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: I apologise for not doing it in a manner you approved of. I do not recall making any 'goodbye' announcement. As for the deletions, I did not want my writing to be here if I wasn't. I asked about the policy on essays before I deleted anything. Regards [[User:Voxhumana|<font color="navy">'''VOX'''</font>]][[User_talk:Voxhumana|<font color="teal"><sup>'''HUMANA'''</sup></font>]] 07:39, 23 June 2012 (UTC) | : I apologise for not doing it in a manner you approved of. I do not recall making any 'goodbye' announcement. As for the deletions, I did not want my writing to be here if I wasn't. I asked about the policy on essays before I deleted anything. Regards [[User:Voxhumana|<font color="navy">'''VOX'''</font>]][[User_talk:Voxhumana|<font color="teal"><sup>'''HUMANA'''</sup></font>]] 07:39, 23 June 2012 (UTC) | ||
::"Sorry i didnt meet your standards" you mean the ones i stole from observation and reading the LANCB articles?--[[User:Mikalos209|<span style="color:#990000">il'</span>]][[User_Talk:Mikalos209|<span style="color:#000099">Dictator</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Mikalos209|<span style="color:#009900">Mikal</span>]] 07:44, 23 June 2012 (UTC) | ::"Sorry i didnt meet your standards" you mean the ones i stole from observation and reading the LANCB articles?--[[User:Mikalos209|<span style="color:#990000">il'</span>]][[User_Talk:Mikalos209|<span style="color:#000099">Dictator</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Mikalos209|<span style="color:#009900">Mikal</span>]] 07:44, 23 June 2012 (UTC) | ||
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| + | ::(EC)What happened was that everyone saw your deletions and waited for the sound of the explosion to reach them, but heard nothing. After a while the curiosity overwhelmed Ty, at least, and he directly asked you what was up. | ||
| + | ::If you wanted to go that route you probably would have needed {{rw|Ninja}} rights, but then I've never seen anyone successfully pull that one off. | ||
| + | ::Anyway, have fun back at wikipedia. [[User:PeterL|Peter]] <sup>[[User talk:PeterL|<span class="myName">Urist</span> for Mod!]]</sup> 07:45, 23 June 2012 (UTC) | ||
Revision as of 07:45, 23 June 2012
Greetings, Vox, and thanks for joining the uncivilized classified ad wiki! I hope you enjoy your time here.
Radioactive Misanthrope 03:59, 11 January 2012 (UTC)
- Hello there, Mr. Humana. Seems he's had quite an interesting life so far. Sam Tally-ho! 04:20, 11 January 2012 (UTC)
- Very interesting. so what do you remember, doctorwise? PeterQuasniki 2012! 04:23, 11 January 2012 (UTC)
- I quit medicine 15 years ago and have so far managed to forget which drugs are indicated for which condition, and am also blithely ignorant of any changes to standard pharmacological practice since that time. I could probably still perform a tracheotomy, but you'd *seriously* want to have exhausted all other options first.
- My favourite thing (that I still remember) is the fact that about 84% of people have a muscle in their arm that doesn't do anything - palmaris longus. This muscle is responsible for exposing the claw, in such mammals as actually have claws to expose. Given that we are all created by God (as I am reliably told) his reasons for including this useless muscle are somewhat mysterious (but then I am also reliably told that he's a mysterious dude). His reasons for not including it in a small percentage of people are even more mysterious - clues of a "master race" perhaps? (For the record, I possess this muscle in both arms, so it would appear that I have been excluded from the master race. Dammit!) Voxhumana (talk) 05:47, 11 January 2012 (UTC)
- Maybe God just forgot to add claws?
Radioactive Misanthrope 05:49, 11 January 2012 (UTC)
- Maybe God just forgot to add claws?
- My favourite thing (that I still remember) is the fact that about 84% of people have a muscle in their arm that doesn't do anything - palmaris longus. This muscle is responsible for exposing the claw, in such mammals as actually have claws to expose. Given that we are all created by God (as I am reliably told) his reasons for including this useless muscle are somewhat mysterious (but then I am also reliably told that he's a mysterious dude). His reasons for not including it in a small percentage of people are even more mysterious - clues of a "master race" perhaps? (For the record, I possess this muscle in both arms, so it would appear that I have been excluded from the master race. Dammit!) Voxhumana (talk) 05:47, 11 January 2012 (UTC)
- Heretic. I'll be adding that to my list of "Things to not say to God during the Rapture". Voxhumana (talk) 06:11, 11 January 2012 (UTC)
- Really interesting that muscle.--BobSpring is sprung! 07:19, 11 January 2012 (UTC)
- Heretic. I'll be adding that to my list of "Things to not say to God during the Rapture". Voxhumana (talk) 06:11, 11 January 2012 (UTC)
- It's easy enough to find out if you have it.
- Turn your hand palm up.
- Make a fist.
- Now try to point the knuckle of your index finger at your nose.
- One or two tendons will appear in your wrist. If you have two tendons, then the thinner one (closest to your body) is palmaris longus. Most people have it in both arms, a small number are missing it in one arm or the other, and a very small amount are missing it in both arms. The other tendon (or if you only have one tendon, that one) is flexi carpi digitorum - this pulls your fingers in to make a fist in the first place.Voxhumana (talk) 07:55, 11 January 2012 (UTC)
- It's easy enough to find out if you have it.
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Evidence that Voxhumana is a werewolf
Since Voxhuman has revealed that he has muscles to control his claws, he MUST be a werewolf. Could a moderator please rule on site membership for the lunarly other-abled among us ? I will remind them that we have several deities , and demi-deities already. :)
- PS After receiving lots of spam email my male member although tightly wound around my waist still drags on the ground. Can you recommend an ointment? I also pass out when I get an erection, any suggestions ?
Your questions:
After receiving lots of spam email my male member although tightly wound around my waist still drags on the ground.
- Try discovering the joys of bipedalism by walking in an upright manner. And let's be honest, The worm is a seriously unfashionable dance move.
Can you recommend an ointment?
- I recommend ichthammol ointment, also known as Ammonium bituminosulfonate. It has nothing whatsoever to do with your condition, but I enjoy watching people try to say it. (bonus points are awarded for prescribing it to people with speech impediments.)
I also pass out when I get an erection, any suggestions?
- Try to have erections more frequently than annually. This will diminish the "shock" factor which is the cause of your fainting. If you are heterosexual, try imagining either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie. If homosexual, same. If you enjoy "Magic, The Gathering", then forget everything I just said. Voxhumana (talk) 06:03, 11 January 2012 (UTC)
Undo my revision would you?
Take this! --MtDPrematurely Indeterminate 03:00, 12 June 2012 (UTC)
- That was wildly irresponsible of you. I presume that with all this extra power I am now entitled to free hookers and cocaine? Voxhumana (talk) 05:56, 12 June 2012 (UTC)
- I'm afraid the RWF lacks the funds for that many hookers for every sysop; and it's reserved for the higher ups only. --il'Dictator Mikal 05:58, 12 June 2012 (UTC)
- I have a long record of making terrible decisions. I have no intention of changing that for the likes of you. --MtDPrematurely Indeterminate 06:01, 12 June 2012 (UTC)
My link collection
A list of links I want to have on hand for future reference:
June perhaps
Thank you. I should not edit while drinking :) Desmond (talk) 04:04, 14 June 2012 (UTC)
- On the contrary, I maintain that drinking heavily while editing should be a
pre-requisistethingamajigstandard practice. Voxhumana (talk) 04:13, 14 June 2012 (UTC)
Humana
AceModerator 04:21, 17 June 2012 (UTC)
Arrgh. Feckin' doof-doof. Proof there really is a Satan. When the revolution comes all DJs will be put to death. That's not fundamentalism, that's based on an objective assessment of their suckworthiness. (And yes, I've been a professional musician - as in 'real' instruments - most of my life, so I hold people who call themselves "musicians" just because they can press "play" in no small amount of contempt :-)
Having said all that, I appreciate the thought behind the gesture! Cheers VOXHUMANA 04:29, 17 June 2012 (UTC)
- Just pressing play? I have seen DJ's juggle 3 turntables, 2 CD mixers, a 909 synth and a drum machine at pretty much the same time. Using a tiny sample from each to create an entirely new track basically on the fly....and doing so consistently for 4 hours straight.....AceModerator 04:59, 17 June 2012 (UTC)
- Death to them all. Deytookairjawbs! VOXHUMANA 05:06, 17 June 2012 (UTC)
- Just pressing play? I have seen DJ's juggle 3 turntables, 2 CD mixers, a 909 synth and a drum machine at pretty much the same time. Using a tiny sample from each to create an entirely new track basically on the fly....and doing so consistently for 4 hours straight.....AceModerator 04:59, 17 June 2012 (UTC)
Voxgoatana
sterile
no new information 05:29, 19 June 2012 (UTC)
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You okay? Тytalk 14:43, 22 June 2012 (UTC)
- Sure, no problem. I'm moving along, and in WP land it's bad form to leave an account with sysops rights still attached. I didn't know if it was the same here but I thought I'd err on the safe side. All the best. VOXHUMANA 15:11, 22 June 2012 (UTC)
Any particular reason for moving on? ωεαşεζόίď
Methinks it is a Weasel 17:51, 22 June 2012 (UTC)
- Um, well yeah, but I'm not established enough here to have the right to raise it, and seriously, nothing is more pathetic than some newbie going "Wah, I'm unhappy". All the best. VOXHUMANA 01:32, 23 June 2012 (UTC)
- I've turned email notification off now, so I won't be aware of any subsequent comments. VOXHUMANA 01:35, 23 June 2012 (UTC)
- Was it something we said? --MtDPrematurely Indeterminate 01:36, 23 June 2012 (UTC)
- Most of the site has had a hissy fit and 'left' at some point or another, it would be rather hypocritical for them to call it "pathetic." Peter Urist for Mod! 01:39, 23 June 2012 (UTC)
- What Peter said. Plus, we're lax with "drama" if there's a problem. Frankly, I'm impressed with your contributions and your integration into the "society" of RW. Presuming you're not a sock-puppet of an existing user (hell, I have to cover all bases here!!) we need more people of this calibre and it's awesome. So, fuck the drama elsewhere, a lot more of us than you'd expect are above and beyond that.
postate 01:56, 23 June 2012 (UTC)
- What Peter said. Plus, we're lax with "drama" if there's a problem. Frankly, I'm impressed with your contributions and your integration into the "society" of RW. Presuming you're not a sock-puppet of an existing user (hell, I have to cover all bases here!!) we need more people of this calibre and it's awesome. So, fuck the drama elsewhere, a lot more of us than you'd expect are above and beyond that.
I used to make a fuss whenever I'd LANCB (it's been maybe three or four times now) only to have to slink back with my tail between my legs. It's better to just make your LANCB unnoticed, I finally realized. So Vox is actually quite a bit more astute than most of us who've LANCB'd with Parthian shots and drama.
Acer Blue 02:15, 23 June 2012 (UTC)
There is no hissy fit, no drama, I'm not angry at anyone or anything. You all have a groove here that works for you, it doesn't work for me, that's all. I had actually achieved most of the departure more than 24 hours ago (deleted essays and user pages etc) and no-one noticed, so I thought I had LANCB'ed successfully :) To Armondikov, thank you for the kind words and as to your sockpuppet comment - that's always a fair question in wiki land, so here's a WP edit to confirm my real identity. Take care all. VOXHUMANA 02:57, 23 June 2012 (UTC)
- If you want to LANCB successfully, you don't delete your essays and userspace, you leave it and just fade, because deleting it and stripping yourself of rights is rather noticeable, and what others who do want a visual LANCB would do. Announcing with a "Goodbye" also tends to be a hallmark of a unsuccesful LANCB. --il'Dictator Mikal 04:03, 23 June 2012 (UTC)
- I apologise for not doing it in a manner you approved of. I do not recall making any 'goodbye' announcement. As for the deletions, I did not want my writing to be here if I wasn't. I asked about the policy on essays before I deleted anything. Regards VOXHUMANA 07:39, 23 June 2012 (UTC)
- (EC)What happened was that everyone saw your deletions and waited for the sound of the explosion to reach them, but heard nothing. After a while the curiosity overwhelmed Ty, at least, and he directly asked you what was up.
- If you wanted to go that route you probably would have needed Ninja rights, but then I've never seen anyone successfully pull that one off.
- Anyway, have fun back at wikipedia. Peter Urist for Mod! 07:45, 23 June 2012 (UTC)