.conservapedia.com/Sexual_intercourse</ref>  Therefore, fundies only find out if they are incompatible after getting hitched.  Then they have to live unhappily together, or [[divorce]] (which the [[Bible]] says is naughty and forbids them from doing).
  
 
Sex leads to many things that ultra-conservatives despise, such as pregnancy outside of wedlock, birth control, [[abortion]], serial monogamy or promiscuity, and sexually transmitted diseases, science (particularly evolutionary biology) to develop vaccinations (such as the [[HPV vaccine]]), [[sex education]], and health insurance for the masses to cover those cases where a disease has no cure or treatment. Because ultra-conservatives dislike all of these things, it is highly recommended that they abstain from all forms of sex and reproduction.
 
Sex leads to many things that ultra-conservatives despise, such as pregnancy outside of wedlock, birth control, [[abortion]], serial monogamy or promiscuity, and sexually transmitted diseases, science (particularly evolutionary biology) to develop vaccinations (such as the [[HPV vaccine]]), [[sex education]], and health insurance for the masses to cover those cases where a disease has no cure or treatment. Because ultra-conservatives dislike all of these things, it is highly recommended that they abstain from all forms of sex and reproduction.

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Sexuality

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Sex can refer to several things.

A person's sex is synonymous with their gender, e.g., whether they are male or female, or in some cases transgendered. Excluding the status of transgendered individuals, this is the only definition of sex that one will find on sites like Conservapedia.

The other main meaning of the term is the act of bumping nasties, either alone or with other consenting members of one's species. This is the meaning of the term we shall explore in this article.

In sociology, "sex" is usually reserved for the sweaty act, and "gender" is used to describe socially constructed roles, to retain some level of academic clarity.

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Squirting vs. thinking

"Sex" can also refer to the act of sexual intercourse, wherein the male's penis is placed inside the woman's vagina, usually until the male ejaculates. Although every human who has ever lived prior to the modern development of artificial insemination techniques was conceived by this process,[1] one will find hardly any information about the sexual act on Conservapedia. Conservapedia says sex should be reserved for marriage, because the Bible tells them so.[2] Therefore, fundies only find out if they are incompatible after getting hitched. Then they have to live unhappily together, or divorce (which the Bible says is naughty and forbids them from doing).

Sex leads to many things that ultra-conservatives despise, such as pregnancy outside of wedlock, birth control, abortion, serial monogamy or promiscuity, and sexually transmitted diseases, science (particularly evolutionary biology) to develop vaccinations (such as the HPV vaccine), sex education, and health insurance for the masses to cover those cases where a disease has no cure or treatment. Because ultra-conservatives dislike all of these things, it is highly recommended that they abstain from all forms of sex and reproduction.

It should be noted that both recent and longstanding studies have shown that (as the saying goes) "people are alike all over". A person's political or religious views usually tend to have very little impact on whether they practice what is seen by social conservatives as "negative" sexual activities, including homosexuality, a high lifetime number of partners, promiscuity, and pre-marital sex. In fact, some studies have shown that the social conservatives engage in them more.

Do Roman Catholics squirt or think?

Roman Catholic priests, monks, and nuns are supposed to avoid sex all their lives. They are not supposed to squirt, if they’re male (and especially not if they're female! Tee hee!). They are not supposed to let anyone squirt into (or onto) them if they are either gender. Sometimes this makes them very miserable. Not all of them have the willpower to remain celibate. Although, priests who are married before becoming priests are allowed to keep their marriage, as divorce is prohibited, and thus are allowed to have sex with their wives only.

Lay Roman Catholics are allowed to have sex, provided they are married, and and provided they don’t use contraceptives. Of course many Roman Catholics do both. They regularly have sex outside of marriage and they regularly use contraceptives in or out of marriage. If they’re good Catholics they go to confession after every time. Lay Catholics may think about other subjects but they don’t think very much about religion. They’re taught to believe what the priests tell them, and not to think for themselves.

Sometimes they manage to think a bit, but if they let themselves think logically, they’ll realize that the dogma they are fed is stupid.

"Cheating"

In addition, actual negative sexual activities, such as adultery (relating not to promiscuity or so-called "open relationships," but to emotional betrayal), unprotected sex, and especially sexual abuse, is practiced by equal (or increasing, depending on the study) numbers of social and political conservatives.

Naughty pictures

Pictures of sex are often included in medical textbooks, if you can get your hands on a cheap used one that doesn't have the relevant pages stuck together.

Other pictures of sex, that are usually much more interesting, are what the internets are for.

See also

Footnotes

  1. With the possible exception of a few individuals held by various religions to have been born from a virgin
  2. http://www.conservapedia.com/Sexual_intercourse
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