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==<s>Achievements</s> My Fault==
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==My Fault==
 
*Unintentionally [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMystery%3ADid_George_Orwell_Become_a_Conservative%3F&diff=508128&oldid=507965 provoking] Schlafly into [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Augusto_Pinochet&diff=508187&oldid=503341 defending mass murderers].
 
*Unintentionally [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMystery%3ADid_George_Orwell_Become_a_Conservative%3F&diff=508128&oldid=507965 provoking] Schlafly into [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Augusto_Pinochet&diff=508187&oldid=503341 defending mass murderers].
 
*The [[Fun:Schlafly Quote Generator 2.0|(second) Schlafly generator]]
 
*The [[Fun:Schlafly Quote Generator 2.0|(second) Schlafly generator]]

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Yossarian
"Is it a robot? I hope it's a robot."
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THIS ЦSЗЯ IS Д COMMЦИIST
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Greetings fellow RatWives RationalWikians (and other stragglers):

I am Yossarian![1] I'm a long time lurker, and have loved all the fine work that's gone into mocking ridiculing emperor has no clothesing making life more paranoid and fearful than it already is for Andy Schlafly, cold sore cold sore of Conservapedia.

I am a university student, working on a lucrative degree in Theatre/Creative Writing. I am also very politically left wing, though I haven't really got a label for it that's more specific than that. Let's just say I'm an anarcho-socialist with tendencies toward statism and a limited form of capitalism. If that makes any sense.[2]

My religious views, like my politics, are distinctly contradictory in some ways, so I'll simply say I'm a very accepting atheist.

My interests include writing, acting, women, theatre, Wikipedia, reading, and playing with my Wii.

I am now a sysop. God Goat help us all.

I stole my name[3] from Joseph Heller and he can't have it back.

Cheers,
Purple George!Yossarian(where the wild things are)

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My Fault

My (real) name in various alphabets and languages

  • Самуил
  • Σαμουήλ
  • שמואל
  • صمويل
  • 사무엘
  • サミュエル

Things that bother me, with interesting names

  • Muscae volitantes
  • Apologetics
  • Charley horses
  • Schlafly (Try saying it in a really bored, nasally voice with an extremely drawn out "A". Minutes of fun!)

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Notes

  1. I am also Major Major Major Major at Uncyclopedia.
  2. No, it does not.
  3. Speaking of which -- to any Armenian speakers out there: how do you spell "Yossarian" in Armenian characters? I've got the faux-Armenian in my sig, but that's just for lulz (to use the vernacular 'round here).


For Yossarian, press twenty-two on your touch-tone now. He's lonely and has flies in his eyes.

BrainMop.jpg As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Yossarian, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

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