<center><big><big><big><font color = red>Due to an unfortunate combination of circumstances, it is unlikely that this user will be active again until at earliest <br> the end of June.</font></big></big></big></center>
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{{sysop pledge}}
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{{Crat pledge}}
{{Crat pledge}}
Revision as of 19:21, 13 July 2009
As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Theemperor, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism. I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all? If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.
As a Bureaucrat on RationalWiki: I, Theemperor, further pledge to use my superhuman powers of demotion for good, and that my might of renaming shall only be used on request. If you do challenge me, I solemnly swear I will not promote you any time soon, or change your name to something that rhymes with "duck" unless I permaban you.