User:Javascap

From RationalWiki
(Difference between revisions)
Jump to: navigation, search
m (Pages I created: crap.)

Revision as of 05:05, 28 March 2009

|T|H|I|N|K|I|N|G
My time-killer
(because Conservatives can't do it!)
This user has four two socks on Coservapedia

Wave.gif Hi there, <Anonymous User>

Nicknames I have been known by:

  1. Scavpaja
  2. 'Scap
  3. Java
  4. S'quak! (not sure where that came from Th unsure.gif)
ATTENTION ALL! I occasionally make mistakes. If you find one that I have made, please go here to slap me with a huge, soaking wet trout.
BrainMop.jpg As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Javascap, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.


Userboxes
Moral compass logo.png
This user's Moral Politics results are -6,4.
GUNS If this user had a handgun, he would be completly responsible with it.


180px-Canis lupus signatus crop.jpg
This user is against slaughtering these from helicopters with AK-47s.
Brain.jpg
This user erects garbage bins with the offensive squid, and knows it hoarsely explicates to give the Nigerian flans some beans.
'
I would rather be an Open Sinner then a False Saint.
Mowse.png
...This user is also a mowse, but uses the proper colour mowse...
Earthsat.jpeg This user believes in a young Earth

  — 4.5 billion years young.

No cross.png
"We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further."
Universe expansion.png
This user thinks that the Big Bang explains the origin of the Universe.
JesusFishDarwinMountsIxoye.gif
This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species.
Graduation-cap.jpg
This user went to a public school, and was never homeschooled.
Dem This user supported Barack Obama for President, and is glad he won.
Sword.jpg This user enjoys polishing his sword.
IQ This user's IQ is 132.
RW on moon.jpg
To boldly go where no RationalWikian has gone before!
Tesla in action.jpg
This user believes
power corrupts, but we
need the electricity
George w bush.jpeg This user would rather eat the chunks of corn in his/her crap than support George W. Bush.
Colorful flag.png
This user believes in equal rights for gay people
Colorful flag.png

L G B T E R R I F I C !

Bear.jpg
This user believes in the right to arm frickin' sweet bears.
dem
This user doesn't care who wins the 2012 presidential election, as long as it's not a Republican.
Voltaire.jpg
This user may not agree with a word you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it
...this user makes a difference. So can you.


T   I   R   E   D
This user, for whatever demented reason, cannot stay awake 24/7. If you seriously need him there is... erm... nothing you can do untill Javascap logs back on. Untill then, feel free to beat him senseless with a trout


Pages I created

Birth control
Essay:Change inside of me
Green link
Essay:Why I hunt
User:Javascap/quote generator

Pages I contributed to

Evolution

Moar

Javascap.PNG

Quip of the (whenever I update it)

I believe in equal rights for all, no more, no less.
Cognitive Science 166 B-
Programming in Java 212 A
Linguistics (102?) B+
Composition B

Grades so far this semester (not lettered)

Understanding Evolution 92
Programming in Java 241 104
Scuba diving 93
Dance 100
Cultural anthropology 84

The ramblings of the bold Knight Javascap

My first journey took me far to the west, where the castle of Neveruse513 awaited creation. With a swift assault, Neveruse had a castle, and a red link had died. With a swift turn, I rode hard and fast, running north to the soon-to-be castle of Aimless Blaster, removing his red ink and bestowing a castle upon him. But lo, I was not content, as I rode south form the land of Blaster to the small abode of THE ELECTROCUTIONER. By suprise, the noble Lord CUR was already there, and recognizing our common goals, we thought ourselves allies. But alas, the knave CUR struck hard at my castle, but by fortune, he left his unoccupied, leaving me a chance to swoop in and bestow my changes upon his home. And lo, I am finished, tired, and filled with joy, my adventures took me far and wide, showing me castles and lands I never dreamed of.

Personal tools
Namespaces

Variants
Actions
Navigation
Community
Tools
support