Another email. This time more humorous.
Are you sure? I have no e-mails from the last few days.....
Nevermind, I see it now. Cursed spam folders....
"Earth-shattering"? Minnesota isn't even an earthquake zone!
Yes we do. It's just that the strongest one ever recorded in Minnesota was a 3.8 in 2010. Not even enough to knock shit off walls.