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| − | The so-called "'''War on Xmas'''" is a right wing demagogic [[neologism]] referring to [[secular]] progressives' attempts to keep the December solstice holiday shopping season culturally inclusive. It is fought every year by none other than [[Bill O'Reilly]] | + | The so-called "'''War on Xmas'''" is a right wing demagogic [[neologism]] referring to [[secular]] progressives' attempts to keep the December solstice holiday shopping season culturally inclusive. It is famously fought every year by none other than [[Bill O'Reilly]]. |
==Origins== | ==Origins== | ||
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It's little known, even among those who promote this idea, that it actually started out as a [[conspiracy theory]] promulgated by the [[John Birch Society]]. In 1959, they released a pamphlet called "There Goes Christmas," in which they claimed that there was a new [[communist]] plot to "take the [[Christ]] out of Christmas" by replacing Christmas decorations with [[United Nations]] iconography. The Society claimed this was part of a larger push to stamp out [[religion]] altogether and cede US sovereignty to the UN. They urged their members to boycott any stores with "inappropriate decorations."<ref>[http://dir.salon.com/story/news/feature/2005/11/21/christmas/ How the Secular Humanist Grinch Didn't Steal Christmas], Salon</ref> | It's little known, even among those who promote this idea, that it actually started out as a [[conspiracy theory]] promulgated by the [[John Birch Society]]. In 1959, they released a pamphlet called "There Goes Christmas," in which they claimed that there was a new [[communist]] plot to "take the [[Christ]] out of Christmas" by replacing Christmas decorations with [[United Nations]] iconography. The Society claimed this was part of a larger push to stamp out [[religion]] altogether and cede US sovereignty to the UN. They urged their members to boycott any stores with "inappropriate decorations."<ref>[http://dir.salon.com/story/news/feature/2005/11/21/christmas/ How the Secular Humanist Grinch Didn't Steal Christmas], Salon</ref> | ||
==More recently== | ==More recently== | ||
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It is a seasonal favorite talking point of [[Bill O'Reilly]], who is apparently horrified - yes, ''horrified!'' - that WalMart greeters might wish that shoppers enjoy "Happy Holidays" - despite the fact that his own website sold "holiday ornaments" rather than Xmas ornaments.<ref>http://mediamatters.org/items/200511300006</ref> Did anyone mention [[hypocrisy]]? | It is a seasonal favorite talking point of [[Bill O'Reilly]], who is apparently horrified - yes, ''horrified!'' - that WalMart greeters might wish that shoppers enjoy "Happy Holidays" - despite the fact that his own website sold "holiday ornaments" rather than Xmas ornaments.<ref>http://mediamatters.org/items/200511300006</ref> Did anyone mention [[hypocrisy]]? | ||
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==So what's a war without war profiteers?== | ==So what's a war without war profiteers?== | ||
| − | + | The [[American Family Association]] (AFA) issues a yearly list of <s>nationwide retail outlets often owned by huge, multination corporations</s> companies that they say are "for", "marginal on", or "against" Christmas. Supposedly the "for Christmas" companies use the word "Christmas" instead of "Xmas" or "holiday" in their advertising, while the "against Christmas" companies do not.<ref>[http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2009/11/afa-expands-christmas-hit-list.html ''Joe.My.God.'' Blogspot page on the 2009 list]</ref><ref>[http://www.disinfo.com/2011/11/pro-and-anti-christmas-retailers-list/ ''Disinformation'' website (disinfo.com) page on the AFA's 2011 list, with commentary.] (Notice whose online store tops the "for Christmas" list.]</ref> Of course, the AFA doesn't seem to notice that many of the companies on the "for Christmas" list often substitute "holiday" for "Christmas" in their ads, or minimize the number of references to the holidays altogether. This has led to speculation by <s>godless, gay, pinko-commies</s> critics that maybe the AFA receives compensation for inclusion on the "for Christmas" list, a claim that the AFA denies.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm3yYDmc4-M Near the end of this YouTube video], AFA spokesman [[Bryan Fischer]] denies to [[Thom Hartmann]] that corporations pay to get on the "for Christmas" list. (However, the best part of the video comes at the very end when Hartmann calls Fischer a [[blasphemy|blasphemer]] for his [[right-wing]] take on the Parable of the Talents.)</ref> | |
| − | The [[American Family Association]] (AFA) issues a yearly list of <s>nationwide retail outlets often owned by huge, multination corporations</s> companies that they say are "for", "marginal on", or "against" Christmas. Supposedly the "for Christmas" companies use the word "Christmas" instead of "Xmas" or "holiday" in their advertising, while the "against Christmas" companies do not.<ref>[http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2009/11/afa-expands-christmas-hit-list.html ''Joe.My.God.'' Blogspot page on the 2009 list]</ref><ref>[http://www.disinfo.com/2011/11/pro-and-anti-christmas-retailers-list/ ''Disinformation'' website (disinfo.com) page on the AFA's 2011 list, with commentary.] | + | |
==They've messed our economy== | ==They've messed our economy== | ||
| − | In 2008, the ante was raised as a columnist has blamed the entire [[banking crisis|economic crisis]] on the war on Christmas. Daniel Henninger said that the push against Christmas is leading us to a "Mad Max" type environment.<ref>http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122714101083742715.html</ref> | + | In 2008, the ante was raised as a columnist has blamed the entire [[banking crisis|economic crisis]] on the war on Christmas. Daniel Henninger said that the push against Christmas is leading us to a "Mad Max" type environment.<ref>[http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122714101083742715.html The Wall Street Journal/Wonder Land: Mad Max and the Meltdown] November 20, 2008</ref> |
==The War in politics== | ==The War in politics== | ||
[[Image:Lolgrinch.png|thumb|The [[liberal]] plot to ban the sacred holiday is worse than you think!]] | [[Image:Lolgrinch.png|thumb|The [[liberal]] plot to ban the sacred holiday is worse than you think!]] | ||
| − | In 2007, even some of the [[President]]ial candidates took up the war, with [[Mike Huckabee]] claiming that it might be "controversial," but he was going to wish the gathered Iowa Republicans a "Merry Christmas".<ref>http://www.weeklystandard.com/weblogs/CampaignStandard/2007/12/hayes_a_merry_christmas_for_hu.asp</ref> Oh noes!!! | + | In 2007, even some of the [[President]]ial candidates took up the war, with [[Mike Huckabee]] claiming that it might be "controversial," but he was going to wish the gathered Iowa Republicans a "Merry Christmas".<ref>[http://www.weeklystandard.com/weblogs/CampaignStandard/2007/12/hayes_a_merry_christmas_for_hu.asp The Weekly Standard: A Merry Christmas for Huckabee] December 21, 2007</ref> Oh noes!!! |
==Late December celebrations== | ==Late December celebrations== | ||
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* In England, the Puritan government of Oliver Cromwell banned Christmas celebrations. This led to pro-Christmas rioting in several cities, in which rioters defied Cromwell by decking the halls with boughs of holly.<ref>[http://www.historytoday.com/MainArticle.aspx?m=12890&amid=12890 "Lords of Misrule: The Puritan War on Christmas"]</ref> | * In England, the Puritan government of Oliver Cromwell banned Christmas celebrations. This led to pro-Christmas rioting in several cities, in which rioters defied Cromwell by decking the halls with boughs of holly.<ref>[http://www.historytoday.com/MainArticle.aspx?m=12890&amid=12890 "Lords of Misrule: The Puritan War on Christmas"]</ref> | ||
| − | * In Massachusetts, Christmas was completely banned for 22 years, from 1659 until 1681, only being legalized again when King James II appointed an Anglican governor to the colony who could rule by decree. Christmas did not become popular there until the 1850s. | + | * In Massachusetts, Christmas was completely banned for 22 years, from 1659 until 1681, only being legalized again when King James II appointed an Anglican governor to the colony who could rule by decree. Christmas did not become popular there until the 1850s. |
| − | * [[George Washington|George Washington's]] famous crossing of the Delaware took place on the night of December 25, 1776, with the hope of catching the Hessian soldiers garrisoned in Trenton off guard in the morning as they were still in bed nursing hangovers. Presumably the Continental forces weren't celebrating Christmas as they were busy loading boats. After the Revolutionary War, celebrating Christmas fell out of style in the US as "too British".<ref>Andrews, Peter (1975). Christmas in Colonial and Early America. USA: World Book Encyclopedia, Inc | + | * [[George Washington|George Washington's]] famous crossing of the Delaware took place on the night of December 25, 1776, with the hope of catching the Hessian soldiers garrisoned in Trenton off guard in the morning as they were still in bed nursing hangovers. Presumably the Continental forces weren't celebrating Christmas as they were busy loading boats. After the Revolutionary War, celebrating Christmas fell out of style in the US as "too British".<ref>Andrews, Peter (1975). Christmas in Colonial and Early America. USA: World Book Encyclopedia, Inc. ISBN 7-166-2001-4.</ref> |
* Some fundamentalist groups today reject the celebration of Christmas as a holiday of [[pagan]] origin. The [[Jehovah's Witnesses]] and [[Herbert W. Armstrong]] are well known for this. Less well-known, [[Jack Chick]] states that Christians are not supposed to celebrate Christ's birth in at least one of his comic books. The more fundamentalist groups like [[Independent Baptist]]s and [[Pentecostal]]s while not rejecting the celebration of Christmas, tend to de-emphasize the holiday relative to mainline churches. Christian fundamentalists have also been known to picket [[Santa Claus]] in malls, or even to point out that Santa is an anagram of [[Satan]]. | * Some fundamentalist groups today reject the celebration of Christmas as a holiday of [[pagan]] origin. The [[Jehovah's Witnesses]] and [[Herbert W. Armstrong]] are well known for this. Less well-known, [[Jack Chick]] states that Christians are not supposed to celebrate Christ's birth in at least one of his comic books. The more fundamentalist groups like [[Independent Baptist]]s and [[Pentecostal]]s while not rejecting the celebration of Christmas, tend to de-emphasize the holiday relative to mainline churches. Christian fundamentalists have also been known to picket [[Santa Claus]] in malls, or even to point out that Santa is an anagram of [[Satan]]. | ||
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*[http://aclu.procon.org/view.answers.php?questionID=000688 Wingnuts vs ACLU debate] | *[http://aclu.procon.org/view.answers.php?questionID=000688 Wingnuts vs ACLU debate] | ||
*[[Conservative correctness]] | *[[Conservative correctness]] | ||
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==Footnotes== | ==Footnotes== | ||
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[[Category:Blasphemy (probably)]] | [[Category:Blasphemy (probably)]] | ||
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“”It was the Yuletide, that men call Christmas though they know in their hearts it is older than Bethlehem and Babylon, older than Memphis and mankind.
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| —H.P. Lovecraft[1] |
The so-called "War on Xmas" is a right wing demagogic neologism referring to secular progressives' attempts to keep the December solstice holiday shopping season culturally inclusive. It is famously fought every year by none other than Bill O'Reilly.
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Origins
It's little known, even among those who promote this idea, that it actually started out as a conspiracy theory promulgated by the John Birch Society. In 1959, they released a pamphlet called "There Goes Christmas," in which they claimed that there was a new communist plot to "take the Christ out of Christmas" by replacing Christmas decorations with United Nations iconography. The Society claimed this was part of a larger push to stamp out religion altogether and cede US sovereignty to the UN. They urged their members to boycott any stores with "inappropriate decorations."[2]
More recently
It is a seasonal favorite talking point of Bill O'Reilly, who is apparently horrified - yes, horrified! - that WalMart greeters might wish that shoppers enjoy "Happy Holidays" - despite the fact that his own website sold "holiday ornaments" rather than Xmas ornaments.[3] Did anyone mention hypocrisy?
The fact that "Happy Holidays" refers to over a dozen holidays (see below) never seems to have any real effect on the demagoguery; neither does the idea that Christmas itself was first made by blatantly ripping off a pagan holiday (let's hear it for the War on Yule!), or that puritanical types have made a few wars against Christmas themselves. So, loony Religious Rightists keep yammering about it and secularists keep making jokes about going along with it.[4] As the years go by, the semi-ironic "Merry Christmas" greeting is gaining ground. People who might be non-religious or secular left wingnuts take pains to wish others a Merry Christmas, at least on the day itself.
So what's a war without war profiteers?
The American Family Association (AFA) issues a yearly list of nationwide retail outlets often owned by huge, multination corporations companies that they say are "for", "marginal on", or "against" Christmas. Supposedly the "for Christmas" companies use the word "Christmas" instead of "Xmas" or "holiday" in their advertising, while the "against Christmas" companies do not.[5][6] Of course, the AFA doesn't seem to notice that many of the companies on the "for Christmas" list often substitute "holiday" for "Christmas" in their ads, or minimize the number of references to the holidays altogether. This has led to speculation by godless, gay, pinko-commies critics that maybe the AFA receives compensation for inclusion on the "for Christmas" list, a claim that the AFA denies.[7]
They've messed our economy
In 2008, the ante was raised as a columnist has blamed the entire economic crisis on the war on Christmas. Daniel Henninger said that the push against Christmas is leading us to a "Mad Max" type environment.[8]
The War in politics
In 2007, even some of the Presidential candidates took up the war, with Mike Huckabee claiming that it might be "controversial," but he was going to wish the gathered Iowa Republicans a "Merry Christmas".[9] Oh noes!!!
Late December celebrations
- Alban Arthuan
- Boxing Day
- Chrismukkah
- Festivus
- Hanukkah
- Inti Raymi
- Kwanzaa
- Holiday (Pastafarianism)
- Lenaea
- Merlinpeen
- New Year's Eve
- New Year's Day (also celebrated on the first of April, by fools)
- Ramadan has recently fallen during this time of year, though since Islamic holidays are on a lunar calendar it is progressing backwards through the calendar.
- Eid Al Adha (Islamic New Year) currently falls during this time of the year, but like Ramadan, progresses backwards through the calendar.
- Saturnalia
- Second Rite of Belial
- Solstice (winter in the northern hemisphere, summer in the southern)
- Thanksgiving (in some places)
- The Long Night
- Xmas
- Yule (or Juul)
- Newtonmas
Weapons used in the War
- Debauchery
- Holly
- Ivy
- Mistletoe
- Mummery
- Yule logs
- Gift exchanges
- Decorated evergreen trees
- Magical reindeer
- Plastic, life-size Santas
- Flesh and blood, alcoholic Santas
- Alcohol
- Strings of colored lights
- Wreaths
Actual wars on Christmas
In a twist that breaks an irony meter or two, the only times that a war has actually been declared on Christmas, the fundamentalist types were the ones warring against it.
- In England, the Puritan government of Oliver Cromwell banned Christmas celebrations. This led to pro-Christmas rioting in several cities, in which rioters defied Cromwell by decking the halls with boughs of holly.[10]
- In Massachusetts, Christmas was completely banned for 22 years, from 1659 until 1681, only being legalized again when King James II appointed an Anglican governor to the colony who could rule by decree. Christmas did not become popular there until the 1850s.
- George Washington's famous crossing of the Delaware took place on the night of December 25, 1776, with the hope of catching the Hessian soldiers garrisoned in Trenton off guard in the morning as they were still in bed nursing hangovers. Presumably the Continental forces weren't celebrating Christmas as they were busy loading boats. After the Revolutionary War, celebrating Christmas fell out of style in the US as "too British".[11]
- Some fundamentalist groups today reject the celebration of Christmas as a holiday of pagan origin. The Jehovah's Witnesses and Herbert W. Armstrong are well known for this. Less well-known, Jack Chick states that Christians are not supposed to celebrate Christ's birth in at least one of his comic books. The more fundamentalist groups like Independent Baptists and Pentecostals while not rejecting the celebration of Christmas, tend to de-emphasize the holiday relative to mainline churches. Christian fundamentalists have also been known to picket Santa Claus in malls, or even to point out that Santa is an anagram of Satan.
See also
- Freedom From Religion Foundation
- Moral panic
- Wingnuts vs ACLU debate
- Conservative correctness
- War on Science
Footnotes
- ↑ Wikisource: The Festival
- ↑ How the Secular Humanist Grinch Didn't Steal Christmas, Salon
- ↑ http://mediamatters.org/items/200511300006
- ↑ When, in fact, most secularists really don't mind "Merry Christmas"; as a general rule it's mostly just a few butthurt egotists who complain every year. Though sometimes ostensibly liberal in their politics, these people are properly referred to as "Grinches".
- ↑ Joe.My.God. Blogspot page on the 2009 list
- ↑ Disinformation website (disinfo.com) page on the AFA's 2011 list, with commentary. (Notice whose online store tops the "for Christmas" list.]
- ↑ Near the end of this YouTube video, AFA spokesman Bryan Fischer denies to Thom Hartmann that corporations pay to get on the "for Christmas" list. (However, the best part of the video comes at the very end when Hartmann calls Fischer a blasphemer for his right-wing take on the Parable of the Talents.)
- ↑ The Wall Street Journal/Wonder Land: Mad Max and the Meltdown November 20, 2008
- ↑ The Weekly Standard: A Merry Christmas for Huckabee December 21, 2007
- ↑ "Lords of Misrule: The Puritan War on Christmas"
- ↑ Andrews, Peter (1975). Christmas in Colonial and Early America. USA: World Book Encyclopedia, Inc. ISBN 7-166-2001-4.