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'''Tennessee''', a wide but short state in the [[United States]], is the home of at least two former senators<ref>[[Al Gore]] and [[2008 U.S. Presidential Election|Fred Thompson]].</ref> that have since appeared on television and in films.
 
'''Tennessee''', a wide but short state in the [[United States]], is the home of at least two former senators<ref>[[Al Gore]] and [[2008 U.S. Presidential Election|Fred Thompson]].</ref> that have since appeared on television and in films.
  
''Tennessean is Tennesbelieven!''
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===Slogans===
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*''Tennessean is Tennesbelieven!''
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*''Tennessee, better than one through nineassee!''
  
 
==Claims to fame==
 
==Claims to fame==

Revision as of 01:52, 7 November 2008

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Tennessee, a wide but short state in the United States, is the home of at least two former senators[1] that have since appeared on television and in films.

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Slogans

  • Tennessean is Tennesbelieven!
  • Tennessee, better than one through nineassee!

Claims to fame

Tennessee is home to one of the largest NASCAR stadiums in America, located in Bristol.

It also has BONAROO. One of the only good things about it.

By far, however, the most incredible place in Tennessee is the Gatlinburg-Pigeon Forge-Sevierville area. If you never go anyplace else in your life, go there. You will be AMAZED!

Elvis sightings abound at Graceland in Memphis, and at trailer parks throughout the state.

Nashville is, of course, the capital of Country Music.

Tennessee was also home to the Scopes Monkey Trial.

Politics

Strangely enough, although benefitting greatly from the Tennessee Valley Authority project, Tennessee is notoriously anti-New-Deal/government spending. Even their Democratic governor, Phil Bredesen (a moderate by U.S. standards) could not recover Tenn-Care. As a result, their health care system now really, really sucks, if it even exists. This is probably because Tennessee's economy is based on services and nasty chemicals, although several northern counties are involved in mining and agriculture.

More ugly politics

Although the Appalachian Mountain cities often tout themselves as never wanting to leave the USA, the fact is that these cities, most notoriously Erwin (which cemented black people as late as the 1990s, and also has a candidate for city council endorsed by the prominent Council of Conservative Citizens.[2]), often have a substantial KKK population.

Wildlife and tourism

There are a lot of squirrels in Tennessee. Usually they plot and scheme to think up new and novel ways to raid bird feeders, but sometimes they take the occasional road trip to Pigeon Forge and Gatlinburg to visit their favorite theme park, Dollywood.

Migratory patterns

Tennessee tends to get more northerners moving into the state compared with the rest of the South; thus you might actually meet a liberal there, especially in the Oak Ridge/Norris area, where major investments such as TVA and the Manhattan Project occurred.

Footnotes

  1. Al Gore and Fred Thompson.
  2. http://www.williamdtucker.com/platform.html
The Bible Belt
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Kansas - Kentucky - Louisiana - Mississippi
Missouri - North Carolina - Oklahoma - South Carolina
Tennessee - Texas - Virginia - West Virginia - Jesusland


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