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==Mythology==
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Yes, '''Virginia''', there is no Santa Claus.
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==Settlement==
 
==Settlement==

Revision as of 01:27, 25 December 2007

One of these boats is called Godspeed!!!


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Settlement

Virginia is the location of Jamestown, the first permanent English settlement in America

Snark

Virginia was one of the original thirteen colonies to escape British tyranny and form the fledgling United States. It traitorously deserted the Union in 1861 to join the Confederacy. This cost them the territory of West Virginia, where the population were more patriotic. However, in the aftermath of of losing the Civil War that ensued, Virginia once more became the proud and stalwart owner of a star on Old Glory, and home to large numbers of U.S. Government offices and employees.

Given the contemporary reputation of West Virginia, many Virginians feel that it is only right and proper that West Virginia is the southernmost state in Yankee territory, and no longer affiliated with the Old Dominion.

Culture

The Roxy Music song Virginia Plain has nothing to do with this Virginia. Neither, in fact, does the opening sentence of this article.

Leave Virginia alone, she's not like you and me.

Religion

Though Virginia is classified as a Bible Belt state, it is actually home to two great extremes: The southern part of Virginia is home to Jerry Falwell, Liberty University, and generally rampant fundamentalism. Northern Virginia is home to godless liberal communists who commute to Washington DC. Each is equally ashamed of the other.

Exports

  • Terbacky
  • Wacky terbacky
  • Commuters to Washington, D.C.
  • Slugs (a peculiar subspecies of said commuters to Washington, D.C.)
The Bible Belt
Bible belt.PNG Alabama - Arkansas - Florida - Georgia
Kansas - Kentucky - Louisiana - Mississippi
Missouri - North Carolina - Oklahoma - South Carolina
Tennessee - Texas - Virginia - West Virginia - Jesusland


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