Tupac Shakur
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| − | *No-one was convicted of Shakur's murder, so of course he must still be alive. Fans point at the vast quantities of recordings released after his death | + | *No-one was convicted of Shakur's murder, so of course he must still be alive. Fans point at the vast quantities of recordings released after his death and general graphomancy on his lyrics.<ref>http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=26993</ref> LulzSec even made up a story that he was hiding out in New Zealand.<ref>http://www.3news.co.nz/Tupac-Shakur-Top-5-conspiracy-theories/tabid/418/articleID/215479/Default.aspx</ref> There's a whole blog on this theory.<ref>http://2paclives.blogspot.co.uk/</ref> |
*Shakur once called himself the Black Jesus. So fans who could do with a bit more chlorpromazine have [[PIDOOMA|ascertained]] that Shakur will return to Earth on June 13, 2014 at 3:04 pm.<ref>http://planetarbitrary.com/2011/03/the-tupac-conspiracy/</ref> | *Shakur once called himself the Black Jesus. So fans who could do with a bit more chlorpromazine have [[PIDOOMA|ascertained]] that Shakur will return to Earth on June 13, 2014 at 3:04 pm.<ref>http://planetarbitrary.com/2011/03/the-tupac-conspiracy/</ref> | ||
*A hologram of Shakur at Coachella in April 2012<ref>http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/16/tupac-coachella-hologram-video/</ref> was seized upon as evidence of [[Project Blue Beam]]<ref>https://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2012/04/18/tupac-rises-from-the-dead-and-project-blue-beam/</ref><ref>http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1839110/pg1</ref> after a joke tweet to this effect.<ref>https://twitter.com/#!/ThelIluminati/status/191957477401694209</ref> | *A hologram of Shakur at Coachella in April 2012<ref>http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/16/tupac-coachella-hologram-video/</ref> was seized upon as evidence of [[Project Blue Beam]]<ref>https://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2012/04/18/tupac-rises-from-the-dead-and-project-blue-beam/</ref><ref>http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1839110/pg1</ref> after a joke tweet to this effect.<ref>https://twitter.com/#!/ThelIluminati/status/191957477401694209</ref> | ||
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Tupac Shakur was a renowned, if somewhat sweary, rapper who released several very popular albums and then got killed in a gang shooting.
No, of course the story doesn't end there.
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Conspiracy theories
- No-one was convicted of Shakur's murder, so of course he must still be alive. Fans point at the vast quantities of recordings released after his death and general graphomancy on his lyrics.[1] LulzSec even made up a story that he was hiding out in New Zealand.[2] There's a whole blog on this theory.[3]
- Shakur once called himself the Black Jesus. So fans who could do with a bit more chlorpromazine have ascertained that Shakur will return to Earth on June 13, 2014 at 3:04 pm.[4]
- A hologram of Shakur at Coachella in April 2012[5] was seized upon as evidence of Project Blue Beam[6][7] after a joke tweet to this effect.[8]
The recording career that would not die
Shakur's estate have lovingly kept his memory alive by releasing albums of just about every grunt or fart Shakur recorded any time, anywhere. These started at okay-for-fans and have since tunneled through the bottom of the barrel and straight into the bowels of Hell. Stick to the albums released when he was alive and able to exercise any sort of quality control.
Legacy
Those droolingly stupid tattoos of the words "THUG LIFE" that losers at life get tattooed across their bellies? They're copying Shakur.
Footnotes
- ↑ http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=26993
- ↑ http://www.3news.co.nz/Tupac-Shakur-Top-5-conspiracy-theories/tabid/418/articleID/215479/Default.aspx
- ↑ http://2paclives.blogspot.co.uk/
- ↑ http://planetarbitrary.com/2011/03/the-tupac-conspiracy/
- ↑ http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/16/tupac-coachella-hologram-video/
- ↑ https://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2012/04/18/tupac-rises-from-the-dead-and-project-blue-beam/
- ↑ http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1839110/pg1
- ↑ https://twitter.com/#!/ThelIluminati/status/191957477401694209