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and yes, it really is for real. really.
When did, frankly, scary amounts of passive aggressiveness become sexy?
When did pretending you watched someone take a shit become sexy? If my wife did that I'd say "You're fucking sick, woman. Get some fucking help."
There's also the Men's Health version if you haven't seen it yet (a follow-up to the analogous article charting Cosmo's lunacy). They're odd, very odd, in a very different way to Cosmo but I can't quite put my finger on why.
Is it supposed to be about sex or a chemistry experiment?
The men's articles have a bit of the pick up artist feel to them. "all women are a game. your job is to decipher the game". there's also the sense that everything is about the sex and just the sex, and not even the enjoyment of the sex. just getting to the sex.
"dip your willy into nutella". why??? dear god, why??? i don't want dick flavored nutella.
Maybe they think women are like dogs that don't want to take their medicine, so they cover the 'pill' in peanut butter to disguise it.
Men have to spread their seed as fast and as far as possible. No time for actually enjoying sex when there's a job to do.
"Pop your chap in a jar of Nutella, then present it to your lady. Be rewarded with a very enthusiastic blowjob." You might not be. Sounds a lot like when a cat drags in a dead rodent to present to its owner, expecting some kind of reward.
We had a teacher in high school who would pick up every piece of change and someone pulled the old "glue a penny to the floor" trick on him once. I guess Fox would consider that foreplay.
When boys picked on girls in the 1-5th grades, we were told it was "cause he likes you". I never believed that.
YOu all just liked picking on us, right?
Fairly sure it's because they're super reinforced to like 'boy things' -> girl things are taboo -> therefore being girly is icky -> make fun of girls.
But that just might be my inner feminist grumbling.