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...and I'll have two children: a boy named "Bacon" and a girl named "London Philharmonica Orchestra" (but everybody will just call her "Phil").
Bake and Filly. Hey Bake, pick up your bike from the driveway, dude! Gotta pull the car in... Filly, go tell your mom I'm home, there's a good girl! :p
What? Heavens no. Why would I delete something so amusing? :-)
you're a sweetheart. :-) and a good writer too.. hurry up and write the next chapter, you can't just leave it there!
by the way, I thought it was so cool that you dedicated a chapter to Dumplin' ("Author's Notes: This chapter is dedicated to my dear web-friend Dumpling, who's currently in the hospital. Get well soon!") and you really are too hard on yourself - stop saying "If I suck, let me know" on every chapter... no you do not! your stuff is interesting.)