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Revision as of 03:42, 16 April 2009

I am in total control of my castle. Mwahahahaha.


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My symbol
BrainMop.jpg As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Arthropleura, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.


Real life intrusion alert

This user is experiencing increased intrusion from the real world due primarily to school and limited allowed time on the computer. The degree to which he will be on RationalWiki is inversely correlated with the number of colored squares.

So it's not. Sue me.


Welcome to the only page about me and by me, id!


I encountered RationalWiki about a month after becoming part of the internet community. Earlier, I had wandalized Conservapedia several times under seperate user names. After that, I found this gem of the internet, where I contributed anonomyously before registering. Almost immediately, I got off on the wrong foot, picking fights with several editors. Eventually, through some odd chance of fate, I was demoted to sysop. After a while of being a sysop, I was nearly indicted from abuse of power, but managed to pull myself out and self-parole at the last second, thanks in a large part to CPAdmin1, whose help I never expected. Since then, I've become something of a WikiOgre. So, will I stay? I think I will, my sysop powers here do act as a sort of placeholder, even though I do not plan on ever using them again. They remind me that I have a job to do here, and must do it, for the good of everybody.


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Bit about Me, Pictorial Aid
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To boldly go where no RationalWikian has gone before!
Usa flag circle.png This user reads Conservapedia because no where else do you get insights like this.
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This user supports Conservative as the rightful leader of Conservapedia.
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This user's Political Compass coordinates are -7.75,-5.69.

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Warning This user does not believe that you should tell other people not to believe, and requests that you do not care that he/she believes this.
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This user is a tribble.
Marks1.jpg This user thinks Major Marks is the most competent scifi helmsman.
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This user is against slaughtering these from helicopters with AK-47s.
Usa flag circle.png Celebrating over 25,000,000 IP blocks at Conservapedia. Godspeed!
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This user is an admitted sock puppet.
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This user is not afraid to call his Higher Power by its proper name: cats.
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This user believes in Non-Overlapping Magisteria.
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racism This user is biased against racists.
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This user is an ill tempered crab and proud of it!
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This user is BUGLER.
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Where's the largely defensive weapons of gun?
IQ This user's IQ is 133.
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This user suffers from Paranoia and will never feel ashamed of that fact. Some of the jokes about paranoia are funny though.
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This user has Asperger's syndrome or is somewhere on the Autism Spectrum.
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This user worships the great and mighty ceiling cat
Cheetah4.jpg This user's favourite animal is the Cheetah.
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This user is a Zoology Project.
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This user lives in Jesusland. Unfortunately.
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This user is often the victim of a cat trap.
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This user thinks this guy is really creepy
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This user thinks he was banned for putting science in Conservapedia's science pages... go figure...
Andy.gif This user was banned from Conservapedia.
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So far, this user's subversive wikiediting has evaded FBI detection!
Conservlogo late april.png This user believes that Conservapedia is about as trustworthy as North Korea is democratic.
Dem This user supported Barack Obama for President, and is glad he won.
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This user is concerned about the environment.
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This user thinks there is a lot more to the world than this.
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This user knows
committers of genocide hate gun control.
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This user believes in the right to arm frickin' sweet bears.
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"We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further."
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Nuremberg chronicles.jpg This user is a therian
Warning This user does not care about your religious beliefs, so long as they are not forced on the rest of us.
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This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species.
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This user thinks that the Big Bang explains the origin of the Universe.
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This user's electrons occupy the next energy shell when the subject turns to the science of chemistry.
Bottlenose Dolphin.jpg This user thinks dolphins, not creationists, belong in think tanks, as creationists deny descent from fish and therefore cannot swim.
Rusty-spotted cat 1.jpg This user loves Prionailurus rubiginosus, and thinks it would make a good pet.
BrainMop.jpg This user was demoted to janitor Sysop. (verify)


The Quests of Sir CUR against the Vicious Order of the Red Link

My Socks

I sometimes create socks here for lulz purposes. Here's a list.

  • Un-Human In memory of the fact that anyone who can drink and edit at the same time isn't quite human.
  • CUR IS THE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE! This one is a self-flattering sock. At least one other user here adores me now.
  • Bored Teenager Because that's what I am. Sometimes.
  • Fall Down That's my most devilish piece of work, designed solely to annoy Fall Down.
  • Fall Sideways Because let's face it, Fall Down is a bit sideways.

Socks over at CP

Socks I've been accused off

The Gallery


Assquote

"Anonymous User" (your chosen name is obviously unacceptable), the problem is that you say you're a conservative, but you have liberal style. I've analyzed your unconcise replies and I think several of your postings are an example of liberal deceit, so there's a 95% chance you're not a church goer. Like all liberals, you deny that teaching phonics helps resist school shootings. Observation and logic dictate that the revisionism of someone felt for centuries to be inspired by the devil cannot last here. I just went to Wikipedia and typed in the silliest term I could think of: "duh". And what do you know: Wikipedia has an equally silly entry for it! I'm going to enter that Wikipedia's insight into our Wikipedia entry now. It's not productive for me to discuss your other political positions when you seem unwilling yourself to state them.--Aschlafly 23:30, 2 May 2015 (UTC)


Parody Evil Jewish Conspiracy Wa-ha-ha

We are plotting to take over the bagel idustry. And the lox industry. Not to mention the proffession of being a rabbi. Yes, it is all an evil Jewish conspiracy. (this is a joke (just so you know) (because I don't want to be banned)))

My Accomplishments: The Good, The Bad, and The Controversial

A complete list of every page I have made

Articles, essays, and project pages by me

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RationalWiki

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Article, essay, and project talk pages by me

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Categories & talk and templates & talk by me

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My User Space

Signature, Part 1
Signature, Part 2
Custom built block reasons
My writings
My card game
The quote generator you see above, and currently dysfuntioncal.

Sites I Frequent

  • Wikipedia (not registered)
  • RationalWiki (registered as ConservapediaUndergroundResistor)
  • RationalWikiWiki (registered as ConservapediaUndergroundResistor)
  • Werelist (registered as cheetah)


If You Don't Like Me Arguing. . .

It's nothing personal. If there is something I disagree with and I think it is worth my time, I will argue about to no end. This keeps tension from building up. However, I won't argue for something I don't believe in. You'll never see me advocating creationism!


My Restaraunt

If anyone wants me to make an article, please tell me on my talk page.


I Know What the Cards Sarah Palin Held in the Vice Presidental Debate Said. I KNOW!

Palindebate.GIF


My Role Here

My role here is one of the Tier 2 members. I am unrespected, often harrased by other users, but I manage to dominate the talk pages, and command a certain influence here. I have made many important contributions here, including starting the felids article, and the Stargate article, as well as numerous contributions elsewhere. I do not think I have reached my full potential here. So what does the future have in store for me? I don't know. I've been promoted demoted to sysop, and if that's a sign of things to come, my future's pretty bright. I am able to take abuse well, and have avoided countless Headless Chicken Modes, even as other users collapse under the strain. So what am I? I don't know. But I will find out- I always do.

My Agenda

  1. Add goat
  2. Add more goat
  3. Add even more goat
  4. MOAR GOAT!
  5. Make articles meatier
  6. Deal with HCM
  7. Get demoted to Newt user group- means nothing, and I like newts

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