10:09, 25 May 2013 (UTC)
Karajou ( talk | contribs) blocked <insert name here> ( talk | contribs ) with the expiry time of
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(Inserting nonsense or gibberish into pages)
To do list
- Make some sort of Andy robot...
Use the strike out markup
- Use random text
- Make a series of meta jokes
Greetings, Anonymous User (and other stragglers):
I am Yossarian! I'm a
sysop bureaucrat person here at RW, and originally joined because I loved all the fine work that's gone into making life more paranoid and fearful than it already is for Andy Schlafly, oxide autobiographer of Conservapedia.
I am a
university student worthless university graduate, who worked on a lucrative degree in Theatre/Creative Writing. I am also very politically left wing, though I haven't really got a label for it that's more specific than that. Let's just say I'm an anarcho-socialist with tendencies toward statism and a limited form of capitalism. If that makes any sense.
My religious views, like my politics, are distinctly contradictory in some ways, so I'll simply say I'm a very accepting atheist.
I stole my name from Joseph Heller and he can't have it back. You can call me Yossarian, Yossie, Yossy, or Sam. ;)
And now, some light comedy:
"Anonymous User" (obviously your parents were unbelievers to give you such a pagan name), why do you care so much about defending relativity? I've managed to read your rants and noticed that you expressed support for the gay agenda, so it's painfully obvious that you're an atheist. I urge you, I beseech you, I beg you: accept that capital punishment deters depression. Observation and logic dictate that if you want to discuss your political views, then you have to describe them first. I often see good minds spiral into decay once they fall for atheism. Contribute first, then talk, as I'm going to do now.--aschlafly 10:09, 25 May 2013 (UTC)
My (real) name in various alphabets and languages
Things that bother me, with interesting names
- Muscae volitantes
- Schlafly (Try saying it in a really bored, nasally voice with an extremely drawn out "A". Minutes of fun!)
Links of interest
- ↑ I am also Major Major Major Major at Uncyclopedia.
- ↑ No, it does not.
- ↑ Speaking of which -- to any Armenian speakers out there: how do you spell "Yossarian" in Armenian characters? I've got the faux-Armenian in my sig, but that's just for lulz (to use the vernacular 'round here).
For Yossarian, press twenty-two on your touch-tone now. He's lonely and has flies in his eyes.
| ||As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Yossarian, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.|
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.