Acutonics
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Acutonics is acupuncture for people who want the full placebo effect without the risks and discomfort of having needles stuck in them.
The Healing Power of Woo™ is directed to your Qi meridians (or maybe chakras or innate intelligence or Tao or The Force or something) through the placement of things that look a lot like tuning forks and gongs but are actually tuning forks and gongs.
No, honestly, it really is. This is what http://www.acutonics.com/ say about it:
| Acutonics, n. 1. System of vibrational sound healing rooted in Oriental Medicine and philosophy that utilizes tuning forks and symphonic gongs tuned to the planets, Tibetan bowls, bells, drums, and rattles. Connecting body, mind, and soul in the journey toward optimal health, harmonic attunement or at-one-ment with all things in the Universe. 2. The integral way, undifferentiated wholeness, the essence of Tao. |
So there you go. Completely credible. Just like quantum alignment therapy.