User:Teresita

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<tr bgcolor=#bbdd99"><td bgcolor="#dd9999"> Ad hominem, Amalekites, Area 51, Banana fallacy, Boy, Caring for the animals in Noah's ark, Chuck Norris, Clitoris, Common cold, Conservative, Cunt, Fred Phelps, Freedom fries, George W. Bush, Girl, Goat, Grasshopper, Heliocentrism, Hell, Heretic, Homicide bombing, Humans, Inflammatory language. Iraq, Karl Rove, Laws of thermodynamics, Liberal Delusions, Masturbation, McWorld, Noah's Ark, Poetry, Polygamy, Rabbi, Rapture, Red Telephone, Republican Party, Savanna hypothesis, Science woo, Scientific theory, Sex, Sodomy, Soul, Speed of light, Starlight and time, Survivalism, Tao Te Ching, Theodicy, There, Television, Types of people that go to Hell, Unidentified Flying Object, User:Teresita/sandbox, Venus, Wandalism, War on Terror, Washington, Wine, Zeta Reticuli <td bgcolor="#ddbb99"> Teresita Mercado I was born fifth of nine in a Roman Catholic household in Washington State. My father obtained American citizenship after enlisting in the US Navy under a unique law held over from the time when the Philippines was a colony of the USA. Although I am first generation Begotten I do not write Adobo but I can speak it to some extent and follow most Filipinos when they speak Adobo. From about age eleven I found myself staring at other girls and ignoring boys. When I realized why, this gave me a measure of peace. But when I followed my father's footsteps and enlisted in the pre Don't Ask Don't Tell Reagan Navy, I learned to keep secrets (ie. LIE). This ability was honed in my field of naval cryptology at Corry Station, Pensacola, home of the world-famous CPO Burger at the Tradewinds Club. I eventually went on to a career as a civilian employee in...you guessed it! The Navy. I met my hot girlfriend Fely in 1987 and we have been married de facto if not de jure ever since. I have black hair which reaches to my lower back, and skin the color of Ovaltine. My philosophy closely aligns with daojia Taoism. My aesthetic is minimalism. Less is more.
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Teresita Mercado

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