User:David Gerard
I'm this guy. Or, if you prefer, this one. Or my home page. Or my fake news blog.
Best way to get hold of me is to email dgerard@gmail.com. I am so real-name that I publicly post my phone number on the Internet (+44 7733 223 584, email is always preferred, usually goes to message, I do check them promptly though).
I am a sceptical atheist, though I try to keep the arsehole side under control. Most of the time.
I edit here because it's nice having a place where idiot bullshit can be correctly labelled. I pushed Cryonics to its present heights and am quite proud of it.
I used to spend a lot of time being a critic of Scientology. I put in pretty much no effort these days, but my site is still there. (Trivia: the sysadmin there used to be Julian Assange, who is now the front guy for WikiLeaks, and he and the other admin Mark Dorset have valiantly defended it against spurious Scientologist legal attacks for fifteen years. Give WikiLeaks your money. After you've given a bit to RationalWiki.)
My pet robot is called Divabot. KILL, BOY! KILL!
How to make a martini for me
- 1 shot vodka
- 1 shot gin
- 1 shot dry vermouth
- shake with ice
- two olives
Achieves the cocktail effect: where all the alcohol cancels out and it slips past your lips and mouth like a song, before burning all the way down your gullet.
As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, David Gerard, pledge to only do what I can be fucking bothered with.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORATIE", er, there is nothing I can or will do.