I think my favorite one was "UChicago: Where the odds are good but the goods are odd."
Seen those at more than one university.
For what it's worth, at least in Chicago, UC has a reputation for an exceptionally dour student body. I've had colleagues who have done research/interned/worked at Regenstein complain about how UC students have no sense of humor.
Yes, but as Nutty Roux will tell you, that's a perfect fit, seeing as I'm such a humorless cunt.
Exactly. You'll fit right in.