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Language is the musings of a soul given form.

    Talsley (talk)15:18, 22 September 2011

    Or, you know, the biologically driven forms that are a strange happenstance from some other evo devo that we saddled ourselves with.

    Since no one has to teach language, then it resides within. if you want it to be a soul, go for it. me? souls are messy creatures that like getting eaten for dinner, so I never invite them over myself.

      Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits15:20, 22 September 2011

      All creatures have souls. If we are nothing more than biology, then how do we think?

        Talsley (talk)15:21, 22 September 2011

        No one knows yet, but thinking pre-exists formal language, for sure. Hellen Keller thought, but had no language. what she thought about, with no language, no one really knows, and she couldn't really explain.

        We think because our brains picked up a side effect when they were trying to eat more, or maybe when we shifted to meat, or maybe when we stood up. it's all very very strange, as we don't have any brains to disect.

        But why would a soul help us think. Animals think. They do not have souls? Or do they?

        My cat eats souls. she's black. it's her job.

          Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits15:23, 22 September 2011

          Animals and plants have souls. Your cat does not eat souls, nothing can harm a soul save suicide.

            Talsley (talk)15:27, 22 September 2011

            No- - she does. I've seen her eating my husband's soul right from his mouth.

            And then she goes and pukes it up.

            Vietnamese souls must not taste good.

              Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits15:27, 22 September 2011

              Your husband is a communist? Poor dear, no wonder you view the world with blinders.

                Talsley (talk)15:29, 22 September 2011
                 

                I actually found Tolerance to Be a far more Amusing side entertainment.

                  ADK...I'll pilot your yogurt!15:29, 22 September 2011

                  Again, you refuse to take me seriously.

                    Talsley (talk)15:30, 22 September 2011

                    And?

                      ADK...I'll neuter your etching!15:37, 22 September 2011

                      You cannot refute my statements so you resort to ridicule. Facing reality makes you uncomfortable.

                        Talsley (talk)15:38, 22 September 2011

                        Indeed, this is why when dealing with reality it's best to do it doggy style and not make eye contact.

                          ADK...I'll negate your peach!15:55, 22 September 2011

                          Dogs make eye contact all the time.

                            Talsley (talk)15:59, 22 September 2011

                            Woof

                              ADK...I'll murder your lowbrow!16:17, 22 September 2011

                              Your lack of intelligence is as amusing as your ignorance.

                                Talsley (talk)16:19, 22 September 2011

                                Does my pen have a soul? It writes beautifully.

                                  Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits16:32, 22 September 2011

                                  A pen is an object. It does not have a soul.

                                    Talsley (talk)16:33, 22 September 2011

                                    Why don't bacteria have souls? They're alive just as much as plants.

                                      (ʞlɐʇ) ɹǝɯɯɐHʍoƆ16:38, 22 September 2011

                                      Ah, but they only have one cell.

                                        Talsley (talk)16:38, 22 September 2011

                                        But I love my pen. Ok, Chocolate is clearly ensouled. it was a plant afterall, and it's truly the food of the gods.

                                          Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits16:40, 22 September 2011

                                          It is no more ensouled than your toenail clippings.

                                            Talsley (talk)16:40, 22 September 2011

                                            I don't clip my toes, but if i did, clearly they would have souls. i mean, they are toes.

                                            purple souls. maybe blue. guess it would depend on the day i clip them.

                                              Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits16:43, 22 September 2011

                                              You should clip your toes daily. Otherwise, you will poke holes in your socks. My grandson refuses to clip his toes, he needs to buy new socks every year.

                                                Talsley (talk)16:45, 22 September 2011

                                                Yes, well, again - french husband. Don't shave either.

                                                I do clip the fingers on my left hand, but not the right.

                                                few people get why, but those who do are imediatly my friends.

                                                  Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits16:51, 22 September 2011

                                                  You previously said your husband was Vietnamese, but you are probably living in sin with several men. Why would you only clip the nails on one hand? That makes no sense.

                                                    Talsley (talk)16:52, 22 September 2011
                                                     

                                                    Either classical guitar or fisting.

                                                      ADK...I'll zap your petroglyph!16:54, 22 September 2011

                                                      Bingo. but we'll leave which one to the wiki's imagination.


                                                      I love sin. I made me some sin most days. Chocolate sin is best. What you do is take a very basic creme anglaise sauce, and melt into it some valhrona chocolate. just enough to make is silky and smooth.

                                                      you can then float small pieces of a sweet bready cake, or cakey bread, like pound cake in the creme anglaise with chocolate.

                                                      Learned this one at my favorite restaurant near St. Germain on the the left banque. you should try it Talsley. it will add years to your life, and spit fire to your girly parts.

                                                        Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits16:59, 22 September 2011
                                                         
                                                         
                                                         
                                                         
                                                         
                                                         

                                                        How many cells does a soul require?

                                                          (ʞlɐʇ) ɹǝɯɯɐHʍoƆ16:42, 22 September 2011

                                                          2

                                                            Talsley (talk)16:43, 22 September 2011
                                                             

                                                            Two. one to hold the cellish goo... and one to hold the soul itself. duh.

                                                              Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits16:44, 22 September 2011

                                                              See, i called that one ! i'm a goddess.

                                                                Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits16:44, 22 September 2011

                                                                No, 2 because how else then would the cells coordinate?

                                                                  Talsley (talk)16:46, 22 September 2011

                                                                  sponges!

                                                                    Pink mowse.pngGodotThe Peyote God awaits16:50, 22 September 2011

                                                                    Exactly!

                                                                      Talsley (talk)16:52, 22 September 2011

                                                                      sponges have spongy souls? But they only have one cell. you're very confusing and i didn't graduate highschool biology.

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