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I would like to point out that RationalWiki is a communist nazi hate site devoted to attempting to discredit godly and accurate sites like [[Conservapedia]], [[CreationWiki]], and that other one. They stand for hate and intolerance, putting hate sites like Wikipedia and that other one up on pedestals. RationalWiki censors the truth that Jesus Christ was born to a virgin and that you need to [[Original sin|worship, and ask if he would please get rid of the]] [[Scientology|Body Thetans]] implanted by Adam and Eve and that one snake guy when they ate the one apple thing and did the thing and stuff. Wait, what was I talking about? <b> The Truth Shall Set You Free!</b>
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<s>I would like to point out that RationalWiki is a communist nazi hate site devoted to attempting to discredit godly and accurate sites like [[Conservapedia]], [[CreationWiki]], and that other one. They stand for hate and intolerance, putting hate sites like Wikipedia and that other one up on pedestals. RationalWiki censors the truth that Jesus Christ was born to a virgin and that you need to [[Original sin|worship, and ask if he would please get rid of the]] [[Scientology|Body Thetans]] implanted by Adam and Eve and that one snake guy when they ate the one apple thing and did the thing and stuff. Wait, what was I talking about? <b> The Truth Shall Set You Free!</b></s>
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== Best New Liberal Words ==
 
== Best New Liberal Words ==

Revision as of 19:37, 16 July 2009

I would like to point out that RationalWiki is a communist nazi hate site devoted to attempting to discredit godly and accurate sites like Conservapedia, CreationWiki, and that other one. They stand for hate and intolerance, putting hate sites like Wikipedia and that other one up on pedestals. RationalWiki censors the truth that Jesus Christ was born to a virgin and that you need to worship, and ask if he would please get rid of the Body Thetans implanted by Adam and Eve and that one snake guy when they ate the one apple thing and did the thing and stuff. Wait, what was I talking about? The Truth Shall Set You Free!

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.

Best New Liberal Words

Each year the English language develops about a thousand new words. Most of these words are stupid things pertaining to "internet speak"[1]

The inevitable triumph of liberalism over conservatism is apparent from comparing the rates of generation of new terms of each type, and the quality of the terms so generated. Liberal terms are being generated at a faster rate, and with much higher quality, than conservative terms are.

Powerful, insightful new liberal terms have grown at a geometric rate, roughly doubling every century. For every insightful new liberal term originating in the 1600s, there are two new terms originating in the 1700s, four new terms in the 1800s, and eight new terms in the 1900s, for a pattern of "1-2-4-8". Implications of a geometric increase for new liberal terms include a brighter future and a correlation between liberalism and truth. Feel free to add words as you see fit.


Century # New Liberal Terms
A Really Long Time Ago 1
1300s 1
1400s
1500s 3
1600s 3
1700s
1800s 2
1900s 10
2000s 1 (preliminary)


New Term Origin date Comments
activism 1915[2] Hippies like challenging the government that knows best.
Christianity A Really Long Time Ago Invented by that damn hippie Jesus.
Civil Rights 1658[3] Liberal hippie communists think we should have these. Ha!
Democracy 1576[4] Hippie government in which people choose their leaders.
Dystopian 1950s[5] What will happen if liberals gain control of the Senate, House, and White House. What? They have both of those now, and its still not dystopian?
equality 1600s[6] Liberals think that foreigners and non-white, non-Christians are equal to us.
Internet 1985[7] A place where liberals gather and plot against Us. Invented by that nazi Al Gore
Liberal 1500s[8] Communist socialist nazis who want to steal our guns and tax the middle class who hate America and are super dumb!
Meme 1976[9] Invented by that evilutionist communist Richard Dawkins, look it up. He really did invent it.
Meritocracy 1958[10] Damn communists would rather get ahead based on their achievements rather than social upbringing? Pshaw!
Mudkip 1995[11] I herd u liek them.
multicultural 1941[12] Evil liberals want to destroy American culture by letting immigrants in.
Open Minded 1828[13] What?
Natural Selection 1857[14] Also known as evilution.
neocon 1979[15] What liberals use to describe Patriots
peace 1300s Only liberal hippie communists support peace.
Reality 1550[16] Its a lie.
Secular 1500s[17] WAR ON CHRISTMAS
Tolerance 1600s[18] Only liberal hippie communist tolerate... others..
Transistor 1948[19] Wait, how is this political?
Truthiness 2005[20] Invented by American Patriot Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA, but used by leebruls to bash sane people.
Wiki 1995[21] God damned communists want to let EVERYONE edit? For shame!

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