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| − | I would like to point out that RationalWiki is a communist nazi hate site devoted to attempting to discredit godly and accurate sites like [[Conservapedia]], [[CreationWiki]], and that other one. They stand for hate and intolerance, putting hate sites like Wikipedia and that other one up on pedestals. RationalWiki censors the truth that Jesus Christ was born to a virgin and that you need to [[Original sin|worship, and ask if he would please get rid of the]] [[Scientology|Body Thetans]] implanted by Adam and Eve and that one snake guy when they ate the one apple thing and did the thing and stuff. Wait, what was I talking about? <b> The Truth Shall Set You Free!</b> | + | <s>I would like to point out that RationalWiki is a communist nazi hate site devoted to attempting to discredit godly and accurate sites like [[Conservapedia]], [[CreationWiki]], and that other one. They stand for hate and intolerance, putting hate sites like Wikipedia and that other one up on pedestals. RationalWiki censors the truth that Jesus Christ was born to a virgin and that you need to [[Original sin|worship, and ask if he would please get rid of the]] [[Scientology|Body Thetans]] implanted by Adam and Eve and that one snake guy when they ate the one apple thing and did the thing and stuff. Wait, what was I talking about? <b> The Truth Shall Set You Free!</b></s> |
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== Best New Liberal Words == | == Best New Liberal Words == | ||
Revision as of 19:37, 16 July 2009
I would like to point out that RationalWiki is a communist nazi hate site devoted to attempting to discredit godly and accurate sites like Conservapedia, CreationWiki, and that other one. They stand for hate and intolerance, putting hate sites like Wikipedia and that other one up on pedestals. RationalWiki censors the truth that Jesus Christ was born to a virgin and that you need to worship, and ask if he would please get rid of the Body Thetans implanted by Adam and Eve and that one snake guy when they ate the one apple thing and did the thing and stuff. Wait, what was I talking about? The Truth Shall Set You Free!
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.
Best New Liberal Words
Each year the English language develops about a thousand new words. Most of these words are stupid things pertaining to "internet speak"[1]
The inevitable triumph of liberalism over conservatism is apparent from comparing the rates of generation of new terms of each type, and the quality of the terms so generated. Liberal terms are being generated at a faster rate, and with much higher quality, than conservative terms are.
Powerful, insightful new liberal terms have grown at a geometric rate, roughly doubling every century. For every insightful new liberal term originating in the 1600s, there are two new terms originating in the 1700s, four new terms in the 1800s, and eight new terms in the 1900s, for a pattern of "1-2-4-8". Implications of a geometric increase for new liberal terms include a brighter future and a correlation between liberalism and truth. Feel free to add words as you see fit.
| Century | # New Liberal Terms |
|---|---|
| A Really Long Time Ago | 1 |
| 1300s | 1 |
| 1400s | |
| 1500s | 3 |
| 1600s | 3 |
| 1700s | |
| 1800s | 2 |
| 1900s | 10 |
| 2000s | 1 (preliminary) |
| New Term | Origin date | Comments |
|---|---|---|
| activism | 1915[2] | Hippies like challenging the government that knows best. |
| Christianity | A Really Long Time Ago | Invented by that damn hippie Jesus. |
| Civil Rights | 1658[3] | Liberal hippie communists think we should have these. Ha! |
| Democracy | 1576[4] | Hippie government in which people choose their leaders. |
| Dystopian | 1950s[5] | What will happen if liberals gain control of the Senate, House, and White House. What? They have both of those now, and its still not dystopian? |
| equality | 1600s[6] | Liberals think that foreigners and non-white, non-Christians are equal to us. |
| Internet | 1985[7] | A place where liberals gather and plot against Us. Invented by that nazi Al Gore |
| Liberal | 1500s[8] | Communist socialist nazis who want to steal our guns and tax the middle class who hate America and are super dumb! |
| Meme | 1976[9] | Invented by that evilutionist communist Richard Dawkins, look it up. He really did invent it. |
| Meritocracy | 1958[10] | Damn communists would rather get ahead based on their achievements rather than social upbringing? Pshaw! |
| Mudkip | 1995[11] | I herd u liek them. |
| multicultural | 1941[12] | Evil liberals want to destroy American culture by letting immigrants in. |
| Open Minded | 1828[13] | What? |
| Natural Selection | 1857[14] | Also known as evilution. |
| neocon | 1979[15] | What liberals use to describe Patriots |
| peace | 1300s | Only liberal hippie communists support peace. |
| Reality | 1550[16] | Its a lie. |
| Secular | 1500s[17] | WAR ON CHRISTMAS |
| Tolerance | 1600s[18] | Only liberal hippie communist tolerate... others.. |
| Transistor | 1948[19] | Wait, how is this political? |
| Truthiness | 2005[20] | Invented by American Patriot Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA, but used by leebruls to bash sane people. |
| Wiki | 1995[21] | God damned communists want to let EVERYONE edit? For shame! |
Footnotes
- ↑ I assume
- ↑ http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Activism
- ↑ http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Civil%20rights
- ↑ http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Democracy
- ↑ http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Dystopia
- ↑ http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Equality
- ↑ http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Internet
- ↑ http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/liberal
- ↑ http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/meme
- ↑ http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/meritocracy
- ↑ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pokemon
- ↑ http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Multiculturalism
- ↑ http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Open%20minded
- ↑ http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Natural%20Selection
- ↑ http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/neocon
- ↑ http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Reality
- ↑ http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Secular
- ↑ http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Tolerance
- ↑ http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Transistor
- ↑ http://www.merriam-webster.com/info/06words.htm
- ↑ http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Wiki