Strom Thurmond

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Strom Thurmond was the oldest human who ever lived. Some say he still lives, in a bunker somewhere deep in the hills of South Carolina. His greatest achievement as a U.S. senator was a filibuster lasting roughly 2/3rds of his total lifespan, or 227 years. He hated most black people, but loved one in a [http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Sex very special way].
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'''Strom Thurmond''' is a [[US]] [[Senate|Senator]] from the beautifully backwards state of [[South Carolina]]. He is currently serving his 102th term in the Senate. His greatest achievement as a U.S. senator thus far was a filibuster lasting roughly 2/3rds of his total lifespan, or 227 years. Though he hates most black people, he has an illegitimate black daughter that he recently paid [[slavery|reparation]]s to due to his involvement is a slave and master bondage session he had with his mother. The reparations were mainly paid so that she would stop telling people about how black she is.

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Strom Thurmond is a US Senator from the beautifully backwards state of South Carolina. He is currently serving his 102th term in the Senate. His greatest achievement as a U.S. senator thus far was a filibuster lasting roughly 2/3rds of his total lifespan, or 227 years. Though he hates most black people, he has an illegitimate black daughter that he recently paid reparations to due to his involvement is a slave and master bondage session he had with his mother. The reparations were mainly paid so that she would stop telling people about how black she is.

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