User:Yossarian

From RationalWiki
(Difference between revisions)
Jump to: navigation, search
(insubstantial edit)
(PG get's his due)
Line 5: Line 5:
 
[[Image:Challah-bread-L.jpg|center|Gentile with a challah problem.]]
 
[[Image:Challah-bread-L.jpg|center|Gentile with a challah problem.]]
 
{{User Communist}}
 
{{User Communist}}
{{Userbox|border-c=#000000 |border-s = 1 |id-c=#FFEBCD |info-s=10|info-c=#FFEBCD|id=[[Image:mowse.png|50px]]|info = <center>'''...This user is a mowse...sometimes...'''</center>}}
+
{{Userbox|border-c=#000000 |border-s = 1 |id-c=#FFEBCD |info-s=10|info-c=#FFEBCD|id=[[Image:Purple_mowse.png|50px]]|info = <center>'''...This user is a mowse...sometimes...'''</center>}}
 
{{User Freespeechforidiots}}
 
{{User Freespeechforidiots}}
 
{{User Universal Healthcare}}
 
{{User Universal Healthcare}}

Revision as of 15:34, 19 September 2008

Image courtesy of a lorry full of hogwash.
Yossarian
"We're not hoping the American Consumer is stupid, we're banking on it!"
Gentile with a challah problem.
Communist1.gif
THIS ЦSЗЯ IS Д COMMЦИIST
Purple mowse.png
...This user is a mowse...sometimes...
Conservlogo late april.png
This user believes in free speech for everyone - even idiots.
Tommy.jpg
This user believes
in universal healthcare
Political compass small logo.gif
This user's Political Compass coordinates are -8.12 ,-8.00.
Moral compass logo.png
This user's Moral Politics results are -7.00,7.00.
Flag of Soviet Canuckistan.svg
This user hails from
Soviet Caиuckistaи
Colorful flag.png
This user believes in equal rights for gay people

Conservapedia

Stop hand.png
This user has 3 blocks on Conservapedia.

Greetings fellow RatWives RationalWikians (and other stragglers):

I am Yossarian![1] I'm a long time lurker, and have loved all the fine work that's gone into mocking ridiculing emperor has no clothesing making life more paranoid and fearful than it already is for Andy Schlafly, home theater system home theater system of Conservapedia.

I am a university student, working on a lucrative degree in Theatre/Creative Writing. I am also very politically left wing, though I haven't really got a label for it that's more specific than that. Let's just say I'm an anarcho-socialist with tendencies toward statism and a limited form of capitalism. If that makes any sense.[2]

My interests include writing, acting, women, theatre, Wikipedia, reading, and playing with my Wii.

I am now a sysop. God Goat help us all.

I stole my name[3] from Joseph Heller and he can't have it back.

Cheers,
Purple George!YossieSpring in Fialta

Contents

Achievements

My (real) name in various alphabets and languages

  • Самуил
  • Σαμουήλ
  • שמואל
  • صمويل

Things that bother me, with interesting names

  • Muscae volitantes
  • Apologetics
  • Charley horses
  • Schlafly (Try saying it in a really bored, nasally voice with an extremely drawn out "A". Minutes of fun!)

Links of interest

Notes

  1. I am also Major Major Major Major at Uncyclopedia.
  2. No, it does not.
  3. Speaking of which -- to any Armenian speakers out there: how do you spell "Yossarian" in Armenian characters? I've got the faux-Armenian in my sig, but that's just for lulz (to use the vernacular 'round here).


For Yossarian, press twenty-two on your touch-tone now. He's lonely and has flies in his eyes.

Personal tools
Namespaces

Variants
Actions
Navigation
Community
Tools
support