Ted Nugent

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Revision as of 05:38, 20 November 2008

Nugent showing appropriate respect for Teh Flag
They so proudly wear this insignia.

Ted Nugent was an American rock musician with a fondness for wailing lead guitar, and an insatiable appetite for "poontang", firearms and killing things. Now all washed up - due to the death of the record industry and not at all to do with his unlistenable music - he is a radio DJ somewhere irrelevant. Every four years, he says, this year he'll run for Governor of Michigan, at last; the population humors him by claiming they'd support him until he decides that he's not running after all.

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Something Corporal Klinger never tried to get out of the Army

According to a legend which seems to be true, Nugent avoided the draft during the Vietnam War by getting a psychological deferment. He showed up at the draft board looking and acting like he was homeless and schizophrenic. He also urinated and defecated in the pants he wore to his draft board physical. Some hold that this was not an act.[1] Deferment granted.

Naturally, he is now one of the most vocal proponents of what is popularly known as the Global War on Terror.

Death threats

On 8/24/07, Rolling Stone reported "Decked out in full-on camouflage hunting gear, Nugent wielded two machine guns while raging, “Obama, he’s a piece of shit. I told him to suck on my machine gun. Hey Hillary,” he continued. “You might want to ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless bitch.”"[2]

Homeschooling

Ted homeschooled at least one of his children for a a while, further . ... proving . . .... that . . ..... if . . . . . . .........errrr?

Footnotes

  1. http://www.pensitoreview.com/2007/08/28/ted-nugent-befouled-himself-to-avoid-vietnam-draf/
  2. http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2007/08/24/ted-nugent-threatens-to-kill-barack-obama-and-hillary-clinton-during-vicious-onstage-rant/
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