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::Thanks, Bob, that makes sense...I'm just trying to be myself...but if you all don't know me then I can see how my words could easily be misinterpreted. {{User:Pacodog/sig}} 11:15, 19 April 2010 (UTC) | ::Thanks, Bob, that makes sense...I'm just trying to be myself...but if you all don't know me then I can see how my words could easily be misinterpreted. {{User:Pacodog/sig}} 11:15, 19 April 2010 (UTC) | ||
::::::(EC) Any civilised country would pay their workers a decent wage rather than having the staff intimidate the customers. Why not just up the prices in the first place if you think that's what you should be paid? Why do people who work in high priced restaurants expect to earn so much more than those in cheaper establishments when they are offering the same service? What extra service is being offered by opening a $100 bottle of wine over a $50 bottle? Reliance on tipping is a way for employers to minimise their payroll taxes and employee benefits. (I see Human has made a similar point.) {{User:Lily The Pink/sig}} 09:52, 19 April 2010 (UTC) | ::::::(EC) Any civilised country would pay their workers a decent wage rather than having the staff intimidate the customers. Why not just up the prices in the first place if you think that's what you should be paid? Why do people who work in high priced restaurants expect to earn so much more than those in cheaper establishments when they are offering the same service? What extra service is being offered by opening a $100 bottle of wine over a $50 bottle? Reliance on tipping is a way for employers to minimise their payroll taxes and employee benefits. (I see Human has made a similar point.) {{User:Lily The Pink/sig}} 09:52, 19 April 2010 (UTC) | ||
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| + | Rather then using your userpage as a blog, you might consider writing essays. You can always link to them from your userpage. The format is: | ||
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| + | Where "My great essay" is the name of your essay. You put <nowiki>{{template:essay}}</nowiki> on top and nobody else can edit it.--[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|<sup>Spring is sprung!</sup>]] 11:15, 19 April 2010 (UTC) | ||
Revision as of 11:15, 19 April 2010
All species are welcome here! --
Ask me about your mother 23:09, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
I like that User name. BigGuy (talk) 23:37, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
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Pat on the back
Good job on the Faubus article. Lord of the Goons The official spikey-haired skeptical punk 04:50, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
- thanks! Pacodog (talk) 05:09, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
- <wags tail>
Demotion
Unfortunately, due to your good edits here, you've been made a sysop. Here's your manual. Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 04:41, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
- Sweeeet...You guys are way nicer than those jerks over at CP...just don't go thinking that this means that we're friends or something ;) Pacodog (talk) 05:15, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
- Meh, it's just routine here to treat people like equals rather than like we are better than they are. Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 05:19, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
- Well that's just crazy talk...thanks tho,seriously...I look forward to
imposing my view upon all of youcontributing in a meaningful way. Pacodog (talk) 05:29, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
- Well that's just crazy talk...thanks tho,seriously...I look forward to
- Meh, it's just routine here to treat people like equals rather than like we are better than they are. Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 05:19, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
What make, model, and year is your dog? ħuman
07:10, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
- '08 long-haired chihuahua...trying to figure out how to upload a photo...PACODOGwoof, bitches 07:45, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
- There should be a thing on the left that says "upload file". '08 was a good year for Chi You Yahas, as I recall, they didn't have many recalls, and their ball joints are rock solid. Although they tend to drift out of alignment a bit often. ħuman
08:02, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
- not gonna happen from the old cell phone i guess...I'll try again tomorrow from a real 'puter. btw I can tell by the content of yor post with 95% certianty that you have never owned a chihuahua. I challenge you to open your mind and reject your liberal preconceived...ah fuck it good nite PACODOGwoof, bitches 08:47, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
- There should be a thing on the left that says "upload file". '08 was a good year for Chi You Yahas, as I recall, they didn't have many recalls, and their ball joints are rock solid. Although they tend to drift out of alignment a bit often. ħuman
n00b question
I just tried to do a search for "dog" and was redirected to "cat"...w...t...f... PACODOGwoof, bitches 02:36, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
- Looks like it was someone's joke to me. If you can find some way to make "dog" on-mission, I suppose you can get rid of the re-direct and create a real article. Gooniepunk2010 Oi! Oi! Oi! 02:39, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
Hello
I recently removed an edit you made to Talk Wigo:CP. Don't make it easy on them. Make them discover that kind of stuff for themselves. SirChuckBObama/Biden? 2012 07:11, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
- got it,thanks (my bad) PACODOGwoof, bitches 07:16, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
You wanna know why women live longer???
Here's why! And another reason why!The Spikey Punk I'm punking my punk! 05:19, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
Mike Malloy
Are you a fan of his, by chance? Punky Your mental puke relief 03:40, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
- I think he's very entertaining. I also think Rush Limbaugh is very entertaining...just sayin' PACODOGwoof, bitches 03:54, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
- No, I agree. Human and I think that Malloy is at his best when he is at his craziest. Nothing is more entertaining than listening to Malloy hang up on CONservatives while saying "have mentioned yet how much I hate these people?!?!?" AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 03:58, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
- No doubt I laugh my ass off to myself when he goes off on his rants, because agree with him pretty much 100%...he can be embarrasing at times, however, for the same reasons why Rush is funny to me...ya know? PACODOGwoof, bitches 04:08, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
- No, I know. If I had to pick a liberal talker to liken myself to, I actually choose either Thom Hartmann or Big Eddie Schultz. But Malloy is still a good time, alright. The Goonie 1 What's this button do? Uh oh.... 04:11, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
- Fine, I'll say it...Rachel Maddow is my liberal doppelganger(?)...she fucking rocks!..that's right...get some PACODOGwoof, bitches 04:16, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
- I love Dr. Maddow", too, actually. Cheers for that, man! AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 04:18, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
- Fine, I'll say it...Rachel Maddow is my liberal doppelganger(?)...she fucking rocks!..that's right...get some PACODOGwoof, bitches 04:16, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
- No, I know. If I had to pick a liberal talker to liken myself to, I actually choose either Thom Hartmann or Big Eddie Schultz. But Malloy is still a good time, alright. The Goonie 1 What's this button do? Uh oh.... 04:11, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
- No doubt I laugh my ass off to myself when he goes off on his rants, because agree with him pretty much 100%...he can be embarrasing at times, however, for the same reasons why Rush is funny to me...ya know? PACODOGwoof, bitches 04:08, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
- No, I agree. Human and I think that Malloy is at his best when he is at his craziest. Nothing is more entertaining than listening to Malloy hang up on CONservatives while saying "have mentioned yet how much I hate these people?!?!?" AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 03:58, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
Sweet!
Wow, another member of my Goon Squad! Sweet! Cheers, mate, I saved some virtual internet scotch just for you! Punky Your mental puke relief 04:30, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
fukcing Brits
15% is "standard"; 10% is an insult; 20% or better is a "you done well, thank you". ħuman
08:47, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
- OK, I'll give you that but don't act like you've "never heard of tipping before" when you know you're full of fucking shit...that's all I'm sayin' PACODOGwoof, bitches 08:52, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
- Fuck you, too, and the seven person party you rode in with who think $20 is a good tip because it's a lot of money. 20% is not standard, it's over and above. 15% is "standard" and 10% is cheapskate. Now go sit at your table quietly while we spit (or worse) on your food. ħuman
09:10, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
- And there's another dumbass "waiter fallacy." As if I'm somehow gonna go back in time and spit (or worse) on your food 'cuz you don't understand the whole tipping thing...think it through, genius...twenty percent is standard, btw...in a few years it'll be 25%...hopefully, anywayz...PACODOGwoof, bitches 09:21, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
- You're simply wrong. Better days will come when the employer pays the help, and tipping is actually what it should be, not their (tax avoided) salary. ħuman
09:35, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
- I was halfway kidding but now I'm a little offended (look out!)..."tax avoided?" do tell... PACODOGwoof, bitches 09:44, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
- The IRS requires tipped employees to declare income equal to 7% of the gross they handle. So in fair tax terms, 7% would be the appropriate tip. Anything above that is usually cheated on. ħuman
09:50, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
- The IRS requires tipped employees to declare income equal to 7% of the gross they handle. So in fair tax terms, 7% would be the appropriate tip. Anything above that is usually cheated on. ħuman
- I was halfway kidding but now I'm a little offended (look out!)..."tax avoided?" do tell... PACODOGwoof, bitches 09:44, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
- You're simply wrong. Better days will come when the employer pays the help, and tipping is actually what it should be, not their (tax avoided) salary. ħuman
- Is Spirit of the Dance British? I thought it was Irish. Or has it been taken over by British dancers?--BobSpring is sprung! 09:32, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
- Yeah, they're British...I can tell by their rediculous fucking Monty Python sounding accents...PACODOGwoof, bitches 09:48, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
- Is your knowledge of British accents truly based on Monty Python?--BobSpring is sprung! 10:05, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
- Oh c'mon I'm kidding about the monty python shit...They're Brits, thoPACODOGwoof, bitches 10:12, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
- How much of the rest are you serious about?--BobSpring is sprung! 10:14, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
- I was just trying to be humourous but it appears that I've hit a nerve here...please understand...I love you fucking Brits...just having some fun...Cheers, mate!
- OK, but you may have to work on your style a bit. It reads like a foul-mouthed attack on Brits in general based on the actions of a few. If it was meant to be tongue-in-cheek I'm afraid that it falls a bit short. :-) It's one of the dangers of trying to be funny in print - people are likely to believe you mean exactly what you write and not take it as a joke. Anyway, Have fun. Cheers. :-).--BobSpring is sprung! 10:28, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
- Point taken. I honestly meant no offense, I guess I just assume that my remarks won't be taken seriously because...well I'm just new to this stuff I guess...I'm learning PACODOGwoof, bitches 10:37, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
- OK, but you may have to work on your style a bit. It reads like a foul-mouthed attack on Brits in general based on the actions of a few. If it was meant to be tongue-in-cheek I'm afraid that it falls a bit short. :-) It's one of the dangers of trying to be funny in print - people are likely to believe you mean exactly what you write and not take it as a joke. Anyway, Have fun. Cheers. :-).--BobSpring is sprung! 10:28, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
- I was just trying to be humourous but it appears that I've hit a nerve here...please understand...I love you fucking Brits...just having some fun...Cheers, mate!
- How much of the rest are you serious about?--BobSpring is sprung! 10:14, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
- Oh c'mon I'm kidding about the monty python shit...They're Brits, thoPACODOGwoof, bitches 10:12, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
- Is your knowledge of British accents truly based on Monty Python?--BobSpring is sprung! 10:05, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
- Yeah, they're British...I can tell by their rediculous fucking Monty Python sounding accents...PACODOGwoof, bitches 09:48, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
- And there's another dumbass "waiter fallacy." As if I'm somehow gonna go back in time and spit (or worse) on your food 'cuz you don't understand the whole tipping thing...think it through, genius...twenty percent is standard, btw...in a few years it'll be 25%...hopefully, anywayz...PACODOGwoof, bitches 09:21, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
- Fuck you, too, and the seven person party you rode in with who think $20 is a good tip because it's a lot of money. 20% is not standard, it's over and above. 15% is "standard" and 10% is cheapskate. Now go sit at your table quietly while we spit (or worse) on your food. ħuman
Any suggestions as to how I can make my hilarious witty insights more...appropriate...without compromising the inherent satirical nature of the humor? (I'm being serious) PACODOGwoof, bitches 10:50, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
- Well, one of the things is simply being known. You're relatively new and people won't know if you're being serious or not - they will conclude you are. Personally I'd cut out the swearing - I think it makes you sound like a troll or at least someone who is trying to get attention. I'd also direct my fire (initially) at people who are not, in fact, members of the site. Creationists, cranks or whatever - the people whose ideas we aim to oppose.--BobSpring is sprung! 11:06, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
- Thanks, Bob, that makes sense...I'm just trying to be myself...but if you all don't know me then I can see how my words could easily be misinterpreted. PACODOGwoof, bitches 11:15, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
- (EC) Any civilised country would pay their workers a decent wage rather than having the staff intimidate the customers. Why not just up the prices in the first place if you think that's what you should be paid? Why do people who work in high priced restaurants expect to earn so much more than those in cheaper establishments when they are offering the same service? What extra service is being offered by opening a $100 bottle of wine over a $50 bottle? Reliance on tipping is a way for employers to minimise their payroll taxes and employee benefits. (I see Human has made a similar point.) Lily Inspirate me. 09:52, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
- Thanks, Bob, that makes sense...I'm just trying to be myself...but if you all don't know me then I can see how my words could easily be misinterpreted. PACODOGwoof, bitches 11:15, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
Essay
Rather then using your userpage as a blog, you might consider writing essays. You can always link to them from your userpage. The format is:
Essay:My great essay
Where "My great essay" is the name of your essay. You put {{template:essay}} on top and nobody else can edit it.--BobSpring is sprung! 11:15, 19 April 2010 (UTC)