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<center>These laws have occoured to me as I studied history through the unique, and often megalomainical, lens of my own expieriences</center>
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Revision as of 00:51, 25 February 2009

BrainMop.jpg As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Theemperor, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.
兵不厭詐。
—Sun-Tzu

User:Theemperor/Sig

The Three Laws of The Emperor



These laws have occoured to me as I studied history through the unique, and often megalomainical, lens of my own expieriences


Your Pithy Comment
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This user is Rational Wiki's self appointed Chessmaster


Emperor.JPG This user is watching you... always watching you.
Open book 01.png "Never let morality prevent you from doing what is right"

- Isaac Asimov

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Seldon's Plan

This user is a member of the Plan, and will rule the Galaxy in a thousand years


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This user suffers from Paranoia and will never feel ashamed of that fact.
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This user suffers from Megalomania and will never feel ashamed of that fact.
Usa flag circle.png This user reads Wackopedia Conservapedia for amusement
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This user coordinates deep-cover deceit. (Boo!)
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All your base are belong to this user.
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ain't got
no GOD
This user does not worship.
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THIS ЦSЗЯ IS Д COMMЦИIST
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This user went to a public school, and was never homeschooled.
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This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species.
IQ This user's IQ is higher than yours.
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This user is ten ninjas
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Be warned, this user's words are backed up by NUCLEAR WEAPONS!
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This user believes in the right to bear frickin' sweet nukes.
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This user thinks English Bible quotes are for wimps and likes to go back to the original Greek and Hebrew.
Warning This user does not care about your religious beliefs, so long as they are not forced on the rest of us.
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This user does not believe so called "faith" can contend with modern science.

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This user thinks this guy is really creepy
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This user doesn't have much time for this man
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Andy.gif This user was banned from Conservapedia.
Mccain.jpg While disagreeing with his politics, this user had some respect for McCain before he became Bush's Stepford Wife.

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