If I remember correctly...
From User talk:Tyrannis
I am not a football guy, but I attend LSU so I constantly have football around me, whether I want it or not. His cult is huge, but we burn rival coaches in effigy around here. Also, he eats grass. And gets paid more than the chancellor.
Sorry, the consensus is, from my sister, that he needs to stop last-minute victories and learn how to manage the clock. But she actually goes to the games.
Eats grass? He's a vegetarian?
Oh no, he and Canes are in too deep. Canes being the front for his cult. No, on the field he pulls grass up and eats it. No, I don't know why.