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Adam, in Judeo-Christian mythology, was the first human created by God. He was made after the plants and animals and put on Earth as boss of all of them. Eve came a bit later, presumably because he was getting lonely and God wanted to reward his hard work with a fuck-free fuck-buddy. They were both naked and they didn't know what to do about that at first. He is also famous for liking apples, although this seems to have caused some problems. Eve liked them as well. That’s according to God's blog, the book of Genesis (not the band).
A frequent insult hurled against Ann Coulter is to point out her prominent Adam's apple.
One curious question surrounding Adam, and Eve for that matter, is whether or not they would have had navels (belly-buttons). Obviously, as they weren't born in the conventional sense, they wouldn't have needed umbillical cords (and there are cases where people don't have belly buttons because they heal up perfectly, causing some interesting results that require the attention of photoshop, but we digress). More interestingly, as they were "born" fully formed, where did they get their basic knowledge of how to operate their bodies in the first place? Newborns - essentially the human equivalent of a laptop that's just had fdisk ran on it - are notorious for being malco-ordinated for several months.
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Adam Ant and Adam West are his distant descendants. Look how far we have come!