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I am Colonel Sanders, the guy that...

BrainMop.jpg As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Colonel Sanders, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

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ASchlafly.jpg
This user thinks this guy is really creepy
Kool-AidMan.jpg This user did not drink the Kool-AidTM at Conservapedia
Usa flag circle.png This user reads Wackopedia Conservapedia for amusement
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This user thinks he was banned for putting science in Conservapedia's science pages... go figure...
Andy.gif This user was banned from Conservapedia.
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This user believes in equal rights for evil people
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This user is trusworthy.
Trus me.
Not a Sock.jpg This user is real, but TK thought s/he was someone's sock.
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This user supports Mao Zedong as the rightful leader of Conservapedia.
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This user doesn't have much time for this man
Andy.gif This user was blocked at Conservapedia for daring to question this man's essay on A lame arsed Bruce Springsteen parody on why Obama was born in Kenya P.S. Andy is Not Weird Al.


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This user thinks Andy should come out of the closet already!!
Usa flag circle.png This user reads Conservapedia because no where else do you get insights like this.
Conservlogo late april.png This user believes that Conservapedia is about as trustworthy as North Korea is democratic.
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This user is guilty of
moronic vandalism
at Conservapedia.
Graduation-cap.jpg This user went to public school and was never educated.
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This user went to the public schools, and still can't spell rite.
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This user has specialized experience in American Law.
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This user has specialized experience in Medieval History.
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"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
50 States flag.png This user lives in the best damn country on Earth, and you better believe it!
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This user supports the legalization of The Herb, otherwise known as sweet leaf, reefer, or left-handed cigarette.
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This user thinks
cows are tasty.
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This user is male.
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"You may say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."
IQ This user's IQ is 158.
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This user suffers from
terminal procrastination!
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This user's wiki-ing skills rival border-c=#000 border-s=1 id-c=#fff id-s=12 id-fc=#000 info-c=#9bf info-s=8 info-fc=#006 id=Graduation-cap.jpg Andy Schlafly's expertise
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This user has Asperger's syndrome or is somewhere on the Autism Spectrum.
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This user will remember.
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This user edits Liberapedia
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This user survived 2 minutes on CreationWiki.
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This user is an editor at aSK.
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This user thinks 5ive is an odd number
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This user knows the Romans invented Disco
Emperor.JPG This user is watching you... always watching you.
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This user has thumbs.
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- Sir Idiot Glenn Beck, An Inconveient Book

user This user is a user.
... This user already has too many userboxes, but added another one anyway.
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This user can
seeeeeee yooooouuuu!
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This user is a tiger, and he's getting hungry.
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This user is a supporter of Capitalism.
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This user is concerned about the environment.
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This user thinks FDR did more to harm this country than any other U.S. President ever.
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This user believes in free speech for everyone - even idiots.
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This user believes in equal rights for gay people
racism This user is biased against racists.
moderate
This user is stuck in the middle.
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This user is
MAD AS HELL
and is not going to take it anymore!
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This user is a Christian, but doesn't mind what you are.
WWJD
This user is a Christian, but not a fundy loon, and remembers that Jesus preached tolerance and love, not homophobia and hate.
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This User ſweareth upon the fiery and dulcet Words of the Bible of King James.
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This user knows mental health nurses are more authoritative about mental health issues than Conservapedia.
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This user believes in an old Earth — a 4.5 billion year old Earth.
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This user believes that the Big Bang occurred, but that God caused it.

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